A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband

Season one finale: a motor picnic

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 15 Feb 2020 17:35:00 -0700

Bob invites company over for a last minute dinner causing Betina's to deal with the situation.

A Sunday evening tea

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 8 Feb 2020 02:14:00 -0700

Betina teaches Ruth a lesson...about tea!

Bob helps to get dinner 2: 2 Fast 2 Furious

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 1 Feb 2020 08:10:00 -0700

Bob again helps with dinner. But this time, Betina experiments on him.

Betina's father visits

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 25 Jan 2020 18:20:00 -0700

Betina's parents visit and Bob isn't helping.

Betina's birthday gift

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 18 Jan 2020 08:30:00 -0700

Bob gets Betina what she deserves after a heated competition.

Celebrating the fourth

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 11 Jan 2020 11:30:00 -0700

Betina sets up Alice with Harry Harrison on the Fourth of July. Every relationship has it's hurdles though. And this hurdle is the fact that Alice is Betina's imaginary friend who doesn't particularly like Harry. Also, we learn the recipe for lobster salmon salad!

The iron maiden, the haggis, and the salad cake

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 4 Jan 2020 08:00:00 -0700

Bob's cousin, the Reverend Henry Clinkersmith, visits to take Bettina to church. Bettina takes him to school. Figuratively, of course.

Love, War, and Matilda

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 28 Dec 2019 20:14:00 -0700

Bettina's mother and cousin Matilda come to visit. Attitudes will change! People will die! Secrets are hidden! And a sewing machine holds dire secrets!

Bob helps to get dinner

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 21 Dec 2019 20:03:00 -0700

Bob gets home early from work and *gulp* helps with dinner.

Betina's first houseguest

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 14 Dec 2019 07:53:00 -0700

Bob invites a guest leaving Betina unprepared. She invites Alice over, who may or may not be imaginary, to break bread with Bob's friend. And an unexpected cry for justice sounds out.

Bettina's first dinner

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 7 Dec 2019 20:04:00 -0700

Bettina prepares steak for Bob, markets, and warns her husband of impending guests. Bob wishes everyone was married, and gets a man sized meal. And the narrator learns the difference between granules and cups.

Bettina begins

notsafefornetwork@gmail.com (NOT SAFE FOR netWORK) — Sat, 30 Nov 2019 20:49:00 -0700

Bettina was discovered moldering and forgotten in an old house. We decided to test what remains true from 1917 about pleasing husbands, food and family life. It's about more than a pretty face pushing a floor sweep. Buckle up, Bettina has something to tell you.