Monkey Hate Gomes

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 09:37:00 -0800

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— Monkey Hate Gomes (@MonkeyHateGomes) January 29, 2013

#6: Summer Preview

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 13:11:00 -0700

Show #6 : Summer Preview

This show:
Hosts : Chad and Ryan
Update: Gomes Graduates
Review: Costco Bourbon
Events: Lime Colony @ Solar Hills
            Best of the Bay Area 2011
            4th of July Camping Trip
Cache Creek Rafting
TCG Casino Night

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0:19:27, 8.9 MB, (MP3)

Link dump (some of the things mentioned in this episode):
Bodies and Minds at Work
MHG Reccomends: Rafting Supplies

Blast From The Past: The Story of The Oregon Trail

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:00:00 -0800

A list of things MHG loved about The Oregon Trail:

Choosing to be a "Banker" to get extra money at the start of the game.
Deciding to leave Kansas in March only to be surprised when it snowed.
Naming party members after your school friends and/or classroom crush.
Setting a "grueling" pace and "bare bones" rations to conserve resources.
Spending most of your money on ammunition and most of your days hunting.
Passing a tombstone that contained swear words.
Killing 1800 pounds worth of buffalo only to carry 100 pounds back to the wagon.
Learning that one of your party members had died of Dysentery.
Deciding to "ford" or "caulk the wagon and float it across" at every single river crossing. Why pay the Indian guide a few dollars when chancing it is so much fun?
Realizing it's October and you're not even to Independence Rock.
Reaching the Columbia River and floating the wagon on a raft, steering it down the river while avoiding rocks.

Please add to the list in the comments section. We'll post some good ones on the main page.

City Pages Minneapolis has a great story on the development history of this amazing game here. Thanks to Jessica Lussenhop for bringing back some good memories. For some good nostalgia, take The Oregon Trail quiz here.

Memories of the Old Transbay Terminal

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:12:00 -0700

The website of the new Transbay Transit Center is calling for submission of memories of the old Transbay Terminal. MHG, over the last four years, has accumulated many and agreed to submit a memory for old times sake. Here is what we said:

Good morning,

Every day, when I entered the old Transbay building through its South entrance, I had to step over a puddle of urine (yes, urine!). Some days there was a "wet floor" sign that a worker had lazily placed next to the puddle (not mopped up). Most days, it was just there. Every day, I thought to myself - "Taxpaying citizens of the developed world deserve better". Here's a formal request - take pride in the new building and make sure that employees, tenants, visitors, and the general public do the same. Please let this memory die with the disgrace that was the old Transbay building.

Thank you,

MHG

Submit your own memory to memories@transbaycenter.org. Learn about the new terminal here: http://transbaycenter.org.

Blast From The Past: An Email To Gomes

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Mon, 7 Jun 2010 17:07:00 -0700

Lesson in dealing with Gomes: BE FIRM

Dear Gomes,

I have tried many times to hint nicely. I am tired of being nice so here it is...If you don't do exactly what I say, I will not want to be your roommate any more. When this happens, I will start to routinely drop upper-deckers in your bathroom. I will shave Tim's head and hide all of the hair in small bundles around your room, in your pillow, in your shower loofah, in your printer mechanism, inside your down comforter (for extra insulation), in your monster cable lines, in the CD drive of your Mac mini, and in your gym bag. I will install a doggie door to your room so LOL can come and go as she pleases. I will scratch your face off of all of the pictures in our apartment. I will delete all of your Cops on DVR. I will delete all of your Family Guy's on DVR. I will no longer patronize your shipping center. I will siphon and subsequently steal gas from your car when you bring it home. I will eat all of your fake meat product. I will consume all of your Vapor, NOS, Protein, and other supplements in one giant shake and kill you in a testosterone-anabolic-fueled rage. After I kill you, I will cut you up into small pieces. Then I will convert the kegerator into a freezer and store those small pieces in the new freezer-kegerator. I will then serve LOL a piece of you every time she comes over to play. With that in mind, I suggest you listen up.

#5: It's Britney B*tch - And I'm Back In The Form Of Podcast 5

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 00:53:00 -0700

Show #5 : It's Britney B*tch -

And I'm Back In The Form Of Podcast 5

This show:
Hosts : Chad and Ryan
Update: Gomes
Review: Apple iPad
Events: Lime Colony Album Release Show

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0:09:59, 9.28 MB, (M4A)

Link dump (some of the things mentioned in this episode):
Apple iPad
Lime Colony Album
Lime Colony Album Release Show

Important announcement regarding Gomes

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:02:00 -0700

Hello Fans,

As many of you know, last August, Gomes was whisked away to a small town near St. Helena, CA for undisclosed reasons. He has spent the past seven months in a private institute with others who share his condition. Not much has been said publically about his time there.

While initial news of Gomes' departure was frightening for those who know Gomes well, most accounts indicate he was in good hands. A recent institute publication promised a culture of discovery and support that would eventually lead to the management of a better life. Many rate the staff as top notch - an initial review of the institute's records show no reports of harassment or abuse. The facilities are said to have a cafeteria, gymnasium, and even a pool for Gomes' enjoyment. In addition, social interaction likely helped Gomes through such a tough time. Sadly, these may be the only details available - we may never understand the extent of Gomes' condition or learn more details of his experiences over the last few months.

I visited with Gomes this past weekend and he was in good spirits. One day, he could be far enough along to fully integrate with society. It is with that that I am pleased to announce that Gomes will be rejoining the MHG podcast, effective immediately. Gomes is currently finishing his final week away before given an extended leave. Several reports indicate that Gomes will be available, on a limited basis, for activities during the next four months.

To celebrate Gomes' progress to date, MHG will be releasing a full-length podcast within the next day. Stay tuned for several more releases, including Gomes himself, chronicling the spring and summer seasons.

Sincerely,

MHG

Events: Gomes' Goodbye Party - August 15th

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Tue, 4 Aug 2009 11:48:00 -0700

In what is clearly a desperate plea for attention, Gomes has decided to destroy the very bedrock of this Podcast/Blog, The Ultimate Guide to Life After College, by going back to College. He is holding a party to start the newest chapter of his pathetic life. Ironically, he is requesting that his much needed emotional support come from regular listeners of the Podcast titled "Monkey Hate Gomes". Needless to say, his return to the education system appears ever necessary.

Though you may not feel like congratulating Gomes' on his acceptance into more College, Gomes' departure is an opportunity for celebration. Or at the very least, an opportunity to tell Gomes' how you really feel before he leaves. With that, MHG proudly invites you to Gomes' Going Away Party. Details are as follows:

Date: Saturday 8/15/09 - 3pm
Place: MHG Central
On Tap: Lagunitas Pale Ale, Strongbow Cider, Olympia in cans
Food Provided: Delicious BBQ, Cake and Ice Cream Sundaes
RSVP via Facebook here

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Food: Finally, Oatmeal Made Easy (Not Instant)

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Tue, 4 Aug 2009 09:59:00 -0700

We all love oatmeal. Some of us, more than others. Then there are people that like it enough to eat it twice a day. No matter how often you enjoy this wonderful, well-rounded meal, saving time cooking it would be nice. No, we are not suggesting using Microwaveable or Instant/Rolled Oats. Those smell like fake maple syrup, have little fiber, and are full of sugar and "bad carbs". For those of you in the know, the most flavorful and healthiest class of oatmeal is Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal. The only problem is that this variety takes 30+ minutes to make. Yes, quality takes time but time is something we don't all have. Thanks to food blog, The Bitten World, there is a better way to cook these. Here it is:

The previous night you boil six cups of water, stir in the oatmeal, let boil for 1-minute, turn off the heat and cover. The next morning, you turn the heat back on and let it boil for 10 minutes. In our experience, it doesn't even take that long: after 7 minutes the oatmeal is ready to eat.

The blog goes on to recommend sliced bananas, chopped walnuts and maple syrup. Another favorite simple topping is butter/margarine and a good fruit jam.

MHG Recommends: McCann's Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal, Price = $23 for four 28oz tins.

4th of July 2009

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:15:00 -0700

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#4: Back From Holiday

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:40:00 -0700

Show #4 : Back From Holiday

This show:
Hosts : Chad and Ryan
Breaking News: Michael Jackson Hospitalized
Outdoors: Rafting
Drinks: Energy Drink Outlet
Camping: Nevada Beach
Events: Gomes' Goodbye Party

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Link dump (some of the things mentioned in this episode):
Michael Jackson Hospitalized
MHG Recommends - Rafting Supplies
Cache Creek Rafting Information
Truckee River Rafting Information
Energy Drink Outlet

Nevada Beach Campground

Work: A Guide to Wearing/Caring For a Suit

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:20:00 -0700

For those of you currently with or currently looking for a job, you might want to invest in a good suit. Lifehacker posted an awesome guide to getting and caring for suits, courtesy of commenter StanwayCrispin. Here is the list:

Find a good local tailor, have 'em measure you.
Try on a few suit coats with said measurement, make sure they hang about right. Same with slacks.
Cuffs are good - contrary to belief they're never "out", and they have a functional advantage, they make slacks hang just right. They keep the pant legs from hanging getting caught in your shoes as well.
Dryclean the suit coat *and* the slacks at the same time. If you wear the suit on Saturday, get some gunk on the slacks, do NOT have just the slacks only cleaned. Even the best suit can fade a teeny tad with a cleaning, so keep the wear/fading even - clean both at the same time.
A suit that's not stained does NOT need to be drycleaned after each wearing, or each 5 wearings. Your under garmets take on the body oil and stink, its not a worry, a suit will last years longer if not over cleaned.
Wear a t shirt - it looks better. Period.
Make sure your tie meets the middle of your belt, please, please, oh please.
Show some cuff. Have your tailor cut the suit coat so your Properly long dress shirt shows just a bit. It looks sharp, and adds contrast to between your suit and hand.
Don't forget the dress shirt, 100% cotton ONLY, get them professionally laundered, and get a dry cleaner who knows what heavy starch means. Ya, I know, it sounds like it'll be "itchy", but after wearing the shirt for about 15 minutes its no more "itchy" than light starch. Ahh, the look of a crisp starched shirt. You'll have people ask you how your shirts look so crisp and sharp.
Pit stains? Schmit stains! When you take off your nice dress shirt, hit the pits with some stain stick action, let it sit, it'll be ok. Then when you get the shirt laundered the pits will come out nice and clean. Take about 30 seconds.
Traveling? Your dry cleaner has you covered. Instead of having your shirts on hangers as per usual, request they fold the shirts. They'll fold them, use some cardboard like a brand new shirt to save the collar from pressing down, and package it all up in a plastic bag - again just like a new shirt. That shirt is ready to travel!
Wrinkles? Well just hang your suit up. 100% wool will hang out nicely. Tough wrinkles? Travelling? Hang the suit in the bathroom when you shower, the steam will let the wrinkles release. And, if you have an otherwise clean suit have your drycleaner give it a press before that special event, it just costs a few bucks and your suit will look like it was just cleaned. Never have a suit that doesn't need a cleaning put therugh the rigors of dry-cleaning.

Food: Memorial Day Grill Tips

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:01:00 -0700

While the MHG camping trip is officially postponed until next year (no ManCamp #8), there is no reason to sulk around all weekend. Just in time for Memorial Day, one of MHG's favorite sites, Lifehacker, just posted an awesome primer to help you get your grill on. What better way to celebrate the holiday weekend than cooking raw flesh over a hot grill, drinking some Cervezas (before the end of Cinco de Mayo) all while enjoying the great outdoors.

Here is the top ten:
10. DIY marinades
9. Steak improvement through salt
8. Chill soda, beer, or wine in two minutes
7. Easy grill cleaning
6. Use your broiler as a backup
5. Get started with smoking
4. Make your own BBQ sauce
3. Use a cheat sheet
2. Know when meat is done
1. Perfect burgers

The complete article is here

$: Restaurant.com UPDATE

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:30:00 -0700

MHG Podcast Update
Podcast: #2: Blame It On The Economy
Segment: Restaurant.com
What We Discussed: $25 gift certificates for $3(UPDATE: currently on sale for $2)
Link: Order from Restaurant.com directly here
Reviews: 4/5 bananas
Order Tip: Use code SPECIAL to get the $2 price (80% off $10)

#3: Cinco de Mayo

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:04:00 -0700

Show #3 : Cinco de Mayo

This show:
Hosts : Chad and Ryan
Cerveza: Bud Light Lime (0-34:55)
Cerveza: Corona
Cerveza: Sol
Cerveza: Modelo Especial
Cerveza: XX Lager
Cerveza: Tecate
Cerveza: Miller Chill
Cerveza: Bud & Clamato
Cerveza: Pacifico
Cerveza: XX Amber
Cerveza: Negra Modelo
Cerveza: Bohemia
Cerveza: PBR Chelada
Ancient Aztek History, (34:56-)

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Link dump (some of the things mentioned in this episode):
Bud Light Lime
Corona
Sol
Modelo Especial
XX Lager
Miller Chill
Budweiser and Clamato
Pacifico
XX Amber
Negra Modelo
Bohemia
Beer Cocktails for Spring/Summer [Lifehacker.com]
Pontiac Aztek

#2: Blame It On The Economy

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:00:00 -0700

Show #2 : Blame It On The Economy

This show:
Hosts : Chad and Ryan
$: Restaurant.com , (3:00-8:54)
$: Cell Phone Savings, (8:55-11:29)
$: Cell Phone Savings, (11:30-15:39)
$: Schwab Bank, (15:40-21:19)
$: Free Online Budgeting, (21:20-34:09)
Nintendo Wii, I'm Coming (34:10-)

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0:42:47, 36.0 MB, (M4A)

Link dump (some of the things mentioned in this episode):
Restaurant.com
AT&T Corporate Discounts
Sprint Corporate Discounts
T-Mobile Corporate Discounts
Verizon Corporate Discounts
24 Hour Fitness: 2 Year Membership - $299
Schwab Bank - Checking and Savings
Mint.com
JustThrive.com
CreditKharma.com
South Park - Go God Go XII (Nintendo Wii, I'm Coming)

#1: Monkey Hate Gomes

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:42:00 -0700

Show #1 : Monkey Hate Gomes

This show:
Hosts : Chad and Ryan
Introductions
TV: Arrested Development , (2:17–4:49)
Book: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, (4:50–7:59)
Food: La Calaca Loca, (8:00–10:54)
Movie: I Love You Man, (10:55–15:12)
Monkey Hate Gomes (15:13-)

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Link dump (some of the things mentioned in this episode):
Episode #1 - Amazon Store
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrested_Development_(TV_series)
Arrested Development on IMDB

http://www.yelp.com/biz/la-calaca-loca-oakland http://www.yelp.com/biz/nicks-crispy-tacos-san-francisco http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/iloveyouman

Monkey Hate Clean

First Podcast Update

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:48:00 -0700

After completing what would have been a brilliant first podcast (aside from the technical difficulties surrounding multiple USB microphones), Chad and Gomes had to go back to the drawing board. Thanks to Temple at the Technological Terror blog, we found a solution. We are busy re-recording our first session; the results sound great so far. Stay tuned.

Pocast #1 Incoming

chad@monkeyhategomes.com (Chad and Ryan) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:56:00 -0700

Welcome to Monkey Hate Gomes. Our first podcast is in the making. We hope you will come back later and listen to the show. It will be available on iTunes and .rss feeds. You can subscribe, meaning the show will automatically download to your computer, via the links to the right or search for us in iTunes directly.