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“JD Vance is too stupid to know the definition of socialism” links

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:30:14 +0000

JD Vance is too stupid to define socialism. He sounds like Miss Teen South Carolina answering a beauty pageant question. [Buzzfeed] Jessica Chastain wore Monse to The Other Mommy premiere. I’m sure her hair is blonde for a role, but it throws off the whole look. [RCFA] There’s going to be a Crazy Rich Asians […]

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Princess Kate wore ruffles & tartan for a surprise visit to Northern Ireland

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 12:45:44 +0000

Since the Duke and Duchess of Sussex returned to the UK, poor Prince William and poor Kate have been working their fingers to the nub! The Prince and Princess of Wales have been keeping up a “steady” stream of appearances, sometimes “packing” their schedules with up to three events a WEEK! You don’t even know […]

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Kay: Duchess Meghan would only have to curtsy to Princess Kate if William is there

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 12:35:33 +0000

The British tabloids are rolling through their favorite storylines this month when it comes to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. I swear to God, one Mail columnist devoted an entire piece to complaining about the packaging on Meghan’s As Ever Advent calendar. Something about privacy, bless her heart. Then there was the old chestnut […]

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Royalist: Prince Harry was paid for his MasterClass course, he’s ‘monetizing grief’

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 12:00:19 +0000

This weekend, Prince Harry’s MasterClass episode comes out. The class is called “Redefining Grief: Building Resilience Through Loss,” and he speaks to camera about his grief journey, losing his mother so young, and how it took decades for him to really accept her death and understand that she would have wanted him to be happy. […]

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Mail: How dare Duchess Meghan’s Advent calendar have an illustration of her home??

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:59:05 +0000

I’m actually glad that the Duchess of Sussex’s London jaunt with Malala Yousafzai became public knowledge via a TikTok and some Daily Mail photos. You know why? Because the British media’s hysteria over Meghan’s As Ever advent calendars had reached a fever pitch and we were in desperate need of a change of subject. Still […]

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Mail: Duchess Meghan ‘has honestly been trying to keep a low profile’

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:50:46 +0000

Given the British media’s fixation on the Duchess of Sussex, I find it interesting that they never talk about how much they’re paying for their exclusive photos. Royalists spun crazy conspiracies about last week’s pub photos of Prince Harry and Meghan, claiming that Meghan set them up… but the photos looked suspicious in a whole […]

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Alexander Skarsgard wore clear PVC Saint Laurent shoes to the LFF ‘Wicker’ premiere

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:35:58 +0000

These are photos from the London Film Festival premiere of Wicker on Thursday. This is the “sexy fairy tale” set in olden times, where Olivia Colman asks Peter Dinklage to make her a husband, so he crafts together a wicker man, played by Alexander Skarsgard. The LFF reviews are not particularly good, but I still […]

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Jeremy Strong doesn’t feel the need to apologize for his immersive Method acting

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:26:26 +0000

During Succession’s run, Jeremy Strong won major awards and drew critical acclaim for playing Kendall Roy. At the very same time, Strong was widely criticized for his extreme, immersive Method acting. Strong’s costar and on-screen father Brian Cox never minced words about Strong’s Method acting and how disruptive it was for his coworkers. It often […]

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Joe Manganiello: Writing about the Sofia Vergara divorce was ‘not the point of the book’

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:25:35 +0000

I enjoyed the wide variety of opinions on Joe Manganiello’s memoir Bloodlines, which is out this month. People Magazine has published excerpts from the memoir, and my mind is boggled. It’s the first time I’ve really understood that Sofia Vergara has a world-class PR team, because she was able to walk away from her marriage […]

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Prince Andrew’s ‘friend’: ‘This is the first stage of a long overdue fightback’

Kaiser — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:25:06 +0000

The worst people in the world have spent the past six years advocating for Prince Andrew’s rehabilitation and comeback. It’s the grossest thing and I feel like I’ve read versions of this story, below, in various forms ever since 2019, the same year Jeffrey Epstein died under mysterious circumstances in prison. Unnamed sources and insiders […]

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Hershey’s adds a disclaimer to Reese’s Pumpkins after lawsuit

Kismet — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:15:47 +0000

Sweet justice was served last month when a judge ruled in favor of Hershey’s, after the chocolate conglomerate was hit with a class action lawsuit alleging JACK-O’-LANTERN FRAUD! You see, a couple of dopes extremely naive consumers in Florida purchased Reese’s (owned by Hershey’s) Halloween pumpkin-shaped peanut butter cups. This is a product Reese’s rolls […]

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Mariska Hargitay: Taylor Swift’s sourdough cookies were the best cookies I’ve ever had

Celebitchy — Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:10:59 +0000

Taylor Swift did a cute pretaped SVU-themed skit with Emmys host Mariska Hargitay for last month’s Emmy Awards. It was adorable and you could tell they’re friends and that Taylor is a big SVU fan. We heard from SVU star Ice-T that Taylor brought some homemade cookies with her, which was sweet. It’s good hospitality […]

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