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S03Ep17: Do you even urinal pube, bro?

Dan — Sun, 07 May 2017 18:05:12 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! Watch your heads, because there are actual bullets falling from the sky these days. This week, we regale each other with workplace bathroom tales, explain to Matto where bullets go when you fire them into the air, and the trials and tribulations of attempting to plan things with married folks. Go take a piss, shake off those pubes, and join us for a drunken shitshow episode because fuck it, Cinco De Mayo. Enjoy!

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#Content

00:00 – Intro

Beers of the Week:

Lickinghole Creek Craft Brewery – Bourbon Barrel Three Chopt Tripel

Southern Tier Brewing Co – Tangier IPA

Four Loko – Strawberry Lemonade

Songs of the Week:

Wu Tang Clan – Protect Ya Neck

Logic – Everybody

The Kills – Wait

Weekly Plugs:

Project Fi Customer Support

Bates Motel

McKesson

Questions? Comments? Feedback? Engage with our #brand:

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Dan – Twitter, Instagram
Matt – Twitter
Gerrell – Instagram

Cardinals fan hit by stray bullet

Bye guys!

S03Ep16: Do you even Torreto, bro?

Dan — Tue, 25 Apr 2017 13:28:33 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! No time for the slow lane for the Matt and Dan Drink Beer podcast. This week, Matt does a verbal remix of Brian Grubb and the Frotcast’s talking points (that is definitely probably not plagiarism) about Fate of the Furious with Dan, Gerrell does not enjoy the franchise, and playoff basketball is discussed. MaDDB: Now featuring content boosted by NOS! Enjoy!

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#Content

00:00 – Intro

Beers of the Week:

The Answer – Touch of Summer Mosaic DIPA Dry Hopped w/ Summer Hops
Southern Tier – Unearthly Imperial IPA

Songs of the Week:

The Chainsmokers – Don’t Let Me Down
Eternity Forever – Fantasy

Weekly Plugs:

Fate of the Furious
Hello Fresh
Be kind to people

Questions? Comments? Feedback? Engage with our #brand:

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Dan – Twitter, Instagram
Matt – Twitter
Gerrell – Instagram

Bye guys!

S03Ep15: Do you even Little Boy, bro?

Dan — Fri, 14 Apr 2017 13:49:54 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! The time has finally arrived… the great Matt and Dan Drink Beer Podcast Fast Food Power Rankings debate is here. Also, Dan installed his bidet, Matt recaps the first episode of The Leftovers, and the guys get into two slices of outrage culture with Pepsi and United. So be willing to give up your seat to make room for our over-booked #content and thanks for flying with MaDDB!

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#Content

00:00 – Intro

Beers of the Week:

Hardywood – Quadrahop IIPA
Stone – Pataskala Red IPA

Songs of the Week:

Ja Rule – Life Ain’t a Game
Beirut – Guyamas Sonora

Weekly Plugs:

Oakleaf Bidet

Questions? Comments? Feedback? Engage with our #brand:

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S03Ep14: Do you even sunglass, bro?

Dan — Tue, 11 Apr 2017 14:41:46 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! In a growing trend on this podcast, one of us is hammered again. I’ll let you figure out which one. In other new, G-Baby aka Vanz is back on. He starts and doesn’t finish stories, we discuss boxing, Matto describes what a Philly taco is, and we get into memorable sports moments in history. Please keep all arms and legs inside the car while in motion, because this episode is a rollercoaster of hilarity. Huzzah!

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Matt and Dan Drink Beer S3E14 (To download, right click and select “Save Link As…”)

#Content

00:00 – Intro

Beers of the Week:

Pen Druid – Mercury Wild IPA
Victory – 21st Birthday IPA
Victory – Sour Monkey

Songs of the Week:

Smash Mouth – All Star
The Front Bottoms – The Beers
Gerrell – Cosby Sweater

Weekly Plugs:

S Town
Christians Pizza

Questions? Comments? Feedback? Engage with our #brand:

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Dan – Twitter, Instagram

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Bye guys!

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S03Ep13: Do you even Chicken McRiddle, bro?

Dan — Tue, 04 Apr 2017 14:00:45 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! Big jam packed episode for everyone this week! We have the new regular Gerrell starting us off with a conversation about how you can’t ever see inside a solid object, Dan being ignored on every single subject, and Matt being the super old guy in class. Grab your books and get a move on before you’re late for our #Content exam.

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Matt and Dan Drink Beer S3E13 (To download, right click and select “Save Link As…”)

#Content

00:00 – Intro

Beers of the Week:

Vodka Cran

Stone Delicious IPA

RAR – Pineapple Grenade

Songs of the Week:

Portugal. the Man – People Say

Vanz – The New Slide Move

Aesop Rock – Zero Dark Thirty

Weekly Plugs:

Richmond, Virginia

Grub Hub Customer Service

Questions? Comments? Feedback? Engage with our #brand:

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Dan – Twitter, Instagram

Matt – Twitter

Gerrell – Instagram

Bye guys!

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S03Ep12.5: Do you even listen to Papa Roach, bro?

Dan — Tue, 04 Apr 2017 00:28:20 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! Matto and Dan began a test call to fix some of their audio and internet issues, and it turned into a 3 1/2 hour conversation, so we cut it up and mashed it all back into a mid-week episode. It’s a little rough at first, but stick with it to the end. Episode 13 coming up in a few days, kiddos. Stay tuned!

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00:00 – Dan orders a 50 foot ethernet cable from Prime now

13:45 – Dan’s wearing a Maroon 5 shirt, and we have a totally random new listener!

57:30- Matto’s getting braces!

1:06:40 – Matto tells the Justin Halpern / Paul Ryan / Papa Roach story Twitter saga

1:21:33 – Dan makes a good “manual” joke

1:33:06 – The Fan joins in on the fun

1:36:00 – Dan tells his neighborhood stray cat story

1:49:45 – High school girls you’d marry on the spot right now

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S03Ep12: Do you even Fun Dip butthole, bro?

Dan — Mon, 20 Mar 2017 15:37:25 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! This week on the Matt and Dan Drink Beer podcast, Gerrell has a secret topic, Matt watches over 30 hours of NCAA basketball, and Dan figures out what sort of music will still exist 50 years from now. Toss you beat-up March Madness bracket in the trash and fill out a new one featuring our #content. MaDDB: It’s the crisp bounce-pass of podcasts!

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#Content

00:00 – Intro

Beers of the Week:

Weed Brewing – Dark Age Bourbon Barrel Aged Imperial Stout

Neshaminy Creek Brewing – The Shape of Hops to Come

Songs of the Week:

Elohim – Xanax

X Ambassadors – Love Songs Drug Songs

MF Doom – Madvillain

Weekly Plugs:

Limon Pepino Gatorade

Spoke Art Gallery (SF, CA)

Questions? Comments? Feedback? Engage with our #brand:

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Dan – Twitter, Instagram

Matt – Twitter

Gerrell – Instagram

Bye guys!

S03Ep11: Do you even space cum, bro?

Dan — Fri, 10 Mar 2017 02:55:29 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! We have a jam packed pre-snowstorm schmorgasbord for your empty bellies! Matt’s dog is a nightmare, our special guest Gerrell admits to being suspicious of the laws of nature, and gang talks about zero gravity sex. Call up Richard Branson for your Space X ticket and blast off into our #content!

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Matt and Dan Drink Beer S3E11 (To download, right click and select “Save Link As…”)

#Content

00:00 – Intro

3:50 – Gerrell joins MaDDB!

11:00 – Matt’s dog destroyed all of his things. Having a dog is a bad time.

19:00 – Getting fired for fraternizing at the office.

34:00 – Paddleboarding across the Atlantic Ocean – AKA Matt’s nightmare.

50:00 – Adult roommates and space cum

Songs of the Week:

Coheed and Cambria – Ten Speed

Run the Jewels – Talk to Me

Weekly Plugs:

Belkin Customer Support

Four Loko

Questions? Comments? Feedback? Engage with our #brand:

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bye guys!

S03Ep10: Do you even lift, bro?

Dan — Mon, 06 Mar 2017 10:00:42 +0000

Heeeeeey everybody! Watching people play video games online is confusing to us, but very very lucrative and popular. Doc attempts and succeeds to get in shape as an adult man, and we watch 58 minutes of Titanic just to see boobs. Grab some tissues and lotion and join us on our fresh #content! Also don’t forget to look out for our bonus coverage of episode 10, episode 10.5!

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#Content

00:00 – Intro

10:00 – New Planets!

Songs of the Week:

Wet – The Middle

The Speed of Sound in Seawater – To Kelly Lee

Weekly Plugs:

Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth

Questions? Comments? Feedback? Engage with our #brand:

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MaDDB Reviews: Conshohocken Brewing Type A IPA

Matto — Sat, 25 Feb 2017 23:29:33 +0000

I cannot remember the last time it was 70 degrees in late February on a Saturday. Which is not to say that it has never happened before, but from a recollection standpoint, I can’t recall ever wearing shorts in February in Pennsylvania (outside of the gym). So, my plan this Saturday was the run the hell out of my dog, get some yard cleaning done, and then plant myself at Conshohocken Brewing’s Bridgeport taproom for an hour for some lunch and some beers. However, I apparently am not the only person in the Delaware Valley who decided the best way to enjoy the unseasonably warm weather is from the inside of a brewery. I get to the taproom, see the nary a bar seat in sight, and decide the best course of action would be to just take a growler home with me. And seeing as I am drinking at home, why not mine this experience for some Matt and Dan Drink Beer #content in the 50 States of Beer format? Let’s go!

Conshy Brewing Type A IPA

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Conshohocken Brewing – Type A IPA

Date: 25-Feb-2017
Location: Bridgeport, PA
ABV: 7.0%
IBU: unknown
Vessel: Growler, and then pint glass
Bottled Date: uhhh… 25-Feb-2017?
Obtained: Conshohocken Brewing – Bridgeport

Appearance: Golden amber color. Slightly cloudy, but not enough to not see my fingers on the other side of the glass. Not a ton of head, and the beer isn’t constantly bubbling either, but that just could be because the grower was filled with just a regular hose stuck on the end of the standard tap and not one of those fancy hyperbaric chamber growler filler things.

Smell: Next to nothing. Maybe it needs to be room temperature for the smell to open up a bit? I’ll have to remember to ask Dan.

Taste: Tons of up-front hops. Sharp, bordering on bitter, then a slightly sweet floral taste. But not like a flower smell, but more like how I imagine eating a rose petal would taste.

Mouthfeel: Wet. When I swish it around in my mouth it gets all foamy and makes the side of my tongue tingle.

Overall: Very enjoyable. I love an IPA, so this beer sits pretty comfortably in my wheel house. Thumbs up!