Prime Horror Flix

The Crow; How I Met Your Mother season 2/3ish

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 20:50:42 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast! This week we watch Golden's pick for "the hunt" theme, 1994's comic book movie The Crow. We also talk various How I Met Your Mother episodes from season 2 and 3. Also discussed are Sex and Broadcasting, Deep Dark, A Christmas Horror Story, Secret Santa, Son in Law, Encino Man, Sherlock, Pacific Heat among other movies, shows and topics. What does Moonshine hot sauce taste like? How does The Crow hold up? How many of the sequels has Golden seen? All these questions will be answered and more on this installment of PHFcast!

Peewee's Big Adventure

Wed, 30 Nov 2016 16:50:09 +0000

This episode we discuss Peewee's big top adventure. As well as some other stuff. Mostly How I Met Your Mother and Golden's point of view. Golden couldn't join Mr. Sir and Antheny this week, so there's tidbits trickled throughout the episode as to why that is. WARNING POLITICAL VIEWS ARE SHARED ON THIS EPISODE, SO IF YOUR DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE OR EATING PIZZA PLEASE LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. PHFCAST DOESN'T WANT TO UPSET ANYBODY!!! WE'D NEVER WANT TO DO THAT >_>

The Halloween Special w/ Walking Dead

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 14:35:05 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast! This is a very special episode because we finally reveal Andrew's erotic fan fiction he wrote about the three of us. Strap in because it's a doozy. But that's not all, we also talk about two, count 'em two Halloween themed episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer as well as Halloween themed episodes of Community and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We also talk about the controversial Walking Dead season premiere* and some of our favorite (and not so favorite) installments of Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Saw, Halloween and Child's Play. This is a jam packed episode filled with hilarity and conflict. Happy Halloween and enjoy this weeks installment of the PHFcast!

*Walking Dead discussion starts at 1:15:45 and we spoil the big death right away.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Sun, 23 Oct 2016 14:31:44 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast! This week, the gang watched one of Mr Sir's all time favorite horror flicks, the 1974 classic "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre". We also discuss some other streaming titles such as season 3 of Black Mirror, American Horror Story: Hotel, Christopher Guest's new Netflix exclusive movie Mascots, Nightmare on Elm St Part 2, iZombie and a lot of other TV shows and movies. Other topics include Golden traumatizing a nice Christian boy, brojobs, iconic scenes from TCM and Antheny's bizarre Nightmare on Elm Street poster. All this and more on this edition of the PHFcast!

Babadook

Mon, 10 Oct 2016 05:36:22 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHF Cast. On this episode Antheny and Mr. Sir review The Babadook with Kyle from The Keezie Show. Which is another kick ass podcast you can find at www.Keezie.com. Or search The Keezie Show on itunes, stitcher or google play. Also two more surprise guests drop by, so tune in to find out who.

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The Witch; JeruZalem

Mon, 03 Oct 2016 12:53:26 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast! For this delicious installment, we're joined by Mr Sir's brother, Scott, who picked out the relatively new release, The VVitch (currently on Amazon Prime). Continuing the horror theme, which(PUN! HA!) will continue until Halloween, Antheny and Mr Sir review the Netflix streaming found footage style flick, JeruZalem. Also discussed is Frasier, Impractical Jokers, the Madea franchise, TMNT: Out of the Shadows, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Community, TMNT: the Secret of the Ooze, The IT Crowd Manual and so much more. This episode is jam packed with hilarity. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: the "PHFcast Erotic Fan Fiction Contest" is officially underway! All entries due by October 16th 2016.
Rules for the "PHFcast Erotic Fan Fiction Contest"
1) Like us on Facebook (facebook.com/phfcast) or follow us on Twitter (@thephfcast). Doing both will earn you a bonus entry in the contest
2) Share the show link we post for this episode or next weeks on either Facebook or Twitter.
3) Write a short piece of erotic fan fiction. Bonus points for including in jokes from the show (Golden is old, Antheny is a robot, Mr Sir is magical, etc) and if you include characters/phrases from movies/tv shows we've reviewed.
Send all entries and other inquiries to phfcast@gmail.com with the subject line Fan Fiction Entry. Include your name or twitter handle(or both if you're participating on both) in the email. If you want a specific host to read your entry, include that in your email as well. Nothing is off limits, so go wild! All we ask is that it isn't super long. We will be reading our top 5 picks on our special Halloween episode that should be posted on 10/31/16. We will be having prizes to make it worth your while. Good Luck and thank you again for being such great fans.

The Invitation (2015) & Event Horizon (1997)

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 18:52:49 +0000

From Our Eyeballs to Your Earholes, it's The PHFCast, or rather our throwback title of Prime Horror Flix. Be sure to join Mr. Sir, Golden and Antheny this episode as they give you reviews of AHS ( American Horror Story), The Exorcist TV show, Most Likely to Die and their spotlight reviews of The Invitation and Event Horizon. Also stay tuned for info on the Erotic Fan Fiction contest the boys are holding and your chance to win a gift card.

Tales From The Darkside

Mon, 19 Sep 2016 03:46:44 +0000

From our eyeballs to your ear holes, it's the PHF Cast. Or Prime Horror Flix rather. At least for the time being. Yep, we're throwing it back old school, in lieu of Halloween and our approaching one year anniversary. That's right, we've been blasting your ears with unfiltered potty talk for almost a year. And you've liked it, haven't you? You dirty little listener. Well no worries, because we've enjoyed it too and this episode is filled with all those bad things you haven't been able to talk about around your folks. So join Antheny, Mr. Sir and Golden as they get to the nitty gritty of this week's round table review of Tales From The Darkside. They also touch on IT Crowd, Over The Top, Creepshow, Creepshow 2, Community, Hush, Powers and Son of Zorn.

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut; The IT Crowd

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 00:53:28 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast! This week we begin the new theme of "adapted from television" with Mr Sir's pick South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. We also discuss two episodes of the hilarious British series, The IT Crowd (se1 ep4; se2 ep1). Also discussed is Mercy, 13 Cameras, The Tick(2016), Family Guy, South Park, iZombie, Suicide Squad and much more! What is everyone's favorite song from the movie? What happened when Mr Sir saw the movie in theaters with his parents? Whose the new dude? All these questions will be answered and more in this weeks installment of PHFcast!

Running Scared & Stranger Things

Mon, 15 Aug 2016 03:51:47 +0000

Gear up for a full throttle conversation as we tackle, The Office and Stranger Things, both streaming on netflix. And then be prepared, (as Scar would say), for our spotlight review of Running Scared. So tune in as we learn about WTF Antheny is ebay surfing for at 1 am, What Mr. Sir thinks his brother Scott should do, What Andrew's sexy nickname is and Why Golden thinks Bane is a rip off of spawn.

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Podcast Sampler

Mon, 15 Aug 2016 03:26:09 +0000

Here's a small sample for all of you that don't have time to listen to, or make your minds up about, our regular podcast. This is taken from our preshow, a simple luxury even our most die hard fans haven't had a chance to sample until now. so please enjoy and be sure to check out our full episode.

Aliens on the Moon; Suicide Squad; The Office

Fri, 12 Aug 2016 13:32:56 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast! As promised, we're doing two episodes this week! For this episode, Mr Sir made the group watch an alien "documentary" about aliens living on the moon called Aliens on the Moon. We also watched four Office episodes Job Fair, Goodbye Toby, The Injury and Dinner Party(se4 ep 17+18/19, se2 ep14 and se4 ep13 respectively). Mr Sir also saw Suicide Squad and gives his opinion on it. Also discussed is Antheny's newfound love of anime, specifically vampire anime. Tune in next week when the whole crew will be in to talk about Stranger Things.

Big Trouble in Little China; The Office; Stranger Things

Wed, 10 Aug 2016 14:03:42 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast! We took a little break but we're back! Whether or not we're better than ever is up to you. This week we tal about the cult classic John Carpenter film, Big Trouble in Little China. We also discuss Golden's two Office episode picks, "Office Olympics"(se2 ep9) and "Happy Hour"(se6 ep21). Also heavily discussed is the new Netflix original series, Stranger Things. A fair warning, we do get into spoilers for episodes 1-6. Also the audio is a little funky but its very listenable. As a special treat for being gone so long, we're releasing a second episode on Friday! Woo Hoo!

Crouching Tiger; Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny, Ghostbusters (2016)

Wed, 20 Jul 2016 14:46:35 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast! This week, we turn a critical eye towards the long, long awaited sequel to Ang Lee's kung fu classic Crouching Tiger; Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny, exclusively on Netflix. Also, Mr Sir saw Ghostbusters and won't shut up about it. We also talk Supernatural, Fraiser, Ghostheads, Rifftrax, Birdemic, The Room, Parks and Recreation, The Big Bang Theory and much more. Does the Sword of Destiny live up to the hype? Did Mr Sir like the new Ghostbusters movie? What comic character did Antheny base his haircut off of? All these questions will be answered and more on this weeks installment of PHFcast!

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Wed, 06 Jul 2016 15:49:56 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast! This episode we talk about the horror comedy, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. We also get into various streaming movies and shows such as The Ressurrection of Jake the Snake, Rick and Morty season 2, Guy on a Buffalo, Bones, Supernatural, Rifftrax, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Firefly, the Office, Shark Week as well as X-Men: Apocalypse. What does Shark Week mean to Golden? Does Tucker and Dale perfectly toe the line between horror and comedy? Will Antheny recover before the episode concludes? All these questions will be answered and more on this installment of PHFcast!

John Dies at the End

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 12:38:39 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast! This week we bring you the twisted 2013 film John Dies at the End that features a sentient meat monster, a dick door handle and Mr Crabs. And that's all in the first 5 minutes! We also chit chat about live action reinmaginings of Disney animated features, the Asylum studios "film" Zoombies and where Antheny hides porn on his laptop. Does the horror movie The Beyond hold up? Whats the one thing that Antheny and Mr Sir would change about John Dies at the End? Who is Mr Boobs? All these questions will be answered and more on this installment of the PHFcast!

The Big Lebowski

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 02:41:50 +0000

From our eyeballs to your ear holes it's the PHF cast. Bringing you latest in streaming news and reviews. We have a very special episode as the crew gets some things off their chests and get down to business with their round table of 'The Big Lebowski."

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Enemy (2013)

Mon, 06 Jun 2016 02:25:41 +0000

We apologize as this week we continue to experience audio problems yet again with this episode. But if you can make it through the episode you're a hero in our hearts and probably the bedroom. Nevertheless, that unfortunately means a lot of tin can voices and minor audio issues. However, that doesn't stop Golden, Antheny and Andrew as they head into explicit conversations including poofing semen, Golden's loves of mountain dew, the forming of a cult, the taste of Mr. Sir and the dark web. Most of all Golden still can't stop talking about titties, and that's the least of the vulgarities this episode reaches. So sit back and relax as the crew roundtables the movie Enemy and also briefly discuss Supernatural, Flash, Reaper, The Visit and Wayward Pines.

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Zapped! (1982)

Thu, 02 Jun 2016 02:49:14 +0000

EXPLICIT!!! Is this our most controversial episode yet? That's up to you to decide. This week Lady joins late, and Mr. Sir is out of studio but what is he up to? Nevertheless,Antheny and Golden give you their parenting advice, views on sharking, this week's recommendations, and their thoughts on the female anatomy. And even more so, in this episode they also discuss Deadbeat, Weird science and Malcolm in the Middle. But what do Big Foot Blood Trap, form and function and making Home Alone a horror movie have to do with it? Find out here, and most importantly find out what porn name Golden would give himself (if only)!!!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Rick and Morty ep 6+7

Wed, 25 May 2016 14:05:51 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast, bringing you fresh and unique reviews and opinions on all platforms of streaming content. This week we watched Mr Sir's pick, 1986's comedy classic "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" along with episodes six and seven of "Rick and Morty". We also discuss They Look Like People, Aliens on the Moon, The Path, Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle, MST3K, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Lady Dynamite. Are Ferris and Cameron the same person? Is this the highest rated movie we've reviewed? Has Mr Sir gone off the deep end? All these questions will be answered and more on this installment of the PHFcast!
**Last half hour of the show is some pretty nerdy comic book talk**

Battle Royale; Rick and Morty ep 4+5

Mon, 16 May 2016 14:47:38 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast! Every week we bring you reviews and observations on a wide variety of streaming content. This week, we tackle the controversial Japanese film Battle Royale(Antheny's pick for the "coming of age" theme) and episodes 4 and 5 of season 1 of Rick and Morty. Also discussed during the show are Castle, One Punch Man, various anime, MST3K, the Office, The Boy, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Funny Games and Supergirl. Is Battle Royale and movies like it(The Purge, Funny Games) considered horror? What weapon or tool would be best for survival during Battle Royale? Would you go to a comic themed strip club? All these questions answered and more in this installment of PHFcast!

Sixteen Candles; Rick and Morty ep 2 + 3

Wed, 11 May 2016 13:50:02 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes its the PHFcast! Every week we bring you new and different reviews and opinions on all the streaming platforms, particularly Amazon Prime, Hulu and of course Netflix. This week, we start our "coming of age" theme with Jaimie's pick, the John Hughes classic Sixteen Candles. We also begin our coverage of selected episodes of Rick and Morty, courtesy of Mr Sir. We also cover Bite, the Munsters, Flaked, the Office, Bob's Burgers, Bones, The Dream Team and Captain America: Civil War. Is Sixteen Candles John Hughes definitive teen comedy? Is Molly Ringwald a hottie? Is there such thing as halfway podcasters? All these questions will be answered and more on this installment of the PHFcast!

The Addams Family; 11.22.63 ep 7+8

Mon, 02 May 2016 12:01:41 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast where we bring you reviews, news and so much more on all streaming platforms! This week we wrap up our adaptation theme with Mr Sir's pick, 1991's "The Addams Family". Also wrapping up this week is the conclusion of the Hulu miniseries "11.22.63", covering the brutal episodes 7 and 8. Is The Addams Family the most perfectly cast movie? Did we all weep uncontrollably at the ending of 11.22.63? Was Mr Sir still actually a little drunk?All these questions will be answered and more on this epic installment of the PHFcast!

Reanimator; 11/22/63 ep 5+6

Sun, 24 Apr 2016 23:54:38 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes it's the PHFcast, bringing you the hottest streaming content straight to your face! This week we review Antheny's pick, the 80's horror classic "Reanimator". We also chit chat about episodes 5 and 6 of Hulu's "11.22.63" and some assorted crap we watched this week. What is Antheny's pet name for Jaimie? Who would Mr Sir and Golden recast for a modern remake of Reanimator? Does Antheny fuck guys like you in prison? All these questions will be answered and more on this installment of PHFcast!

A Clockwork Orange; 11.22.63 ep 3+4

Sun, 17 Apr 2016 15:17:44 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast! Every week we bring you the scoop on the hottest, streamiest content from Prime, Hulu and Netflix. This week we're continuing our "adaptation" theme with Golden's pick, Stanley Kubrick's polarizing "A Clockwork Orange" while also continuing the Hulu original miniseries "11.22.63". Speaking of polarizing, we talk "The Walking Dead" season finale and some various streaming shows and movies across all platforms. What did the gang think of the underwhelming finale? Is 11.22.63 the perfect show? How badly does Mr Sir dunk on the rest of the group on Facebook Messenger Basketball? All these questions will be answered and more on this weeks episode of PHFcast!

Princess Bride - 11/22/63 Ep 1 & 2

Tue, 12 Apr 2016 22:21:38 +0000

Welcome to PHF Cast, where words speak louder than actions (only because we don't have video...yet). We're discussing our spotlight review of Princess Bride on Netflix. Also for those following along in our streaming club or for those just curious about it, we also discuss the first two episodes of 11/22/63 available only on Hulu. So find out why we have a new twitter handle, #SPATULA, and why Mr. Sir wasn't able to make this episode. All this and more on the newest episode of PHF Cast.

Fire and Ice, X-Files(Bad Blood, X-Cops)

Sun, 03 Apr 2016 20:54:52 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast where we bring you the best reviews in streaming media! This week we finished our "swords and sorcery" theme with Mr Sir's pick, the 1983 Ralph Bakshi movie "Fire and Ice". We also discussed two select X-Files episodes(s5,ep12 "Bad Blood" and s7ep12 "X-Cops") and various streaming shows and movies. How does Fire and Ice's hand drawn animation hold up compared to modern techniques? Who does the gang think is going to bite the dust on The Walking Dead finale? What's the best way to poop on the run? All these questions will be answered and more on this installment of the PHFcast!

**SPOILER WARNING** We usually don't warn you guys about spoilers because you all know we spoil everything but from 51:50- 1:06:16 we talk about the new season of The Walking Dead. Nothing about the finale is spoiled because we recorded this April 3rd in the am before it aired, but if you're not current and are sensitive to spoilers, you may want to skip ahead.

Stardust; X-Files s3 ep20, s4 ep2

Sun, 20 Mar 2016 20:38:43 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast! This week, we continued our "sword and sorcery" theme with Jaimie's pick, Matthew Vaughn's Stardust. We also watched two hand selected X-Files episodes, discuss what movies we're looking forward to watching this year and random streaming content we watched(DAREDEVIL, PEE WEE). Do Mulder and Scully make matters worse in "Home"? How does Charlie Cox(Daredevil) fare against Henry Cavill(Superman) in Stardust? What's Antheny's solution if his kid is bullied? All these questions will be answered and more on the latest installment of the PHFcast!

Timeline; X-Files se2 ep2, se3 ep4

Mon, 14 Mar 2016 19:21:46 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast! This week we covered the scifi time travel classic, Richard Donner's Timeline. We also discuss two select X-Files episodes, the new Captain America: Civil War trailer and some random stuff we watched this week. Did Mr Sir win over Jaimie and Golden with the X-Files episodes he picked? Is there a way to make time travel not confusing? Pokemon or Digimon? All these questions will be answered and more on this installment of the PHFcast! Make sure you rate, review and subscribe on iTunes.

Black Death, Jessica Jones ep 11, 12, 13

Mon, 07 Mar 2016 21:51:56 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes, it's the PHFcast! This week we begin following the "swords and sorcery" theme with the Sean Bean/Eddie Redmayne lead feature, Black Death and conclude our coverage of Jessica Jones with episodes 11, 12 and 13. We also talk about some streaming content we watched this week as well as everyone's opinions on the Ghostbusters trailer. Does an all female cast enrage us to a fevered pitch? Is Jessica Jones a better show than Daredevil? Does Sean Bean catch a break and survive all the way through to the end of Black Death? All these questions and more are answered in this episode of the PHFcast!

Equilibrium; Jessica Jones episodes 9 + 10

Tue, 01 Mar 2016 17:09:29 +0000

From our eyeballs to your earholes its the PHFcast! This week, we reviewed the gun-kata feature film Equilibrium as well as continuing our coverage of the Netflix original series Jessica Jones, this time with episodes 9 and 10. We also recommend some misc. streaming shows and movies and discuss what book or comic we would like to adapted into a rated R film. Is Fuller House any good? How many dogs needed to die to make Equilibrium? Does Jessica finally beat the tar out of Kilgrave? All these questions will be answered and more on this newest installment of the PHFcast!

If I Stay; Jessica Jones episodes 7 + 8

Sun, 21 Feb 2016 18:53:57 +0000

Welcome to the PHFcast, where we watch things and tell you stuff! This week we get in touch with our sensitive sides with the 2014 romance movie "If I Stay" as well as Jessica Jones episodes 7 and 8. Does love conquer death? How awesome is Young Justice? Who is Bones? Isn't it ironic, don't ya think? All these questions will be answered and more on this captivating installment of the PHFcast.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Jessica Jones ep 5+6 (and Deadpool)

Sun, 14 Feb 2016 22:08:09 +0000

Welcome to the PHFcast, your only source for hot streaming content! This week we found out Who Framed Roger Rabbit, caught up with what Jessica Jones is up to and touch briefly on the new theatrical, hard R superhero movie, Deadpool. Does Roger Rabbit hold up after all these years? Does Jessica Jones finally get revenge on Kilgrave? Will Corey end up with Topenga? Find out all that and more with this latest episode of the PHFcast!

Armageddon and Jessica Jones ep 3+4

Sun, 07 Feb 2016 23:47:54 +0000

Welcome to the PHFcast where we watch something and report our findings to the world. This week we watched the 1998 "Criterion Classic" Armageddon and episodes 3 and 4 of Jessica Jones, all currently on Netflix. We also open up a roundtable discussion about what we would do if we knew we only had two weeks left on earth. Does the science of Armageddon make sense? Do you like that Jessica Jones ties into the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Was Mr Sir hungover or stoned? All these questions will be answered in this new installment of the PHFcast!

Turbo Kid and Jessica Jones Ep 1+2 (Netflix)

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 22:14:29 +0000

Welcome to PHFcast where we review whats hot and streaming! This week we find out the origins of Turbo Kid and just who is Jessica Jones, both currently on Netflix. We also discuss what comic book shows we'd like to see. Why did Antheny dismiss Turbo Kid initially? What does the gang think of Jessica Jones' comic origins? Who would make a perfect Modok? Long time listeners may be confused by the format change but we explain everything in the show, so what are you doing?! Download this fresh ass new episode and rate and review us on iTunes! Thank you! - Mr Sir

Pod and Contracted: Phase II (Netflix)

Mon, 25 Jan 2016 02:13:20 +0000

Welcome to the streaming side of horror! This week we review Pod and Contracted: Phase II, both currently on Netflix. Antheny is M.I.A but never fear for the trio of Mr Sir, Jaimie and Golden are present to give you the skinny on maggot dick, ptsd and milky eyeballs. We also pitch some movies we'd like to see remade and/or tweaked, Mr Sir pitches the dumbest horror movie ever, discuss the relatively new genre of paranormal STDs and so much more on this installment of Prime Horror Flix!

Spring (Amazon Prime)

Sun, 17 Jan 2016 20:54:52 +0000

Welcome to Prime Horror Flix where we bring you the streaming side of horror! This week we wrap up our podcaster pick series with Jaimie's pick, Spring, currently streaming on Amazon Prime. We've got a full house this week with Antheny checking in via Skype. This week we discuss whether or not eating a wiener counts as cheating, Golden is completely in love with himself, we all groan at Antheny's lame jokes and much more on this weeks thrilling episode of Prime Horror Flix!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Intro track; Big Boi feat Run the Jewels - Born to Shine
01:15 - Full crew(Mr Sir, Antheny, Jaimie, Golden)
01:51 - Movies we watched on break. Golden watched the Poltergeist remake
03:25 - Antheny, Mr Sir and sort of Jaimie watched Goosebumps
04:25 - "There's not a single movie out there where you adopt a kid and it turns out okay" - Golden
05:45 - "Straight Outta Compton is like fan fiction that was written by Dr Dre and Ice Cube" - Mr Sir
07:10 - Golden plugs Empire of the Apes
08:56 - Golden is in love with himself
09:15 - Antheny drops some more percentages
10:00 - "Yeah, yeah 80% FUCK YOU" - Antheny
10:15 - Spring review
11:20 - Antheny, Golden and Jaimie argue whether or not its a romance story
15:50 - Antheny's alzheimers takes hold
16:48 - Mr Sir plugs the Last Podcast on the Left
17:43 - Spring has a Golden character
18:03 - Another amazing Antheny accent
20:30 - Another hilarious Antheny dad joke
22:12 - Spoilers!
24:30 - DEAD ANIMALS
26:27 - If you were dating a monster that killed a guy via a wiener rip, would you be okay with it?
25:50 - Mr Sir turns to imdb to confirm whether or not a wiener was eaten
31:50 - Mr Sir is done with bad jokes(jk)
36:55 - The girl in this movie is a big liar
39:13 - Does Spring have a happy ending?
40:50 - Antheny loves wacky baby movies
41:40 - Average Spring review: 3.5 tentacles out of 5
45:00 - "Balloon animals don't count" - Jaimie
46:14 - Sexist Transformers
47:46 - Mr Sir's Wolverine fever dream
51:00 - Cyclops hate
53:46 - Closing track; Midwest Monsters - When It Goes Down from the Underground Unleashed album, available at most digital music sites!

Best Horror Movies of 2015 Special!

Tue, 05 Jan 2016 19:11:19 +0000

Welcome back to the streaming side of horror! This episode breaks format a bit where we don't review a streaming movie but list a few of our favorite movies that came out in 2015, and some that we haven't seen(oops!). With the craziness of the holidays and New Years, this episode is a little late and Mr Sir apologizes for that. So join Antheny and Mr Sir as they rattle off some horror movies, explain Jaimie and Golden's absence, whether or not George R.R Martin is in Sharknado 3 and their theories on the monster in It Follows. Enjoy this PHF special and we'll be back next week with our regularly scheduled programing. No notes this week.

The Nightmare Before Christmas(oh and Darkman and Killer Legends too)

Mon, 21 Dec 2015 06:01:20 +0000

Welcome to the streaming side of horror! After a week away, we're back with a vengeance with not two, but three movie reviews! We start with Mr Sir's Xmas picks, Darkman and Killer Legends, then our special featured Christmas streaming pick, The Nightmare Before Christmas, all currently streaming on Netflix. This week we pick a director and lead for our own biopics, Jaimie is finding it hard to live down an old review score, Mr Sir traumatizes his daughter and Antheny is jizzing everywhere and more in this intimate new episode. Enjoy and don't forget to rate and review us! Check us out on Facebook at Horror Dork and on Twitter @horrordork
- Mr Sir

Show notes:

00:00 - Opening Track; Craig Mabbit - Making Christmas
01:08 - Explanation for last weeks absence
02:00 - Antheny is a big fan of Disney XD's Star Wars: Rebels
02:30 - Mr Sir drops some Hot Topic knowledge
04:30 - R.I.P Media Play
05:52 - Darkman review
08:14 - Antheny has a Memento moment
09:40 - Some Star Wars talk(don't worry, no Force Awakens spoilers)
13:50 - Mr Sir's brother glowing recommendation for the new Star Wars movie
17:39 - "This whole summer I'm going to be jizzing myself" - Antheny
18:30 - Some olde tyme Horror Dork talk
21:27 - R.I.P Golden(jk)
23:30 - Average Darkman rating; 3.5/5 appendages
25:40 - Jaimie's Texas Chainsaw review gets brought up, again
26:25 - Killer Legends review
28:53 - Antheny recounts a babysitting story
33:44 - Average Killer Legends rating; 4/5 appendages
37:50 - "I don't think I could kill a kid, let alone my own kid" - Antheny barely taken out of context
39:30 - The Nightmare Before Christmas review
40:11 - Mr Sir's 3 year watched Gremlins
43:30 - Mr Sir also let his daughter watch The Nightmare Before Christmas
50:01 - Average The Nightmare Before Christmas rating; 4/5(for the record, Mr Sir and Jaimie rated it a 5)
51:00 - A discussion on the songs/soundtrack/the "revisted" soundtrack
53:25 - Antheny airs his grievances with The Nightmare Before Christmas
54:00 - Mr Sir: the animation nerd
1:01:30 - What movies/things scared us as kids
1:03:40 - Recasting a 2015 Jack Skellington
1:10:00 - Ed Wood talk
1:10:40- Who would direct a movie based on our lives
Jaimie - Tim Burton
Mr Sir - Stanley Kubrick(more realistically Kevin Smith)
Antheny - John Carpenter
1:14:35 - Who would play you in your biopic?
Antheny - Joseph Gordon Levitt
Mr Sir - Tyler Labine
Jaimie - Drew Barrymore
1:15:44 - Mr Sir's great Seth Rogen impression
1:18:40 - Friend of the show, Andrew, gets cast as a creation of Jim Henson's Creature Workshop
1:20:00 - Mr Sir's Garfunkle and Oates plug
1:22:45 - Xmas movie recommendations(Gremlins, Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, Black Christmas, Rare Exports, Dismembering Christmas, Cadaver Christmas, Christmas Evil)
1:30:18 - Ending track; Set It Off - This Christmas(I'll Burn it to the Ground)

Odd Thomas(Netflix); Burying the Ex(Netflix)

Sun, 06 Dec 2015 22:19:44 +0000

Welcome to Prime Horror Flix and go to hell! This week we start our Christmas presents series where one of the hosts picks two horror movies with no boundaries. Golden picked Odd Thomas and Burying the Ex and came up with our discussion topic, what horror genre would you adapt to the best/worst. Golden reveals his alter ego Gator Groves, Jaimie cries, Antheny is a terrible sick person, Mr Sir can't handle evil dolls and more on this chilling episode of Prime Horror Flix!

00:00 - Opening track: The Kobanes- Merry Christmas
00:50 - Ninja Turtle party
01:57 - Weird parallels in "Odd Thomas" and "Burying the Ex", Golden's pick
03:45 - Discussion topic: What horror genre would you adapt to the best/worst
05:35 - Golden's best/worst; Zombie/Body horror
07:10 - Gator Groves
09:13 - Gator's zombie apocalypse scenarios
10:32 - "Gator Groves might be okay with eye things"
10:58 - Jaimie's best/worst; Cult/Possession
13:25 - Mr Sir's best/worst; Vampire/Ghosts
21:33 - "Suck my dick, bitch" Porno Freddy
22:00 - Antheny's best/worst; ANY/Virus
24:30 - Don't trick or treat at Golden's house
25:20 - Odd Thomas review
31:35 - Jaimie's bloodlust is satiated
37:45 - Golden hates cryptic ghosts
41:20 - Mr Sir sees the confusion in Antheny's impression
45:39 - Average appendage rating - 4/5
47:20 - Golden and Antheny are The Dick Bros
48:00 - Burying the Ex review
54:50 - General Mills Monster cereal discussion
1:05:26 - Average appendage rating - 3/5
Closing track: Korn - Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Last Shift (Netflix US)

Sun, 29 Nov 2015 18:23:13 +0000

Welcome to Prime Horror Flix! This week we review our feature streaming movie, Last Shift, currently on Netflix US. We also recommend(and UNrecommend) some streaming titles on Netflix. Jaimie conjures some evil entities, Golden endorses police brutality, Antheny feels no fear and Mr Sir has trouble distinguishing red and green on this gripping episode. Make sure to rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter @horrordork.

0:00 - Opening song; Yogi and Skrillex feat Pusha-T - Burial
2:00 - Netflix recommendations(iZombie, Jessica Jones)
7:00 - Netflix UNrecommendation(Rites of Spring)
9:25 - Golden: The Highlander
9:51 - Oh yeah, we have sound effects now
12:00 - Mr Sir: The Gamergater(not really)
14:00 - Last Shift review (currently streaming on Netflix US)
16:00 - Golden gets into the merits of police brutality
21:35 - Was it a piece of hair or string?
26:13 - "Who was phone" - Mr Sir
26:20 - The story of Mr Sir's experience with "The Conjuring"
28:08 - Golden expects only perfection
29:50 - Taken 4 pitch
31:40 - Is Golden in the Matrix?
34:20 - Mr Sir is a bad nerd
34:45 - Was it puss or blood?
36:55 - Jaimie and Mr Sir judged a book by its cover
37:30 - "I'll watch anything with Christian Slater, Keifer Sutherland. Anyone from the Breafast Club" - Golden
40:30 - Bashed Face Betty
41:30 - "Everytime I watch these movies, I'm one step closer to wanting to start my own cult" - Golden
51:00 - Average rating; 3.75 out of 5 dead cops
54:10 - Jaimie reveals her not so hidden fear
57:00 - Jaimie: The Medium
57:44 - Dead dog movies
1:01:49 - Closing song; Adele - Hello(Marshmello remix)

Kristy (Netflix US), Motel Hell (Amazon Prime)

Sun, 22 Nov 2015 18:30:48 +0000

Welcome to Prime Horror Flix! On this very special Thanksgiving edition of the show, we stuff ourselves with our Turkey Month classic B-Movie "Motel Hell"(currently on Amazon Prime) and our featured Thanksgiving themed selection, "Kristy"(currently on Netflix US). Jaimie and Mr Sir argue about things neither know anything about, Antheny loves old balls and Golden flexes his knowledge of self defense for women and more on Prime Horror Flix!
- Mr Sir

Annotations
0:00 - Opening Track: The Prodigy feat Dope D.O.D - The Day Is My Enemy Remix
0:54 - Don't stalk Jaimie(or Golden)
1:58 - Tommy Wiseau chatter
2:53 - Lonely Island reference
4:13 - Dinner Table scenes in horror movies
4:30 - Golden's 1st pick: The Lost Boys
6:30 - Jaimie and Golden talk about Gilmore Girls
7:40 - Jaimie's 1st pick: Beetlejuice
8:28 - Mr Sir's amazing Beetlejuice impression
9:38 - Mr Sir's 1st pick: Dead Alive(aka Brain Dead)
12:24 - Antheny's 1st pick: You're Next
13:35 - Golden's 2nd pick: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
14:55 - Jaimie's 2nd pick: Jurassic Park
16:20 - Mr Sir's second pick: Alien
18:10 - Antheny's second pick: Hannibal
20:03 - "You only need 80% of your brain to function" - Mr Sir
20:30 - Ads from our friends at the Buffalo Juggalos Radio Show and Night of the Living Podcast
22:00 - Motel Hell review
26:08 - We talk about awesome VHS boxart
27:55 - Why does Farmer Vincent have top of the line equipment?
28:30 - How much is $2.95 in 1980 vs now
30:01 - Jaimie MD and Dr Sir get into some medical jargon; Jaimie insists shes right
34:30 - We find out who would eat human flesh
35:25 - "She wants old balls all over her face" - Antheny
42:13 - "This movie is proudly stupid" - Mr Sir
45:00 - Average Appendage rating: 3.75 syphillis dicks out of 5
46:00 - Bill Cosby, Ghost Dad and ALLEGEDLY
48:12 - We pitch a remake cast and what we would change
50:00 - Kristy review
51:40 - "Dark meat" - Jaimie
57:46 - Antheny asks the tough questions
58:36 - Are the cult members also juggalos?
1:01:30 - "I'll kill people and put them up into delicious meat snacks" - Golden
1:03:35 - Jaimie is distraught about the amount of dog fatalities in the movies we watch
1:06:43 - Golden drops some knowledge about women's defense classes
1:09:50 - Jaimie and Mr Sir are on the same page finally
1:10:25 - Hell freezes over
1:10:45 - Kristy 2: Kristy Harder
1:14:20 - Heisenberg
1:15:30 - Average rating: 3.35ish out of 5
1:17:20 - Kristy Killer Klan
1:18:18 - REMEMBER TO RATE AND REVIEW US ON iTUNES AND TWEET US @HORRORDORK AND FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK UNDER "HORROR DORK" AND HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING! GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKERS!

B(ee)-Movies and Wolf dicks! Wolfcop (Netflix US); Stung (Netflix US)

Mon, 16 Nov 2015 01:33:56 +0000

Welcome gorehounds to the Prime Horror Flix podcast! This week we're continuing Turkey Month with Golden's pick Wolfcop and our featured streaming pick, Stung, while we also discuss werewolf movies. Bombshells are dropped when it's revealed that Jaimie and Mr Sir don't care for werewolves, Antheny practices impressions for his standup routine and Golden can't stop talking about Jeepers Creepers. Remember to rate and review us on iTunes and try not to get scratched by a werewolf skeleton!
- Mr Sir

00:00 - Opening track: Evil Ebenezer - The Wolfcop
02:30 - "Exploding wolf dicks"
03:09 - Jaimie's reluctant werewolf pick "Underworld: Rise of the Lycans"
04:37 - Mr Sir has an interesting prequel pick
05:15 - Golden continues to be #teamJacob
06:12 - Golden's misremembered werewolf pick "Full Eclipse"
09:40 - Mr Sir's amazing whur-welf pick "Werewolf"
12:00 - Antheny has fond memories of Werewolf
13:20 - Antheny's safe werewolf pick "The Howling"
14:00 - Golden hates Cursed and Jaimie likes it
14:30 - Mr Sir hates Skeet Ulrich, Christian Slater and Chill Factor
15:35 - Antheny does a flawless Mr Sir impression
17:20 - Antheny hates the Landis bloodline
22:20 - Ads from our friends at The Buffalo Juggalo Radio Show and Night of the Living Podcast
23:48 - Golden's Turkey Month pick, Wolfcop
26:10 - Jaimie has a change of heart about Wolfcop
30:25 - Antheny talks about cherry Kool-Aid
31:04 - "Grower not a show-er" - Jaimie
31:07 - Antheny has a boner for Van Helsing
34:50 - Mr Sir likens Wolfcop to Troma/The Toxic Avenger
38:10 - No one can remember the sidekicks name in Ash vs Evil Dead
39:50 - Golden loves Burn Notice
42:36 - Mr Sir's Canada-dar was going off
45:35 - Antheny is turned on by Wolfen
46:00 - We all liked Wolfcop
48:49 - Antheny throws out his made up 80% statistic, again
49:03 - Stung review, currently streaming on Netflix (US)
49:25 - Golden's "eye thing" is brought up again
51:50 - Are they bees, wasps or winged worms?
52:10 - "Bee-movie PUN INTENDED"
54:39 - Mr Sir drops another reference to MST3K
55:00 - "I'm on a bug kick lately" - Antheny
55:49 - Jaimie has a totally rational fear of wasps
56:35 - "Anibol shock" - Antheny
1:00:25 - Antheny channels Lance Hendrickson for an AMAZING impression
1:02:15 - Dr Golden has a theory on hunches and how wasp infections work
1:03:45 - Antheny makes a Deep Blue Sea reference to zero fanfare
1:04:15 - A lengthy discussion on Danny Glover, Bordello of Blood and Blade 3
1:06:40 - Golden finds a reason to bring up his favorite movie, Jeepers Creepers
1:08:20 - Golden pitches a remake to Jeepers Creepers
1:08:45 - Jaimie underestimates the male labito
1:10:45 - Mr Sir was thinking about a movie called Bite, which isn't out
1:11:10 - Mr Sir and Antheny have differing views on WNUF Halloween Special
1:11:50 - Antheny plugs the Alone in the Dark podcast, which Mr Sir jokingly attributes to the Uwe Boll movie of the same name
1:13:29 - Antheny drops an impression on the whitest girl we know, Jaimie's friend Ellen
1:15:50 - Jaimie liked the bug themed movie The Thaw
1:17:51 - "Read the Book" "Fuck you"
1:19:25 - Mr Sir: 1, Antheny: 25
1:20:05 - "Mom and dad are fighting" - Jaimie
1:20:40 - RATE AND REVIEW US ON ITUNES. WATCH THE CINEMA CYANIDE SHOW ON YOUTUBE UNDER THE PSYCHO ROBO.

Scenes That'll Scare the Poop Outta Ya! plus Terrorvision (Amazon Prime); Let Us Prey (Netflix)

Mon, 09 Nov 2015 01:57:04 +0000

This week we continue Turkey month with Jaimie's pick, "Terrorvision" and review the recently released "Let Us Prey". But before that, we dig into our discussion topic, scary scenes in otherwise unscary movies. Mr Sir finally gets to talk about Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Golden's age gets brought into question, Jaimie's shocking sexual fetish gets uncovered and Antheny mispronounces Fraggle Rock and more on this scandalous episode of Prime Horror Flix.

-Mr Sir

Show notes:
00:00 - Love theme from Terrorvision(and Andy Bernard)
1:45 - Non-horror movies with scary scenes
3:14 - Mr Sir does a flawless Judge Doom
4:17 - Golden reveals himself as a cult leader
7:07 - "Jack me off" - Antheny
8:00 - Golden is a Fraggle Rock expert
8:40 - Jaimie misremembers Finding Nemo
9:40 - Jaimie's secret fetish is revealed
9:50 - "Put on that dead baby mask!" - Mr Sir
10:35 - "A Serbian Film Reference" - Antheny
11:55 - Antheny is scared of skeletons
12:50 - The great "Halloween" joke that Antheny hates
13:40 - "I'LL SHOW YOU HALLOWEEN" - Antheny
14:30 - Giraffic Park
15:20 - The beginning of "Golden is 40"
15:55 - Golden crosses the line
18:13 - Golden reminds Mr Sir of the theft in The Fast and the Furious
18:44 - Terrorvision review(currently streaming on Amazon Prime)
23:39 - Antheny lets the crew know about Mr Sir's "clown dad" picture
25:15 - Jaimie's love of dogs reaches new heights
27:43 - "Holy tomatoes"
30:20 - Shout out to Off Beat Cinema
31:47 - A lengthy discussion on glory holes and their clean up
36:10 - "???" - Mr Sir
38:27 - Stellar "The Office" reference
40:41 - Ads from our friends at Buffalo Juggalos and Night of the Living Podcast
42:02 - "Let Us Prey" review(currently streaming on Netflix U.S.)
43:20 - Anther great reference
49:37 - Golden finds nothing wrong about checking out children's packages while Jaimie throws in a sneak diss
54:34 - Mr Sir gets another movie name wrong
1:07:30 - The gang tries to unpack the ending
1:11:10 - Golden doesn't have all the answers
1:12:00 - This movie is pretty much about the devil being bored
1:15:00 - Two fucking amazing Al Pacino impressions in a row... What??
1:16:25 - Discussion about the devil outsourcing hell including Mr Sir once again bringing up Ghostbusters
1:17:26 - Ash vs Evil Dead light discussion
1:18:35 - Marvel movie talk
1:21:09 - REVIEW US ON ITUNES.

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This November we'll be giving you four staff pick reviews of our favorite streaming B-Movies. That's right, we're referring to it as Turkey Month in honor of this schlock fest. Also, in case you forgot last episode we learned Mr. Sir used to be a juggalo and practices and worships magic. Golden is also OLD and hates, hates, hates 'Jeepers Creepers' and Jaimie has a love for dogs so deep that it bleeds over into other facets of life. Lastly, we'll be updating our facebook page (www.facebook.com/horrordork) throughout the week with updates and info on how you can JOIN US LIVE for our EPIC FRIDAY THE 13TH MARATHON!! So hop in the jacuz and crank it up, IT'S SHOWTIME BABY!!!!

-Antheny

Turkey Month - 'Killer Klowns' and 'The Lazarus Reject'

Sun, 01 Nov 2015 21:12:04 +0000

Welcome back to Primehorrorflix! Antheny is back in studio with us and we start our month of Turkey picks. That means we're each going to be featuring a B-movie to review all month long, starting with Mr Sir's pick, "Killer Klowns from Outer Space". We also dig into our Netflix Spotlight Review, "The Lazarus Effect". But before all that, we breakdown how each of us define "horror" and whether or not films like Twilight, Jurassic Park, Underworld and Troll 2 are considered horror. Lines are drawn and magic is real this week on Primehorrorflix!
- Mr Sir

1:05 - Antheny explains the Mr Sir "magic" in joke
2:19 - Discussion topic: How we classify horror
3:03 - Mr Sir yet again defends Twilight
3:35 - Mr Sir puts Golden in his place
4:46 - "I eat dinner at 5" - Jaimie
4:48 - Golden pitches a scary version of Twilight
5:15 - Golden is #TeamJacob
7:59 - "It's pretty much a movie about starting a business" - Mr Sir on Ghostbusters
14:43- "That's why Twilight is an anime" - Mr Sir
16:56 - Golden "the Horror Czar" defends his hard stance on whats horror
18:40 - Jaimie completely agrees with Golden
18:57 - Golden feels Troll 2 is a horror film
22:48 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space review
23:28 - Mr Sir delivers a flawless description of the movie
26:45 - Golden discovers a parallel
27:42 - Antheny drops a bombshell about Mr Sir
29:25 - Antheny flexes his horror knowledge
32:24 - "I have no feelings for balloon dogs" - Jaimie
40:55 - Golden gets into Ancient Alien theories about clowns!!
45:55 - Lazarus Effect review
47:55 - #balloondoglivesmatter
50:11 - Mr Sir explains what a creepypasta is to Jaimie
51:40 - Professor Golden gives his two cents on the science of Lazarus Effect
1:02:25 - Antheny explains how to get super powers
1:10:40 - "Doo doo"

Halloween Movies on Netflix pt - 3 Monster Squad and Halloween(2007)

Wed, 28 Oct 2015 20:19:20 +0000

Welcome back to Net... oh wait! We've rebranded as Primehorrorflix! Yes, we will be incorporating Amazon Prime as well as Netflix. Right off the bat, I want to apologize for the audio. Antheny is skyping in again, hopefully this will be the last episode to have him do this, and there was a glitch while recording and his audio didnt record. We can hear him, he can hear us but for whatever reason it our equipment didn't pick him up so it sounds like 3 people talking to their imaginary friend. I opted to leave the audio as is. It's still a very funny, good episode. We reviewed Rob Zombie's Halloween and The Monster Squad. We also talked some picks from Prime and Netflix to get you in the Halloween spirit, slasher penis, and cabbage. Wolfman has nards and Jason has a big ol' dick on this weeks Primehorrorflix!
- Mr Sir

Show notes:
0:00 - A warning from Mr Sir about the audio before I could even listen to it and find out that Antheny is completely absent
0:25 - Opening track; Run the Jewels -Blockbuster Night pt 1
3:15 - Our Halloween "mood" picks
Mr Sir: Nightmare Before Christmas, Supernatural season 4 ep 11
Lady Nightmare: Addams Family, Sleepy Hallow
Golden: Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Tales from the Darkside
Antheny: House of the Devil, V/H/S
18:03 - Jaimie loves Frankenstein
19:17 - Mr Sir has questions about Dracula's plan
21:00 - Golden has a question for Antheny
22:26 - Stephen King Rules
23:00 - Golden drops knowledge
25:05 Halloween review
32:45 - Antheny suggests that Love Hurts would be played in the strip club
32:12 - Mr Sir "I did like some parts of this movie"
Jaimie "The credits?"

41:00 "If the scrambled eggs turned out to be a psychopathic killer, I'd wanna meet that chicken!" - Jaimie
47:12 - Antheny just says produce on Skype and nothing else
48:42 - Golden has a crush on Bruce Campbell
50:45 - "Is Golden in this movie?"
51:20 - "Long flowing locks around my boobs" - Golden
57:30 - A fairly long discussion of horror movie monster penises
1:04:47 - Golden tries to explain his method of categorizing horror movies
1:08:37 - Mr Sir defends Twilight of all things
1:10:52 - closing track Tech N9ne - MMM(Michael Myers Mask)

Halloween Movies on Netflix Pt 2

Wed, 21 Oct 2015 20:06:15 +0000

Welcome back boils and ghouls to the next installment of Netflix Horror. We're here with a new episode for you to put into your earholes. This week we watched Halloween 6: the Curse of Michael Myers and Mockingbird. Also, Antheny, Lady Nightmare(Jaimie), Golden and Mr Sir each give ya'll their personal top five essential Netflix picks. We all came up with *mostly* unique lists so that's almost 20 must watch horror movies on Netflix RIGHT NOOOWWW! Secrets are revealed when Jaimie's hidden fear is exposed, we all find out who Antheny's horror movie crush is, Golden gives parenting advice and Mr Sir cannot pronounce "films". It's a real hamdinger of an episode. Stay tuned next week when we add a new streaming service to our library. Is it Youtube? Hulu? CRACKLE?! You'll have to check in next week to find out.
- Mr Sir

*show notes*
-opening song Murderland - October Sky
Antheny is in Skype Land
1:41: fun fact, Mr Sir's other two movies were Maniac and Area 51
2:33: we start our top 5 lists, starting with 5
2:55: Golden doesn't trust people named Damien
7:10: Golden spoils the ending to Babadook
13:54: Jaimie likes 90's horror movies
15:51: Golden and Antheny butt heads over Nightmare on Elm St 2 of all things
30:18: "And then she gets raped" - Antheny
32:27: Golden describes a "tasteful date rape"
33:33: Mockingbird review
33:42: Mr Sir tells the story of why Antheny recommended Mockingbird
37:50: We discover another character that looks like Golden
40:40 Mockingbird spoilers
42:50 Mr Sir has a fan theory
44:50 Halloween 6: the Curse of Michael Myers review
45:20 Antheny does an amazing Ezra impression
101:39 Antheny misses his cue
102:03 "Gross" - Jaimie
closing track - DJ Solo - The Babadook

Halloween Movies on Netflix pt 1

Tue, 13 Oct 2015 02:54:07 +0000

We want to apologize as the first two minutes of talking are quiet due to a glitch on our part. After that the audio returns to normal volume for the remainder of the episode. Nevertheless, welcome to 'Netflix Horror,' Where we Netflix and ChillER with you, but, no worries, our show won't get you pregnant. This week Lady Nightmare, Golden and Antheny are introducing themselves and tackling the squirmiest body part mutilations topped with a discussion on comedy in horror. They also delve into their horror franchise preferences, Freddy vs Jason vs Michael Myers. As well as, sharing embarrassing haunted house stories and talking their first forays into the genre. Furthermore, they end it all with a spotlight review of 'The Houses October Built.'

Some of the episodes mentioned briefly are 'Pet Semetary, Stir of Echos, Green Inferno, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Taken, The Great and Powerful Oz, Scream, It, Poltergeist, Blair Witch, Sixth Sense, The Visit and Sleepaway Camp, to name a few.'

All in all it's a great episode and we thank you for tuning in.

Also be sure to check out next week's episode as we should have a full house with the return of Mr. Sir.

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