https://retro-otr.com/channel/comedy/lum-and-abner/ Sharing family friendly entertainment through old time radio, and more. Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:43:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 Keith Heltsley no episodic podcast https://retro-otr.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/rotr-logo.jpg https://retro-otr.com/channel/comedy/lum-and-abner/ TV-G Daily Be a contributor using Patreon.com Be a contributor using Patreon.com e86cb635-bd65-5a6e-97b6-1c6484abbf7d 43527961 comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radioTake regular trips to Pine Ridge to see what Lum and Abner areup to in the Jot 'Em Down Store. Country comedy from a time gone by. Take regular trips to Pine Ridge to see what Lum and Abner areup to in the Jot 'Em Down Store. Country comedy from a time gone by. keith@retro-otr.comKeith Heltsley https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-has-disappeared-abner-and-grandpap-fear-the-worst-350527/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-has-disappeared-abner-and-grandpap-fear-the-worst-350527/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2026 10:02:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5620 https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-has-disappeared-abner-and-grandpap-fear-the-worst-350527/feed/ 1 Keith full 14:45 154076586 5620 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Superior over all other malted milk products. Only the best, most choice products go into the ingredients of Horlicks. Let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Lum was devastated…Horlicks: Superior over all other malted milk products. Only the best, most choice products go into the ingredients of Horlicks. Let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Lum was devastated…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-things-go-wrong-at-the-unveiling-ceremony-350524/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-things-go-wrong-at-the-unveiling-ceremony-350524/#respond Fri, 03 Jul 2026 10:05:19 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5591 https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-things-go-wrong-at-the-unveiling-ceremony-350524/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:47 154076585 5591 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker puts in some extra words to let listeners know how to send for their photo of Lum and Abner. Down in Pine Ridge, the whole town has gathered…Carlton Bricker puts in some extra words to let listeners know how to send for their photo of Lum and Abner. Down in Pine Ridge, the whole town has gathered…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-discussing-the-story-of-king-midas-350523/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-discussing-the-story-of-king-midas-350523/#respond Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:01:32 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5573 https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-discussing-the-story-of-king-midas-350523/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:47 154076573 5573 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker gives a quick reminder of how to send for a photo of Lum and Abner. Today in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner talk about the money they got…Carlton Bricker gives a quick reminder of how to send for a photo of Lum and Abner. Today in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner talk about the money they got…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-squire-returns-from-chicago-with-the-check-350522/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-squire-returns-from-chicago-with-the-check-350522/#respond Mon, 29 Jun 2026 10:05:48 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5565 https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-squire-returns-from-chicago-with-the-check-350522/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:46 153912154 5565 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker reminds listeners to send for their photos of Lum and Abner before it’s too late. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum has decided to order his statue. Today Lum…Carlton Bricker reminds listeners to send for their photos of Lum and Abner before it’s too late. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum has decided to order his statue. Today Lum…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-catalog-from-monument-company-350520/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-catalog-from-monument-company-350520/#respond Wed, 24 Jun 2026 10:08:52 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5541 https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-catalog-from-monument-company-350520/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:56 153912135 5541 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker reminds listeners about the limited supply photos that can be sent for. He tells how to get one. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Lum and…Carlton Bricker reminds listeners about the limited supply photos that can be sent for. He tells how to get one. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Lum and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-discussion-of-the-statue-350517/ Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:09:37 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5502 Keith full 14:49 153912128 5502 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker announces that the limited offer on photos of Lum and Abner will be running out soon. Now, let’s see what’s happening down in Pine Ridge. In the Jot…Carlton Bricker announces that the limited offer on photos of Lum and Abner will be running out soon. Now, let’s see what’s happening down in Pine Ridge. In the Jot…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-wants-a-statue-made-in-his-honor-350516/ Fri, 19 Jun 2026 10:02:39 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5480 Keith full 14:48 153912123 5480 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker reminds listeners that photos of Lum and Abner are in limited supply. He is even armed with a letter from a fan, praising the picture. Lum and Abner…Carlton Bricker reminds listeners that photos of Lum and Abner are in limited supply. He is even armed with a letter from a fan, praising the picture. Lum and Abner…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-squire-will-take-hogs-to-chicago-350515/ Wed, 17 Jun 2026 10:02:15 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5476 Keith full 14:49 153912113 5476 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker reminds listeners of the limited supply of photos of Lum and Abner, and how to send for one. Down in Pine Ridge Grandpap plays checkers with Abner, and…Carlton Bricker reminds listeners of the limited supply of photos of Lum and Abner, and how to send for one. Down in Pine Ridge Grandpap plays checkers with Abner, and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-dick-says-hog-chain-letter-should-be-ok-350514/ Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:05:56 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5363 Keith full 14:45 153912110 5363 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Do you suffer from excess weight? Starvation diets are harmful to your health. Try the Horlicks program to manage your weight. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners of the chance to…Horlicks: Do you suffer from excess weight? Starvation diets are harmful to your health. Try the Horlicks program to manage your weight. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners of the chance to…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-wants-to-start-an-unchain-letter-350513/ Fri, 12 Jun 2026 10:04:59 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5359 Keith full 14:46 153901790 5359 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker announces that listeners can send off to get a photo of Lum and Abner. Only a limited supply exists, so send for yours today. Offer valid only for…Carlton Bricker announces that listeners can send off to get a photo of Lum and Abner. Only a limited supply exists, so send for yours today. Offer valid only for…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-dick-says-chain-letters-are-illegal-350510/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 10:02:04 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5292 Keith full 14:52 5292 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: For those who are overweight, use the Horlicks plan to lose 3 pounds per week. Try this marvelous plan, and start right away. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and…Horlicks: For those who are overweight, use the Horlicks plan to lose 3 pounds per week. Try this marvelous plan, and start right away. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-finding-a-place-to-keep-hogs-350509/ Mon, 08 Jun 2026 10:02:23 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5277 Keith full 5277 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: This is the cold and flu season. Take Horlicks and build up strength to resist becoming sick. Down in Pine Ridge, the chain letter craze has hit. Lum and…Horlicks: This is the cold and flu season. Take Horlicks and build up strength to resist becoming sick. Down in Pine Ridge, the chain letter craze has hit. Lum and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-will-start-his-own-chain-letter-350508/ Fri, 05 Jun 2026 10:04:12 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5272 Keith full 15:00 5272 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Universally recommended by experts. Plenty of calcium for building strong bones and teeth, and especially easy to digest. Get it from your local druggist. Previously Lum and Abner have…Horlicks: Universally recommended by experts. Plenty of calcium for building strong bones and teeth, and especially easy to digest. Get it from your local druggist. Previously Lum and Abner have…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-receives-a-chain-letter-from-denver-350507/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:06:43 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5258 Keith full 15:00 5258 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: In the interest of your own, and your family’s health, demand only the best. Down in Pine Ridge, there seems to be a new adventure brewing. Lum and Abner…Horlicks: In the interest of your own, and your family’s health, demand only the best. Down in Pine Ridge, there seems to be a new adventure brewing. Lum and Abner…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-squire-buys-engagement-ring-for-lum-350506/ Mon, 01 Jun 2026 10:06:50 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5241 Keith full 14:52 5241 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Imitations are made to resemble a thing, but no imitations can hold up to the quality of Horlicks. Accept no substitutes. Only the finest ingredients for the past 50…Horlicks: Imitations are made to resemble a thing, but no imitations can hold up to the quality of Horlicks. Accept no substitutes. Only the finest ingredients for the past 50…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-needs-an-engagement-ring-350429/ Fri, 29 May 2026 10:04:22 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5080 Keith full 14:20 5080 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Try a hot cup of Horlicks in the place of coffee or tea. Easy to digest, helps to keep you cheerful all day, and agrees with the weakest stomach.…Horlicks: Try a hot cup of Horlicks in the place of coffee or tea. Easy to digest, helps to keep you cheerful all day, and agrees with the weakest stomach.…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-evelina-and-frank-to-be-married-350426/ Wed, 27 May 2026 10:02:56 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5038 Keith full 14:19 5038 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Here’s a tip for golfers. Take some malted milk tablets for satisfying hunger on the golf course. Natural, or chocolate flavor. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum’s girlfriend Evelina is…Horlicks: Here’s a tip for golfers. Take some malted milk tablets for satisfying hunger on the golf course. Natural, or chocolate flavor. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum’s girlfriend Evelina is…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-reconcile-350423/ Mon, 25 May 2026 10:00:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5011 Keith full 14:29 5011 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Kids get hungry with all their activity. Give them a healthy, nourishing treat that won’t spoil their appetite. Down in Pine Ridge, Dick has managed to calm Lum down…Horlicks: Kids get hungry with all their activity. Give them a healthy, nourishing treat that won’t spoil their appetite. Down in Pine Ridge, Dick has managed to calm Lum down…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-sell-the-circus-350422/ Fri, 22 May 2026 10:04:23 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5003 Keith full 14:50 5003 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Enjoy a breakfast treat. Just sprinkle powdered Horlicks on buttered toast, or in cereal. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Previously, the circus was sold to Squire…Horlicks: Enjoy a breakfast treat. Just sprinkle powdered Horlicks on buttered toast, or in cereal. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Previously, the circus was sold to Squire…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-money-disappears-again-350411/ Wed, 20 May 2026 10:02:07 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4824 Keith full 14:48 4824 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: It’s the cold and flu season, ward off sickness by using Horlicks. The circus is still showing in Mt Ida, and money is still coming up missing. Lum and…Horlicks: It’s the cold and flu season, ward off sickness by using Horlicks. The circus is still showing in Mt Ida, and money is still coming up missing. Lum and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-will-hide-money-350410-2/ Mon, 18 May 2026 10:04:00 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4813 Keith full 15:06 4813 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Are Lum and Abner’s overweight friends using Horlicks? According to letters written in they are. Get sustaining nourishment without the excess calories. For the past couple days money has…Horlicks: Are Lum and Abner’s overweight friends using Horlicks? According to letters written in they are. Get sustaining nourishment without the excess calories. For the past couple days money has…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-squire-is-the-main-suspect-350409/ Fri, 15 May 2026 10:04:38 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4786 Keith full 13:37 4786 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: There are many who can’t drink milk or coffee. Try getting your good nourishment with Horlicks malted milk drink for breakfast. The circus business has been improving, but yesterday,…Horlicks: There are many who can’t drink milk or coffee. Try getting your good nourishment with Horlicks malted milk drink for breakfast. The circus business has been improving, but yesterday,…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-to-travel-with-circus-350405/ Mon, 11 May 2026 10:02:44 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4723 Keith full 13:51 4723 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a testimonial letter to tell how a baby girl was able to gain weight and get well after being on Horlicks. Lum is impressed with Zenora,…Horlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a testimonial letter to tell how a baby girl was able to gain weight and get well after being on Horlicks. Lum is impressed with Zenora,…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-falls-in-love-with-zenora-350404/ Fri, 08 May 2026 10:02:16 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4694 Keith full 13:49 4694 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: What would overweight folks do without Horlicks? Just try a hot drink in place of your usual heavy meal. You’ll cut down your calories, and cut down on your…Horlicks: What would overweight folks do without Horlicks? Just try a hot drink in place of your usual heavy meal. You’ll cut down your calories, and cut down on your…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-dick-smashes-lum-and-abners-glasses-350403/ Wed, 06 May 2026 10:02:04 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4688 Keith full 13:25 4688 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: A recent test (recent in 1935) in a Chicago school proves that kids do better in school when they have a Horlick snack. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum managed…Horlicks: A recent test (recent in 1935) in a Chicago school proves that kids do better in school when they have a Horlick snack. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum managed…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-borrows-200-from-union-bank-350402/ Mon, 04 May 2026 10:04:51 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4672 Keith full 13:24 4672 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a letter of testimonial. A man tells how Horlicks helped him to get a good night’s sleep. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. After…Horlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a letter of testimonial. A man tells how Horlicks helped him to get a good night’s sleep. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. After…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-circus-moves-to-belleville-350401/ Fri, 01 May 2026 10:01:24 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4544 Keith full 13:51 4544 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: This week thousands of people will be buying malted milk products. Insist on only the finest. Accept no less than Horlicks, in either natural, or chocolate flavor. Now, what’s…Horlicks: This week thousands of people will be buying malted milk products. Insist on only the finest. Accept no less than Horlicks, in either natural, or chocolate flavor. Now, what’s…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-storm-blows-circus-tent-down-350329/ Wed, 29 Apr 2026 10:03:34 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4476 Keith full 14:07 4476 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: What do we all have in common? the desire to save money and be economical. Horlicks lets you save as it nourishes and protects. In Pine Ridge Grandpap is…Horlicks: What do we all have in common? the desire to save money and be economical. Horlicks lets you save as it nourishes and protects. In Pine Ridge Grandpap is…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-eye-glasses-trouble-350328/ Mon, 27 Apr 2026 10:04:47 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4467 Keith full 13:37 4467 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: The original malted milk is a carefully processed food to nourish and sustain. Protect yourself by using the original. Refuse imitations. In Pine Ridge, the circus has been moved…Horlicks: The original malted milk is a carefully processed food to nourish and sustain. Protect yourself by using the original. Refuse imitations. In Pine Ridge, the circus has been moved…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-gets-glasses-350327/ Fri, 24 Apr 2026 10:02:44 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4461 Keith full 14:09 4461 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Dentists recommend Horlicks for children because of the added calcium to their diet. Kids love the taste, and it’s good for them. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and Abner…Horlicks: Dentists recommend Horlicks for children because of the added calcium to their diet. Kids love the taste, and it’s good for them. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and Abner…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-abner-buys-a-cheap-pair-of-glasses-350326/ Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:02:03 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4436 Keith full 14:06 4436 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Planning an evening party? Serve a cup of hot Horlicks malted milk. It makes a welcome change for your guests. When we left Lum and Abner yesterday, they were…Horlicks: Planning an evening party? Serve a cup of hot Horlicks malted milk. It makes a welcome change for your guests. When we left Lum and Abner yesterday, they were…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-lose-money-in-circus-350325/ Mon, 20 Apr 2026 10:05:38 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4414 Keith full 14:21 4414 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Having trouble sleeping? Try Horlicks, just make a hot cup of malted milk before bed time. You won’t regret it. In the Jot -em Down store, Grandpap talks to…Horlicks: Having trouble sleeping? Try Horlicks, just make a hot cup of malted milk before bed time. You won’t regret it. In the Jot -em Down store, Grandpap talks to…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-grand-opening-of-circus-tomorrow-350322/ Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:06:04 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4353 Keith full 13:59 4353 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: It pays to stay alert on the job. Just use a couple Horlick’s malted milk tablets for lunch. In Pine Ridge there was some excitement yesterday as Abner demonstrated…Horlicks: It pays to stay alert on the job. Just use a couple Horlick’s malted milk tablets for lunch. In Pine Ridge there was some excitement yesterday as Abner demonstrated…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-thinks-all-circus-jobs-are-dangerous-350321/ Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:05:41 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4334 Keith full 15:44 4334 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlick: Changeable weather is a leading cause of colds. Fight colds and illness with Horlicks malted milk. Squire is still busy trying to get the circus ready for its big…Horlick: Changeable weather is a leading cause of colds. Fight colds and illness with Horlicks malted milk. Squire is still busy trying to get the circus ready for its big…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-gives-up-trapeze-act-350320/ Mon, 13 Apr 2026 10:03:56 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4328 Keith full 14:00 4328 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a letter to sing the praises of how Horlicks helped a man get a better night’s sleep. Let’s get ready to see what’s happening down in…Horlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a letter to sing the praises of how Horlicks helped a man get a better night’s sleep. Let’s get ready to see what’s happening down in…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-circus-will-open-saturday-350319/ Fri, 10 Apr 2026 10:01:07 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4300 Keith full 14:00 4300 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: There’s nothing like Horlicks for weight control. Hey, I wonder. If they could have an arm-wrestling match, who would win: Horlicks, or Slim Fast? In Pine Ridge, Squire has…Horlicks: There’s nothing like Horlicks for weight control. Hey, I wonder. If they could have an arm-wrestling match, who would win: Horlicks, or Slim Fast? In Pine Ridge, Squire has…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-squire-assembles-freak-side-show-350318/ Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:04:35 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4264 Keith full 14:37 4264 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Bricker shares a testimonial moment during a drugstore visit. The circus is about to have its grand opening. Lum and Abner are glad about the improvements that Squire…Horlicks: Carlton Bricker shares a testimonial moment during a drugstore visit. The circus is about to have its grand opening. Lum and Abner are glad about the improvements that Squire…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-hire-squire-skimp-350315/ Mon, 06 Apr 2026 10:01:37 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4215 Keith full 14:02 4215 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks with milk. Horlicks with sandwiches. Easy to prepare, just mix and serve. It doesn’t even need any added flavoring. What’s happening in Pine Ridge? Let’s go find out. The…Horlicks with milk. Horlicks with sandwiches. Easy to prepare, just mix and serve. It doesn’t even need any added flavoring. What’s happening in Pine Ridge? Let’s go find out. The…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-using-feed-to-pay-admission-to-circus-350314/ Fri, 03 Apr 2026 10:09:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4203 Keith full 14:13 4203 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Do your youngsters a good turn by letting them drink Horlicks for nourishment, strong bones, and teeth. And Kids like the delicious flavor. Carlton Bricker announces that the flashlight…Horlicks: Do your youngsters a good turn by letting them drink Horlicks for nourishment, strong bones, and teeth. And Kids like the delicious flavor. Carlton Bricker announces that the flashlight…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-back-in-partnership-350313/ Wed, 01 Apr 2026 10:02:10 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4200 Keith full 14:09 4200 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlick’s: Take part in the upcoming First Aid Awareness Weekend, and remember to buy the highest quality products from your druggist, namely Horlicks. Hey, do they still have First Aid…Horlick’s: Take part in the upcoming First Aid Awareness Weekend, and remember to buy the highest quality products from your druggist, namely Horlicks. Hey, do they still have First Aid…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-abner-forecloses-on-circus-350312/ Mon, 30 Mar 2026 10:01:45 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4175 Keith full 14:14 4175 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: The original malted milk. Take it as part of the Horlick weight control plan. Satisfying, but without the extra calories. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners who requested flashlights to patiently…Horlicks: The original malted milk. Take it as part of the Horlick weight control plan. Satisfying, but without the extra calories. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners who requested flashlights to patiently…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-almost-all-of-abners-merchandise-is-gone-350311/ Fri, 27 Mar 2026 10:06:00 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4155 Keith full 13:22 4155 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Invented by William Horlick, over 50 years ago (1880’s) to serve a need for sick people who are convalescing from illness. In Pine Ridge, Abner is running out of…Horlicks: Invented by William Horlick, over 50 years ago (1880’s) to serve a need for sick people who are convalescing from illness. In Pine Ridge, Abner is running out of…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350308-broken-down-circus-comes-to-pine-ridge/ Wed, 25 Mar 2026 10:04:50 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4095 Keith full 14:42 4095 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Recommended by doctors to help develop strong bodies and teeth for children. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners that the flashlight factories are still working hard to send out all the…Horlicks: Recommended by doctors to help develop strong bodies and teeth for children. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners that the flashlight factories are still working hard to send out all the…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350306-abner-operates-store-in-swap-basis/ Mon, 23 Mar 2026 10:05:21 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4071 Keith full 13:58 4071 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: As active as kids are, they need an occasional energy boost, and Horlicks tablets are just the thing to keep them going. Now let’s see what’s happening down in…Horlicks: As active as kids are, they need an occasional energy boost, and Horlicks tablets are just the thing to keep them going. Now let’s see what’s happening down in…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350305-lum-and-abner-divide-up-the-store/ Fri, 20 Mar 2026 10:05:41 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4053 Keith full 14:17 4053 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Good news for overweight listeners. Now you can diet on a safe plan with Horlicks. Just a glass of malted milk at noon should do the trick. Carlton Bricker…Horlicks: Good news for overweight listeners. Now you can diet on a safe plan with Horlicks. Just a glass of malted milk at noon should do the trick. Carlton Bricker…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350304-abner-wants-to-start-trading-merchandise/ Wed, 18 Mar 2026 10:04:34 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4025 Keith full 13:44 4025 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Some products are just far better than others. For 50 years, Horlicks has led the market of malted milk products. Now, what’s happening in Pine Ridge? With Abner stepping…Horlicks: Some products are just far better than others. For 50 years, Horlicks has led the market of malted milk products. Now, what’s happening in Pine Ridge? With Abner stepping…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350301-squire-pays-abner-for-rights-to-soap/ Mon, 16 Mar 2026 10:08:59 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3991 Keith full 13:51 3991 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Planning a party? Wondering what to serve? Try a Horlick beverage, or a Horlick sandwich. Just kidding about the sandwich. Now let’s have a look at what’s happening in…Horlicks: Planning a party? Wondering what to serve? Try a Horlick beverage, or a Horlick sandwich. Just kidding about the sandwich. Now let’s have a look at what’s happening in…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350228-abner-buys-ten-cases-of-soap/ Fri, 13 Mar 2026 10:05:00 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3980 Keith full 13:47 3980 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Brickert reads a testimonial letter of how Horlicks helped a sick baby grow strong, and recover his health. Abner has been taking advantage of his new found authority…Horlicks: Carlton Brickert reads a testimonial letter of how Horlicks helped a sick baby grow strong, and recover his health. Abner has been taking advantage of his new found authority…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350227-lum-and-cedric-dont-like-abner-as-boss/ Wed, 11 Mar 2026 10:04:21 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3962 Keith full 14:12 3962 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Accept no substitutes. Any others are a false economy, made from inferior products. Carlton Bricker announces that though the flashlight offer is over, those who are still awaiting theirs…Horlicks: Accept no substitutes. Any others are a false economy, made from inferior products. Carlton Bricker announces that though the flashlight offer is over, those who are still awaiting theirs…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350226-jotem-down-store-reopens/ Mon, 09 Mar 2026 10:04:35 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3943 Keith full 13:33 3943 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Your druggist has your highest health concern at heart. That’s why Horlicks is found, and recommended by drugstores everywhere. Lum had been elected by a small margin. Realizing he…Horlicks: Your druggist has your highest health concern at heart. That’s why Horlicks is found, and recommended by drugstores everywhere. Lum had been elected by a small margin. Realizing he…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio