https://www.laughsend.com/ Satire news items, spoof news stories en Copyright 2026, Laughsend Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:15:10 +0000 editor@laughsend.com (Paul Laughsend) webmaster@laughsend.com (Paul Laughsend) 60 https://www.laughsend.com/img/favicon-144.png https://www.laughsend.com/ 144 144 Satire news items, spoof news stories hourly 1 https://www.laughsend.com/spoof-news/world-news/titanic-wreck-scanned-celine-dion-19956.php Wed, 17 May 2023 12:30:01 +0100 The world was stunned last week as the first full-sized scans of the Titanic's wreckage were released to the public. Never before has such a detailed picture been revealed, exposing... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/spoof-news/world-news/titanic-wreck-scanned-celine-dion-19956.php https://www.laughsend.com/us-news/george-w-bush-87749.php Wed, 17 May 2023 12:15:01 +0100 The news of George W Bush taking over as the new host of The Price is Right has sent shockwaves throughout the nation. The public is divided on the appointment, with some praising... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/us-news/george-w-bush-87749.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/rishi-sunak-saves-67775.php Wed, 17 May 2023 12:00:01 +0100 LONDON — In a heartwarming display of altruism, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced a plan to generously dole out crumbs to the nation's struggling masses, insisting... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/rishi-sunak-saves-67775.php https://www.laughsend.com/spoof-news/world-news/breaking-news-social-media-to-face-altering-85100.php Tue, 16 May 2023 00:00:01 +0100 In a move that has left Instagram models and vloggers alike reeling, social media sites have announced a ban on face-altering filters. In a statement released yesterday, the platforms... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/spoof-news/world-news/breaking-news-social-media-to-face-altering-85100.php https://www.laughsend.com/us-news/local-diners-lose-their-minds-over-new-37083.php Tue, 16 May 2023 00:00:01 +0100 In a world where every struggling restaurant is forced to reinvent itself, one eatery has turned to the most entertaining restaurant concept yet: all-you-can-eat buffets served... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/us-news/local-diners-lose-their-minds-over-new-37083.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/vernon-kaye-says-more-45554.php Mon, 15 May 2023 19:45:01 +0100 Vernon Kay, the radio presenter who's best known for... well, to be honest, we're not entirely sure what he's best known for, has announced that his new Radio 2 show will be "more of the same."... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/vernon-kaye-says-more-45554.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/chaos-at-royal-10779.php Mon, 15 May 2023 19:45:01 +0100 LONDON - In a stunning new development, the Royal Mail is set to be investigated for a single missed delivery. Members of Parliament were shocked to hear about the mistake, as... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/chaos-at-royal-10779.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/james-nobody-shocked-to-discover-13636.php Thu, 11 May 2023 19:15:01 +0100 In a shocking turn of events, James Nobody, a self-proclaimed financial guru, was stunned to learn that UK interest rates will remain high for the foreseeable future. According... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/james-nobody-shocked-to-discover-13636.php https://www.laughsend.com/spoof-news/world-news/local-werewolf-community-outraged-at-heavy-metal-13419.php Thu, 11 May 2023 19:15:01 +0100 A recent study has found that listening to heavy metal music can turn you into a werewolf. This has caused an uproar in the werewolf community, with many feeling offended and misunderstood.... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/spoof-news/world-news/local-werewolf-community-outraged-at-heavy-metal-13419.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/adidas-announced-kanye-6123.php Thu, 11 May 2023 19:15:01 +0100 LONDON - Awash with a patriotic spirit to protect the nation's coastlines, global sportswear brand Adidas have announced they will donate ten per cent of all sales of their fashion-shoe... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/adidas-announced-kanye-6123.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/cosmetic-companies-hail-return-of-25-year-moratorium-98095.php Wed, 10 May 2023 17:45:01 +0100 In an unprecedented announcement, major cosmetic companies are applauding a decision by a large governing body that has cleared the way for animal testing on beauty products to... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/cosmetic-companies-hail-return-of-25-year-moratorium-98095.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/breaking-news-john-lewis-ceo-reveals-plan-56269.php Wed, 10 May 2023 17:45:01 +0100 In a shocking turn of events, the CEO of British high street retailer John Lewis has announced plans to turn all staff members into modern-day slaves. The move comes amid mounting... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/breaking-news-john-lewis-ceo-reveals-plan-56269.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/triple-dna-baby-born-in-uk-causing-60365.php Wed, 10 May 2023 17:45:01 +0100 LONDON - In a landmark scientific breakthrough, a baby has been born that has genetic material from three different people. This has sent the world of science into chaos, with... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/triple-dna-baby-born-in-uk-causing-60365.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/uks-latest-plan-popping-64288.php Wed, 10 May 2023 17:45:01 +0100 In a shocking turn of events, the UK government has announced that they will be paying their citizens in bubble wrap instead of traditional currency. Sources say that the idea... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/uks-latest-plan-popping-64288.php https://www.laughsend.com/spoof-news/world-news/new-robot-sensation-reveals-that-37553.php Wed, 10 May 2023 17:45:01 +0100 In an unexpected and groundbreaking development, scientists have created a robot that can taste colors. The gadget, nicknamed "RoboTongue" by scientists, is the first of its kind... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/spoof-news/world-news/new-robot-sensation-reveals-that-37553.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/tipsy-employees-cut-ymca-26978.php Wed, 10 May 2023 00:00:01 +0100 It was supposed to be a night of celebration for the hard-working employees at a local marketing firm. But things quickly spiraled out of control when a group of overly enthusiastic... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/tipsy-employees-cut-ymca-26978.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/local-man-shocks-town-by-revealing-51842.php Wed, 10 May 2023 00:00:01 +0100 In a surprising development, Powys citizens learned yesterday that the beloved spoof £25,000 airport sign that made headlines earlier this year was not the work of a group... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/local-man-shocks-town-by-revealing-51842.php https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/if-bread-and-48107.php Tue, 09 May 2023 14:00:01 +0100 London - In an unexpected move, supermarket giant, Sainsbury's, has announced a reduction in the prices of its own-brand bread and butter. A spokesperson for Sainsbury's stated... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/uk-news/if-bread-and-48107.php https://www.laughsend.com/us-news/celebrity-shocker-tom-hanks-not-always-30178.php Tue, 09 May 2023 13:45:01 +0100 Tom Hanks, America's favorite actor and all-around nice guy, shocked the world today by admitting that he's not always as wholesome as he seems. In an exclusive, Hanks revealed... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/us-news/celebrity-shocker-tom-hanks-not-always-30178.php https://www.laughsend.com/us-news/facebook-announces-new-20992.php Tue, 09 May 2023 12:00:01 +0100 In a shocking announcement, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declared that the social media giant will no longer be storing any data about its users. But before you breathe a sigh... Satire https://www.laughsend.com/us-news/facebook-announces-new-20992.php