Preliator

Confederate statues and participation trophies

2018-08-31T22:36:00.000-04:00

To be fair, I think participation trophies are pretty silly, too.

Transcript:

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PANEL 1:

AMERICA: Everybody want participation trophies nowadays. No! You don't get a trophy for being mediocre! Only winners should be celebrated!

[SISTER AMERICA watches him, unimpressed.]

PANEL 2:

SISTER AMERICA: Then explain that.

[She points to a confederate statue.]

PANEL 3:

AMERICA: They tried really really hard, okay!?

[SISTER AMERICA still looks unimpressed.]

One of the rare times the “they did their best” argument is counterproductive.

(This post filed under proof-of-life-for-anyone-not-following-me-on-Twitter.)

On this day: Preliator turns one

2018-06-23T19:05:00.000-04:00

So. This here blog’s first anniversary since I returneth-ed. It’s now old enough to … um … wait, what do kids do at one year of age? Don’t they drool and sleep all day? I can get behind (half of) that.

I don’t have much to add here – I’ve been busy with personal projects (mostly music-related, as well as binging The West Wing – that season 2 finale, amirite?), and frankly, once I’ve spent all my remaining energy keeping up with the political mess south of the border^*, I have none left for actual blogging. Don’t worry, this blog isn’t going anywhere; I’m sure the bug will bite again at some point and I’ll get back to it. I’m just not in any hurry.

Meanwhile, I’m active enough on Twitter, (re)tweeting like a madman, and to a lesser extent on Facebook. Beyond that, there’s not much happening on the home front, which is just how I like it.

And now, back to trying to get my music apps to stop glitching. Watch out for each other out there.

* My country just legalized pot, whilst our neighbor is busy cracking down on nonviolent drug users and trying to excuse its baby-jails. I’m sure you can guess how I feel about being Canadian right now.

Puppycide on hiatus

2018-06-16T02:20:00.000-04:00

I’ve been taking an indefinite break from blogging for a while now, but so far the weekly puppycide posts have kept going. As of now, those are going on break, too. I just can’t find the motivation to keep collecting and writing up a new grim recap every week when there are a dozen other (far less depressing) projects demanding my time.

If you want to keep track of dog killings by police, take a look at the Dogs Shot by Police Facebook page, which is where I’ve been getting all my reports from for the last several months. There’s also the Puppycide Database Project to keep an eye on, though that hasn’t been active in half a year now.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

This Week in Puppycide #44

2018-06-09T19:34:00.000-04:00

Here’s a roundup of recent headlines of police shootings involving pets and other animals.

Unjustified | Arlington, TX (05/04/18): Loose dogs call leads to a cop gunning down a German shepherd that witnesses say was friendly. This is the officer’s third dog-related shooting, and he’s already been exonerated in the last two cases.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unjustified | Royal Palm Beach, FL (06/03/18): Police responding to a call about a sick person at a gas station end up trying to arrest him, and shoot his “pitbull” dead when it tries to defend its owner.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unjustified | Strong City, KS (06/04/18): Family’s pit bull mix escapes its yard and is shot dead by a responding sheriff’s officer who claims it attacked him, though witnesses dispute his account. The dog’s body is then left at the city dump for the owner to find.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)

If you know of any similar stories I haven’t mentioned, you can leave them in the comments or send them in.

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Donohue compares Sam Bee’s mean words to police brutality

2018-06-07T20:50:00.000-04:00

Bill Donohue

Samantha Bee got into hot water last week when she called Ivanka Trump a “feckless c—t” on her show. Much of the ensuing outrage was ginned up by Right-wing trolls happy for any opportunity to stick it to a Left-wing firebrand, but there was enough genuine offense that both Bee and parent company TBS apologized, and she addressed the issue in full on last night’s show, explaining that her attempt to reclaim the word crossed a line. For most people, that’ll likely be enough.

It wasn’t enough for Bill Donohue, though. Not that it particularly matters what the President of the Catholic League and the country’s top professional whiner not named Todd Starnes thinks, but he went ahead and released a statement on the matter – one that compares a comedian’s use of a bad word to police brutality. No, really:

Bee ended by saying, “If you are worried about the death of civility, don’t sweat it—I’m a comedian.”

This is exactly the problem. A comedian has no more right to obscenely insult people than a cop has a right to randomly beat a person up. Neither should be allowed to take cover hiding behind his status.

I have to ask what Donohue thinks a “right” is. Insulting people is allowed under the law. Law enforcement officers brutalizing random people is not (not that it’s ever stopped them). Nor is Bee trying to hide behind her status as a comedian (and what status would that be? Comedians are criticized and penalized for saying dumb things all the time). She explicitly apologized for what she said, even as she explained why she said it. Compare that to cops, who routinely protect their own and rarely face consequences for even the most egregious misconduct.

Honestly, how can anyone say stuff this dumb and not be laughed out of every room they’re ever in from now on?

He continues with a veiled threat – or what he thinks is a threat, anyway:

We have ways to deal with trespassing cops, but no remedy to deal with trespassing comedians. Save for boycotts. Don’t push us, Bee. There are a lot of activist groups monitoring your next move.

Ooh, yes, Bee had better watch out, or her show may end up just like Jon Stewart’s did when Donohue pitched a fit over his “vagina manger” joke in 2012, wherein a handful of busybodies got one sponsor to quit and then Stewart addressed the nonevent for about ten seconds on the air before everyone forgot about it altogether. Victory!

Bill Donohue and the Catholic League: An impotent one-man-show designed to fool pearl-clutchers into thinking the times haven’t passed them by.

(via Right Wing Watch)

Peterson: Makeup in the workplace is “sexually provocative”

2018-06-04T19:23:00.000-04:00

Jordan Peterson

So there’s this college professor from Canada (sorry, everyone, we don’t always produce winners) who’s made a name for himself by giving young men groundbreaking advice like “clean your room” and other things their moms presumably told them for years, and who those same young men now revere as some sort of philosophical luminary. I don’t see it. What I do see, nonstop, is Jordan Peterson saying dumb things that make misogynists giggle. Things like how maybe there should be a rule against women wearing makeup in the workplace because red lips are “sexually provocative”. No, really:

JORDAN PETERSON: Here’s a rule. How about no makeup in the workplace?

VICE: [incredulous] Why would that be a rule?

PETERSON: Why should you wear makeup in the workplace? Isn’t that sexually provocative?

VICE: No!

PETERSON: It’s not?

VICE: No.

PETERSON: Well, what is it then? What’s the purpose of makeup?

VICE: Some people would like to just put on makeup, just to …

PETERSON: Why? Why do you make your lips red? Because they turn red during sexual arousal. That’s why. Why do you put rouge on your cheeks? Same reason. […] How about high heels? […] They’re there to exaggerate sexual attractiveness. That’s what high heels do. They tilt your pelvis forward so your hips stick out. That’s what they do. And they tighten up your calf muscles. They’re sexual display. Now, I’m not saying people shouldn’t use sexual displays in the workplace. I’m not saying that. But I am saying that that is what they’re doing, and that is what they’re doing.

[…]

VICE: Do you feel like a serious woman who doesn’t want sexual harassment in the workplace, do you feel like if she wears makeup in the workplace, is being somewhat hypocritical?

PETERSON: Yeah. I do think that.

As a sidenote: I sought out the unedited interview to see what may have been left out of the version most people saw (and, perhaps futilely, to negate the usual cries of “out of context!”). Turns out all they’re missing is a bit of cross-talk and a lot of pseudo-philosophical meandering. I’d like to bill someone for the minutes of my life I won’t get back.

Back to Peterson. But not for very long, because everything he said is so dumb and wrong there’s only so much one can say about it. There’s certainly a conversation to be had about the origins and nature of the beauty standards society imposes upon the genders, and women especially. But trying to frame lipstick and high heels as “sexual displays” in the workplace – and additionally, the notion that they ought to be proscribed, presumably because they make poor men too horny to work – is the kind of ridiculousness you expect from bad satire, not from someone bandied around as a public intellectual. Lipstick on women is no more sexual or distracting than ties and combed hair are on men, and I have yet to learn of a workplace that’s fallen apart because its male employees spent all their time gawking at their female colleagues’ tight calf muscles.

Honestly, Ed Brayton put it better than anyone:

But let me just ask one question: Isn’t Peterson asking for it? I mean, really, during this interview, he was dressed well, wearing an expensive suit that shows off his wealth. He was wearing a tie that points directly to his penis, in a blatant sexual display. So if a gay man were to sexually harass him, he has no one to blame but himself, by his own “reasoning”[.]

If you can’t differentiate between polishing up your appearance in concordance with cultural norms and sexual signaling, there’s just no helping you. And perhaps you should stay away from women.

The scientific method: The world isn’t wizard spluff

2018-06-03T20:10:00.001-04:00

Can’t talk, busy with music stuff. Have a badass ode to science instead.

Wizards and witches do exist, and they cast spells called “research”, usually abusing a magic potion called “coffee”.

A nice little dose of optimism to start off your week. (Because the week starts on Sunday, not Monday, and anyone who tells you otherwise is a heretic.)

(via Friendly Atheist)

This Week in Puppycide #43

2018-06-02T20:03:00.000-04:00

Here’s a roundup of recent headlines of police shootings involving pets and other animals.

Unclear | Ocklawaha, FL (05/23/18): Deputy serving a warrant at a home is approached and then repeatedly bit on the legs by three dogs, which run off after he fires his weapon. It’s unclear whether he fired to scare the dogs away or whether he tried to shoot one and missed.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unjustified | Hutto, TX (05/26/18): Police respond to a call about aggressive dogs and shoot one dead. No nonlethal tools were used; it’s unclear why they didn’t think to bring dog-catching equipment on a loose-dog call.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Attempted, Unclear | Chicago, IL (05/31/18): Low-information police report states an officer conducting an arrest was allegedly attacked and bit by a dog, which the officer then shot. The dog survives. Nothing else is known, including whether less-than-lethal equipment was used.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)

If you know of any similar stories I haven’t mentioned, you can leave them in the comments or send them in.

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I’m on SoundCloud (and a mini status update)

2018-05-26T17:22:00.000-04:00

As you can tell, my focus has been drifting somewhat from this blog in recent weeks – honestly, it’s difficult to motivate myself to keep shouting into the void when that void just keeps getting darker by the day – and instead I’ve been putting in more time to work on my music (along with a not-insignificant amount of Tale of Two Wastelands).

Lately I’ve been thinking about ways to get my musical works out there – the only venues I’m familiar with are my dusty art blog, YouTube, and a couple writing sites that don’t particularly cater to music. But apparently there’s this place called SoundCloud that’s for more than just hosting podcasts, and so I created an account and have uploaded my most recent(ly polished up) songs there. SoundCloud also gives me the ability to embed them with a nifty player, like this:

My only issue right now is my free account can only hold a limited number of tracks before I need to upgrade to a paid version, which I’m less chuffed about. But then, maybe I’ve been spoiled by all these websites that offer unlimited this and that for free.

Feel free to check my stuff out, if that’s your thing. I’d certainly appreciate it. And if you ever hear about anyone looking for custom-made music for a personal project, I’d doubly appreciate it if you pointed them my way. It’s time I broadened my experience beyond revising my own songs for the dozenth time.

This Week in Puppycide #42

2018-05-26T16:38:00.000-04:00

Here’s a roundup of recent headlines of police shootings involving pets and other animals.

Unjustified | Oklahoma City, OK (05/20/18): Officer responding to a domestic dispute is allegedly attacked by the family’s “large pit bull” until other officers shoot it dead. The owner says her dog wasn’t vicious, and there were no prior complaints against the animal, which likely responded to a perceived intruder on its property. No attempt were made with nonlethal equipment.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unjustified | Oklahoma City, OK (05/22/18): Undercover officers serving a drug warrant are allegedly attacked by a “120 lb. pitbull” that they say tried to bite two of them; one cop shoots the dog three times, killing it. No less-than-lethal equipment was utilized.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Attempted | San Jose, CA (05/23/18): Officers responding to disturbance call are allegedly charged by three dogs; two cops open fire, striking one dog in the paw. Animal control later checks on the dogs; the wounded dog’s owner takes it to the vet’s and it’s expected to recover. No less-than-lethal equipment utilized.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unjustified | Austin, MN (05/24/18): Three dogs escape their yard and allegedly bite a neighbor. Responding deputy shoots and kills two of them, claiming they attacked him and that their proximity made it impossible to use his taser. Owners question why the trained officer of the law didn’t attempt another nonlethal response.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)

If you know of any similar stories I haven’t mentioned, you can leave them in the comments or send them in.

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This Week in Puppycide #41

2018-05-19T17:34:00.001-04:00

Here’s a roundup of recent headlines of police shootings involving pets and other animals.

Averted | St. George, UT (05/03/18): Police responding to a domestic disturbance call get attacked by a dog, which is tased and later captured by animal control.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Attempted | Woodville, FL (05/15/18): Deputy making a house call shoots a family pit bull that he claims bit and lunged at him; the owner, who witnessed the incident, said her dog isn’t aggressive and never made contact with him. No nonlethal weapon or deterrent is used. The dog awaits surgery for its wounded leg.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)

If you know of any similar stories I haven’t mentioned, you can leave them in the comments or send them in.

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Rebeca Watson lays into the clowns in charge of US science policy

2018-05-18T20:32:00.000-04:00

Want to hear a joke? The US House Science, Space and Technology Committee. Specifically, the transparent shills and cartoonish buffoons that populate it.

Transcript:

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What’s the dumbest thing a Republican lawmaker can say about climate change? Is it Donald Trump saying that it’s a Chinese conspiracy theory? Is it Representative John Shimkus saying that it doesn’t matter because God already promised us after Noah’s Flood that he wouldn’t destroy the Earth? Or is it Senator James Inhofe telling Rachel Maddow that it can’t be true because combating it would be far too expensive?

Or is it the latest contender, Representative Mo Brooks telling an actual climate scientist that the global sea levels are rising because rocks are falling into the ocean?

Hold on, because it’s about to get so much worse. Brooks had the opportunity to say such a stupid thing because he is on the US House of Representatives Science Space and Technology Committee, which is like me being on a committee focused on NASCAR, Steven Universe fan-fiction and post-Keynesian economics. In other words, shit I know nothing about. (And I know, I know, I’ve been meaning to watch Steven Universe. I’ll get to it.)

The Committee was gathered to talk about how technology can be used to combat climate change, but instead of talking about that very important subject, it turned out to be a third-grade-level lecture for two hours, in which Dr. Philip Duffy of Woods Hole Research Center patiently explained to seventy-year-old men that no, rocks do not make the sea levels rise; and no, the chart that Lamar Smith brought along to prove that climate change was fake was not based on actual science just because it’s in a chart form; and no, Bill Posey, scientists in the 1970s did not think that humans were actually causing the Earth to cool; no that Time Magazine cover is a hoax.

Of all the dumb shit that was said during those two hours, obviously Mo Brooks wins for the dumbest. Here’s a direct quote from him as he attempted to really sell his idea that rocks falling into the ocean are what’s responsible for the sea levels rising:

Every time you have that soil or rock or whatever it is that is deposited into the seas, that forces the sea levels to rise, because now you have less space in those oceans, because the bottom is moving up.

[-grown ass man on a god damn science committee]

Seriously. Mel Brooks is a 64-year-old man and he sounds like an actual child. That is something a child would say in a poorly researched report on what he thinks makes water go up and down. “Now you have less space in those oceans because the bottom is moving up.” Jesus Christ.

This is why we’re all gonna die. Yes, the coming nuclear war with North Korea or whoever is not going to be pleasant, but some humans will survive. But no-one will survive the coming temperature increase, and it’s going to happen because the science wing of the government of one of the biggest superpowers in the world today can’t talk about technological solutions to the problem because the people running the committee can’t even get past the fact that it’s happening.

It’s as if our house is on fire and when the firefighters show up, they say, “I’m sorry, but we just don’t believe in fire.” And you’re like, “Wait, you what now?” And they say, “We don’t really have any evidence that fire is real. Like, what is it even? Is it a solid? And if so, then how does my hand pass through it? If it’s a gas, why can I see it? How does it grow if it’s not alive? I read a scientific article on 4chan once that says that fire is a Chinese conspiracy made up to frighten us into staying chilly all winter.” When you’re dealing with someone that willfully stupid, your house is just going to burn down, because by the time you answer all their stupid questions it’s going to be too late.

Remember this, please, as midterms approach: Please, for the sake of the next generation, and for my own sanity’s sake, please vote these man-children out of office before our house burns down.

My idea of the worst possible job is being tasked with distinguishing which Republicans act this way because they’re genuinely stupid from those who act this way because they’re dishonest and corrupt. And that’s not counting the overlap.

Is there one part of the US government that isn’t hopelessly broken?

(via Pharyngula)

Headline of the day: Hippos are deadlier than we thought

2018-05-17T18:30:00.000-04:00

(The Atlantic)

(via @fark)

Trailer: ‘Cosmos: Possible Worlds’

2018-05-15T17:57:00.000-04:00

Get hype.

Rather timely, too, considering the state of affairs.

(via Friendly Atheist)

Daily Links #125: Oklahoma bans same-sex adoption

2018-05-14T20:18:00.000-04:00

Oklahoma officially allows religious adoption agencies to discriminate against same-sex parents. It’s the Christian way.
The fallout from SESTA/FOSTA continues: Cops realize it’s making their jobs harder, whilst sex traffickers are having a field day. It’s not like anyone predicted this would happen or anything …
PZ Myers says all I have to say on the “Intellectual Dark Web” of regressives who whinge about how they can’t spout bigotry and play footsie with fascists without suffering social consequences.
Andrew Shirvell, who rose to fame as the homophobic former Michigan Assistant Attorney General who obsessively harassed a gay college student, has been permanently disbarred.
(via Joe.My.God.)
Finally: in Creativitas news, I’ve recently revised and updated three of my orchestral songs, “Inhuman Suite”, “Setting Out” and “Softer Dreams”. I plan to revisit some of my older songs – some of which I haven’t touched in the better part of a decade, back when I was just starting to write music – and give them the overhaul they deserve, so stay tuned.

If you have any story suggestions, feel free to leave them in the comments or send them in.

A dragon to watch over me

2018-05-12T21:37:00.000-04:00

I have a new friend, and he’ll be bunking in my room. Everyone, meet Watcher.

Click each photo for full size (1920×1080)

I need to dust more …

Sadly, he got a wee bit dinged up on the way over, so I had to stick a few bits back on – and bandage his fractured tail – using black electrical tape. You can barely tell where, though.

All credit goes to the lovely Sarah Loos, who did a magnificent job on this commission. Highly recommended if you’re looking for good work at a reasonable price.

Trump voters get screwed: Migrant labor edition

2018-05-12T21:09:00.000-04:00

I like to think I’m an empathetic person, but there are some individuals I just can’t feel sorry for. And these people are first amongst them:

Small business owners who supported Donald Trump are complaining about troubles hiring foreign seasonal labor the Lexington Herald-Leader reports.

The newspaper interviewed multiple landscaping business owners who claim they are unable to hire Americans for the same wages.

Eddie Devine voted for Trump, but worries he may go out of business if he is unable to continue hiring 20 foreign workers a season though the H-2B visa program.

“I feel like I’ve been tricked by the devil,” Devine admitted. “I feel so stupid.”

They voted for a candidate who loudly made closing the borders his top priority, and now they’re shocked to find seasonal workers have a hard time getting into the country. And they own businesses that depend on seasonal workers.

“Stupid” may be a soft term.

Incidentally, file this away into that ever-growing archive for the next time you hear someone talk about foreigners “taking our jobs”:

“We live and die by these visas,” said Ken Monin, owner of Monin Construction. “Last year we about went bankrupt. The workers we were supposed to get in March didn’t show up until August because they couldn’t get visas.”

“Americans don’t want most of these jobs,” Monin claimed.

This is reminiscent of what happened in Georgia in 2012, when a harsh new anti-immigration law that kept undocumented migrants out resulted in $140 million in crops rotting in the fields because – and this will shock some people – Americans don’t want the sort of miserable, low-paying jobs that attracts seasonal workers. That’s atop all the other data that shows that immigrant workers, including undocumented ones, do not “steal” jobs. But no anti-immigration crusader would dare let facts get in the way of their xenophobic narrative.

(via @fark)

This Week in Puppycide #40

2018-05-12T19:27:00.000-04:00

Here’s a roundup of recent headlines of police shootings involving pets and other animals.

Unclear | Kewanee, IL (05/05/18): Loose dog complaint leads to officer shooting the “pit bull breed” dead after it allegedly attacked him. Police chief claims the shooting was justified and that witnesses confirmed the dog was aggressive, though without any direct statements from those witnesses, it comes down to whether you trust his account.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Attempted Possibly Justified | Greenville County, SC (05/05/18): Deputy responds to false domestic disturbance complaint and is attacked by three dogs that the owner supposedly sets on him deliberately; he shoots and injures one, another is captured by animal control, and the third runs away.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Justified | Oklahoma City, OK (05/05/18): Police shoot & kill four pit bulls that escaped their yard and mauled a woman so badly her arm had to be amputated. At least one dog kept trying to attack even after it was shot.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unjustified | Washington, D.C. (05/11/18): Police executing search warrant shoot the family’s pit bull inside its own home. No indication in the report whether the dog was the least bit aggressive. In return, cops claim they found bits of paper with “suspected synthetic marijuana”.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unjustified | Newark, DE (05/11/18): Police responding to report about two loose dogs try to capture them for 90 minutes, then decide to ram both dogs with their cars before finally shooting one, a pit bull, dead; the other, a German shepherd, runs off. Cops claim the dogs were aggressive and possibly rabid, but witnesses say the dogs were approachable, and one had nearly leashed one dog when she was threatened with arrest unless she stopped.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)

If you know of any similar stories I haven’t mentioned, you can leave them in the comments or send them in.

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Illinois police’s dog-killing argument against legalizing pot

2018-05-08T18:48:00.000-04:00

Illinois police have a novel threat against legalizing pot:

The training director of a police K-9 academy in Illinois claims that if the state legalizes recreational marijuana, it will likely have to euthanize "a number" of its pot-sniffing dogs, The Pantagraph reports.

My thought is that it would give them a break from killing civilian dogs. But then, all dogs should be kept safe from the police.

(via @radleybalko)

Trump withdraws from Iran nuclear deal

2018-05-08T18:21:00.000-04:00

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: Trump sees a major international policy that does inarguable good, which every other head of state strongly vouches for, whose terms are demonstrably being upheld and where ending it would cause catastrophic damage, both to the United States’ own interests and around the world – and promptly ends it, because it was established under Obama.

President Fuck-Up has reneged on the Iran nuclear deal.

Mr. Trump’s announcement, while long anticipated and widely telegraphed, plunges America’s relations with European allies into deep uncertainty. They have committed to staying in the deal, raising the prospect of a diplomatic and economic clash as the United States reimposes stringent sanctions on Iran.

It also raises the prospect of increasing tensions with Russia and China, which also are parties to the agreement.

In a joint statement, President Emmanuel Macron of France, Prime Minister Theresa May of Britain and Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany urged Iran to “continue to meet its own obligations under the deal,” despite the American withdrawal.

I have to admit, every time this administration does something moronic it still takes me a little by surprise. Given Trump’s volatility and impulsiveness, there’s always the feeble hope that this time he won’t do something colossally stupid. Of course, that hope is more often than not unfounded.

This is so monumentally idiotic and dangerous that words escape me. Nuclear watchdog groups both in the US and around the world have stated repeatedly that Iran is in full compliance with the terms of the deal, Trump’s ignorant blathering notwithstanding. Far from one-sided, the deal gave the US exactly what it wanted – hard limits on Iran’s nuclear program that effectively crippled the regime’s ability to develop nuclear weapons. Only a childish fool like Trump – and the hawks he’s surrounded himself with – could claim the US didn’t receive enough in exchange for relaxing its economic sanctions on Iran. Perhaps they think they can bully a rogue regime into giving the US everything it wants whilst receiving nothing in return? These people would be deemed childish even in a grade-school playground, and they’re at the helm international diplomacy for the most influential nation in the world.

The US’s decision to go back on the Iran deal will result in exactly two things: Iran will immediately jumpstart its nuclear program, undoing all the work and sacrifices made by every nation party to the arrangement; and no country will ever trust any agreement offered by the United States again, at least not as long as Trump is president. Quite the victory for the White House.

For all the disagreements I had with Obama – chief amongst them his warmongering overseas and his refusal to punish torture criminals at home – at no point was I worried the leader of the most powerful political and military force in history might heed the voices in his syphilitic brain and set the world on fire.

This Week in Puppycide #39

2018-05-05T16:35:00.000-04:00

Here’s a roundup of recent headlines of police shootings involving pets and other animals.

Unjustified | St. Louis, MO (04/28/18): “Three officers were injured, a suspect was shocked with a Taser and police shot and killed a dog in the chaos after officers were called to break up a fight Saturday afternoon.” No nonlethal alternatives used.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Averted | Texarkana, TX (04/29/18): Officer responds to a call about a loose “vicious” pit bull, instead finds a friendly dog relaxing on a porch, takes it into his vehicle without issue. “[Y]ou shouldn’t automatically assume that all pit bulls are bad dogs. They might be really loving like this guy was this morning.”
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unjustified | Loudon County, TN (04/29/18): Police serving warrant at a property shoot and kill the neighbor’s dog when it allegedly attacks them, claiming the collar broke. Dashcam video is blurry and inconclusive. No nonlethal equipment was used.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Unclear | Chicago, IL (04/30/18): Police respond to call about two “pit bulls” attacking an elderly woman; one dog attacks the police and gets shot. Both dogs are captured by animal control; their status is unknown.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)
Attempted, Possibly Justified | Puyallup, WA (05/02/18): Deputy shoots a “pit bull” after it attacks and badly injures a man, possibly in defense after mistaking a playful argument for a fight. Witnesses tried repeatedly to force the dog away, but it continued biting until it was shot. Report claims the dog is being treated; another report says it died.
(via Dogs Shot by Police | Facebook)

If you know of any similar stories I haven’t mentioned, you can leave them in the comments or send them in.

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Franklin Graham: Trump’s adultery is “nobody’s business”

2018-05-04T19:33:00.000-04:00

Franklin Graham

If you’re looking for a reliable source of pure chutzpah, don’t stray far from evangelical Christians. Here’s preacher Franklin Graham explaining that the country has too many problems to focus on Trump’s infidelity and sleeping with a porn star, which isn’t anyone’s business anyway:

I don't have concern, in a sense, because these things happened many years ago – and there's such bigger problems in front of us as a nation that we need to be dealing with than other things in his life a long time ago. I think some of these things – that's for him and his wife to deal with. I think when the country went after President Clinton, the Republicans, that was a great mistake that should never have happened. And I think this thing with Stormy Daniels and so forth is nobody's business. And we've got other business at hand that we need to deal with.

Let that sink in a moment. These are the people who try to legislate their way into everyone’s bedrooms, who campaign to prevent men and women from marrying whomever they love regardless of gender, who spend more time talking about gay sex than gay people do, who make every effort to strip away women’s reproductive rights and bodily autonomy, and who heap scorn and sanctimony upon anyone who isn’t in a straight-laced, missionary-and-for-procreation-only marriage even as they continually throw their lot in with politicians with more ex-wives and male-prostitute scandals between them than ideological positions.

Yet suddenly, they’re so very concerned with all these people who criticize the president, the evangelicals’ golden calf, for lying nonstop to the country and possibly committing felonies. Really, they should all just get their noses out of Trump’s private life and mind their own business.

Being an evangelical Christian has all but become synonymous with couching naked bigotry and pathological blue-nosing in rank hypocrisy and slapping on a transparent veneer of piousness to deflect accusations about their total moral bankruptcy. And they didn’t even need atheists’ help to get that reputation; they’ve earned it all on their own.

(via Joe.My.God.)

Daily Links #124: #Resistance co-sponsor bill to let Trump imprison US citizens without trial

2018-05-02T21:57:00.000-04:00

New bipartisan bill would give the President the power to hold any US citizen in indefinite military detention without a trial. #RESIST!
The bogus sex-trafficking stats used to push FOSTA/SESTA are, in fact, bogus.
Welcome to Thetford Township, Michigan, home to a low crime rate, a total of two police officers, and over $1 million in military gear acquired through the Pentagon’s 1033 Program.
~~Boy~~ Scouts.
(via Joe.My.God.)
Finally: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s … a bird with a shark with a fish?
(via @fark)

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Fischer: The First Amendment only applies to Christianity

2018-05-02T21:25:00.000-04:00

Bryan Fischer

I give you Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association:

The blunt, simple, direct, straightforward answer is that Wiccans do not have First Amendment rights, nor do Muslims, nor do Jews, nor do Native Americans, nor do Rastafarians, nor do any practitioners of any other religion other than Christianity.

Whatever the First Amendment is about, whatever protections it extends in the federal Constitution, those were just for Christianity. Christianity has First Amendment rights under the federal Constitution, no other religion does.

But whatever you do, don’t call them Christian-fascists. That’s just anti-Christian bigotry.

(via Joe.My.God.)

The racist US criminal justice system in action in Michigan

2018-05-02T21:03:00.000-04:00

Siwatu-Salama Ra & daughter

How can any criminal justice system produce such an outcome and not be universally condemned as catastrophically broken?

Siwatu-Salama Ra is a 26-year-old black mother who watched in horror as an angry assailant—a neighbor with whom Ra had a dispute—deliberately crashed her vehicle into Ra's car while Ra's two-year-old daughter was playing inside. Ra removed her unloaded, legally purchased handgun from the glove box and brandished it, scaring the neighbor off.

The assailant, Channel Harvey, was never charged. Ra was arrested for felonious assault. She is now serving a mandatory two-year-sentence, even though Michigan is a Stand Your Ground state and Ra was clearly defending her family on her own property.

Ra is pregnant, and she is expected to give birth in prison.

The entire case is a clusterfuck from start to finish.

Incidentally, for some reason, I don’t see the NRA going to bat for this law-abiding gun owner who exercised her Second Amendment right to defend herself and her family. Isn’t that what they’re all about?

(via @robbysoave; retweet by @Popehat)