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        <description>We kink talk about it!
Perverted Podcast is a humorous kinky, BDSM talk show about exploring your sex, building better relationships and play scenes and not making you feel bad for wanting to do it! 
 NSFW!!!  Listener discretion is advised!
We are NOT a show for kids!
We talk and make jokes about sex, kinks, BDSM and scary stuff.
YOU MIGHT BE OFFENDED...and so will we!!</description>
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        <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
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 We hope to entertain and educate the world about the positive aspects of the " kinky lifestyle", &#13;
 as well as poking fun at the not so glamorous shortcummings (hee hee I said "cummings")&#13;
 of those involved...... ummm...including ourselves.&#13;
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This is an " interactive listener " kinda show that relies on the email questions and comments of our fine Perverted Podcast listeners, fans and even haters.&#13;
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We are NOT a show for kids, we talk about the dirtiest nastiest sex and kinks out there, as well as act out some of these kinks live during the show.&#13;
 Why???...because it's fucking fun...DUH!&#13;
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Listener/Viewer discretion is advised!&#13;
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Every week you can hear Count Boogie, Phi, Kathy, Abyss and all the other Perverted Podcast characters freaks and segment producers unleash their wisdom/clever bullshit, comedy and lust on the world in hopes of showing people that it's not only OK to be your own sexual self...but it's fucking fun!!&#13;
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      <title>453_Is_kinky_baggage_a_good_thing</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 15:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:11:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you've lived (kinky sex lifestyle or not), you have baggage. Is baggage always bad?? Is there beneficial baggage? We kink talk about it!
Before that we tackle kinky relationship expectations both online and the real BDSM public scene.
What can/should you expect from this lifestyle...We kink talk about it!
Perverted Podcast for 11 years has had discussions on how to navigate your kinky sex/BDSM journey in a way that is hopefully fun, safer, and better for your personal growth. The more opinions you have the more options and choices you have to make for yourself!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you've lived (kinky sex lifestyle or not), you…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you've lived (kinky sex lifestyle or not), you have baggage. Is baggage always bad?? Is there beneficial baggage? We kink talk about it!
Before that we tackle kinky relationship expectations both online and the real BDSM public scene.
What can/should you expect from this lifestyle...We kink talk about it!
Perverted Podcast for 11 years has had discussions on how to navigate your kinky sex/BDSM journey in a way that is hopefully fun, safer, and better for your personal growth. The more opinions you have the more options and choices you have to make for yourself!
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      <title>452_Can_I_Dominate_myself_if_my_partner_can't</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In the kinky sex / BDSM lifestyle it is well known that relationships have times for lots of play and times where life gets in the way (careers, family, health etc.) Some people turn to self play and some people wonder if it's healthy to do while in a relationship...We Kink Talk about It!
Then...A young woman goes to her first kinky sex / BDSM party and has a blast...BUT, then feels regret later about liking it. This is actually very normal so...We Kink Talk about It!
Perverted Podcast is a kinky sex / BDSM talk show with years of experience and 100's of events, play scenes , wins and losses that we talk honestly about. If you are new, curious or a kinky veteran, there will be something in it for you. The more opinions you have the more choices you can make for yourself!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the kinky sex / BDSM lifestyle it is well know…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In the kinky sex / BDSM lifestyle it is well known that relationships have times for lots of play and times where life gets in the way (careers, family, health etc.) Some people turn to self play and some people wonder if it's healthy to do while in a relationship...We Kink Talk about It!
Then...A young woman goes to her first kinky sex / BDSM party and has a blast...BUT, then feels regret later about liking it. This is actually very normal so...We Kink Talk about It!
Perverted Podcast is a kinky sex / BDSM talk show with years of experience and 100's of events, play scenes , wins and losses that we talk honestly about. If you are new, curious or a kinky veteran, there will be something in it for you. The more opinions you have the more choices you can make for yourself!</description>
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      <title>451_Do you HAVE to like kinky sex pain???</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 16:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When we think of kinky sex and BDSM we think sado-masochist  pain pain pain!
But does kinky sex and BDSM HAVE to include pain? Short answer "no" not at all, but yes some people actually like it. Your desires and limits are the perfect one's for you and there are benefits at ALL levels.
So, what happens at those different levels?? Well...we kink talk about that!
Perverted Podcast has been serving the global kinky and kink curious communities for 11 years.
We joke and talk dirty but, we also have decades of combined experience in kinky sex, BDSM and making mistakes in personal and sexual relationships. :D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When we think of kinky sex and BDSM we think sado…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When we think of kinky sex and BDSM we think sado-masochist  pain pain pain!
But does kinky sex and BDSM HAVE to include pain? Short answer "no" not at all, but yes some people actually like it. Your desires and limits are the perfect one's for you and there are benefits at ALL levels.
So, what happens at those different levels?? Well...we kink talk about that!
Perverted Podcast has been serving the global kinky and kink curious communities for 11 years.
We joke and talk dirty but, we also have decades of combined experience in kinky sex, BDSM and making mistakes in personal and sexual relationships. :D</description>
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      <title>450 Recharging your kinky desires</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 16:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:04:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes we think our fetishes, kinks and sexual desires are uncommon when in fact many people sexually do the same kinky thing! That means there is a lot of information and sexual/kinky trial and error that has already been done for you...so We kink talk about that! 
We also covered what to do when you feel that you are losing your desire and inspiration towards your kinks and what my be the cause and solutions to pump your kinky headspace back up!
Perverted Podcast is a bi-monthly sex positive kinky sex / BDSM and Power dynamic talk show that gives opinions and advice from people who have lived years in the public BDSM/kink and sex positive community. The more information you have...the better choices you can make for yourself and with your partners!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes we think our fetishes, kinks and sexual…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sometimes we think our fetishes, kinks and sexual desires are uncommon when in fact many people sexually do the same kinky thing! That means there is a lot of information and sexual/kinky trial and error that has already been done for you...so We kink talk about that! 
We also covered what to do when you feel that you are losing your desire and inspiration towards your kinks and what my be the cause and solutions to pump your kinky headspace back up!
Perverted Podcast is a bi-monthly sex positive kinky sex / BDSM and Power dynamic talk show that gives opinions and advice from people who have lived years in the public BDSM/kink and sex positive community. The more information you have...the better choices you can make for yourself and with your partners!</description>
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      <title>449_That's not BDSM that's actually abuse.</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 15:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/449_thats-not-bdsm-thats</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Oh my dear kinky or kink-curious people this is a wild episode that goes from BDSM as a disguise for abuse to anal without lube? lol We kink talk about! 
Perverted Podcast is a sex positive, ethical kink and sexuality talk show where our combined years of mess ups and wins hopefully give you hope, inspiration and warnings.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Oh my dear kinky or kink-curious people this is a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Oh my dear kinky or kink-curious people this is a wild episode that goes from BDSM as a disguise for abuse to anal without lube? lol We kink talk about! 
Perverted Podcast is a sex positive, ethical kink and sexuality talk show where our combined years of mess ups and wins hopefully give you hope, inspiration and warnings.</description>
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      <title>448_Can_you_be_a_sexual_virgin_in_a_BDSM_club</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/448_can_you_be_a_sexual_virgin</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When you are new in the kinky sex / BDSM lifestyle and ready to go to a BDSM type dugeon/club there are many valid questions, concerns, fears and insecurities based on the fact that you only know what you know...until you learn something new. So, don't judge yourself for what you don't know, just put in a little self kinky effort to ask questions (preferably before you jump in) and get that information.
Can you be a virgin at BDSM club...well We Kink Talk about it!  
Perverted Podcast is dedicated to having conversations about the kinky stuff you're curious about.
We are 3 normal kinky people with many years of experience (which means lots of mistakes...lol) and we do our best to help you navigate your kinky sex / BDSM journey in the most positive way possible!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When you are new in the kinky sex / BDSM lifestyl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When you are new in the kinky sex / BDSM lifestyle and ready to go to a BDSM type dugeon/club there are many valid questions, concerns, fears and insecurities based on the fact that you only know what you know...until you learn something new. So, don't judge yourself for what you don't know, just put in a little self kinky effort to ask questions (preferably before you jump in) and get that information.
Can you be a virgin at BDSM club...well We Kink Talk about it!  
Perverted Podcast is dedicated to having conversations about the kinky stuff you're curious about.
We are 3 normal kinky people with many years of experience (which means lots of mistakes...lol) and we do our best to help you navigate your kinky sex / BDSM journey in the most positive way possible!
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      <title>What is Perversion #447  Perverted Podcast a kinky sex talk show!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 15:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/what-is-perversion-447</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode we kink talk about the terms we use in the BDSM /kinky sex community and how they can help or hurt the conversations you have with non-kinky people, friends and family that have their own ideas about what horrible perverted things we do here...lol
We also find out what famous musicians our listeners want to have kinky sex with and other fun stuff!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode we kink talk about the terms we u…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this episode we kink talk about the terms we use in the BDSM /kinky sex community and how they can help or hurt the conversations you have with non-kinky people, friends and family that have their own ideas about what horrible perverted things we do here...lol
We also find out what famous musicians our listeners want to have kinky sex with and other fun stuff!</description>
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      <title>446 Can a new Dominant discipline me???</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2026 16:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/446-can-a-new-dominant</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is it ok for a new dominant to impose punishments or disciplines in a new dynamic? Why or why not?
We kink talk about it!
What happens when someone in your relationship doesn't give you clear answers to your questions that you absolutely deserve to ask until you "Get it"??
We kink talk about that too!
Whether you are new to BDSM /kinky sex relationships or been around decades there is ALWAYS something new to think about and learn to keep your relationships healthy, safer and fun!
Perverted Podcast is here to help you kink think and challenge you to be your best ethical pervert!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is it ok for a new dominant to impose punishments…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is it ok for a new dominant to impose punishments or disciplines in a new dynamic? Why or why not?
We kink talk about it!
What happens when someone in your relationship doesn't give you clear answers to your questions that you absolutely deserve to ask until you "Get it"??
We kink talk about that too!
Whether you are new to BDSM /kinky sex relationships or been around decades there is ALWAYS something new to think about and learn to keep your relationships healthy, safer and fun!
Perverted Podcast is here to help you kink think and challenge you to be your best ethical pervert!</description>
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      <title>Being led on by Fake Doms 445_Perverted Podcast BDSM  kinky sex talk show</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2026 16:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/being-led-on-by-fake-doms</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We all fantasize about our perfect kinky sex partner, lover, soul mate, but are you working on yourself enough to attract that level of mate? We kink talk about it! Then we talk about wanting a self proclaimed "SUPER UBER KINKY DOMLY DOM" who actually is not only that, but they are also using you. We kink talk about that too!! Perverted Podcast is dedicated to having solid, honest conversations about the realities of not only the kinky sex / BDSM lifestyle but our own personal betterment...or at least our attempt at it...lol Learn from our MANY mistakes! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We all fantasize about our perfect kinky sex part…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We all fantasize about our perfect kinky sex partner, lover, soul mate, but are you working on yourself enough to attract that level of mate? We kink talk about it! Then we talk about wanting a self proclaimed "SUPER UBER KINKY DOMLY DOM" who actually is not only that, but they are also using you. We kink talk about that too!! Perverted Podcast is dedicated to having solid, honest conversations about the realities of not only the kinky sex / BDSM lifestyle but our own personal betterment...or at least our attempt at it...lol Learn from our MANY mistakes! </description>
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      <title>CNC ya later__ a kinky sex BDSM adventure_Episode_444</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2026 20:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/cnc-ya-later-a-kinky-sex-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When you are on your BDSM/kinky sex journey and you meet "that person" the changes your point of view about who you are sexually or whether you are Dominant or submissive 100% of the time, that can be wonderful and terrifying at the same time! Don't worry the universe is changing constantly and so are you! We kink talk about it.
Then...Uncle Creepy and Boogie talk about...um well let's just say can you smoke a thing that leaves your body at a heightened sexual moment??? yah...we kink talked about that too...lol A lot of people have apparently tried this. Is it safe? We kink talk about it on the world's great kinky sex BDSM podcast...Perverted Podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When you are on your BDSM/kinky sex journey and y…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When you are on your BDSM/kinky sex journey and you meet "that person" the changes your point of view about who you are sexually or whether you are Dominant or submissive 100% of the time, that can be wonderful and terrifying at the same time! Don't worry the universe is changing constantly and so are you! We kink talk about it.
Then...Uncle Creepy and Boogie talk about...um well let's just say can you smoke a thing that leaves your body at a heightened sexual moment??? yah...we kink talked about that too...lol A lot of people have apparently tried this. Is it safe? We kink talk about it on the world's great kinky sex BDSM podcast...Perverted Podcast!</description>
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      <title>443_With great kinking comes...   a BDSM sex talk podcast of magic and kinky wonder!</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 00:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/443_with-great-kinking-comes-a-bdsm-sex-talk-podcast-of-magic-and-kinky-wonder</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So you've been watching some kinky BDSM porn or reading kinky sex erotica and now your brain is sexed up and hooked! But your partner say "no way" this is a VERY common problem in long term relationships and we Kink talk about it. Then...what happens when a kinky partner thinks the relationship is MORE that you think it is? We kink talk about that too!
Perverted Podcast is normal kinky people with a lot of experience sharing all their knowledge and more realistically OUR MISTAKES we've made along the way to help you navigate your kinky sex and BDSM adventures in a way that is hopefully fun and good for everyone involved.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So you've been watching some kinky BDSM porn or r…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So you've been watching some kinky BDSM porn or reading kinky sex erotica and now your brain is sexed up and hooked! But your partner say "no way" this is a VERY common problem in long term relationships and we Kink talk about it. Then...what happens when a kinky partner thinks the relationship is MORE that you think it is? We kink talk about that too!
Perverted Podcast is normal kinky people with a lot of experience sharing all their knowledge and more realistically OUR MISTAKES we've made along the way to help you navigate your kinky sex and BDSM adventures in a way that is hopefully fun and good for everyone involved.</description>
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      <title>442 Kink might actually require you to work!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2026 17:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/442-kink-might-actually-require-you-to-work</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Being in the BDSM or Kinky Sex lifestyle requires many dedicated people to actually put in their time and effort to run all of the munches, parties, classes, mixers, and event and the vast majority of that is volunteer work. So what if you see a great need in your local community that isn't being filled???
We kink talk about it!  Then we talk about a person who tried out her kinky fantasies for the first time with a real partner and she didn't like it as much as the fantasy. Don't worry, there are many reasons for this. We kink talk about! Perverted Podcast is dedicated to have good discussions about topics you are thinking about in your kinky sex, BDSM lives. The more opinions you have, the more choices you have to move forward on your kinky sex journey.  </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Being in the BDSM or Kinky Sex lifestyle requires…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Being in the BDSM or Kinky Sex lifestyle requires many dedicated people to actually put in their time and effort to run all of the munches, parties, classes, mixers, and event and the vast majority of that is volunteer work. So what if you see a great need in your local community that isn't being filled???
We kink talk about it!  Then we talk about a person who tried out her kinky fantasies for the first time with a real partner and she didn't like it as much as the fantasy. Don't worry, there are many reasons for this. We kink talk about! Perverted Podcast is dedicated to have good discussions about topics you are thinking about in your kinky sex, BDSM lives. The more opinions you have, the more choices you have to move forward on your kinky sex journey.  </description>
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      <title>441 Remember that porno we made?</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2025 17:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/441-remember-that-porno-we-made</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>BDSM, Kinky sex or non-kinky sex...the problem is the same if you make a sex video with a partner and then break up. Uncle Creepy and Count Boogie look into your future in this episode. Beyond the hottness and after the love is gone. But, first Count Boogie and PathGirl talk about the Magic Wand and all the kinky good bad and ugly that goes with it. 
Perverted Podcast is a show that digs into your kinky sex and BDSM fantasies to help get between the real and dangerous.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>BDSM, Kinky sex or non-kinky sex...the problem is…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>BDSM, Kinky sex or non-kinky sex...the problem is the same if you make a sex video with a partner and then break up. Uncle Creepy and Count Boogie look into your future in this episode. Beyond the hottness and after the love is gone. But, first Count Boogie and PathGirl talk about the Magic Wand and all the kinky good bad and ugly that goes with it. 
Perverted Podcast is a show that digs into your kinky sex and BDSM fantasies to help get between the real and dangerous.</description>
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      <title>440 Kinky Consideration failures</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 20:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/440-kinky-consideration-failures</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>BDSM and kinky sex relationships are no different then non-kinky relationships when it comes to considering the feelings of your partners.  Selfish people suck in all walks of life, and expectations can be unrealistic. We kink talk about these and other sexy topics every other week! Perverted Podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>BDSM and kinky sex relationships are no different…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>BDSM and kinky sex relationships are no different then non-kinky relationships when it comes to considering the feelings of your partners.  Selfish people suck in all walks of life, and expectations can be unrealistic. We kink talk about these and other sexy topics every other week! Perverted Podcast!</description>
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      <title>439  Do you HAVE to tell  them</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2025 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/439-do-you-have-to-tell-them</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A kinky festival tragic flavors on this episode! BUT important to talk about!
WHAT happens when you try to defend kink/BDSM to a friend or family member
by coming out to them as kinky, and they freak out and reject you??? YIKES!
We kink talk about that!
WHAT happens when your kink dynamic fades and a partner takes their life out on you
in a negative way?
We kink talke about that too!
Of course in between there is fun and discussion of sexy play and even Uncle Creepy's fun 
kinky clown play scene!
Lot's to hear and think about every episode of the wonderous circus of BDSM mayhem
that IS Perverted Podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A kinky festival tragic flavors on this episode! …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A kinky festival tragic flavors on this episode! BUT important to talk about!
WHAT happens when you try to defend kink/BDSM to a friend or family member
by coming out to them as kinky, and they freak out and reject you??? YIKES!
We kink talk about that!
WHAT happens when your kink dynamic fades and a partner takes their life out on you
in a negative way?
We kink talke about that too!
Of course in between there is fun and discussion of sexy play and even Uncle Creepy's fun 
kinky clown play scene!
Lot's to hear and think about every episode of the wonderous circus of BDSM mayhem
that IS Perverted Podcast!</description>
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      <title>438  She surprised me in bed</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2025 17:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/438-she-surprised-me-in-bed</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes you just figure it out in bed with your partners...BUT that has a much lower success rate than learning how to talk about kink, kinky sex and BDSM desires leading into the bedroom. Perverted Podcast will give you some tips on how to have those conversations that can lead to life changing amazing kink and sex! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes you just figure it out in bed with your…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sometimes you just figure it out in bed with your partners...BUT that has a much lower success rate than learning how to talk about kink, kinky sex and BDSM desires leading into the bedroom. Perverted Podcast will give you some tips on how to have those conversations that can lead to life changing amazing kink and sex! </description>
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      <title>437  Subspace games</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2025 15:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/437-subspace-games</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>   Subspace (a trance-like state of mind during a BDSM play scene that can
also be euphoric from the release of good feeling brain chemicals) can
be very difficult to communicate while experiencing and some people like
to play with that, but does it "ruin the high" We kink talk about it!

Then Uncle Creepy comes on to talk about something many of us have
felt like when entering a new BDSM club or kink community, which is
feeling like an imposter or not good enough to be liked.
We kink talk about it!
This...plus a bunch of other BDSM kinky sex musings and of course
inappropriate jokes and blabbings about this amazing sexual wold with live in 
That we kink talk about it about on Perverted Podcast.

Halloween song at the very end of episode is "Run and Trip" by Count Boogie</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>   Subspace (a trance-like state of mind during a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>   Subspace (a trance-like state of mind during a BDSM play scene that can
also be euphoric from the release of good feeling brain chemicals) can
be very difficult to communicate while experiencing and some people like
to play with that, but does it "ruin the high" We kink talk about it!

Then Uncle Creepy comes on to talk about something many of us have
felt like when entering a new BDSM club or kink community, which is
feeling like an imposter or not good enough to be liked.
We kink talk about it!
This...plus a bunch of other BDSM kinky sex musings and of course
inappropriate jokes and blabbings about this amazing sexual wold with live in 
That we kink talk about it about on Perverted Podcast.

Halloween song at the very end of episode is "Run and Trip" by Count Boogie</description>
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      <title>436 Solo at unknown kink club</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2025 16:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/436-solo-at-unknown-kink-club</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>436 Solo at unknown kink club by Count Boogie</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>436 Solo at unknown kink club by Count Boogie</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>436 Solo at unknown kink club by Count Boogie</description>
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      <title>435_Your kinky brain doesn't trust like you</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 21:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/435_your-kinky-brain-doesnt-trust-like-you</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>435_Your kinky brain doesn't trust like you by Count Boogie</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>435_Your kinky brain doesn't trust like you by Co…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>435_Your kinky brain doesn't trust like you by Count Boogie</description>
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      <title>434_When_kinky_real_is_more_more_than_you_kinky_thought</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 19:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/434_when_kinky_real_is_more_mo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In your world of kinky sex exploration you will often hit sexual obstacles whether physical or mental that prove that maybe your sexual fantasies need a bit more care and prep before getting freaky in the real sex world. But maybe you just need some good celebrity filthy fantasies to give you some ideas??? lol We talk about all these things and more twice a month on the greatest'ish kinky sex BDSM podcast on the internet. Perverted Podcast</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In your world of kinky sex exploration you will o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In your world of kinky sex exploration you will often hit sexual obstacles whether physical or mental that prove that maybe your sexual fantasies need a bit more care and prep before getting freaky in the real sex world. But maybe you just need some good celebrity filthy fantasies to give you some ideas??? lol We talk about all these things and more twice a month on the greatest'ish kinky sex BDSM podcast on the internet. Perverted Podcast</description>
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      <title>433 Humiliation and Survivor Scars</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2025 15:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/433-humiliation-and-survivor-scars</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In the kinky sex world, humiliation play is NOT for everyone and can actually be dangerous. BDSM is not therapy, but some of the things we do can have very therapeutic affects. Sex and kink have risks just like any other contact sport. Let's talk about those kinks and see if we can't give more options to keep your BDSM and kinky sex more positive....and FUN!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the kinky sex world, humiliation play is NOT f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In the kinky sex world, humiliation play is NOT for everyone and can actually be dangerous. BDSM is not therapy, but some of the things we do can have very therapeutic affects. Sex and kink have risks just like any other contact sport. Let's talk about those kinks and see if we can't give more options to keep your BDSM and kinky sex more positive....and FUN!</description>
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      <title>432_Red_tide_sexy_pants</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2025 16:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/432_red_tide_sexy_pants</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>BDSM or just being kinky...there are things we know about sex, but there are always things about sex we didn't think of or consider. Relationships are hard enough alone, so let Perverted Podcast be your unfiltered friend that you can ask anything without shocking us. Sexually we are all freaks, so it's just a matter of getting our kinky freak on without hurting ourselves or others.
Be your best pervert and join us in the kinky world of Perverted Podcast </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>BDSM or just being kinky...there are things we kn…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>BDSM or just being kinky...there are things we know about sex, but there are always things about sex we didn't think of or consider. Relationships are hard enough alone, so let Perverted Podcast be your unfiltered friend that you can ask anything without shocking us. Sexually we are all freaks, so it's just a matter of getting our kinky freak on without hurting ourselves or others.
Be your best pervert and join us in the kinky world of Perverted Podcast </description>
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      <title>431_Overly_needy_partners</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 21:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/431_overly_needy_partners</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Perverted Podcast is your source for good BDSM, kinky sex information that will help not only your sex life and kinky curiosities with your partners, but also help you navigate your kinky communication. From very light and teasy sex to more extreme activities, we've done it ALL (almost) and help you explore your kinks and sexuality with more confidence and hopefully less bad stuff. Let's talk about dirty kinky sexy stuff and live our best adult lives! GO SEX! Go kink!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Perverted Podcast is your source for good BDSM, k…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Perverted Podcast is your source for good BDSM, kinky sex information that will help not only your sex life and kinky curiosities with your partners, but also help you navigate your kinky communication. From very light and teasy sex to more extreme activities, we've done it ALL (almost) and help you explore your kinks and sexuality with more confidence and hopefully less bad stuff. Let's talk about dirty kinky sexy stuff and live our best adult lives! GO SEX! Go kink!</description>
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      <title>430 If you can't own your F ups...</title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:15:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Kinky sex play and BDSM both are amazing and fun! But...as with any sport or physical activity there are risks. What happens when it goes bad? Are you ready? We talk about that and more on this amazing kinky episode of Perverted Podcast.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kinky sex play and BDSM both are amazing and fun!…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kinky sex play and BDSM both are amazing and fun! But...as with any sport or physical activity there are risks. What happens when it goes bad? Are you ready? We talk about that and more on this amazing kinky episode of Perverted Podcast.</description>
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      <title>429_Sometimes_kinky_people_mess_up</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2025 17:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>If you mess up in your kinky sex relationships, sometimes you just gotta put in the time to make it right. That and other perverted, kinky, BDSM discussion and a lot of inappropriate jokes. All brought to you here by Perverted Podcast</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you mess up in your kinky sex relationships, s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you mess up in your kinky sex relationships, sometimes you just gotta put in the time to make it right. That and other perverted, kinky, BDSM discussion and a lot of inappropriate jokes. All brought to you here by Perverted Podcast</description>
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      <title>428_Don't kink angry</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2025 23:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:10:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes you have to take a step back from the kinky sex play and take a look inside before you proceed. Not every sin is a deal breaker but a red flag should never go unchecked or ignored. This was Uncle Creepy's first episode as a regular Perverted Podcast host!
Perverte Podcast is a bi-monthly BDSM, Kink, sex positive humor based talk show that talks about all sorts of sex and kink but also focuses on the head space, psychology and inter personal relationships that we have together.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes you have to take a step back from the k…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sometimes you have to take a step back from the kinky sex play and take a look inside before you proceed. Not every sin is a deal breaker but a red flag should never go unchecked or ignored. This was Uncle Creepy's first episode as a regular Perverted Podcast host!
Perverte Podcast is a bi-monthly BDSM, Kink, sex positive humor based talk show that talks about all sorts of sex and kink but also focuses on the head space, psychology and inter personal relationships that we have together.</description>
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      <title>427_Enygma's kinky send off</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2025 16:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/427_enygmas-kinky-send-off</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:18:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After many kinky sex exploring conversations Enygma is moving on to new adventures. We wish him the best and have a great last segment! And of course all sorts of depraved kinky discussions and dirty jokes as per normal on the world's coolest BDSM podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After many kinky sex exploring conversations Enyg…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After many kinky sex exploring conversations Enygma is moving on to new adventures. We wish him the best and have a great last segment! And of course all sorts of depraved kinky discussions and dirty jokes as per normal on the world's coolest BDSM podcast!</description>
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      <title>426 Knives and kink and sex O MY!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2025 19:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/426-knives-and-kink-and-sex-o-my</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Every new type of sex, fetish or kink can spin us into a sexual frenzy! But, we have to keep our heads on straight or risk harm to ourselves and our kinky partners!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Every new type of sex, fetish or kink can spin us…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Every new type of sex, fetish or kink can spin us into a sexual frenzy! But, we have to keep our heads on straight or risk harm to ourselves and our kinky partners!</description>
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      <title>425 Sexual incompatibility</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2025 17:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/425-sexual-incompatibility</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Another kinky sex salad with perverted toppings! How do you do mouth things on your submissive if you are Dominant??? How do you deal with sexual incompatibility? We get out the whip and take a crack at these and other topics, plus just some good old fashioned inappropriate jokes and conversations!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Another kinky sex salad with perverted toppings! …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Another kinky sex salad with perverted toppings! How do you do mouth things on your submissive if you are Dominant??? How do you deal with sexual incompatibility? We get out the whip and take a crack at these and other topics, plus just some good old fashioned inappropriate jokes and conversations!</description>
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      <title>424_The element of surprise kink</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 20:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/424_the-element-of-surprise-kink</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Some people need a lot of negotiation before trying kinky BDSM stuff in bed and some like the element of surprise in their kink / BDSM. But that surprise can bring more risk for things going sexually wrong. So we give you some things to think about that will help you make better kinky choices for yourself!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Some people need a lot of negotiation before tryi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Some people need a lot of negotiation before trying kinky BDSM stuff in bed and some like the element of surprise in their kink / BDSM. But that surprise can bring more risk for things going sexually wrong. So we give you some things to think about that will help you make better kinky choices for yourself!</description>
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      <title>423 The Kinky Show must go on!!</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/423-the-kinky-show-must-go-on</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Well...Boogie was sick and lost his voice, but THE KINKY SHOW MUST GO ON! So picture this episode as a frog talking about kinky sex and BDSM dynamics! lol
Still a fun show with lots of good stuff and perversion!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well...Boogie was sick and lost his voice, but TH…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Well...Boogie was sick and lost his voice, but THE KINKY SHOW MUST GO ON! So picture this episode as a frog talking about kinky sex and BDSM dynamics! lol
Still a fun show with lots of good stuff and perversion!</description>
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      <title>422 Loud Sex thin walls</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/422-loud-sex-thin-walls</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How do you have kinky sex with BDSM play in an apartment with thin walls? Does this hinder your BDSM play? Orrrrrr do you just have to be creative??
We talk all about that and other fun sex positive BDSM and kinky sex topics right here 2 times a month on Perverted Podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How do you have kinky sex with BDSM play in an ap…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How do you have kinky sex with BDSM play in an apartment with thin walls? Does this hinder your BDSM play? Orrrrrr do you just have to be creative??
We talk all about that and other fun sex positive BDSM and kinky sex topics right here 2 times a month on Perverted Podcast!</description>
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      <title>421 The Kinky talk...Sooner or later?</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/421-the-kinky-talksooner-or-later</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How much of your kinky sex life do you have before you die? Do you have years to waste on dates with people you aren't going to connect to? BDSM is a rare match to find in your sexual journey, so if it's important to you then have that conversation EARLY in your dating relationships.
We talk about this on our amazing BDSM and kinky sex podcast!
Learn from our mistakes! lol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How much of your kinky sex life do you have befor…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How much of your kinky sex life do you have before you die? Do you have years to waste on dates with people you aren't going to connect to? BDSM is a rare match to find in your sexual journey, so if it's important to you then have that conversation EARLY in your dating relationships.
We talk about this on our amazing BDSM and kinky sex podcast!
Learn from our mistakes! lol</description>
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      <title>420_Poly_Roleplay</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Feb 2025 23:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/420_poly_roleplay</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Can you kinky fantasy roleplay poly to spice up mono sexual relationship?? Why not? Your BDSM opportunities are sexually vast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Can you kinky fantasy roleplay poly to spice up m…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Can you kinky fantasy roleplay poly to spice up mono sexual relationship?? Why not? Your BDSM opportunities are sexually vast!</description>
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      <title>418_When_I_don't_like_your_kink</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/418_when_i_dont_like_your_kink</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In the bedroom it is sexually common to not match on certain fetishes, kinks and desire with your partner. It does not mean the end of your BDSM kinky sex life. It just means you have a challenge to work on sexually. It's a good thing...really! We'll talk about it on Perverted Podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the bedroom it is sexually common to not match…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In the bedroom it is sexually common to not match on certain fetishes, kinks and desire with your partner. It does not mean the end of your BDSM kinky sex life. It just means you have a challenge to work on sexually. It's a good thing...really! We'll talk about it on Perverted Podcast!</description>
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      <title>417 Golden Christmas</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2024 16:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/417-golden-christmas</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A lot of people have kinky sex fantasies that don't work into good kinky sex realities, but sometimes it's just a matter of learning how it's done in reality and that makes it fun! BDSM are activities that require learning and that's why we need more sex positive, love advice talk shows like Perverted Podcast. The more opinions you have the more options and choices you have in your relationships and sex lives. And the no pc jokes are fun too.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A lot of people have kinky sex fantasies that don…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A lot of people have kinky sex fantasies that don't work into good kinky sex realities, but sometimes it's just a matter of learning how it's done in reality and that makes it fun! BDSM are activities that require learning and that's why we need more sex positive, love advice talk shows like Perverted Podcast. The more opinions you have the more options and choices you have in your relationships and sex lives. And the no pc jokes are fun too.</description>
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      <title>416 Sleepy SEX</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2024 17:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/416-sleepy-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is "Sleepy Sex" (making sexual advances on a sleeping partner) consensual? What are the risks?
BDSM and kinky sex relationships are often sexual trial
and error. That's why Perverted Podcast is always talking
about communication before and after to adapt and adjust
what sexually works better for all the kinky people involved.
Then your favorite BDSM Talk show podcast talks about what
does the Top/Dom personally get out of humiliation scenes and
degrading sexual comments?
All this and a bag of kinky candy in this episode of Perverted Podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is "Sleepy Sex" (making sexual advances on a slee…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is "Sleepy Sex" (making sexual advances on a sleeping partner) consensual? What are the risks?
BDSM and kinky sex relationships are often sexual trial
and error. That's why Perverted Podcast is always talking
about communication before and after to adapt and adjust
what sexually works better for all the kinky people involved.
Then your favorite BDSM Talk show podcast talks about what
does the Top/Dom personally get out of humiliation scenes and
degrading sexual comments?
All this and a bag of kinky candy in this episode of Perverted Podcast!</description>
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      <title>415 Wicked Fantasies</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Nov 2024 17:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:12:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In the world of BDSM and sexual freedom, flying monkeys have a place in our kinky hearts! Path Girl and Boogie have a sexy and straight forward talk about not sexually kink shaming yourself, but also understanding that your kinks and sexual desires may not be for everyone. Lot's of dirty adult NSFW humor and perversion for all on the great BDSM /Kinky sex talk show podcast known to earth!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the world of BDSM and sexual freedom, flying m…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In the world of BDSM and sexual freedom, flying monkeys have a place in our kinky hearts! Path Girl and Boogie have a sexy and straight forward talk about not sexually kink shaming yourself, but also understanding that your kinks and sexual desires may not be for everyone. Lot's of dirty adult NSFW humor and perversion for all on the great BDSM /Kinky sex talk show podcast known to earth!</description>
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      <title>414 Your Kinky True Self_ BDSM Podcast of sexual greatness!</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2024 17:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/414-your-kinky-true-self_bdsm-podcast-of-sexual-greatness</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When your sexuality and your sexual personality are one way and you try to be sexually different than who you are...does that ever really work out? BDSM dynamics and kinky sex play work best when you get to be who and what you are. BDSM conversations, humor and more in the best Kinky sex podcast on the planet! Perverted Podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When your sexuality and your sexual personality a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When your sexuality and your sexual personality are one way and you try to be sexually different than who you are...does that ever really work out? BDSM dynamics and kinky sex play work best when you get to be who and what you are. BDSM conversations, humor and more in the best Kinky sex podcast on the planet! Perverted Podcast!</description>
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      <title>413 Two Headed Halloween 2024</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2024 15:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/413-two-headed-halloween-2024</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dirty Halloween topics to inspire your spooky sex life. It's fun to live your BDSM dreams and avoid the nightmares!
Humiliation after the big O?? Is that a thing? Is that sexy?
Sex is a big bowl of kinky candy and sometimes two heads (foreshadowing) are sexually better than one.
Enjoy a sex positive creep-tacular show with your adult kinky hosts with the most. Perverted Podcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dirty Halloween topics to inspire your spooky sex…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dirty Halloween topics to inspire your spooky sex life. It's fun to live your BDSM dreams and avoid the nightmares!
Humiliation after the big O?? Is that a thing? Is that sexy?
Sex is a big bowl of kinky candy and sometimes two heads (foreshadowing) are sexually better than one.
Enjoy a sex positive creep-tacular show with your adult kinky hosts with the most. Perverted Podcast!</description>
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      <title>412 He's Not That Into Aftercare</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2024 17:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/412-hes-not-that-into-aftercare</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:18:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Everyone is different in their needs for touch and aftercare. It's our job to learn how find that out BEFORE you get into the relationship, and Perverted Podcast can help with that.
BDSM and healthy kinky sex play scenes require a little pre and post work to make sure that everyone has fun and wants to play again!
Perverted Podcast is a talk show that gives experienced opinions about kinky sex, relationships and BDSM, alternative lifestyles.
The more opinions you have, the more choices you have!
Join the kinky family!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Everyone is different in their needs for touch an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Everyone is different in their needs for touch and aftercare. It's our job to learn how find that out BEFORE you get into the relationship, and Perverted Podcast can help with that.
BDSM and healthy kinky sex play scenes require a little pre and post work to make sure that everyone has fun and wants to play again!
Perverted Podcast is a talk show that gives experienced opinions about kinky sex, relationships and BDSM, alternative lifestyles.
The more opinions you have, the more choices you have!
Join the kinky family!</description>
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      <title>411 There Is More Than Just Safewords</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2024 16:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/411-there-is-more-than-just-safewords</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:29:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you think only safewords keep you safe are you really that safe?
It's gonna get hot in here, so strap in and lets get kinky sexy and living the BDSM dream!
We take adult talk shows to the next kinky level!
Have better sex with your partners and live your best sexy life</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you think only safewords keep you safe are you…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you think only safewords keep you safe are you really that safe?
It's gonna get hot in here, so strap in and lets get kinky sexy and living the BDSM dream!
We take adult talk shows to the next kinky level!
Have better sex with your partners and live your best sexy life</description>
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      <title>409 Kinky Dynamics Can Damage</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/409-kinky-dynamics-can-damage</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What something means to you can be very different than what it means to your partner. This can have painful results that ruin a kinky dynamic. Join us for a talk that could save you a lot of UN-FUN pain!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What something means to you can be very different…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What something means to you can be very different than what it means to your partner. This can have painful results that ruin a kinky dynamic. Join us for a talk that could save you a lot of UN-FUN pain!</description>
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      <title>408 "Should" Is A Shiddy Shield</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/408-should-is-a-shiddy-shield</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Personal responsibility is not "victim blaming" when it is based in reality. This is a very sensitive subject and we did the best would could to handle it.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Personal responsibility is not "victim blaming" w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Personal responsibility is not "victim blaming" when it is based in reality. This is a very sensitive subject and we did the best would could to handle it.</description>
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      <title>407 Can You Live Without Kink</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/407-can-you-live-without-kink</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to deal with long stretches of time away from the kinky magic you love</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to deal with long stretches of time away from…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to deal with long stretches of time away from the kinky magic you love</description>
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      <title>406 Alpha Penguins-Slut Shamers</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/406-alpha-penguins-slut-shamers</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Feelings are normal, but hiding your feelings behind harming others is weakness. We launch a new term for these insecure individuals on this show. It will change your life and make you want to hug llamas!
Go Go Perverted Podcast!
We are a show that talks about the kinky lifestyle, relationships and how to have the most fun without killing each other!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Feelings are normal, but hiding your feelings beh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Feelings are normal, but hiding your feelings behind harming others is weakness. We launch a new term for these insecure individuals on this show. It will change your life and make you want to hug llamas!
Go Go Perverted Podcast!
We are a show that talks about the kinky lifestyle, relationships and how to have the most fun without killing each other!</description>
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      <title>405 Drugs And Sex And Kink</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/405-drugs-and-sex-and-kink</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>D &amp; F (making whoopee while intoxicated) is a big turn on for many but is right and wrong way to do it? Should you do it. How??
We'll join us and find out, as well as other fun kinky topics!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>D &amp; F (making whoopee while intoxicated) is a big…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>D &amp; F (making whoopee while intoxicated) is a big turn on for many but is right and wrong way to do it? Should you do it. How??
We'll join us and find out, as well as other fun kinky topics!</description>
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      <title>404 BDSM Titles And Mayhem</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/404-bdsm-titles-and-mayhem</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Using titles in your kinky play like Sir, Mam, Mistress, Master, Daddy, Mommy...etc. can surely increase your headspace, but is it always needed or mandatory? Can you still be a good player without them?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Using titles in your kinky play like Sir, Mam, Mi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Using titles in your kinky play like Sir, Mam, Mistress, Master, Daddy, Mommy...etc. can surely increase your headspace, but is it always needed or mandatory? Can you still be a good player without them?</description>
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      <title>403 Does Love Kill The Hotness</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/403-does-love-kill-the-hotness</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Feelings can happen even when you don't want them to. How do you keep them under control in a kinky play relationship that is supposed to be non-romantic?
We talk about all the fun stuff that makes people blush!
Perverted Podcast is there for you!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Feelings can happen even when you don't want them…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Feelings can happen even when you don't want them to. How do you keep them under control in a kinky play relationship that is supposed to be non-romantic?
We talk about all the fun stuff that makes people blush!
Perverted Podcast is there for you!</description>
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      <title>402 Swat Therapy</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/402-swat-therapy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes consensual naughty swats on the bottom can be extremely therapeutic. Let's talk about that and all the other crazy stuff we unleash on your eager minds!!
Humor, love, creative intimacy...it's all here!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes consensual naughty swats on the bottom …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sometimes consensual naughty swats on the bottom can be extremely therapeutic. Let's talk about that and all the other crazy stuff we unleash on your eager minds!!
Humor, love, creative intimacy...it's all here!!</description>
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      <title>401 To Be Spicy Or Not To Be Spicy</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/401-to-be-spicy-or-not-to-be-spicy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Love for Boogie??? ...umm...sorta? Listen and find out!
We also got to see PathGirl get angry over a post where a Dom intentionally hid his sub's collar to see how she would react.
Then Enygma joined to discuss a post about vanilla shaming???
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Love for Boogie??? ...umm...sorta? Listen and fin…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Love for Boogie??? ...umm...sorta? Listen and find out!
We also got to see PathGirl get angry over a post where a Dom intentionally hid his sub's collar to see how she would react.
Then Enygma joined to discuss a post about vanilla shaming???
</description>
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      <title>SHOW 400!  A wild k_nky ride!</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-400-a-wild-kinky-ride</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Back in May of 2015 we started a kinky journey sexual discovery and, K__ky  education. After 400 episodes we have grown (not matured) so much. So for our 400th we have some quick topics, visits from Perverted Podcast legends of the past and Path Girl offers her bottom to be used for the benefit of the listeners LIVE!
Thank you for being here with us all these years!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Back in May of 2015 we started a kinky journey se…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Back in May of 2015 we started a kinky journey sexual discovery and, K__ky  education. After 400 episodes we have grown (not matured) so much. So for our 400th we have some quick topics, visits from Perverted Podcast legends of the past and Path Girl offers her bottom to be used for the benefit of the listeners LIVE!
Thank you for being here with us all these years!</description>
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      <title>399 Kink Vs RUN</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:11:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Edgy, dark, BDSM kinks and fantasies can be a lot of taboo fun...OR it could mean you're dating a serial killer that is hiding their ill intent behind the curtain of "It's my kink" we talk about the difference.
We also cover self sexual acceptance and not having to be the BDSM, kinky sex god of all. 
Join us on the kinky sex thrill ride of a lifetime!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Edgy, dark, BDSM kinks and fantasies can be a lot…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Edgy, dark, BDSM kinks and fantasies can be a lot of taboo fun...OR it could mean you're dating a serial killer that is hiding their ill intent behind the curtain of "It's my kink" we talk about the difference.
We also cover self sexual acceptance and not having to be the BDSM, kinky sex god of all. 
Join us on the kinky sex thrill ride of a lifetime!</description>
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      <title>410 Dirty Words On Flesh</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2024 15:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/410-dirty-words-on-flesh</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Have you ever written naughty things on your lovers body?
Are their risks? Do women live longer if they have more sex???
We talk about this and more and this weeks episode of kinky BDSM mayhem!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Have you ever written naughty things on your love…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Have you ever written naughty things on your lovers body?
Are their risks? Do women live longer if they have more sex???
We talk about this and more and this weeks episode of kinky BDSM mayhem!</description>
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      <title>398 Praise Is Hot And Sexy</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2024 16:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/398-praise-is-hot-and-sexy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Praise and validation during a kinky sex/BDSM play scene is not only sexy, but some really need it. Some people have trouble giving praise and that can make your BDSM/kinky sex play scene and relationship difficult to navigate. But, is there a deeper reason why?
Then Enygma and Count Boogie talked about a kink shaming roommate,  and when is it right to have that conversation and
when are the consequences not worth the risk.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Praise and validation during a kinky sex/BDSM pla…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Praise and validation during a kinky sex/BDSM play scene is not only sexy, but some really need it. Some people have trouble giving praise and that can make your BDSM/kinky sex play scene and relationship difficult to navigate. But, is there a deeper reason why?
Then Enygma and Count Boogie talked about a kink shaming roommate,  and when is it right to have that conversation and
when are the consequences not worth the risk.</description>
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      <title>397 Risks Are Sexy Until They're Not</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2024 23:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/397-risks-are-sexy-until-theyre-not</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There are many things that people choose to do that has a risk of great bodily harm and or even death (Wingsuit, scuba diving, MMA)...well in the BDSM kinky sex world their are certain types of kinky play that have big risks too. You are responsible
to educate yourself before you take your own BDSM risks. 
We talk about this and a whole lot more. Kinky sex, relationships and general Non PC dirty jokes,
all right here on Perverted Podcast.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There are many things that people choose to do th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There are many things that people choose to do that has a risk of great bodily harm and or even death (Wingsuit, scuba diving, MMA)...well in the BDSM kinky sex world their are certain types of kinky play that have big risks too. You are responsible
to educate yourself before you take your own BDSM risks. 
We talk about this and a whole lot more. Kinky sex, relationships and general Non PC dirty jokes,
all right here on Perverted Podcast.</description>
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      <title>396 Ways To Get Dirty With Yourself</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2024 17:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/396-ways-to-get-dirty-with-yourself</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Git spicy with yourself? Why not? Self BDSM can be a lot of fun and a great way to try things and feel sensations that you are curious about.
We also break down a number of kinks, fetishes and BDSM activities that you may not have thought of or never even considered sexually possible!
End show song is Run &amp; Trip which IS the greatest bestest superest horror movie spoof song you will ever hear...today...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Git spicy with yourself? Why not? Self BDSM can b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Git spicy with yourself? Why not? Self BDSM can be a lot of fun and a great way to try things and feel sensations that you are curious about.
We also break down a number of kinks, fetishes and BDSM activities that you may not have thought of or never even considered sexually possible!
End show song is Run &amp; Trip which IS the greatest bestest superest horror movie spoof song you will ever hear...today...:D</description>
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      <title>395 Nazi Roleplay &amp; Famous People Fetishes</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 00:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/395-nazi-roleplay-famous-people-fetishes</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Some types of kinky sex play and BDSM can be taboo and edgy. NOT everyone is into it and or ready for that type of play. 
Adult play requires some ground work to keep it fun. 
Understanding your partners limits is important before you try stuff. Top or bottom it doesn't matter. Everyone has their limits. 
Then Enygma and Boogie talk about fetishes and kinks shared by celebrities and all the other sexy kinky mayhem that makes a Perverted Podcast episode.
We are a talk show that is dedicated to helping people learn how to explore their sexual desires in a way where everyone wins!
Warning...we have no filter an tell a lot of inappropriate jokes.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Some types of kinky sex play and BDSM can be tabo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Some types of kinky sex play and BDSM can be taboo and edgy. NOT everyone is into it and or ready for that type of play. 
Adult play requires some ground work to keep it fun. 
Understanding your partners limits is important before you try stuff. Top or bottom it doesn't matter. Everyone has their limits. 
Then Enygma and Boogie talk about fetishes and kinks shared by celebrities and all the other sexy kinky mayhem that makes a Perverted Podcast episode.
We are a talk show that is dedicated to helping people learn how to explore their sexual desires in a way where everyone wins!
Warning...we have no filter an tell a lot of inappropriate jokes.</description>
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      <title>394 Many Sex Partners Is...</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2024 17:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/394-many-sex-partners-is</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Not all research studies are created equal and can be used to harm,
shame and misguide. We tackled a research study on having 
mulitple sex partners. Then Path Girl volunteered herself to sample
and review another great DomLust.com adult toy!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Not all research studies are created equal and ca…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Not all research studies are created equal and can be used to harm,
shame and misguide. We tackled a research study on having 
mulitple sex partners. Then Path Girl volunteered herself to sample
and review another great DomLust.com adult toy!</description>
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      <title>393 What Not To Say To A Bottom</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2023 17:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/393-what-not-to-say-to-a-bottom</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:21:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Just because someone is a heavy BDSM bottom (someone that can take and enjoys a lot of kinky pain) does not always mean that they want or can take that from everybody. It's not a BDSM masochist pillow, it's a person. Then Uncle Creepy joins
to talk about running into past kinky partners when you go to a BDSM or sex club.
Join us as we talk about kinky sex play and relationships on our nifty little sex positive talk show. Possibly the greatest BDSM kinky sex podcast in the universe!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Just because someone is a heavy BDSM bottom (some…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Just because someone is a heavy BDSM bottom (someone that can take and enjoys a lot of kinky pain) does not always mean that they want or can take that from everybody. It's not a BDSM masochist pillow, it's a person. Then Uncle Creepy joins
to talk about running into past kinky partners when you go to a BDSM or sex club.
Join us as we talk about kinky sex play and relationships on our nifty little sex positive talk show. Possibly the greatest BDSM kinky sex podcast in the universe!</description>
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      <title>392 When Doms Are Not Domy</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2023 17:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/392-when-doms-are-not-domy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When they say they are a BDSM Dom, but their actions do not match their words. It can be they just haven't found their groove or learned enough about Kinky sex, BDSM or power dynamics, or it can be that they are being toxic and manipulative.
Then Enygma and I talk about another aspect of Doms that truly could be really healthy kinky, sexy and fun, or really unhealthy. Perverted Podcast brings you a lot of options and opinions about BDSM and kinky sex in order to give you more choices to think about.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When they say they are a BDSM Dom, but their acti…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When they say they are a BDSM Dom, but their actions do not match their words. It can be they just haven't found their groove or learned enough about Kinky sex, BDSM or power dynamics, or it can be that they are being toxic and manipulative.
Then Enygma and I talk about another aspect of Doms that truly could be really healthy kinky, sexy and fun, or really unhealthy. Perverted Podcast brings you a lot of options and opinions about BDSM and kinky sex in order to give you more choices to think about.</description>
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      <title>391 Thinking About Others During Sex</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2023 16:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/391-thinking-about-others-during-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is it bad to use cuffs and collars that you've used in past relationships?
Where in the brain does the clitoris tingle?
How many people think about other people during sex?
Annnnnd Path Girl and her stunt V-jay (actually her AnL on this one) tries out another cool DomLust.com BDSM, kinky sex toy and you get to hear it all on this episode! Don't forget to WHIP that like and subscribe button and make it your sexy BDSM podcast guilty pleasure.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is it bad to use cuffs and collars that you've us…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is it bad to use cuffs and collars that you've used in past relationships?
Where in the brain does the clitoris tingle?
How many people think about other people during sex?
Annnnnd Path Girl and her stunt V-jay (actually her AnL on this one) tries out another cool DomLust.com BDSM, kinky sex toy and you get to hear it all on this episode! Don't forget to WHIP that like and subscribe button and make it your sexy BDSM podcast guilty pleasure.</description>
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      <title>390 What Annoys You In A Kink Club</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2023 16:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/390-what-annoys-you-in-a-kink-club</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you are new to going to a kinky BDSM sex club there are some very big No No's socially. If you don't know these in advance, it's easy to make these mistakes or assumptions. Then Uncle Creepy showed up and we talked about upping your game if you want the hawt sexy poohn...lol Also a magical Domlust.com adult toy review for all the tentacle sex toy lovers out there.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you are new to going to a kinky BDSM sex club …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you are new to going to a kinky BDSM sex club there are some very big No No's socially. If you don't know these in advance, it's easy to make these mistakes or assumptions. Then Uncle Creepy showed up and we talked about upping your game if you want the hawt sexy poohn...lol Also a magical Domlust.com adult toy review for all the tentacle sex toy lovers out there.</description>
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      <title>389 How to tackle Jealousy and Envy</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2023 16:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/389-how-to-tackle-jealousy-and-envy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When the Dom you submit to is in love with someone else??? Ouch! or...GREAT!
Jealousy and envy happen in monogomous relationships too!
Then Enygma comes in to talk about male submissive headspace and dealing with masculinity issues while giving up your power to a female Dom.
End show song: "Maverick"...a new massive HIT by Count Boogie...lol or another attempt at least...or a demo...or a desperate quest for groupies???
Whatever! At least I'm trying!!

We talk every show about kinky sex, alternative relationships, communication and navigating our brains that often take us on wild rides.
We are only BDSM - Kink experts in our personal experiences, but we have been
doing this a long time and have lived through many of the things a 
person exploring their kink -BDSM and sexuality might deal with.
We use adult humor and are clearly not interested in being "PC"
or following any agendas other than growing and finding better truths to survive life.
Join us and add to the conversation!
PervertedPodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When the Dom you submit to is in love with someon…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When the Dom you submit to is in love with someone else??? Ouch! or...GREAT!
Jealousy and envy happen in monogomous relationships too!
Then Enygma comes in to talk about male submissive headspace and dealing with masculinity issues while giving up your power to a female Dom.
End show song: "Maverick"...a new massive HIT by Count Boogie...lol or another attempt at least...or a demo...or a desperate quest for groupies???
Whatever! At least I'm trying!!

We talk every show about kinky sex, alternative relationships, communication and navigating our brains that often take us on wild rides.
We are only BDSM - Kink experts in our personal experiences, but we have been
doing this a long time and have lived through many of the things a 
person exploring their kink -BDSM and sexuality might deal with.
We use adult humor and are clearly not interested in being "PC"
or following any agendas other than growing and finding better truths to survive life.
Join us and add to the conversation!
PervertedPodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>388 Can Submissives Be Abusive</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2023 16:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/388-can-submissives-be-abusive</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We often hear about bad behavior from Dominants, but can submissives be toxic too?
Then Enygma shows up helps us with a discussion on "sexual compliance" and we then
wrap it up with another AMAZING Domlust.com adult toy review!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We often hear about bad behavior from Dominants, …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We often hear about bad behavior from Dominants, but can submissives be toxic too?
Then Enygma shows up helps us with a discussion on "sexual compliance" and we then
wrap it up with another AMAZING Domlust.com adult toy review!</description>
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      <title>387 Is Squirting For Real</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2023 16:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/387-is-squirting-for-real</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>DomLust.com sent us a fat box of toys to review and PathGirl's panty hamster has never been happier! Enygma joined in to talk about the gland that gives some women the ability to squirt and then a bunch of dirty jokes and mayhem!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>DomLust.com sent us a fat box of toys to review a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>DomLust.com sent us a fat box of toys to review and PathGirl's panty hamster has never been happier! Enygma joined in to talk about the gland that gives some women the ability to squirt and then a bunch of dirty jokes and mayhem!</description>
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      <title>386_First_Gloryhole_experience</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2023 17:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/386_first_gloryhole_experience</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>1st we talked about over thinking your kink when you start rrrrrrreally getting into it. Then Uncle Creepy stops by and talks about a great CNC (consensual non consent) scene and his first experience at a glory hole a couple weeks ago. :D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>1st we talked about over thinking your kink when …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>1st we talked about over thinking your kink when you start rrrrrrreally getting into it. Then Uncle Creepy stops by and talks about a great CNC (consensual non consent) scene and his first experience at a glory hole a couple weeks ago. :D</description>
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      <title>385 Listener Filthy Fantasies</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2023 16:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/385-listeners-filthy-fantasies</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>NO LIMITS fantasies about the Perverted Podcast hosts. Some were funny some were awful and some messed with our minds. Our listeners wrote in and said what they would do to us sexually if they could. Enygma joined later to have a basic how to on shower masturbation and fisting</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>NO LIMITS fantasies about the Perverted Podcast h…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>NO LIMITS fantasies about the Perverted Podcast hosts. Some were funny some were awful and some messed with our minds. Our listeners wrote in and said what they would do to us sexually if they could. Enygma joined later to have a basic how to on shower masturbation and fisting</description>
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      <title>384 Ancient Proverbs Apply To Kinky Sex</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2023 23:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/384-ancient-proverbs-apply-to-kinky-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Life was mostly figured out by humans long before we started making fancy tech and takin' meds. So we applied some great ancient proverbs to our sexuality and kinky relationships.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Life was mostly figured out by humans long before…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Life was mostly figured out by humans long before we started making fancy tech and takin' meds. So we applied some great ancient proverbs to our sexuality and kinky relationships.</description>
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      <title>383 Stop Kink Shaming Yourself</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2023 15:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/383-stop-kink-shaming-yourself</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you are new to public kinky life it is important that you look your big picture with your private information.
We also discussed self kink shaming. Which is actually more common than you would think. Then we say a lot of inappropriate stuff that would make your boss fire you.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you are new to public kinky life it is importa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you are new to public kinky life it is important that you look your big picture with your private information.
We also discussed self kink shaming. Which is actually more common than you would think. Then we say a lot of inappropriate stuff that would make your boss fire you.</description>
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      <title>382 Are You Gay If You Like...</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 16:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/382-are-you-gay-if-you-like</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>An awkward conversation about what makes you gay or not gay or a little gay or gayish...or or or.
And then Engyma joined and we talked about the joyous world of swinging.  All sorts of uncomfortable stuff that the hosts of Perverted Podcast put themselves through to help us all navigate this kinky crazy roller coaster of life.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>An awkward conversation about what makes you gay …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>An awkward conversation about what makes you gay or not gay or a little gay or gayish...or or or.
And then Engyma joined and we talked about the joyous world of swinging.  All sorts of uncomfortable stuff that the hosts of Perverted Podcast put themselves through to help us all navigate this kinky crazy roller coaster of life.</description>
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      <title>381 Gettin It On When Youre Sick</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2023 01:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/381-gettin-it-on-when-youre-sick</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>have you ever made sexy time when you were sick?
Are there other reasons to receive kinky play besides masochism?
A lot of dirty talk and some good information to help you always find a better path in your relationships. End show song is "Sloth"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>have you ever made sexy time when you were sick?
…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>have you ever made sexy time when you were sick?
Are there other reasons to receive kinky play besides masochism?
A lot of dirty talk and some good information to help you always find a better path in your relationships. End show song is "Sloth"</description>
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      <title>380 Work 4 That P&amp;D</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2023 02:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/380-work-4-that-pd</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There are actually very few people that love to be tickled.
Boogie had his first tickle torture scene and it got wild.
Then a great discussion on the work behind the kink that is required in relationships. Lots of fun for sure!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There are actually very few people that love to b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There are actually very few people that love to be tickled.
Boogie had his first tickle torture scene and it got wild.
Then a great discussion on the work behind the kink that is required in relationships. Lots of fun for sure!</description>
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      <title>379 Breeding Kink Good Or Bad _BDSM Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2023 16:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/379-breeding-kink-good-or-bad-bdsm-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:25:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What is a "Breeding" kink/fetish?  Is it primal? Is it safe? Is it bad?
Some really strong feelings come out on this talk. Not for the faint of heart. 
Then a really fun listener led segment on ways to deal with rejection!
Come to learn, come to laugh, just come!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What is a "Breeding" kink/fetish?  Is it primal? …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What is a "Breeding" kink/fetish?  Is it primal? Is it safe? Is it bad?
Some really strong feelings come out on this talk. Not for the faint of heart. 
Then a really fun listener led segment on ways to deal with rejection!
Come to learn, come to laugh, just come!</description>
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      <title>378 Scary Kinks And Dirty People BDSM Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2023 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/378-scary-kinks-and-dirty-people-bdsm-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Entering the BDSM / Kinky sex lifestyle can be scary when you see all the sexy things that can either shock or inspire your sex life. 
The good news is that you absolutely get to own what you do or don't do and we talk about that. Then our Perverted Podcast listeners joined in for a Celebrity Fantasy segment.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Entering the BDSM / Kinky sex lifestyle can be sc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Entering the BDSM / Kinky sex lifestyle can be scary when you see all the sexy things that can either shock or inspire your sex life. 
The good news is that you absolutely get to own what you do or don't do and we talk about that. Then our Perverted Podcast listeners joined in for a Celebrity Fantasy segment.</description>
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      <title>377 NRE The Temporary Sex High</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/377-nre-the-temporary-sex-high</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>New Relationship Engergy will only last until it's not NEW...duh!
So besides the hot sex, you better be working on the plan for
when it begins to fade. We also talked about Golden Penis syndrom
and a lot of other crazy kinky fun stuff. Oh yah...then a mega rap hit
at the end that will make Nicki Manaj and Cardi B want me bad.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>New Relationship Engergy will only last until it'…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>New Relationship Engergy will only last until it's not NEW...duh!
So besides the hot sex, you better be working on the plan for
when it begins to fade. We also talked about Golden Penis syndrom
and a lot of other crazy kinky fun stuff. Oh yah...then a mega rap hit
at the end that will make Nicki Manaj and Cardi B want me bad.</description>
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      <title>376 Dont Call A Stranger Daddy</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2023 16:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/376-dont-call-a-stranger-daddy</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Everybody gets in the kinky lifestyle for their own desires. But those desires can be very different from person to person. Are you here for play, sex, a relationship? We talk about not expecting everyone to follow your scripts. End show song is a garage demo "Sabotage"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Everybody gets in the kinky lifestyle for their o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Everybody gets in the kinky lifestyle for their own desires. But those desires can be very different from person to person. Are you here for play, sex, a relationship? We talk about not expecting everyone to follow your scripts. End show song is a garage demo "Sabotage"</description>
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      <title>375 How Do We Process Kinky Pain_a BDSM_Sex_positive discussion</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2023 18:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/375-how-do-we-process-kinky-pain_a-bdsm_sex_positive-discussion</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Are you unlovable? Are you working on yourself to be more lovable? Does anyone owe you love? This was a hard discussion of reality.
Then we talked about how everyone processes their kinky sex pain differently. BDSM is a spectrum with infinite variables. From pain to meditation to pleasure with all or none used physically.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Are you unlovable? Are you working on yourself to…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Are you unlovable? Are you working on yourself to be more lovable? Does anyone owe you love? This was a hard discussion of reality.
Then we talked about how everyone processes their kinky sex pain differently. BDSM is a spectrum with infinite variables. From pain to meditation to pleasure with all or none used physically.</description>
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      <title>374 Changes In The BDSM_Sex scene</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2023 17:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/374-changes-in-the-bdsm_sex-scene</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>BDSM, kink and or sex clubs have greatly changed over the years.
How do we navigate expectations in a public play space. 
Fun listener segue with Lady Loki talking about getting partners to feel safe giving you a more extreme experience.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>BDSM, kink and or sex clubs have greatly changed …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>BDSM, kink and or sex clubs have greatly changed over the years.
How do we navigate expectations in a public play space. 
Fun listener segue with Lady Loki talking about getting partners to feel safe giving you a more extreme experience.</description>
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      <title>373 Do You Like Watching Sex BDSM Podcast Of Kinky Love</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2023 03:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/373-do-you-like-watching-sex-bdsm-podcast-of-kinky-love</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Consensual Non Consent is a minefield of potential for both great and awful. We try to give some tips for presenting your desire for this kink to a new partner. Cuckqueening is for women that like to watch their men with other partners. Is that you? Or would it make you crazy jealous?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Consensual Non Consent is a minefield of potentia…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Consensual Non Consent is a minefield of potential for both great and awful. We try to give some tips for presenting your desire for this kink to a new partner. Cuckqueening is for women that like to watch their men with other partners. Is that you? Or would it make you crazy jealous?</description>
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      <title>372 Kinky Bucket List</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2023 19:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/372-kinky-bucket-list</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>PLEASE CLICK LIKE!
To have a kinky bucket list is to be human. Finding the best, safest
and most consensual way to live out that list is something to talk about.
Then Enygma and Boogie tackle a serious but hopeful topic about stopping play due to one of the partner's self harm issues.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>PLEASE CLICK LIKE!
To have a kinky bucket list is…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>PLEASE CLICK LIKE!
To have a kinky bucket list is to be human. Finding the best, safest
and most consensual way to live out that list is something to talk about.
Then Enygma and Boogie tackle a serious but hopeful topic about stopping play due to one of the partner's self harm issues.</description>
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      <title>371 Pigs And Naughty Tubes</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2023 21:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/371-pigs-and-naughty-tubes</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It can be awkward trying to find out info about potential bad people at a party. Are you being nosy or are you taking care of yourself?
Then, Enygma and Boogie talk about odd animal experiments with great human potential. Then a song about frogs or something like that.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It can be awkward trying to find out info about p…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It can be awkward trying to find out info about potential bad people at a party. Are you being nosy or are you taking care of yourself?
Then, Enygma and Boogie talk about odd animal experiments with great human potential. Then a song about frogs or something like that.</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Kinky Play For Path Girl 370</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2023 17:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/kinky-play-for-path-girl-370</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:24:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to navigate your ex's reappearing. From amicabal to psycho, 
what should you do?
Then Uncle Creepy showed up and shared a story that really
brings life into focus.
Oh yeah, and we made a lot of crude jokes and had fun!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to navigate your ex's reappearing. From amica…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to navigate your ex's reappearing. From amicabal to psycho, 
what should you do?
Then Uncle Creepy showed up and shared a story that really
brings life into focus.
Oh yeah, and we made a lot of crude jokes and had fun!</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>369 Fetish Vs Kink</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2022 17:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/369-fetish-vs-kink</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Fetishes and kinks are usually considered the same thing, but the intentions
are usually very different, and we talk about that.
Also, if you want to try your hand at kinky toy making, it's fun, easy
usually very cheap and we'll give you some fun ideas for that as well.
End show song is Rubber Jazz</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fetishes and kinks are usually considered the sam…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Fetishes and kinks are usually considered the same thing, but the intentions
are usually very different, and we talk about that.
Also, if you want to try your hand at kinky toy making, it's fun, easy
usually very cheap and we'll give you some fun ideas for that as well.
End show song is Rubber Jazz</description>
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      <title>368 None Of Us Are Pure</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2022 18:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/368-none-of-us-are-pure</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you tell people what a good person you are and you do something bad
what do you do?
What does it mean to "break someone" in play?
What happens when your belief in free speech gets messy?
All these topics are handled in this episode of mayhem and magic!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you tell people what a good person you are and…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you tell people what a good person you are and you do something bad
what do you do?
What does it mean to "break someone" in play?
What happens when your belief in free speech gets messy?
All these topics are handled in this episode of mayhem and magic!</description>
      <enclosure length="73891320" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1403498839-perverted-podcast-368-none-of-us-are-pure.mp3"/>
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      <title>The mind of kinky sex #367</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2022 20:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/the-mind-of-kinky-sex-367</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When one partner is kinky and the other is not, that is a challenge
but not all is lost! We can help! Click now!
We also talk about different types of Mental BDSM and the fetish
of gigantisism and or being a sex toy for a 50 foot tall woman!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When one partner is kinky and the other is not, t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When one partner is kinky and the other is not, that is a challenge
but not all is lost! We can help! Click now!
We also talk about different types of Mental BDSM and the fetish
of gigantisism and or being a sex toy for a 50 foot tall woman!</description>
      <enclosure length="69936590" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1393580182-perverted-podcast-the-mind-of-kinky-sex-367.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>How To Protect Your Kinky Face #366</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2022 15:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/how-to-protect-your-kinky-face-366</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Should you let people at work know if you're kinky, or if you know they are kinky?
Should you ever trust your sexy pics online, or in someone eleses phone...or YOUR PHONE?
Let's talk about that!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Should you let people at work know if you're kink…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Should you let people at work know if you're kinky, or if you know they are kinky?
Should you ever trust your sexy pics online, or in someone eleses phone...or YOUR PHONE?
Let's talk about that!</description>
      <enclosure length="58547203" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1383653737-perverted-podcast-how-to-protect-your-kinky-face-366.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>When Can I Grab Without Asking #365</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2022 22:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/365-when-can-i-grab-without-asking</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is there a time you can grab someone without asking?
What is a CNC (Consensual Non Consent) play scene or dynamic?
What type of negotiation do you need to make that work?
Then Enygma and Boogie talk about the difference between getting a "hall pass" and ENM (Ethical Non-monogamy) 
Don't for get to WHIP THAT LIKE BUTTON! It really does help!!
End show song is "Random"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is there a time you can grab someone without aski…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is there a time you can grab someone without asking?
What is a CNC (Consensual Non Consent) play scene or dynamic?
What type of negotiation do you need to make that work?
Then Enygma and Boogie talk about the difference between getting a "hall pass" and ENM (Ethical Non-monogamy) 
Don't for get to WHIP THAT LIKE BUTTON! It really does help!!
End show song is "Random"</description>
      <enclosure length="63540561" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1373110372-perverted-podcast-365-when-can-i-grab-without-asking.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Is it Ok to Kink In Public _BDSM Podcast Episode 364</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2022 15:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/is-it-ok-to-kink-in-public-bdsm-podcast-episode-364</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Should you be kinky in public? What is acceptable and what is not?
Do you care? In this episode we spank that topic and then Uncle Creepy and I discuss "Dom Guilting".
Your life will be better if you listen to this show. Hit the LIKE button NOW otherwise your bung will itch.
End show song is Cherry Smile</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Should you be kinky in public? What is acceptable…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Should you be kinky in public? What is acceptable and what is not?
Do you care? In this episode we spank that topic and then Uncle Creepy and I discuss "Dom Guilting".
Your life will be better if you listen to this show. Hit the LIKE button NOW otherwise your bung will itch.
End show song is Cherry Smile</description>
      <enclosure length="64068025" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1363613215-perverted-podcast-is-it-ok-to-kink-in-public-bdsm-podcast-episode-364.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>363 Navigating Kinky Failures</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 11:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/363-navigating-kinky-failures</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you're a regular listeners, WHIP the like button first! It helps us get heard!
Path Girl and I discuss how to learn from and not run away from failures that occur during kink/sex/power exchange.
Enygma and I talk about bottoms who don't build up or try to manipulate their tops...it's a real thing!
We also discuss Kathy officially leaving the show. :(
End show song is Preach it to a wall. 
oh, and really...click the like button...it costs you nothing and it really helps us help more people...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you're a regular listeners, WHIP the like butt…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you're a regular listeners, WHIP the like button first! It helps us get heard!
Path Girl and I discuss how to learn from and not run away from failures that occur during kink/sex/power exchange.
Enygma and I talk about bottoms who don't build up or try to manipulate their tops...it's a real thing!
We also discuss Kathy officially leaving the show. :(
End show song is Preach it to a wall. 
oh, and really...click the like button...it costs you nothing and it really helps us help more people...:D</description>
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      <title>362 What Would You Tell You</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2022 10:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/362-what-would-you-tell-you</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Path Girl and I, along with some PP listeners talked about things we wish we would have known before getting into the lifestyle and also talked some mayhem about tracysdog.com cuz they have cool adult toys.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Path Girl and I, along with some PP listeners tal…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Path Girl and I, along with some PP listeners talked about things we wish we would have known before getting into the lifestyle and also talked some mayhem about tracysdog.com cuz they have cool adult toys.</description>
      <enclosure length="47512244" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1344260071-perverted-podcast-362-what-would-you-tell-you.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-dA8I3qqo3Ef2aVgi-yFWBYw-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>361 The Bend Over Star</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/361-the-bend-over-star</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talk about the potential disaster of trying the ol "just try whatever you want" thing. Conversations first will reduce the amount of bad and help make more good.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talk about the potential disaster of trying th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talk about the potential disaster of trying the ol "just try whatever you want" thing. Conversations first will reduce the amount of bad and help make more good.</description>
      <enclosure length="56847781" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1334293075-perverted-podcast-361-the-bend-over-star.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>360 My Kinky Double Life</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2022 11:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/360-my-kinky-double-life</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Being kinky for many means living a double life. That can for some be stressful and frustrating, but that is the world most of us live in.
We also talk about a study on the different kinds of after-play drop.
End show song "My Dog"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Being kinky for many means living a double life. …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Being kinky for many means living a double life. That can for some be stressful and frustrating, but that is the world most of us live in.
We also talk about a study on the different kinds of after-play drop.
End show song "My Dog"</description>
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      <title>359 Positions And Submission</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2022 12:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/359-positions-and-submission</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There are many roads to and through "submission" . We also talk about the best sex positions to help you sleep! End show song is the legendary "Fisting Song"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There are many roads to and through "submission" …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There are many roads to and through "submission" . We also talk about the best sex positions to help you sleep! End show song is the legendary "Fisting Song"</description>
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      <title>358 Kinky Fireworks 4 Headly</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2022 12:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/358-kinky-fireworks-4-headly</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When people start making their identity about a group, that's when the drama starts. Kathy and Boogie dive into a POV that might or might not help humans stay focused on their own garden. Path Girl comes into to talk about being awkward at kinky events and how to avoid being "That Girl" or "That Guy" THEN we give the best send off we can for Headly as our show sponsor of many moons. Headly will always be a magical part of our show's history and we love him and are truly grateful for the years of needed support!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When people start making their identity about a g…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When people start making their identity about a group, that's when the drama starts. Kathy and Boogie dive into a POV that might or might not help humans stay focused on their own garden. Path Girl comes into to talk about being awkward at kinky events and how to avoid being "That Girl" or "That Guy" THEN we give the best send off we can for Headly as our show sponsor of many moons. Headly will always be a magical part of our show's history and we love him and are truly grateful for the years of needed support!</description>
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      <title>357 Screaming Bug Ween</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2022 12:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/357-screaming-bug-ween</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>getting back into your sexuality after being out of the game for a while can have real and normal challenges both mentally and physically.
You're not broken, you just have to deal with some stuff and it will improve.
Then Enygma and I talked about weird bug sex stuff! lol
Kathy and I bring back "Celebrity Fantasy".
End show song is "Pity F**k a nerd"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>getting back into your sexuality after being out …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>getting back into your sexuality after being out of the game for a while can have real and normal challenges both mentally and physically.
You're not broken, you just have to deal with some stuff and it will improve.
Then Enygma and I talked about weird bug sex stuff! lol
Kathy and I bring back "Celebrity Fantasy".
End show song is "Pity F**k a nerd"</description>
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      <title>356 Sex Is Not Always Enough</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2022 13:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/356-sex-is-not-always-enough</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kinky sex is amazing, but depending on where you are in life or the way your mind works, perhaps sex alone will not sustain you  in the long run.
We also go back to the magical fun of creating kinky toys with regular inexpensive items!
End show song "Right There"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kinky sex is amazing, but depending on where you …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kinky sex is amazing, but depending on where you are in life or the way your mind works, perhaps sex alone will not sustain you  in the long run.
We also go back to the magical fun of creating kinky toys with regular inexpensive items!
End show song "Right There"</description>
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      <title>355 Drunky Play Risks</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2022 15:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/355-drunky-play-risks</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Risk Aware Consensual Kink sometimes comes due.
Drinking and kinking is surely a freedom among consenting adults, but how much work do you have to do before your drink?
Uncle Creepy stops by to share some lessons learned as well.
End show song is "Little Miss H"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Risk Aware Consensual Kink sometimes comes due.
D…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Risk Aware Consensual Kink sometimes comes due.
Drinking and kinking is surely a freedom among consenting adults, but how much work do you have to do before your drink?
Uncle Creepy stops by to share some lessons learned as well.
End show song is "Little Miss H"</description>
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      <title>354 Bricks And Bruises</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 15:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/354-bricks-and-bruises</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes its GOOD to build a brick wall around yourself so you can heal, but when is it time to re-join life? Oh and we talked about the wonder bruises and trophy marks from naughty play.
End show song "Cherry Smile"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes its GOOD to build a brick wall around y…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sometimes its GOOD to build a brick wall around yourself so you can heal, but when is it time to re-join life? Oh and we talked about the wonder bruises and trophy marks from naughty play.
End show song "Cherry Smile"</description>
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      <title>353 Humans Say Dumb Stuff</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2022 18:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/353-humans-say-dumb-stuff</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talk about how it sucks when your friends turn out to be d-bags, and then about all sorts of sexiness with scratching flesh!
End show song is Butterflap</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talk about how it sucks when your friends turn…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talk about how it sucks when your friends turn out to be d-bags, and then about all sorts of sexiness with scratching flesh!
End show song is Butterflap</description>
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      <title>352 Bush Meat</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 12:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/352-bush-meat</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A lot of kinky variety in this one kids! From online expectations to, pubes to C**k worship, a great way to enjoy this planet until it explodes!
End show song was a demo recording challenge "Kama Kazi"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A lot of kinky variety in this one kids! From onl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A lot of kinky variety in this one kids! From online expectations to, pubes to C**k worship, a great way to enjoy this planet until it explodes!
End show song was a demo recording challenge "Kama Kazi"</description>
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      <title>351 Fish in a suit</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2022 18:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/351-fish-in-a-suit</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So, how should a man respond when a new partner doesn't trust him right away. That and a whole bunch of pervy magic on episode 351!
End show song Fish in a suit</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So, how should a man respond when a new partner d…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So, how should a man respond when a new partner doesn't trust him right away. That and a whole bunch of pervy magic on episode 351!
End show song Fish in a suit</description>
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      <title>350 Sexy Human Body</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2022 15:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/350-sexy-human-body</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Piercings, arousing scents, nipples of death and cross dressing all with a and end song about STD's going bad.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Piercings, arousing scents, nipples of death and …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Piercings, arousing scents, nipples of death and cross dressing all with a and end song about STD's going bad.</description>
      <enclosure length="68281054" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1232737207-perverted-podcast-350-sexy-human-body.mp3"/>
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      <title>349 Tool Box Love Demo</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2022 22:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/349-tool-box-love-demo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>lol...so I guess there is no 30th in February so this is a good day to upload...lol
A super fun show with a wild and sexy tool box F machine demo at the end.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>lol...so I guess there is no 30th in February so …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>lol...so I guess there is no 30th in February so this is a good day to upload...lol
A super fun show with a wild and sexy tool box F machine demo at the end.</description>
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      <title>348 Dino Sex Tips</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2022 17:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/348-dino-sex-tips</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>An amazing show talking about things from dinosaur sex and our own individual mating dances to very dirty celebrity fantasies.
Tons O kinky sexy fun! End show song is Mr. Sin</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>An amazing show talking about things from dinosau…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>An amazing show talking about things from dinosaur sex and our own individual mating dances to very dirty celebrity fantasies.
Tons O kinky sexy fun! End show song is Mr. Sin</description>
      <enclosure length="68535173" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1216381831-perverted-podcast-348-dino-sex-tips.mp3"/>
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      <title>347 Kathy Prostate Dolls</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2022 18:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/347-kathy-prostate-dolls</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The first of our new/OG format of the new uploads on the 15th and30th of each month...AND KATHY is BACK!!! ya!
Lots of talking about slave/power exchange positions, Doll play, and of course prostate massage and milking...lol 
Always an adventure!
End show song is a duet with the late great Fawna "Garden of Love</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The first of our new/OG format of the new uploads…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The first of our new/OG format of the new uploads on the 15th and30th of each month...AND KATHY is BACK!!! ya!
Lots of talking about slave/power exchange positions, Doll play, and of course prostate massage and milking...lol 
Always an adventure!
End show song is a duet with the late great Fawna "Garden of Love</description>
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      <title>346 Drunk Host_&amp;_A MAJOR show change</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2022 16:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/346-drunk-host_a-major-show-change</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>ANNOUNCEMENT: After 346 weeks of NEVER missing a single upload, Perverted Podcast will be going to twice a month for new shows.
Uploads on the 15th and 30th of each month.
We are also formatting the show back to the "tight and bright and more newbie focused" like it used to be. I have lived in my car for 2 years in the hopes that the podcast will pay enough to provide a place to live and do the show. After 346 episodes that did not happen...I need to get therapy, get a job and take care of myself. lol
I'm excited to make these changes.
If you stay then I am grateful for you to be here with us.
I am still just as dedicated to the show, but if I don't get indoors I will rot away and then there will be no show or me...lol
We talk about self advocating for yourself all the time on the show.
So...I'm doing it this time...lol
Hear you in a couple weeks!!
Boogie</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>ANNOUNCEMENT: After 346 weeks of NEVER missing a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>ANNOUNCEMENT: After 346 weeks of NEVER missing a single upload, Perverted Podcast will be going to twice a month for new shows.
Uploads on the 15th and 30th of each month.
We are also formatting the show back to the "tight and bright and more newbie focused" like it used to be. I have lived in my car for 2 years in the hopes that the podcast will pay enough to provide a place to live and do the show. After 346 episodes that did not happen...I need to get therapy, get a job and take care of myself. lol
I'm excited to make these changes.
If you stay then I am grateful for you to be here with us.
I am still just as dedicated to the show, but if I don't get indoors I will rot away and then there will be no show or me...lol
We talk about self advocating for yourself all the time on the show.
So...I'm doing it this time...lol
Hear you in a couple weeks!!
Boogie</description>
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      <title>345 Trusting Sub Sexy</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2022 13:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/345-trusting-sub-sexy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The joy and magic continues with Lady Solaris and I talking about trustworthy characteristics and red flags and then Carrie and I got goofy about whether 2 submissives can still have hot sex together.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The joy and magic continues with Lady Solaris and…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The joy and magic continues with Lady Solaris and I talking about trustworthy characteristics and red flags and then Carrie and I got goofy about whether 2 submissives can still have hot sex together.</description>
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      <title>344 Sexy Times A Plenty</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2022 14:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/344-sexy-times-a-plenty</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie tells of his naughty love night and all the normal discussions of PP greatness.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie tells of his naughty love night and all th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie tells of his naughty love night and all the normal discussions of PP greatness.</description>
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      <title>343 Face Punching CNC</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2021 15:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/343-face-punching-cnc</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So...ummm...a light show where we talk about CNC (consensual non consent) and face punching as a kink...you know...the casual stuff...lol
Note: Any level you play at from feathers and nibbles up to the harder impact and mind f*ck playscenes is the perfect level for you!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So...ummm...a light show where we talk about CNC …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So...ummm...a light show where we talk about CNC (consensual non consent) and face punching as a kink...you know...the casual stuff...lol
Note: Any level you play at from feathers and nibbles up to the harder impact and mind f*ck playscenes is the perfect level for you!</description>
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      <title>342 Ghosting Sperm</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2021 16:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/342-ghosting-sperm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Nobody likes to get ghosted, but how do we deal with it?
We also talked about sperm scandals and being a better sex positive source of information for your family.
End show song "Bean Bag Chair"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Nobody likes to get ghosted, but how do we deal w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Nobody likes to get ghosted, but how do we deal with it?
We also talked about sperm scandals and being a better sex positive source of information for your family.
End show song "Bean Bag Chair"</description>
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      <title>341 The Happy Show</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2021 14:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/341-the-happy-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We don't talk about Red Flags today...we talked about GREEN flags...positive behaviors that make you say...heck yesser I wanna date someone like that!!! Then Carrie and I talk about letting go of the negative programming around self kinking, so you can enjoy YOU time!
End show song "Preach it to a wall"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We don't talk about Red Flags today...we talked a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We don't talk about Red Flags today...we talked about GREEN flags...positive behaviors that make you say...heck yesser I wanna date someone like that!!! Then Carrie and I talk about letting go of the negative programming around self kinking, so you can enjoy YOU time!
End show song "Preach it to a wall"</description>
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      <title>340 Smoking Betrayal</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2021 18:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/340-smoking-betrayal</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Solaris brings a discussion of "Do we trust too soon?" and then Unger comes in and Ungers Cigar Play...tons O fun.
End show song is "Right There"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lady Solaris brings a discussion of "Do we trust …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Lady Solaris brings a discussion of "Do we trust too soon?" and then Unger comes in and Ungers Cigar Play...tons O fun.
End show song is "Right There"</description>
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      <title>339 Standards For Dummies</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2021 16:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/339-standards-for-dummies</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What are realistic standards that you shouldn't lower and then a heap O DD/lg discussion magic. Tons of fun kinky joy!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What are realistic standards that you shouldn't l…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What are realistic standards that you shouldn't lower and then a heap O DD/lg discussion magic. Tons of fun kinky joy!</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>338 Unicorns And Balls</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2021 14:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/338-unicorns-and-balls</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Unicorns, Unicorn hunters...good, bad? Ethical? We talk about it.
Then we talk about kicking balls...what kind of balls? Footballs? Golf balls? well...just listen. 
End show song Rubber Jazz</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Unicorns, Unicorn hunters...good, bad? Ethical? W…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Unicorns, Unicorn hunters...good, bad? Ethical? We talk about it.
Then we talk about kicking balls...what kind of balls? Footballs? Golf balls? well...just listen. 
End show song Rubber Jazz</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>337 Kinky Value</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2021 15:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/337-kinky-value</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A wild ride of an emotional show where Path Girl and I discuss the big D...disappointment. Enygma and I have sold babble on the lack of sex ed for young people and the age old problems this cycle of fear and avoidance continues to create.
End Show song "Cyber Bully"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A wild ride of an emotional show where Path Girl …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A wild ride of an emotional show where Path Girl and I discuss the big D...disappointment. Enygma and I have sold babble on the lack of sex ed for young people and the age old problems this cycle of fear and avoidance continues to create.
End Show song "Cyber Bully"</description>
      <enclosure length="60456022" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1162478782-perverted-podcast-337-kinky-value.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>336 Kathys Message</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/336-kathys-message</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy left a message about her situation and what it means for the future of Perverted Podcast. Though we are sad, we love Kathy and support her as she takes care of herself.
We went on with the show (as always) and had a great talk with Sunny about sensual kink/bdsm and then a fun talk with Jenn about some wild funny pro kink moments.
We have been here for you and continue to be here for you!
Perverted Podcast loves you!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy left a message about her situation and what…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy left a message about her situation and what it means for the future of Perverted Podcast. Though we are sad, we love Kathy and support her as she takes care of herself.
We went on with the show (as always) and had a great talk with Sunny about sensual kink/bdsm and then a fun talk with Jenn about some wild funny pro kink moments.
We have been here for you and continue to be here for you!
Perverted Podcast loves you!!</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>335 Level U Is Great</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2021 13:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/335-level-u-is-great</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We all understand the need for play and rest, but do we feel we deserve it? Also a fun discussion on primal play.
End show song "2 minutes twice"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We all understand the need for play and rest, but…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We all understand the need for play and rest, but do we feel we deserve it? Also a fun discussion on primal play.
End show song "2 minutes twice"</description>
      <enclosure length="74183474" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1153763995-perverted-podcast-335-level-u-is-great.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>334 Masochist Myth</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 14:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/334-masochist-myth</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We discuss the myths around why people enjoy pain, then more good stuff on red flags and hypno kink.
End show song is "The Runner"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We discuss the myths around why people enjoy pain…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We discuss the myths around why people enjoy pain, then more good stuff on red flags and hypno kink.
End show song is "The Runner"</description>
      <enclosure length="76722994" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1149507370-perverted-podcast-334-masochist-myth.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>333 More Joy And Doom</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2021 14:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/333-more-joy-and-doom</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Solaris joined the show and then left the show so I could talk about my latest bs at Threshold (it never ends) and then Lady Solaris came back because we know Threshold will try to kick anyone out that attempts to have transparency with the public...lol
But then after that 12 minute rant she came back and we had an AMAZING discussion about your "next step" maybe not looking like the step you think it is. THEN Enygma came in and we had more good conversations about stuff...it was a sad but mostly great show.
I love doing this!! lol End show song is a duet with me and Lady Solaris  called...Tomorrow</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lady Solaris joined the show and then left the sh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Lady Solaris joined the show and then left the show so I could talk about my latest bs at Threshold (it never ends) and then Lady Solaris came back because we know Threshold will try to kick anyone out that attempts to have transparency with the public...lol
But then after that 12 minute rant she came back and we had an AMAZING discussion about your "next step" maybe not looking like the step you think it is. THEN Enygma came in and we had more good conversations about stuff...it was a sad but mostly great show.
I love doing this!! lol End show song is a duet with me and Lady Solaris  called...Tomorrow</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>332 To Be A Good Girl</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 13:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/332-to-be-a-good-girl</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy is out for a few weeks to handle some stuffs, so today we have Path Girl sitting in on How to be a good girl and then My Michele comes in to scare us with her amazing kinky mayhem that we depend on her for...lol End show song is "Caffe Latte"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy is out for a few weeks to handle some stuff…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy is out for a few weeks to handle some stuffs, so today we have Path Girl sitting in on How to be a good girl and then My Michele comes in to scare us with her amazing kinky mayhem that we depend on her for...lol End show song is "Caffe Latte"</description>
      <enclosure length="65707679" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1141625527-perverted-podcast-332-to-be-a-good-girl.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>331 Space Nookie</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2021 13:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/331-space-nookie</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Why ain't they talkin' bout sex in space!
End show song "I turn Stupid" sang by the late great Fawna</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Why ain't they talkin' bout sex in space!
End sho…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Why ain't they talkin' bout sex in space!
End show song "I turn Stupid" sang by the late great Fawna</description>
      <enclosure length="74772796" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1137605197-perverted-podcast-331-space-nookie.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>329 Return To The Dungeon  (repost)</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2021 12:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/329-return-to-the-dungeon</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>lol...soooo Kathy and I went to our first play party together in a million years and the night did not disappoint! 
End show song "If my cat likes you"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>lol...soooo Kathy and I went to our first play pa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>lol...soooo Kathy and I went to our first play party together in a million years and the night did not disappoint! 
End show song "If my cat likes you"</description>
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      <title>330 Communication Or War</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2021 14:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/330-communication-or-war</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>"Service" means many things to many people. If you can't talk through it...you will likely always suffer from disappointment and wasting time in relationships that don't fulfil your needs, wants and desires for you and your partners.
End show song "Butterflap" will change your life...lol or not...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>"Service" means many things to many people. If yo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>"Service" means many things to many people. If you can't talk through it...you will likely always suffer from disappointment and wasting time in relationships that don't fulfil your needs, wants and desires for you and your partners.
End show song "Butterflap" will change your life...lol or not...:D</description>
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      <title>328 Playscene Creativity</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2021 14:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/328-playscene-creativity</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Putting a play scene together and having it go well (no matter which way it ends up going) is a wonderful challenge that teaches you about your self and surely about your partners.
End show song Redneck Buddha</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Putting a play scene together and having it go we…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Putting a play scene together and having it go well (no matter which way it ends up going) is a wonderful challenge that teaches you about your self and surely about your partners.
End show song Redneck Buddha</description>
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      <title>327 Hiding Who You Are</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2021 14:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/327-hiding-who-you-are</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There is a point to which you get sick of hiding who you are to protect yourself, job or the OTHER persons fragile, intolerant feelings.
What is that point for you?
Then we had a wonderful featured orgasm all the way from Iceland!
End show song "Pucker Stuck"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There is a point to which you get sick of hiding …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There is a point to which you get sick of hiding who you are to protect yourself, job or the OTHER persons fragile, intolerant feelings.
What is that point for you?
Then we had a wonderful featured orgasm all the way from Iceland!
End show song "Pucker Stuck"</description>
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      <title>326 Words are Sexy</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2021 13:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/326-words-are-sexy</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What can good communication do in not only expanding your kinky play with your partner, but also what it can show you about what you can and can't be with or for a partner.
End show song "Two String Song"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What can good communication do in not only expand…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What can good communication do in not only expanding your kinky play with your partner, but also what it can show you about what you can and can't be with or for a partner.
End show song "Two String Song"</description>
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      <title>325 Kinky Myth Busters</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2021 17:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/325-kinky-myth-busters</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Everyone wants to feel like they "get it" but sometimes that means being stuck in a cliché  that puts everyone into one box that most don't even belong in.
We tackle that and then the joys of having your own place.
End show song "Not the only one"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Everyone wants to feel like they "get it" but som…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Everyone wants to feel like they "get it" but sometimes that means being stuck in a cliché  that puts everyone into one box that most don't even belong in.
We tackle that and then the joys of having your own place.
End show song "Not the only one"</description>
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      <title>324 Challenge Kinky Thinking</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2021 14:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/324-challenge-kinky-thinking</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Having a high/mid/low protocol dinner can be an amazing an creative experience. We give some tips and ideas on how to get you started.
Then Path Girl visits to discuss the success of revisiting a point of view about play, challenging it and having a great time!
End show song is "Preach it to a wall"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Having a high/mid/low protocol dinner can be an a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Having a high/mid/low protocol dinner can be an amazing an creative experience. We give some tips and ideas on how to get you started.
Then Path Girl visits to discuss the success of revisiting a point of view about play, challenging it and having a great time!
End show song is "Preach it to a wall"</description>
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      <title>323 PP Listeners Love Kathy</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2021 16:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/323-pp-listeners-love-kathy</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about "Stealthing" (the non-consensual removal of a condom during sex), and then PP listeners shared some very empowering and personal thoughts about Kathy (who recently went through a very hard break up) and dug into that. 
End show song is "I want to plant an egg"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about "Stealthing" (the non-consensual …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about "Stealthing" (the non-consensual removal of a condom during sex), and then PP listeners shared some very empowering and personal thoughts about Kathy (who recently went through a very hard break up) and dug into that. 
End show song is "I want to plant an egg"</description>
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      <title>322 There Is Always A Risk</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2021 00:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/322-there-is-always-a-risk</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This was a fun show with Kathy talking about munch boo boos that we have to always be diligent about, and then Enygma and I talked about sexercise and domestic abuse among gay/bi men.
End show song "Dominitrix drum slap"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This was a fun show with Kathy talking about munc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This was a fun show with Kathy talking about munch boo boos that we have to always be diligent about, and then Enygma and I talked about sexercise and domestic abuse among gay/bi men.
End show song "Dominitrix drum slap"</description>
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      <title>321 Headly The Tea Pig</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2021 15:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/321-headly-the-tea-pig</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Headly RETURNS! 
In the second half of the show our glorious pay pig/show sponsor joins to share some inspiration on the wonderful gift of tea service.
Easy enough to perform in any dynamic relationship.
End show song "Sex with a Clown"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Headly RETURNS! 
In the second half of the show o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Headly RETURNS! 
In the second half of the show our glorious pay pig/show sponsor joins to share some inspiration on the wonderful gift of tea service.
Easy enough to perform in any dynamic relationship.
End show song "Sex with a Clown"</description>
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      <title>320 Our Brains Lie To Us</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2021 15:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/320-our-brains-lie-to-us</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dealing with restrictive mindsets is key in seeing that you have options in dating/love/play/sex.
End show song "Wicked game"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dealing with restrictive mindsets is key in seein…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dealing with restrictive mindsets is key in seeing that you have options in dating/love/play/sex.
End show song "Wicked game"</description>
      <enclosure length="55812914" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1092166690-perverted-podcast-320-our-brains-lie-to-us.mp3"/>
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      <title>319 On The Hoe Again</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2021 17:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/319-on-the-hoe-again</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Well kids...life is about change. Boogie shares more details about his bittersweet trip with Mew and then some magical kinky convos about it being normal to have a life where you always have to be in control, and yet desire to be the opposite in your play/dynamics.
End show song "Dancing is a sex toy"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well kids...life is about change. Boogie shares m…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Well kids...life is about change. Boogie shares more details about his bittersweet trip with Mew and then some magical kinky convos about it being normal to have a life where you always have to be in control, and yet desire to be the opposite in your play/dynamics.
End show song "Dancing is a sex toy"</description>
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      <title>318 Blood Vs Love</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2021 14:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/318-blood-vs-love</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's possible that a  simple point of view change could answer long debate over why men get freaked out over period sex.
End show song "Apocalypse"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's possible that a  simple point of view change…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's possible that a  simple point of view change could answer long debate over why men get freaked out over period sex.
End show song "Apocalypse"</description>
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      <title>317 Boogie Make Whoopie</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2021 11:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/317-boogie-make-whoopie</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie has something to actually talk about for potato mayhem!!
We talked about what can go wrong while you're on the ego parade in the dungeon and Boogie told really bad airplane jokes.
End show song "Little Miss H"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie has something to actually talk about for p…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie has something to actually talk about for potato mayhem!!
We talked about what can go wrong while you're on the ego parade in the dungeon and Boogie told really bad airplane jokes.
End show song "Little Miss H"</description>
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      <title>316 Dirty Mommy Dearest</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2021 04:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/316-dirty-mommy-dearest</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There is no ONE BDSM/kink/sex positive community.
There are 1000's of small communities that cater to 1000's of different kinks, roleplays and power exchange dynamics.
So do your best to find ones that are focused on good communication, honesty and self advocation!
End show song S.U.B</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There is no ONE BDSM/kink/sex positive community.…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There is no ONE BDSM/kink/sex positive community.
There are 1000's of small communities that cater to 1000's of different kinks, roleplays and power exchange dynamics.
So do your best to find ones that are focused on good communication, honesty and self advocation!
End show song S.U.B</description>
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      <title>315 Sitting Shiva With Kathy</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2021 03:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/315-sitting-shiva-with-kathy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy is having a rough time with a hard break up, so as a Perverted Podcast family the first half of this show is just spent sitting and letting her vent. It's not all pretty, but she deserves our support and love. 
End show song is "Divorce song"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy is having a rough time with a hard break up…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy is having a rough time with a hard break up, so as a Perverted Podcast family the first half of this show is just spent sitting and letting her vent. It's not all pretty, but she deserves our support and love. 
End show song is "Divorce song"</description>
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      <title>314 Kinky Mailbox Marathon</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2021 15:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/314-kinky-mailbox-marathon</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A lot of fun reading and discussing our amazing listener's emails.
end show song "Sex on Other Planets" WTF???</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A lot of fun reading and discussing our amazing l…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A lot of fun reading and discussing our amazing listener's emails.
end show song "Sex on Other Planets" WTF???</description>
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      <title>313 Positive Bad News Ish</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2021 03:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/313-positive-bad-news-ish</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This discussion was different, but important for the PP listeners.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This discussion was different, but important for …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This discussion was different, but important for the PP listeners.</description>
      <enclosure length="53369625" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1060957972-perverted-podcast-313-positive-bad-news-ish.mp3"/>
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      <title>312 Post Covid Kink Refresher</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2021 16:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/312-post-covid-kink-refresher</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Now that we are going back into human contact world, it's probably a good idea to do some refresher stuff.
Kathy and I will roleplay through a basic kinky playscene negotiation.
It's amazing all the stuff you forget...lol
End show song "The Seduction"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Now that we are going back into human contact wor…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Now that we are going back into human contact world, it's probably a good idea to do some refresher stuff.
Kathy and I will roleplay through a basic kinky playscene negotiation.
It's amazing all the stuff you forget...lol
End show song "The Seduction"</description>
      <enclosure length="61813136" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1057447261-perverted-podcast-312-post-covid-kink-refresher.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>311 Kathy D Day</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2021 13:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/311-kathy-d-day</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy gets so D and all is right with the world.
End show song is "Minimal Asperations"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy gets so D and all is right with the world.
…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy gets so D and all is right with the world.
End show song is "Minimal Asperations"</description>
      <enclosure length="62952910" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1052120122-perverted-podcast-311-kathy-d-day.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>310 THIS IS WAR</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2021 21:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/310-this-is-war</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy's quest for D is at a level that might require help!
End show song is "Sex with a Clown"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy's quest for D is at a level that might requ…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy's quest for D is at a level that might require help!
End show song is "Sex with a Clown"</description>
      <enclosure length="54779301" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1048342915-perverted-podcast-310-this-is-war.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>309 Pay 4 Play</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2021 13:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/309-pay-4-play</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:54:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There is nothing wrong with paying for a quality pro dom to give you the kinky experience you desire.
It is NOT the same as building an intimate connection and dynamic with a real partner, but not everyone is in a place in their life to find and nurture that type of relationship. So...maybe a pro?
End show song is the DD/lg magical tune "Mushroom and Sunflower" lol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There is nothing wrong with paying for a quality …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There is nothing wrong with paying for a quality pro dom to give you the kinky experience you desire.
It is NOT the same as building an intimate connection and dynamic with a real partner, but not everyone is in a place in their life to find and nurture that type of relationship. So...maybe a pro?
End show song is the DD/lg magical tune "Mushroom and Sunflower" lol</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>308 Cracks In The Foundation</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2021 01:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/308-cracks-in-the-foundation</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie learns a scary a valuable lesson.
End show song is "Fingers"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie learns a scary a valuable lesson.
End show…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie learns a scary a valuable lesson.
End show song is "Fingers"</description>
      <enclosure length="60843470" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1038792829-perverted-podcast-308-cracks-in-the-foundation.mp3"/>
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      <title>307 Sex And Free Pizza</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2021 05:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/307-sex-and-free-pizza</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>end show song is "Random" by Count Boogie</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>end show song is "Random" by Count Boogie</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>end show song is "Random" by Count Boogie</description>
      <enclosure length="56629188" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1034378347-perverted-podcast-307-sex-and-free-pizza.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>306 Salsa Cookie</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2021 16:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/306-salsa-cookie</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We just keep going...lol
End show song "kinky F**ky time"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We just keep going...lol
End show song "kinky F**…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We just keep going...lol
End show song "kinky F**ky time"</description>
      <enclosure length="63280172" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1030912228-perverted-podcast-306-salsa-cookie.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>305 Is Taboo Everything</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2021 14:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/305-is-taboo-everything</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is kink still kinky if the world accepted kink?
End show song "Ming at the Disco"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is kink still kinky if the world accepted kink?
E…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is kink still kinky if the world accepted kink?
End show song "Ming at the Disco"</description>
      <enclosure length="58042308" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1025108749-perverted-podcast-305-is-taboo-everything.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>304 Rock out with your bad self</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 14:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/304-me-my-sexual</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We live the dream!
Be yourself...own your YOU...put a fist in a special place!
Lowering expectations on social media can help you not go insane looking for quality kinky people...:D lol
End show song "Fisting"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We live the dream!
Be yourself...own your YOU...p…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We live the dream!
Be yourself...own your YOU...put a fist in a special place!
Lowering expectations on social media can help you not go insane looking for quality kinky people...:D lol
End show song "Fisting"</description>
      <enclosure length="60164287" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1020351310-perverted-podcast-304-me-my-sexual.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>303 Accidental Superhero</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2021 14:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/303-accidental-superhero</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>SO SO SORRY!, Bad audio on me for the first part of the show. (I'll spare you the tech blah blah) But...a great conversation about an amazing post that is an unfun reality.
Be your own champion! 
End show song "Limp Di*k</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>SO SO SORRY!, Bad audio on me for the first part …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>SO SO SORRY!, Bad audio on me for the first part of the show. (I'll spare you the tech blah blah) But...a great conversation about an amazing post that is an unfun reality.
Be your own champion! 
End show song "Limp Di*k</description>
      <enclosure length="57483914" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1016072098-perverted-podcast-303-accidental-superhero.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>302 Ride The Rim</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2021 03:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/302-ride-the-rim</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>oops...apparently I don't know what day it is again...poop!
Sorry for the late upload.
But here it is in all it's ummm...glory???</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>oops...apparently I don't know what day it is aga…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>oops...apparently I don't know what day it is again...poop!
Sorry for the late upload.
But here it is in all it's ummm...glory???</description>
      <enclosure length="57181312" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1010914129-perverted-podcast-302-ride-the-rim.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>301 PP Saves Iceland</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2021 14:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/301-pp-saves-iceland</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Iceland we are here for you in your time of much shaking!
End show song "You lie"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Iceland we are here for you in your time of much …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Iceland we are here for you in your time of much shaking!
End show song "You lie"</description>
      <enclosure length="58105838" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1004768353-perverted-podcast-301-pp-saves-iceland.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>300th Show in a row</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2021 03:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/300th-show-in-a-row</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Well...I don't know what we are exactly...but...we've done it 300 times now...lol
A day early to make up for being a day late last week...lol
Thank you all for being on this long strange trip with us.
Groupie love for everyone!!!
End show song "Unite" featuring the late great Fawna!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well...I don't know what we are exactly...but...w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Well...I don't know what we are exactly...but...we've done it 300 times now...lol
A day early to make up for being a day late last week...lol
Thank you all for being on this long strange trip with us.
Groupie love for everyone!!!
End show song "Unite" featuring the late great Fawna!!</description>
      <enclosure length="62800773" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/998222665-perverted-podcast-300th-show-in-a-row.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>299 Conflicted Donut</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2021 00:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/299-conflicted-donut</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>I'm so sorry!! lol  I was SO obsessed with not breaking our record of putting out 300 shows in a row, I forgot to upload 299 yesterday to SoundCloud...lol ugggh.
I upload to our Patreon users on Tuesday morn and the main feed on Thursday. So please if it's Thursday afternoon and there is no new show please email us, I'm either dead or blanked out...lol 
Love you all.
Boogie</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>I'm so sorry!! lol  I was SO obsessed with not br…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>I'm so sorry!! lol  I was SO obsessed with not breaking our record of putting out 300 shows in a row, I forgot to upload 299 yesterday to SoundCloud...lol ugggh.
I upload to our Patreon users on Tuesday morn and the main feed on Thursday. So please if it's Thursday afternoon and there is no new show please email us, I'm either dead or blanked out...lol 
Love you all.
Boogie</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>298 Me No U Garbage</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2021 14:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/298-me-no-u-garbage</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Thinking about loves past can be nice, but can also be an excuse to abuse yourself and distract from your amazing potential in the present.
End show song is "Thumby the Frog"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Thinking about loves past can be nice, but can al…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Thinking about loves past can be nice, but can also be an excuse to abuse yourself and distract from your amazing potential in the present.
End show song is "Thumby the Frog"</description>
      <enclosure length="58567265" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/988051114-perverted-podcast-298-me-no-u-garbage.mp3"/>
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      <title>297 Not So Super Freak</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 15:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/297-not-so-super-freak</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Maybe when you're on drugs and do kink...you might think everything is cool and consensual when it's not???
End show song "Pucker Stuck"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Maybe when you're on drugs and do kink...you migh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Maybe when you're on drugs and do kink...you might think everything is cool and consensual when it's not???
End show song "Pucker Stuck"</description>
      <enclosure length="61129772" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/983444275-perverted-podcast-297-not-so-super-freak.mp3"/>
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      <title>296 Ballence The Brat</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2021 16:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/296-ballence-the-brat</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Brats are fun, but there is a point where it can burn out the Dominant and make them shut off.
Find your individual limits and how to go to the source for answers.
End show song is "Idiot"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brats are fun, but there is a point where it can …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Brats are fun, but there is a point where it can burn out the Dominant and make them shut off.
Find your individual limits and how to go to the source for answers.
End show song is "Idiot"</description>
      <enclosure length="53295128" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/979052941-perverted-podcast-296-ballence-the-brat.mp3"/>
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      <title>295 Value Your Sex</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 16:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/295-value-your-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Your desires and level of sexual needs is valid REGARDLESS of the level your partner has. 
End show song is "Pooky the Beluga Whale"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Your desires and level of sexual needs is valid R…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Your desires and level of sexual needs is valid REGARDLESS of the level your partner has. 
End show song is "Pooky the Beluga Whale"</description>
      <enclosure length="55975918" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/974475328-perverted-podcast-295-value-your-sex.mp3"/>
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      <title>294 I WILL Sick Kathy On You</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 16:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/294-i-will-sick-kathy-on-you</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dealing with friends and families shame against your kink.
It sucks, but it's reality.
End show song "That's Meth"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dealing with friends and families shame against y…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dealing with friends and families shame against your kink.
It sucks, but it's reality.
End show song "That's Meth"</description>
      <enclosure length="61391604" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/969935617-perverted-podcast-294-i-will-sick-kathy-on-you.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>293 Stuffed In A Couch</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 14:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/293-stuffed-in-a-couch</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Woo Hoo a mind party of lovin' goodness!
Sandra from TranniesInTrouble.com visits to tell us some wild stories that bring up the question...can it still be hot and safer at the same time?? 
End show song "Quicksand" by Count Boogie</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Woo Hoo a mind party of lovin' goodness!
Sandra f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Woo Hoo a mind party of lovin' goodness!
Sandra from TranniesInTrouble.com visits to tell us some wild stories that bring up the question...can it still be hot and safer at the same time?? 
End show song "Quicksand" by Count Boogie</description>
      <enclosure length="64294141" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/965430283-perverted-podcast-293-stuffed-in-a-couch.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>292 We Survived</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2021 15:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/292-we-survived</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>WE DID IT! We survived 2020!
Oh sure it's just a day and a mental placebo but it IS evidence that our fears are not always accurate.
A GREAT conversation about not letting someone's "good" wash away their "bad"...you can still be abused by a "good" person.
End show song is "Laughing Song" let's do this another year???
Why not? What the hell else do Kathy and I have going on...lol
Love you!!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>WE DID IT! We survived 2020!
Oh sure it's just a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>WE DID IT! We survived 2020!
Oh sure it's just a day and a mental placebo but it IS evidence that our fears are not always accurate.
A GREAT conversation about not letting someone's "good" wash away their "bad"...you can still be abused by a "good" person.
End show song is "Laughing Song" let's do this another year???
Why not? What the hell else do Kathy and I have going on...lol
Love you!!!</description>
      <enclosure length="58742808" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/960994054-perverted-podcast-292-we-survived.mp3"/>
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      <title>291 Sex And Stuffing Stockings</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2020 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/291-sex-and-stuffing-stockings</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A little live nookie to spark up a conversation?? lol
We'll you'll have to listen.
Protecting the property is not always the responsibility of the Dom or sub...you have to take care of yourself as you are your own permanent resource.
End show song is a christmas tradition. " christmas booty" as many years ago I was dragged out of my apartment at gunpoint by cops while recording it. lol True story.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A little live nookie to spark up a conversation??…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A little live nookie to spark up a conversation?? lol
We'll you'll have to listen.
Protecting the property is not always the responsibility of the Dom or sub...you have to take care of yourself as you are your own permanent resource.
End show song is a christmas tradition. " christmas booty" as many years ago I was dragged out of my apartment at gunpoint by cops while recording it. lol True story.</description>
      <enclosure length="61042837" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/957172600-perverted-podcast-291-sex-and-stuffing-stockings.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>290 Unspoken Laws Of Primal</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2020 16:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/290-unspoken-laws-of-primal</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Get out yer GRRRRRRRRR! Cuz we dig into primal play and describing things that nature doesn't need to describe.
End show song is Dominitrix Drum Slap an old duet with the late great Fawna...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Get out yer GRRRRRRRRR! Cuz we dig into primal pl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Get out yer GRRRRRRRRR! Cuz we dig into primal play and describing things that nature doesn't need to describe.
End show song is Dominitrix Drum Slap an old duet with the late great Fawna...:D</description>
      <enclosure length="62595555" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/953563243-perverted-podcast-290-unspoken-laws-of-primal.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>289 Filling A Deep Void</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2020 18:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/289-filling-a-deep-void</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>what to do when your love is away???
a chance to find out how co-dependent we actually all are? lol
End show song "choke" bound to make some people hate me...lol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>what to do when your love is away???
a chance to …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>what to do when your love is away???
a chance to find out how co-dependent we actually all are? lol
End show song "choke" bound to make some people hate me...lol</description>
      <enclosure length="61865381" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/949558465-perverted-podcast-289-filling-a-deep-void.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>288 Victims Can Abuse Too</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 16:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/288-victims-can-abuse-too</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There are many that are victimized with trauma or mental disease and everyone needs to heal and recover at their own pace. BUT, there is a certain point when after a number of years the victim continues to not seek to get better, they themselves can become abusers to everyone around them. This is NOT a cuddly episode. This is a tough love episode.
So you've been warned.
End show song "Pooky the Beluga Whale"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There are many that are victimized with trauma or…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There are many that are victimized with trauma or mental disease and everyone needs to heal and recover at their own pace. BUT, there is a certain point when after a number of years the victim continues to not seek to get better, they themselves can become abusers to everyone around them. This is NOT a cuddly episode. This is a tough love episode.
So you've been warned.
End show song "Pooky the Beluga Whale"</description>
      <enclosure length="67830076" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/945054694-perverted-podcast-288-victims-can-abuse-too.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>287 Drowning in front of the treasure</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2020 19:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/287-drowning-in-front-of-the-treasure</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Look before you dive/leap/run whatever!
The kinky people will not be gone in a month if you take a little time to learn how to not give bad people a chance to ruin your first experiences and have you leave before tasting the magic!!
End show song is "Deadbeat Dad"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Look before you dive/leap/run whatever!
The kinky…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Look before you dive/leap/run whatever!
The kinky people will not be gone in a month if you take a little time to learn how to not give bad people a chance to ruin your first experiences and have you leave before tasting the magic!!
End show song is "Deadbeat Dad"</description>
      <enclosure length="60996443" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/940818727-perverted-podcast-287-drowning-in-front-of-the-treasure.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>286 Hello Monster</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2020 17:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/286-hello-monster</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>taking on your monster with honesty can be a painful experience. Thankfully Kathy talked about hers openly on the show.
We are a family of kinky people, just trying to make sense of it all.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>taking on your monster with honesty can be a pain…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>taking on your monster with honesty can be a painful experience. Thankfully Kathy talked about hers openly on the show.
We are a family of kinky people, just trying to make sense of it all.</description>
      <enclosure length="70505433" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/936573658-perverted-podcast-286-hello-monster.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>285 Born Kinky Or Not</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2020 16:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/285-born-kinky-or-not</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A ton of fun! Are we born kinky?
End show song "Cake and Circus"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A ton of fun! Are we born kinky?
End show song "C…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A ton of fun! Are we born kinky?
End show song "Cake and Circus"</description>
      <enclosure length="62882275" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/932240425-perverted-podcast-285-born-kinky-or-not.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>284 The Kinky Lovin We Miss</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/284-the-kinky-lovin-we-miss-1</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dealing with that wake up moment when you hit a bad place in a playscene.
End show song is a duet with the late great Fawna "shut up B___h"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dealing with that wake up moment when you hit a b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dealing with that wake up moment when you hit a bad place in a playscene.
End show song is a duet with the late great Fawna "shut up B___h"</description>
      <enclosure length="58790455" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/927947035-perverted-podcast-284-the-kinky-lovin-we-miss-1.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>283 Profiles R 1st Dates</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2020 00:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/283-profiles-r-1st-dates</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sorry to get this up a few hours late...my bad!
Here it is!!
Topics of the message you put out on your kinky profile might have a lot to do with the type of reactions you get.
End show song...No agenda</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sorry to get this up a few hours late...my bad!
H…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sorry to get this up a few hours late...my bad!
Here it is!!
Topics of the message you put out on your kinky profile might have a lot to do with the type of reactions you get.
End show song...No agenda</description>
      <enclosure length="57955790" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/924160840-perverted-podcast-283-profiles-r-1st-dates.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-zhVvfEabTr8qu1md-ZYGDVg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>282 Boogie Is BACK</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 15:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/282-boogie-is-back</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie barely made it back to L.A alive (some may regret) but he is back!
Great conversations about defining  and accepting YOUR limits in your relationships and or poly dynamics, dealing with being a harder player in public spaces. Then Kathy read are less than stellar group erotica and then there was a pretty/sad acoustic song called "You are done"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie barely made it back to L.A alive (some may…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie barely made it back to L.A alive (some may regret) but he is back!
Great conversations about defining  and accepting YOUR limits in your relationships and or poly dynamics, dealing with being a harder player in public spaces. Then Kathy read are less than stellar group erotica and then there was a pretty/sad acoustic song called "You are done"</description>
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      <title>281 Ugly Side Of Kink</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2020 07:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/281-ugly-side-of-kink</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:28:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>driving back from Texas uploading at a gas station in New Mexico...lol
more info later...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>driving back from Texas uploading at a gas statio…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>driving back from Texas uploading at a gas station in New Mexico...lol
more info later...:D</description>
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      <title>280 Human Stuff Sucks</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2020 09:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/280-human-stuff-sucks</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie battles against biology and then we answered some tough questions about age play and society.
End show "That's Meth"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie battles against biology and then we answer…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie battles against biology and then we answered some tough questions about age play and society.
End show "That's Meth"</description>
      <enclosure length="46737348" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/910897396-perverted-podcast-280-human-stuff-sucks.mp3"/>
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      <title>279 Climbing Kinky Mountains</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2020 10:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/279-climbing-kinky-mountains</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Creating an environment that your partners can talk to you about their kinky desires can not only make or break the potential for great freaky sex, but also build the trust you need to do more!
End show song "Idiot"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Creating an environment that your partners can ta…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Creating an environment that your partners can talk to you about their kinky desires can not only make or break the potential for great freaky sex, but also build the trust you need to do more!
End show song "Idiot"</description>
      <enclosure length="68217942" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/907009714-perverted-podcast-279-climbing-kinky-mountains.mp3"/>
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      <title>278 Battles Sex And Headley</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2020 10:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/278-battles-sex-and-headley</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a wild ride kids!
Passion, screaming and Headley our show sponsor comes along to talk about tea service and the mental headspace of chastity.
To celebrate breast cancer awareness month our end show song is "Self breast exam song"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a wild ride kids!
Passion, screaming and Hea…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a wild ride kids!
Passion, screaming and Headley our show sponsor comes along to talk about tea service and the mental headspace of chastity.
To celebrate breast cancer awareness month our end show song is "Self breast exam song"</description>
      <enclosure length="64893913" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/902693059-perverted-podcast-278-battles-sex-and-headley.mp3"/>
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      <title>277 Let It Out</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2020 11:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/277-let-it-out</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The true freedom that comes from being able to be human in front of your partner.
A bunch of dirty smack talk and of course a song at the end...lol
End show song The Seduction</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The true freedom that comes from being able to be…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The true freedom that comes from being able to be human in front of your partner.
A bunch of dirty smack talk and of course a song at the end...lol
End show song The Seduction</description>
      <enclosure length="61796417" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/898719607-perverted-podcast-277-let-it-out.mp3"/>
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      <title>276 Tinkle Tinkle Sex Star</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2020 10:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/276-tinkle-tinkle-sex-star</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy has been holding back her new discovery until now!
Then we talked about the kinky mindset and things we learned carrying us through the physical kink drought.
Then we talked a bunch of smack and said stupid s**t...just as you'd expect...:D
End show song "Limp D**k</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy has been holding back her new discovery unt…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy has been holding back her new discovery until now!
Then we talked about the kinky mindset and things we learned carrying us through the physical kink drought.
Then we talked a bunch of smack and said stupid s**t...just as you'd expect...:D
End show song "Limp D**k</description>
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      <title>275 Lower Your Standards</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2020 12:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/275-lower-your-standards</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes you have to go make your opportunities instead of wait for them. Life is not really looking for you. You must look for life.
And some smack talk and something about a buffet???
End show song is "Messiah Bot"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes you have to go make your opportunities …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sometimes you have to go make your opportunities instead of wait for them. Life is not really looking for you. You must look for life.
And some smack talk and something about a buffet???
End show song is "Messiah Bot"</description>
      <enclosure length="51391323" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/890882344-perverted-podcast-275-lower-your-standards.mp3"/>
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      <title>274 Pics R Edgeplay</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2020 12:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/274-pics-r-edgeplay</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So many people do it and so many people get burned by it.
I trust you and love you today...will not be that forever.
And now that person has nude pics of you...forever.
end show song is a duet with the late great Fawna (my comedy nemisis) in a song inspired by the movie "Big Fish"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So many people do it and so many people get burne…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So many people do it and so many people get burned by it.
I trust you and love you today...will not be that forever.
And now that person has nude pics of you...forever.
end show song is a duet with the late great Fawna (my comedy nemisis) in a song inspired by the movie "Big Fish"</description>
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      <title>273 Pickled Sex D</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2020 12:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/273-pickled-sex-d</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Maintaining a power exchange when shite is going crazy can be tough.
We talked about that and strange things to do so Kathy will have enough penis in her life.
End show song is "Internet Grammar Nazi</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Maintaining a power exchange when shite is going …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Maintaining a power exchange when shite is going crazy can be tough.
We talked about that and strange things to do so Kathy will have enough penis in her life.
End show song is "Internet Grammar Nazi</description>
      <enclosure length="56634203" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/882884734-perverted-podcast-273-pickled-sex-d.mp3"/>
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      <title>272 Kathy And The Devil</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2020 11:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/272-kathy-and-the-devil</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy meets a new unexpected fan, and we talk about a very needed positive fetlife post. 
End show song is Redneck Buddha</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy meets a new unexpected fan, and we talk abo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy meets a new unexpected fan, and we talk about a very needed positive fetlife post. 
End show song is Redneck Buddha</description>
      <enclosure length="57714210" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/878951755-perverted-podcast-272-kathy-and-the-devil.mp3"/>
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      <title>271 Love God Or Slob God</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2020 10:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/271-love-god-or-slob-god</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Religious roleplay, waxplay and knowing how much time you need after a relationship before playing again.
End show song is Grandma's Farm</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Religious roleplay, waxplay and knowing how much …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Religious roleplay, waxplay and knowing how much time you need after a relationship before playing again.
End show song is Grandma's Farm</description>
      <enclosure length="73391441" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/874991701-perverted-podcast-271-love-god-or-slob-god.mp3"/>
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      <title>270 Kinky Weather</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2020 12:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/270-kinky-weather</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What motivates some tops and sadists to play?
Your favorite train wreck Perverted Podcast provides many moments where you can say to yourself "hey, I'm not THAT f***ed up!" :D
End show song is "The Fisting song"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What motivates some tops and sadists to play?
You…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What motivates some tops and sadists to play?
Your favorite train wreck Perverted Podcast provides many moments where you can say to yourself "hey, I'm not THAT f***ed up!" :D
End show song is "The Fisting song"</description>
      <enclosure length="67374501" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/871138129-perverted-podcast-270-kinky-weather.mp3"/>
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      <title>269 Texas Love Chaos</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2020 12:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/269-texas-love-chaos</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie made it to the planet Texas!
We talked about coercion and long term manipulation against your limits.
Then we talked about what to do when you develop feelings in a D/s when feelings were not supposed to be developed.
End show song "Right there"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie made it to the planet Texas!
We talked abo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie made it to the planet Texas!
We talked about coercion and long term manipulation against your limits.
Then we talked about what to do when you develop feelings in a D/s when feelings were not supposed to be developed.
End show song "Right there"</description>
      <enclosure length="63798442" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/867088324-perverted-podcast-269-texas-love-chaos.mp3"/>
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      <title>268 Git Yer Spurs!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2020 12:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/268-git-yer-spurs</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>For those of you that have listened to the show and worried about Boogies living situation, this will be some good news?? Maybe??
Lots of crazy talk and some good conversations about whether or not we NEED to save everyone.
End show song is Let's Go!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>For those of you that have listened to the show a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>For those of you that have listened to the show and worried about Boogies living situation, this will be some good news?? Maybe??
Lots of crazy talk and some good conversations about whether or not we NEED to save everyone.
End show song is Let's Go!</description>
      <enclosure length="57601361" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/863031100-perverted-podcast-268-git-yer-spurs.mp3"/>
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      <title>267 Sex Rebel</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2020 15:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/267-sex-rebel</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you value yourself you attract people with more value.
A fun listener segue with anal hooks!!
A lot of smack talk.
And a PSA style song of magical truth at the end.
We are Perverted Podcast...and we are here for you...beetchez!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you value yourself you attract people with mor…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you value yourself you attract people with more value.
A fun listener segue with anal hooks!!
A lot of smack talk.
And a PSA style song of magical truth at the end.
We are Perverted Podcast...and we are here for you...beetchez!!</description>
      <enclosure length="57897276" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/859024675-perverted-podcast-267-sex-rebel.mp3"/>
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      <title>266 Meltdown Humor</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2020 15:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/266-meltdown-humor</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Meltdowns are funny if you let them be!
End show song about Bugs at a rave</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Meltdowns are funny if you let them be!
End show …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Meltdowns are funny if you let them be!
End show song about Bugs at a rave</description>
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      <title>265 Sexy Fire Pigs</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 14:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/265-sexy-fire-pigs</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>From the parking of Best Buy Electronics, to a creepy storage unit in Burbank, WE WILL GET A SHOW to our amazing listeners during a pandemic!
Kinky sex, forest fire pig love and a lovely song at the end.
Our show is the reason you look at life differently!
...whether that's a good thing or a bad thing...wut eva! We are a kinky sex law unto ourselves!! 
Enjoy the show and take pride in sayin' "at least I'm not as F**ed up as these idiots" :D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>From the parking of Best Buy Electronics, to a cr…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>From the parking of Best Buy Electronics, to a creepy storage unit in Burbank, WE WILL GET A SHOW to our amazing listeners during a pandemic!
Kinky sex, forest fire pig love and a lovely song at the end.
Our show is the reason you look at life differently!
...whether that's a good thing or a bad thing...wut eva! We are a kinky sex law unto ourselves!! 
Enjoy the show and take pride in sayin' "at least I'm not as F**ed up as these idiots" :D</description>
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      <title>264 Jerky Jerky</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/264-jerky-jerky</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Being strong enough to say no!  Hookers should be legal and get covid benefits and a WHOLE lot of smack talkin'
End song is No Agenda</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Being strong enough to say no!  Hookers should be…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Being strong enough to say no!  Hookers should be legal and get covid benefits and a WHOLE lot of smack talkin'
End song is No Agenda</description>
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      <title>263 J On The T S</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/263-j-on-the-t-s</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Not letting past baggage affect your new relationships and a whole lot of smack talking...lol  Especially listen to the end show....something magical happened! :D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Not letting past baggage affect your new relation…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Not letting past baggage affect your new relationships and a whole lot of smack talking...lol  Especially listen to the end show....something magical happened! :D</description>
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      <title>262 School Wetness _BDSM Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2020 13:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/262-school-wetness-bdsm-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:30:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dirty delightful fun and ya just mean think a little too!
End show song is "Unite" duet with the late great Fawna.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dirty delightful fun and ya just mean think a lit…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dirty delightful fun and ya just mean think a little too!
End show song is "Unite" duet with the late great Fawna.</description>
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      <title>261 Cartoon Dungeon Sex</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2020 16:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/261-cartoon-dungeon-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So much crazy talking about a poly concept that has massive crossover to all your relationships, from family to friends to co-workers.
End show song is "Death to Vanilla Sex"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So much crazy talking about a poly concept that h…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So much crazy talking about a poly concept that has massive crossover to all your relationships, from family to friends to co-workers.
End show song is "Death to Vanilla Sex"</description>
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      <title>260 PP 5 Sexy Years Old</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2020 13:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/260-pp-5-sexy-years-old</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>5 years of Perverted Podcast and no looking back!!!
Bunny visits and other immortal godlike advice from a group of people that actually live out there sexuality, for better or worse in front of you!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>5 years of Perverted Podcast and no looking back!…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>5 years of Perverted Podcast and no looking back!!!
Bunny visits and other immortal godlike advice from a group of people that actually live out there sexuality, for better or worse in front of you!</description>
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      <title>259 Squiggle Spunk</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2020 15:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/259-squiggle-spunk</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The joy is here!! 
end show song is Pucker Stuck</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The joy is here!! 
end show song is Pucker Stuck</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The joy is here!! 
end show song is Pucker Stuck</description>
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      <title>258 Cookie Love</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2020 17:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/258-cookie-love</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When to block for your own mental health, and a whole bunch of kinky podcast mayhem.
End show song "Poosy Cookies"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When to block for your own mental health, and a w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When to block for your own mental health, and a whole bunch of kinky podcast mayhem.
End show song "Poosy Cookies"</description>
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      <title>257 Come Out Swinging</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2020 14:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/257-come-out-swinging</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What happens if you hurt someone in the not fun/expected way?
End show song is "Thank you China"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What happens if you hurt someone in the not fun/e…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What happens if you hurt someone in the not fun/expected way?
End show song is "Thank you China"</description>
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      <title>256 She RETURNS    Kinky Sex Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2020 13:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/256-she-returns-kinky-sex-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>To Kathy's dismay...someone came back for a visit!!
Tons of dirty joke fun and hey...you might just learn somethin' :D
End show song "Dominitrix drum slap"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>To Kathy's dismay...someone came back for a visit…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>To Kathy's dismay...someone came back for a visit!!
Tons of dirty joke fun and hey...you might just learn somethin' :D
End show song "Dominitrix drum slap"</description>
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      <title>255 Love Sex Wireless Bunny</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2020 17:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/255-love-sex-wireless-bunny</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Bunny comes back for a new fan fiction segment and all your normal mayhem and kinky destruction!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bunny comes back for a new fan fiction segment an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Bunny comes back for a new fan fiction segment and all your normal mayhem and kinky destruction!!</description>
      <enclosure length="56683523" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/805474669-perverted-podcast-255-love-sex-wireless-bunny.mp3"/>
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      <title>254 Love Chair Virgins</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2020 15:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/254-love-chair-virgins</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We are strong and love you all and your genitals!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We are strong and love you all and your genitals!</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We are strong and love you all and your genitals!</description>
      <enclosure length="62558775" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/800093776-perverted-podcast-254-love-chair-virgins.mp3"/>
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      <title>253 Shower Curtain Sex Fight</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2020 15:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/253-shower-curtain-sex-fight</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:24:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Two new segments "Social Enigma" and "PP listener segue"  lots of fun.
end show song is "Flying Carpet " EDM</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Two new segments "Social Enigma" and "PP listener…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Two new segments "Social Enigma" and "PP listener segue"  lots of fun.
end show song is "Flying Carpet " EDM</description>
      <enclosure length="81547079" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/794597074-perverted-podcast-253-shower-curtain-sex-fight.mp3"/>
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      <title>252 We Are Vaginas</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2020 15:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/252-we-are-vaginas</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Our FIRST 100% remote show and let me tell you it was a nightmare of technical and editing issues BUT...We have a show!!!
We are strong...we adapt...we conquer!! Ok....you conquer...we usually train wreck like a crack hooker and then adapt some more, but you get the point!! :D
End show some is " LONE COW "</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our FIRST 100% remote show and let me tell you it…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our FIRST 100% remote show and let me tell you it was a nightmare of technical and editing issues BUT...We have a show!!!
We are strong...we adapt...we conquer!! Ok....you conquer...we usually train wreck like a crack hooker and then adapt some more, but you get the point!! :D
End show some is " LONE COW "</description>
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      <title>251 Worse Things At Sea</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2020 15:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/251-worse-things-at-sea</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We MUST stay positive because duh! You get sick easier if you are mental!!!
Kinky stuff and love.
End show song "Not the only one"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We MUST stay positive because duh! You get sick e…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We MUST stay positive because duh! You get sick easier if you are mental!!!
Kinky stuff and love.
End show song "Not the only one"</description>
      <enclosure length="63125945" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783776944-perverted-podcast-251-worse-things-at-sea.mp3"/>
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      <title>250  Cookie Slllutz</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2020 14:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/250-cookie-slllutz</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A show about kinky stuff, relationships and dirty smack talk.
End show song.."Laughing song"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A show about kinky stuff, relationships and dirty…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A show about kinky stuff, relationships and dirty smack talk.
End show song.."Laughing song"</description>
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      <title>249 Tumble Uphill</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2020 16:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/249-tumble-uphill</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>End show song "Stuffed animal orgy"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>End show song "Stuffed animal orgy"</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>End show song "Stuffed animal orgy"</description>
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      <title>248 Whore Your Own Way</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 13:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/248-whore-your-own-way</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Show sponsored by Headly...thankyou!
End show song "Random"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Show sponsored by Headly...thankyou!
End show son…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Show sponsored by Headly...thankyou!
End show song "Random"</description>
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      <title>247 But Wait Theres MORE</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2020 16:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/247-but-wait-theres-more</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:31:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Living the PP dream in Kathy's bedroom recording on the first run of "The Ugly Box"...fun show!
End show song "The Seduction"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Living the PP dream in Kathy's bedroom recording …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Living the PP dream in Kathy's bedroom recording on the first run of "The Ugly Box"...fun show!
End show song "The Seduction"</description>
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      <title>246 Bad Fit Bad</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2020 16:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/246-bad-fit-bad</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This show was sponsored by Headly
End show song...internet grammer Nazi</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This show was sponsored by Headly
End show song..…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This show was sponsored by Headly
End show song...internet grammer Nazi</description>
      <enclosure length="77103754" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/763835959-perverted-podcast-246-bad-fit-bad.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>245 Two Types Of Sex Brain</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2020 17:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/245-two-types-of-sex-brain</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:24:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>end show song is a song from the ZUA days "Minimal Aspirations" with Bunny on lead vox.
the video on youtube is amazing...and will shock you at the end!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>end show song is a song from the ZUA days "Minima…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>end show song is a song from the ZUA days "Minimal Aspirations" with Bunny on lead vox.
the video on youtube is amazing...and will shock you at the end!</description>
      <enclosure length="80770092" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/760661470-perverted-podcast-245-two-types-of-sex-brain.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>244 Non Sexy Pants Play</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2020 16:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/244-non-sexy-pants-play</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:33:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>end show song is "Little Miss H</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>end show song is "Little Miss H</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>end show song is "Little Miss H</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>243 Date Killer</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2020 16:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/243-date-killer</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Don't approach dating as an excuse to convince someone you are not good enough for them. 
That's not how it works.
End show song "Co-Dependent"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Don't approach dating as an excuse to convince so…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Don't approach dating as an excuse to convince someone you are not good enough for them. 
That's not how it works.
End show song "Co-Dependent"</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>242 The Sexiness Of NO</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2020 17:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/242-the-sexiness-of-no</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:31:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Having safe words in the community is not an excuse to ignore the word No OUTSIDE of a negotiated playscene.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Having safe words in the community is not an excu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Having safe words in the community is not an excuse to ignore the word No OUTSIDE of a negotiated playscene.</description>
      <enclosure length="87505505" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/748288471-perverted-podcast-242-the-sexiness-of-no.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>241 ASMR Make Out</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2020 16:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/241-asmr-make-out</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:37:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>End show song "Dr. Procto"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>End show song "Dr. Procto"</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>End show song "Dr. Procto"</description>
      <enclosure length="93412522" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/744462562-perverted-podcast-241-asmr-make-out.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000668590066-hxr01n-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>240 RIsk Aware Consensual Orgy</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2020 16:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/240-risk-aware-consensual-orgy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:26:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Orgies with a cold! Never give up!!! lol
Everybody is sick and we fight on in the battle of kinky living!!
End show song is Cafe Latte</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Orgies with a cold! Never give up!!! lol
Everybod…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Orgies with a cold! Never give up!!! lol
Everybody is sick and we fight on in the battle of kinky living!!
End show song is Cafe Latte</description>
      <enclosure length="83261547" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/740837149-perverted-podcast-240-risk-aware-consensual-orgy.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000664937512-dl8923-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>239 Name That Spank</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jan 2020 13:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/239-name-that-spank</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>An amazing, wonderful and insane year.
Sometimes we have to stand up for reality when the fantasy doesn't match our abilities to perform.
End show song is Kiny Fu**y time.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>An amazing, wonderful and insane year.
Sometimes …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>An amazing, wonderful and insane year.
Sometimes we have to stand up for reality when the fantasy doesn't match our abilities to perform.
End show song is Kiny Fu**y time.</description>
      <enclosure length="77265923" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/737171314-perverted-podcast-239-name-that-spank.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000661276513-qag40n-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>238 Sorta Not Xmas Show</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Dec 2019 17:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/238-sorta-not-xmas-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jingles sponsored by Headly...lol :D
Punishment vs. Funishment
End show song "Christmas Booty"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jingles sponsored by Headly...lol :D
Punishment v…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Jingles sponsored by Headly...lol :D
Punishment vs. Funishment
End show song "Christmas Booty"</description>
      <enclosure length="80242210" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/734209528-perverted-podcast-238-sorta-not-xmas-show.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000658628152-0k2eaz-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>237 Stuck To Ma Leg</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2019 16:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/237-stuck-to-ma-leg</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:30:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy was not among us but we managed to squeak out some good conversations about being too clingy, pet play and options for lighter or less physically strenuous play. End show song is "Cake and Circus"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy was not among us but we managed to squeak o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy was not among us but we managed to squeak out some good conversations about being too clingy, pet play and options for lighter or less physically strenuous play. End show song is "Cake and Circus"</description>
      <enclosure length="86751506" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/730958083-perverted-podcast-237-stuck-to-ma-leg.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000655523629-io5gdg-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>236 Sex And Hook Wounds</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2019 14:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/236-sex-and-hook-wounds</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:21:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Am I part of the problem?
Can switches be great Dominants?
Unger returns with normal gruesome Unger pics.
End show song "Cherry Smile"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Am I part of the problem?
Can switches be great D…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Am I part of the problem?
Can switches be great Dominants?
Unger returns with normal gruesome Unger pics.
End show song "Cherry Smile"</description>
      <enclosure length="78417400" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/726802657-perverted-podcast-236-sex-and-hook-wounds.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000651165979-s3bylr-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>235 Secret Treasure Returns</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2019 19:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/235-secret-treasure-returns</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:32:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Secret treasure returns!...so much fun putting secret items inside a woman and then letting a room full of people guess what it is...lol
End show song "I turn stupid" with the late great Fawna on vocals.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Secret treasure returns!...so much fun putting se…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Secret treasure returns!...so much fun putting secret items inside a woman and then letting a room full of people guess what it is...lol
End show song "I turn stupid" with the late great Fawna on vocals.</description>
      <enclosure length="88618948" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/723286513-perverted-podcast-235-secret-treasure-returns.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000647703352-y72d1t-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>234 Great Partners In Crime</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2019 18:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/234-great-partners-in-crime</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:18:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Got suckered into self reflection about all of the great partners in crime.
You mean I didn't get this great on my own??? lol
End show song "You are done"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Got suckered into self reflection about all of th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Got suckered into self reflection about all of the great partners in crime.
You mean I didn't get this great on my own??? lol
End show song "You are done"</description>
      <enclosure length="75756254" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/719917378-perverted-podcast-234-great-partners-in-crime.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000644526325-uow8w9-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>233 Thunderbolt And Lightning</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/233-thunderbolt-and-lightning</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:34:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Owning your mistakes and a mini-new-love lab?
Boogie reaches out for a PP listener "school picture" and lots of un PC jokes and comments!
End show song "Jillian"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Owning your mistakes and a mini-new-love lab?
Boo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Owning your mistakes and a mini-new-love lab?
Boogie reaches out for a PP listener "school picture" and lots of un PC jokes and comments!
End show song "Jillian"</description>
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      <title>232 Anal Tug Of War</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Nov 2019 17:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/232-anal-tug-of-war</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:28:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The experiments have begun again now that we're at Tony's Fu**ing Castle!
Good times good discussions and 2 women pulling on 2 hooks attached by a rope from across the room inserted into???? 
Well...just listen and find out.
End show song is "Deadbeat Dad"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The experiments have begun again now that we're a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The experiments have begun again now that we're at Tony's Fu**ing Castle!
Good times good discussions and 2 women pulling on 2 hooks attached by a rope from across the room inserted into???? 
Well...just listen and find out.
End show song is "Deadbeat Dad"</description>
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      <title>231 Love Nutrition</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Nov 2019 16:20:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/231-love-nutrition</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:25:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Our first show in our new temp home at Anthony's place, otherwise known as Tony's Fu**in' Castle.
Sorry about the some slight sound issues, but that is pretty common for each new set up. :D
End show song is "If my cat likes you."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our first show in our new temp home at Anthony's …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our first show in our new temp home at Anthony's place, otherwise known as Tony's Fu**in' Castle.
Sorry about the some slight sound issues, but that is pretty common for each new set up. :D
End show song is "If my cat likes you."</description>
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      <title>230 Halloween Show 2019</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2019 17:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/230-halloween-show-2019</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Yaaaaaaa Halloweeeeeeeeen show.
Objectification and mayhem!! 
End show song "Apocalypse"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yaaaaaaa Halloweeeeeeeeen show.
Objectification a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Yaaaaaaa Halloweeeeeeeeen show.
Objectification and mayhem!! 
End show song "Apocalypse"</description>
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      <title>229 Well That Happened</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2019 16:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/229-well-that-happened</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:18:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Some trains pick up steam as they go...lol
You DON'T have to take a lot of pain to be a great bottom!
end show song The runner</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Some trains pick up steam as they go...lol
You DO…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Some trains pick up steam as they go...lol
You DON'T have to take a lot of pain to be a great bottom!
end show song The runner</description>
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      <title>228 Body Parts Chaos</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2019 15:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/228-body-parts-chaos</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Genitals can have bad days. They are not robots and deserve respect and patience!
Also...it's GREAT to be a new top and afraid that you are going to harm your bottom. That is a great starting point to better communication and play. 
End show song "We are Lobster"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Genitals can have bad days. They are not robots a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Genitals can have bad days. They are not robots and deserve respect and patience!
Also...it's GREAT to be a new top and afraid that you are going to harm your bottom. That is a great starting point to better communication and play. 
End show song "We are Lobster"</description>
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      <title>227 Body Heat Balls</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2019 14:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/227-body-heat-balls</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Insanity, mayhem and cooking tips? 
Attacking the myth that everyone kinky is somehow "damaged".
End show song is Self Breast exam.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Insanity, mayhem and cooking tips? 
Attacking the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Insanity, mayhem and cooking tips? 
Attacking the myth that everyone kinky is somehow "damaged".
End show song is Self Breast exam.</description>
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      <title>226 Thinking Kinky</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2019 15:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/226-thinking-kinky</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome potential visitors from The Thinking Atheist...Do not be afraid...we've had our shots.
A fun show about Perversion, being the right kinkster for the right partner, singing to Kathy's va jay jay and other socially awkward topics.
End show song is "Two Minutes Twice" by Count Boogie</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome potential visitors from The Thinking Athe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Welcome potential visitors from The Thinking Atheist...Do not be afraid...we've had our shots.
A fun show about Perversion, being the right kinkster for the right partner, singing to Kathy's va jay jay and other socially awkward topics.
End show song is "Two Minutes Twice" by Count Boogie</description>
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      <title>225 Kinky Again.mp3</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2019 16:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/225-kinky-againmp3</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Finally starting to regain his head, Boogie gets back to perversion!
End show song Porn Star.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Finally starting to regain his head, Boogie gets …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Finally starting to regain his head, Boogie gets back to perversion!
End show song Porn Star.</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>224  Too 2 Much Information</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 15:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/224-too-2-much-information</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>People like to listen to dysfunction. 
We satisfy that need.
End show song...Choke</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>People like to listen to dysfunction. 
We satisfy…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>People like to listen to dysfunction. 
We satisfy that need.
End show song...Choke</description>
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      <title>223 Lead A Horse To Kink</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/223-lead-a-horse-to-kink</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:28:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Does being in the kink community make you smarter, better, more open, wiser?
Let's talk about dat!!
End show song is Cyberbully</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Does being in the kink community make you smarter…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Does being in the kink community make you smarter, better, more open, wiser?
Let's talk about dat!!
End show song is Cyberbully</description>
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      <title>222 Inspired Dynamics</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2019 18:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/222-inspired-dynamics</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:28:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Talking about how all relationships do better when inspired to your natural dynamic and then we made a lot of jokes and then at the end played a song Boogie wrote about being with a prostitute in Mexico "Gabby" :D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Talking about how all relationships do better whe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Talking about how all relationships do better when inspired to your natural dynamic and then we made a lot of jokes and then at the end played a song Boogie wrote about being with a prostitute in Mexico "Gabby" :D</description>
      <enclosure length="84633707" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/676329206-perverted-podcast-222-inspired-dynamics.mp3"/>
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      <title>221 Love Siren</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2019 16:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/221-love-siren</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>More things that make us insane, the purity of a good dungeon experience and a noise that will hurt your genitals. End Show song "Rubber Jazz"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>More things that make us insane, the purity of a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>More things that make us insane, the purity of a good dungeon experience and a noise that will hurt your genitals. End Show song "Rubber Jazz"</description>
      <enclosure length="64005750" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/672821966-perverted-podcast-221-love-siren.mp3"/>
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      <title>220 On The Edge</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Aug 2019 16:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/220-on-the-edge</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:24:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Ok...so maybe Boogie was a little sleep deprived and manic...but it's fun to watch a train crash...RIGHT???
End show song "That's Meth"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ok...so maybe Boogie was a little sleep deprived …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Ok...so maybe Boogie was a little sleep deprived and manic...but it's fun to watch a train crash...RIGHT???
End show song "That's Meth"</description>
      <enclosure length="81246148" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/669512531-perverted-podcast-220-on-the-edge.mp3"/>
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      <title>219 Kathys Special Place</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2019 13:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/219-kathys-special-place</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Our first show in a new place. End show song "i Spy"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our first show in a new place. End show song "i S…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our first show in a new place. End show song "i Spy"</description>
      <enclosure length="66961139" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/666135794-perverted-podcast-219-kathys-special-place.mp3"/>
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      <title>218 Last Show In Love Lab 1</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2019 13:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/218-last-show-in-love-lab-1</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A great last show in the love lab before having to move.
SOOOO much love and dirty amazing sex and kink, so much learning and an inspiration to get our ass in gear and get LOVE LAB 2!!!
End show song.. Pity F a nerd.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A great last show in the love lab before having t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A great last show in the love lab before having to move.
SOOOO much love and dirty amazing sex and kink, so much learning and an inspiration to get our ass in gear and get LOVE LAB 2!!!
End show song.. Pity F a nerd.</description>
      <enclosure length="63227092" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/662918222-perverted-podcast-218-last-show-in-love-lab-1.mp3"/>
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      <title>217 Air From Down There</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2019 15:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/217-air-from-down-there</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Great having Kathy's ex guest host on the show...:D
End show song "Catalina"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Great having Kathy's ex guest host on the show...…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Great having Kathy's ex guest host on the show...:D
End show song "Catalina"</description>
      <enclosure length="79310997" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/659597039-perverted-podcast-217-air-from-down-there.mp3"/>
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      <title>216 Threesomes Cure Stuff</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jul 2019 13:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/216-threesomes-cure</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:18:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about degradation fantasy vs. real time respect.
End show song is "No Agenda".</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about degradation fantasy vs. real time…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about degradation fantasy vs. real time respect.
End show song is "No Agenda".</description>
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      <title>215 Parting Love Grenade</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2019 13:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/215-parting-love-grenade</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Well...there it is kids!
We talked a little about this chapter closing and the fun stuff ahead.
End show song is "Quicksand"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well...there it is kids!
We talked a little about…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Well...there it is kids!
We talked a little about this chapter closing and the fun stuff ahead.
End show song is "Quicksand"</description>
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      <title>214 Sexy Chicken Cube</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/214-sexy-chicken-cube</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The mayhem continues...seek to be your authentic kinky self and find more happiness as opposed to trying to be something your not and be miserable.
End show song is Mushroom and Sunflower</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The mayhem continues...seek to be your authentic …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The mayhem continues...seek to be your authentic kinky self and find more happiness as opposed to trying to be something your not and be miserable.
End show song is Mushroom and Sunflower</description>
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      <title>213 Tossed Salad Boogie</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2019 14:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/213-tossed-salad-boogie</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This is the best vague description of what's going on in Boogie's and the place we know longer talk about, that I will give.
If things change for me...It's ON...lol
Other than that we talked about some fun kinky stuff and started a new band with Del??? lol  Shut up Bi**h is the end song that fits the moment the best. At the end...our listeners are loves and our listeners are all that matters.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the best vague description of what's goin…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This is the best vague description of what's going on in Boogie's and the place we know longer talk about, that I will give.
If things change for me...It's ON...lol
Other than that we talked about some fun kinky stuff and started a new band with Del??? lol  Shut up Bi**h is the end song that fits the moment the best. At the end...our listeners are loves and our listeners are all that matters.</description>
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      <title>212 Face Yourself</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2019 13:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/212-face-yourself</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>You can not effectively communicate with someone else if your not willing to be honest with yourself.
End show song...Limp D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>You can not effectively communicate with someone …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>You can not effectively communicate with someone else if your not willing to be honest with yourself.
End show song...Limp D</description>
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      <title>211 B Day P Cookies</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2019 13:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/211-b-day-p-cookies</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Made some P Cookies and celebrated some B-days.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Made some P Cookies and celebrated some B-days.</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Made some P Cookies and celebrated some B-days.</description>
      <enclosure length="71327559" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/639512049-perverted-podcast-211-b-day-p-cookies.mp3"/>
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      <title>210 Love Ankle</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2019 13:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/210-love-ankle</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to let a certain side of your kink come back out when you've been hurt by others. And then we talked about some wierd stuff.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to let a certain side of your kink come back …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to let a certain side of your kink come back out when you've been hurt by others. And then we talked about some wierd stuff.</description>
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      <title>209 So Much Naked</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2019 16:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/209-so-much-naked</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It was my Birthday and it was fun with lots O nake women!
love you all! 
Two minutes Twice! is the greatest song ever written...by me for the end show song</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It was my Birthday and it was fun with lots O nak…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It was my Birthday and it was fun with lots O nake women!
love you all! 
Two minutes Twice! is the greatest song ever written...by me for the end show song</description>
      <enclosure length="76049243" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/632722017-perverted-podcast-209-so-much-naked.mp3"/>
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      <title>208  4 Years Of CRAZY PP</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2019 13:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/208-4-years-of-crazy-pp</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Well hear it is...4 years of Perverted Podcast and you can clearly see why we haven't gone mainstream! lol
Is that a good thing or bad thing is your choice...:D
Love you all and thank you for being with us all this time.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well hear it is...4 years of Perverted Podcast an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Well hear it is...4 years of Perverted Podcast and you can clearly see why we haven't gone mainstream! lol
Is that a good thing or bad thing is your choice...:D
Love you all and thank you for being with us all this time.</description>
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      <title>207 Cramp Foot Liver Bone</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2019 13:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/207-cramp-foot-liver-bone</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is giving mouth pleasure and act of submission or Dominance?
And then, our personal vetting tricks.
and then a super emo song "Krayons" at the end.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is giving mouth pleasure and act of submission or…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is giving mouth pleasure and act of submission or Dominance?
And then, our personal vetting tricks.
and then a super emo song "Krayons" at the end.</description>
      <enclosure length="56866171" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/625271916-perverted-podcast-207-cramp-foot-liver-bone.mp3"/>
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      <title>206 Squidge Pearl</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2019 05:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/206-squidge-pearl</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The SECOND time is a charm?? lol
So we recorded on Monday and 10 minutes before the show was over, we noticed that the computer wasn't recording...UHG!
So, here is our second attempt at show 206...:D
End song...Grandma's farm</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The SECOND time is a charm?? lol
So we recorded o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The SECOND time is a charm?? lol
So we recorded on Monday and 10 minutes before the show was over, we noticed that the computer wasn't recording...UHG!
So, here is our second attempt at show 206...:D
End song...Grandma's farm</description>
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      <title>205 Chicken Mayhem</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2019 13:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/205-chicken-mayhem</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Building trust to talk about feelings, and a bunch of tacky humor.
End song "Bloody Chicken Head" a really bad demo recording...lol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Building trust to talk about feelings, and a bunc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Building trust to talk about feelings, and a bunch of tacky humor.
End song "Bloody Chicken Head" a really bad demo recording...lol</description>
      <enclosure length="53214461" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/617993673-perverted-podcast-205-chicken-mayhem.mp3"/>
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      <title>204 Cold Strip</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2019 11:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/204-cold-strip</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Playing without safewords or manipulating someone. Wheres the line?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Playing without safewords or manipulating someone…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Playing without safewords or manipulating someone. Wheres the line?</description>
      <enclosure length="69003288" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/614581446-perverted-podcast-204-cold-strip.mp3"/>
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      <title>203 Hot Box</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2019 12:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/203-hot-box</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>finding that line between abuse and consent and  having a contest between Owl and Mew to see who's privates were hotter (temperature )</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>finding that line between abuse and consent and  …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>finding that line between abuse and consent and  having a contest between Owl and Mew to see who's privates were hotter (temperature )</description>
      <enclosure length="66028672" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/611181462-perverted-podcast-203-hot-box.mp3"/>
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      <title>202 Guilty Instincts</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2019 14:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/202-guilty-instincts</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's ok to have thoughts and instincts. Shaming them doesn't really work. We talked about that and talked a lot of smack...lol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's ok to have thoughts and instincts. Shaming t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's ok to have thoughts and instincts. Shaming them doesn't really work. We talked about that and talked a lot of smack...lol</description>
      <enclosure length="72362843" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/607887525-perverted-podcast-202-guilty-instincts.mp3"/>
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      <title>201 Super Brats</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/201-super-brats</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There are many variables of brats and we talk about that other dirty stuff.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There are many variables of brats and we talk abo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There are many variables of brats and we talk about that other dirty stuff.</description>
      <enclosure length="59847892" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/604375725-perverted-podcast-201-super-brats.mp3"/>
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      <title>200 Kathy Bleeds 4U BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2019 19:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/200-kathy-bleeds-4u-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy got cut...Boogie got cut down...lol
A fun show!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy got cut...Boogie got cut down...lol
A fun s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy got cut...Boogie got cut down...lol
A fun show!</description>
      <enclosure length="76157495" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/601015698-perverted-podcast-200-kathy-bleeds-4u-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>199 Live Hook Pull _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2019 13:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/199-live-hook-pull-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy is back from her date with tumble death and what a treat to have Unger put massive hooks into Owl's chest and pull during the show.
We talked about being judgmental being a way of life and then a bunch of smack talk.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy is back from her date with tumble death and…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy is back from her date with tumble death and what a treat to have Unger put massive hooks into Owl's chest and pull during the show.
We talked about being judgmental being a way of life and then a bunch of smack talk.</description>
      <enclosure length="65575604" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/597244263-perverted-podcast-199-live-hook-pull-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>198 Crash Test Kathy BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2019 15:58:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/198-crash-test-kathy-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Soooo Kathy busted her ankle and Boogie, Del, Unger and Mew had to come up with a show with a half hour notice. 
We talked about pausing before acting, what to do when one partner is kinky and the other is not.
End song Fisting</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Soooo Kathy busted her ankle and Boogie, Del, Ung…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Soooo Kathy busted her ankle and Boogie, Del, Unger and Mew had to come up with a show with a half hour notice. 
We talked about pausing before acting, what to do when one partner is kinky and the other is not.
End song Fisting</description>
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      <title>197 Urethral Laughing _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/197-urethral-laughing-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The insanity continues as we talk about Cuckqueening and disclosing your kinkiness in therapy. End show song "Pooky the Beluga whale" (sorry about the mic volume issue in advance)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The insanity continues as we talk about Cuckqueen…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The insanity continues as we talk about Cuckqueening and disclosing your kinkiness in therapy. End show song "Pooky the Beluga whale" (sorry about the mic volume issue in advance)</description>
      <enclosure length="65224101" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/588878805-perverted-podcast-197-urethral-laughing-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>196 tame your butthurt_BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2019 14:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/196-tame-your-butthurt_bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's ok to feel rejected, but it's not ok to lash out because someone doesn't want you. This and talk about coming out to other workers at your job. End show song is "Internet Grammar Nazi"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's ok to feel rejected, but it's not ok to lash…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's ok to feel rejected, but it's not ok to lash out because someone doesn't want you. This and talk about coming out to other workers at your job. End show song is "Internet Grammar Nazi"</description>
      <enclosure length="63887885" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/585302979-perverted-podcast-196-tame-your-butthurt_bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>195 Divorce BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2019 15:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/195-divorce-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Solaris came in and we talked about divorce, impact playscene basics, sang a whole bunch and had fun while Kathy and I died inside.
It's a crazy ride and there is no getting off.
mid show and end show song is "divorce song"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lady Solaris came in and we talked about divorce,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Lady Solaris came in and we talked about divorce, impact playscene basics, sang a whole bunch and had fun while Kathy and I died inside.
It's a crazy ride and there is no getting off.
mid show and end show song is "divorce song"</description>
      <enclosure length="63596150" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/581668737-perverted-podcast-195-divorce-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>194 Adult Video Games BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2019 15:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/193-adult-video-games-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Flynn Flan from Tiny hat Studios came by and had a great nerd discussion about erotic video games and the changes in adult indi gaming, we also talked about the fantasy vs. the reality of being a submissive, being in love with a non-kink person when you are kinky and  all sorts of crazy sexy stuff. End show song is "Ate a Bug"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Flynn Flan from Tiny hat Studios came by and had …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Flynn Flan from Tiny hat Studios came by and had a great nerd discussion about erotic video games and the changes in adult indi gaming, we also talked about the fantasy vs. the reality of being a submissive, being in love with a non-kink person when you are kinky and  all sorts of crazy sexy stuff. End show song is "Ate a Bug"</description>
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      <title>193 Kink in the FUTURE _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2019 14:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/193-kink-in-the-future-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about how to deal with not liking yourself or others, and the potential of the evolving as a kink community and what needs to be down to be accepted by society. End show song is Poly Poly</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about how to deal with not liking yours…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about how to deal with not liking yourself or others, and the potential of the evolving as a kink community and what needs to be down to be accepted by society. End show song is Poly Poly</description>
      <enclosure length="64289962" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/574196832-perverted-podcast-193-kink-in-the-future-bdsm.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>192 Kill toe _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2019 14:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/192-kill-toe-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about celibacy in kink and being responsible for how your sex affects you, we talked about unicorns and respecting others you try to include in your sex play. The whole show, Apple was rope suspending Mew (Pics will be on our Fetlife page) end show song was "The Love Lab"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about celibacy in kink and being respon…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about celibacy in kink and being responsible for how your sex affects you, we talked about unicorns and respecting others you try to include in your sex play. The whole show, Apple was rope suspending Mew (Pics will be on our Fetlife page) end show song was "The Love Lab"</description>
      <enclosure length="62004561" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/570534045-perverted-podcast-192-kill-toe-bdsm.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>191 Cautiously Optimistic BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2019 15:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/191-cautiously-optimistic-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Some potential great news for Threshold, then we talked about normal insecurities revolving around play and pleasing your partners or when they want to please you.
Then Boogie got triggered talking about predators at parties and our usual completely non-PC jokes and goofings.
End song was a an old song off the Nerd Music Album called "Retch"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Some potential great news for Threshold, then we …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Some potential great news for Threshold, then we talked about normal insecurities revolving around play and pleasing your partners or when they want to please you.
Then Boogie got triggered talking about predators at parties and our usual completely non-PC jokes and goofings.
End song was a an old song off the Nerd Music Album called "Retch"</description>
      <enclosure length="69954145" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/566618256-perverted-podcast-191-cautiously-optimistic-bdsm.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>189 Blind Boner BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2019 14:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/189-blind-boner-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Drunk guys can be extra douchey, it's true.
Small penis humiliation...what is it.
A BUNCH of new funny songs and jingles and an overall wild ride.
End song "stuffed animal orgy"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Drunk guys can be extra douchey, it's true.
Small…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Drunk guys can be extra douchey, it's true.
Small penis humiliation...what is it.
A BUNCH of new funny songs and jingles and an overall wild ride.
End song "stuffed animal orgy"</description>
      <enclosure length="69046755" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/559399674-perverted-podcast-189-blind-boner-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000472133337-yno9sz-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>188 noisey filthy fantasies BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2019 14:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/188-noisey-filthy-fantasies-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about people who are loud during play and people who are quiet during play, rape/ravage role plays for survivors of abuse and all the new stuff we want to do this year for our amazing PP Zams Zombies  and curious perverts! End song is Redneck Buddha</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about people who are loud during play a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about people who are loud during play and people who are quiet during play, rape/ravage role plays for survivors of abuse and all the new stuff we want to do this year for our amazing PP Zams Zombies  and curious perverts! End song is Redneck Buddha</description>
      <enclosure length="71000296" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/555869040-perverted-podcast-188-noisey-filthy-fantasies-bdsm.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>187 New years eve Show BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2019 15:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/187-new-years-eve-show-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Well they had some shots and a giant naked cuddle pile and we dug into a show on New Years Eve 2018. Jealousy is not the barometer for good poly or not, keeping feelings in check with a lover and a bunch of crazy stories. We are ready for 2019 . End show song an acoustic demo "Death"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well they had some shots and a giant naked cuddle…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Well they had some shots and a giant naked cuddle pile and we dug into a show on New Years Eve 2018. Jealousy is not the barometer for good poly or not, keeping feelings in check with a lover and a bunch of crazy stories. We are ready for 2019 . End show song an acoustic demo "Death"</description>
      <enclosure length="80280244" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/552655920-perverted-podcast-187-new-years-eve-show-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000465893892-4peo5k-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>186 Bad Sexmas BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2018 14:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/186-bad-sexmas-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We recorded christmas eve so we did it sorta christmassy...ish??? lol
We talked about how to be a horrible lover, how to avoid being stuck with a horrible lover, Kathy being sexually broken and all sorts of smack talking. End show song is of course... Christmas Booty</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We recorded christmas eve so we did it sorta chri…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We recorded christmas eve so we did it sorta christmassy...ish??? lol
We talked about how to be a horrible lover, how to avoid being stuck with a horrible lover, Kathy being sexually broken and all sorts of smack talking. End show song is of course... Christmas Booty</description>
      <enclosure length="62706314" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/549888894-perverted-podcast-186-bad-sexmas-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>185 Bumpin genitals BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 14:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/185-bumpin-genitals-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Featured orgasms, discussion about dating people who aren't really into kink or poly, music during play, and a whole lot of smack talkin...lol
End show song is "Wicked Plans"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Featured orgasms, discussion about dating people …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Featured orgasms, discussion about dating people who aren't really into kink or poly, music during play, and a whole lot of smack talkin...lol
End show song is "Wicked Plans"</description>
      <enclosure length="70733639" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/546781131-perverted-podcast-185-bumpin-genitals-bdsm.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>184 Expectations are real _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 15:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/184-expectations-are-real-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We tackle the new "no expectations" approach to BDSM and relationships, then we talk about removing popular yet toxic people from your events. End show song is "Momma"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We tackle the new "no expectations" approach to B…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We tackle the new "no expectations" approach to BDSM and relationships, then we talk about removing popular yet toxic people from your events. End show song is "Momma"</description>
      <enclosure length="62625230" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/543434853-perverted-podcast-184-expectations-are-real-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000456813129-gmndox-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>183 Kathy Love Steak _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 14:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/183-kathy-love-steak-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy talks about her special event, we talked about the desire for pain and kinky sex, and being monogamous around mostly poly or non monogamous players. Oh and BUNCH of foul depraved roleplay stories. End show song is "Catalina"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy talks about her special event, we talked ab…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy talks about her special event, we talked about the desire for pain and kinky sex, and being monogamous around mostly poly or non monogamous players. Oh and BUNCH of foul depraved roleplay stories. End show song is "Catalina"</description>
      <enclosure length="79902409" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/539670330-perverted-podcast-183-kathy-love-steak-bdsm.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>182 Sex Manners _ BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 15:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/182-sex-manners-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Being yourself is sometimes hard when you don't know who you are in the dungeon. Then we talked about Sex manners that get overlooked, made a lot of offensive remarks and at the end played a song Boogie wrote about 3 million years ago called "Old Friend"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Being yourself is sometimes hard when you don't k…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Being yourself is sometimes hard when you don't know who you are in the dungeon. Then we talked about Sex manners that get overlooked, made a lot of offensive remarks and at the end played a song Boogie wrote about 3 million years ago called "Old Friend"</description>
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      <title>181 Exploding vibrators _ BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2018 15:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/181-exploding-vibrators-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:36:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>gobble gobble! Communication skills, exploding vibrators, odd sex talk and how to avoid chaffing. End show song is Fingers, and yes it's pretty naughty.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>gobble gobble! Communication skills, exploding vi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>gobble gobble! Communication skills, exploding vibrators, odd sex talk and how to avoid chaffing. End show song is Fingers, and yes it's pretty naughty.</description>
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      <title>180 Don't burn down the dungeon _ BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/180-dont-burn-down-the-dungeon-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Bunny was able to sit in for a change while we talked about not always blaming your insecurities on your partners, be a slut vs. poly and then we put a toy in Bunny's mouth and had Mew mount it...lol End show song is "You lie so much" worship and love us as the bad podcast gods we are!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bunny was able to sit in for a change while we ta…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Bunny was able to sit in for a change while we talked about not always blaming your insecurities on your partners, be a slut vs. poly and then we put a toy in Bunny's mouth and had Mew mount it...lol End show song is "You lie so much" worship and love us as the bad podcast gods we are!</description>
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      <title>179 Sex that rips _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2018 14:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/179-sex-that-rips-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Guys do better with women when they handle rejection better.
Should bottom/submissives buy their own play toys?
Emergency fixes for sexual boo boos.
End some is Bouncy House</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Guys do better with women when they handle reject…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Guys do better with women when they handle rejection better.
Should bottom/submissives buy their own play toys?
Emergency fixes for sexual boo boos.
End some is Bouncy House</description>
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      <title>178 Pumpkin Porn  BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 14:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/178-pumpkin-porn-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:25:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Our pajamarotica show was lots of fun. 
We talked about looking at what you have as opposed to what you don't, how to have hard conversation, connecting sex and play and did some really awful and fun poetry and rap. End show song is "Self Breast Exam"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our pajamarotica show was lots of fun. 
We talked…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our pajamarotica show was lots of fun. 
We talked about looking at what you have as opposed to what you don't, how to have hard conversation, connecting sex and play and did some really awful and fun poetry and rap. End show song is "Self Breast Exam"</description>
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      <title>177 Ball Nipple _ BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2018 12:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/177-ball-nipple-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Don't be too rigid in what you are looking for in partners and you might be pleasantly surprised. Electro stimulation tips and a lot of irreverent behavior. End show song is "Ashes"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Don't be too rigid in what you are looking for in…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Don't be too rigid in what you are looking for in partners and you might be pleasantly surprised. Electro stimulation tips and a lot of irreverent behavior. End show song is "Ashes"</description>
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      <title>176 Never an expert _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2018 14:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/176-never-an-expert-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about the dangers of thinking you know a certain type of play safety but in fact, you've just been lucky. The we had a long multi opinion discussion on how to deal with self hatred and self pity.
End show song is FUZZY PIMP</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about the dangers of thinking you know …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about the dangers of thinking you know a certain type of play safety but in fact, you've just been lucky. The we had a long multi opinion discussion on how to deal with self hatred and self pity.
End show song is FUZZY PIMP</description>
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      <title>175 Anime Boobies _BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2018 14:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/175-anime-boobies-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Heavy on good communication and the disasters that can happen when you don't, talk about anime breasts, self harm and other perverted topics. End show EDM song is Boogie's newest jewel "Flying Carpet</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Heavy on good communication and the disasters tha…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Heavy on good communication and the disasters that can happen when you don't, talk about anime breasts, self harm and other perverted topics. End show EDM song is Boogie's newest jewel "Flying Carpet</description>
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      <title>174 Non kinky partners BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2018 13:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/174-non-kinky-partners-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When those old judging voices tell you being kinky is bad, how to deal with a non kinky mate when you are kinky and a bunch of dirty talk.
End show song is Dancing is a sex toy</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When those old judging voices tell you being kink…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When those old judging voices tell you being kinky is bad, how to deal with a non kinky mate when you are kinky and a bunch of dirty talk.
End show song is Dancing is a sex toy</description>
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      <title>173 Psycho Janitor_BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2018 13:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/173-psycho-janitor_bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Ok so after the initial 14 minutes of needle and hook pull play conversation (you've been warned) we got into some pretty real stuff.
Processing through social programming into BDSM, Boogie SCREAMS foul judgy hatred to people that are pigs with no basic manners and then a very somber talk about a BDSM related death that hit very close to home. Risk Aware Consensual Kink is REAL. End show song is "Thumby the Frog"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ok so after the initial 14 minutes of needle and …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Ok so after the initial 14 minutes of needle and hook pull play conversation (you've been warned) we got into some pretty real stuff.
Processing through social programming into BDSM, Boogie SCREAMS foul judgy hatred to people that are pigs with no basic manners and then a very somber talk about a BDSM related death that hit very close to home. Risk Aware Consensual Kink is REAL. End show song is "Thumby the Frog"</description>
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      <title>172 Sex On Other Planets _ BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2018 14:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/172-sex-on-other-planets-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy got very honest about her current polyamory problems, then we assured a listener that getting aroused by knife play is OK.
Unger talked about his blood crotch and the end show song is the world's greatest space rap song " Sex on other planets"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy got very honest about her current polyamory…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy got very honest about her current polyamory problems, then we assured a listener that getting aroused by knife play is OK.
Unger talked about his blood crotch and the end show song is the world's greatest space rap song " Sex on other planets"</description>
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      <title>171 Spiritual BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2018 14:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/171-spiritual-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When people don't want to follow the rules at your party or event, what is spiritual BDSM, and then a lot of confusion and silliness. End show song is Butterflap</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When people don't want to follow the rules at you…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When people don't want to follow the rules at your party or event, what is spiritual BDSM, and then a lot of confusion and silliness. End show song is Butterflap</description>
      <enclosure length="71692855" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/498406764-perverted-podcast-171-spiritual-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>170 Sexually inferior BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2018 12:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/170-sexually-inferior-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is communication the #1 thing in a healthy relationship, or is there something else? What happens when you come out to your friends and you instantly regret it? End show song is Two Minutes twice.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is communication the #1 thing in a healthy relati…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is communication the #1 thing in a healthy relationship, or is there something else? What happens when you come out to your friends and you instantly regret it? End show song is Two Minutes twice.</description>
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      <title>169 Pain math BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2018 13:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/169-pain-math-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes you have to walk what you talk and share news that will hurt you in the short term. We also talked about how to prove to your mind that it is worth loving again after you've been hurt. Then some cool thoughts on new ways of looking at situations. Then of course lots of 
sexy talk and rude jokes. End show song is Messiah Bot</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes you have to walk what you talk and shar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sometimes you have to walk what you talk and share news that will hurt you in the short term. We also talked about how to prove to your mind that it is worth loving again after you've been hurt. Then some cool thoughts on new ways of looking at situations. Then of course lots of 
sexy talk and rude jokes. End show song is Messiah Bot</description>
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      <title>168 Ovipositor planting an egg LIVE BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2018 14:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/168-ovipositor-planting-an-egg-live-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>PrimalHardwere.com sent us the egg planting dildo (ovipositor) and of course we demo'ed that live. But first we talked about why more people are ghosting and text breaking up. The beginning of our robot lives?
Then we talked about not freaking out when new fantasies pop into your head. End show song is Bean bag chair</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>PrimalHardwere.com sent us the egg planting dildo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>PrimalHardwere.com sent us the egg planting dildo (ovipositor) and of course we demo'ed that live. But first we talked about why more people are ghosting and text breaking up. The beginning of our robot lives?
Then we talked about not freaking out when new fantasies pop into your head. End show song is Bean bag chair</description>
      <enclosure length="62881439" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/488585538-perverted-podcast-168-ovipositor-planting-an-egg-live-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>167 Sensitive tips _BDSM_Sex</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2018 15:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/167-sensitive-tips-bdsm_sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's ok to not be enough to everyone else as long at you're enough for yourself, we walked on eggshells giving advice to minors seeking information about BDSM and sex positive behavior. End show song is Redneck Buddha</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's ok to not be enough to everyone else as long…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's ok to not be enough to everyone else as long at you're enough for yourself, we walked on eggshells giving advice to minors seeking information about BDSM and sex positive behavior. End show song is Redneck Buddha</description>
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      <title>166 Greedy bottoms BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2018 15:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/166-greedy-bottoms-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>My Michele came in and we talked about the bossy male bottoms that pretend to be submissive, we also talked about myths of BDSM injuries and other stuff. End show song is Schizophrenia AGAIN because Boogie changed stuff he didn't like about the first version</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>My Michele came in and we talked about the bossy …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>My Michele came in and we talked about the bossy male bottoms that pretend to be submissive, we also talked about myths of BDSM injuries and other stuff. End show song is Schizophrenia AGAIN because Boogie changed stuff he didn't like about the first version</description>
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      <title>165 Do it for anal_ BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 12:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/165-do-it-for-anal_bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Finally Mew sat in the guest host chair and tells you her thoughts!
We talked about disclosing big triggers to your play partners and the what Boogie is willing to do to encourage anal out of his girls.
We brought back annoyingly bad rap and it was BAD.
End show song is "Schizophrenia"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Finally Mew sat in the guest host chair and tells…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Finally Mew sat in the guest host chair and tells you her thoughts!
We talked about disclosing big triggers to your play partners and the what Boogie is willing to do to encourage anal out of his girls.
We brought back annoyingly bad rap and it was BAD.
End show song is "Schizophrenia"</description>
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      <title>164 Leaf blower vs. Vagina 2  BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2018 14:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/164-leaf-blower-vs-vagina-2-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>WARNING: NEVER blow air into the vagina!!! Downard away from the opening is ok!!
Well darn it! Here's a show that says "HEY...we can use a leaf blower against 4 willing vaginas and make a lot of air noise into the microphone!!" If you can picture lady parts flapping at 130 miles per hour and them laughing maniacally then this will bring a smile to your face. We also talked about not getting involved in other's dynamics and then the GREATEST song Boogie ever recorded back in the day PuckerStuck</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>WARNING: NEVER blow air into the vagina!!! Downar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>WARNING: NEVER blow air into the vagina!!! Downard away from the opening is ok!!
Well darn it! Here's a show that says "HEY...we can use a leaf blower against 4 willing vaginas and make a lot of air noise into the microphone!!" If you can picture lady parts flapping at 130 miles per hour and them laughing maniacally then this will bring a smile to your face. We also talked about not getting involved in other's dynamics and then the GREATEST song Boogie ever recorded back in the day PuckerStuck</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>163 Free speech chocolate nipples BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 13:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/163-free-speech-chocolate-nipples-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>I promise this is the last Free Speech show we do...lol But it was important to beat around the concepts with Creative Explorer.
We are going to do and say what we want until we can't anymore.
Boogie is not going to kill himself, but the pain is real.
Identity is bear trap that stops you right in your place. 
End song is an old pretty song "Reality"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>I promise this is the last Free Speech show we do…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>I promise this is the last Free Speech show we do...lol But it was important to beat around the concepts with Creative Explorer.
We are going to do and say what we want until we can't anymore.
Boogie is not going to kill himself, but the pain is real.
Identity is bear trap that stops you right in your place. 
End song is an old pretty song "Reality"</description>
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      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000375004071-mhcd22-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>162 Lick it off the floor BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2018 15:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/162-lick-it-off-the-floor-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Saying you are a "nice guy" and that women should give you a better chance before judging you because you SAY so, is not going to work anymore. We ranted. Then Bunny had a major zen experience during a very heavy humiliation scene. End some is "Quicksand</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Saying you are a "nice guy" and that women should…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Saying you are a "nice guy" and that women should give you a better chance before judging you because you SAY so, is not going to work anymore. We ranted. Then Bunny had a major zen experience during a very heavy humiliation scene. End some is "Quicksand</description>
      <enclosure length="66722484" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/469821297-perverted-podcast-162-lick-it-off-the-floor-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000371824437-8nv4pw-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>161 Sex and stones BDSM Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 16:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/161-sex-and-stones-bdsm-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:24:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Can a Dominant give oral, get taken sexually or any other number of play activities that appear submissive and STILL be a Dominant?? Then we had a very difficult and needed talk about why we still use and say certain words that some of our listeners might find offensive.
End song will change your life! lol Mario's EDM Party</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Can a Dominant give oral, get taken sexually or a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Can a Dominant give oral, get taken sexually or any other number of play activities that appear submissive and STILL be a Dominant?? Then we had a very difficult and needed talk about why we still use and say certain words that some of our listeners might find offensive.
End song will change your life! lol Mario's EDM Party</description>
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      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000368188590-ffwvcj-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>160 Dirty tongues Sex BDSM EDM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/160-dirty-tongues-sex-bdsm-edm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>More insanity for your ears as Kathy and Boogie talked about simple negotiations and the dangers of surprising your partners with new partners. Then we learned dirty words in German. End show EDM song 
was Dinosaur Migration</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>More insanity for your ears as Kathy and Boogie t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>More insanity for your ears as Kathy and Boogie talked about simple negotiations and the dangers of surprising your partners with new partners. Then we learned dirty words in German. End show EDM song 
was Dinosaur Migration</description>
      <enclosure length="76142866" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/463699836-perverted-podcast-160-dirty-tongues-sex-bdsm-edm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000365393604-ugba0b-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>159 Screaming Sadists Sex BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 14:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/159-screaming-sadists-sex-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Gentle sadists vs. the stereotypical aggressive sadists, warning flags about parties with "NO RULES" and then some very sexy commentary on vagina. End of show song is the greatest EDM troll song ever created called "ate a bug"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gentle sadists vs. the stereotypical aggressive s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Gentle sadists vs. the stereotypical aggressive sadists, warning flags about parties with "NO RULES" and then some very sexy commentary on vagina. End of show song is the greatest EDM troll song ever created called "ate a bug"</description>
      <enclosure length="60948378" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/460437603-perverted-podcast-159-screaming-sadists-sex-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000362607255-u8128u-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>158 Well...that happened BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2018 13:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/158-wellthat-happened-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>First 20 minutes was very dark. Boogie went to the ER for what turned out to be a significant mental breakdown. But then it got funner.
We talked about how hard it is to use your safeword or let your partner know you've had enough.
Then LOIS made a surprise visit! End of show song Made in Abyss</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>First 20 minutes was very dark. Boogie went to th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>First 20 minutes was very dark. Boogie went to the ER for what turned out to be a significant mental breakdown. But then it got funner.
We talked about how hard it is to use your safeword or let your partner know you've had enough.
Then LOIS made a surprise visit! End of show song Made in Abyss</description>
      <enclosure length="73545250" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/457307130-perverted-podcast-158-wellthat-happened-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000359790570-f3a7d6-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>157 Orange Sparkly Oral BDSM Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 13:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/157-orange-sparkly-oral-bdsm-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>BaconPanda had it made! And Kathy had to get on her knees and...!!!
Then we talked about social fears of polyamory, and how to have a conversation about kink with your partner. Boogie wore a sombrero the whole show, Unger was Ungery and the end show song was the greatest EDM song Boogie has ever created...lol "Ming at the disco</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>BaconPanda had it made! And Kathy had to get on h…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>BaconPanda had it made! And Kathy had to get on her knees and...!!!
Then we talked about social fears of polyamory, and how to have a conversation about kink with your partner. Boogie wore a sombrero the whole show, Unger was Ungery and the end show song was the greatest EDM song Boogie has ever created...lol "Ming at the disco</description>
      <enclosure length="61714497" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/454082145-perverted-podcast-157-orange-sparkly-oral-bdsm-podcast.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000356951274-zguiu4-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>156 The 3 year anniversary show BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2018 14:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/156-the-3-year-anniversary-show-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>3 YEARS!! never missed a week! So we decided to have awkward conversations about whether or not Boogie is a rapist, trust shaming with our new ZUA song "Fish in a suit" and THEN Bunny did live anal figging on Charisma...it was completely manic, but THIS IS OUR SHOW for the last 3 years. Not for everyone. But thank you SOOOOO much to our amazing audience that hangs out with us every week! LOVE YOU!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>3 YEARS!! never missed a week! So we decided to h…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>3 YEARS!! never missed a week! So we decided to have awkward conversations about whether or not Boogie is a rapist, trust shaming with our new ZUA song "Fish in a suit" and THEN Bunny did live anal figging on Charisma...it was completely manic, but THIS IS OUR SHOW for the last 3 years. Not for everyone. But thank you SOOOOO much to our amazing audience that hangs out with us every week! LOVE YOU!</description>
      <enclosure length="77266759" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/450746718-perverted-podcast-156-the-3-year-anniversary-show-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000354105606-bhij6h-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>155 Rockstar vagina BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 12:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/155-rockstar-vagina-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Mentoring new people can be either very positive or very predatory.
We also talked about the adding poly to your D/s dynamic or D/s to your poly dynamic.  Then Bunny and Mew gave Aki sexual lovey dovey time.
End of show song was an acoustic song "You are Done"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mentoring new people can be either very positive …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Mentoring new people can be either very positive or very predatory.
We also talked about the adding poly to your D/s dynamic or D/s to your poly dynamic.  Then Bunny and Mew gave Aki sexual lovey dovey time.
End of show song was an acoustic song "You are Done"</description>
      <enclosure length="73169923" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/447533061-perverted-podcast-155-rockstar-vagina-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000351239085-u9bydz-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>154 Girl strap on chaos BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2018 13:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/154-girl-strap-on-chaos-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to look at social interactions from the female experience, Kathy's death metal band, Primal play and bunny takes a lady victim with a strap on. End show song is "Butterfly's day out"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to look at social interactions from the femal…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to look at social interactions from the female experience, Kathy's death metal band, Primal play and bunny takes a lady victim with a strap on. End show song is "Butterfly's day out"</description>
      <enclosure length="68593688" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/444355470-perverted-podcast-154-girl-strap-on-chaos-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000348560292-wiqrhy-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>153 Massive orgasms _BDSM_Sex</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 14:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/153-massive-orgasms-bdsm_sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about taking the personality aware from your inner "Demons", gave some tips on how not to be a douche in the dungeon and then Unger made Aki orgasm like thunder live! End show song is a Dojikko</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about taking the personality aware from…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about taking the personality aware from your inner "Demons", gave some tips on how not to be a douche in the dungeon and then Unger made Aki orgasm like thunder live! End show song is a Dojikko</description>
      <enclosure length="59870461" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/441136485-perverted-podcast-153-massive-orgasms-bdsm_sex.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000345703608-nebot3-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>152 My body knows _BDSM Sex</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2018 14:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/152-my-body-knows-bdsm-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you want a mainstream professional show...NOT US...lol
But if you want to feel like your hanging out with fun, insane perverts, THIS IS YOUR HOME!!
The spectrum of abuse doesn't mean all crimes are equal, it just means that there are different levels of how it affects each individual.
Consent is consent but staying a victim is a personal choice.
Also talked about religious guilt and shame in BDSM and kink and Bunny talked about cookies and sex. End show song is Deadbeat Dad.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you want a mainstream professional show...NOT …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you want a mainstream professional show...NOT US...lol
But if you want to feel like your hanging out with fun, insane perverts, THIS IS YOUR HOME!!
The spectrum of abuse doesn't mean all crimes are equal, it just means that there are different levels of how it affects each individual.
Consent is consent but staying a victim is a personal choice.
Also talked about religious guilt and shame in BDSM and kink and Bunny talked about cookies and sex. End show song is Deadbeat Dad.</description>
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      <title>151 Swingers vs. BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2018 14:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/151-swingers-vs-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about when having swingers at BDSM parties is positive and when it's negative. Note: Both "swingers" and "BDSM" are very broad terms. Boogie talked about his therapy and things got dark and then light. End show song was "We are Lobster"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about when having swingers at BDSM part…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about when having swingers at BDSM parties is positive and when it's negative. Note: Both "swingers" and "BDSM" are very broad terms. Boogie talked about his therapy and things got dark and then light. End show song was "We are Lobster"</description>
      <enclosure length="77534252" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/434467071-perverted-podcast-151-swingers-vs-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>150 Team Super Sex! BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2018 13:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/150-team-super-sex-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Miguel stopped by to add some great opinions while we talked about everyone's perfect dominant or submissive. Emotionally detaching and compartmentalizing in Poly relationships, the excitement of Mew finally taking her big exam, a bunch of self oral and at the end an EDM song called Sex with a Clown</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Miguel stopped by to add some great opinions whil…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Miguel stopped by to add some great opinions while we talked about everyone's perfect dominant or submissive. Emotionally detaching and compartmentalizing in Poly relationships, the excitement of Mew finally taking her big exam, a bunch of self oral and at the end an EDM song called Sex with a Clown</description>
      <enclosure length="79960505" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/430997475-perverted-podcast-150-team-super-sex-bdsm.mp3"/>
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      <title>149 Clown sex and spankings</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2018 12:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/149a</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Male submissives being strong, unlike the myth, suggestions on becoming a "little" some super hardcore, intense, ultra super crazy sex tips *sarcasm* and clowns. End show song is "Plant an egg"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Male submissives being strong, unlike the myth, s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Male submissives being strong, unlike the myth, suggestions on becoming a "little" some super hardcore, intense, ultra super crazy sex tips *sarcasm* and clowns. End show song is "Plant an egg"</description>
      <enclosure length="69123660" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/427631376-perverted-podcast-149a.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>148 kinky easter egg hunt</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2018 13:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/148-kinky-easter-egg-hunt</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So much fun to do easter the kinky way!
We talked about you as the whole person in the community and how we sometimes judge people too quickly. We also talked about how to find people into your specific kink and then Unger branded/cell popped Stix's leg.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So much fun to do easter the kinky way!
We talked…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So much fun to do easter the kinky way!
We talked about you as the whole person in the community and how we sometimes judge people too quickly. We also talked about how to find people into your specific kink and then Unger branded/cell popped Stix's leg.</description>
      <enclosure length="62732228" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/424142211-perverted-podcast-148-kinky-easter-egg-hunt.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>147 First girl sex LIVE</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2018 13:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/147-first-girl-sex-live</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A great show, but a weird show.
First we talked about the difference between consent and coercion, then Boogie started breaking down his core beliefs from his recently starting therapy (not the happiest of topics) and THEN...Mew and Bunny give Tiger her first girl sex LIVE on the show!! Warning: In order to not make a total joke about her first experience, we whispered our narrative of what was going on. Its'a a small room so it 's not gonna sound as great as it was to watch...sorry...use your imagination or skip over it...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A great show, but a weird show.
First we talked a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A great show, but a weird show.
First we talked about the difference between consent and coercion, then Boogie started breaking down his core beliefs from his recently starting therapy (not the happiest of topics) and THEN...Mew and Bunny give Tiger her first girl sex LIVE on the show!! Warning: In order to not make a total joke about her first experience, we whispered our narrative of what was going on. Its'a a small room so it 's not gonna sound as great as it was to watch...sorry...use your imagination or skip over it...:D</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>146 Preach it to a wall _ BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2018 17:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/146-preach-it-to-a-wall-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Show song Preach it to a wall.
Checking to see if past programming is still valid for your life today.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Show song Preach it to a wall.
Checking to see if…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Show song Preach it to a wall.
Checking to see if past programming is still valid for your life today.</description>
      <enclosure length="101563980" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/416606322-perverted-podcast-146-preach-it-to-a-wall-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000320123142-nuxitw-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>145 Scary sleep Daddy BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 13:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/145-scary-sleep-daddy-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Breathplay, great ideas for conversations to have with newcomer groups and then a psychological approach to "getting in the mood".
End song is Redneck Buddha</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Breathplay, great ideas for conversations to have…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Breathplay, great ideas for conversations to have with newcomer groups and then a psychological approach to "getting in the mood".
End song is Redneck Buddha</description>
      <enclosure length="65864414" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/413032434-perverted-podcast-145-scary-sleep-daddy-bdsm.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>144 Emotional Support Testicles</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2018 15:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/144-emotional-support-testicles</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Victoria sat in with us to talk about her functional process of making her monogamous marriage into a poly relationship.
We also talked about not being ashamed when you find out your kinky, chivalry and the power of Boogie's testicles.
End show song Little Miss H</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Victoria sat in with us to talk about her functio…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Victoria sat in with us to talk about her functional process of making her monogamous marriage into a poly relationship.
We also talked about not being ashamed when you find out your kinky, chivalry and the power of Boogie's testicles.
End show song Little Miss H</description>
      <enclosure length="65555960" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/409533960-perverted-podcast-144-emotional-support-testicles.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000311828190-109u26-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>143 BDSM Ice Cream BDSM</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2018 15:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/143-bdsm-ice-cream-bdsm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Bunny and Boogie talk about a simple way to deal with a crazy mind, we then discussed learning all you can before you play and not depending 100% on others to tell you all the risks, how to find play when there are no parties available in your area and a very scary reminder about "the good old days" End song is Stuffed animal Orgy</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bunny and Boogie talk about a simple way to deal …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Bunny and Boogie talk about a simple way to deal with a crazy mind, we then discussed learning all you can before you play and not depending 100% on others to tell you all the risks, how to find play when there are no parties available in your area and a very scary reminder about "the good old days" End song is Stuffed animal Orgy</description>
      <enclosure length="71366429" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/405992724-perverted-podcast-143-bdsm-ice-cream-bdsm.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000308602062-vpej5o-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>142 POWER of saying NO_BDSM Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2018 14:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/142-power-of-saying-no_bdsm-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So many people in the world struggle with saying NO.
We can talk about morals, laws and ethics all day, but how to we put in the work to self advocate better when those ethics aren't being respected by others?
We tackled the topic and had our own version of "NO training" with Kathy.
Also talked about when a Master/Dom has their anger and meltdowns and can't take care of the sub/slave.
Join us being messy with lots of important topics and hopefully come up with some good options and opinions.
End show song is Gabby</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So many people in the world struggle with saying …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So many people in the world struggle with saying NO.
We can talk about morals, laws and ethics all day, but how to we put in the work to self advocate better when those ethics aren't being respected by others?
We tackled the topic and had our own version of "NO training" with Kathy.
Also talked about when a Master/Dom has their anger and meltdowns and can't take care of the sub/slave.
Join us being messy with lots of important topics and hopefully come up with some good options and opinions.
End show song is Gabby</description>
      <enclosure length="79095330" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/402469614-perverted-podcast-142-power-of-saying-no_bdsm-podcast.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000306550380-4tmboc-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>141 Fits in a mouth</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2018 14:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/141-fits-in-a-mouth</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you love or HATE valentines day, then this show is for you!
Talked about not getting sucked into the hate and hype of social media and then how to do waxplay for lovers, followed by some really awful and funny ways to break up with someone. Then Kathy was curious how big a ween needed to be to be too big for her mouth so we put flavored condoms on some sex toys and she did tests. End song was Dominatrix drum slap featuring the late great Fawna aka. Broadway Amy</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you love or HATE valentines day, then this sho…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you love or HATE valentines day, then this show is for you!
Talked about not getting sucked into the hate and hype of social media and then how to do waxplay for lovers, followed by some really awful and funny ways to break up with someone. Then Kathy was curious how big a ween needed to be to be too big for her mouth so we put flavored condoms on some sex toys and she did tests. End song was Dominatrix drum slap featuring the late great Fawna aka. Broadway Amy</description>
      <enclosure length="76702096" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/398958924-perverted-podcast-141-fits-in-a-mouth.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000306550824-uyf59n-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>140 You DO you</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2018 15:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/140-you-do-you</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie needed aftercare after last weeks humiliation scene, jealousy is a dance that can't be ignored, parents having the awkward conversations that can save their kids from predators and an end show song called Dr. Procto</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie needed aftercare after last weeks humiliat…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie needed aftercare after last weeks humiliation scene, jealousy is a dance that can't be ignored, parents having the awkward conversations that can save their kids from predators and an end show song called Dr. Procto</description>
      <enclosure length="79740241" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/395349408-perverted-podcast-140-you-do-you.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000298192935-cqz8le-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>139 Humiliation</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 15:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/139-humiliation</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:18:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>WARNING: This show contains a humiliation roleplay where Boogie says really degrading things to Bunny. We talk about the negotiation, love and respect we have to have for each other for something like this to be positive and fun. This show is NOT for everyone.
We also talked about negotiating your privacy with your kink friends in non-kink settings, and if you can have positive edge play if you have a history of self injury. End show song is "That's Meth"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>WARNING: This show contains a humiliation rolepla…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>WARNING: This show contains a humiliation roleplay where Boogie says really degrading things to Bunny. We talk about the negotiation, love and respect we have to have for each other for something like this to be positive and fun. This show is NOT for everyone.
We also talked about negotiating your privacy with your kink friends in non-kink settings, and if you can have positive edge play if you have a history of self injury. End show song is "That's Meth"</description>
      <enclosure length="75803065" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/391895838-perverted-podcast-139-humiliation.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>138 Little space healthcare</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 15:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/138-little-space-healthcare</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie talks about his near death experience, then we covered how communicate with your partners about STI/STD testing.
After that we tackled a triggery poly problem and then my sexy women grope each other. End show song is the Boogie version of Right there. (Zua version coming soon)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie talks about his near death experience, the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie talks about his near death experience, then we covered how communicate with your partners about STI/STD testing.
After that we tackled a triggery poly problem and then my sexy women grope each other. End show song is the Boogie version of Right there. (Zua version coming soon)</description>
      <enclosure length="65219503" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/387922001-perverted-podcast-138-little-space-healthcare.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>137 Crazy robot oral sex!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 14:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/137-crazy-robot-oral-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Yes...there is insanity on this show, but it's cute insanity. lol
Conversations about terror sex, feminism vs. submission and then a truly Hellraiser type of fetish were people are aroused and excited by dental procedures. End song is Trumpet of the Swan</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes...there is insanity on this show, but it's cu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Yes...there is insanity on this show, but it's cute insanity. lol
Conversations about terror sex, feminism vs. submission and then a truly Hellraiser type of fetish were people are aroused and excited by dental procedures. End song is Trumpet of the Swan</description>
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      <title>136 It's OK to want dirty sex</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 14:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/136-its-ok-to-want-dirty-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>There was a lot of sexy women in the Love Lab on this magical show.
We talked about the not being ashamed of your agendas in the lifestyle as
long as you are willing to be upfront, honest and transparent about it,
so that your partners can make honest choices for themselves.
Then we talked about the benefits of poly and THEN...we played
secret treasure with Bunny...which was amazing.
End song is Tomorrow featuring vocal performance by Lady Solaris.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There was a lot of sexy women in the Love Lab on …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>There was a lot of sexy women in the Love Lab on this magical show.
We talked about the not being ashamed of your agendas in the lifestyle as
long as you are willing to be upfront, honest and transparent about it,
so that your partners can make honest choices for themselves.
Then we talked about the benefits of poly and THEN...we played
secret treasure with Bunny...which was amazing.
End song is Tomorrow featuring vocal performance by Lady Solaris.</description>
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      <title>135 Perverted New Year</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2018 14:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/135-perverted-new-year</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Our 2018 New Years day party/show was a ton of fun.
A bunch of people came to the studio for dinner and show.
We talked about telling the painful truth and lying and then Boogie attempted to put a personal side to the One Penis Policy dynamic in his own Poly dynamic. End show some is Not the only one.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our 2018 New Years day party/show was a ton of fu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our 2018 New Years day party/show was a ton of fun.
A bunch of people came to the studio for dinner and show.
We talked about telling the painful truth and lying and then Boogie attempted to put a personal side to the One Penis Policy dynamic in his own Poly dynamic. End show some is Not the only one.</description>
      <enclosure length="77593185" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/377732492-perverted-podcast-135-perverted-new-year.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>134 Christmas helium ZAP!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 14:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/134-christmas-helium-zap</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:26:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>YES...our dedicated hosts and audience did the show on Christmas day and yes...it was fun! Talks about being alone as a monogamous person in a highly non-monogamous lifestyle, The ins and outs of role play and of course the wins and fails of our kinky lives in full color descriptions for your pity, education and entertainment!
We will be recording next weeks show on New Years day, because we are dedicated to the listeners that are so wonderfully dedicated to us.
End show song...duh of course is Boogie's "Christmas Booty"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>YES...our dedicated hosts and audience did the sh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>YES...our dedicated hosts and audience did the show on Christmas day and yes...it was fun! Talks about being alone as a monogamous person in a highly non-monogamous lifestyle, The ins and outs of role play and of course the wins and fails of our kinky lives in full color descriptions for your pity, education and entertainment!
We will be recording next weeks show on New Years day, because we are dedicated to the listeners that are so wonderfully dedicated to us.
End show song...duh of course is Boogie's "Christmas Booty"</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>132 IT'S IN MY MOUTH (Re-edit)</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2017 04:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/132-its-in-my-mouth</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie explains how he almost died that day,then we talked about slut shaming and that it's ok to NOT give any real information about yourself when you go into the public BDSM community. If you're playing with people in private you every right to have accountable information before you play with strangers. At the end was a strange little warning song about the bathroom.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie explains how he almost died that day,then …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie explains how he almost died that day,then we talked about slut shaming and that it's ok to NOT give any real information about yourself when you go into the public BDSM community. If you're playing with people in private you every right to have accountable information before you play with strangers. At the end was a strange little warning song about the bathroom.</description>
      <enclosure length="62273727" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/373353962-perverted-podcast-132-its-in-my-mouth.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000274097942-4f3p80-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>133 Cookie dough sex toy</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 14:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/133-cookie-dough-sex-toy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's always a good show when we start it out making Pu**y Cookies with 2 lovely ladies. Then we talked about first impressions and how they can cheat you out of a good person. And then a bunch of mayhem.
end of show song of course Pu**y Cookies</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's always a good show when we start it out maki…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's always a good show when we start it out making Pu**y Cookies with 2 lovely ladies. Then we talked about first impressions and how they can cheat you out of a good person. And then a bunch of mayhem.
end of show song of course Pu**y Cookies</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>131 "Its the thought"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 15:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/131-its-the-thought</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Discussions of glorious failures, coming out as kinky,why people are still judgmental of 50 shades and Boogie's stories of his drunk mom.
End song is "Let's Go!"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Discussions of glorious failures, coming out as k…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Discussions of glorious failures, coming out as kinky,why people are still judgmental of 50 shades and Boogie's stories of his drunk mom.
End song is "Let's Go!"</description>
      <enclosure length="70036065" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/365325044-perverted-podcast-131-its-the-thought.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>130 Drunk Bunny Birthday!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 16:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/130-drunk-bunny-birthday</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It was Bunny's 21st Birthday so this show was CHAOS! She wanted to co-host and yes she was drunk...really really drunk. Also Twisted finally came to visit us from Scotland and she brought her pubes! We talked about pushing past your fears to go out and explore yourself, dealing with intimacy issues and a whole lot of sloppy mayhem. End song is Shut up Bitch (Duet with the great late Amy aka Fawna)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It was Bunny's 21st Birthday so this show was CHA…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It was Bunny's 21st Birthday so this show was CHAOS! She wanted to co-host and yes she was drunk...really really drunk. Also Twisted finally came to visit us from Scotland and she brought her pubes! We talked about pushing past your fears to go out and explore yourself, dealing with intimacy issues and a whole lot of sloppy mayhem. End song is Shut up Bitch (Duet with the great late Amy aka Fawna)</description>
      <enclosure length="65921256" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/362063333-perverted-podcast-130-drunk-bunny-birthday.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000262331243-9gh1zb-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>129 Do girls like bad boys</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 15:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/129-do-girls-like-bad-boys</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is there any truth to the rumor that many women are attracted to the "Villian" more than the good guy? We scratched the surface on this topic and then got into the challenge of when one mate is kink or poly and the other isn't. End show song is Co-Dependent</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is there any truth to the rumor that many women a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is there any truth to the rumor that many women are attracted to the "Villian" more than the good guy? We scratched the surface on this topic and then got into the challenge of when one mate is kink or poly and the other isn't. End show song is Co-Dependent</description>
      <enclosure length="59782272" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/358934453-perverted-podcast-129-do-girls-like-bad-boys.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>128 Down the mountain</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/128-down-the-mountain</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A great discussion on how to approach heavy subjects with your lover and a some of the possible causes of painful intercourse.
If you're having painful intercourse please visit these links:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/painful-intercourse/basics/causes/con-20033293

https://www.vaginismus.com/vaginismus-causes/

End of show song is "Plastic"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A great discussion on how to approach heavy subje…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A great discussion on how to approach heavy subjects with your lover and a some of the possible causes of painful intercourse.
If you're having painful intercourse please visit these links:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/painful-intercourse/basics/causes/con-20033293

https://www.vaginismus.com/vaginismus-causes/

End of show song is "Plastic"</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>127 the conversation turned</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 14:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/127-the-conversation-turned</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Some conversations develop into deeper and darker discussions.
That was this show...lol We talked about your darker fantasies vs. making them a reality. We also talked about what happens when coming out to your family goes bad. Then to lighten the mood we ended the show with a very random song "Lone Cow"
Just know this...Kathy and Boogie don't claim to have all the answers, nor are we therapists, but we are passionate about seeking the truth with you and trying to find a positive path to walk on through this lifestyle.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Some conversations develop into deeper and darker…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Some conversations develop into deeper and darker discussions.
That was this show...lol We talked about your darker fantasies vs. making them a reality. We also talked about what happens when coming out to your family goes bad. Then to lighten the mood we ended the show with a very random song "Lone Cow"
Just know this...Kathy and Boogie don't claim to have all the answers, nor are we therapists, but we are passionate about seeking the truth with you and trying to find a positive path to walk on through this lifestyle.</description>
      <enclosure length="56806403" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/352371236-perverted-podcast-127-the-conversation-turned.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>126 " Online hits and misses "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 12:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/126-online-hits-and-misses</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This was a good discussion about how to handle the rejection of online dating. Then we got into it on how to play when you have body image issues. End of show song is a classic Boogie song "Caffe Latte"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This was a good discussion about how to handle th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This was a good discussion about how to handle the rejection of online dating. Then we got into it on how to play when you have body image issues. End of show song is a classic Boogie song "Caffe Latte"</description>
      <enclosure length="69386974" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/349436784-perverted-podcast-126-online-hits-and-misses.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>125 Chaos And Pain</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2017 13:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/125-chaos-and-pain</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy hasn't had the sex she's used to, Boogie was in pain...so show 125 was a little odd...lol but always fun and some good topics.
Toping from the bottom (aka bratty) and when is it good and bad. Then a reminder to the people in kinkyland that we aren't all as original as we'd like to think. End show song is "Thank you China"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy hasn't had the sex she's used to, Boogie wa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy hasn't had the sex she's used to, Boogie was in pain...so show 125 was a little odd...lol but always fun and some good topics.
Toping from the bottom (aka bratty) and when is it good and bad. Then a reminder to the people in kinkyland that we aren't all as original as we'd like to think. End show song is "Thank you China"</description>
      <enclosure length="57535741" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/348356429-perverted-podcast-125-chaos-and-pain.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000248627605-yk7r78-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>124  Purple BFF</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2017 15:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/124-purple-bff</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Glory to the show! Kathy got her new vibrating best friend, we talked about how negotiation is better than expectation and some of the many different types of poly relationships. End of show song was Herman.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Glory to the show! Kathy got her new vibrating be…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Glory to the show! Kathy got her new vibrating best friend, we talked about how negotiation is better than expectation and some of the many different types of poly relationships. End of show song was Herman.</description>
      <enclosure length="61164045" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/347318011-perverted-podcast-124-purple-bff.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>123 John Baku from Fetlife</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 17:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/123-john-baku-from-fetlife</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A fun show where we talked about Dom/sub responsibility, a very sketchy broken mirror and then an cool interview with John Baku the creator and team leader of Fetlife.com. The end show song was No Agenda by Count Boogie our random in studio guest was Kobra Comander you can reach her on her twitter @ Kobra_Cmndr</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A fun show where we talked about Dom/sub responsi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A fun show where we talked about Dom/sub responsibility, a very sketchy broken mirror and then an cool interview with John Baku the creator and team leader of Fetlife.com. The end show song was No Agenda by Count Boogie our random in studio guest was Kobra Comander you can reach her on her twitter @ Kobra_Cmndr</description>
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      <title>122 No Compromise</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2017 14:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/122-no-compromise</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>when should you compromise and when should you NOT.
a little about collaring and , some cute girls in the Love Lab.
End show song is Cyberbully</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>when should you compromise and when should you NO…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>when should you compromise and when should you NOT.
a little about collaring and , some cute girls in the Love Lab.
End show song is Cyberbully</description>
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      <title>121  Leaf blower vs. Vagina</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2017 13:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/121-leaf-blower-vs-vagina</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The name of this show is not a joke! An amazing experiment in the Love Lab with an electric leaf blower!!
We first talked about what types of submission different Dominants like and that you don't have to be any one kind.
We also talked about how to enjoy and handle when the Dominant wants  you on occasion to dominate them! Yes...it happens...there are no rules in this lifestyle other than communication and consent!! lol
End show song is "Understanding"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The name of this show is not a joke! An amazing e…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The name of this show is not a joke! An amazing experiment in the Love Lab with an electric leaf blower!!
We first talked about what types of submission different Dominants like and that you don't have to be any one kind.
We also talked about how to enjoy and handle when the Dominant wants  you on occasion to dominate them! Yes...it happens...there are no rules in this lifestyle other than communication and consent!! lol
End show song is "Understanding"</description>
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      <title>120 "Moaning Zombie Breast Exam"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2017 14:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/120-moaning-zombie-breast-exam</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dealing with changes in your life and making a plan before it goes to poop, Alcohol and play, and poly problems. Then...THE SOUND that came out of nowhere...lol End of show song is Jillian</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dealing with changes in your life and making a pl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dealing with changes in your life and making a plan before it goes to poop, Alcohol and play, and poly problems. Then...THE SOUND that came out of nowhere...lol End of show song is Jillian</description>
      <enclosure length="57439193" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/343066460-perverted-podcast-120-moaning-zombie-breast-exam.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000243295992-lotjd9-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>119 " Disco sex  "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2017 12:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/119-disco-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to deal with long distance relationships, figuring out what you want from kink the philosophical question "Who doesn't love anal?".
End show song is P*ssy Cookies.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to deal with long distance relationships, fig…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to deal with long distance relationships, figuring out what you want from kink the philosophical question "Who doesn't love anal?".
End show song is P*ssy Cookies.</description>
      <enclosure length="60015911" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/342020649-perverted-podcast-119-disco-sex.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>118 " Naughty body paint "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2017 13:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/118-naughty-body-paint</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>4 naked woman and finger paints. What could be bad about that?
Talked about the humiliation of having to end a scene, a bunch of STD info, Boogie shares stories that shock people in the room and Unger survives living in the middle of the Los Angeles fire.
End show song is sure to anger some. It is called Choke.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>4 naked woman and finger paints. What could be ba…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>4 naked woman and finger paints. What could be bad about that?
Talked about the humiliation of having to end a scene, a bunch of STD info, Boogie shares stories that shock people in the room and Unger survives living in the middle of the Los Angeles fire.
End show song is sure to anger some. It is called Choke.</description>
      <enclosure length="67765710" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/340998755-perverted-podcast-118-naughty-body-paint.mp3"/>
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      <title>117 " Mermaid Sex "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2017 13:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/117-mermaid-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tons of sexy females nude in the Love Lab always makes for a good show. Topics about gratitude for a good community and encouragement to take Kink vacations, Is kink still kinky over time, we spanked Tiger for giving Boogie bad information on the previous show and made a lot of rude jokes. End show song is "Wasted Ink" available for free download on our PervertedPodcastMusic soundcloud page.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tons of sexy females nude in the Love Lab always …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tons of sexy females nude in the Love Lab always makes for a good show. Topics about gratitude for a good community and encouragement to take Kink vacations, Is kink still kinky over time, we spanked Tiger for giving Boogie bad information on the previous show and made a lot of rude jokes. End show song is "Wasted Ink" available for free download on our PervertedPodcastMusic soundcloud page.</description>
      <enclosure length="66057511" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/339987158-perverted-podcast-117-mermaid-sex.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000240334978-8zx3oc-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>116 Permission to objectify</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2017 12:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/116-permission-to-objectify</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>If you treat your partners like "things" and don't see them as humans, you will usually not last long. Also fun email reflections from last weeks "no" topic and at the end a story/song called "Apocalypse"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you treat your partners like "things" and don'…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>If you treat your partners like "things" and don't see them as humans, you will usually not last long. Also fun email reflections from last weeks "no" topic and at the end a story/song called "Apocalypse"</description>
      <enclosure length="61208767" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/338967313-perverted-podcast-116-permission-to-objectify.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000239356381-60xq4u-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>115 " Alligator balls "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2017 14:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/115-alligator-balls</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Learning how to say no, how to reprogram past trauma into present pleasure, Kathy has a breakthrough and a lot of weirdness...oh...and alligator balls.
End show song is Cold Stars ( available for free download on our Perverted Podcast Music Soundcloud page)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Learning how to say no, how to reprogram past tra…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Learning how to say no, how to reprogram past trauma into present pleasure, Kathy has a breakthrough and a lot of weirdness...oh...and alligator balls.
End show song is Cold Stars ( available for free download on our Perverted Podcast Music Soundcloud page)</description>
      <enclosure length="68484600" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/337979342-perverted-podcast-115-alligator-balls.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>114 "Naked wrapped girl"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2017 13:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/114-naked-wrapped-girl</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Right off the bat we stripped the incredibly sexy Earl the girl naked and wrapped her in plastic wrap and then let equally sexy Mew rub ice cubes and her naked body against her. Of course this made for a very sloppy show because WHO could focus during that! lol We talked about quality time between multiple partners, Boogie's insanity, fart CPR and then a really strange conversation about incest fantasies and when do they become negative. End show song is a ZUA song (Boogie's DDLG band with his girls) "Minimal Aspirations".</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Right off the bat we stripped the incredibly sexy…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Right off the bat we stripped the incredibly sexy Earl the girl naked and wrapped her in plastic wrap and then let equally sexy Mew rub ice cubes and her naked body against her. Of course this made for a very sloppy show because WHO could focus during that! lol We talked about quality time between multiple partners, Boogie's insanity, fart CPR and then a really strange conversation about incest fantasies and when do they become negative. End show song is a ZUA song (Boogie's DDLG band with his girls) "Minimal Aspirations".</description>
      <enclosure length="63491660" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/336985412-perverted-podcast-114-naked-wrapped-girl.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000237422127-sdgkp8-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>113 "Butthurt no more"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 14:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/113-butthurt-no-more</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to deal with rejection and whether to join the public kink community and take the risks that go with it or not.
End song is "Rubber Jazz" sang with Lady Solaris</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to deal with rejection and whether to join th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to deal with rejection and whether to join the public kink community and take the risks that go with it or not.
End song is "Rubber Jazz" sang with Lady Solaris</description>
      <enclosure length="61239278" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/335800129-perverted-podcast-113-butthurt-no-more.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>112 " We broke it! "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2017 13:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/112-we-broke-it</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How much do you have to know about someone before you play with them depends on what??? Kinky gaming with Dr. B and at some point we broke our awesome brand new PP paddle on Mew's butt...very sad, but very AWESOME. End show song is " i Spy "</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How much do you have to know about someone before…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How much do you have to know about someone before you play with them depends on what??? Kinky gaming with Dr. B and at some point we broke our awesome brand new PP paddle on Mew's butt...very sad, but very AWESOME. End show song is " i Spy "</description>
      <enclosure length="79396679" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/334754682-perverted-podcast-112-we-broke-it.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000235105119-nokq1g-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>111 " Ninja star butt rolling "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2017 14:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/111-ninja-star-butt-rolling</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Starting off with My Michele's anal only diet, then into the pro's and cons of tit-for-tat in a relationship, to Boogie's fear of accepting money, to lessons on pegging and anal. Then winding up with a cute little song that helped Boogie survive back in the day...2 string song.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Starting off with My Michele's anal only diet, th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Starting off with My Michele's anal only diet, then into the pro's and cons of tit-for-tat in a relationship, to Boogie's fear of accepting money, to lessons on pegging and anal. Then winding up with a cute little song that helped Boogie survive back in the day...2 string song.</description>
      <enclosure length="79166801" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/333719886-perverted-podcast-111-ninja-star-butt-rolling.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000234106003-5mvqzp-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>110 " Cute butts go nuts "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2017 14:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/110-cute-butts-go-nuts</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>3 naked lovelies made Boogie a distracted pervert in the hot summer Love Lab. We talked about pet play and maintaining control of yourself while letting yourself be aggressive with your partner. If my cat likes you is the end show song.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>3 naked lovelies made Boogie a distracted pervert…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>3 naked lovelies made Boogie a distracted pervert in the hot summer Love Lab. We talked about pet play and maintaining control of yourself while letting yourself be aggressive with your partner. If my cat likes you is the end show song.</description>
      <enclosure length="67825479" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/332699563-perverted-podcast-110-cute-butts-go-nuts.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000233089581-23j0wi-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>109 " Anal pill "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2017 13:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/109-anal-pill</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Littles make horrible nurses, making doctors uncomfortable talking about anal sex, twue submissives, and your personal rights vs. public safety and image. Lots of interesting stuff to talk about and then a fun song named "Porn Star" at the end.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Littles make horrible nurses, making doctors unco…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Littles make horrible nurses, making doctors uncomfortable talking about anal sex, twue submissives, and your personal rights vs. public safety and image. Lots of interesting stuff to talk about and then a fun song named "Porn Star" at the end.</description>
      <enclosure length="59253136" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/331501990-perverted-podcast-109-anal-pill.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>108 Perverted Podcast " Hunka Burnin' Love"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 13:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/108-perverted-podcast-hunka-burnin-love</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It was hot in the studio, so the show was chaos, but fun.
Talking about choosing to be happy and an accidental vagina injury.
End song: Pity F**k a nerd</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It was hot in the studio, so the show was chaos, …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It was hot in the studio, so the show was chaos, but fun.
Talking about choosing to be happy and an accidental vagina injury.
End song: Pity F**k a nerd</description>
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      <title>107 " Ferrett me this "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2017 13:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/107-ferrett-me-this</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>At 48:30 in the show we begin our "Perverts from afar" segment, interviewing The Ferrett about downgrading poly relationships. We also talked about being aware of your submissives in D/s relationships, some really horrible sex stories and things that will make you glad we make mistakes so you don't have to. End song is a demo featuring Mark Meadows on bass called Dash of Salt</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>At 48:30 in the show we begin our "Perverts from …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>At 48:30 in the show we begin our "Perverts from afar" segment, interviewing The Ferrett about downgrading poly relationships. We also talked about being aware of your submissives in D/s relationships, some really horrible sex stories and things that will make you glad we make mistakes so you don't have to. End song is a demo featuring Mark Meadows on bass called Dash of Salt</description>
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      <title>106 " Sex failures "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 13:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/106-sex-failures</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy and Boogie share about their amazing sex/play failures of last week for your benefit and hopeful lessons learned, The Uncle Creepy sat in to be...creepy, and Unger taught us about fear play and mind f***ing. Then we wrapped up with a wonderful recorded orgasm that a listener sent in and a Boogie song.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy and Boogie share about their amazing sex/pl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy and Boogie share about their amazing sex/play failures of last week for your benefit and hopeful lessons learned, The Uncle Creepy sat in to be...creepy, and Unger taught us about fear play and mind f***ing. Then we wrapped up with a wonderful recorded orgasm that a listener sent in and a Boogie song.</description>
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      <title>105 " Me Sex Object Good"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 14:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/105-me-sex-object-good</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>My Michele and Ramone stopped by to add to the perversion as they always do. Michele and Kathy got to brag about there weekend 3 somes they each had and Boogie got to (for a brief moment in time) be legitimate sex object. We talked about who likes to be touched and who doesn't and the butthurt people who complain about asking first.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>My Michele and Ramone stopped by to add to the pe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>My Michele and Ramone stopped by to add to the perversion as they always do. Michele and Kathy got to brag about there weekend 3 somes they each had and Boogie got to (for a brief moment in time) be legitimate sex object. We talked about who likes to be touched and who doesn't and the butthurt people who complain about asking first.</description>
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      <title>104 " Live anal play!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2017 12:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/104-live-anal-play</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A very special 2 year anniversary show where we talk about asking permission of partners before playing, demisexuality and then we gaped a lovely lady's butt and shot a nerf dart into it. IT WAS AMAZING!!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A very special 2 year anniversary show where we t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A very special 2 year anniversary show where we talk about asking permission of partners before playing, demisexuality and then we gaped a lovely lady's butt and shot a nerf dart into it. IT WAS AMAZING!!!</description>
      <enclosure length="64066124" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/325180697-perverted-podcast-104-live-anal-play.mp3"/>
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      <title>103 " The Boogie sex show???"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2017 18:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/103-the-boogie-sex-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sooooooooo...the universe is changing, why should we be any different?? lol
The show WILL go on! An awkward un-well-prepared shorter show without Kathy, but we still gave spankings, talked a little about STI checks in poly groups and some mayhem in this odd short show.
Next week is our 2 year anniversary and it will be great!
This was just a weird little show for true PP Zombies to log in their PP history books!! 
You are on this adventure with us and we thank you for it.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sooooooooo...the universe is changing, why should…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sooooooooo...the universe is changing, why should we be any different?? lol
The show WILL go on! An awkward un-well-prepared shorter show without Kathy, but we still gave spankings, talked a little about STI checks in poly groups and some mayhem in this odd short show.
Next week is our 2 year anniversary and it will be great!
This was just a weird little show for true PP Zombies to log in their PP history books!! 
You are on this adventure with us and we thank you for it.</description>
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      <title>102 " Harmonica gag"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2017 12:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/102-harmonica-gag</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Our first show post Abyss and we spared no expense of mayhem.
A great discussion on the difference of being offended and being opressed.
Then Carrie brought in and demo'd the greatest invention EVER!
A working harmonica gag...it was awesome. End show Boogie song was "Laughing Song"
of of the Nerd Music album. Available on CDbaby and other places.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our first show post Abyss and we spared no expens…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our first show post Abyss and we spared no expense of mayhem.
A great discussion on the difference of being offended and being opressed.
Then Carrie brought in and demo'd the greatest invention EVER!
A working harmonica gag...it was awesome. End show Boogie song was "Laughing Song"
of of the Nerd Music album. Available on CDbaby and other places.</description>
      <enclosure length="68952485" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/322877519-perverted-podcast-102-harmonica-gag.mp3"/>
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      <title>101 "Into the Abyss" re upload without end glitch...sorry</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2017 05:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/101-into-the-abyss-re-upload-without-end-glitchsorry</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>SORRY about the first upload that had the ending wrapping around itself. This one is fix...lol oops.

Abyss had her last show with us and is moving away. It was a fun show, not overly sappy or cheesy. Topics about practicing for emergencies BEFORE you have real ones, the difference between co-dependency and inter-dependency, and then Boogie said a lot of foul obnoxious stuff.
Some sweet moments and we are grateful to the journey and adventure we had with abyss and wish her all the best and love and free anal sex!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>SORRY about the first upload that had the ending …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>SORRY about the first upload that had the ending wrapping around itself. This one is fix...lol oops.

Abyss had her last show with us and is moving away. It was a fun show, not overly sappy or cheesy. Topics about practicing for emergencies BEFORE you have real ones, the difference between co-dependency and inter-dependency, and then Boogie said a lot of foul obnoxious stuff.
Some sweet moments and we are grateful to the journey and adventure we had with abyss and wish her all the best and love and free anal sex!</description>
      <enclosure length="79004403" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/321865858-perverted-podcast-101-into-the-abyss-re-upload-without-end-glitchsorry.mp3"/>
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      <title>SHOW 100!!! Singing, Sex and Mayhem!!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2017 15:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-100-singing-sex-and-mayhem</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>WE DID IT! 100 episodes!! and the Love Lab was packed with friends and fans to help us get through this odd show. We got Kathy drunk, Abyss took a Xanex and Boogie had a busted rib, but we rocked it with conversations about what you DON'T need to do BDSM, NOT expecting forgiveness just because YOU changed, some bad singing, a cute girl getting sexed by  a f***ing machine and everything you would expect after 100 episodes of the mayhem that is Perverted Podcast. THANK YOU...WE LOVE YOU!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>WE DID IT! 100 episodes!! and the Love Lab was pa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>WE DID IT! 100 episodes!! and the Love Lab was packed with friends and fans to help us get through this odd show. We got Kathy drunk, Abyss took a Xanex and Boogie had a busted rib, but we rocked it with conversations about what you DON'T need to do BDSM, NOT expecting forgiveness just because YOU changed, some bad singing, a cute girl getting sexed by  a f***ing machine and everything you would expect after 100 episodes of the mayhem that is Perverted Podcast. THANK YOU...WE LOVE YOU!!</description>
      <enclosure length="70163730" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/320509043-perverted-podcast-show-100-singing-sex-and-mayhem.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 99 " hot pepper vagina"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2017 13:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-99-hot-pepper-vagina</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Insanity was present! Segments about accidental outings, hop peppers on vaginas not always being a good idead, just because I'm friends with someone doesn't mean I vouch for them and tons of sick twisted fun.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Insanity was present! Segments about accidental o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Insanity was present! Segments about accidental outings, hop peppers on vaginas not always being a good idead, just because I'm friends with someone doesn't mean I vouch for them and tons of sick twisted fun.</description>
      <enclosure length="67246375" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/319396841-perverted-podcast-show-99-hot-pepper-vagina.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 98 "Inflatable ring"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2017 06:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-98-inflatable-ring</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about identity and ignorance getting you in trouble and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember, because I'm tired...but it was good...lol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about identity and ignorance getting yo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about identity and ignorance getting you in trouble and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember, because I'm tired...but it was good...lol</description>
      <enclosure length="73106581" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/318210487-perverted-podcast-show-98-inflatable-ring.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 97 " Under the table"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2017 12:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-97-under-the-table</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A strange show with extra tension...lol
Other than having a beautiful girl chained under the table, we talked about being less structured in a scene, Abyss rants against the CDC, Boogie talks about wax play and we help a listener have better sleep.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A strange show with extra tension...lol
Other tha…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A strange show with extra tension...lol
Other than having a beautiful girl chained under the table, we talked about being less structured in a scene, Abyss rants against the CDC, Boogie talks about wax play and we help a listener have better sleep.</description>
      <enclosure length="64619084" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/317177794-perverted-podcast-show-97-under-the-table.mp3"/>
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      <title>96 "Skirt Wearin Man"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2017 18:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/96-skirt-wearin-man</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Discussions about being heterosexual and or Dominant and wearing women's clothing, useless warning labels and odd gropings of man boobs.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Discussions about being heterosexual and or Domin…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Discussions about being heterosexual and or Dominant and wearing women's clothing, useless warning labels and odd gropings of man boobs.</description>
      <enclosure length="59820076" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/316100585-perverted-podcast-96-skirt-wearin-man.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 95 " No Limits "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2017 14:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-95-no-limits</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>No limits role play, what to say at munches / meetups and a bunch of insane stuff.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>No limits role play, what to say at munches / mee…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>No limits role play, what to say at munches / meetups and a bunch of insane stuff.</description>
      <enclosure length="66993510" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/314880290-perverted-podcast-show-95-no-limits.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 94 "Abyss Spanks Everybody!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2017 15:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-94-abyss-spanks-everybody</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Abyss' birthday was about too many balloons, cake and Abyss spanking almost everyone in the room!
Lessons on how to talk dirty and a bunch of fun stuff!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Abyss' birthday was about too many balloons, cake…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Abyss' birthday was about too many balloons, cake and Abyss spanking almost everyone in the room!
Lessons on how to talk dirty and a bunch of fun stuff!</description>
      <enclosure length="73416289" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/313614304-perverted-podcast-show-94-abyss-spanks-everybody.mp3"/>
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      <title>93 " Spanking Lessons"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2017 13:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/93-spanking-lessons</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy and Boogie talk about personal sexual insecurities, learning masochism and then there was spanking and talk of spanking and then more spanking.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy and Boogie talk about personal sexual insec…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy and Boogie talk about personal sexual insecurities, learning masochism and then there was spanking and talk of spanking and then more spanking.</description>
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      <title>Show 92 " Mac and Cheese sex "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2017 18:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-92-mac-and-cheese-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Unger has been with us a year, Abyss announces she's leaving the show and then we talked about when poly conflicts with D/s and not liking what you don't like.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Unger has been with us a year, Abyss announces sh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Unger has been with us a year, Abyss announces she's leaving the show and then we talked about when poly conflicts with D/s and not liking what you don't like.</description>
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      <title>Show 91 "Pet Play"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2017 22:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/perverted-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Phoenix sat in and talked about being a Dominant little, 
Maso Kitty came in to talk about pet play, Unger joined Squiggles and 
the rest of the podcast in spirit...and Boogie was random.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Phoenix sat in and talked about being a Dominant …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Phoenix sat in and talked about being a Dominant little, 
Maso Kitty came in to talk about pet play, Unger joined Squiggles and 
the rest of the podcast in spirit...and Boogie was random.</description>
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      <title>Show 90 "Know when to quit"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2017 16:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-90-know-when-to-quit</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Abyss is back from her travels. Talking about littles and when Dom screw up. Then the world implodes as Boogie can't quit when he's ahead.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Abyss is back from her travels. Talking about lit…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Abyss is back from her travels. Talking about littles and when Dom screw up. Then the world implodes as Boogie can't quit when he's ahead.</description>
      <enclosure length="77674039" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/308843027-perverted-podcast-show-90-know-when-to-quit.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 89 " Hypno pig grunts"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2017 17:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-89-hypno-pig-grunts</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Threshold friend Carrie sits in to talk about hypnosis and make neck burps in the microphone. Dream Kathy and Boogie have to settle a fight with the help of dream DM Unger.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Threshold friend Carrie sits in to talk about hyp…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Threshold friend Carrie sits in to talk about hypnosis and make neck burps in the microphone. Dream Kathy and Boogie have to settle a fight with the help of dream DM Unger.</description>
      <enclosure length="59038075" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/307722678-perverted-podcast-show-89-hypno-pig-grunts.mp3"/>
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      <title>88   "Nazi Orgasm Piano Show</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/88-nazi-orgasm-piano-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is it ok to wear a Nazi uniform in a dungeon?
What is the average size of a weenie in a man's head when all we see are porn weenies? AND...KATHY's FEATURED ORGASM!!!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is it ok to wear a Nazi uniform in a dungeon?
Wha…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is it ok to wear a Nazi uniform in a dungeon?
What is the average size of a weenie in a man's head when all we see are porn weenies? AND...KATHY's FEATURED ORGASM!!!!</description>
      <enclosure length="63756416" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/306561728-perverted-podcast-88-nazi-orgasm-piano-show.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 87 "Hobo Bumpin"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2017 18:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-87-hobo-bumpin</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So this will be the last Pajama erotica show because, nobody wants to wear pajamas...lol So we talked about how to actually GET play from someone, and some poly stuff...then we did some "erotic reading" and all poop broke loose...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So this will be the last Pajama erotica show beca…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So this will be the last Pajama erotica show because, nobody wants to wear pajamas...lol So we talked about how to actually GET play from someone, and some poly stuff...then we did some "erotic reading" and all poop broke loose...:D</description>
      <enclosure length="62480805" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/305453392-perverted-podcast-show-87-hobo-bumpin.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 86 "3...2...1...COME!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-86-321come</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to deal with an introvert, getting off your but and doing something and then mark put her mouth on bunny....another great show</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to deal with an introvert, getting off your b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to deal with an introvert, getting off your but and doing something and then mark put her mouth on bunny....another great show</description>
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      <title>Show 85 "Magic Stuffy Roach"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2017 19:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-85-magic-stuffy-roach</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The room was packed while we recorded this show of awesomeness.
Topics about the life cycle of excitement in rituals and relationships, letting trolls be miserable while you eat cupcakes and a stuffed roach made for the lovely "mark".
And of course...some spankings at the end!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The room was packed while we recorded this show o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The room was packed while we recorded this show of awesomeness.
Topics about the life cycle of excitement in rituals and relationships, letting trolls be miserable while you eat cupcakes and a stuffed roach made for the lovely "mark".
And of course...some spankings at the end!</description>
      <enclosure length="58725859" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/303186731-perverted-podcast-show-85-magic-stuffy-roach.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000203394768-pmmp7n-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 84 "Towlie has an orgasm"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2017 21:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-84-towlie-has-an-orgasm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What an incredible show of mayhem! Michele and Kevin sit in the mix and talk about inclusion and FFFM (3 girls and one guy sex) and then we have a very funny featured orgasm!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What an incredible show of mayhem! Michele and Ke…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What an incredible show of mayhem! Michele and Kevin sit in the mix and talk about inclusion and FFFM (3 girls and one guy sex) and then we have a very funny featured orgasm!</description>
      <enclosure length="68583427" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/301932897-perverted-podcast-show-84-towlie-has-an-orgasm.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 83 "Scruffy lookin' Nerf Hearder!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2017 20:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-83-scruffy-lookin-nerf-hearder</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>An incredible show where we close out 2016 as a GREAT year to celebrate our storytellers that we lost but were inspired by. Then we talked about the best way to eat a girl's mow mow and spanked a sexy butt!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>An incredible show where we close out 2016 as a G…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>An incredible show where we close out 2016 as a GREAT year to celebrate our storytellers that we lost but were inspired by. Then we talked about the best way to eat a girl's mow mow and spanked a sexy butt!</description>
      <enclosure length="65283639" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/300775362-perverted-podcast-show-83-scruffy-lookin-nerf-hearder.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 82 "Electric thighs"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2016 19:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-82-electric-thighs</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The day after Christmas and we all survived and ready to get back to the kink. We talked about seeing the internet through the eyes of other genders and allowing yourself the right to be your OWN Dom or sub.
Then we electrocuted mark's thighs...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The day after Christmas and we all survived and r…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The day after Christmas and we all survived and ready to get back to the kink. We talked about seeing the internet through the eyes of other genders and allowing yourself the right to be your OWN Dom or sub.
Then we electrocuted mark's thighs...:D</description>
      <enclosure length="59954053" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/299803316-perverted-podcast-show-82-electric-thighs.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000200268321-7q4a59-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 81 "The Aftermath"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2016 20:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-81-the-aftermath</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We survived the ADULTCON porn industry weekend and tell our tales of survival, then we talk about "drop", blowjobs and Uncle Creepy came in and talked virtual reality sex and how it will take over the world soon!
Then we spanked a guest and called it a night.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We survived the ADULTCON porn industry weekend an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We survived the ADULTCON porn industry weekend and tell our tales of survival, then we talk about "drop", blowjobs and Uncle Creepy came in and talked virtual reality sex and how it will take over the world soon!
Then we spanked a guest and called it a night.</description>
      <enclosure length="72825524" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/298853281-perverted-podcast-show-81-the-aftermath.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 80 "Christmas Booty and ADULTCON"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2016 21:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-80-christmas-booty-and-adultcon</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Finally ready for our big ADULTCON event at home it was great to just dig into a great show about trusting your Dominant/submissive relationship, being brave in your adventures and Sandra from TranniesinTrouble.com coming in and talking about the cross dressing and trans community. Then Boogie told (again) the story of almost being shot by cops for singing his "Christmas Booty" song. Video now on YouTube!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Finally ready for our big ADULTCON event at home …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Finally ready for our big ADULTCON event at home it was great to just dig into a great show about trusting your Dominant/submissive relationship, being brave in your adventures and Sandra from TranniesinTrouble.com coming in and talking about the cross dressing and trans community. Then Boogie told (again) the story of almost being shot by cops for singing his "Christmas Booty" song. Video now on YouTube!</description>
      <enclosure length="69367748" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/297769546-perverted-podcast-show-80-christmas-booty-and-adultcon.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 79 "Let them eat CAKE!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2016 17:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-79-let-them-eat-cake</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's Kathy's Birthday! So we force fed her cake through the whole show and let her spank Elle's bottom till it got red. There was a great featured orgasm, discussions about kinky lessons helping in real world and a very special appearance by the ghost of Macho Man Savage!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's Kathy's Birthday! So we force fed her cake t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's Kathy's Birthday! So we force fed her cake through the whole show and let her spank Elle's bottom till it got red. There was a great featured orgasm, discussions about kinky lessons helping in real world and a very special appearance by the ghost of Macho Man Savage!</description>
      <enclosure length="61052450" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/296530247-perverted-podcast-show-79-let-them-eat-cake.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000197141167-xk0c8t-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 78 "Inside a live vagina!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2016 20:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-78-inside-a-live-vagina</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When your old brainwashing/programming conflicts with your kinks,  getting ready for Adultcon and then we put an endescope camera inside a vagina live.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When your old brainwashing/programming conflicts …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When your old brainwashing/programming conflicts with your kinks,  getting ready for Adultcon and then we put an endescope camera inside a vagina live.</description>
      <enclosure length="61095500" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/295364975-perverted-podcast-show-78-inside-a-live-vagina.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000195970831-1dwvql-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 77 " Own the ugly!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2016 20:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-77-own-the-ugly</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Apple from Devil's Mask stopped by to talk about how to enjoy your scene even if you don't have mad skills, and Uncle Creepy came in to talk about how not private you are on the internet.
Then we gave a nice belt spanking to a cute butt...another great show!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Apple from Devil's Mask stopped by to talk about …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Apple from Devil's Mask stopped by to talk about how to enjoy your scene even if you don't have mad skills, and Uncle Creepy came in to talk about how not private you are on the internet.
Then we gave a nice belt spanking to a cute butt...another great show!</description>
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      <title>Show 76 " Live figging continues "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2016 19:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-76-live-figging-continues</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A very enthusiastic show, talking about the top and bottoms responsibility, more sexplanations topics and THEN we bend two lovely ladies over and then put raw ginger in their butts!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A very enthusiastic show, talking about the top a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A very enthusiastic show, talking about the top and bottoms responsibility, more sexplanations topics and THEN we bend two lovely ladies over and then put raw ginger in their butts!</description>
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      <title>Show 75 "Sexplanations y orgasms"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2016 20:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-75-sexplanations-y-orgasms</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome to all the new listeners from the Dr. Doe Sexplanations video we did with her at Threshold that launched last week!
Many of you asked questions about BDSM and kink in the comments section of that video, so we answered them from the Perverted Point of View. Then we babbled about other stuff and play a GREAT orgasm that one of our wonderful listeners recorded for us.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome to all the new listeners from the Dr. Doe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Welcome to all the new listeners from the Dr. Doe Sexplanations video we did with her at Threshold that launched last week!
Many of you asked questions about BDSM and kink in the comments section of that video, so we answered them from the Perverted Point of View. Then we babbled about other stuff and play a GREAT orgasm that one of our wonderful listeners recorded for us.</description>
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      <title>Show 74 " Hallow-erotica"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2016 14:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-74-hallow-erotica</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy, Boogie, mark and Unger go the show alone on Halloween.
Topics on bratty submissives, over coddling, and sex with surgical gloves in hand towels. PLUS spooooooky erotic writings...a really fun show.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy, Boogie, mark and Unger go the show alone o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy, Boogie, mark and Unger go the show alone on Halloween.
Topics on bratty submissives, over coddling, and sex with surgical gloves in hand towels. PLUS spooooooky erotic writings...a really fun show.</description>
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      <title>Show 73 "Cartoon sex rage"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2016 15:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-73-cartoon-sex-rage</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sooo, this show was insane and hyper sexual...lol
We reviewed the SIRI 2 music vibrator from LELO.com and somewhere in the middle 2 cute girls crawled under the table and gave Boogie a double BJ and talk and advice and way too much cussing.
Enjoy the chaos!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sooo, this show was insane and hyper sexual...lol…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sooo, this show was insane and hyper sexual...lol
We reviewed the SIRI 2 music vibrator from LELO.com and somewhere in the middle 2 cute girls crawled under the table and gave Boogie a double BJ and talk and advice and way too much cussing.
Enjoy the chaos!</description>
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      <title>Show 72 " Trump my P**sy"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2016 19:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-72-trump-my-psy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>An amazing show where King and Princess from A Royal Pair podcast hung out and helped us talk about what to teach kids about kink.
Abyss shot Boogie a lot with a nerf gun and then our lovely models let us put inflatable dildos into them.
Oh...and L.O.I.S made a really weird song about Donald Trump and his thinking he has the right to grab P**sies.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>An amazing show where King and Princess from A Ro…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>An amazing show where King and Princess from A Royal Pair podcast hung out and helped us talk about what to teach kids about kink.
Abyss shot Boogie a lot with a nerf gun and then our lovely models let us put inflatable dildos into them.
Oh...and L.O.I.S made a really weird song about Donald Trump and his thinking he has the right to grab P**sies.</description>
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      <title>Show 71 " The hunter and the prey"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2016 19:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-71-the-hunter-and-the-prey</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>eating vaj, mexican dinner consent, mayhem and then Boogie hunted to hot ladies with a slingshot.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>eating vaj, mexican dinner consent, mayhem and th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>eating vaj, mexican dinner consent, mayhem and then Boogie hunted to hot ladies with a slingshot.</description>
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      <title>Show 70 "Tampon Puppy"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2016 16:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-70-tampon-puppy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Poly penis titles, prop 60, mark makes a great puppy, and an great featured orgasm by a Perver Podcast
listener, makes show 70 total rockin' chaos!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Poly penis titles, prop 60, mark makes a great pu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Poly penis titles, prop 60, mark makes a great puppy, and an great featured orgasm by a Perver Podcast
listener, makes show 70 total rockin' chaos!</description>
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      <title>SHOW 69 "LIVE 69  LIVE 69"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2016 19:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-69-live-69-live-69</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>GUESS what we got to do on Show 69??? Hint...69...yes...it is fun to be adults and play like every day is your last.
We also had the very awesome Michelle Ehlen who wrote/directed and starred in the very funny indi movie "S&amp;M Sally" (which Boogie was in, now available on Vimeo for rent) came in to guest host.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>GUESS what we got to do on Show 69??? Hint...69..…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>GUESS what we got to do on Show 69??? Hint...69...yes...it is fun to be adults and play like every day is your last.
We also had the very awesome Michelle Ehlen who wrote/directed and starred in the very funny indi movie "S&amp;M Sally" (which Boogie was in, now available on Vimeo for rent) came in to guest host.</description>
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      <title>Show 68 "LIVE P**SY COOKIES"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2016 19:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-68-live-psy-cookies</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>One of the most INSANE and sexy shows we've ever done.
We took cookie dough, rolled it up in a condom and USED it in lady parts for your listening pleasure. NOTE: Some of the show cut out because of some ghost glitch, but we got the cookie making segment!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>One of the most INSANE and sexy shows we've ever …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>One of the most INSANE and sexy shows we've ever done.
We took cookie dough, rolled it up in a condom and USED it in lady parts for your listening pleasure. NOTE: Some of the show cut out because of some ghost glitch, but we got the cookie making segment!</description>
      <enclosure length="53318533" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/283823366-perverted-podcast-show-68-live-psy-cookies.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 67 "Sometimes it goes BAD"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2016 18:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-67-sometimes-it-goes-bad</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:54:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This was a tough show to talk about an incident that seriously injured a number of people at a kink event recently.
We do our best to be Risk Aware, but sometimes the check has to be paid on the bad end. Just because someone says they are an expert doesn't mean they ARE. Take care of yourself.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This was a tough show to talk about an incident t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This was a tough show to talk about an incident that seriously injured a number of people at a kink event recently.
We do our best to be Risk Aware, but sometimes the check has to be paid on the bad end. Just because someone says they are an expert doesn't mean they ARE. Take care of yourself.</description>
      <enclosure length="51864035" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/282752581-perverted-podcast-show-67-sometimes-it-goes-bad.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000182219521-k73pg6-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
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      <title>Show 66 " Alien baby pregnancy"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2016 14:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-66-alien-baby-pregnancy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We insulted each other, we laughed we cried, we spanked a guest and talked about using your voice and not being a poop head in a dungeon.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We insulted each other, we laughed we cried, we s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We insulted each other, we laughed we cried, we spanked a guest and talked about using your voice and not being a poop head in a dungeon.</description>
      <enclosure length="57901874" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/281641054-perverted-podcast-show-66-alien-baby-pregnancy.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000180872014-b06x3u-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
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      <title>Show 65 "Willy Wonka's last chocolate"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2016 18:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-65-willy-wonkas-last-chocolate</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We bid farewell to a great character actor, talk about crying during orgasm and then read some really dirty stories.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We bid farewell to a great character actor, talk …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We bid farewell to a great character actor, talk about crying during orgasm and then read some really dirty stories.</description>
      <enclosure length="46871931" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/280617815-perverted-podcast-show-65-willy-wonkas-last-chocolate.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 64 " Darwin's Bucket list"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2016 16:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-64-darwins-bucket-list</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We had a lot of fun on this show, Natise, Jaquie, Uncle Creepy did segments on Condoms, an app 
that hides your pics, and a great kinky book review and then Boogie sang "Darwin's Bucket list" tons of fun!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We had a lot of fun on this show, Natise, Jaquie,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We had a lot of fun on this show, Natise, Jaquie, Uncle Creepy did segments on Condoms, an app 
that hides your pics, and a great kinky book review and then Boogie sang "Darwin's Bucket list" tons of fun!</description>
      <enclosure length="71090576" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/279544296-perverted-podcast-show-64-darwins-bucket-list.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000178273504-2kvsq1-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 63 "Psycho says what?"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2016 18:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-63-psycho-says-what</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So a lively show of Boogie going psycho on people as well as a fun discussion about when Doms need to know their limits and why we spend time with people new to the lifestyle, other than to just have sex with them.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So a lively show of Boogie going psycho on people…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So a lively show of Boogie going psycho on people as well as a fun discussion about when Doms need to know their limits and why we spend time with people new to the lifestyle, other than to just have sex with them.</description>
      <enclosure length="62002053" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/278535598-perverted-podcast-show-63-psycho-says-what.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000177018195-g0punl-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 62 " Perverted and diverse"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2016 19:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-62-perverted-and-diverse</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:29:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie talks about him and mark corrupting PornDirectorPodcast a few days before, Spanky come in to talk about diversity in the BDSM community, and Abyss almost gets eaten by a fan.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie talks about him and mark corrupting PornDi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie talks about him and mark corrupting PornDirectorPodcast a few days before, Spanky come in to talk about diversity in the BDSM community, and Abyss almost gets eaten by a fan.</description>
      <enclosure length="85917678" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/277546479-perverted-podcast-show-62-perverted-and-diverse.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 61 "Spankings for being LATE"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2016 14:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-61-spankings-for-being-late</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to talk dirty, taking the risk to step up! and then a pretty lady walked into the show late and got spanked for it.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to talk dirty, taking the risk to step up! an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to talk dirty, taking the risk to step up! and then a pretty lady walked into the show late and got spanked for it.</description>
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      <title>Show 60 "Backpack of unicorn sex"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2016 14:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-60-backpack-of-unicorn-sex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We tackled the fetlife changes, finding play parnters, Boogie's darkest vulnerable stories and 
Kathy's sex fantasies with Christopher Walken.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We tackled the fetlife changes, finding play parn…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We tackled the fetlife changes, finding play parnters, Boogie's darkest vulnerable stories and 
Kathy's sex fantasies with Christopher Walken.</description>
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      <title>Show 59 "Trust NO ONE 100 percent!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2016 16:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-59-trust-no-one-100-percent</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy has a meltdown during a playscene, Boogie gets agro at over coddling and Abyss attempts a
masturbation challenge with Adrien Brody.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy has a meltdown during a playscene, Boogie g…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy has a meltdown during a playscene, Boogie gets agro at over coddling and Abyss attempts a
masturbation challenge with Adrien Brody.</description>
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      <title>Show 58 "Mature and very not mature"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-58-mature-and-very-not-mature</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>From the intense to the very silly, show 58 was fun. From violating your own consent to a very smelly fetish and then Natise stopped by to give a less than stellar review of The Bottoming Book</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>From the intense to the very silly, show 58 was f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>From the intense to the very silly, show 58 was fun. From violating your own consent to a very smelly fetish and then Natise stopped by to give a less than stellar review of The Bottoming Book</description>
      <enclosure length="92761759" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/273335772-perverted-podcast-show-58-mature-and-very-not-mature.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 57 "Don't touch that jar!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2016 14:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-57-dont-touch-that-jar</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We had our own 4th of July fireworks on the show talking about, rejections, rape culture and sexual check lists. And then there was THE JAR!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We had our own 4th of July fireworks on the show …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We had our own 4th of July fireworks on the show talking about, rejections, rape culture and sexual check lists. And then there was THE JAR!</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 56 "Communication Meltdown"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2016 19:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-56-communication-meltdown</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So we go a little Air Conditioner that makes the Love lab only slightly less heated, but women still got naked and we talked ALL about communication in play scenes, relationships and conflict resolution.
Then we spanked a booty!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So we go a little Air Conditioner that makes the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So we go a little Air Conditioner that makes the Love lab only slightly less heated, but women still got naked and we talked ALL about communication in play scenes, relationships and conflict resolution.
Then we spanked a booty!</description>
      <enclosure length="73911382" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/271277941-perverted-podcast-show-56-communication-meltdown.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 55 " The Love Lab is on FIRE"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2016 16:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-55-the-love-lab-is-on-fire</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On a day that was 111 degrees...the air conditioner in the Perverted Podcast studio BROKE and we had to do the show in VERY HOT studio!
Abyss was out of town...pure chaos, BUT we had  cute "Sponge slaves" to wipe us down during the show and let us spank them...so sit back and enjoy what happens when our brains melt for you!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On a day that was 111 degrees...the air condition…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On a day that was 111 degrees...the air conditioner in the Perverted Podcast studio BROKE and we had to do the show in VERY HOT studio!
Abyss was out of town...pure chaos, BUT we had  cute "Sponge slaves" to wipe us down during the show and let us spank them...so sit back and enjoy what happens when our brains melt for you!</description>
      <enclosure length="62220646" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/270194582-perverted-podcast-show-55-the-love-lab-is-on-fire.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 54 " Inarticulate...but...SPANKINGS!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2016 17:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-54-inarticulatebutspankings</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Ok...so yes...sometimes we aren't polished radio pros...who's paying us?? But we tried to talk about the shooting in Orlando and that was awkward at best. But, we did have some other fun talking about people who fetishize cutting off their own limbs and then spanked our new listener Jessica on the show and that made up for all the fumbling...:D
Join us for our never ending work in progress...we love you!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ok...so yes...sometimes we aren't polished radio …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Ok...so yes...sometimes we aren't polished radio pros...who's paying us?? But we tried to talk about the shooting in Orlando and that was awkward at best. But, we did have some other fun talking about people who fetishize cutting off their own limbs and then spanked our new listener Jessica on the show and that made up for all the fumbling...:D
Join us for our never ending work in progress...we love you!</description>
      <enclosure length="61242621" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/269072436-perverted-podcast-show-54-inarticulatebutspankings.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 53 " Virgins are tasty "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2016 15:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-53-virgins-are-tasty</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Starting our 2nd year gets off to a great start with Kathy, Boogie and Abyss discussion a listeners virginity questions, Dungeon monitors and of course we were privileged to have an AMAZING featured orgasm sent in my a couple of our listeners.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Starting our 2nd year gets off to a great start w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Starting our 2nd year gets off to a great start with Kathy, Boogie and Abyss discussion a listeners virginity questions, Dungeon monitors and of course we were privileged to have an AMAZING featured orgasm sent in my a couple of our listeners.</description>
      <enclosure length="55779059" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/267986313-perverted-podcast-show-53-virgins-are-tasty.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 52 " WE ARE ONE YEAR OLD!!! Thank you!!!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2016 15:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-52-we-are-one-year-old-thank-you</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>WE MADE IT! A whole year of Perverted Podcast shows, thanks to YOU our amazing listeners and awesome volunteers.
This show we go back through some of the episodes and segments that you love, handle a couple topics say some nice stuff about each other for a change (warning it gets mushy for about 12 minute)...and then we beat mark because it's her birthday too!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>WE MADE IT! A whole year of Perverted Podcast sho…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>WE MADE IT! A whole year of Perverted Podcast shows, thanks to YOU our amazing listeners and awesome volunteers.
This show we go back through some of the episodes and segments that you love, handle a couple topics say some nice stuff about each other for a change (warning it gets mushy for about 12 minute)...and then we beat mark because it's her birthday too!</description>
      <enclosure length="71267372" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/266780866-perverted-podcast-show-52-we-are-one-year-old-thank-you.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000165242479-qu2tho-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 51  "Cartoon sex fantasies and CBT"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2016 18:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-51-cartoon-sex-fantasies-and-cbt</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What is the benefit of yelling at creepers and trolls?
Celebrity masturbation challenge and LOIS our hyper sexual computer generated co-host tries her hand at stand up comedy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What is the benefit of yelling at creepers and tr…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What is the benefit of yelling at creepers and trolls?
Celebrity masturbation challenge and LOIS our hyper sexual computer generated co-host tries her hand at stand up comedy.</description>
      <enclosure length="71404045" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/265716336-perverted-podcast-show-51-cartoon-sex-fantasies-and-cbt.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 50 "Angry show and then Live Orgasms???"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2016 16:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-50-angry-show-and-then-live-orgasms</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We got really angry through most of the shows topics because we see the preventable damage that people do to themselves and others. But at the end of the show...live orgasms!!! WTF???
The most bi-polar and sexy show we've ever done!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We got really angry through most of the shows top…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We got really angry through most of the shows topics because we see the preventable damage that people do to themselves and others. But at the end of the show...live orgasms!!! WTF???
The most bi-polar and sexy show we've ever done!!</description>
      <enclosure length="67555895" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/264576075-perverted-podcast-show-50-angry-show-and-then-live-orgasms.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 49 "Safe stuff for Predators"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2016 14:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-49-safe-stuff-for-predators</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A very fiesty show...NSFW EVER! Safecalls outside of the scene, and does a Dominant
actually have the right to have feelings??? The heck you say!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A very fiesty show...NSFW EVER! Safecalls outside…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A very fiesty show...NSFW EVER! Safecalls outside of the scene, and does a Dominant
actually have the right to have feelings??? The heck you say!</description>
      <enclosure length="62080630" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/263405794-perverted-podcast-show-49-safe-stuff-for-predators.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 48 " Tentacle porn and emo annoyance"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2016 15:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-48-tentacle-porn-and-emo-annoyance</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is everybody emotionally strong enough to play in the BDSM community? Should we allow people to tell us how to play because it "triggers" them?
How do we teach nerds how to have better "game".
Boogie puts a needle in Abyss while wearing the fancy wireless mic Uncle Creepy
donate and a LOT of dirty readings.

Extra music on this episode
"I Knew a Guy"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is everybody emotionally strong enough to play in…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Is everybody emotionally strong enough to play in the BDSM community? Should we allow people to tell us how to play because it "triggers" them?
How do we teach nerds how to have better "game".
Boogie puts a needle in Abyss while wearing the fancy wireless mic Uncle Creepy
donate and a LOT of dirty readings.

Extra music on this episode
"I Knew a Guy"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ </description>
      <enclosure length="74445116" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/262304839-perverted-podcast-show-48-tentacle-porn-and-emo-annoyance.mp3"/>
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      <title>Show 47  Sexual vs. Non-sexual BDSM, and cake!!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2016 16:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-47-sexual-vs-non-sexual-bdsm-and-cake</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Do you need a connection before you bed kink and sex?
Do you think more men need to "go downstairs"
We talk about the dangers of face pics on Fetlife and our amazing new
book review by Natise.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Do you need a connection before you bed kink and …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Do you need a connection before you bed kink and sex?
Do you think more men need to "go downstairs"
We talk about the dangers of face pics on Fetlife and our amazing new
book review by Natise.</description>
      <enclosure length="72910370" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/260999091-perverted-podcast-show-47-sexual-vs-non-sexual-bdsm-and-cake.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 46 "Fingernails and Featured Orgasms"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2016 14:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-46-fingernails-and-featured-orgasms</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Celebrating orgasms, whether or not you can serve 2 Doms at the same time, L.O.I.S the hyper sexual computer generated co-host has a dream and ENDLESS fun and NSFW mayhem.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Celebrating orgasms, whether or not you can serve…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Celebrating orgasms, whether or not you can serve 2 Doms at the same time, L.O.I.S the hyper sexual computer generated co-host has a dream and ENDLESS fun and NSFW mayhem.</description>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 45 "Dinosaur strep fest"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2016 15:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-45-dinosaur-strep-fest</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie and Abyss are sick and loopy and Kathy has to deal with it.
 The pros and cons of staying neutral, trying to encourage a self hater, Arousal from cars and guitars and all the fun 2 outa 3 host with Strep throat you can get!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie and Abyss are sick and loopy and Kathy has…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie and Abyss are sick and loopy and Kathy has to deal with it.
 The pros and cons of staying neutral, trying to encourage a self hater, Arousal from cars and guitars and all the fun 2 outa 3 host with Strep throat you can get!</description>
      <enclosure length="63318207" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/258636257-perverted-podcast-show-45-dinosaur-strep-fest.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 44 " We are the pretty people...sorta"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2016 15:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-44-we-are-the-pretty-peoplesorta</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie is a bad Dom, Pretty people aren't as creepy as ugly people? Abyss is really friendly and do people actually talk about RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kinky) and SSC (Safer Sane and Consensual)...and oh yah Zsa Zsa isn't really dead yet.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie is a bad Dom, Pretty people aren't as cree…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie is a bad Dom, Pretty people aren't as creepy as ugly people? Abyss is really friendly and do people actually talk about RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kinky) and SSC (Safer Sane and Consensual)...and oh yah Zsa Zsa isn't really dead yet.</description>
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      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000156562579-sq4h1f-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 43 " Piggie toys and creeper coping"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2016 19:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-43-piggie-toys-and-creeper-coping</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The journey continues! Lady Solaris joined us to talk about dealing with disabilities in BDSM.
We dealt with online creepers, vetting and then Abyss spanked a lovely bottom.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The journey continues! Lady Solaris joined us to …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The journey continues! Lady Solaris joined us to talk about dealing with disabilities in BDSM.
We dealt with online creepers, vetting and then Abyss spanked a lovely bottom.</description>
      <enclosure length="70333234" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/255869680-perverted-podcast-show-43-piggie-toys-and-creeper-coping.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000154915320-7o59xj-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 42 "Don't Panic...We have towels!!"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2016 14:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-42-dont-panicwe-have-towels</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>42 IS the show where we celebrate hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (one of Boogies favorite stories) and Abyss' B-day!
Endless insanity and spankings.
NOTE: the Chatroom moderator's mic for some reason didn't work right so...yah...production stuff...lol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>42 IS the show where we celebrate hitchhiker's gu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>42 IS the show where we celebrate hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (one of Boogies favorite stories) and Abyss' B-day!
Endless insanity and spankings.
NOTE: the Chatroom moderator's mic for some reason didn't work right so...yah...production stuff...lol</description>
      <enclosure length="59212594" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/254218624-perverted-podcast-show-42-dont-panicwe-have-towels.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000153205086-vevdro-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 41 " Super Villians need cuddles too "</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2016 14:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-41-super-villians-need-cuddles-too</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The nurse is sick and wearing a mask, body image for better or worse,
remembering that kink is fun and drama is not and the sexual attraction to religious
artifacts.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The nurse is sick and wearing a mask, body image …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The nurse is sick and wearing a mask, body image for better or worse,
remembering that kink is fun and drama is not and the sexual attraction to religious
artifacts.</description>
      <enclosure length="54341697" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/251996226-perverted-podcast-show-41-super-villians-need-cuddles-too.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000151003021-eou3re-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 40 "Chat room of kinky DOOOOM!"</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2016 07:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-40-chat-room-of-kinky-doooom</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We had our first show with live chat and Unger moderating. Discussed not falling for self peer pressure and owning your responsibility for all your actions and choices in a relationship. oh...and a really really annoyingly bad rap about breasts.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We had our first show with live chat and Unger mo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We had our first show with live chat and Unger moderating. Discussed not falling for self peer pressure and owning your responsibility for all your actions and choices in a relationship. oh...and a really really annoyingly bad rap about breasts.</description>
      <enclosure length="51530086" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/250968272-perverted-podcast-show-40-chat-room-of-kinky-doooom.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000150216828-90enwv-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 39 "Dirty stories , dirty minds!"</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2016 14:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-39-dirty-stories-dirty-minds</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to not ruin great opportunities by being flexible, standing up to bullies and tons of naughty funny erotica. All while wearing pajamas.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to not ruin great opportunities by being flex…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to not ruin great opportunities by being flexible, standing up to bullies and tons of naughty funny erotica. All while wearing pajamas.</description>
      <enclosure length="48816277" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/249826525-perverted-podcast-show-39-dirty-stories-dirty-minds.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000149363185-mdz58s-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 38 " Disneyworld, sex and meth"</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2016 07:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-38-disneyworld-sex-and-meth</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy and Boogie handle the show without Abyss and talk about spanking your submissive as a punishment, being in charge of your own happiness first and then Boogie sings a song about Meth.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy and Boogie handle the show without Abyss an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy and Boogie handle the show without Abyss and talk about spanking your submissive as a punishment, being in charge of your own happiness first and then Boogie sings a song about Meth.</description>
      <enclosure length="47432414" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/248632240-perverted-podcast-show-38-disneyworld-sex-and-meth.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000148406616-2na8cx-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 37 "Fur Purr"</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2016 15:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-37-fur-purr</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We got a new studio! Abyss is going to Disneyworld, we talked about posts 40 going on 14 and reading each play/sex partner differently. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We got a new studio! Abyss is going to Disneyworl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We got a new studio! Abyss is going to Disneyworld, we talked about posts 40 going on 14 and reading each play/sex partner differently. </description>
      <enclosure length="44944303" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/247521580-perverted-podcast-show-37-fur-purr.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000147526916-5hzm9y-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 36 Ginger anal "Figging" LIVE</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2016 07:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-36-ginger-anal-figging-live</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>BDSM contracts, mandatory trigger warnings for overly pc hippies, and yes Boogie
carved fresh ginger into B-plugs and did a live figging on Abyss and Mark on the show.
Don't miss this one kids!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>BDSM contracts, mandatory trigger warnings for ov…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>BDSM contracts, mandatory trigger warnings for overly pc hippies, and yes Boogie
carved fresh ginger into B-plugs and did a live figging on Abyss and Mark on the show.
Don't miss this one kids!</description>
      <enclosure length="51123412" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/246332880-perverted-podcast-show-36-ginger-anal-figging-live.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000146584034-esqv38-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 35 " Sex Nerd Sandra eats a live Ferret "</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2016 07:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-35-sex-nerd-sandra-eats-a-live-ferret</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy challenges herself to find her sadism, Boogie has a sexual experience with African tree bark, Abyss teaches us how to use toe tags to get rid of toxic people and of course our 1st official guest host Sex Nerd Sandra eats a live Ferret.
visit her at SexNerdSandra.com </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy challenges herself to find her sadism, Boog…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy challenges herself to find her sadism, Boogie has a sexual experience with African tree bark, Abyss teaches us how to use toe tags to get rid of toxic people and of course our 1st official guest host Sex Nerd Sandra eats a live Ferret.
visit her at SexNerdSandra.com </description>
      <enclosure length="76323425" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/245201271-perverted-podcast-show-35-sex-nerd-sandra-eats-a-live-ferret.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000145683406-avlqtl-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show34 " Genital Nerf Assasin "</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show34-genital-nerf-assasin</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie actually embarassed himself, how to cope when one person in the relationship is kinky
and the other is not, community vetting and Abyss shoots everyone in the audience for charity.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie actually embarassed himself, how to cope w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie actually embarassed himself, how to cope when one person in the relationship is kinky
and the other is not, community vetting and Abyss shoots everyone in the audience for charity.</description>
      <enclosure length="58011797" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/244037139-perverted-podcast-show34-genital-nerf-assasin.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000144787050-yg6vdx-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 33 "Uncle hugs"</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2016 07:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-33-uncle-hugs</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Curious places to put your nipple during play, when is casual sex too casual, vanilla freaks in denial, touchy people and Lois gets tacky...really really tacky. A great show all around!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Curious places to put your nipple during play, wh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Curious places to put your nipple during play, when is casual sex too casual, vanilla freaks in denial, touchy people and Lois gets tacky...really really tacky. A great show all around!</description>
      <enclosure length="53837639" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/242860340-perverted-podcast-show-33-uncle-hugs.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000143850646-58yp5o-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 32 " Labia Medical Emergancy "</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2016 07:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-32-labia-medical-emergancy</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Hear the horrid details of Abyss's tragedy, explore volunteerism and learn why not to put certain things in your back door.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hear the horrid details of Abyss's tragedy, explo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Hear the horrid details of Abyss's tragedy, explore volunteerism and learn why not to put certain things in your back door.</description>
      <enclosure length="46614050" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/241730238-perverted-podcast-show-32-labia-medical-emergancy.mp3"/>
      <itunes:image href="https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000142953552-i37zkp-t3000x3000.jpg"/>
    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 31 "Battle of the sexes???" Perverted Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2016 14:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-31-battle-of-the-sexes-perverted-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Poly sister seeking, gang bang failures, defining yourself, Sam gets a beating
and the worlds most sexist game. Show 31 delivers.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Poly sister seeking, gang bang failures, defining…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Poly sister seeking, gang bang failures, defining yourself, Sam gets a beating
and the worlds most sexist game. Show 31 delivers.</description>
      <enclosure length="58041054" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/240653216-perverted-podcast-show-31-battle-of-the-sexes-perverted-podcast.mp3"/>
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    <author>PervertedPodcast@gmail.com (Count Boogie)</author><itunes:keywords>sex,BDSM,Kink,sexy,perverted,podcast,love,advice,humor,comedy,music,funny,songs,insanity,odd,explicit,xxx,spanking,flogging,bondage,WTF</itunes:keywords></item><item>
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      <title>Show 30 " Kathy's armpits and the carrot of shame"</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2015 08:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-30-kathys-armpits-and-the-carrot-of-shame</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy's armpits being violated by Hollywood Daddy, the poop we say instead of the truth, naughty stories,
and the GREATEST ending to a show EVER!!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy's armpits being violated by Hollywood Daddy…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy's armpits being violated by Hollywood Daddy, the poop we say instead of the truth, naughty stories,
and the GREATEST ending to a show EVER!!!</description>
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      <title>Show 29 " Perverted Christmas? " 12-21-1500</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2015 13:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-29-perverted-christmas-12-21-1500</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Fantasies about celebrities, wounded Christmas songs and our secret santa hand delivers our laptop. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fantasies about celebrities, wounded Christmas so…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Fantasies about celebrities, wounded Christmas songs and our secret santa hand delivers our laptop. </description>
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      <title>Show 28 "Free spankings for Guernsey!!"</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2015 06:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-28-free-spankings-for-guernsey</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What a show! Love for needle bottoms, Popeye the one eyed pooping cat, Attraction to the elderly (Boogie) and all sorts of kink and sexy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What a show! Love for needle bottoms, Popeye the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What a show! Love for needle bottoms, Popeye the one eyed pooping cat, Attraction to the elderly (Boogie) and all sorts of kink and sexy.</description>
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      <title>Show 27 " Risk Aware love fest " 12-7-15</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2015 12:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-27-risk-aware-love-fest-12-7-15</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When risk aware comes due, who do you blame? the challenges of having disabilities in the lifestyle...blood and dinosaurs.
oh...and a really really annoyingly bad rap.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When risk aware comes due, who do you blame? the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When risk aware comes due, who do you blame? the challenges of having disabilities in the lifestyle...blood and dinosaurs.
oh...and a really really annoyingly bad rap.</description>
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      <title>Show 26 " Pajama-rotica " 11-30-15</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2015 15:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-26-pajama-rotica-11-30-15</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:37:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We wore pajamas. We read erotica. We granted awards to stupid people who kill people. We discussed the different options and variables of roles and had ourselves a grand time. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We wore pajamas. We read erotica. We granted awar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We wore pajamas. We read erotica. We granted awards to stupid people who kill people. We discussed the different options and variables of roles and had ourselves a grand time. </description>
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      <title>Show 25 " Kink lite community show! "</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2015 08:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-25-kink-lite-community-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We opened the doors and a bunch of perverts came in to help us record our show, sex trivia and mayhem. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We opened the doors and a bunch of perverts came …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We opened the doors and a bunch of perverts came in to help us record our show, sex trivia and mayhem. </description>
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      <title>Show 24 " UBER MASTER of STUFF" 11_17_15</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2015 15:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-24-uber-master-of-stuff-11_17_15</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>18 years old Masters? Breath play for funsies? Warning flags from poop heads,  New Lois battles with old Lois and celebrity masturbation challenge. Another week of interesting magic brought to you by your Perverted Podcast Family Circus.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>18 years old Masters? Breath play for funsies? Wa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>18 years old Masters? Breath play for funsies? Warning flags from poop heads,  New Lois battles with old Lois and celebrity masturbation challenge. Another week of interesting magic brought to you by your Perverted Podcast Family Circus.</description>
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      <title>Show 23 " blood lust and cookies" 11/9/15</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2015 12:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-23-blood-lust-and-cookies-11915</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Blood lust, "wee wee shot" avatars and a really bad joke, made this a really fun show. Plus hear Boogie squirm while Kathy talks about Poly that hits close to home.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Blood lust, "wee wee shot" avatars and a really b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Blood lust, "wee wee shot" avatars and a really bad joke, made this a really fun show. Plus hear Boogie squirm while Kathy talks about Poly that hits close to home.</description>
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      <title>Show 22 " Kathy got PANTIES" 11_2_2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2015 13:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-22-kathy-got-panties-11_2_2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kathy finally scraped enough money together to by underwear, can a feminist be submissive, playing with people with depression, and a song that helped save Boogie's life.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kathy finally scraped enough money together to by…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kathy finally scraped enough money together to by underwear, can a feminist be submissive, playing with people with depression, and a song that helped save Boogie's life.</description>
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      <title>Show 21 "Boogie Freaks OUT"</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2015 06:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-21-boogie-freaks-out</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Our first community show where we literally opened the doors of Threshold to see who would come in. It was fun, people participated. Boogie had an identity crisis and took it out on the fetlife posters, but other than that it was a lot of fun.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our first community show where we literally opene…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our first community show where we literally opened the doors of Threshold to see who would come in. It was fun, people participated. Boogie had an identity crisis and took it out on the fetlife posters, but other than that it was a lot of fun.</description>
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      <title>Show 20 "Celebrity Masturbation Challenge" 10_20_2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2015 01:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-20-celebrity-masturbation-challenge-10_20_2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We've done 20 shows!!! We talked about making "naughty" cookies, and discussed using your BDSM skills in your non-kink life, fear in play, stupid goo goo juice, and not being a slob with your toys in the dungeon...AND we all talk about our Celebrity Masturbation Challenge...join our magic! xoxo</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We've done 20 shows!!! We talked about making "na…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We've done 20 shows!!! We talked about making "naughty" cookies, and discussed using your BDSM skills in your non-kink life, fear in play, stupid goo goo juice, and not being a slob with your toys in the dungeon...AND we all talk about our Celebrity Masturbation Challenge...join our magic! xoxo</description>
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      <title>Show 19 "Duet with the DEAD!!" 10_13_15</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2015 04:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-19-duet-with-the-dead-10_13_15</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>From sugar coating poly issues to having sexual feelings towards trees, to Boogie singing a Duet with his friend who died...all and all a fun show...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>From sugar coating poly issues to having sexual f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>From sugar coating poly issues to having sexual feelings towards trees, to Boogie singing a Duet with his friend who died...all and all a fun show...:D</description>
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      <title>Show 18 "Primal connections" 10_4_15</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2015 13:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-18-primal-connections-10_4_15</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We talked about primal BDSM as well as points of view about connection in rope play. Then we did the worlds most annoyingly bad rap about Ben Wa balls...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We talked about primal BDSM as well as points of …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We talked about primal BDSM as well as points of view about connection in rope play. Then we did the worlds most annoyingly bad rap about Ben Wa balls...</description>
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      <title>Show 17 "BIG FOOT" 9_30_15</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2015 07:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-17-big-foot-9_30_15</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie purchased a strange calling device to attract BigFoot...will it work...oh and lots of kink and sex talk.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie purchased a strange calling device to attr…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie purchased a strange calling device to attract BigFoot...will it work...oh and lots of kink and sex talk.</description>
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      <title>Show 16 "consensual swallowing" 9_20_15</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-16-consensual-swallowing-9_20_15</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>How to swallow, primal bite claiming and all the other odd insanity...that's how show 16 rolled.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>How to swallow, primal bite claiming and all the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>How to swallow, primal bite claiming and all the other odd insanity...that's how show 16 rolled.</description>
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      <title>Show 15 " Human Maraca!" 9_14_2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2015 11:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-15-anal-human-maraca-9_14_2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We put a couple maracas in someone's bottom to see what happens.
The greatest podcast episode EVER...lol Also talked about...unrealistic expectations in polyamory.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We put a couple maracas in someone's bottom to se…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We put a couple maracas in someone's bottom to see what happens.
The greatest podcast episode EVER...lol Also talked about...unrealistic expectations in polyamory.</description>
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      <title>Show 14 September 7 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2015 14:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-14-september-7-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boogie opens up about ED, Phi negotiates from the bottom and Kathy's rap is straight outa Compton.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boogie opens up about ED, Phi negotiates from the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boogie opens up about ED, Phi negotiates from the bottom and Kathy's rap is straight outa Compton.</description>
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      <title>Show 13 "Poetry show??" 8_30_2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2015 11:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:00:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>LOL...a dirty sex poetry episode...why not?
We try things on Perverted Podcast! Did it work? ummm...you tell us...:D
Extra music on this episode
"I Knew a Guy"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>LOL...a dirty sex poetry episode...why not?
We tr…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>LOL...a dirty sex poetry episode...why not?
We try things on Perverted Podcast! Did it work? ummm...you tell us...:D
Extra music on this episode
"I Knew a Guy"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</description>
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      <title>12th Show August 24 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2015 12:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/12th-show-august-24-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:54:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>inappropriate lusting, dirty stories and a song for our dysfunctional family members.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>inappropriate lusting, dirty stories and a song f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>inappropriate lusting, dirty stories and a song for our dysfunctional family members.</description>
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      <title>11th Show August 17 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2015 13:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/11th-show-august-17-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We got real, we got dirty, we sang about cows...good show.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We got real, we got dirty, we sang about cows...g…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We got real, we got dirty, we sang about cows...good show.</description>
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      <title>10th Show August 12th 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2015 13:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/10th-show-august-12th-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:51:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Queefing to grammar Nazis and everything perverted in between. Show 10 disturbs and delivers.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Queefing to grammar Nazis and everything perverte…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Queefing to grammar Nazis and everything perverted in between. Show 10 disturbs and delivers.</description>
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      <title>9th Show 8/4/2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2015 07:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/9th-show-842015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Can two cats C-block your intimate bath? Darn right they can!!! Listen to show 9 and find out more.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Can two cats C-block your intimate bath? Darn rig…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Can two cats C-block your intimate bath? Darn right they can!!! Listen to show 9 and find out more.</description>
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      <title>8th show July 27 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2015 11:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/8th-show-july-27-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>alcoholic whales, stuff about kink. our 8th show was awesome!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>alcoholic whales, stuff about kink. our 8th show …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>alcoholic whales, stuff about kink. our 8th show was awesome!</description>
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      <title>7th Show July 20 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2015 14:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/7th-show-july-20-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Oh the fun we had this Perverted Podcast talking about kinky stuff and singing about Mobster sex.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Oh the fun we had this Perverted Podcast talking …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Oh the fun we had this Perverted Podcast talking about kinky stuff and singing about Mobster sex.</description>
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      <title>6th Show July 13 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2015 13:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/6th-show-july-13-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The world's greatest sex,kink, BDSM and joy podcast, This is our 6th show and we got to record it from our new permanent home...in Phi's  garage! No more set up and tear down of an entire studio each week...woo hoo!
We spanked the hell outa Phi for her birthday...it was a blast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The world's greatest sex,kink, BDSM and joy podca…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The world's greatest sex,kink, BDSM and joy podcast, This is our 6th show and we got to record it from our new permanent home...in Phi's  garage! No more set up and tear down of an entire studio each week...woo hoo!
We spanked the hell outa Phi for her birthday...it was a blast!</description>
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      <title>5 DONE PP July 7 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/5-done-pp-july-7-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This is the odd show 5 that almost didn't happen because Boogie was in the hospital dying...but they scraped him out of bed and got him to the show...it was still awesome and talked about orgasms, being addicted to labels, and valley girl singing at the end...:D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the odd show 5 that almost didn't happen …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This is the odd show 5 that almost didn't happen because Boogie was in the hospital dying...but they scraped him out of bed and got him to the show...it was still awesome and talked about orgasms, being addicted to labels, and valley girl singing at the end...:D</description>
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      <title>Show 4 June 30 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2015 14:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/show-4-june-30-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Episode 4 was a blast, Topics of BDSM/Kink and lots of dirty nasty sex talked about. Please visit PervertedPodcast.com
Oh...and we sing a cool song at the end.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Episode 4 was a blast, Topics of BDSM/Kink and lo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Episode 4 was a blast, Topics of BDSM/Kink and lots of dirty nasty sex talked about. Please visit PervertedPodcast.com
Oh...and we sing a cool song at the end.</description>
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      <title>3rd show June 22 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2015 07:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/3-show-june-22-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This our 3rd show...topics like...women who have trouble orgasming...Kathy and I wrote insane endings to one of Phi's fantasy stories...Queer Point...a song about rednecks.
Please visit PervertedPodcast.com and thank you for joining the circus!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This our 3rd show...topics like...women who have …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This our 3rd show...topics like...women who have trouble orgasming...Kathy and I wrote insane endings to one of Phi's fantasy stories...Queer Point...a song about rednecks.
Please visit PervertedPodcast.com and thank you for joining the circus!</description>
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      <title>2nd show June 15 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2015 07:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/2nd_show_june_15_2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This is our second show where phi talks about getting laid by a girl, masochism, polyamory and trashbags as a trick to get chicks.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is our second show where phi talks about get…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This is our second show where phi talks about getting laid by a girl, masochism, polyamory and trashbags as a trick to get chicks.</description>
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      <title>1st Show June 8 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2015 07:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/perverted-podcast/june_8th_2015-first-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Count Boogie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This is the FIRST SHOW of Perverted Podcast with Boogie, Phi, Abyss and Kathy!
This show is for adults who like hearing about kinky sex ONLY.
We use humor and sarcasm to show the lighter side of the BDSM community.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the FIRST SHOW of Perverted Podcast with …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This is the FIRST SHOW of Perverted Podcast with Boogie, Phi, Abyss and Kathy!
This show is for adults who like hearing about kinky sex ONLY.
We use humor and sarcasm to show the lighter side of the BDSM community.</description>
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