Bone Up On Your Thrones https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com Night gathers, and now the pod begins. Wed, 22 May 2019 03:55:21 +0000 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en Copyright 2016 . All rights reserved. TV & Film 1440 Night gathers, and now the pod begins. boneuponyourthrones boneuponyourthrones No No https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1236377/boneup.png Bone Up On Your Thrones https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com 144 144 FINALE RECAP: Ben's Here, Dany's Dead, and We Have Questions FINALE RECAP: Ben's Here, Dany's Dead, and We Have Questions https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/finale-recap-bens-here-danys-dead-and-we-have-questions/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/finale-recap-bens-here-danys-dead-and-we-have-questions/#comments Wed, 22 May 2019 03:55:21 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/finale-recap-bens-here-danys-dead-and-we-have-questions-9e236bc47fe38cd973ad9ef14224d47b Guys, this was it! The final episode of perhaps the most culturally significant fictional television show of our lifetimes. Harry and I are joined by good friend and executive chef at Hull's Kitchen Ben Wicks, and we get DEEP into the meat of the episode, the season, and the series. This is a long one, and it's kinda late, and I can't think of anything to write here that we didn't cover on the episode. Enjoy! 

]]> Guys, this was it! The final episode of perhaps the most culturally significant fictional television show of our lifetimes. Harry and I are joined by good friend and executive chef at Hull's Kitchen Ben Wicks, and we get DEEP into the meat of the episode, the season, and the series. This is a long one, and it's kinda late, and I can't think of anything to write here that we didn't cover on the episode. Enjoy! 

]]> Guys, this was it! The final episode of perhaps the most culturally significant fictional television show of our lifetimes. Harry and I are joined by good friend and executive chef at Hull's Kitchen Ben Wicks, and we get DEEP into the meat of the episode... Guys, this was it! The final episode of perhaps the most culturally significant fictional television show of our lifetimes. Harry and I are joined by good friend and executive chef at Hull's Kitchen Ben Wicks, and we get DEEP into the meat of the episode, the season, and the series. This is a long one, and it's kinda late, and I can't think of anything to write here that we didn't cover on the episode. Enjoy!  boneuponyourthrones No No 01:41:40 26 full MAD QUEEN ACTIVATED: Varys Was Right, Dragon Zamboni, and CLEGANEBOWL!!! MAD QUEEN ACTIVATED: Varys Was Right, Dragon Zamboni, and CLEGANEBOWL!!! https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/mad-queen-activated-varys-was-right-dragon-zamboni-and-cleganebowl/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/mad-queen-activated-varys-was-right-dragon-zamboni-and-cleganebowl/#comments Thu, 16 May 2019 02:16:07 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/mad-queen-activated-varys-was-right-dragon-zamboni-and-cleganebowl-7ecd61d9671d165e3938675e3577db1e It's the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, and tensions are running HOT across Westeros. Harry and I dive deep into this lengthy, sometimes gratuitously violent episode, touching everything from the human cost of genocide-by-dragon to our affinity for the Red Keep's Map Room (RIP). We also discuss the complete mail-in job perpetrated by D&D, rank our favorite deaths from the episode, and conclude that Cersei really didn't get her money's worth from the so-called Golden Company. 

]]> It's the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, and tensions are running HOT across Westeros. Harry and I dive deep into this lengthy, sometimes gratuitously violent episode, touching everything from the human cost of genocide-by-dragon to our affinity for the Red Keep's Map Room (RIP). We also discuss the complete mail-in job perpetrated by D&D, rank our favorite deaths from the episode, and conclude that Cersei really didn't get her money's worth from the so-called Golden Company. 

]]> It's the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, and tensions are running HOT across Westeros. Harry and I dive deep into this lengthy, sometimes gratuitously violent episode, touching everything from the human cost of genocide-by-dragon to our affinity ... It's the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, and tensions are running HOT across Westeros. Harry and I dive deep into this lengthy, sometimes gratuitously violent episode, touching everything from the human cost of genocide-by-dragon to our affinity for the Red Keep's Map Room (RIP). We also discuss the complete mail-in job perpetrated by D&D, rank our favorite deaths from the episode, and conclude that Cersei really didn't get her money's worth from the so-called Golden Company.  boneuponyourthrones No No 01:18:39 25 full DRAGON DOWN: Theon's Actually Dead, Ghost Deserved Better, and Two Heavyweights Go Down DRAGON DOWN: Theon's Actually Dead, Ghost Deserved Better, and Two Heavyweights Go Down https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/dragon-down-theons-actually-dead-ghost-deserved-better-and-two-heavyweights-go-down/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/dragon-down-theons-actually-dead-ghost-deserved-better-and-two-heavyweights-go-down/#comments Thu, 09 May 2019 00:44:29 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/dragon-down-theons-actually-dead-ghost-deserved-better-and-two-heavyweights-go-down-a7b7dd6777e26dabc276c96d5d2dc108 Our hearts are heavy this week for many reasons. First and foremost, because the writers seem to have mailed it in towards the end. We chat about that. Secondly, because it's apparently so goodamn expensive to CGI a direwolf that Jon couldn't even give Ghost a goodbye boop. We chat about that too, Thirdly, Rhaegal gets sniped from way downtown by heat-seeking crossbow bolts, in a clear attempt to even up the stakes of the final battle. We chat a good bit about that. And last, but absolutely not least, our hearts are heavy because we've lost the light of our (or at least my) life, the gentlest and most lovely person in this whole besotted tapestry, the greatest translator in Naath's history... Missandei. We don't chat about that too much. Rest in Power, sweet queen.

]]> Our hearts are heavy this week for many reasons. First and foremost, because the writers seem to have mailed it in towards the end. We chat about that. Secondly, because it's apparently so goodamn expensive to CGI a direwolf that Jon couldn't even give Ghost a goodbye boop. We chat about that too, Thirdly, Rhaegal gets sniped from way downtown by heat-seeking crossbow bolts, in a clear attempt to even up the stakes of the final battle. We chat a good bit about that. And last, but absolutely not least, our hearts are heavy because we've lost the light of our (or at least my) life, the gentlest and most lovely person in this whole besotted tapestry, the greatest translator in Naath's history... Missandei. We don't chat about that too much. Rest in Power, sweet queen.

]]> Our hearts are heavy this week for many reasons. First and foremost, because the writers seem to have mailed it in towards the end. We chat about that. Secondly, because it's apparently so goodamn expensive to CGI a direwolf that Jon couldn't even give G... Our hearts are heavy this week for many reasons. First and foremost, because the writers seem to have mailed it in towards the end. We chat about that. Secondly, because it's apparently so goodamn expensive to CGI a direwolf that Jon couldn't even give Ghost a goodbye boop. We chat about that too, Thirdly, Rhaegal gets sniped from way downtown by heat-seeking crossbow bolts, in a clear attempt to even up the stakes of the final battle. We chat a good bit about that. And last, but absolutely not least, our hearts are heavy because we've lost the light of our (or at least my) life, the gentlest and most lovely person in this whole besotted tapestry, the greatest translator in Naath's history... Missandei. We don't chat about that too much. Rest in Power, sweet queen. boneuponyourthrones No No 01:07:38 24 full THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL: Giant Undead Ricky, Friendzone Hall of Fame, and Hot Knife Tricks THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL: Giant Undead Ricky, Friendzone Hall of Fame, and Hot Knife Tricks https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/the-battle-of-winterfell-giant-undead-ricky-friendzone-hall-of-fame-and-hot-knife-tricks/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/the-battle-of-winterfell-giant-undead-ricky-friendzone-hall-of-fame-and-hot-knife-tricks/#comments Sat, 04 May 2019 00:39:08 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/the-battle-of-winterfell-giant-undead-ricky-friendzone-hall-of-fame-and-hot-knife-tricks-8e1e2bf37679b47e241f8d6a32883d0f Guys, I done goofed up. We had a whole podcast recorded in two parts - one before the soccer game that we played on Thursday night, and one after. During the editing/uploading process, this big dumb idiot somehow overwrote the part we recorded before the soccer game, which covers roughly half the episode. So enjoy what you get here, and we'll come back strong next week. In case the jokes in the episode title don't make sense because we talked about them before the game: that huge wight giant busted into Winterfell like Ricky from I Love Lucy, Jorah died and was immediately inducted into the Friendzone HOF, and we thought Sansa and Tyrion might get kinky with that knife in that one scene. Love y'all, promise to come back strong next week.

]]> Guys, I done goofed up. We had a whole podcast recorded in two parts - one before the soccer game that we played on Thursday night, and one after. During the editing/uploading process, this big dumb idiot somehow overwrote the part we recorded before the soccer game, which covers roughly half the episode. So enjoy what you get here, and we'll come back strong next week. In case the jokes in the episode title don't make sense because we talked about them before the game: that huge wight giant busted into Winterfell like Ricky from I Love Lucy, Jorah died and was immediately inducted into the Friendzone HOF, and we thought Sansa and Tyrion might get kinky with that knife in that one scene. Love y'all, promise to come back strong next week.

]]> Guys, I done goofed up. We had a whole podcast recorded in two parts - one before the soccer game that we played on Thursday night, and one after. During the editing/uploading process, this big dumb idiot somehow overwrote the part we recorded before the... Guys, I done goofed up. We had a whole podcast recorded in two parts - one before the soccer game that we played on Thursday night, and one after. During the editing/uploading process, this big dumb idiot somehow overwrote the part we recorded before the soccer game, which covers roughly half the episode. So enjoy what you get here, and we'll come back strong next week. In case the jokes in the episode title don't make sense because we talked about them before the game: that huge wight giant busted into Winterfell like Ricky from I Love Lucy, Jorah died and was immediately inducted into the Friendzone HOF, and we thought Sansa and Tyrion might get kinky with that knife in that one scene. Love y'all, promise to come back strong next week. boneuponyourthrones No No 35:16 23 full THE BONE BEFORE THE STORM: Arya Freakin', Bran Battle Plannin', and the KOOKIEST DRAGON THEORY EVER THE BONE BEFORE THE STORM: Arya Freakin', Bran Battle Plannin', and the KOOKIEST DRAGON THEORY EVER https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/the-bone-before-the-storm/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/the-bone-before-the-storm/#comments Thu, 25 Apr 2019 03:00:13 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/the-bone-before-the-storm-8bceb68529cd851328b8e7ba092c2d85 We talk a WHOLE bunch about an episode where, according to many folks, not much happened. This was the calm before the storm situation, where our favorite heroes spent their last night among the living either drinking, fucking, apologizing, or doubling down on trying to get some serious action. We're actually pretty proud of this episode despite (or perhaps because of?) the copious amount of whiskey consumed whilst recording it.

]]> We talk a WHOLE bunch about an episode where, according to many folks, not much happened. This was the calm before the storm situation, where our favorite heroes spent their last night among the living either drinking, fucking, apologizing, or doubling down on trying to get some serious action. We're actually pretty proud of this episode despite (or perhaps because of?) the copious amount of whiskey consumed whilst recording it.

]]> We talk a WHOLE bunch about an episode where, according to many folks, not much happened. This was the calm before the storm situation, where our favorite heroes spent their last night among the living either drinking, fucking, apologizing, or doubling d... We talk a WHOLE bunch about an episode where, according to many folks, not much happened. This was the calm before the storm situation, where our favorite heroes spent their last night among the living either drinking, fucking, apologizing, or doubling down on trying to get some serious action. We're actually pretty proud of this episode despite (or perhaps because of?) the copious amount of whiskey consumed whilst recording it. boneuponyourthrones No No 01:10:03 22 full GAME OF JOKES: Premiere Reaction, We're Tired, and People are Horny GAME OF JOKES: Premiere Reaction, We're Tired, and People are Horny https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/game-of-jokes-premiere-reaction-were-tired-and-people-are-horny/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/game-of-jokes-premiere-reaction-were-tired-and-people-are-horny/#comments Mon, 15 Apr 2019 22:31:42 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/game-of-jokes-premiere-reaction-were-tired-and-people-are-horny-5027ecd7ed19d5dbeae7a2e22ea78ec2 It was a classic premiere episode from everyone's favorite incest-laden fantasy dramedy, with lots of character reunions, pithy one-liners, gratuitous boobs, and dragon Uber rides to secluded snow sex sierras. We kinda zoomed through this one because it's been a WEEKEND, Harry had to go to bowling, and I need to pack for my flight that leaves in less than 12 hours. But we love you all and we love everyone on this show. Except Bran.

]]> It was a classic premiere episode from everyone's favorite incest-laden fantasy dramedy, with lots of character reunions, pithy one-liners, gratuitous boobs, and dragon Uber rides to secluded snow sex sierras. We kinda zoomed through this one because it's been a WEEKEND, Harry had to go to bowling, and I need to pack for my flight that leaves in less than 12 hours. But we love you all and we love everyone on this show. Except Bran.

]]> It was a classic premiere episode from everyone's favorite incest-laden fantasy dramedy, with lots of character reunions, pithy one-liners, gratuitous boobs, and dragon Uber rides to secluded snow sex sierras. We kinda zoomed through this one because it'... It was a classic premiere episode from everyone's favorite incest-laden fantasy dramedy, with lots of character reunions, pithy one-liners, gratuitous boobs, and dragon Uber rides to secluded snow sex sierras. We kinda zoomed through this one because it's been a WEEKEND, Harry had to go to bowling, and I need to pack for my flight that leaves in less than 12 hours. But we love you all and we love everyone on this show. Except Bran. boneuponyourthrones No No 35:38 21 full FINAL SEASON PREVIEW! Where are they now, trailer reactions, and death pools FINAL SEASON PREVIEW! Where are they now, trailer reactions, and death pools https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/final-season-preview-where-are-they-now-trailer-reactions-and-death-pools/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/final-season-preview-where-are-they-now-trailer-reactions-and-death-pools/#comments Fri, 05 Apr 2019 01:27:31 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/final-season-preview-where-are-they-now-trailer-reactions-and-death-pools-1d461b06665cb1de68f93ccfd09dfcd8 YOU GUYS IT'S ALMOST HERE! The final season of Game of Thrones descends upon us like winter, which is to say, slowly but surely. This is a pretty classic episode of Bone Up On Your Thrones, where we ramble on about whatever crops up in the old skull, including who's gonna die, who's gonna live, who's gonna kill who, and who's gonna get it on with who. Lots of whos in this one, we're sounding like a couple owls out here. Dive in. 

]]> YOU GUYS IT'S ALMOST HERE! The final season of Game of Thrones descends upon us like winter, which is to say, slowly but surely. This is a pretty classic episode of Bone Up On Your Thrones, where we ramble on about whatever crops up in the old skull, including who's gonna die, who's gonna live, who's gonna kill who, and who's gonna get it on with who. Lots of whos in this one, we're sounding like a couple owls out here. Dive in. 

]]> YOU GUYS IT'S ALMOST HERE! The final season of Game of Thrones descends upon us like winter, which is to say, slowly but surely. This is a pretty classic episode of Bone Up On Your Thrones, where we ramble on about whatever crops up in the old skull, inc... YOU GUYS IT'S ALMOST HERE! The final season of Game of Thrones descends upon us like winter, which is to say, slowly but surely. This is a pretty classic episode of Bone Up On Your Thrones, where we ramble on about whatever crops up in the old skull, including who's gonna die, who's gonna live, who's gonna kill who, and who's gonna get it on with who. Lots of whos in this one, we're sounding like a couple owls out here. Dive in.  boneuponyourthrones No No 47:06 20 full SUMMER SURPRISE! Reckless Recaps, Take Quakes, and World Cup Houses SUMMER SURPRISE! Reckless Recaps, Take Quakes, and World Cup Houses https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/summer-surprise-reckless-recaps-take-quakes-and-world-cup-houses/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/summer-surprise-reckless-recaps-take-quakes-and-world-cup-houses/#comments Fri, 29 Jun 2018 01:17:03 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/summer-surprise-reckless-recaps-take-quakes-and-world-cup-houses-28b144b02cbdbb743b3492e2783b1e85 It's June and we're sorely missing some Thrones in our life. And if we're missing Game of Thrones, we can only imagine how much YOU'RE missing THIS podcast! Harry and I sit down to confusedly hash out the previous season, make some speculative guesses as to how the final season will play out, and compare the houses of Westeros to the teams of World Cup 2018. Enjoy! 

]]> It's June and we're sorely missing some Thrones in our life. And if we're missing Game of Thrones, we can only imagine how much YOU'RE missing THIS podcast! Harry and I sit down to confusedly hash out the previous season, make some speculative guesses as to how the final season will play out, and compare the houses of Westeros to the teams of World Cup 2018. Enjoy! 

]]> It's June and we're sorely missing some Thrones in our life. And if we're missing Game of Thrones, we can only imagine how much YOU'RE missing THIS podcast! Harry and I sit down to confusedly hash out the previous season, make some speculative guesses as... It's June and we're sorely missing some Thrones in our life. And if we're missing Game of Thrones, we can only imagine how much YOU'RE missing THIS podcast! Harry and I sit down to confusedly hash out the previous season, make some speculative guesses as to how the final season will play out, and compare the houses of Westeros to the teams of World Cup 2018. Enjoy!  boneuponyourthrones No No 25:58 19 full Queries and Theories: Three Guys, In Memoriam, and LTT Queries and Theories: Three Guys, In Memoriam, and LTT https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/queries-and-theories-three-guys-in-memoriam-and-ltt/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/queries-and-theories-three-guys-in-memoriam-and-ltt/#comments Fri, 01 Sep 2017 04:26:45 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/queries-and-theories-three-guys-in-memoriam-and-ltt-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 In the final episode of the penultimate season of Bone Up On Your Thrones, your fearless podcast leaders are joined by good friend of the pod Greg Hall, a resident of the greater Atlanta metro area who decided to fly up to Boston on a whim because he had a bunch of miles on his credit card and he effing loves his friends. 

Anyway, Greg, Harry, and I yap about the questions and theories swirling around this latest episode of Game of Thrones, including the identity of the Night('s) King, the possibility of the wine in Cersei's chamber being poisoned, and the CGI budget that may/may not have precluded HBO from showcasing Ghost, arguably the most important character in the series. 

Also, I think we missed a question from Madde. Sorry Mad! 

]]> In the final episode of the penultimate season of Bone Up On Your Thrones, your fearless podcast leaders are joined by good friend of the pod Greg Hall, a resident of the greater Atlanta metro area who decided to fly up to Boston on a whim because he had a bunch of miles on his credit card and he effing loves his friends. 

Anyway, Greg, Harry, and I yap about the questions and theories swirling around this latest episode of Game of Thrones, including the identity of the Night('s) King, the possibility of the wine in Cersei's chamber being poisoned, and the CGI budget that may/may not have precluded HBO from showcasing Ghost, arguably the most important character in the series. 

Also, I think we missed a question from Madde. Sorry Mad! 

]]> In the final episode of the penultimate season of Bone Up On Your Thrones, your fearless podcast leaders are joined by good friend of the pod Greg Hall, a resident of the greater Atlanta metro area who decided to fly up to Boston on a whim because he had... In the final episode of the penultimate season of Bone Up On Your Thrones, your fearless podcast leaders are joined by good friend of the pod Greg Hall, a resident of the greater Atlanta metro area who decided to fly up to Boston on a whim because he had a bunch of miles on his credit card and he effing loves his friends.  Anyway, Greg, Harry, and I yap about the questions and theories swirling around this latest episode of Game of Thrones, including the identity of the Night('s) King, the possibility of the wine in Cersei's chamber being poisoned, and the CGI budget that may/may not have precluded HBO from showcasing Ghost, arguably the most important character in the series.  Also, I think we missed a question from Madde. Sorry Mad!  boneuponyourthrones No No 01:02:59 18 full S3E8 Part 1: Sleuthy Sluts, Friendly Offscreen Dragons, and Blue Fire S3E8 Part 1: Sleuthy Sluts, Friendly Offscreen Dragons, and Blue Fire https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e8-part-1-sleuthy-sluts-friendly-offscreen-dragons-and-blue-fire/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e8-part-1-sleuthy-sluts-friendly-offscreen-dragons-and-blue-fire/#comments Wed, 30 Aug 2017 02:11:12 +0000 boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/s3e8-part-1-sleuthy-sluts-friendly-offscreen-dragons-and-blue-fire-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 The Game of Thrones season 7 finale was so big, so beefy, so downright girthy, that we had no choice but to split our recap into two parts. In this episode you'll find Harry and I diving deep into the melee, with discussions on the potential NSFW antics Qyburn was planning with that wight's hand, the hijinks Drogon and Rhaegal could have been stirring up offscreen, and a potential new book-sourced nickname for Viserion. 

 

Also, a mystery guest shows up at some point. You'll know it when you hear it. 

 

On Thursday, we'll be coming in hot with a mailbag-type pod, dissecting the many awesome questions we got from listeners across this great nation of ours. If anything in this ep sparks a question, you know where to send it. 

]]> The Game of Thrones season 7 finale was so big, so beefy, so downright girthy, that we had no choice but to split our recap into two parts. In this episode you'll find Harry and I diving deep into the melee, with discussions on the potential NSFW antics Qyburn was planning with that wight's hand, the hijinks Drogon and Rhaegal could have been stirring up offscreen, and a potential new book-sourced nickname for Viserion. 

 

Also, a mystery guest shows up at some point. You'll know it when you hear it. 

 

On Thursday, we'll be coming in hot with a mailbag-type pod, dissecting the many awesome questions we got from listeners across this great nation of ours. If anything in this ep sparks a question, you know where to send it. 

]]> The Game of Thrones season 7 finale was so big, so beefy, so downright girthy, that we had no choice but to split our recap into two parts. In this episode you'll find Harry and I diving deep into the melee, with discussions on the potential NSFW antics ... The Game of Thrones season 7 finale was so big, so beefy, so downright girthy, that we had no choice but to split our recap into two parts. In this episode you'll find Harry and I diving deep into the melee, with discussions on the potential NSFW antics Qyburn was planning with that wight's hand, the hijinks Drogon and Rhaegal could have been stirring up offscreen, and a potential new book-sourced nickname for Viserion.    Also, a mystery guest shows up at some point. You'll know it when you hear it.    On Thursday, we'll be coming in hot with a mailbag-type pod, dissecting the many awesome questions we got from listeners across this great nation of ours. If anything in this ep sparks a question, you know where to send it.  boneuponyourthrones No No 01:13:03 17 full S3E7: Edmund's Monster Babies, King Butthead's Javelin, and the Big Chain Salesman S3E7: Edmund's Monster Babies, King Butthead's Javelin, and the Big Chain Salesman https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e7-edmunds-monster-babies-king-buttheads-javelin-and-the-big-chain-salesman/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e7-edmunds-monster-babies-king-buttheads-javelin-and-the-big-chain-salesman/#comments Fri, 25 Aug 2017 02:08:40 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e7-edmunds-monster-babies-king-buttheads-javelin-and-the-big-chain-salesman/ Whilst currently on a conference call with some very important people, I nevertheless have persisted and posted this episode. Harry and I plow through a discussion of the penultimate episode of Thrones's penultimate season in much the same way as Gendry plowed through the snows of the North. 

Arya was exhibiting a real 'tude during all of her interactions with Sansa, and we didn't appreciate it. There was some quality dude time north of the wall, we lost Thoros, and many many people made stupid decisions. Overall, the realism of this show focusing on dragons, ice zombies, and resurrection has taken a significant downturn. 

Also, ICE DRAGON!!!

PS: I said Rhaegal was red in the books but he's green. My b.

]]> Whilst currently on a conference call with some very important people, I nevertheless have persisted and posted this episode. Harry and I plow through a discussion of the penultimate episode of Thrones's penultimate season in much the same way as Gendry plowed through the snows of the North. 

Arya was exhibiting a real 'tude during all of her interactions with Sansa, and we didn't appreciate it. There was some quality dude time north of the wall, we lost Thoros, and many many people made stupid decisions. Overall, the realism of this show focusing on dragons, ice zombies, and resurrection has taken a significant downturn. 

Also, ICE DRAGON!!!

PS: I said Rhaegal was red in the books but he's green. My b.

]]> Whilst currently on a conference call with some very important people, I nevertheless have persisted and posted this episode. Harry and I plow through a discussion of the penultimate episode of Thrones's penultimate season in much the same way as Gendry ... Whilst currently on a conference call with some very important people, I nevertheless have persisted and posted this episode. Harry and I plow through a discussion of the penultimate episode of Thrones's penultimate season in much the same way as Gendry plowed through the snows of the North.  Arya was exhibiting a real 'tude during all of her interactions with Sansa, and we didn't appreciate it. There was some quality dude time north of the wall, we lost Thoros, and many many people made stupid decisions. Overall, the realism of this show focusing on dragons, ice zombies, and resurrection has taken a significant downturn.  Also, ICE DRAGON!!! PS: I said Rhaegal was red in the books but he's green. My b. boneuponyourthrones No No 01:05:59 16 full S3E6: King Grumpy, MiniBoy and BaldyButt, and Accordions in a Blender S3E6: King Grumpy, MiniBoy and BaldyButt, and Accordions in a Blender https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e6-king-grumpy-miniboy-and-baldybutt-and-accordions-in-a-blender/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e6-king-grumpy-miniboy-and-baldybutt-and-accordions-in-a-blender/#comments Tue, 15 Aug 2017 05:29:52 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e6-king-grumpy-miniboy-and-baldybutt-and-accordions-in-a-blender/ It's like 1:30 in the morning and I have to get up at 6:30. You're not getting much in the way of a description. Fresh off a heartbreaking L in the soccer finals, Harry and I discuss the Thrones's latest episode. It's cool. Guys go beyond the wall, women talk about pregnancy, dragons snuff dudes then sniff a dude. Jamie shouldn't be alive. Davos wins the episode. Gendry's back!!  

]]> It's like 1:30 in the morning and I have to get up at 6:30. You're not getting much in the way of a description. Fresh off a heartbreaking L in the soccer finals, Harry and I discuss the Thrones's latest episode. It's cool. Guys go beyond the wall, women talk about pregnancy, dragons snuff dudes then sniff a dude. Jamie shouldn't be alive. Davos wins the episode. Gendry's back!!  

]]> It's like 1:30 in the morning and I have to get up at 6:30. You're not getting much in the way of a description. Fresh off a heartbreaking L in the soccer finals, Harry and I discuss the Thrones's latest episode. It's cool. Guys go beyond the wall, women... It's like 1:30 in the morning and I have to get up at 6:30. You're not getting much in the way of a description. Fresh off a heartbreaking L in the soccer finals, Harry and I discuss the Thrones's latest episode. It's cool. Guys go beyond the wall, women talk about pregnancy, dragons snuff dudes then sniff a dude. Jamie shouldn't be alive. Davos wins the episode. Gendry's back!!   boneuponyourthrones No No 01:04:44 15 full S3E5: Stark Family Reunion, Cavebound Sexplorations, and Soggy Jamie S3E5: Stark Family Reunion, Cavebound Sexplorations, and Soggy Jamie https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e5-stark-family-reunion-cavebound-sexplorations-and-soggy-jamie/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e5-stark-family-reunion-cavebound-sexplorations-and-soggy-jamie/#comments Tue, 08 Aug 2017 03:38:11 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e5-stark-family-reunion-cavebound-sexplorations-and-soggy-jamie/ You guys. This episode was massively dope. Drogon was unleashed to the fullest and Dany had that crazy look in her eye where you just knew she was thinking, "Let's get it on." 

Seriously, the fourth ep of Thrones' seventh season delivered from beginning to end, and Harry and I went long and deep on the whole thing. We discuss Bran's penchant for bringing up moments in other people's lives that he would have no earthly reason to know about, hieroglyphics, Arya stuntin' on Brienne, Missandei's somewhat forced proclamation of devotion to Dany, the invention of the wheelchair, Drogon's stint on the DL, and who the true blue mole in Dany's camp is. 

Also, we watched a fucking dragon roast some bitches. Strap in. 

Also also, I went on a map rant. Here's the map in question:

http://www.awoiaf.westeros.org/images/e/e7/map_of_westeros.jpg

P.S.: I misspoke on the origin of the assassin's dagger. Joffrey stole it from Robert, who won it from Littlefinger. Tyrion's not involved. Carry on.

]]> You guys. This episode was massively dope. Drogon was unleashed to the fullest and Dany had that crazy look in her eye where you just knew she was thinking, "Let's get it on." 

Seriously, the fourth ep of Thrones' seventh season delivered from beginning to end, and Harry and I went long and deep on the whole thing. We discuss Bran's penchant for bringing up moments in other people's lives that he would have no earthly reason to know about, hieroglyphics, Arya stuntin' on Brienne, Missandei's somewhat forced proclamation of devotion to Dany, the invention of the wheelchair, Drogon's stint on the DL, and who the true blue mole in Dany's camp is. 

Also, we watched a fucking dragon roast some bitches. Strap in. 

Also also, I went on a map rant. Here's the map in question:

http://www.awoiaf.westeros.org/images/e/e7/map_of_westeros.jpg

P.S.: I misspoke on the origin of the assassin's dagger. Joffrey stole it from Robert, who won it from Littlefinger. Tyrion's not involved. Carry on.

]]> You guys. This episode was massively dope. Drogon was unleashed to the fullest and Dany had that crazy look in her eye where you just knew she was thinking, "Let's get it on."  Seriously, the fourth ep of Thrones' seventh season delivered from beginning... You guys. This episode was massively dope. Drogon was unleashed to the fullest and Dany had that crazy look in her eye where you just knew she was thinking, "Let's get it on."  Seriously, the fourth ep of Thrones' seventh season delivered from beginning to end, and Harry and I went long and deep on the whole thing. We discuss Bran's penchant for bringing up moments in other people's lives that he would have no earthly reason to know about, hieroglyphics, Arya stuntin' on Brienne, Missandei's somewhat forced proclamation of devotion to Dany, the invention of the wheelchair, Drogon's stint on the DL, and who the true blue mole in Dany's camp is.  Also, we watched a fucking dragon roast some bitches. Strap in.  Also also, I went on a map rant. Here's the map in question: http://www.awoiaf.westeros.org/images/e/e7/map_of_westeros.jpg P.S.: I misspoke on the origin of the assassin's dagger. Joffrey stole it from Robert, who won it from Littlefinger. Tyrion's not involved. Carry on. boneuponyourthrones No No 01:12:34 14 full S3E4: Alessia Cara, Pepto Pistorius, and Charlie Like a Rock Star S3E4: Alessia Cara, Pepto Pistorius, and Charlie Like a Rock Star https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e4-alessia-cara-pepto-pistorius-and-charlie-like-a-rock-star/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e4-alessia-cara-pepto-pistorius-and-charlie-like-a-rock-star/#comments Tue, 01 Aug 2017 03:53:09 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e4-alessia-cara-pepto-pistorius-and-charlie-like-a-rock-star/ Back at it again! with the fresh GoT takes. Fresh off a hugeeee soccer dub, Rob and I discuss the girl he made cry that one time, a whole lot of fingers in bums, and we are reminded that dragons DO in fact exist. 

We got a heaping pile of listener questions to sort through - and decided whether or not Jon will bend the knee, who might kill Charlie Conway, and whether or not Arya is going to meet Sansa (spoiler - probably not).

We call some friends for STEAMING hot takes and decide whether or not Bran is the biggest creep to ever exist. Stay until the end for some bonus footage. BUOY-T everybody!!

]]> Back at it again! with the fresh GoT takes. Fresh off a hugeeee soccer dub, Rob and I discuss the girl he made cry that one time, a whole lot of fingers in bums, and we are reminded that dragons DO in fact exist. 

We got a heaping pile of listener questions to sort through - and decided whether or not Jon will bend the knee, who might kill Charlie Conway, and whether or not Arya is going to meet Sansa (spoiler - probably not).

We call some friends for STEAMING hot takes and decide whether or not Bran is the biggest creep to ever exist. Stay until the end for some bonus footage. BUOY-T everybody!!

]]> Back at it again! with the fresh GoT takes. Fresh off a hugeeee soccer dub, Rob and I discuss the girl he made cry that one time, a whole lot of fingers in bums, and we are reminded that dragons DO in fact exist.  We got a heaping pile of listener questi... Back at it again! with the fresh GoT takes. Fresh off a hugeeee soccer dub, Rob and I discuss the girl he made cry that one time, a whole lot of fingers in bums, and we are reminded that dragons DO in fact exist.  We got a heaping pile of listener questions to sort through - and decided whether or not Jon will bend the knee, who might kill Charlie Conway, and whether or not Arya is going to meet Sansa (spoiler - probably not). We call some friends for STEAMING hot takes and decide whether or not Bran is the biggest creep to ever exist. Stay until the end for some bonus footage. BUOY-T everybody!! boneuponyourthrones No No 01:16:47 13 full S3E3: First Encounters, Beautiful Barbarians, and Uncle Charlie's Bloodbath S3E3: First Encounters, Beautiful Barbarians, and Uncle Charlie's Bloodbath https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e3-first-encounters-beautiful-barbarians-and-uncle-charlies-bloodbath/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e3-first-encounters-beautiful-barbarians-and-uncle-charlies-bloodbath/#comments Tue, 25 Jul 2017 00:37:33 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e3-first-encounters-beautiful-barbarians-and-uncle-charlies-bloodbath/ It's the second episode of the seventh season of Game of Thrones, and boy was it a doozy. Harry and I have hit our stride just in time, and we yammer on about scaly boys, the Lord's Kiss as performed by a Ken doll, huge unwieldy crossbows and magical wind-aided raven flights. 

In addition, there's talk of "KINGINDANORF" drinking games, the fact that Yara cucks Theon on a daily basis, and Jorah's swiftly deteriorating epidermal situation. Enjoy!

]]> It's the second episode of the seventh season of Game of Thrones, and boy was it a doozy. Harry and I have hit our stride just in time, and we yammer on about scaly boys, the Lord's Kiss as performed by a Ken doll, huge unwieldy crossbows and magical wind-aided raven flights. 

In addition, there's talk of "KINGINDANORF" drinking games, the fact that Yara cucks Theon on a daily basis, and Jorah's swiftly deteriorating epidermal situation. Enjoy!

]]> It's the second episode of the seventh season of Game of Thrones, and boy was it a doozy. Harry and I have hit our stride just in time, and we yammer on about scaly boys, the Lord's Kiss as performed by a Ken doll, huge unwieldy crossbows and magical win... It's the second episode of the seventh season of Game of Thrones, and boy was it a doozy. Harry and I have hit our stride just in time, and we yammer on about scaly boys, the Lord's Kiss as performed by a Ken doll, huge unwieldy crossbows and magical wind-aided raven flights.  In addition, there's talk of "KINGINDANORF" drinking games, the fact that Yara cucks Theon on a daily basis, and Jorah's swiftly deteriorating epidermal situation. Enjoy! boneuponyourthrones No No 57:01 12 full S3E2: Dragonstone, Zombie Boogers, and Ed Sheeran S3E2: Dragonstone, Zombie Boogers, and Ed Sheeran https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e2-dragonstone-zombie-boogers-and-ed-sheeran/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e2-dragonstone-zombie-boogers-and-ed-sheeran/#comments Wed, 19 Jul 2017 01:54:44 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s3e2-dragonstone-zombie-boogers-and-ed-sheeran/ Praise the Old Gods and the New, for Game of Thrones has returned! In this episode Harry and I go deep on the Season 7 premiere, including discussions about that sweet new map room Cersei's trotting around in, how many ice zombies you could fuck up with one Valyrian steel sword, and a few lengthy tangents about God knows what. We suspended recording halfway through to go play a soccer game (you'll have to stick around to find out how we did), so the last half is a bit more loopy. Enjoy!

]]> Praise the Old Gods and the New, for Game of Thrones has returned! In this episode Harry and I go deep on the Season 7 premiere, including discussions about that sweet new map room Cersei's trotting around in, how many ice zombies you could fuck up with one Valyrian steel sword, and a few lengthy tangents about God knows what. We suspended recording halfway through to go play a soccer game (you'll have to stick around to find out how we did), so the last half is a bit more loopy. Enjoy!

]]> Praise the Old Gods and the New, for Game of Thrones has returned! In this episode Harry and I go deep on the Season 7 premiere, including discussions about that sweet new map room Cersei's trotting around in, how many ice zombies you could fuck up with ... Praise the Old Gods and the New, for Game of Thrones has returned! In this episode Harry and I go deep on the Season 7 premiere, including discussions about that sweet new map room Cersei's trotting around in, how many ice zombies you could fuck up with one Valyrian steel sword, and a few lengthy tangents about God knows what. We suspended recording halfway through to go play a soccer game (you'll have to stick around to find out how we did), so the last half is a bit more loopy. Enjoy! boneuponyourthrones No No 46:34 11 full S3E1: There's Two of Them! S3E1: There's Two of Them! https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e1-theres-two-of-them/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e1-theres-two-of-them/#comments Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:26:54 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e1-theres-two-of-them/ WELCOME BACK TO THE THRONES! 

In today's episode we meet our fearless new cohost Harry Tyrell. Get it, cuz their sigil is a rose? Anyway, Harry and I have just returned from a life-affirming Third Eye Blind concert, and we're not not drunk. So this one's a little interesting. We jabber on about dragons, zombies, zombie dragons, ice, fire, Jon, Dany, and everything else in the sexual new Season 7 trailer. 

Harry hadn't seen the new trailer, so the beginning part is him reacting to it. It's pretty good stuff. 

Here's the trailer if you want to follow along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mlhnt0jMlg

 

]]> WELCOME BACK TO THE THRONES! 

In today's episode we meet our fearless new cohost Harry Tyrell. Get it, cuz their sigil is a rose? Anyway, Harry and I have just returned from a life-affirming Third Eye Blind concert, and we're not not drunk. So this one's a little interesting. We jabber on about dragons, zombies, zombie dragons, ice, fire, Jon, Dany, and everything else in the sexual new Season 7 trailer. 

Harry hadn't seen the new trailer, so the beginning part is him reacting to it. It's pretty good stuff. 

Here's the trailer if you want to follow along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mlhnt0jMlg

 

]]> WELCOME BACK TO THE THRONES!  In today's episode we meet our fearless new cohost Harry Tyrell. Get it, cuz their sigil is a rose? Anyway, Harry and I have just returned from a life-affirming Third Eye Blind concert, and we're not not drunk. So this one's... WELCOME BACK TO THE THRONES!  In today's episode we meet our fearless new cohost Harry Tyrell. Get it, cuz their sigil is a rose? Anyway, Harry and I have just returned from a life-affirming Third Eye Blind concert, and we're not not drunk. So this one's a little interesting. We jabber on about dragons, zombies, zombie dragons, ice, fire, Jon, Dany, and everything else in the sexual new Season 7 trailer.  Harry hadn't seen the new trailer, so the beginning part is him reacting to it. It's pretty good stuff.  Here's the trailer if you want to follow along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mlhnt0jMlg   boneuponyourthrones No No 18:18 1 full S2E7: Jon's Lineage, Cersei's Pyrotechnics, and Much More S2E7: Jon's Lineage, Cersei's Pyrotechnics, and Much More https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e10-jons-lineage-cerseis-pyrotechnics-and-much-more/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e10-jons-lineage-cerseis-pyrotechnics-and-much-more/#comments Wed, 29 Jun 2016 13:11:37 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e10-jons-lineage-cerseis-pyrotechnics-and-much-more/ We've made it to the end of another season of Game of Thrones. And unlike in previous seasons, this finale was an absolute doozy. Huge news from pretty much every corner of the known world; if this universe had Twitter, shit would have been popping off. Come for the episode discussion, stay for the In Memoriam, audience questions, and general shenanigans.

UPDATE: It was late and I didn't have a list in front of me, so I missed several people in the "in memoriam" section. Here they are.

Doran Martell - Who run the world? Sand Snakes
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (aka Wun Wun) - The undisputed MVP of the Battle for Winterfell
The Waif - Deserved it
Lancel - Got to bang Cersei so he had a decent life
Walder Frey and his moron sons - Deserved it

]]> We've made it to the end of another season of Game of Thrones. And unlike in previous seasons, this finale was an absolute doozy. Huge news from pretty much every corner of the known world; if this universe had Twitter, shit would have been popping off. Come for the episode discussion, stay for the In Memoriam, audience questions, and general shenanigans. UPDATE: It was late and I didn't have a list in front of me, so I missed several people in the "in memoriam" section. Here they are. Doran Martell - Who run the world? Sand Snakes Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (aka Wun Wun) - The undisputed MVP of the Battle for Winterfell The Waif - Deserved it Lancel - Got to bang Cersei so he had a decent life Walder Frey and his moron sons - Deserved it

]]> We've made it to the end of another season of Game of Thrones. And unlike in previous seasons, this finale was an absolute doozy. Huge news from pretty much every corner of the known world; if this universe had Twitter, shit would have been popping off. ... We've made it to the end of another season of Game of Thrones. And unlike in previous seasons, this finale was an absolute doozy. Huge news from pretty much every corner of the known world; if this universe had Twitter, shit would have been popping off. Come for the episode discussion, stay for the In Memoriam, audience questions, and general shenanigans. UPDATE: It was late and I didn't have a list in front of me, so I missed several people in the "in memoriam" section. Here they are. Doran Martell - Who run the world? Sand Snakes Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (aka Wun Wun) - The undisputed MVP of the Battle for Winterfell The Waif - Deserved it Lancel - Got to bang Cersei so he had a decent life Walder Frey and his moron sons - Deserved it boneuponyourthrones No No 01:14:31 1 full S2E6: Bastards, Boltons, and Bloodshed S2E6: Bastards, Boltons, and Bloodshed https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e6-bastards-boltons-and-bloodshed/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e6-bastards-boltons-and-bloodshed/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:59:04 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e6-bastards-boltons-and-bloodshed/ The penultimate episode of this season was, as usual, fucking awesome. We had dragons burning ships, shield walls encircling men, giants punching through gates... it was an absolute fiesta of carnage. Let's get into it. Also, I forgot to do the outro song and (AGAIN) forgot to credit my man Jaron Davis for the music. Tough couple weeks for me, promise to come back strong next week.
]]> The penultimate episode of this season was, as usual, fucking awesome. We had dragons burning ships, shield walls encircling men, giants punching through gates... it was an absolute fiesta of carnage. Let's get into it. Also, I forgot to do the outro son... The penultimate episode of this season was, as usual, fucking awesome. We had dragons burning ships, shield walls encircling men, giants punching through gates... it was an absolute fiesta of carnage. Let's get into it. Also, I forgot to do the outro song and (AGAIN) forgot to credit my man Jaron Davis for the music. Tough couple weeks for me, promise to come back strong next week. boneuponyourthrones No No 01:01:01 S2E5: Offscreen Deaths, Hanging Parties, and Cersei's Big Rumor S2E5: Offscreen Deaths, Hanging Parties, and Cersei's Big Rumor https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e5-offscreen-deaths-hanging-parties-and-cerseis-big-rumor/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e5-offscreen-deaths-hanging-parties-and-cerseis-big-rumor/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:56:39 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e5-offscreen-deaths-hanging-parties-and-cerseis-big-rumor/ So there's been a bit of a gap. I went to a wedding, I went to a different country, and I've generally been slacking on the podcast front. But BUOYT is back in a big way this week, with potentially the longest episode of the show. There were an enormous amount of audience questions covering a huge range of topics, from Gendry to sword-candle tricks to the much-maligned Riverrun plotline. Hopefully you enjoy, and hopefully I can FUCKING get this thing on iTunes. Stay tuned for that. 
]]> So there's been a bit of a gap. I went to a wedding, I went to a different country, and I've generally been slacking on the podcast front. But BUOYT is back in a big way this week, with potentially the longest episode of the show. There were an enormous ... So there's been a bit of a gap. I went to a wedding, I went to a different country, and I've generally been slacking on the podcast front. But BUOYT is back in a big way this week, with potentially the longest episode of the show. There were an enormous amount of audience questions covering a huge range of topics, from Gendry to sword-candle tricks to the much-maligned Riverrun plotline. Hopefully you enjoy, and hopefully I can FUCKING get this thing on iTunes. Stay tuned for that.  boneuponyourthrones No No 01:01:13 S2E4: RIP Hodor, Fuck Bran, WTF Weiner S2E4: RIP Hodor, Fuck Bran, WTF Weiner https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e4-rip-hodor-fuck-bran-wtf-weiner/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e4-rip-hodor-fuck-bran-wtf-weiner/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:53:13 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e4-rip-hodor-fuck-bran-wtf-weiner/ We're back, and we're sad. And we're overwhelmed. And we're reeling from revelations. And we're talking in the royal "we." And we're starting every sentence the same. That all stops now. Join me in this episode that covers Hodor's crazy, 20-year story arc, Bran's bafflingly idiotic decision to embark on a solo vision quest, and one warty dick.

]]> We're back, and we're sad. And we're overwhelmed. And we're reeling from revelations. And we're talking in the royal "we." And we're starting every sentence the same. That all stops now. Join me in this episode that covers Hodor's crazy, 20-year story ar... We're back, and we're sad. And we're overwhelmed. And we're reeling from revelations. And we're talking in the royal "we." And we're starting every sentence the same. That all stops now. Join me in this episode that covers Hodor's crazy, 20-year story arc, Bran's bafflingly idiotic decision to embark on a solo vision quest, and one warty dick. boneuponyourthrones No No 54:59 S2E3: Back After a Hiatus S2E3: Back After a Hiatus https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e3-back-after-a-hiatus/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e3-back-after-a-hiatus/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:49:06 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e3-back-after-a-hiatus/ What's up ladies and gentlemen, we're back at it again. After a week hiatus due to a bout with greyscale, the pod has returned with a rather healthy episode in both length and content. Contained within are speculations, discussions, and grievances on such topics as Ramsay's importance to the show, Dany's cyclical story arc, and just how the fuck everyone can go from place to place so goddamn quick. Check it out.
]]> What's up ladies and gentlemen, we're back at it again. After a week hiatus due to a bout with greyscale, the pod has returned with a rather healthy episode in both length and content. Contained within are speculations, discussions, and grievances on suc... What's up ladies and gentlemen, we're back at it again. After a week hiatus due to a bout with greyscale, the pod has returned with a rather healthy episode in both length and content. Contained within are speculations, discussions, and grievances on such topics as Ramsay's importance to the show, Dany's cyclical story arc, and just how the fuck everyone can go from place to place so goddamn quick. Check it out. boneuponyourthrones No No 47:42 S2E2: Part Two S2E2: Part Two https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e2-part-two/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e2-part-two/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:44:45 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e2-part-two/ Here's part 2 of this week's episode. Splitting them up to try and get this whole iTunes shindig going. Again, yuge thanks to all who sent in queries. Keep it up!
]]> Here's part 2 of this week's episode. Splitting them up to try and get this whole iTunes shindig going. Again, yuge thanks to all who sent in queries. Keep it up! Here's part 2 of this week's episode. Splitting them up to try and get this whole iTunes shindig going. Again, yuge thanks to all who sent in queries. Keep it up! boneuponyourthrones No No 15:07 S2E2: A Two-Parter S2E2: A Two-Parter https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e2-a-two-parter/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e2-a-two-parter/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:43:12 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e2-a-two-parter/ Oh shit! Jon Snow lives! But you knew that would happen. On this episode, I chat about that, plus a whole lot of other stuff including brainings, patricide, power vacuums, and a Leo DiCaprio movie (not The Revenant, despite the thematic similarities). Also, I ran a bit long (over the half hour mark) and got so many awesome questions from listeners that I decided to break this one into two pods. The first one is just my episode discussion, the second is all listener questions. Hope that's cool with everyone.
]]> Oh shit! Jon Snow lives! But you knew that would happen. On this episode, I chat about that, plus a whole lot of other stuff including brainings, patricide, power vacuums, and a Leo DiCaprio movie (not The Revenant, despite the thematic similarities). Al... Oh shit! Jon Snow lives! But you knew that would happen. On this episode, I chat about that, plus a whole lot of other stuff including brainings, patricide, power vacuums, and a Leo DiCaprio movie (not The Revenant, despite the thematic similarities). Also, I ran a bit long (over the half hour mark) and got so many awesome questions from listeners that I decided to break this one into two pods. The first one is just my episode discussion, the second is all listener questions. Hope that's cool with everyone. boneuponyourthrones No No 30:17 S2E1: We're Back! S2E1: We're Back! https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e1-were-back/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e1-were-back/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:41:50 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s2e1-were-back/ Praise the Old Gods and the New, for Game of Thrones is back, baby! In this relatively, sorta-kinda-brief episode we revisit the season premiere which featured everything from backstabbing to frontstabbing to an ancient creature masquerading as a hot redhead. Basically everything that Thrones is known for. Hop on in there and catch the fever. 
]]> Praise the Old Gods and the New, for Game of Thrones is back, baby! In this relatively, sorta-kinda-brief episode we revisit the season premiere which featured everything from backstabbing to frontstabbing to an ancient creature masquerading as a hot re... Praise the Old Gods and the New, for Game of Thrones is back, baby! In this relatively, sorta-kinda-brief episode we revisit the season premiere which featured everything from backstabbing to frontstabbing to an ancient creature masquerading as a hot redhead. Basically everything that Thrones is known for. Hop on in there and catch the fever.  boneuponyourthrones No No 30:17 S1E10: In Memoriam, Jon Theories, and The Dornish Debacle S1E10: In Memoriam, Jon Theories, and The Dornish Debacle https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e10-in-memoriam-jon-theories-and-the-dornish-debacle/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e10-in-memoriam-jon-theories-and-the-dornish-debacle/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:39:51 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e10-in-memoriam-jon-theories-and-the-dornish-debacle/ We did it. We made it to the end. This episode has everything you could want, including a comprehensive in memoriam section. Yes, I included the dude who got his face impaled by the spear from Obara. I also discuss the season as a whole, the episode in specifics, and the places we might be going from here. Thanks for taking this journey with me. Valar Morghulis. 
]]> Valar Morghulis.  ]]> We did it. We made it to the end. This episode has everything you could want, including a comprehensive in memoriam section. Yes, I included the dude who got his face impaled by the spear from Obara. I also discuss the season as a whole, the episode in s... We did it. We made it to the end. This episode has everything you could want, including a comprehensive in memoriam section. Yes, I included the dude who got his face impaled by the spear from Obara. I also discuss the season as a whole, the episode in specifics, and the places we might be going from here. Thanks for taking this journey with me. Valar Morghulis.  boneuponyourthrones No No 49:51 S1E9: Dragons, LeBron, and Super Smash Brothers S1E9: Dragons, LeBron, and Super Smash Brothers https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e9-dragons-lebron-and-super-smash-brothers/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e9-dragons-lebron-and-super-smash-brothers/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:35:10 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e9-dragons-lebron-and-super-smash-brothers/ This is the longest episode of the podcast yet. But don't worry, it's only like 45 minutes. Maybe even a bit shorter. And there are bits in there that aren't even really that bad, if you pay little enough attention. I yammer on about my inability to predict anything in this damn show, discuss how unrealistic it is that Arya seems to be an invisible person who can go wherever she wants, and also might get into a rather lengthy explanation of the possibilities for a Thrones-themed Smash title.
]]> Smash title. ]]> This is the longest episode of the podcast yet. But don't worry, it's only like 45 minutes. Maybe even a bit shorter. And there are bits in there that aren't even really that bad, if you pay little enough attention. I yammer on about my inability to pred... This is the longest episode of the podcast yet. But don't worry, it's only like 45 minutes. Maybe even a bit shorter. And there are bits in there that aren't even really that bad, if you pay little enough attention. I yammer on about my inability to predict anything in this damn show, discuss how unrealistic it is that Arya seems to be an invisible person who can go wherever she wants, and also might get into a rather lengthy explanation of the possibilities for a Thrones-themed Smash title. boneuponyourthrones No No 39:56 S1E8: Hardhome S1E8: Hardhome https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e8-hardhome/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e8-hardhome/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:30:31 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e8-hardhome/ Because, really, what else happened in this episode? Well, actually, like 20 minutes of podcast happened before even getting into it. Somehow. But you should still listen, because we discuss how the White Walkers are hierarched (a word I just made up), why Sansa's scene was secretly the second most mind-blowing of the episode, and discuss who wins in a battle royale between a fictional dragon, a fictional multi-headed serpent, and two fictional legions of pure evil. It's a good time, trust me.
]]> Because, really, what else happened in this episode? Well, actually, like 20 minutes of podcast happened before even getting into it. Somehow. But you should still listen, because we discuss how the White Walkers are hierarched (a word I just made up), w... Because, really, what else happened in this episode? Well, actually, like 20 minutes of podcast happened before even getting into it. Somehow. But you should still listen, because we discuss how the White Walkers are hierarched (a word I just made up), why Sansa's scene was secretly the second most mind-blowing of the episode, and discuss who wins in a battle royale between a fictional dragon, a fictional multi-headed serpent, and two fictional legions of pure evil. It's a good time, trust me. boneuponyourthrones No No 37:35 S1E7: Gifts, Eunuch Rankings, and Game of Bachelors S1E7: Gifts, Eunuch Rankings, and Game of Bachelors https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e7-gifts-eunuch-rankings-and-game-of-bachelors/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e7-gifts-eunuch-rankings-and-game-of-bachelors/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 22:27:40 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e7-gifts-eunuch-rankings-and-game-of-bachelors/ It's late, I had to be at work at 7:15 today, and I'm not interested in writing an episode description. I talk about some Thronesian stuff including how big of a dick Reek is despite not having one, which eunuch is the best, and also the first time the Queen of Thorns ever lost a conversation. Godspeed, listeners.]]> It's late, I had to be at work at 7:15 today, and I'm not interested in writing an episode description. I talk about some Thronesian stuff including how big of a dick Reek is despite not having one, which eunuch is the best, and also the first time the Q... It's late, I had to be at work at 7:15 today, and I'm not interested in writing an episode description. I talk about some Thronesian stuff including how big of a dick Reek is despite not having one, which eunuch is the best, and also the first time the Queen of Thorns ever lost a conversation. Godspeed, listeners. boneuponyourthrones No No 33:09 S1E6: Color-Coded Weddings, Bronn as Bond, and Starting to Get Reek S1E6: Color-Coded Weddings, Bronn as Bond, and Starting to Get Reek https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e6-color-coded-weddings-bronn-as-bond-and-starting-to-get-reek/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e6-color-coded-weddings-bronn-as-bond-and-starting-to-get-reek/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 21:22:41 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e6-color-coded-weddings-bronn-as-bond-and-starting-to-get-reek/ This past episode of Game of Thrones was incredible. I laughed. I cried. Well I didn't really cry because it's a TV show and I'm an adult, but watching Alfie Allen cry was not easy. That man already has a more famous sister, he shouldn't have to go through much more heartache.

Regardless, we forage on, deeper into the Benioff- and Weiss-created world of Thrones, in which Sansa really does get married to Ramsay (instead of fake-Arya-but-actually-Sansa's-friend-Jeyne) and Littlefinger basically wins half the realm in two swoops. Always swooping, that one.]]> This past episode of Game of Thrones was incredible. I laughed. I cried. Well I didn't really cry because it's a TV show and I'm an adult, but watching Alfie Allen cry was not easy. That man already has a more famous sister, he shouldn't have to go throu... This past episode of Game of Thrones was incredible. I laughed. I cried. Well I didn't really cry because it's a TV show and I'm an adult, but watching Alfie Allen cry was not easy. That man already has a more famous sister, he shouldn't have to go through much more heartache. Regardless, we forage on, deeper into the Benioff- and Weiss-created world of Thrones, in which Sansa really does get married to Ramsay (instead of fake-Arya-but-actually-Sansa's-friend-Jeyne) and Littlefinger basically wins half the realm in two swoops. Always swooping, that one. boneuponyourthrones No No 33:14 S1E5: Valyria's History, Grey Worm's Love Problems, and the Rangers Game S1E5: Valyria's History, Grey Worm's Love Problems, and the Rangers Game https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e5-valyrias-history-grey-worms-love-problems-and-the-rangers-game/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e5-valyrias-history-grey-worms-love-problems-and-the-rangers-game/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 21:20:58 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e5-valyrias-history-grey-worms-love-problems-and-the-rangers-game/ The past episode of Game of Thrones wasn't good. There, I said it. Episode 5, "Kill the Boy," somehow managed to be both dull and infuriating at the same time. Dany barbecued a dude and it was all downhill from there. Fortunately, I watched the Rangers and Capitals in overtime in Game 7 during the recording of this podcast, so at least there was some excitement somewhere.

I also rant on Grey Worm's subplot, Jorah's conflation with a book character, and what the fuck is happening in the Iron Islands.]]> The past episode of Game of Thrones wasn't good. There, I said it. Episode 5, "Kill the Boy," somehow managed to be both dull and infuriating at the same time. Dany barbecued a dude and it was all downhill from there. Fortunately, I watched the Rangers a... The past episode of Game of Thrones wasn't good. There, I said it. Episode 5, "Kill the Boy," somehow managed to be both dull and infuriating at the same time. Dany barbecued a dude and it was all downhill from there. Fortunately, I watched the Rangers and Capitals in overtime in Game 7 during the recording of this podcast, so at least there was some excitement somewhere. I also rant on Grey Worm's subplot, Jorah's conflation with a book character, and what the fuck is happening in the Iron Islands. boneuponyourthrones No No 25:44 S1E4: History of Meereen, Awesomeness of Bronn, and a Weakling Fight S1E4: History of Meereen, Awesomeness of Bronn, and a Weakling Fight https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e4-history-of-meereen-awesomeness-of-bronn-and-a-weakling-fight/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e4-history-of-meereen-awesomeness-of-bronn-and-a-weakling-fight/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 21:19:14 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e4-history-of-meereen-awesomeness-of-bronn-and-a-weakling-fight/ Toppa the mornin' to ya! [Read that in Bronn's King's Landing accent]. Welcome to another episode of Bone Up On Your Thrones, the one and only podcast that is created by me. This episode contains some BOOK SPOILERS, so watch out. But honestly, they're kind of obvious at this point in the show, and if you haven't figured them out, you need to bone up on your Thrones.

Yup.

I just dropped the name of the podcast into the show description.

Holy shit that's cool.

Anyway, I also discuss the history of Meereen and why they're so upset about Dany's conquest, go over some great parts of the show, and take a great question from my friend about who wins in a fight between 4 of the weakest male characters in the show (besides Robin Arryn, because that kid's a fuckboy).
]]> BOOK SPOILERS, so watch out. But honestly, they're kind of obvious at this point in the show, and if you haven't figured them out, you need to bone up on your Thrones. Yup. I just dropped the name of the podcast into the show description. Holy shit that's cool. Anyway, I also discuss the history of Meereen and why they're so upset about Dany's conquest, go over some great parts of the show, and take a great question from my friend about who wins in a fight between 4 of the weakest male characters in the show (besides Robin Arryn, because that kid's a fuckboy). ]]> Toppa the mornin' to ya! [Read that in Bronn's King's Landing accent]. Welcome to another episode of Bone Up On Your Thrones, the one and only podcast that is created by me. This episode contains some BOOK SPOILERS, so watch out. But honestly, they're ki... Toppa the mornin' to ya! [Read that in Bronn's King's Landing accent]. Welcome to another episode of Bone Up On Your Thrones, the one and only podcast that is created by me. This episode contains some BOOK SPOILERS, so watch out. But honestly, they're kind of obvious at this point in the show, and if you haven't figured them out, you need to bone up on your Thrones. Yup. I just dropped the name of the podcast into the show description. Holy shit that's cool. Anyway, I also discuss the history of Meereen and why they're so upset about Dany's conquest, go over some great parts of the show, and take a great question from my friend about who wins in a fight between 4 of the weakest male characters in the show (besides Robin Arryn, because that kid's a fuckboy). boneuponyourthrones No No 27:34 S1E3: Hair Color, Eye Color, and Hypothetical Dragon Battles S1E3: Hair Color, Eye Color, and Hypothetical Dragon Battles https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e3-hair-color-eye-color-and-hypothetical-dragon-battles/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e3-hair-color-eye-color-and-hypothetical-dragon-battles/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 21:17:32 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e3-hair-color-eye-color-and-hypothetical-dragon-battles/ Welcome back! After a week off for sick leave, we're back discussing the greatest contribution that a fat white man has made to American pop culture since James Gandolfini. In this episode I go on a vision quest discussing how big an influence physical descriptions play in this series, go through the latest episode, and discuss several hypothetical battles (because why not?).]]> Welcome back! After a week off for sick leave, we're back discussing the greatest contribution that a fat white man has made to American pop culture since James Gandolfini. In this episode I go on a vision quest discussing how big an influence physical d... Welcome back! After a week off for sick leave, we're back discussing the greatest contribution that a fat white man has made to American pop culture since James Gandolfini. In this episode I go on a vision quest discussing how big an influence physical descriptions play in this series, go through the latest episode, and discuss several hypothetical battles (because why not?). boneuponyourthrones No No 29:30 S1E2: A New Name, a New Season, and One Tiny Race S1E2: A New Name, a New Season, and One Tiny Race https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e2-a-new-name-a-new-season-and-one-tiny-race/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e2-a-new-name-a-new-season-and-one-tiny-race/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 21:13:39 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e2-a-new-name-a-new-season-and-one-tiny-race/ Ladles and jellyspoons,

Welcome to Episode 2 of my "Game of Thrones" podcast, which now has a name! You can officially refer to this piece of wonderful auditory recording by the sensual name "Bone Up on Your Thrones." This name was suggested by listener and great friend Lauren Mack, so thank  you Lauren for that.

If you don't want to say all those words because the title is admittedly too long, you can just go with BUOYT. Like buoy, with a t. Nice.

Anyway, in this episode I yap about the geography of Martin's "Thrones"-verse, the series's first-ever flashback, and the first episode of season five, then get down to the big questions like who would win in a race between the teeniest characters and which one has the most downfield potential.]]> Ladles and jellyspoons, Welcome to Episode 2 of my "Game of Thrones" podcast, which now has a name! You can officially refer to this piece of wonderful auditory recording by the sensual name "Bone Up on Your Thrones." This name was suggested by listener ... Ladles and jellyspoons, Welcome to Episode 2 of my "Game of Thrones" podcast, which now has a name! You can officially refer to this piece of wonderful auditory recording by the sensual name "Bone Up on Your Thrones." This name was suggested by listener and great friend Lauren Mack, so thank  you Lauren for that. If you don't want to say all those words because the title is admittedly too long, you can just go with BUOYT. Like buoy, with a t. Nice. Anyway, in this episode I yap about the geography of Martin's "Thrones"-verse, the series's first-ever flashback, and the first episode of season five, then get down to the big questions like who would win in a race between the teeniest characters and which one has the most downfield potential. boneuponyourthrones No No 27:59 S1E1: Who's Where, What Happened, and Where Are We Going? S1E1: Who's Where, What Happened, and Where Are We Going? https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e1-whos-where-what-happened-and-where-are-we-going/ https://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e1-whos-where-what-happened-and-where-are-we-going/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2016 21:08:32 +0000 http://boneuponyourthrones.podbean.com/e/s1e1-whos-where-what-happened-and-where-are-we-going/ Hey everybody,

Welcome to my first foray into the world of podcasting. It's April, and you know what that means - it's fucking Thrones season. Strap on your greatsword and let's get this thing going.

Today we take a trip down memory lane with some discussion of last season's major characters and events, quickly dip into the cut-scene-filled trailer, and wrangle over such succulent audience questions as who would win a fight to the death between two of the best pure fighters in the series, who would I rather be between Brienne and Joffrey, and just how big of a fuckboy is Grayson Allen?

Just kidding, that's not the question. Or is it?]]> Hey everybody, Welcome to my first foray into the world of podcasting. It's April, and you know what that means - it's fucking Thrones season. Strap on your greatsword and let's get this thing going. Today we take a trip down memory lane with some discus... Hey everybody, Welcome to my first foray into the world of podcasting. It's April, and you know what that means - it's fucking Thrones season. Strap on your greatsword and let's get this thing going. Today we take a trip down memory lane with some discussion of last season's major characters and events, quickly dip into the cut-scene-filled trailer, and wrangle over such succulent audience questions as who would win a fight to the death between two of the best pure fighters in the series, who would I rather be between Brienne and Joffrey, and just how big of a fuckboy is Grayson Allen? Just kidding, that's not the question. Or is it? boneuponyourthrones No No 34:57