The Jon-Eric and Abe Show

Gurr-tini! Jon & Abe #99

Wed, 31 Aug 2016 02:22:04 +0000

On this episode of the show The Boys do what they do best, have a long conversation about something that doesn't really matter. We salute one of Walt's original Imagineers with a martini and talk about the west coast version of The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. Also we make ourselves feel bad about aging.

Blue Milk - Jon & Abe #98

Tue, 26 Jul 2016 04:35:28 +0000

In this episode of the Jon-Eric & Abe Show we create blue milk. You know, like what Luke Skywalker drinks back home? Yeah you know. Any way we also talk about theme park rides and the stories they tell.

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The Jon-Eric and Abe Show 97 - Its A Bar Now

Sun, 03 Jul 2016 05:33:49 +0000

Hey guys its our anniversary, sort of. In this episode we drink the Casablanca Cocktail and decide that maybe this podcast should become a brick and mortar.

Thats a Dollar Per Inch

Wed, 22 Jun 2016 05:28:18 +0000

Hello, welcome to the moon! On this episode of the show we drink the London Cocktail, talk about texting with Sakie, and how much is Jon-Eric spending on his record collection. SPOILER ALERT: It's a lot. Remember to check us out at JONANDABE.COM

WHAT A FOOL WILL EAT!

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 03:31:42 +0000

It's the big, big 95th episode of The Jon-Eric & Abe Show! Oh Sweet Freedom Shine The Light On Me! This week we drink The Southside Fizz, talk about how dumb Star Wars is and go through Abe's crap!

WE'VE GOT A DISGUSTING COCKTAIL

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 02:32:46 +0000

In this episode we drink the Bronx Silver Cocktail, it contains eggs. Spoiler alert: WE DIDN'T LIKE IT

Also, where to get married at Disney World, but mostly Disneyland.

Fuller House Jon & Abe 93

Wed, 04 May 2016 04:11:25 +0000

Hale, Hale, The gangs all here!

The boys are happy to welcome Zack back into our ranks and for the first time we welcome long time listener of the show Rebecca to the microphones.

UFO's And A Hot Toddy - Jon & Abe #92

Sat, 05 Mar 2016 20:35:20 +0000

Abe has a sore throat and what better way to relieve the pain than a big mug full of hot booze. Also celebrity UFO stories and big, flaccid lightsabers.

Look At How Unhappy Abe is - Jon & Abe #091

Sun, 14 Feb 2016 20:39:02 +0000

Things we have on this episode of the Jon-Eric & Abe Show: the old man’s car, a jazz guitar, and something approximating the Zanzibar Cocktail. Also Craigslist nightmares and Jon & Abe come to terms with just how boring they are.

Is this music or what? - Jon & Abe 90

Sat, 13 Feb 2016 21:33:48 +0000

We recap Sakie’s adventures with Bombay Safire, we drink the Sweet Patootie Cocktail. How much does Abe spend on booze each month, and Abe and Sakie try to find Jon a new place to live, also beer and beards.

The Dream Theme- Jon & Abe 89

Sun, 24 Jan 2016 00:39:45 +0000

Dream a fantastic DREAM!

On this episode of the Jon & Abe show we delve into a world of mysteries and magic, visions fantastic! We take a look at the dream cocktail and analyze Sakie’s dream world where everything is broken and wrong.

Jon & Abe 88: The Derp Awakens

Thu, 31 Dec 2015 02:54:43 +0000

It’s the Jon-Eric and Abe Show: The DERP Awakens! We saw Star Wars and we loved it! Get our super spoiler free review plus and handy cocktail to go with your movie watching experience.

Holiday Ale-Paloza Go-round, Jon & Abe 87

Wed, 09 Dec 2015 00:28:48 +0000

This week we do nothing but drink in public and listen to Christmas music.

Soft Talkin' With A Rap So Sweet, Ladies Call Us The Candy Rapper - JEAA086

Thu, 26 Nov 2015 01:18:51 +0000

Its the Jon & Abe, Super-Duper, But Mostly Just ‘Duper’ Thanksgiving Extravaganza!

We mix up a drink that really is Thanksgiving in a glass, we talk about what we’re thankful for and because holidays mean nothing on this show, we open Christmas presents.

A Sexy Dot, Dot, Dot... Jon & Abe #85

Fri, 06 Nov 2015 02:42:39 +0000

Jon & Abe kick-off November they only way they know how, by continuing to celebrate Halloween! The boy’s also talk about herpes and that Thrift Shop song, because apparently they’re celebrating Halloween 2013...

The Drink Rookie drink of the week is the Bermuda Highball:

3/4 oz Gin

3/4 oz Brandy

3/4 oz Dry Vermouth

Carbonated Water

Garnish with Lemon peel

Poor the Gun, Brandy, and vermouth into an Ice filled highball glass. Top off with carbonated water.

Nostalgia for Other Peoples Past - Jon & Abe #084

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 01:58:52 +0000

Disneyland’s Rivers of America takes center stage on this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe Show! Also The Boys drink the Davis Brandy Cocktail and Abe talks about his positively primeval view on woman cutting his hair.

Flavorful Dust - Jon & Abe #83

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 22:03:24 +0000

It's a theme-bar-paloza on this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe Show! The Boys talk about Portland's best and then they take a trip 'round the USA for the best tiki bars. Oh yeah, Sakie gets hit by a car or something.

Everything starts with F! - Jon & Abe 82

Sat, 19 Sep 2015 03:50:55 +0000

On this episode the boys ponder how much fluid goes into a dash or a cup. Why do women love murder shows? All questions that Jon and Abe will answer on this episode of the Jon-Eric & Abe Show!

Jon&Abe081 XYZ P.D.Q.

Sat, 08 Aug 2015 23:30:59 +0000

The Boys are back from their summer hiatus and are in search of a good meal, plus Abe drags his fat ass to the gym and poisonous vodka. Check out our website and blog at JONandABE.com and follow us on twitter at @JONandABE

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DISNEYLAND RANKED Jon & Abe #78

Fri, 17 Apr 2015 23:23:56 +0000

Jon and Abe continue to drink Chartreuse and they talk about that place…

You know the place they always talk about…

Like, every episode they talk about this place.

Disneyland? Yeah Disneyland.

Running in Alaska with Shaq - Jon & Abe #77

Wed, 01 Apr 2015 02:14:47 +0000

We continue the Chartreuse cocktail experiment with the Alaska, plus the boys discover a whole new side to a Portland NBA favorite. The return of She-Zack plus Jon and Sakie take pictures of boobies...

The LumberSexual Episode - Jon & Abe 76

Thu, 12 Mar 2015 00:02:35 +0000

More Chartreuse the week, plus Abe really loves wood, all sorts of wood and beer. If Abe could make beer out of wood he would, and he would have beer wood wood.

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Dead Cats & Weird Colors - Jon & Abe #75

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 23:53:12 +0000

Did you know, cats have nine lives? No, really! The Boys get ready for Disneyland like… five months early. and bears of the Bible.

Drinkin' Vinegar and Reading Letters - Jon & Abe 74

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 23:30:11 +0000

It’s a totally different drink on this episode of The Jon-Eric & Abe Show. The Boys drink the savory Bufala Negra and some light beer abomination. Also a quick history of Jon and Abe’s relationship, plus what Momo has to say about Abe.

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The Double Dick Episode ; Jon & Abe 73

Sun, 11 Jan 2015 01:36:05 +0000

Jon & Abe get their Bond on and Drink a Vesper or two. The boys also give some vacation advice and have the worst conversation in the history of the show.

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It's a Thanksgiving Palooza!

Tue, 09 Dec 2014 03:31:45 +0000

A super wonderful Stone Fence, and the best laid plans for Thanksgiving.

Come on Barbi lets go party! Jon&Abe71

Sun, 16 Nov 2014 20:02:54 +0000

In an attempt to keep Zack happy we drink the Barenjager Bee’s Knees, play a little name that tune in reverse and iOS poetry returns.

You just crossed over into... a bottle full of ants #70

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 02:04:26 +0000

On this episode, The Boys discuss some classic T.V., and tasty autumn cocktail and oh, the horror of ants, the horror...

iOS8 Poetry and The Bloody Tunnel of Love - Jon & Abe 69

Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:41:20 +0000

The boys take a crack at a cider cocktail, play a new game with Jon’s phone and do we spend too much time watching Disney movies? (How could it be?)

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Things You Should Do In A Bar & Things You Shouldn't Do With Pumpkins

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 03:27:35 +0000

The boys discus the 50 things they should do the next time they are at a bar, drink a classic and oh, look at that… another G.D. equipment failure.

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End of the Summer Beer Cocktails and Jon & Abe Meet an Internet God

Tue, 02 Sep 2014 15:35:44 +0000

The boys say goodbye to summer with a Beer Tom Collins. We find out what happened at the end of our last show, and the seven things we all steal.

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The Return of Zack and a total meltdown - 66

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 01:04:43 +0000

Jon and Abe continue some conversations they started back in episode 65, drink the DANGEROUSLY delicious President cocktail. Oh yeah, Zack returned and ruined everything.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #65

Mon, 04 Aug 2014 00:50:08 +0000

This week Jon and Abe drink the Black Velvet and talk about building things and losing weight.

The Jon-Eric & Abe Show #64

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 20:04:18 +0000

Jon and Abe tackle hot dogs and the most important question ever, "Are you a Star Wars fan?'

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #63

Thu, 26 Jun 2014 00:14:09 +0000

The Boys drink the Black Hawk cocktail, take a whirlwind tour around the country and discuss the merits of processed meat.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #62

Tue, 03 Jun 2014 02:04:52 +0000

The Rose Cocktail, sex with ghosts, Disney Drinkin’ drinking game recap and a fond farewell to our studio engineer.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #61

Wed, 21 May 2014 01:58:25 +0000

We drink the rather off putting "Rosita" cocktail, and we're joined by a special guest.

The Jon-Eric & Abe Show #060

Wed, 07 May 2014 01:19:32 +0000

It’s an emergency here on the Jon-Eric and Abe Show! Zack finally gets a new gig in law enforcement and we have one sick puppy on our hands. Plus the people at BuzzFeed don’t know how rules work and I’ve got something in my chimney for you, why don’t you reach up and see what it is?

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #59

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 20:54:45 +0000

The boys tackle another hair of the dog drink, talk about cheap beer and it turns out Abe really cares about water.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #58

Tue, 08 Apr 2014 04:03:38 +0000

The boys turn in a man card and drink a Mimosa, Jon recounts his profoundly dumb weekend, we all learn a little bit about each other’s personalities and apparently is was Disney week on SNL.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #57

Mon, 17 Mar 2014 00:38:50 +0000

It’s St. Patrick’s Day on the Jon-Eric and Abe Show. To celebrate we mix Irish beer with Irish Whiskey and add just a little bit orneriness and put the final product on the internet for all to enjoy. Also some movie talk, plus Abe and Sakie try to convince Jon to get on a boat.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #56

Thu, 06 Mar 2014 01:41:48 +0000

10 things Japanese visiting America need to know, we all went bowling and we drink the White Russian. Plus Georgia jokes.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #055

Tue, 18 Feb 2014 04:04:38 +0000

Winter weather hits the Portland area hard. We have more fun with Google translate and the cat’s meow isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #54

Sun, 02 Feb 2014 21:26:20 +0000

It’s groundhog day and Jon and Abe have celebrate with some little know tidbits about the old whistle pig. Plus a drink that will remind you of Roam and the way the light reflects of the buildings. Despite Abe’s protesting Jon and Zack try to save some sharks and did you hear what happened to the aggressive panhandler?

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #53

Thu, 23 Jan 2014 23:42:11 +0000

The boys celebrate bees and honey with the Bee’s Knees Cocktail and Honey Bee fun facts! Zack pesters Abe on the phone some more, candy stories that will make you say ‘www’ and more all on this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe Show!

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #52

Wed, 08 Jan 2014 02:22:12 +0000

What does your drink of choice say about your politics? Would you eat Donkey meat if it was really Fox meat? And Jon and Abe say goodbye to a television father figure.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #51

Tue, 24 Dec 2013 04:23:00 +0000

On this episode the boys explore the wonders of Holiday Ale, they take a look at their favorite Christmas movies, the most annoying holiday songs and imagine what it would of been like if the Virgin Mary was around today.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #50

Fri, 13 Dec 2013 22:07:26 +0000

It's our fiftieth show! To celebrate our landmark we look back at some of the best times Jon and Abe and the gang burst into song. To celebrate the Christmas season we whip up a batch of Egg Nog and play a little holiday tuneage.

Jon-Eric and Abe Show #49

Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:15:00 +0000

Abe has a new job sucking fluids out of 'donors', to celebrate Jon and Abe are drinking one of the classic hair of the dog drinks, The Bloody Mary! Also on this weeks show, rape-pants, BatMan news and Abe makes a stove, so he's got that going for him.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show # 48

Tue, 12 Nov 2013 22:29:00 +0000

On this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe Show the boys explore their Disney Side, battle mold and discuss the state of news media

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #47

Fri, 01 Nov 2013 19:09:42 +0000

An incredibly ill timed internet outage at Jon and Abe world headquarters kept this episode from posting on time. Please enjoy this awesome tardy podcast.

On this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe Show the boys get spooky with the Zombie cocktail, talk about Halloween safety for your pet and delve deep into the origins or common drinking phrases.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show # 46

Sun, 13 Oct 2013 21:08:00 +0000

On this episode of the Jon and Abe show the boys welcome Jon's brother Alex to the madness. The Autumn Leaves 2 is the drink for the night and they talk about movie music.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #45

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 21:21:27 +0000

On this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe Show the boys cast the movie of their lives, Abe can't tell the difference between Dom Deluise and John Belushi and we play with some toy from the 80's. Plus how much maple syrup can you put in a cocktail before you are just drinking maple syrup?

The Jon-Eric & Abe Show #44

Tue, 24 Sep 2013 02:29:00 +0000

We are all back from vacation, and we have some stories to tell, pluss Bourbon and Rum!

The Jon-Eric & Abe Show #43

Tue, 24 Sep 2013 02:27:00 +0000

On this episode of The Jon-Eric and Abe show the boys tackle the Carona-Rita!

The Jon-Eric & Abe Show #42

Sat, 10 Aug 2013 00:13:34 +0000

Jon and Abe take on two drinks this week, one they love and one they hate. Also Oregon's Brewer's Festival and Abe is and Apple Cider snob.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #41

Fri, 09 Aug 2013 22:32:25 +0000

Jon and Abe take a stroll along the seashore, drink Greyhounds, talk about the 4th of July and so much more.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #40

Fri, 09 Aug 2013 21:50:35 +0000

It's our 40th show, and to commemorate the event we look back at some of our favorite moments from the past 39 shows. We also drink the Bourbon Milk Punch and eye licking, because, eye licking.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #39

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 02:33:02 +0000

On this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe Show; Zack takes a spirit journey. Jon and Abe take a look at some over ratted rock. Plus, about Jon-Eric's facial hair...

Jon-Eric and Abe Show #38

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:18:00 +0000

On this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe Show, the boys go absolutely mad! Bikes, Pizza, Zack’s Birthday are all covered on the show. Plus, pink eye and what is Nayn Waits? Warning: Sombody gave Jon-Eric 151 Rum, so, you know, things go bad fast in this episode.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #37

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:45:14 +0000

In comereration of Cinco De Mayo Jon and Abe pull out a little known Tequilla Cocktail and some 'fun facts' about the holiday. Also Henry Kissinger, deep fried fair food, and some stuff about the Ninja Turtles.

Jon and Abe #36

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:30:00 +0000

Jon and Abe get ready for the Kentucky Derby the only way they know how, with the classic Mint Julep. The boys share insults Shakespeare style and weave a yarn about a severed body part.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #32

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 01:09:00 +0000

It's episode 32 and according to Abe our show is having a midlife crisis. It may be true, the show has been drinking heavily and has started listening to light pop/rock hits from the 80s'. On this episode of the podcast Jon, Abe and Zack tackle the collins. Both Tom and Phil. Plus Batman, Flappers and Bad Beverage Ideas.

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #031

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:35:14 +0000

An incredible range of topics discussed on this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe show! Winter Storms, Star Wars, Junk Cuts, Bad Jobs, Dreams, Astronauts and More!

The Jon-Eric and Abe Show #30

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 02:40:02 +0000

In this episode of the Jon-Eric and Abe show, Abe an Zack make super sweat and sugary margaritas, the boys talk Star Wars Ep. VII and we Hulk out a little bit.