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“Tate McRae’s Calvin Klein ad campaign is already being meme’d” links

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 16:28:10 +0000

Tate McRae’s Calvin Klein campaign is so, so bad. It’s mostly about the terrible dancing and that very memeable print ad. [Socialite Life] Late-night drama at the US Open as Novak Djokovic lost in the first round and cried on court during the final moments of the match. [The Athletic] Fjord already won the Palme […]

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Boshoff: Duchess Meghan wants a nine-bedroom home in the Cotswolds

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 12:40:15 +0000

Quick poll: how many of you believe that Prince Harry’s #1 reason for moving his family back into the British trauma blender is “wanting Archie and Lili to experience Britain’s private education.” That has quickly become the talking point within British media – that Harry, out of nowhere, feels so strongly about British private schools […]

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Prince Harry ‘reluctantly accepted’ that he will not attend Remembrance Sunday

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 12:27:21 +0000

Late last week, the Daily Mirror’s Russell Myers had an exclusive about Prince Harry’s security situation. Buried within the story, Myers announced something interesting: that Harry was already asking about whether he could participate in any of the Remembrance events, especially the wreath-laying at the Cenotaph. The Windsors have tortured Harry about Remembrance for years […]

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John Galliano withdrew from the Met Gala after intense, weeks-long backlash

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 12:26:45 +0000

Update: This is happening right now, the news just broke a few minutes ago – John Galliano is pulling out of next year’s Met Gala. Below is the original story about the backlash to Galliano-as-Met-Gala-theme. About a month ago, Anna Wintour announced the 2027 Met Gala theme: John Galliano, the controversial and still-living designer who […]

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Will Duchess Meghan join Prince Harry at the Diana Award ceremony?

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 12:25:12 +0000

The Daily Mail’s Charlotte Griffiths had a big exclusive over the weekend and it’s incredibly funny. It’s framed as absolutely terrible news for the Windsors across the board, especially for Prince William. You see, Prince Harry might have returned to the UK and brought his glamorous wife and two children along with him, but don’t […]

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P6: The Sussexes are being ‘helped financially’ by billionaire Ian Wace?

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 12:00:18 +0000

Last week, the Times of London ran yet another pocket-watching article about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex: “How will Prince Harry and Meghan afford their new life in the UK?” Something I’ve always said about the Windsors and the British media is that they get high on their own supply, and it’s always been […]

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Queen Camilla’s sister Annabel Elliot is getting paid by the king’s foundation

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 11:55:37 +0000

Queen Camilla is always going to look out for her own family, ahead of everyone else. Camilla appointed herself gatekeeper to the royal family, and she’s spent the past two weeks throwing tantrums over the Sussex family’s return. Meanwhile, Camilla’s children profit from their connections to the Crown, and Camilla’s sister Annabel Elliot is still […]

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Prince William & Kate are scheduling a flurry of busywork around the Sussexes’ return

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 11:51:37 +0000

When the Sussexit happened in 2020, I recognized it for what it was in the larger sense: Prince William forcing the institution’s hand, and forcing his father and grandmother to “choose” him. There was no other way to look at it, especially when William made it clear that he refused to coexist with the Duke […]

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Ontario puts up a huge new Lake Ontario sign as an answer to Trump

Kismet — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 11:32:00 +0000

As we’ve been following, Donald Trump has totally blown up a trade deal with Canada and brought talks down to his level: juvenile. Negotiators were on the cusp of an agreement when Trump slipped in last minute insulting demands that treated Canada less like our longtime stalwart ally and more like a would-be US colony. […]

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Anne Hathaway is joining Tom Cruise on the ‘Days of Thunder’ sequel

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 11:30:02 +0000

When Tom Cruise made a point of attending one of the premieres for F1, that Brad Pitt movie about Formula 1, I knew Tom would not allow Pitt to have all of the “cars go vroom vroom” glory. Please, Tom INVENTED vroom-vroom movies. Sure enough, the Days of Thunder sequel is now going ahead. Tom […]

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King Charles ‘informally encouraged’ the Sussexes to return to the UK

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 11:29:15 +0000

Do you think that the Sussex family’s return to the UK is an urgent crisis for the monarchy? I do not. I think the Sussex Return is a big story with a lot of moving parts, and I wish that all sides would offer more clarity on the record. But I do not think that […]

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Sarah Ferguson has returned to Britain as well, she’s renting a £10,000-a-month house

Kaiser — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 11:15:42 +0000

Sarah Ferguson has watched the Sussex family’s return to the UK dominate headlines and become THE royal storyline, and she decided it was a great time to slip back into the UK. These late-summer royal narratives have been WILD! To recap, Sarah left the UK in January of this year and she’s been on the […]

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