Hath's Pornfolio

Rings: This Ain't Your Mama's Fairy Tale

2009-08-29T16:55:00.004-04:00

This is a collaboration between The Goddess Hathor and T.

Fiona and Morganna, fairies in their own right, are responsible for the care and safety of Jon and Richie. The fairies' task is made difficult by the men's destiny: to battle their brother Lucifer as he tries to take control of the world.

Backstage Special

2009-07-31T22:24:00.003-04:00

Written one evening in 140 character bursts on Twitter.

Jon has a few minutes before taking the stage. What do you suppose he could find to do?

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Happy Birthday, Jon

2009-03-31T22:27:00.001-04:00

A little short in honor of Jon's 47th birthday.

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Vacation of a Lifetime

2009-03-31T22:26:00.001-04:00

Written as a birthday gift to our friend Lucy, Queenie and I collaborated on this once-in-a-lifetime vacation opportunity.

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Dinner for Three

2009-01-31T22:29:00.001-05:00

It's Jon's girl's birthday. He knows she's had a special, secret fantasy, and he's going to his damnest to make it come true.

A birthday gift to Queenie.

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A Christmas Poem

2008-12-31T22:30:00.003-05:00

Dr. Seuss is rolling in his grave...

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Kansas City, Here I Cum

2008-12-31T22:30:00.002-05:00

A birthday present for the Fiction Mistress. Queenie and I took the location of her first encounter with HRH, and played a little what if...

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The Perfect Mistress

2008-09-30T22:02:00.000-04:00

Story complete, September 2008

Jon and his lady friend exchange IMs...

This was a collaboration with The Fiction Mistress

In The Swim

2008-09-30T21:59:00.001-04:00

Story complete, September 2008

Jon takes center stage in this short story. He takes a cab home to the Hamptons from the city, and the cabbie gets the tip of a lifetime.

Sue Me

2008-09-30T21:48:00.000-04:00

Story complete September, 2008

Ever wonder whether the Jovi Boys actually read this stuff? Ever wonder what they'd do if they found out? I wrote short story for my dear friend Terri...her outing as it were...

Come With Me: After The Garden Party

2008-08-29T22:36:00.000-04:00

The Garden Party: Jon and Caroline

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Terri

2008-07-31T21:47:00.000-04:00

Story complete, July 2008

Jon is on the way to see his lady; does his imagination live up to the real meet?
This was a collaboration with The Fiction Mistress

Happy Birthday, DeeDee

2008-05-31T21:42:00.000-04:00

Story complete, May, 2008

A birthday present from the Goddess to the Queen of YouTube. Love ya, DeeDee!

Road Trip

2008-03-31T22:38:00.001-04:00

Road Trip!

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Lie To Me

2008-03-31T22:38:00.000-04:00

Lie To Me

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Attitude

2008-03-31T22:37:00.000-04:00

Rated: PG
Attitude

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Chicago: Our Kind of Town

2008-03-31T22:08:00.000-04:00

Story complete, March 2008

This is another follow on to the Football Forum at T's place. Jon and Hath bet on the Super Bowl, Hath lost, and has to be Jon's "indentured servant" while in Chicago. The Harem meets up in for the shows (begging Ang to come along this time), and this is their story. This is another collaboration, and we hope you enjoy reading it as much as we've enjoyed writing it!

The Collaborators:

Gail

Hath

Lucy

Queenie

The Beach

2008-01-31T21:22:00.001-05:00

Story complete, January 2008

Valerie, on the anniversary of her adulterous husband's murder, slips away to the Hamptons to put the past behind her. She has help in the form of a tall, handsome, familiar stranger.

Zan's Adventure

2007-11-30T22:05:00.002-05:00

Story complete, November 2007

A follow on to the Football Forum at T's place. Don't worry if you don't know what that is; the intro chapter will catch you up! Basically, three girls who met on an on-line chat board go to one of the Newark shows to meet Richie, and get more than they bargained for!

The Collaborators:

Hath

Lucy

Queenie

Quick Pic-Fics

2007-08-31T20:41:00.002-04:00

Hi everyone:

For a while now, I have hosted a series of what I call 'Quick Pic Fics' on my blog.

If you're new to writing fan fiction, this is a great way to get your feet wet. You just have to find a picture that speaks to you, and write a few paragraphs. You don't have to worry about character development or any of that. It's just a snapshot in time; each one is a small story or blurb based around a picture of one or more of the guys.

It's been a while since new ones have been posted, but there are some real gems out there to read.

If you'd like to post one of these short stories, contact me via GoddessMail (TheGoddessHathor@gmail.com) and I'll add you to the authors list.

If you'd like to read them, click the link: Quick Pic Fics.

~ Hath

The Concert

2007-08-29T17:24:00.000-04:00

Story complete, August 2007

Sterling and Jen go see the boys during the HAND tour in Detroit. Sterling has a thing for the frontman, and seems he's got one for her too.

The Salon

2007-08-29T17:20:00.000-04:00

Story complete, August 2007

Diana, the owner of her own salon, gets more than she bargains for with her newest client, Mr. Kidd.

Thank You

2007-05-31T18:47:00.001-04:00

Rated: PG
Story omplete, May 2007

Look into the lives of Michael and Natalie, and their experience with The Boys. A testament to their generosity, I'd like to believe this could actually happen...

Breathe

2007-03-31T19:24:00.000-04:00

Rated: PG-13
Story complete, March 2007

Sophia, owner of Don't Forget To Breathe, a bar in southern Texas, has promised to share with the men among her regulars just what it is about Bon Jovi, Jon in particular, that makes their women go wild. Of course, the night of her "lesson", who should be among her patrons?