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        <itunes:keywords>hate,politics,comedy,social,issues,survival,religion,adult,sex,advice,feminism</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>Jon, Chris, Alyssa, Cara, and Ron hate everything, come listen and find out why! </itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>masturhaterspodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><item>
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      <title>Ep 38: The Chinese Social Credit System, Police Hiring Hit-men, Unclear Packaging</title>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on a special all straight white male edition of Masturhaters nerds cry about Belle Delphine's not so porny pornhub account, we tackle the ever epidemic of meth fueled attack squirrels, and make fun of incels. Also this week Jon hates the Chinese Social Credit System, Rich hates cops that stupidly hire hit-men and how little the FBI does to stop them, and Ron is nearly murdered by a poorly labeled Gatorade!  

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Join our Facebook group:
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Keep updated on our weekly YouTube live streams:
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Follow us on twitter:
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