Hot off the heels of eating a homemade chorizo and pepper pizza and a summer thus far dedicated to installing clutches and exhaust pipes into their Japanese vehicles, the crew rejoins to find that everything but make-up tutorials and children's programming on youtube is "not suitable for all advertisers," while reading web copy for the "Jiftip" which some overstocked Chinese warehouse with the help of Maxim magazine are trying to unload on promiscuous Americans as some kind of Dick Pleasure Band-Aid; Running Tree and Potemkin report on their visit to Ken Ham's 100 million-dollar Spruce Goose of God in Kentucky and discussions of North Korea's nuclear chest-puffing amidst it's dwindling attempt at isolationism climax the episode to ensure a windfall of even less frightened-youtube-advertiser dollars.

Topical Hits:
Do not buy this 
Do not visit this
Do not accidentally nuke this

"As photography and video recording by infidels are not permitted inside Ken Ham's Dino-raft and Zip-line Experience, the following imagery of Running Tree, BrianshipPotemkin and their reverent encounter have been painstakingly recreated using Tower of Babel Studios space for your entertainment purposes only, mow." -E.P. Pete J. Mewman.

West coast gas station Pringles rate-hikes tra-la-la, Potemkin goes on his first flight, airports and the yoga pants proliferation, last summer's 3&3 Fifths goFUNDyourself, the "Pooper App" thankfully turns out to have been satire, World Star Amish Hip-hop, truTV ruins Adam Ruins Everything and more gender "wage" gap fear mongering continues to "incidentally" perpetuate that your coworkers are the enemy and not your manipulative, penny-pinching bosses.

Topical Hits:
As Adam Ruins Everything has said, discuss salary with your coworkers, thus taking away your boss' power to pay all of you less... or just blame white men because you're too passive or lazy to ask for a raise.

Topical Hits:
How to make it on Twitch- do what everyone else is doing yet be unique all at the same time
KnowYourIndia.com

Avocados, tomatoes, "I can get behind a Hungry Man," a very drunk RunningTree, annoying Atheism, psychoanalyzing one another's dreams, RunningTree sobers up, fucked up, not recommended jerk-off techniques, selling out and the disgusting blueberry peeps.

Sponsored by Running Tree Nazi Cupcakes and Potemkin Quesadillas. Radioactivity and other anomalies.

Topical Hits:
Competing Furry Podcast (3&3 Fifths is a hardline furry podcast, btw) accidentally offends mid-western "family values"
goDROWNyourself
Buy a bucket of oatmeal and bean burgers from some Christian swingers
HorseGurl pays due respect to the "socially" "conscious" and "hilarious" Peter Coffin

Topical Hits:
Elderly Yakuza would be cooler and far less sad
Socialism could work if we enslaved the robits
CAWWW FUCK OFF MUDMMEN CAWWW
Bannings, bring me MORE BANNINGS!!!
Politics are depressing and pathetic

Did O.J. Simpson DO IT? Will Donald Trump beat Hilary Clinton?, strip club DJ's, day-time strippers, tracking chips in flu shoots, Is it a cookie or a pie?, circle-jerk or square? Ebonics or Regular? How many dicks does Johnny Depp have? Seagulling?

Topical Hits:
M4 Sherman is lookin' FIT today
Trump graffiti can't catch a break
Sign up for feels good man
Goofball/associate gets charged with serious crime
The Troll Hole
Obligatory "Fuck TWiT" shout-out
Football in the groin 2.0

Lost: Gummy-Bears-Only Edition, a new perspective on tumblr: WTFrConsequences.tumblr.com, writing hit pieces on journalists that completely discredit you, inner-office politics (#DeservesGotNothingToDoWithIt) and creepy real-time face capturing technology.

Topical Hits:
Horrible header, horrible tale
Millennial struggles
#IAmNotABlackChair, the new high-back of racism
Real-time face capture and more real-time face capture

A breakdown of how your neighborhood internet connection is being utilized, folks getting uppity about movie trailers, Phoenix really wants you to buy Fallout 4, our new vegan butcher shop that also sells computer "chips," "birth rape," and this week's Cheesecake Conundrum: "Hipster Rock," featuring a conversation about "The Dead Weather."

Topical Hits:
God is back in Mother Russia
"What is 'Birth Rape,'" you ask? Let jezebel.com answer!
"Frequently cited case" from above
Happy Pig Day (eat one for us)!

Topical Hits:
More words=more human
Call-in Christian radio talk shows are an all around bad idea in this era: 

Life lesson- don't follow Trump on twitter, twitter is a Schedule 1 drug, kitchen use during podcasts, Republican Candidates, Trump University, Fat "Shrove" Tuesday, cocktail sauce never had no mayo and the Cheesecake Conundrum: "The internet Zeitgeist."

It's just a Twitter prank bro, struggling with Chromecast, indignant rugrat triggered on campus irl (skip to 18:00), Fuller House, BenovKittenLord is personally contacted by Stephanie Tanner's tits and Potemkin loses his glasses.

Topical Hits:
Remember when college students had dignity?

Topical Hits:
Dailymail.com wants the world to burn, Mr. Wayne
"Comedy" and more "comedy"
Love is like getting your dick ripped off by your twin brother fucking you in the ass with a (relatively) long metal pole

Topical Hits:
Useless Passive Aggressive Money Burning Opportunity
goFUNDterrorism
Signal Boost Fair Use #SBFU
Episode title inspired by "Good Country People," by Flannery O'Connor

Follow the antics of the Podcast Networks Against the Defamation of Moms on Twitter Task Force: @BenevKittenLord

Slacker philosophers Phoenix, Running Tree, 4ButtonSoul and BrianshipPotemkin broadcast LIVE! from The Onyx Tower whilst drinking and making merry.

The 3&3 Fifths crew found the "Podcast Networks Against the Defamation of Moms on Twitter" Task Force to apprehend teenagers caught using "#FuckYouMom," thus making the internet a less safe space for passive-aggressive venting,  Abe Vigoda meets God, terrible subreddits, the "vegetable box" for poor people and a website that Phoenix claims, "will make you want to commit suicide."

Topical Hits:
We can't all live forever
The "Podcast Networks Against the Defamation of Moms on Twitter" Task Force twitter account
"Suicide website" and youtube competitor: younow.com

Topical Hits:
Flat Earth "rap battle" makes ICP look less resistant to science.
T.t.T. says keep it classy

Topical Hits:
Julio Pino(t Grigio): Sexist jihadist/tenured professor or does he just go well with pork tenderloin, a fireplace and great friends?

Topical Hits:
Vegan "Butcher" to open/close this month (after a stark fourteen months of rugged financial preparedness)

The Sheetz "Soda Club," The Trans-Pacific Partnership, Phish concerts, Star Wars, Bernie Sanders, making babies, these newfangled "sandwiches," Islam, "Accepted for Value," copyright and fair use, Realdoll, transgender issues, youtube streaming fuck-ups and the wage gap.

Topical hits:
Jar Jar Binks: Phantom Menace

Cat videos in advertising, YouTube conks out and screws people over last weekend, Chipotle corn "salsa," microwavable burgers, WWI vs WWII, and modern terrorism.

Catch them next Saturday w/a bevy of new technical problems. Enjoy the sweet native Macintosh screen resolution for now. 

Topical hits:
Assorted overpriced garbage

Guam, Guamite hipsters, dead rats on parachutes, moldy bread/spoiled milk and tonight's pièce de résistance beginning at 1:14:39, dating "horse-girls."

Topical hits:
JRHNBR; not a local radio station

The Pantless Scholar finds out he's been sitting up against Benevolent Kitty Overlord's “fun blanket," and of course, a long, overdue and by far the most depressing reference to Frank Zappa by Running Tree yet; Potemkin doing surreptitious edits to Phoenix's memoirs, 4ButtonSoul's pet albino mouse and Potemkin mixes up his American Classics whilst trying to make a strip club joke.

Acid House bark-beat backing track by: Narcoleptic Ned's dog, Spatula Sam, who's lust for racial purity in her house guests has been tested and confirmed.

The misspelling of “Champagne” and using the names of regions to sell unauthentic products at exorbitant rates, Potemkin's Catholic upbringing and his hence perverse affection for sacrilegious, however overbearing feminists, cow farts and Global warming, controlling the weather for “the common good” to create Arizona Bay, Bobcat Goldthwait and Tim Curry never ages.

4ButtonSoul shops his board game podcast idea to the group (pending release, there are already two episodes in the can) while Potemkin takes his own “work call;” Full House being “remade, game show reruns, planning our own version of Tell 'em Steve-Dave's “Makin' Hay” at the local outlet store and a subversive plan for BlueSun's wedding (which sadly never came to pass because the “open bar” consisted of Bud Light and Franzia... so no member of 3&3 chose to indulge.)

Topical Hits:

Steve Harvey as host of Family Feud and his "funny" moments. Although Steve Harvey's laughter sometimes seems as drawn-on as his mustache, some of his reactions are a bit funny when they aren't too canned and are even pretty funny when they are too canned, because he's definitely a funny person; we'll forgive Phoenix (the one who at one point suggested that Ralphie May is funny) for this ambiguous topic of conversation (we watched this video to verify your claim, Phoenix and it didn't kill us, so thanks. But It's mostly shit. You owe us ten minutes of our lives back.) -ed.

Featuring RunningTree on rhythmic coughing fits and washtub bass, and a lackadaisical Macbook Pro that is possibly responsible for butchering the rest of the evening's material, making it near impossible to edit. The ghost of Steve Jobs: still screwing the little guy in all of his private spots.

Topical Hits:

An aggregate of potentially hysterical Floridian news

Phoenix is morally singed at the sound of the words "Vanilla Ice." BP refuses once again and forever to ever watch The Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit films, even more so because the person (Phoenix) who wants to tie him down, pry his eyes open and force him to, thinks that Ralphie May is funny (Ralphie May is not funny).

The tail end of a Badazon episode (a show dedicated to inappropriately incidental suggestions on Phoenix and Running Tree's Amazon accounts) goes full furry when Phoenix and new member Kristine pass out after a wild cough syrup binge; Running Tree begins sweating out his abundant Absinthe intake as he, 4ButtonSoul and BrianshipPotemkin carry on, only to tumble down the rabbit-hole of Bad-dragon.com (which currently looks like it's attempting to capitalize on the release of Jurassic World). This episode results in one frozen-chimichanga bean coma and sore throats for all (from extensive abuse of Bad Dragon merchandise vicariously through reading it's hilarious product copy).

By all means, read it for yourself; it's phenomenal.

Notice: this episode should not be taken as furry... or “scaley” shaming; all sexual acts are equally fucking hilarious, no matter how “traditional” they are said to be (however, rash extremes, say, a fictional dragon/sex-toy company CEO with pocket pussies "modeled" after his anus may be just a mite funnier under certain conditions). Apologies. *darts eyes again, away from humorless fucks*

Since we're talking dirty, become a "cast" member of 3&3 Fifths by casting your member now! It's the most expensive pun you will ever endorse! Wait, we don't have a page set up for that? No details to give you? Well, think about it in the meantime while we take our good ol' time figuring it out.

Why would anyone want a third party to be in charge of defining them? You're already a disenfranchised demographic by existing in this first world society, but thus, the most powerful demographic that can exist: the demographic of one.

You thus, have the ability to create your own art, starring you and your own ideas. Don't accuse your soon to be erstwhile betters of not personifying you with their talent. Do not use your elegance and prosperity as a Shakespearean device against the weak-willed and the impoverished.

If a person is ever in the position to demand that anyone else should feel guilty for not taking up their own personal cause, then that very person is in the position, given an ambiguous span of time, able to become a tyrant.; a human, obviously, but with a legacy no more ethically reputable than the extent of Godwin's Law. ...and people just like you, but perhaps those who so happen to subtly disagree with you slightly, do strangely accrue their own "freedom fighters," which manifest as their own front on the holy war that this circular idiocy has scraped out as a trench through all of humanity's history.

Intellectual Tyrants seem to still be chic these days: so people might be faacked, Ricky.

Topical Hits:

Wiki reports on how homosexuality isn't a choice.

And even if it was a choice, as Todd Glass says, so what?

Are women allowed to be criticized under this new model? Should the ideas of a con-artist, female or not, be analysed at all?

Self righteous Twitter hooligans are addressed, as we realize that Twitter itself is simply a political MMPRPG; Joss Whedon's "Space Rapist," Thunderf00t's consistently laudable rebuttal of Sarkeesian and 6oodfella's "review" by the "war is peace" freethoughtblogs.com enclave are all talked about in extremis. We may be too late. This can all be solved with the institution of Internet.gov, where all is regulated, you maggots!

Topical hits:

"Extra! Extra! WOMAN does SOMETHING!"

Wait, Patricia Hernandez wrote the latter of these pieces, so of course no one should have taken this seriously. Notice the "update" about how her and Quinn are "friends." The pretense to this amendment contends that the article was not originally intended as an op-ed about how the creator of heartfelt, experimental games, who she seems to have only just recently found out about, that she has in no way known personally, but who she thinks you should check out, is super cool.

All "updates" aside, she was clearly supporting a colleague and friend with that Kotaku post under the guise of integral journalism. That's called a "blog." Kotaku is a blog, with a lot of money running through it.

Tower of Babel's own Mort Perkins reported after providing the links for the previous paragraphs:

"HOW IS THIS GAMING NEWS (there are real tech weenies out there that have done the same thing a few years ago, I can only assume this is how she attempted to get her friend to turn on the lime light)?"

We of course, had to fire Mort due to his errant misogyny.

Gas stations and their late-night-carding techniques have got ol' Running Tree down; JFK rears his handsome head (who apparently everyone but Oswald wanted to put a bullet through) and Running Tree's “acceptable line” for the ambiguity of incest is uncovered as he regales us with his family dinner story from earlier that day, his sentences now and again told with a mouthful of pecan pancake. 

BrianshipPotemkin drifts off hard during heavy talk of NSFW/TWIT.tv inter-office politics but pops back in to indulge RT's burgeoning ability to reference the legendary Frank Zappa, regardless of topic: ahh... the allusion never stops.

Antagonistically banal television created for adults is compared to Disney Channel programming before we attempt to get inside of Running Tree's thought process by analyzing his surprising appreciation for Hellsing Ultimate (spoiler city);

BrianshipPotemkin airs his strong distaste for the amateur movie "critics" on rating-aggregation sites while getting his own interview with the two "Bobs" about his religious boycott of the Lord of the Rings films;

Phoenix shines whilst backing up the proclamation that Steve Jobs is the Hitler of our generation, all opening with special guest A.K. 47 and featuring the perpetually rhythmic enforcer: loud-fucking-furnace.

Topical Hits:

The Big Bang Theory (not a link to interesting scientific progress) in it's natural habitat

Garfield-Garfield: the only way to read anything created by Jim Davis is after it's fully edited by and put through the filter of someone with a sense of humor

R.L. Stine on NSFW, somewhere in there, is probably doing more for your children than you are

This man should use his voice for the lesser good for once: the illustrious art of phone sex. Listen to his audiobooks and be confused as to what percentage of your erection/clitoral perkiness is due to the influx of knowledge and what is due to his silky, dulcet tones. 

Be wary, as constant cross-talk about Fallout 3 and washing-machine repair abound over top Potemkin's exposition of a letter received from a dear family friend, and Running Tree's ISP monopoly rant.

However, Phoenix later gets real and discusses our past endeavors and the ToB network's future, while we verbally test the mettle and languid integrity of now ex-member, BlueSun, who's defense of bathing infrequently is necessarily put on trial as BP postulates that it's directly connected to why he avoids going "below the belt" with his women: they've all apparently been human cheese factories.

That old chestnut: "it smells like fish," lies, pre-lies and lies-masquerading-as-sarcasm corrupt the fist segment of our two-part Anniversary show, recorded in October, 2013, with guest A.K. 47.

Conference soundtrack by Mr. The Plague of History Abhors a Paradox

Topical hits:

Paying facebook for exposure is a scam...

St. Matthew's Church is even more clearly a scam

Running Tree succeeds in getting Potemkin strung-out on local ghost-babes and after the evening runs down from the junk-food that had powered it, they sleepily devolve into lower-middle-class culinary suggestions to get the most flavor out of one's "frugal" diet.

May not include Running Tree changing the battery on the recording laptop during conversation thus leading to ubiquitous thumping sounds on the track.

The official, near complete 3&3 Fifths theme song: "Philosopher's Stone," by Eden for Lilith, inspired by our unofficial theme song "Big Bizang" by MC Hawking.

Topical hits:

Doug Stanhope's Atheists Unite charity: A kick-ass guy, rallying kick-ass people for someone that deserves support. Check out all the perks God was willing to comp on behalf of an atheist! What a damned gentleman, this God is.

Director's Cut: Penn Jillette's upcoming film

Pizza Rolls: Choose your death

Probably the hottest time you will have on the internet tonight

The first episode ever released in a semi-timely fashion, the latest incremental ipad revision is briefly spoken about and ethical questions which men exceedingly rich enough to make them exist as ethical questions at all, yet would never bother to discuss... are discussed.

Whale Penis Russian SUV interiors, giant Game Boy projects and insider tales of working at a Featherweight amusement park adorn the reintroduction of 3&3 Fifths: Philosophy in Extremis.

Remember remember the 3-Fifths of November... about a month or so too late. Merry-fuckin' Christmas.

Intro/Outro music by Eden for Lilith

Topical hits:

Human Leather: several prestigious items now available at conveniently affordable price-points!

Dartz: a ridiculous Latvian automotive company, strictly appealing to Cash-Money Millionaires (as of March 2014, this link is "temporarily disabled for public use;" Whales with Penises must have them at a legal impasse) (as of April 2014, back open to public perusal and with more grammatical errors than one can shake a stick at! "300 mm longer than standart, 4 door, with two gas tanks, LED lamps this car is for real man and doesn't matter his nationality.")

Idewild: a family "amusement" park for those pathologically addicted to boredom