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      <title> Drudge Report Report #27 - Whistleblower Snowden. </title>
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      <title> Drudge Report Report #26 - Reade's Tax Haven. </title>
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      <title> Drudge Report Report #22 - Hold my dignity. </title>
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        <![CDATA[1. Seven people caught trespassing... terrorist! 2. Seattle man = U.S. Government. 3. Eric Holder. No comment. 4. Detroit mayor has enough. 5. IRS cannot contain it's excitement. 6. Obama too big. 7. Solar Flares speak truth. and more. www.thefinancialreality.com]]>
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      <title>Drudge Report Report #21 - Compulsive rebound. </title>
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      <title> Drudge Report Report #20 - Shock. Spin. Reade. </title>
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      <title> Drudge Report Report #15 - The one where all the children die. </title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 06:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Exclusive: The Reade makes a comeback.</title>
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      <title> Drudge Report Report #14 - Those freakin' Pineapple Fantas!</title>
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        <![CDATA[1. France, you're an even more failed Venezuela. 2. Obama's do-or-die. 3. Lying is what Biden was built to do. 4. Amtrak, you're an even more failed France. 5. Mice sing. 6. Clinton takes responsibility for something that means nothing. 7. Sports enthusiasts disappointed by a lack of death.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 23:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title> Drudge Report Report #13 - Muhammad shoots a porno. </title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 01:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Drudge Report Report #12 - R.I.P. Glass panel. </title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2012 11:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Drudge Report Report #11 - Romney Romney Romney.</title>
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        <![CDATA[1. Samantha: Romney's American Sweet-heart. Please say hello to the crew of Cheaters! 2. Meningitis is a real killer. 3. Washington could legalize weed. The Reade is officially immigrating. 4. Coke leaves Greece. Misinterpreted. 5. Carlos Fat is Carlos Rich. 6. Romney, meet religion. 7. Muslim brotherhood act like a bunch of Muslims.]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 05:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2018-02-16</dcterms:modified>
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      <title>Drudge Report Report #10 - Obama Obama Obama. </title>
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        <![CDATA[1. Merkel: The deadly witch from up north. 2. Obama cries himself to sleep. 3. North Korea: Missile can reach U.S. LOL. 4. Central planning FAIL! 5. Man who plans crazy thing, does sane thing. 6. Michelle Obama: No politics. Only suckie, suckie. 7. AP. Even you put me to shame! www.thefinancialreality.com]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 23:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-12-11</dcterms:modified>
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      <title>Drudge Report Report #9 - Chavez won. #ObviousPrediction.</title>
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        <![CDATA[1. Romney dishes Obama some hurt in the polls. 2. Iran perhaps close to A-bomb, maybe, probably, certainly! 3. Chavez, that sly dog won. 4. NY times about time. 5. Market looks itself in the mirror. LOL jks. 6. Obama hit hard by his own performance. Go figure. 7. Twitter explodes.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 04:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2018-02-16</dcterms:modified>
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      <title>Drudge Report Report #8 - Chavez is a Winner!</title>
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        <![CDATA[1. The Afghanistan war prolongs 12 long years. 2. 91 people infected by meningitis outbreak. 3. Biden vs Paul. Retard vs Model. 4. Californian gas goes woop-woop! 5. Snooooopdooooog. Slow down there, buddy. 6. NY air is very NY. 7. Lybia is a mess. 8. Venezuela. Elections. Chavez is fat. 9. Turkey (L) Syria. 10. $500 million in oil loans. 11. Israel shoots drone. Misses ego. 12. Paris black joke. 13. Shock and terror. 14. There are a lot of news stories, so just listen to the freakin' show.]]>
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      <dcterms:modified>2018-02-16</dcterms:modified>
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      <title>Drudge Report Report #7 - Last Thursday's news, dear.</title>
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        <![CDATA[1. Romney, meet Obama... TALK! Y U NO TALK!? 2. Adele is fat. 3. Recorded late at night, moments before falling asleep. I can't tell you how out of it I am. All I wanted to do, is finish this sucker off and shoot myself in the head with a 12 guage shotgun: The world's most effective narcotic. Enjoy!]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2012 12:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Verrry Slowly.</dc:creator>
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      <title>Drudge Report Report #6 - One day behind schedule. </title>
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