Music Theory Augmented

When Your Annotated Bibliography for a 20-Minute Conference Paper Contains Over 50 Sources

Sat, 23 May 2026 11:18:52 -0400

(bonus points if you’ve written less than a page of your own contribution so far)

it’s giving reviewer #2 villain origin story

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:26:24 -0400

NYT Exposed for Haydn the Truth

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 15:47:32 -0400

NYT Exposed for Haydn the Truth

Tee-hee, madrigals are my favorite 😈

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 20:42:08 -0400

Tee-hee, madrigals are my favorite 😈

⭐️ 10th Annual AMS/SMT After Dark (2025)

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 21:00:02 -0400

⭐️ 10th Annual AMS/SMT After Dark (2025)

“Toward a Truly Historically Informed Music Theory”

🗓️ Thur, 6 Nov, 8:30pmCST

Hyatt Regency, Minneapolis, MN

Call for Papers: amsafterdark.neocities.org (or bit.ly/amsad2025cfp if you read the Chicago Manual of Style for fun)

📧 Submit by 6 Oct

My inner element is sonata theory.

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 23:40:02 -0400

My inner element is sonata theory.

This morning, my Facebook ad algorithm left me positively shook.

Sun, 15 Jun 2025 00:14:12 -0400

This morning, my Facebook ad algorithm left me positively shook.

Peaches and IRB

Sat, 07 Jun 2025 20:46:28 -0400

Peaches and IRB

(pronounced like “herb”)

Academic band name.

Called it!

Genre scholarship is music theory rage bait. I said what I said.

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 08:30:34 -0500

Genre scholarship is music theory rage bait. I said what I said.

Just unsubscribed from emails from a random sheet music website I don’t remember signing up for. The…

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 03:14:45 -0500

Just unsubscribed from emails from a random sheet music website I don’t remember signing up for. The message on the preference selection screen said “Is it time for a rest, or is it truly finale?”

1. Gag 🤢

2. I think they definitely mean “fine,” actually, but ok.

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

Sun, 26 Jan 2025 10:35:08 -0500

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

Sun, 26 Jan 2025 09:59:39 -0500

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

Thanks, I hate it. #temu #englishhorn

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 11:48:52 -0500

Thanks, I hate it. #temu #englishhorn

[insert anacrusis joke here]

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 19:42:32 -0500

[insert anacrusis joke here]

The AMSAD program has been posted!🧐

Join us for an exciting comedic program, including a fantastic/hilarious keynote by the one and only Imani Mosley 👑

tonight

8:30pm CST

Monroe Ballroom

Chicago Palmer House Hilton

bit.ly/amsad2024program 😜

Reminder: the AMS After Dark submission deadline is this Friday (Oct 4)! Be demure, be mindful, be…

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 20:06:29 -0400

musictheoryaugmented:

2024 AMS After Dark CFP is out now!
Full CFP: bit.ly/amsad2024cfp
Theme: Give ‘Em the Old Razzle Dazzle✨
Submit your funnies to us by October 4!
Event: 14 November, 8:30pm CST @ the Palmer House Hilton

Reminder: the AMS After Dark submission deadline is this Friday (Oct 4)! Be demure, be mindful, be an academic clown! 🤡

I didn’t write it down, so you know this #Faburden is the real deal.

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 18:46:21 -0400

I didn’t write it down, so you know this #Faburden is the real deal.

No, no it is not. This is honestly more upsetting than when they added “figuratively” to the list of…

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 18:02:39 -0400

No, no it is not. This is honestly more upsetting than when they added “figuratively” to the list of definitions for the term “literally.”

#faburden #improvisatory #english

#fauxbourdon #writtenout #burgundian

It’s an election year. Prima Pratica Gang or the Seconda Pratica Gang: which one are you? 🤔

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 09:17:22 -0400

It’s an election year. Prima Pratica Gang or the Seconda Pratica Gang: which one are you? 🤔

I identify as an absolute menace to polite society. #demure

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 18:33:30 -0400

I identify as an absolute menace to polite society. #demure

2024 AMS After Dark CFP is out now!

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 12:44:55 -0400

2024 AMS After Dark CFP is out now!

Full CFP: bit.ly/amsad2024cfp

Theme: Give ‘Em the Old Razzle Dazzle✨

Submit your funnies to us by October 4!

Event: 14 November, 8:30pm CST @ the Palmer House Hilton