A BLAST FROM THE PAST:
HOW THE WORLD CHANGED 80 YEARS AGO IN JUST A FEW SECONDS

Eighty years ago — on June 14th, 1945 — Mr. Fred Trump of Queens, NY flexed his flabby sag loins, sucked in a deep breath, and then blasted his dribble into the motionless flesh of Mrs. Mary Anne Trump, half-asleep and bored out of her skull.

Indeed, Father Fred was known to everyone around him including those who could stomach more than a few miserable moments of his presence as a dubious and dastardly fellow, with those steely piercing eyes, excruciatingly drab and witless, insatiably driven by an obsessive worship of money. Mother Mary, coiffed with a distinctive reddish beehive bouffant, was his deeply frustrated former socialite-turned family-stable brood-mare, sadly and severely limited in her day by the strict roles and expectations of gender and responsibility. It was a marriage of money and misery.

But do credit Mrs. Trump for performing her faithful wifely duties on that sticky, hot, humid, summer evening though masking yet another utterly forgettable 3 minutes and 45 seconds of mind-numbing boredom. Thank God, she thought to herself, for the Presbyterian fantasy swimming inside her head of man machine Frank Sinatra crooning his hit single, “All of Me” to her at that very instant. Oh, Fred–do that to me one more time.

The couple’s brief biological tryst and exchange of body fluids marked yet another awkward bi-monthly routine of passionless matrimony, noteworthy now eight decades later only for the cataclysmic disaster thrust upon the world on that night. No one at the time could have foreseen the death of American democracy had just been conceived. It was like a sewer rat mating with a she-mannequin then left to metastasize in a dark cave hatching nine months later as a poisonous snake.

Pity us all.

It’s such a damned shame that on that fateful night, Fred didn’t whack off into a crusty sock as was his normal ritual, or on his most tingly occasions relieve himself in the shower, his faux would-be spawn swirling down the rusty drain pipe off into the yonder into a New York City wastewater plant. That’s where the demon-seed branded as “Donald” belonged. Just imagine how much better off we would all be right now if Mrs. Mary Anne Trump had given the excuse, “Sorry Fred, not tonight — I have a headache.”

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THEIR IDEA OF “HEAVEN” …. SURE LOOKS LIKE HELL

Go and read the Facebook pages of “FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS” sometime.

Pay close attention to their comments. Read their cut-and-pasted Bible verses. See their fawning praise — no, make that their WORSHIP — of Donald Trump and all things MAGA.

You’re also likely to see lots of American flags and boasting about military conquest. One comment I saw by a dedicated Christian proposes turning a nation of 90 million people “into a parking lot.” Another Christian wants us to “turn the sand into glass.”

A parking lot? Sand into glass? Even the Christians can’t agree on how to commit a mass genocide.

But at least one thing seems obvious from reading their stuff — God is apparently “on our side.”

Meanwhile, check out their OUTRAGE towards all of the things we liberals stand for — universal health care, fair taxation, stopping ridiculous wars, a functional immigration system, protecting the environment and animals, and guaranteeing the rights and liberties of ALL people. I know, heresy.

Fundamentalist Christians warn us that we’re damned to hell unless we accept their so-called “prophet” and start behaving ourselves. They claim we won’t “go to heaven,” that is, not unless we follow their peculiarly narrow view of the world. They advise us we have no chance of spending ETERNITY with them if we don’t accept their Jesus and obey.

Yet, when I see their vision of “heaven,” this imagery looks like the very LAST place I would ever want to spend ETERNITY. Harp music 24/7? G-rated movies non-stop? All the good books banned? Drinking and gambling strictly forbidden? Seriously?

Here’s an image (see above) that popped onto my Facebook feed this morning which is supposedly intended to *attract* followers. Notice anything? Oh, and I actually feel kinda’ bad for those kids in the first chariot staring into the ass in the horse for the whole ride.

Have you spent any time around fundamentalist Christians? Have you hung out with them? Have you ever listened to them and hear how they think and what they believe?

The last people on or off this earth I would want to spend eternity with are fundamentalist Christians.

To many of us, that sounds like hell.

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MAGA’S SICK WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
RED MEAT RAGE BAIT AND THE TRUMP CULT OF THE PERPETUALLY PISSED OFF

This cartoon sums it up perfectly.

The USA is $39 trillion dollars in debt….Republicans got us stuck in yet another stupid-ass war in the Middle East….gas prices are soaring….wealth and income disparity is at its worst in 150 years….and we’re about to go through another disruptive revolution in high-tech with AI which could change all of our lives…….

…..and that’s just for starters when it comes to REAL problems….

…..and yet somehow millions of dirt-dumb MAGA morons ignore ALL the giant elephants in the room and instead are exploding with outrage about trans people, gay rights, who uses which public restroom, banning books in school libraries, Confederate statues, immigrants, halftime shows at a football game, the phony “war on Christmas,” women’s bodies and deeply personal choices, and how some people choose to celebrate “pride.”

Simpleton suckers. Stupid saps. Played like fools. They always take the rage bait. Meanwhile, they’re getting screwed on every front by the same people and forces they worship in the sick MAGA cult. They continue blaming the wrong people.

The MAGA outrage wheel of misfortune is always spinning.

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EIGHT HOURS OF ROAD RAGE

If you saw THIS GUY posting 50 times to Facebook in just one night, MOST OF US WOULD BLOCK HIM instantly. We’d think he’s insane

To get a clear picture of just how sick and grossly self-obsessed this megalomaniac currently occupying the White House is, just read through this frenzied string of disturbing social media posts taken over several hours.

These texts were each posted overnight by Trump. Taken separately, several are deeply disturbing — revealing obsessions that appear to be worsening. Collectively, they prove an appalling disconnect from reality and astounding lack of self-awareness. Here we see a ticking time bomb of rage, deep personal grievances, a compulsion for revenge — all wrapped up in constant never-ending nauseating self-flattery. We also see multiple fake images, wild exaggerations, and many outright lies.

Only Trump’s most incendiary posts are usually regurgitated in mainstream media. There are so many jaw-dropping statements, it’s impossible to keep up. However, what we rarely see is THE COMPLETE PICTURE. When taken as a whole, it’s frightening.

It’s truly astonishing to observe this level of disconnect and the degree of obsessive compulsion that’s on display here. If this was the night manager of a fast-food restaurant, we’d look at him as a deeply disturbed individual. The fact it’s coming from the President is unfathomable.

So, how exactly are any of these posts about making the country “great again?” Where’s the display of concern for working-class people? Where’s the focus on the nation’s numerous problems? Where’s any display of humanity? Where’s the focus on his idiotic war disaster with Iran that’s created global chaos?

Read the summations of each post. It’s all about HIM. Always about HIM. Not aMErica first…..but ME FIRST.

I cut and pasted the following chronicle of Trump own posts last night from 11:15 pm to 7:59 am (credit to Jo Beam):

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11:15 AM – Trump attacks judge who said he couldn’t put his name on the Kennedy Center
12:03 PM – Says he may perform and give a speech at the America 250 event instead of artists who cancelled
12:08 PM – Says Obama filled the Reflecting Pool with Garbage
12:09 PM – Attacks Biden
12:09 PM – Posts edited photo of Columbus Circle in DC with the caption “CLEAN”
12:10 PM – Attacks Biden again
12:11 PM – Posts AI photo of him and George Washington riding horses in front of the White House with a space shuttle and race car in the background
12:11 PM – Attacks Rosie O’Donnell
12:11 PM – Posts photo of him in front of the American flag
12:11 PM – Brags about his endorsed candidates winning
12:12 PM – Attack Obama and Biden over the reflecting pool
12:12 PM – Posts photo of him pointing at the camera
12:13 PM – Posts photo of the UFC event cage he’s building at the White House
12:13 PM – Posts an AI image of a “golden dome” for the White House
12:15 PM – Defends Jaxson Dart, calling him a “winner” and his critics “losers”
12:45 PM – Posts an AI image of him as a NY Knicks basketball player dunking on Governor Kathy Hochul
12:56 PM – Posts an AI image of him with Tom Brady
1:03 PM – Posts a garbage can labeling it “The Obama Presidential Library”
1:16 PM – Says America is back
1:16 PM – Says America is back again
1:16 PM – Says America is back for the 3rd time
1:55 PM – Posts an AI image of him golfing
2:55 PM – Says he’s in “excellent health” lol
3:17 PM – Promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump
4:33 PM – Attacks the Pope again
4:54 PM – Posts a weird image of him staring at Greenland (which he has posted already)
4:57 PM – Posts an AI image of the “drone port” he wants to build on top of the ballroom
5:33 PM – Attacks Biden
5:33 PM – Attacks Biden x2
5:34 PM – Attacks Biden x3
5:34 PM – Attacks Biden x4
5:34 PM – Attacks Biden x5
5:35 PM – Posts cartoon image of Governors Newsom, Pritzker, and Hochul saying they like crime (Trump is a felon)
5:36 PM – Posts meme about Republicans who voted to release the Epstein files losing their primaries
5:36 PM – Posts an old tweet of his where he attacks “disloyal” Republicans
5:37 PM – Posts an old tweet where he said he wants to stop the world from “killing itself”
5:37 PM – Posts a mock up of a “Trump Peace Prize” which may be the most useless peace prize known to man
5:37 PM – Posts a photo of a B-2 bomber with the caption “Trump energy 2026”
5:37 PM – Posts a photo of his face on Mount Rushmore
5:38 PM – Posts an image of him kissing the American flag (he’s the least patriotic president we’ve ever had)
5:39 PM – Compares himself to George Washington
5:39 PM – Says you were convinced to think a photo of a family sitting on a car is “evil” and billions were spent to do that (???)
5:50 PM – Says we should “physically audit” Fort Knox
5:50 PM – Posts an image of him cosplaying as a navy commander
5:51 PM – Posts another image of his face on Mount Rushmore
5:51 PM – Posts another photo of him and George Washington
6:09 PM – Attacks Biden again
6:09 PM – Attacks Biden x2
6:09 PM – Attacks Biden x3
6:09 PM – Posts an old photo of himself and King Charles
6:12 PM – Posts an old photo of himself and President XI in China
6:12 PM – Posts another photo of himself and President Xi
6:22 PM – Posts a photo of himself walking in China
6:48 PM – Says the U.S. should have a ballroom because China has one
7:03 PM – Says he wants to cancel his America 250 celebration and replace it with a MAGA rally
7:56 PM – Promotes far-Right extremist Mark Levin’s show on Fox News
7:59 PM – Promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump
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If you saw THIS GUY posting 50 times in ONE NIGHT to Facebook, MOST OF US WOULD BLOCK HIM. We’d think he’s INSANE.

Who would have ever thought this depth of madness on full display would ever be possible in this country?

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Disgraceful and embarrassing.

What next? Pawn Stars tents? Cockfights? Midget tossing? Girls in bikinis wrestling in jello?

Maybe they’ll turn the South Lawn into a giant parking lot for gas-guzzling monster trucks and tote-the-note rust buckets. Warm watered-down beer on tap. Premium seating on stuffed brown suede sofas splitting apart. A metal spike hammered into the former rose garden to tether chained pit bulls.

When it comes to the orange ass-slob, nothing surprises nor shocks me anymore.

Fucking lowlife trailer trash. Yet another desecration of the office and shame of our nation.

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