https://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/en-ushttps://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_019805ccba94_128.pnjhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/yesinternet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakA podcast about life, technology, coffee, and social awkwardness.A podcast about life, technology, coffee, and social awkwardness.Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelakinternetfriendsshow@gmail.comJoe Cahill and Kellee Vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/170313629875/20-back-on-our-bullshit-our-heroes-awake-afterhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/170313629875/20-back-on-our-bullshit-our-heroes-awake-after20. Back on our BullshitOur heroes awake after four years to find a world in turmoil.  Who can save it?  Not these rambling idiots.  What CAN they do?  Well, talk about single life, married life,...Tue, 30 Jan 2018 14:33:04 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes20. Back on our BullshitOur heroes awake after four years to find a world in turmoil.  Who can save it?  Not these rambling idiots.  What CAN they do?  Well, talk about single life, married life,...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak20. Back on our BullshitOur heroes awake after four years to find a world in turmoil.  Who can save it?  Not these rambling idiots.  What CAN they do?  Well, talk about single life, married life,...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/80039088224/19-the-perks-of-being-a-cyclops-paint-cake-andhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/80039088224/19-the-perks-of-being-a-cyclops-paint-cake-and19. The Perks of Being a Cyclops Paint, cake and things we hate.  What about hair?  Joe cares.  His skin?  Not like a fin?  Ok, no more rhymes.  Portland is covered in mold and Joe can probably fix...Wed, 19 Mar 2014 00:09:12 EDTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes19. The Perks of Being a Cyclops Paint, cake and things we hate.  What about hair?  Joe cares.  His skin?  Not like a fin?  Ok, no more rhymes.  Portland is covered in mold and Joe can probably fix...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak19. The Perks of Being a Cyclops Paint, cake and things we hate.  What about hair?  Joe cares.  His skin?  Not like a fin?  Ok, no more rhymes.  Portland is covered in mold and Joe can probably fix...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/78725899479/18-kayak-man-what-up-daughter-in-thishttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/78725899479/18-kayak-man-what-up-daughter-in-this18. Kayak-Man.   What up, daughter?  In this show, Kellee paints, Joe dies in Spelunky, Juan Pablo gets called a dick and Uber is named a bag of douche. Also, Joe gets weird about nips, Kellee loves...Thu, 06 Mar 2014 00:44:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes18. Kayak-Man.   What up, daughter?  In this show, Kellee paints, Joe dies in Spelunky, Juan Pablo gets called a dick and Uber is named a bag of douche. Also, Joe gets weird about nips, Kellee loves...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak18. Kayak-Man.   What up, daughter?  In this show, Kellee paints, Joe dies in Spelunky, Juan Pablo gets called a dick and Uber is named a bag of douche. Also, Joe gets weird about nips, Kellee loves...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/78029144770/17-levis-501-cat-sex-in-this-show-joehttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/78029144770/17-levis-501-cat-sex-in-this-show-joe17. Levis 501 Cat Sex.   In this show: Joe practices childhood sorcery, Kevin Spacey is murdering people and Kellee finds a douchebag blogger.  Also: menstruation, shakes of the shamrock variety, and...Thu, 27 Feb 2014 14:38:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes17. Levis 501 Cat Sex.   In this show: Joe practices childhood sorcery, Kevin Spacey is murdering people and Kellee finds a douchebag blogger.  Also: menstruation, shakes of the shamrock variety, and...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak17. Levis 501 Cat Sex.   In this show: Joe practices childhood sorcery, Kevin Spacey is murdering people and Kellee finds a douchebag blogger.  Also: menstruation, shakes of the shamrock variety, and...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/77143384673/16-almond-cowlicks-in-this-show-kelleeshttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/77143384673/16-almond-cowlicks-in-this-show-kellees16. Almond Cowlicks In this show: Kellee’s movin’, Joe went boozin’, and Brock is still snoozin’.  Also: Bletblue, bangs, godly hi-fives, outrunning a tiger on an airplane, and demon yawns.Tue, 18 Feb 2014 23:34:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes16. Almond Cowlicks In this show: Kellee’s movin’, Joe went boozin’, and Brock is still snoozin’.  Also: Bletblue, bangs, godly hi-fives, outrunning a tiger on an airplane, and demon yawns.Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak16. Almond Cowlicks In this show: Kellee’s movin’, Joe went boozin’, and Brock is still snoozin’.  Also: Bletblue, bangs, godly hi-fives, outrunning a tiger on an airplane, and demon yawns.internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/75550463855/15-noodlecock-appledick-all-aboard-the-strugglehttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/75550463855/15-noodlecock-appledick-all-aboard-the-struggle15. Noodlecock Appledick All aboard the struggle bus!  On this show: Allergies suck, curse words are cool, Aziz Ansari is funny, Bruno Mars has hair, and my car is covered in a salty load.Mon, 03 Feb 2014 22:18:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes15. Noodlecock Appledick All aboard the struggle bus!  On this show: Allergies suck, curse words are cool, Aziz Ansari is funny, Bruno Mars has hair, and my car is covered in a salty load.Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak15. Noodlecock Appledick All aboard the struggle bus!  On this show: Allergies suck, curse words are cool, Aziz Ansari is funny, Bruno Mars has hair, and my car is covered in a salty load.internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/74914379986/14-unethical-giraffe-fights-on-this-weeks-showhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/74914379986/14-unethical-giraffe-fights-on-this-weeks-show14. Unethical Giraffe Fights On this week’s show: Literally everthing, annoying drunks, manipulative girl scouts, Mitt Romney, sick boyfriends, and cheeseburger buttholes.Wed, 29 Jan 2014 00:15:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes14. Unethical Giraffe Fights On this week’s show: Literally everthing, annoying drunks, manipulative girl scouts, Mitt Romney, sick boyfriends, and cheeseburger buttholes.Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak14. Unethical Giraffe Fights On this week’s show: Literally everthing, annoying drunks, manipulative girl scouts, Mitt Romney, sick boyfriends, and cheeseburger buttholes.internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/73381084770/13-a-silent-haircut-joe-and-kellee-discusshttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/73381084770/13-a-silent-haircut-joe-and-kellee-discuss13. A Silent Haircut   Joe and Kellee discuss Austin, criminally awkward haircuts, boning with socks on, and gummy worms all while sipping some coffee over brunch.  Then things get gross.  Featuring...Tue, 14 Jan 2014 23:43:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes13. A Silent Haircut   Joe and Kellee discuss Austin, criminally awkward haircuts, boning with socks on, and gummy worms all while sipping some coffee over brunch.  Then things get gross.  Featuring...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak13. A Silent Haircut   Joe and Kellee discuss Austin, criminally awkward haircuts, boning with socks on, and gummy worms all while sipping some coffee over brunch.  Then things get gross.  Featuring...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/72571981339/12-express-yourself-in-their-grossest-episodehttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/72571981339/12-express-yourself-in-their-grossest-episode12. Express Yourself   In their grossest episode yet, Joe & Kellee swap puke stories, Taylor Swift, “me” time, Taco Bell’s definition of a Nacho, and doggie butt glands. Theme song: Sleeper Agent “Get...Tue, 07 Jan 2014 13:49:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes12. Express Yourself   In their grossest episode yet, Joe & Kellee swap puke stories, Taylor Swift, “me” time, Taco Bell’s definition of a Nacho, and doggie butt glands. Theme song: Sleeper Agent “Get...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak12. Express Yourself   In their grossest episode yet, Joe & Kellee swap puke stories, Taylor Swift, “me” time, Taco Bell’s definition of a Nacho, and doggie butt glands. Theme song: Sleeper Agent “Get...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/71785793870/episode-11-a-head-of-many-tongues-back-from-ahttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/71785793870/episode-11-a-head-of-many-tongues-back-from-aEpisode 11: A Head of Many Tongues Back from a holiday break, Joe and Kellee discuss awkward family moments, dogs making messes, moving out, adding a third, Miley Cyrus’ concave buttphone, and tongues...Tue, 31 Dec 2013 16:54:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yesEpisode 11: A Head of Many Tongues Back from a holiday break, Joe and Kellee discuss awkward family moments, dogs making messes, moving out, adding a third, Miley Cyrus’ concave buttphone, and tongues...Joe Cahill and Kellee VopelakEpisode 11: A Head of Many Tongues Back from a holiday break, Joe and Kellee discuss awkward family moments, dogs making messes, moving out, adding a third, Miley Cyrus’ concave buttphone, and tongues...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/70284632940/10-the-power-of-heart-in-a-slightly-real-erhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/70284632940/10-the-power-of-heart-in-a-slightly-real-er10. The Power of Heart In a slightly “real”-er episode, Joe and Kellee break down MySpace Surveys, paying for MTV, Religion (oh man), Cinnabon, self-worth after college, and then explore Captain...Tue, 17 Dec 2013 07:18:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes10. The Power of Heart In a slightly “real”-er episode, Joe and Kellee break down MySpace Surveys, paying for MTV, Religion (oh man), Cinnabon, self-worth after college, and then explore Captain...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak10. The Power of Heart In a slightly “real”-er episode, Joe and Kellee break down MySpace Surveys, paying for MTV, Religion (oh man), Cinnabon, self-worth after college, and then explore Captain...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/69636327137/9-mulanhantas-shivering-in-the-dead-of-winterhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/69636327137/9-mulanhantas-shivering-in-the-dead-of-winter9. Mulanhantas Shivering in the dead of winter, Joe and Kellee discuss incredible albums, Kevin McCallister, sexism, and ultimately determine why snow sucks.  Also, Joe is a Disney idiot.Tue, 10 Dec 2013 19:03:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes9. Mulanhantas Shivering in the dead of winter, Joe and Kellee discuss incredible albums, Kevin McCallister, sexism, and ultimately determine why snow sucks.  Also, Joe is a Disney idiot.Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak9. Mulanhantas Shivering in the dead of winter, Joe and Kellee discuss incredible albums, Kevin McCallister, sexism, and ultimately determine why snow sucks.  Also, Joe is a Disney idiot.internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/68898533458/8-bubblegum-dick-on-this-weeks-show-foodhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/68898533458/8-bubblegum-dick-on-this-weeks-show-food8. Bubblegum Dick On this week’s show: Food children, stoned teenagers, snobbish wine, green bean casserole, homeless boyfriends, and awful bubblegum. Theme Song: Sleeper Agent - “Get Burned” Outtro:...Tue, 03 Dec 2013 14:23:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes8. Bubblegum Dick On this week’s show: Food children, stoned teenagers, snobbish wine, green bean casserole, homeless boyfriends, and awful bubblegum. Theme Song: Sleeper Agent - “Get Burned” Outtro:...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak8. Bubblegum Dick On this week’s show: Food children, stoned teenagers, snobbish wine, green bean casserole, homeless boyfriends, and awful bubblegum. Theme Song: Sleeper Agent - “Get Burned” Outtro:...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/68165687051/7-wizard-potential-bracing-their-guts-forhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/68165687051/7-wizard-potential-bracing-their-guts-for7. Wizard Potential Bracing their guts for Thanksgiving, Kellee and Joe discuss awkward parents, life as an emotionless brick, Lady Gaga, deep-fried fingers and sex-deprived magic powers. Theme song...Tue, 26 Nov 2013 10:21:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes7. Wizard Potential Bracing their guts for Thanksgiving, Kellee and Joe discuss awkward parents, life as an emotionless brick, Lady Gaga, deep-fried fingers and sex-deprived magic powers. Theme song...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak7. Wizard Potential Bracing their guts for Thanksgiving, Kellee and Joe discuss awkward parents, life as an emotionless brick, Lady Gaga, deep-fried fingers and sex-deprived magic powers. Theme song...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/67472925849/6-parsley-and-me-on-this-weeks-show-joehttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/67472925849/6-parsley-and-me-on-this-weeks-show-joe6. Parsley and Me On this week’s show, Joe relives his texting mistakes, Kellee hates a common Italian herb, and a majestic glittery creature is discovered. Theme Song Credit: Sleeper Agent - Get...Tue, 19 Nov 2013 11:31:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes6. Parsley and Me On this week’s show, Joe relives his texting mistakes, Kellee hates a common Italian herb, and a majestic glittery creature is discovered. Theme Song Credit: Sleeper Agent - Get...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak6. Parsley and Me On this week’s show, Joe relives his texting mistakes, Kellee hates a common Italian herb, and a majestic glittery creature is discovered. Theme Song Credit: Sleeper Agent - Get...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/66781708803/episode-5-a-weird-massage-our-intrepid-hostshttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/66781708803/episode-5-a-weird-massage-our-intrepid-hostsEpisode 5: A Weird Massage Our intrepid hosts once again find themselves conversing; this time, about spas, psychics, Bagel Bites, Tim Riggins, peeing in the shower, and beds made of people.Tue, 12 Nov 2013 10:32:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yesEpisode 5: A Weird Massage Our intrepid hosts once again find themselves conversing; this time, about spas, psychics, Bagel Bites, Tim Riggins, peeing in the shower, and beds made of people.Joe Cahill and Kellee VopelakEpisode 5: A Weird Massage Our intrepid hosts once again find themselves conversing; this time, about spas, psychics, Bagel Bites, Tim Riggins, peeing in the shower, and beds made of people.internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/66090109234/4-a-starbucks-existential-experience-staringhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/66090109234/4-a-starbucks-existential-experience-staring4. A Starbucks Existential Experience Staring into the dark, cold abyss of the night sky, our hosts ponder the reality-shattering questions.  Then they drink some absinthe and go to Hogwarts. Theme...Tue, 05 Nov 2013 08:59:00 ESTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes4. A Starbucks Existential Experience Staring into the dark, cold abyss of the night sky, our hosts ponder the reality-shattering questions.  Then they drink some absinthe and go to Hogwarts. Theme...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak4. A Starbucks Existential Experience Staring into the dark, cold abyss of the night sky, our hosts ponder the reality-shattering questions.  Then they drink some absinthe and go to Hogwarts. Theme...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/65432325532/3-hangoverween-tired-and-weary-our-hostshttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/65432325532/3-hangoverween-tired-and-weary-our-hosts3. Hangoverween Tired and weary, our hosts discuss Halloween parties, olden days of the “bar scene,” Kaiju-fighting robots, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and whether or not being an ant is all it’s...Tue, 29 Oct 2013 10:09:00 EDTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes3. Hangoverween Tired and weary, our hosts discuss Halloween parties, olden days of the “bar scene,” Kaiju-fighting robots, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and whether or not being an ant is all it’s...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak3. Hangoverween Tired and weary, our hosts discuss Halloween parties, olden days of the “bar scene,” Kaiju-fighting robots, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and whether or not being an ant is all it’s...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/64774904132/2-stacks-of-hands-now-with-segments-we-discusshttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/64774904132/2-stacks-of-hands-now-with-segments-we-discuss2. Stacks of Hands Now with segments!  We discuss white-tailed deer, ThoughtCatalog, Los Angeles, American Horror Story, hands, Pokémon and embarrassing internet crush stories.     Theme song credit:...Tue, 22 Oct 2013 10:34:00 EDTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yes2. Stacks of Hands Now with segments!  We discuss white-tailed deer, ThoughtCatalog, Los Angeles, American Horror Story, hands, Pokémon and embarrassing internet crush stories.     Theme song credit:...Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak2. Stacks of Hands Now with segments!  We discuss white-tailed deer, ThoughtCatalog, Los Angeles, American Horror Story, hands, Pokémon and embarrassing internet crush stories.     Theme song credit:...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelakhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/64135018011/episode-1-a-socially-awkward-genesis-in-whichhttps://internetfriendsshow.tumblr.com/post/64135018011/episode-1-a-socially-awkward-genesis-in-whichEpisode 1: A Socially Awkward Genesis In which our heroes, Joe and Kellee, embark on a socially awkward technological adventure. Apologies for the audio quality. Contains spoilers for Breaking Bad,...Tue, 15 Oct 2013 15:23:00 EDTinternetfriendsshow@gmail.com (Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak)yesEpisode 1: A Socially Awkward Genesis In which our heroes, Joe and Kellee, embark on a socially awkward technological adventure. Apologies for the audio quality. Contains spoilers for Breaking Bad,...Joe Cahill and Kellee VopelakEpisode 1: A Socially Awkward Genesis In which our heroes, Joe and Kellee, embark on a socially awkward technological adventure. Apologies for the audio quality. Contains spoilers for Breaking Bad,...internet,friends,kellee,joe,cahill,vopelak