Hillbilly Nerd Talk

HNT 273: Racism, Bad People, Spencer Pratt, WNBA

Hank & Petra — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 22:49:28 +0000

Fatigue has reached Appalachia. We all need to police our own and call out the bullsh!$.
What does a society do with bad people? Do we let them wreck society and continually harm innocent people? Do we need people zoos?
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Spencer Pratt seems to be a bellwether of society right now. Will common sense win, or will handing out free drug paraphernalia buy the election? And while Hank loves Caitlin Clark, I’m a Sophie Cunningham fan. Is DEI making the WNBA shoot itself in the foot? Why can’t some of us be happy when other people are enjoying a moment in a positive spotlight?

HNT 272: Kids are Awesome, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Kentucky Election, Healthy Hobbies

Hank & Petra — Fri, 22 May 2026 00:37:34 +0000

Kids are Awesome. Jehovah’s Witnesses. Kentucky Election. And Hobbies.

Kids are Awesome and we must protect them at all costs. They remind us what it’s like to be young and how to play. We were visited by the Jehovah’s Witnesses and I talked them outta the building and down the block. Thomas Massie pissed off his voters obstructing everything. And we are practicing some healthy hobbies. I can’t meditate to save my life, but I’ve got gardening and cooking in my sights this summer. How about y’all?

HNT 271: KY Derby, Bill Maher, JP Morgan, Dust Bunny

Hank & Petra — Tue, 05 May 2026 13:07:52 +0000

Welcome back. Let’s solve the world’s problems!

HNT 270: Cat Lady Song, Politics

Hank & Petra — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 01:49:24 +0000

We have posted another show! Maybe we can get back into the habit. The technology and process to get this show posted is not a bit easier than when we started our break! UGG! Anyway, we are back! Hope you enjoy listening to us talking politics and cat songs.

HNT 269: We are back!

Hank & Petra — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 20:37:56 +0000

– Artemis Mission
– Did we really go to the moon in the late 60’s?
– UAPs
– Are we as a species being steered towards something big?
– Media biasses are undeniable and obvious at this point. And getting worse.

HNT 268: Generation Z. Yellowjackets. Lisa Marie Presley. Joe Rogan Podcast. Politics. Hallucinating AI.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 30 Oct 2024 00:30:59 +0000

Gen Z isn’t killing it in the workplace. The ones that figure it out will excel.
We just finished both seasons of Yellowjackets. Wow, what a fantastic show. What do we watch next?
Lisa Marie never had a chance. Joe Rogan has become the Opra of podcasters. He took it where no one else could. We discuss a bit of politics. And Hank tries to wake up the AI and initiate the takeover.

HNT 267: Golden Girls in Vegas. Chat GPT AI. Micro Blackholes. Cats.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 24 Sep 2024 01:36:58 +0000

My buddy and I hit Vegas for our yearly trip to play slots and eat Nacho Daddy’s. We even broke even on the slots. It was great.
Hank loves Chat GPT but I’m convinced SkyNet is about to slaughter us all. We need some ethical bumpers on life.
Aliens are huge in the news right now. Someone is watching. And now I’m paranoid about being swallowed by a microscopic black hole.

HNT 266: Old People Rant about the Creeping Crud. Vaccines. Social Media. Gila Monster. Neurolink.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 28 Feb 2024 03:57:11 +0000

We’ve had a long lasting crud. We aren’t all the way dead. And we don’t want to turn into the old folks talking about their health concerns. But here we are.
It’s only fair since vaccines could help so many kids. The measles are miserable.
Does it make a difference if you speak out or explain your opinion on social media? Are we living in 1984?
Don’t keep pets that can kill you. Full stop.
And would you install a neurolink?

HNT 265: The Great Escape. Remodeling. Etiquette. Collective Soul. New Rap Super Star.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 26 Oct 2023 18:34:42 +0000

We’re remodeling and one of our fur babies disappeared. We were distraught. She was traumatized.
Etiquette is necessary for groups to get along.
I went with a buddy to see Collective Soul. They were fantastic and I discovered a bad I missed.
Footballer Michael Irvin has given rise to the next rap supper star, and he called him out.

HNT 264: Soup Beans and Cornbread. How to Live Longer. Divorce for the Kids. Phil Michelson. Twitter X.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 15 Aug 2023 21:06:45 +0000

Soup Beans and Cornbread are an Appalachian delicacy, and I’m a lucky woman because Hank is a hillbilly chef.
How to live longer? We’re doing pretty good.
Do you stay together or get divorced for the kids? It’s sad how many have to make that decision.
Phil Mickelson bets a lot. A whole lot.
And what is Twitter now? X?

HNT 263: Ah Ha Moments. Hot Flashes. Jury Duty. Our Mall Date. JFK & UFO’s. Jack the Ripper. Are We in the Matrix?

Hank & Petra — Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:50:12 +0000

Ah Ha moments. I was today years old when I found out. Shoutout to Men’s Warehouse and film by the foot.
Testosterone has been great, but now something else is outta whack for me. Hot Flashes are horrible.
Hank had Jury Duty but he didn’t get picked.
We went to the mall, and kids on those roving stiffed riding animals horrify me. Wait till grandma breakers her hip.
We won’t know anymore about the JFK assassination now. Hank has a great theory. It doesn’t even sound conspiratory. And did we just find out there really are UFO’s and no one made a bid deal about it?
Somebody has finally solved the mystery of Jack the Ripper.
Our forays into artificial intelligence are convincing us that we’re already living in the Matrix.

HNT 262: Our Bitty Buddy Bonnie. Tipping. Where’s the Recession? FIFO with the VID. Workplace Jargon Tripping up the Youngins. Harvard Morgue.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 21 Jun 2023 00:39:28 +0000

It’s our pleasure to introduce our second pod cat, the Bonnie Situation.
Tipping is out of control. Either people who know damn good and well tipping is expected at all sit down diners and DON’T or websites and vending machines want tips. And the expected amount is crazy. But maybe that’s because we’re all expecting a recession that’s not materialized.
You’ll never guess how they’re trying to find one guy in Ohio. He probably knows how to keep his ducks in a row. Workplace jargon is the latest challenge for the youngins.
And dear Harvard Morgue, if you hire someone that tattoos their eyeball maybe you should keep an eye on them for other questionable decisions.
Hillbilly Nerd Tip, you’ll get the attention you dress for. We see you.

HNT 261: Guardians of the Galaxy. An Outhouse Story. Scotch Irish History? Library Hoopla. Succession. Petra’s Smut Review.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 24 May 2023 01:57:02 +0000

We’re glad we got out and smelled the popcorn for Guardians of the Galaxy. That’s a blockbuster movie and why people go out to experience it.
Outhouses played a part in my traumatic past, and when faced with the most elegant, decked out outhouse ever, I froze.
Is there no Scotch Irish pride in Appalachia because we all converted to Protestant churches? There was certainly no drinking and no St. Patrick’s Day for us.
Hank’s making use of our library and their app called Hoopla. Who knew they had so much?
We’re watching each episode of Succession twice. And I felt smut shamed by a literal blue haired feminist on YouTube. YES

HNT 260: National Guard Criminals. Tupperware. Prankster Shot. John Lennon’s Lost Weekend. Succession.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 19 Apr 2023 18:42:55 +0000

It’s been a bad week for the National Guard. One of theirs was arrested for leaking secrets to his gamer buddies. Another was arrested for applying to be a hitman. I don’t remember ever hearing about problems like these.
Introducing a new segment: Petra’s funny trauma stories. This one is about Tupperware. I’m healing by telling stories from my childhood I can’t tell anywhere else. Healing through comedy.
USA has been trigger happy as hell lately, and a prankster seeking viral fame found it when he got shot.
A new memoir is coming out about John Lennon’s Lost Weekend. And we’ve started watching Succession. What a wild show!

HNT 259: First Reaction Videos, Hank’s Dad Died, Loretta Lynn, Trump’s Arrest

Hank & Petra — Tue, 04 Apr 2023 01:49:44 +0000

– First reaction videos are a thing. They are pretty fun! Check out some of them with your favorite classic rock songs.
– Hank’s dad died. That is making us ponder things.
– Hank is reading Loretta Lynn’s book Coal Miner’s Daughter. It’s a classic. She grew up in the same place, at the same time and under the same circumstances as Hank’s dad.
– Can you believe the tomorrow True will be arrested! Holy Crap!

HNT 258: Banking. Winter Rant and Blue Monday. Teens and Porn. Luxury Car Mystery. What we’re Watching.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 19 Jan 2023 02:37:04 +0000

Banking is rigged. Read everything before you sign it.
It’s been so dreary, dark, and cold here. It’s called Blue Monday because of the weather, post holiday debt, and failed resolutions. The news is unwatchable.
Some folks did a study about teenagers seeing porn. It sounds more like some folks found out which teens lie.
We have way too many young gals driving luxury cars, and Hank’s figured out maybe why.
The Menu was great, and we’re enjoying the Ann Rice Immortal Universe shows.

HNT 257: Changes! Podcat 2.0. House of the Dragon. Maniac. Starship Troopers at 25. And More Changes.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 09 Nov 2022 02:37:20 +0000

We’re happy to introduce Ripley, Podcat 2.0. She’s our only child, so we gush.
Are we already becoming cyborgs with our phones giving us photographic memory and access to Dr Google? We typed our term papers on typewriters.
I’m all in on House if then Dragon, loving the female viewpoint as much as the dragons. I relate to the utter dysfunction of the Targarians, and love being back in Westeros. Hank’s ok watching it with me.
Hank’s watched Netflix’s Maniac. I caught enough to think it’s weird but love the sets and acting.
It’s time to revisit Starship Troopers. It’s funny and satire, but the marketing made us expect a serious action movie. Expectations weren’t met.
And a racist little scandal came out of Kentucky. We’re glad things are changing and this isn’t tolerated.

HNT 256: Chairman Meow. House of the Dragon. The Boys. The Sandman. The Floaty Space Man. The DART Astroid Mission. Hunter S. Thompson and the Nixon Trump Dystopia.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 21 Sep 2022 01:42:27 +0000

This show is in memory of Chairman Meow. I’m scared I’ll never love any animal as much as I loved that mean grey cat. There is a kitty shaped hole in my heart.

I’ve been loving television lately, and picking the shows. We both liked The Sandman. Hank liked The Boys until the end, and I think he’s only putting up with House of the Dragon because I’m utterly obsessed.

We’ve enjoyed some ambient music from YouTube. The floating astronaut is amazing. It’s devolved into “floaty spaceman” here.

NASA says not to worry, but they’re trying to change the trajectory of an astroid. So don’t look up but there’s a Double Astroid Redirecting Test going on.

Hank is a big history reader, and he’s reading Hunter S. Thompson’s articles written during the Nixon era. It’s good to know that things have been this crazy before.

HNT 255: LGBT LMNOP. Orville Peck. DINKS. COVID.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 14 Jun 2022 00:49:31 +0000

LGBT lmnop. We’re confused. How about “No Hetero.”
Orville Peck, what a unique dude.
We’re DINK’s. Dual Income No Kids. We skipped the gene pool.
We’re getting over COVID. Even vaccinated it’s a weird virus.

HNT 254: Slapageddon. New Music from Old Bands. Momma’s Family and Seven Year Switch. Mr. Skin.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 30 Mar 2022 19:03:28 +0000

Will Smith had time to consider that slap. It totally overshadowed his win (and Samual L Jackson’s too.) Jada used the look on him.
Red Hot Chili Peppers are auditory garbage, the Ron Burgundy of rock. And you can’t escape them. They’re putting out new crap.
I wasn’t allowed to watch Momma’s Family growing up. Figured out why. I binged Seven Year Switch. And we’re enjoying the Righteous Gemstones and Winning Time.
And Mr. Skin is a creepy concept.

HNT 253: Cat Food Shortage. Master Gardening. Ban Pit Bulls. Is this WW3?

Hank & Petra — Wed, 16 Mar 2022 01:05:24 +0000

Chairman Meow is a picky little shit and finding her food has been challenging. I’m doing the Master Gardner training and volunteering. I’ve find my tribe. My outrage subs have been active lately. I can’t imagine what possesses people to keep “pets” that cause so much death, destruction, and STRESS. And what’s going on in Ukrainian is freaking us out.

HNT 252: Nebelung Cat Breed. New Year’s Eve. Sex in the City. Halo View, Amazon, Booster.

Hank & Petra — Fri, 07 Jan 2022 01:40:48 +0000

I’ve found a breed of cat that matches Chairman Meow’s description exactly. Their name, Nebelung means creature of the mist. It tears me up to think of losing her, so of course I’m stalking one. I’d much rather find a “street kitty” but the personality is exactly my little grey shadows.
We spent New Year’s Eve with our Fancy Friends, and enjoyed the hospitality of a real hearth goddess type. We even had an edible glitter champagne midnight toast. Glitter poop?
Things have really changed in our lives and in our culture from the original airing of Sex in the City and today’s Just Like That. We talk about how Hank watched it as it aired, relating to the characters and being the same age. I didn’t begin watching it until about a decade ago. Some of it had already aged badly, and I didn’t have the same lasting nostalgic love for SITC that I keep for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I watched that when it was both breaking grounds in TV and reflecting the culture of the time. Yea, it’s problematic now. Things have changed. And Just Like That is different than SITC. Thank Gawd. And bless them for tackling the trans issue where no one else dare tread. I can’t wait to see where this story goes. I’m fully invested and even loving the fashion. Hank is still reeling from the first episode’s ending.
I got a Halo View. We discus Amazon and ethics my erratic sleep, and getting a booster. One of us got it.

HNT 251: Pappy’s 90th Birthday. Billionaire Bullies. Visits from Badgers and Canadians.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 12 Oct 2021 23:06:40 +0000

Pappy just celebrated his 90th Birthday with a bang. Now he’s back on line. Hank’s got great genes and a plan to keep him off of Facebook.
Is Elon Musk bullying Jeff Bezos? Hank sure thinks so, but I think it’s hysterical.
Captain Kirk is going to space, and I’m finally paying attention to the space race again. Great move!
We visited with my buddies and Hank’s pals from Canada all in one day. We showed them the town twice! And we found out a lot about life across the border and crossing the border.

HNT 250: Belief it or Not Podcast. Painting a Fence. Rickrolled. Free Guy. Our COVID Rant.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 14 Sep 2021 22:22:00 +0000

I’ve been binge listening to the Belief it or Not Podcast. It’s reassuring to hear that other people also grew up in a cult and got out.
Hank had two young fellas painting a fence. He let them make their own mistakes.
Never Gonna Give You Up has hit over a billion views.
Free Guy is a shockingly good movie. See it.
And we’ve had it with our unvaccinated neighbors. Our state is getting decimated by COVID because nobody can tell them what to do.

HNT 249: Billionaires in Space, Family Drama, Delta Variant

Hank & Petra — Thu, 22 Jul 2021 19:04:37 +0000

We are a little rusty but we are back at um! We hope you enjoy tonight’s show.

HNT 248: Gardening Club. The Package. Complicated Orders. Oath of Office. Bourbon. Awkward Funeral.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 27 May 2021 01:41:53 +0000

I’m joining a gardening club. At least I’m trying to find a pod of badgers.
We got a package from my love cousin!
People with complicated orders shouldn’t go through drive throughs. They’re annoying enough inside.
Pipeline pays ransom. Yikes.
Crazy oath of office in Kentucky.
A Kentucky bourbon wins best tasting. Hank’s a KY snob.
And we went to an insanely awkward funeral.

HNT 247: Prince Phillip. KKW. Pandemic Pounds. Hillbilly Culture Explained. Our renters have a fat cat.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 13 Apr 2021 22:47:10 +0000

Our renters have a fat cat. Lost DMX and Prince Phillip on the same day. Kim Kardashian is now a billionaire. Pandemic Pounds. Ugh. And the book Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell explains what it means to be a hillbilly pretty well.

HNT 246: Baseball Cat, DMX, Little Nas X, MMA body parts, Robot Art, Mario Brothers

Hank & Petra — Wed, 07 Apr 2021 00:59:20 +0000

A cat on a baseball field is my favorite part of base ball.
DMX has lived a rough life. We still love Up in Here.
Little Nas X isn’t my kind of music, but I like his “Call Me By Your Name” video. And we’re talking about him!
A Russian MMA fighter lost a finger in a match. They really lost it.
The art of robot Sophia. Okey Dokey.
And an unopened Mario Cart cartridge just sold for bank.

HNT 245: Our COVID Vaccine Experiences. Robo Seals. Pool League Night. Our Friends Relationships.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 00:37:42 +0000

We are both vaccinated now. My one dose didn’t hit me as hard as Hank’s second dose hit him. Still worth it.
Japan makes robot seals that respond to nursing home patients affection.
Hank started a pool league night and even I’m learning to play some.
And our friends have so much drama in their relationships right now.

HNT 244: Super Bowl. Vet Trip. Gender Reveal Party. Armie Hammer. Snow Removal Fight. Cicadas. AMC and GameStop. Nazi Secretary.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 09 Feb 2021 18:51:58 +0000

Super Bowl. Vet Trip. Gender Reveal Party. Armie Hammer. Snow Removal Fight. Cicadas. AMC and GameStop. Nazi Secretary.

We did the most American thing ever and watched the Super Bowl to Half Time.
Poor Chairman Meow got her teeth cleaned. She came home staggering.
Gender reveal parties suck and tend to go horribly wrong. Knock it off.
Who is Armie Hammer and is he a cannibal?
Deadly neighbor feud over snow.
Cicadas are due this year. It’s been fun to watch AMC and GameStop. And what would you do with a Nazi secretary?

HNT 243: Best Christmas Ever. COVID. Super Gonorrhea. Bill Belichick. Proxima Centara. Antenna TV. Impeachment.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 13 Jan 2021 16:50:58 +0000

We were snowed in for our best Christmas ever. So we did it again New Years. COVID will mark 2020 forever. What a weird time. It also gave gonorrhea a boost.
Bill Belichick passes on a Trump medal of Freedom.
News from space. We may be hearing our neighbors.
And I’ve found a 5 hour nightly Star Trek marathon on antenna tv.
Donald Trump is a jackass and that is a fact.

HNT 242:Hillbilly Elegy. The Future of Movie Theaters. Moose Licking. Big Mouth.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 16 Dec 2020 15:45:40 +0000

Hillbilly Elegy hits Netflix. We agree it’s thumbs up, but a tough watch. Very realistic.
This would have been a theatrical release. But movies are coming directly to streaming. What’s the future of theaters?
Don’t let moose lick your car. As entertaining as it sounds, its bad for the moose.
We are savoring Big Mouth on Netflix. I think Hanks secretly appalled I enjoy this dirty little show.

HNT 241: Inappropriate Costumes. Scary Movies. Borat. Kanye West. Eddie Van Halen.

Hank & Petra — Sat, 31 Oct 2020 22:31:51 +0000

Inappropriate Costumes. Scary Movies. Borat. Kanye West. Eddie Van Halen.

How do you know what’s an inappropriate costume? And does child abuse foster greatness?

HNT 240: Furry Punked. Hillbilly Elegy. Wedding. Netflix. Simple Phone.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 02:14:44 +0000

Joe Arpaio records a Cameo welcome to a furry convention.
Hillbilly Elegy hits close to home for both of us.
We went to a wedding.
Netflix was a steal back in the day. And a simple phone is a great ideal.

HNT 239: Planet X. Extreme Weather. Aussie Shark Punch. Wasp-ers.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 19 Aug 2020 00:42:41 +0000

I finally read a book! How could I resist an X Men/Star Trek crossover. I made it through that book.
We’re glad it’s not as hot as Death Valley. But Hank felt an earthquake.
Aussies know how to earn husband points: shark punch!
Why oh why do we call them waspers?

HNT 238: Amber Turd, Johnny Depp and the Worst Day Ever. Schadenfreude. Hillbilly Tarot Cards. Changing Names. Fishing Trip. And Black Swan.

Hank & Petra — Sun, 19 Jul 2020 23:29:58 +0000

Petra’s following the Johnny Depp vs Amber Herd media drama.
Maybe it’s schadenfreude watching Amber Turd get some karma.
Christian Hillbilly Tarot Cards?! Yea I had to have em.
How far back should we go changing names?
Hank went fishing and review The Black Swan (book) for us.

HNT 237: Drag Race, Behind the Candelabra, Coyotes, Broncs, NASCAR’s Bubba, Confederate Flag

Hank & Petra — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 00:09:05 +0000

WV elects their first trans councilwoman. We’re guilty pleasure enjoying RuPauls Drag Race. This leads right in to watching Behind the Candelabra. Who else remembers Liberace? Ford Bronco taking advantage of 90’s nostalgia and odd coincidence. NASCAR has been progressive about the Confederate Flag, and they certainly surprised, warmed my heart and made me cry with the outpouring of support for their only black driver, who happens to be named Bubba. And we don’t fight about freedom of speech.

HNT 236: COVID Fights and Anxiety. UK Cheerleading Scandal. Karen! Joe Rogan. Van Halen and Christie Brinkley.

Hank & Petra — Sun, 24 May 2020 23:44:44 +0000

Introverts seem to be coping better with COVID stay at home orders. It is hard to be with the same person all the time.
UK just cleaned house in their cheerleading program. There’s smoke but some people still say there’s no fire. Is it a Karen ruining the program?
Joe Rogan just made podcasting millions.
Blasts from the past mix up of Van Halen and Christie Brinkley.

HNT 235: Covid Update. Cat Panic Attack. Tupac Shakir in Kentucky. Hank’s Dad Drama. Murder Hornets.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 05 May 2020 16:07:38 +0000

We’re taking full advantage of the shut in. I’m learning to sew and gardening like a mad woman. We’re playing video games and connecting. Poor Chairman Meow has a full on panic attack when I tried to clean her ear. NOPE, she’s getting doped and taken to the vet.
Did anyone know Tupac is alive and well and drawing unemployment in Kentucky?
Had has some Daddy Drama and ends up playing Match Maker.
Murder Hornets terrify me.

HNT 234: COVID19, Quarantine Shows

Hank & Petra — Wed, 08 Apr 2020 01:09:33 +0000

This is a historic time. We will all never forget the events of the past few months. If your not a little scared by all of this your a fool.

HNT 233: Corona Apocalypse. Fun at the Vet. Guess the Lyrics.

Hank & Petra — Fri, 13 Mar 2020 19:31:36 +0000

The Corona Stock Market collapse and the toilet paper shortage of 2020.
Meow got tranquilized at the vet.
And how did these dirty lyrics make it on air?

Ep 232: Real Estate. Not ONLY Assholes. Crackerjack Mango and Prince Pineapple. Super Bowl Outrage. Bobby Knight. Johnny Depp.

Hank & Petra — Sat, 15 Feb 2020 00:34:45 +0000

More adventures in Real Estate. That’s not how this works?
Not only assholes drive Mercedes. What’s your kids show name? Did half time at the Super Bowl upset you? Listen to a mummy speak. Bobby Knight might drive said Mercedes. And I’m obsessed with the Johnny Depp Amber Heard Drama. I said she scary.

HNT 231: Springsteen, Florida Man Challenge, Movie and TV Show Reviews, Victory Cigars

Hank & Petra — Fri, 17 Jan 2020 20:05:38 +0000

We discuss Bruce Springsteen’s son who has become a fireman.

Are you ready to do the Florida Man Challenge?

We have been watching a lot of TV and movies lately so we did some reviews.

HNT 230: Star Wars. Sharron Stone. Tarot Cards. Smoking Age. 70 Year Marriage. Goal Setting.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 02 Jan 2020 18:20:40 +0000

Star Wars spoiler review. Meh…. they’ve milked her for all she’s worth, Captain.
Sharron Stone got bumped from Bumble. It couldn’t be her!
Astrology and Tarot Cards as mental health tools.
Smoking age raised to 21. And 4 out of 5 smokers world wide are men?
A 70 year marriage story. And Goal Setting. Hank’s favorite.

HNT 229: Punked, Smut Books, Q’s Not To Ask, Sunny Buns, Snow for Santa.

Hank & Petra — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 19:13:47 +0000

– We got punked on our last episode. These fake new bits are going to get harder and harder to catch.
– Who knew so many people read dirty books?
– Someone has asked me every question from the list of questions not to ask at family get togethers.
– Canada Wal Mart was selling some pretty cool sweaters of Santa. Was.

HNT 228: Jeffery Epstein, Prince Andrew, Kanye West, Reading, Country Music.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 21 Nov 2019 01:33:27 +0000

Just wow about the Prince Andrew interview about Epstein. You gotta listen to this.
Kanye West shushed Joel Ornstein in his own crazy mega church.
We’re reading American Gods. I’m listening to audible and taking a social media mini break. And someone heard us talking about country music and now we get country ads. Siri, how do you make that stop?

HNT 227: Hank Turns 50! Joker. Chairman Meow. Hospital Horror Stories.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 24 Oct 2019 00:09:32 +0000

Hank turned 50.
We both enjoyed Joker. We spoil it, but this is a movie that makes you talk.
Chairman Meow is feeling like her old self. She terrorized the vet. Feel bad to admit it, but I’m proud of her. She has boundaries.
Hospital horror stories in time for Halloween. Sounds like West Virginia has a serial killer.

HTN 226: Old Man Rambling. Sapiosexuality? Our TV Habits. Chairman Meow Crisis.

Hank & Petra — Thu, 03 Oct 2019 23:56:05 +0000

Hanks been keeping notes on happenings.
Mind over matter and sapiosexuality? I guess we do need to name everything.
We’ve been enjoying some series finales lately: The Office, Russian Doll, and The Umbrella Academy.
Our fur baby has been sick, and we’re nursing her back to health the best we can.

HNT 225: Our Deal Happened. Ball in the Family. The Boys. The Righteous Gemstones. And the Cost of a Date.

Hank & Petra — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 16:22:16 +0000

We hit a landmark in life. Our deal happened and now we’re distressing and catching back up on life.
Is Ball in the Family the next Jerome Jackson tragedy?
Two thumbs up for The Boys on Amazon Prime and The Righteous Gemstones on HBO.
How much does a date cost? Depends on where you live evidently.

HNT 224: Our Car Got Smooshed! Family Drama. Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. Wasping. Old Man Ranting.

Hank & Petra — Fri, 09 Aug 2019 01:07:38 +0000

We know we say this every time, but it’s been nuts lately. Tank Girl got smashed in a parking lot and I’m outraged. We’ve had family drama. And Hank rants a bit.
We enjoyed Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. It’ll be a classic.
Wasping. I just hate when my home state is in the news for something so stupid.