Things are really looking good for the show for 2009. I’m thinking daily hour-long shows with accompanying video casts and bonus content for fan club members. Oh yeah, and a fan club. Oh yeah, and fans!

Yeah, buddy, 2009 is gonna be the year for us. You just wait and see.

So join us as we share our porn pasts and breathe heavily into the microphones, won’t you? Oh, you will. I can smell it. Mmmmm. Musky.

Now, everyone… let’s dance!

But much better than that brief yet comical paragraph is the actual show, people! We got the world-famous MC Meat Sweats of Posey’s Pride up in this bitch for an epically awesome hour of entertainment.

Forever Your Love,
Luke and Posey

P.S. Yes, we know her name was Topanga. Just another brick in the fail-wall.

And hey, if you didn’t notice, I posted 5 songs from this very show to the Bits page, so please, have your way with them.

Here are the lyrics, with corresponding links, in case you don’t know wtf is going on.

Romance 2.0

VERSE:
Girl, I can’t shut my googly eyes,
You’re so fine I can’t help but look.

And imagine your hand, grabbing my d*ck like a pen,
and writing all in your face book.

CHORUS:
Girl you know I dig you
Cause you’re so delicious
Wanna stumble upon you
While you’re doing the dishes

Gonna turn you around
and stick it in, ya-hoo
I’m makin a mess in
Your kitchen and your cooch

PHONE:
P:Hello?
L:Hey, you know that girl you poked last week?
P:Yeah?
L:I’m thinking of poking her later, got any suggestions?
P:I know one thing that gets her all a-twitter…
L:Oh yeah? What’s that?
P:Flick ‘er nipple.
L:Flick ‘er nipple?
P:Flick ‘er nipple.
L:Thanks dude. Ya know, you’re one of my, like, top 8 friends.

VERSE:
Girl, I must confess,
You might say “You too big”
But I assure you there’s no need to fret it.

You just relax your throat
You can trust me, because I wrote
The Book of Love and then I went and I read it.

“Posey is a genius, a got-dam genius” — Rolling Stone
“Reminds me of a severely constipated Dave Grohl” — Spin
“I would be laughing my ass off, if I could feel my testicles. Wait, what?” — Dave Grohl

Hey RadioMall and Soundsnap, we pershunate ya.

KAPLOW!

(.)(.)

SPLUSH!

*puppies and rainbows* *oh, and these guys* *oh, and murderers*

From Episode 23: Number One Myrtle Capital.

Bucko’s back to provide the soundtrack for a musical romp through DoofusLand, but not before sharing some great stories about kicking ass and taking names, literally. We reminisce about happy/gay accidents, severe injuries, and retarded home remedies. Then we descend into a sing-along gone horribly wrong. Apologies to Alice In Chains, John Mayer, Dave Mathews, Warrant, The Scorpions, Boston, Steppenwolf, Poison, Ted Nugent, Survivor, Eddie Vedder, and especially REM. We’re like an E.coli-infested slaughterhouse, but for music.

If you don’t hate us yet, just hang around 45 minutes or so.

Celebrities, of course! But not the trashy, whorish, slutbag douchebottles you hear about on the so-called “real” news. Oh no. Not at all. We have real celebrities (fake) with real stories (fake) that are real funny! (really)

Plus, for the longtime Luke and Posey Friends™ and new listeners alike, the second half of our show will be a real treat. Allow us to lead you down a foreboding path of failure and darkness, resulting in Luke and Posey hitting pod-bottom, and struggling to pull themselves back up from the ditches of despair, and into the hearts of America once again. Just like Bon Jovi.

P.S. Here’s the Sensimilla Street we referenced in the show. Our sources tell us it comes from “Ned & Manson”, who are apparently too stoned to have a decent presence on Google.

I’m talking about brain damage, of course. Severely debilitating brain damage.

And some other stuff. I think.

Till next time, try not to make an ass of yourself. But if you do, call us.

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We love you. We honestly love you. Let us know where we stand, k? We are soooo into you.

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Subscribe to the bits feed! It’s like a Luke & Posey mini mall!
Voice Mail: 206-666-4POZ
E-mail: theshow@lukeandposey.com

I’m kidding, the show’s not gay. It’s just confused right now. We all remember 15, right? … right?

Next time, you can be frank. And I can be Shirley.