Skruins and Co Breakfast Show

Episode 150 - The End

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 04 Jun 2017 13:00:00 +0000

R.I.P Skruins and Co Breakfast Show Podcast. 2014 - 2017.

Thanks for listening!

Episode 149 - Gogglebox Market Love

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 28 May 2017 15:00:00 +0000

It's getting near the end so time to bang out a bunch of segments so they don't just sit in my head making it hard to coordinate motor skills.

Song: I can not remember who this song is by! If anyone knows, let me know! I dig the song too - just can't remember how I found it.

Episode 148 - Low Life Low Lights

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 21 May 2017 17:00:00 +0000

Some bits of Skruins that I loved, so it's mostly just me laughing.
Only two more episodes to go - don't worry, next week's isn't a clip show!

Episode 147 - Ball People Are Scum

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 14 May 2017 16:00:00 +0000

You know my poorly thought out theories are always amazing. Well, it's time to squeeze three of them in to one episode!!

Song: Dead Kelly - The Legend of Borry

Episode 146 - Craig Coombes

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 07 May 2017 10:30:00 +0000

Craig Coombes has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Since getting the bad news, he started doing comedy and now travels around the world with Adam Hills performing a show called 'Clown Heart', he's started posting naked photos every Tuesday, he's met his heroes and now calls a lot of them friends and found out he has one of the best friends ever.

He talks openly about death and his cancer treatment, including eating radioactive pills and telling his family as well as his new lease on life.

Easily one of my favourite podcasts that I've done!

Song: Meghan Trainor - All About The Bass

Episode 145 - Divorcio

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 30 Apr 2017 15:00:00 +0000

An old episode I sat on for a while, but hopefully it's still got some juice in it.
I'm married, you're married, we're all married. Well, not all of us are - that's the knuckle dragging Liberal party's work. But divorce is happening all the time too, so I wanted to chat to someone whp went through a big break up and pick over the bones of their relationship in hopes that we can all learn something, or forget something or vaguely remember something.

Song: Birdstriking - Monkey Snake

Episode 144 - South East Asian Confederacy

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 23 Apr 2017 16:00:00 +0000

What's with gross sex pests in South East Asia? Does the region make you that way or are gross people just attracted to warm places?
We've got a South East Asian expert in to try and get to the bottom of it. Not sure if we do, but we do find out the most environmental place to urinate.

Song: Tha Bar Wa Yat Yin Thwe Nge - Sai Htee Sai

Episode 143 - I Finally See A Psychologist

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 16 Apr 2017 16:30:00 +0000

I've got Shae from the Mental As Anyone podcast in to identify my genius and answer some brain questions.
Really, it's a long time coming.

Find Shae's podcast here: www.mentalasanyone.libsyn.com

Song: Cosmo - Catatonic Death Trance

Episode 142 - Skip Tracing with Justin Fleming

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 09 Apr 2017 18:30:00 +0000

The hunter has become the hunter with former private investigator, Justin Fleming on Skruins this week to give me some stalking tips and how best to serve criminals. He also talks about his stint in porn, being a comedian hosting roast battles and hitting an Australian fast bowler in the groin.

Song: Goon Wizarrd - You've Done It Again, McCain

Justin Fleming: https://twitter.com/TheFlemo
http://www.justinflemingcomedy.com/

Episode 141 - The Future of Podcasting

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 02 Apr 2017 16:00:00 +0000

Like. Share. Subscribe. Donate. Patreon. Serious comedy.Subsidise life. Like. Tell your friends. Storytime. Everyday genius. Batman. Heath Ledger. Original copy. Donate. Chip in. Every dollar counts. Give me. Share. Post. Retweet.

Episode 140 - Subtle Hints of Jovi with Root Rat

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 26 Mar 2017 16:30:00 +0000

Melbourne band, Root Rat are about to release a 7" with a Saturday residency at the Tote. To celebrate, they're twirling fire, eating massive wheels of cheese and getting the Skruins remix.

Episode 139 - Jake Lloyd Jones and his Wonderful Telescreens

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 19 Mar 2017 17:00:00 +0000

He was there for the infamous Chaser APEC stunt, helped make shows like The 7.30 Report and The New Inventors and now Jake Lloyd Jones climbs to the top of the media ladder by appearing on Skruins!

For more info on Jake and his films go to: http://merjamedia.com.au/dir/

Song: Jess & Matt - Sydney To Me

Episode 138 - LJ and Bean from The Dacios

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 12 Mar 2017 16:00:00 +0000

Hobart brother and sister, LJ and Bean talk punch ups at shows, recording for a major label in the 90's, sleeping with a rat and they get blessed with a beautiful Skruins remix!

Song: The Dacios - Exactness of Desire

The Dacios 'Beyond The Bottom Hour' out now on Homeless Records.
http://homelessvinyl.com.au/

Episode 137 - Bacteria Sharing Idiots

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 05 Mar 2017 17:30:00 +0000

The Microbiologist is back and answers all of my incredibly in-depth and socially relevant questions!

Song: Mod Vigil - Bad Day

Episode 136 - 365 Days with Zo Damage

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 26 Feb 2017 10:00:00 +0000

Melbourne photographer, Zo Damage has spent the last 365 days photographing live bands. It's a feat worthy of the Guinness World Records and enough to make anyone feel lazy.
We talk about the project, about photographing in general and I finally find someone who agrees with my poorly thought out theory!

Zo Damage's 365 8 Night Celebration / Exhibition starts on Wednesday, March 3rd at The Old Bar. www.zodamage.com for more information.

Song: Holy Serpent - Bury Me Standing

Episode 135 - Knocking on Skruins Heaven's Door

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 19 Feb 2017 17:00:00 +0000

Good luck making any sense out of this.

Episode 134 - A Sense of Impending Doom with Julian Wu

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 12 Feb 2017 17:00:00 +0000

He's written for Rockwiz, had a BBQ sponsorship, played guitar for The Triffids, recorded Dirty Three and Primitive Calculators, plays guitar with Spiral Stairs from Pavement and is now a booker of the upcoming Australian tour for three Beijing bands; Carsick Cars, Birdstriking and White+.

Coolac boys and Double Andrews, meet Julian.
Julian, this is the Skruins gang.

Check out Far Out Distant Sounds on Facebook for more tour information.

Song: Primitive Calculators - C**t Life

Episode 133 - Former Nightclub Bouncer, Heath Lander

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 05 Feb 2017 17:00:00 +0000

This week's guest, Heath Lander used to be a bouncer at a nightclub in Melbourne. On Skruins, he talks about the effects of having a gun pulled on hum by a disgruntled patron, writing his book 'The Bouncer' and about his pilates studio, White Dog Studio and why I should probably destroy my mattress.

Song: Half/Cut - Martin was a Diver

Heath's pilates studio: White Dog Studio
Check out Heath's book, 'The Bouncer' out now on Finch Publishing.

Episode 132 - Scamming Points with Andy Dowling

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 29 Jan 2017 17:00:00 +0000

Bass player for Lord, podcaster and fellow Velocity Points fanatic, Andy Dowling comes on Skruins to learn how to best utilise that new Commonwealth credit card deal. Pretty sure we talked about other things and I made him eat a gross jellybean, but mostly, it's solid finance and love advice.

Don't make a big deal about it, but yes, I did do another Skruins remix.

Song: Lord - Set in Stone

For all Andy related stuff, head to www.andysocial.net

Episode 131 - GCOTP in Crapital City: Bendigo

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 22 Jan 2017 17:30:00 +0000

We take our New Zealand friend on a trip around regional Victorian city, Bendigo.
Come along as we show him the many sights that Bendigo has to offer, like Club X, Diamond Lil's and a fish and chip shop!

Episode 130 - Breaking Bodies

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 15 Jan 2017 15:00:00 +0000

Dean used to break into homes for money with the cops permission and he talks about the time he saw a dead body. Chris used to play HTML based video games without the cops explicit permission.

We've got the boys from The Podcast Formerly Known As in at Skruins HQ (aka Docklands).

Song: The Tracy Lords - Potential H-Bomb

Chris' Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chrisjasher
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Episode 129 - Beloved Elk

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 08 Jan 2017 07:30:00 +0000

Tina and Amy from Melbourne band, Beloved Elk are on Skruins to talk about building sheds, reaching Pozible targets, after school television; but mostly to hear my amazing remix.

Episode 128 - Zen at Work

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 02 Jan 2017 01:30:00 +0000

Fresh from a huge hike through the mountains of Japan, Melon F*ckhead and her torrent subbing husband, Flo Bro are in to tell us about spiders with transparent legs, pit vipers and getting naked.

Also, I whole heartedly apologies for the rap played on the episode. I'd been awake for 24 hours, lost half my body weight in sweat dancing to a never-ending remix of I Will Survive and had been listening to too much Bliss N Eso.

Song: Masa Nakayama - Yokohama is Hot!

Episode 127 - Skruins Heaven

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 26 Dec 2016 01:00:00 +0000

In this week's episode, we find out what happened to Ballzachary after Financial brah put a bullet in his head for pretending to kidnap Dan from Cairns.

Episode 126 - The Larry Gomes of Christmas Episodes

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 19 Dec 2016 06:30:00 +0000

Merry Christmas, everyone!
May you receive your own Ja Ja Binks Laden as you gather the family around the TV for some epic Mario Kart Battles.

Song: Corey Taylor - XM@$

Episode 125 - Financial Debates. Round 2.

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 11 Dec 2016 18:30:00 +0000

Financial wizard, Russel Shaw begged to get another round with Financial Brah. This time, we wanted to chat about stocks. But not before I quiz him about the financial benefits of shopping at Aldi.

Song: Waxhead - Opinions

Find Russel Shaw at Acceptance Finance - a great team who gets the Skruins thumbs up!

Episode 124 - Grandma's A Prostitute

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 05 Dec 2016 04:00:00 +0000

Melanoma Man is now a plumber.
Adelaide is the only place in the world where iced coffee outsells Coca Cola.
One of us is always on a payphone.

It's Skruins. You know what to expect. Now take those expectations and lower them.

Episode 123 - Cockroach Buggerers

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 27 Nov 2016 10:00:00 +0000

Cold Hard Fact: We grew up in Bendigo, and we had access to a whole lot of amazingly interesting people. Probably none more than our guest this week.
His ability to make up bizarre games, get himself into bizarre situations and remember bizarre facts are legendary.

So, we hope to share a few of these games and memories with you. YOu'll learn about Coackroach Buggerers, individual Television, Flooding Toilets, Post It Note Pranks, Glad Wrap Vehicles and Umpire Dickhead.

We hope you enjoy this brief snapshot of what it was like growing up with friends like these.

Song: Werribee Woman by Financial Brah Quartet.

Episode 122 - Big J Is Not A Secret Girl Lover

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 08:30:00 +0000

Step inside the mind of a 7 year old as he gives the best enemy list we've ever had and dishes the dirt on Charlie, the secret girl lover.

Song: Buried With The Rest - Cut Me Open

Episode 121 - Talking Tetris with Rui Pereira

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 13 Nov 2016 04:30:00 +0000

A guest who can attest to my Tetris prowess, we've got Rui Pereira on Skruins this week. Former guitarist of The Drones and now in Pale Heads, he shares some amazing road stories in between inventing the rock mop and carrying an explosive phone. A great dude that we'll definitely be returning to Docklands for another episode.

Song: Spencer P. Jones and the Nothing Butts - Duplicity

Episode 120 - Breaking the Mum Code with Caili Christian

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 07 Nov 2016 00:00:00 +0000

Unprotected sex can lead to many things; rashes, itches, discharge but it can also lead to the Mum Code. A sacred bond between Mothers around the world. What is the Mum Code? Stand up comic, Caili Christian told me but I forget so if you're desperate to know, have a listen to this week's #blessed podcast.

Big shout out to all the Mums who listen to Skruins!

Song: The Horde - Babamama

Episode 119 - Aaron Osborne (I Exist / Oblivious Maximus)

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 31 Oct 2016 02:30:00 +0000

Aaron Osborne and I are pretty much twins, in the same way that Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are twins. I'm probably more Arnie in this analogy because I'm so buff and I like riding a bike without a helmet.
Listen in disgust as we tap into our nu-metal roots, share our experiences at the Telstra Tower and having rabies at McDonald's in China.

The only point we really differ on is how best to use a blanket on a trampoline.

Check out Aaron's podcast, Oblivious Maximus for a bunch of good chats with good heads and his bands, I Exist and Mental Cavity.

Song: I Exist - Heal Me In Smoke

http://www.obliviousmaximuspodcast.com/

Episode 118 - Financial Brah vs Financial Man, Russel Shaw

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 24 Oct 2016 04:00:00 +0000

Finally been able to get someone on who can rival Financial Brah for sound economic advice. Russel Shaw from Acceptance Finance is on Skruins this week to go head to head with Financial Brah.
Russel has been the treasurer of a bank, mortgage and finance broker and economics lecturer as well as teaching Parkway Drive everything they know about finance.

But, where does he stand on the Ghostbusters machine? What does he think about real estate agents? Does he have a credit card?

Brace yourself for a finance heavy discussion from two fiscal masterminds.

Song: Russel Shaw – What More Can I Say?

Episode 117 - Tom Lyngcoln (The Nation Blue)

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 17 Oct 2016 03:30:00 +0000

Tom Lyngcoln plays in The Nation Blue, Harmony and Pale Heads and has lived an amazing life, growing up in Tasmania, touring South America, supporting the Foo Fighters on an arena tour, hanging out with Lemmy but we don't let him tell any of those stories. Instead, we want to hear about his early 90's basketball card collection and that time he was lucky enough to see Lo-Tel perform.

If you like scamming charities for free burgers, you'll love this episode, or at the very least, tolerate it!

Order The Nation Blue's new albums 'Blue' and 'Black' from Poison City Records and see them at the Gasometer in Melbourne this Friday night (October 21st) and in Hobart on Saturday (October 22nd).

In a way, weren't we all the teenager of the year?

Song: The Nation Blue - I Get Tired

Episode 116 - Rancid Love with Caili Christian

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 10 Oct 2016 02:00:00 +0000

Caili Christian has worked at two of Australia's biggest empires, a huge casino and Dracula's Theatre Restaurant. She also ran a bar in Nauru and does stand up.
10 out of 10 episode, as graded by the guy who creates and uploads the podcasts.

Song: The Shabbab – We Keep Coming

Episode 115 - The Melanoma Man and Dr Diabetes

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 03 Oct 2016 03:30:00 +0000

I may have you believe that I learnt all my life skills and theory making abilities on the streets, but I'm a disgusting liar. I actually learnt everything I know at university.
So, in honour of that fact, I've got Dr. Diabetes in, a guy I met in university so we can reminiscence about the hazy, good ol' days.

What was with the people from Mildura doing presentations on things that had nothing to do with the course?
Why couldn't the guy teaching IT touch type?
Why did that girl get her friends to tell me that she didn't want me to drive her to school anymore?

Ah well, could be worse, at least I'm not Wayne Carey.

Song: James Hooker and The Hallows – Lazy Lady

Episode 114 - Your Dad's Got a Dick – The Intellectual Debates

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 26 Sep 2016 03:30:00 +0000

We're ditching an hour of bullshit in favour of a more civilised and highbrow style of podcasting.
This week, we've got a lawyer, a microbiologist and my good self, a master of incredible theories and snorkeling and we're tackling the big issues.

Welcome to the thinking person's podcast.

Your Dad's Got a Dick – The Intellectual Debates

Song: Duck Fight Goose – A Nation of Disillusion

Episode 113 - Biker Chris from Mars

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 19 Sep 2016 06:00:00 +0000

We've got a King of the Doofs this week! Comedian and host of The Podcast Formerly Known As swings by Docklands to get berated about owning a Harley.
On behalf of everyone who has ever been deafened by someone on a motorbike, I ask him to explain himself. Then we start talking about if sharks can see in the dark.

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Twitter: @thepodcastchris

Episode 112 - Kid Rock Napped

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 12 Sep 2016 06:00:00 +0000

Every week I give you theories. Not the theories you want, but the theories you deserve. Theories that come from a real want to make society a better place.
Then I invite close friends in to tear those theories apart and shit on my dreams.

Song: Braille Face - Glow

Episode 111 - The Fangist Returns

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 05 Sep 2016 05:30:00 +0000

She's famous for being able to insert 'fang' into any song and we're stoked to have her back on the podcast with her husband, Flo Bro. That's right, Skruins tragics, Melon Fuckhead is back to fang it up.
They talk about the benefits of eloping, how to entertain yourself with a sleeping bag and leaping over your lover at 5am singing Peter Gabriel.

On a bit of a sour note, seems Dan from Cairns has got himself into a bit of trouble. We'll let you know more when we find out, but we are incredibly worried for his safety.

Song: Leather Towel – Nacho Chips

Episode 110 - Sarah Mary Chadwick and Steph from Summer Flake

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 29 Aug 2016 05:00:00 +0000

Regardless of the idiotic shit I say week after week, this podcast, if nothing else, is proof that I know some amazingly awesome people.
Sarah Mary Chadwick and Stephanie Crase from Summer Flake are on Skruins this week on what I honestly think is one of the best episodes we've ever done.

Episode 109 - Josh Wade

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 22 Aug 2016 03:00:00 +0000

One for the cunnys on Skruins this week as we've got comedian, Josh Wade and friend King Carrot on this week's episode to explain what it takes to get kicked out of a comedy show, how Josh became a viral video star, American fashion and an eventful night in Bendigo.

If you're in Melbourne, grab tickets to his show this Wednesday night at the Toff in Town.

Song: Dispolar – 7/11

Episode 108 - Witch Hats versus A Stagnant Lemon Tree

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 15 Aug 2016 06:00:00 +0000

This one is heavily edited because we got filthy drunk and recorded a lot of unusable stuff. Which is saying something considering we released Drunk Caddy and the Christmas episode.
But, to ying out that yang, there's actually quite a lot of good stuff here, especially if you want to hear a bit more about the Witch Hats recording process and using the anarchist cookbook on a floppy disk.

Song: Witch Hats - Religious Sickness

Mark Seymoure Butts 4 Onion Pits #parkour

Episode 107 - Witch Hats

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 08 Aug 2016 04:00:00 +0000

Melbourne band, Witch Hats are launching their brand new album, Deliverance this month with shows at The Tote (Aug 27th), The Red Rattler (Aug 19th), Trainspotters (Aug 20th) and The Bridge Hotel (Aug 12th).
So we don't really talk about that. We decide there are far more pressing issues, can't remember them now, but at the time they seemed important.

Episode 106 - The Australian Lyfe: Dan from Cairns

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 01 Aug 2016 05:30:00 +0000

Learn a bit more about Dan from Cairns' incredible, heart wrenching story.

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Episode 105 - Mouldy Slink Pushes Me Down The Hoobee Toobie.

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 25 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

When you're roaming around the sewers of Melbourne, you don't often expect to bump in to old high school friends, so I was very surprised to see the Mouldy Slink in amongst the syringes and fecal matter.

This episode is more fun than a gun pig's backyard funeral but nowhere near as much fun as getting your German teacher in a headlock and going down the Hoobie Toobie.

Episode 104 - Gull Wars

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 18 Jul 2016 06:30:00 +0000

The Land Gulls and Sea Gulls are currently involved in a vicious civil war and somehow we got stuck in the middle of it. We're currently hiding in this cave somewhere at the edge of the Pacific Ocean.
Don't bother sending help. It's kinda comfy and I've got Emerald and our resident Army expert, Rambo.

#parkour

Episode 103 - Real Estate Inspirational Ideas and Conversations Conference

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 11 Jul 2016 07:30:00 +0000

Recently, the Real Estate Inspirational Ideas and Conversations Conference just down the road from my house. I actually risked life and limb sneaking my recorder in there to get this audio.

There was an insane amount of dudes there with slicked back hair and navy blue suits swapping business cards and talking about how many houses they had flipped. Kind of a gross vibe. But regardless, I hope you like this undercover expose on the dark underbelly of real estate.

Episode 102 - The Greatest Golfer in Life

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 03 Jul 2016 23:17:55 +0000

Fresh from recent stints at the PGA Championships, Masters and the U.S Open, we are very proud to have The Greatest Golfer in Life on this week's Skruins podcast.
With his caddy, Toothless Tony, TGGIL tells all about his controversial sword strategy during a recent Drunk Caddy tournament.

Plus, and you guys know I'm not one for hyperbole, but what may be one of the best ever Poorly Thought Out Theories in the history of the known universe.

Song: The Bunyip Moon – Kill Everything

Episode 101 - After Party at the Old Bar

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 27 Jun 2016 08:00:00 +0000

We've taken you out for a fancy dinner with a microbiologist, we've invited you to our 100th birthday bash and now let's have a nightcap at Melbourne's iconic live music bar, The Old Bar.

Lucky one of the owners, Joel Morrison is here to show us around! I wonder what financial advice he will have.

Song: Tankerville - Breakfast Kebab

Episode 100 - The 100th Episode Party Extravaganza Defibs and the True Ribs with Sarah Mary Chadwick

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 20 Jun 2016 05:00:00 +0000

We've done 100 of these things now. You know the drill. No write up is going to make you start caring. That's fine. This episode isn't for the fair-weather listeners. It's for the hardcore listeners, who listen week in and week out.
So if that's you, thank you! This episode is a party for you. Financial Brah will drop in and say hello, there will be a lot of supermarket talk and a theory that involved Liam Neeson in Taken.

Thanks to anyone who has listened to all 100 episodes. You deserve a gold medal. We do worry for your mental health, but no more than we worry for our own.

Episode 99 - Dinner with a Microbiologist

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 06:00:00 +0000

You guys have been with us for nearly 100 episodes, and to thank you, we've booked a table at a fancy restaurant and would like to give you a good meal and let you ask questions to a micro biologist.

Please, order what you want as it's all on us and let's enjoy an adult night together before our big 100th episode party!

Song: Low Talk - Yeah, but in the end we will accept it

Episode 98 - Trolley Polin' with Key of Solomon

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 06 Jun 2016 02:00:00 +0000

Remember when the Jetsons went back in time and met the Flintstones? It was the greatest exercise in cross-promotion the world had ever seen. That is, until the Key of Solomon boys came on to Skruins, in their best Eric Draven make up and shared stories of battling bands in Geelong, failed colouring competitions and hassling a mouldy old wench.

Song: Blackhelm - Predatorial Ancestry

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Instagram: keyofsologram

Episode 97 - Raul Sanchez

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 30 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

This week, we've got one of the friendliest dudes you'll meet in music. Legendary guitarist, Raúl Sánchez. From Magic Dirt, to River of Snakes, The Ape, Midnight Woolf and one off guitarist for Violent Soho and now to Skruins. What a climb to the top!

He talks about his first day at a Melbourne high school, playing the most amount of Big Day Out's in history, long trains in China, being on John Safran's Music Jamboree and tell the best System of a Down story ever told on this podcast – and there's been a heap of them! Mostly made up by me.

We also do some Frank Tank and If I Put My Mind To It as well as a theory that will help you understand why some people are huggers and some aren't.

Down with the real estate agents!

Episode 96 - Bebo for Baxter

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 23 May 2016 07:30:00 +0000

Your two favourite New Zealand guests are back, fresh from replacing their eyebrows with pubic hair. The Mean Pitties are back on the bourbs and the herbs and slinging tales of purplos in the foreskin, bringing condiments to the Queen St Carl's Jnr, creating Bebo for Baxter and poking a goat's testicals.
It's a highbrow episode that Wyatt Mama endorses and actually one the Peter Brock Award for Excellence.

Cha-hoo!

Song: Dad Jokes - Surf the Wave

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Episode 95 - Ugly Kid Joenails

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 16 May 2016 09:00:00 +0000

This week's episode is the self proclaimed 'pinnacle of podcasting' with more segments than you can poke a Batman shaped joenail at.
Financial Brah swings by with some handy tax tips for the Australian Taxation Office and investors will love our new segment, Frank Tank.

Special guest cameo by my Mum and sister who were lucky enough to be in the studio audience while this episode was getting taped.

Song: Free Time - Who Owns the Moon?

Episode 94 - Skruins FM Counting Down The Hits.mp3

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 09 May 2016 08:00:00 +0000

The votes are in and we are happy to be counting down the hits on Skruins FM with you this week.
Our interns have been tallying the votes for the last few months and we're proud to bring you the best 100 songs as voted by you, the podcast listener.

What will be number one? Hey Jude by the Beatles? Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix? The Sound of Silence by Disturbed?

We’ve got the Skruins Secret Sound, Driving Daydreaming and an enemy list that still hurts our hearts.

Come witness my dissent in to further madness.

Episode 93 - Zimbabwe Valentines

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 02 May 2016 08:30:00 +0000

I know a lot about early 200’s nu-metal and airport theories, but I didn’t know a lot about Zimbabwe. Real gap in the knowledge there. So to rectify that, this week’s episode is with two Zimbabwe locals who talk about opposing tribes, impressive literacy rates, witch doctors and getting beaten up.

There’s also a good sadza recipe in there too!

Song: Oliver Mtukudzi - Ndakuvara

Episode 92 - Reindeer Farmers

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 09:00:00 +0000

He came 9th in the World Beard and Moustache Championships and been a tour guide for over 35,000 people and now he’s on Skruins to talk about a huge range of stuff.
From BMX rivalries to eating whale to visiting a robot café in Japan, we talk about traits learnt whilst living abroad and how to grow a beard that would impress Rammstein.

Also, very happy to be bringing back the Sound FX app out of retirement for some brief cameos.

#yearofskruins

Episode 91 - Carb on Carb.mp3

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 09:30:00 +0000

New Zealand band, Carb on Carb are in the country for their Sad By Sad West tour and pop on the show to talk about baboons in South Africa, farming life, why they love Florida and to throw some shout outs to Freedom Furniture.

Give your buddy, Mazda a call and let him know you’ll be crushing up some garlic and chillin’ with Skruins for the next 59 minutes.

Song: Carb on Carb – Zuri Gaffney

Carb on Carb Aus tour dates:
April 21st - The Pheonix, Canberra
April 22nd - 24th - Sad by Sad West, Sydney
April 28th - Trainspotters, Brisbane
April 30th - Jura Books, Sydney

Episode 90 - Drunk Caddy

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 11 Apr 2016 09:30:00 +0000

I'm not super proud of this episode. Recorded on a golf course in early April, 4 friends went out and played the pilot game of Drunk Caddy, a game they had invented that involves a game of golf where the caddies get increasingly drunk.

It ends with regret, slurred speech, giggling and yelling. It's hard listening to yourself when you're drunk, but I put this up as a warning to others - don't get too drunk, it's not a fun time. Plus, I spent the night vomiting. Although, I did find a good hat on the fairway so it wasn't all bad.

Power through this one and get in touch if you want the rules of Drunk Caddy in PDF format.

Song: John Daly - Hit It Hard (Skruins Remix)

Ian Ballsack Healy, singing off.

Episode 89 - Storm Xu

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 04 Apr 2016 09:00:00 +0000

Shanghai comedian, Storm Xu is in town for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and popped in to talk about getting mugged, how all bullies become chefs, shaving rats and his plans for his comedy.

Very pleased to introduce a new segment, Paintball Brah!

Go see Storm Xu as part of the Comedy Zone Asia tour at the Comedy Festival this month!

Song: Top Floor Circus - 上海25小时

Episode 88 - Racing Striped Goatee

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 28 Mar 2016 03:00:00 +0000

Malcolm to the Jungle! We've got fun and games.

Things I didn’t know before this week’s episode:
- It was possible for veins to grow in dreads.
- There was a Crack letterbox drop in New Zealand.
- Dalvanious was a first name.
- The birth of John Goatsman.
- How to become a famous underwear sniffer.
- How to break down confidence.
- How to get free fast food.
- What pants you need to wear to a motion master.

Song: Tiki Taane - Always On My Mind

Episode 87 - Land Gulls

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 21 Mar 2016 03:00:00 +0000

There is an old wives’ tale amongst podcasters that only a select few really have what it takes to get to their 87th episode. So, it’s understandable the Skruins HQ is stoked to be able to announce we’ve just joined the prestigious ’87 Club’.

We’ve managed to raise the bar whilst wearing a Spiderman suit and concealing currency in our foreskin which is easier said than done.
Look of Love is back to keep your love life balanced and we get a nice little bow on our Tinder gifts.

This episode is proudly brought to you by no-one as we’re totally off the grid.

Song: Threat.Meet.Protocol – The Garden

Episode 86 - Good Time Parts

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 06:00:00 +0000

I once walked past a guy on Swanston St promoting his comedy show ‘Love Me Tinder’ where he was dressed as Elvis telling Tinder tales.
At work people tell me about their Tinder dates and spend breaks swiping left and right.
I’ve seen some videos and photos that people send back and fourth to each other after meeting on Tinder that were racier than a Sabrina The Teenage Witch erotic tale; but I haven’t been on Tinder. I feel like I’m missing out, so this week we got a Tinder expert – and like most words on the podcast, we use that term incredibly loosely – to talk about his Tinder tales over a glass of fine whisky.

Song: The Stiffys – King of the Internet

Episode 85 - Skruins FM

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 07 Mar 2016 05:30:00 +0000

Making sure you are rised and shined this week with Skruins FM, filling in for Hoosey and the Bozmeister making your workday fly by with some cold, hard facts and traffic updates.

This post is brought to you by Tetrasonic Panels and Diggers Insurance.

** But really, step inside and take a look at me flexing my ego in the most manic of ways.

Episode 84 - Passiona Vibes with Ricky Maymi (Brian Jonestown Massacre)

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 29 Feb 2016 03:00:00 +0000

Hi, Skruins world. Meet Ricky. He plays guitar in the Brian Jonestown Massacre and is incredibly good at breaking molars and getting idiots to leave the party.
He tells a few tour stories, shares his experience of being a producer in China as well as tour managing Chinese bands across North America.

I love it when someone comes on who hasn’t heard the podcast and rolls with everything and is easy to talk to, even more so when they travel to my house just to do it. Ricky ticks all those boxes and that’s why he rules.

Song: Carsick Cars – She Will Wait

Episode 83 - Model Gridiots with Johnny Mackay (Fascinator / Children Collide)

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 22 Feb 2016 08:30:00 +0000

We’ve got Johhny Mackay (Fascinator / Children Collide) in this week to find out who owns his face, what sort of model trains we need to get in to a cool club in the meat packing district and how he came second in a pun competition.

Financial Brah gives some more solid financial advice, we give some solid fashion advice and review Cream Theatre's new album.

Song: Fascinator – Time To Go

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Episode 82 - Andrew from Die! Die! Die! and Annabel from Miss June

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 08:30:00 +0000

This week, two of New Zealand’s finest drop in to talk about kids menus, being hit on by sleazy drummers, having Daniel Johns mess with your guitar pedals and rock star tantrums.

Song: Die! Die! Die!- Harmomy

Get the new Die! Die! Die! EP ‘What Did You Expect’ here: https://diediedie.bandcamp.com
http://facebook.com/diediedieband
http://www.diediedie.co.nz

https://facebook.com/missjunenz

http://missjune.bandcamp.com

Episode 81 - Benson

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Sun, 07 Feb 2016 07:30:00 +0000

Australian DJ and music producer, Benson is on Skruins this week to throw out some Mark Holden style touchdowns, critique my JVC television, touring with Peking Duck and playing with David Guetta.

Give it a listen and find out how someone who failed year 9 music can end up playing at some of Australia’s biggest festivals ontop of entering into internet battles with KFC.

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soundcloud.com/bensonaus
twitter.com/bensonaus
INSTAGRAM: bensonaus

Song: Benson – Hollow (feat. Thom Crawford)

It’s Britney, bitch.

Episode 80 - Bali vs Thailand

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 01 Feb 2016 08:30:00 +0000

Insert ball bearings into your penis and be serenaded with our beautiful rendition of a classic Linkin Park song.
Should you give obese people a seat on the train?
How long would you wait in a doctor’s waiting room?
Where is the Bali Hyatt python now?
How much does a garbage man make?

Chuck on your Bintang singlet, leather that skin up and park yourself outside of a bar and listen to us battle it out to find out which place is better; Bali or Thailand.

Episode 79 - Singapore Sounds

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 10:00:00 +0000

Time to pop over to Singapore now to learn all about Orchid Towers, stocking dishwashers and putting on gigs with Mac Demarco, Dune Rats, La Dispute, Kirin J Callinan to name a few. So, this episode we’ve got our good friend Mel in to tell us about all those things and more!

Personally, I think the best thing about Singapore is that you can get Twisties in the 7/11, which after living in China for years and not being able to get much else besides banana milk and eggs boiled in tea at 7/11, was a real treat.

Song: Totally Mild – Move On

Episode 78 - Minesweeper Army

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 18 Jan 2016 10:00:00 +0000

// Episode 78 out now\\

I don’t know what I’ve been told.
Skruins podcast is weekly gold.

Alright you maggots, this week we’ve got a real life Army man to make us crawl through mud in search of Sanity gift vouchers, dinger heavy tram drivers, Paul Rifleman and a Go-Pro stapled to a skull.
It’s a good episode with undefeated go-kart champion, Full Bled Mansack and our Army expert, Rambo.

Drop and give us twenty!

Song: Black Aces - Soulstealer

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Episode 77 - Trans Non Binary / Trans Masc

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 11 Jan 2016 10:30:00 +0000

It’s about time we looked a bit closer at gender identity, so on Episode 77 of Skruins and Co, we sit down with someone who identifies as a trans non binary / trans masculine and find out a bit more about what that entails.

We talk about babies being assigned a gender at birth, the want for gender neutral pronouns, bro-ing down, going on first dates and being able to feel comfortable and safe in social settings.

Song: Spike Fuck – Tomorrow We Get healthy

Episode 76 - Bok Bok Handball

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 04 Jan 2016 10:30:00 +0000

When entering your third season as a podcast, you need to go large and so we’ve called up The Mean Pitties lead singer and got him back to tell stories of grifting gold, German handball, Bok Bok and how much trapping a cat will get you in New Zealand.

We also put Aldi inside the Chinese embassy, search in vain for trolleys in Richmond, steal some bodegas and find out why the police were called because of a bag of onions and a vacuum cleaner.

Song: Bruce Haack – Blow Job

Episode 75 - New Year's Eve with The Bennies

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 28 Dec 2015 10:30:00 +0000

If you’re going to have a New Year’s Eve party in your apartment, don’t invite the Bennies over to play – they’ll bring everyone, including former AFL premiership winners.
But we still can’t think of a better way to ring in the new year than by doing a podcast with Jules and a surprisingly quiet, Anty from the Bennies.

After a huge year doing Soundwave, Golden Plains, Falls, supporting NOFX, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, doing two national tours and a great Like A Version on Triple J, the only thing they haven’t done is Skruins.

We’ve thrown many mangoes in this garbage bin for your listening pleasure!

Happy New Year!

Episode 74 - Shirtless Pool Christmas Party

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 21 Dec 2015 13:38:04 +0000

Our Christmas episode has got everything you need to get you in the holiday spirit.
We're shirtless, there is a swimming race, some secrets are told in the sauna and Financial Brah drops by to make sure you don't have any rats in the pizza box.

Whilst everyone is enjoying the holidays, Skruins will keep on churning out the golden pod hits.

Merry Christmas!

Episode 73 - Sheppasode

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 14 Dec 2015 09:30:00 +0000

Lasers from the marketplace roof, telling Shepparton truths
We’re up in the fun guy club and we’re ruthless, toothless
Chomping on primitive popcorn can’t sooth this
Aches in my legs from running to the skatepark
Toothbrush man crushing Mr. D’s in the park
Walk in to Shepparton to dack yourself on Monday
Cruise around and get stabbed on a Sunday
Message a girl for 3 years and it’s too soon
to take her to the lake and dance under the red moon
#parkour

Proudly brought to you by The Public Bar and The Old Bar

Music: Briggs - Sheplife

Episode 72 - Everything You Need To Know About Adelaide

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 10:00:00 +0000

This episode is for Pat.

Skifree champions, Cheesewater and Undercut return with a very informative episode about the great city of Adelaide. We’ve recruited an Adelaide local, The Manager fresh buying some cheese snacks and fruit drink concentrate in Rundle Mall.
He may have a dolphin forehead and swollen testiculars, but he recognises all of the strangers in Adelaide. No one throws rocks at him when he goes home.

As always, our good friend Financial Brah drops in and if you listen closely, you may hear a special Skruins bolagnaise recipe.

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar, The Public Bar and Darkwing Duck.

Episode 71 - U - You Must Ute Muster

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 10:30:00 +0000

Calling all Bundy drinkers. We’ve got cowboy on Skruins this week. He’s got the Akubra, the mammoth balls hanging from the rear vision mirror and a 6ft aerial.
He let’s us in on what a bull bar is actually for, what to say when a cop wants to throw out of the Deni Ute Musters and participating in a world record attempt.

Start boot scootin’ on your roof and hop on a mechanic bull and let Skruins do the rest.

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and Public Bar.

Episode 70 - Split Works MD, Archie Hamilton

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 10:30:00 +0000

This week, we were lucky enough to get Chinese music industry head, Archie Hamilton whilst he was in the country for the WAM and Face the Music conferences. We talk about what low level bribes are needed when putting on a festival in China, how bands get sucked into a system, meeting Gerard Way and the lessons he’s learnt from being in the music game for so long.

Song: Scalphunter – There Will Be Change

Proudly brought to you by The Public Bar and The Old Bar.

Episode 69 - T - Travel Tips Cheese Tits

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 16 Nov 2015 10:00:00 +0000

In this episode, we set out to teach people about the world beyond our backyard, to set alight the flame of travel. Did we succeed? Only you can tell. Or if you want a spoiler, we totally failed.
But nonetheless, we do move in turds and we recorded this episode from an embassy protecting Sadam Hussein’s body.
Put on your French cowboy hat, get your Egyptian cotton passport stamped and we’ll see you on the other side.

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and the Public Bar.

Episode 68 - T - No More Talking Trash

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 10:30:00 +0000

We’ve decided to take a break from the constant trash talking we seem to do and get serious. We’re not super young anymore. We have real adult responsibilities, so no matter how much we want to know if NASA have to plan for astronauts wanking in space, we’re not going to bring it up. Nope. We’re going to talk about being a hard-working musician. We’re going to talk about our finances and getting in the stock market.

It’s time we grow up, and we’d love for you to grow up with us this week.

Love always,
Peter Bognitch and Dr. Grey.

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Song: The Sunset Club – Over and Over

Episode 67 - George Moore the Snake Man

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 02 Nov 2015 10:30:00 +0000

Always on call, snake catcher George Moore tells of incredible tales from getting bitten by a red belly black snake, to crawling under houses with red backs all over his back, to illegally working at a Swedish zoo , feeding apes in Morocco and travelling through Syria and Jordan.
So get in to snake mode, don’t get bitten on the neck and learn all about the world of a snake catcher.

And yes, don’t worry, I ask him about Snakes on a Plane and how snakes have sex.

Proudly brought to you The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Song: Motorhead – Snake Bite Love

Episode 66 - R - Boris Putin

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 26 Oct 2015 10:00:00 +0000

Back in the dank and we’re bound for gloryhole. This week we talk to someone who can walk us through the finer points of making love on a bus as well as where to buy postcards in Vietnam.
We reach out to our new friend, Dale Weightman as we move in with builders dressed in lycra.
Don’t breathe in the bin wind this week, my friends and remember, your body is the one true God. O’Doyle rules!

Proudly brought to you by The Public Bar and The Old Bar.

Song: Milk Teddy – Suburbs Mystery

Episode 66 - The Life and Times of a Calculated Risk part 3

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 19 Oct 2015 10:30:00 +0000

Scream 3, Blade 3, Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted. We’ve learnt that the best things come in threes, so we’ve got part 3 of The Life and Times of a Calculated Risk.
We catch up and see how his trip to Bali was drinking fermented coconut water and then as conversations do, we moved on to being a fire and flood restoration technician, the long term effects of using meth and being admin for the Orhpan Black fan page.

We also get a look into what it was like on the grounds during the anti-mosque protests that for some reason keep happening in Bendigo even though Shepparton has four mosques and they haven’t been overrun with terrorists.

Proudly sponsored by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Song: South Acid Mimi Dance Team -控制

Episode 65 - Q - Quiztellica

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 12 Oct 2015 09:30:00 +0000

Think you know a lot about cringe worthy nu-metal and early Metallica? Well, you probably do. It's facts about 36 Crazyfists and Re-Load that take up valuable brain space that has most likely resulted in you dropping out of your nursing course. Life's hard. We all feel it. But you need not feel alone any longer, for Skruins has your back.
We know heaps about garbage! What Sevendust member was dating which Coal Chamber member, what the name of Mudvayne's album means, how Lars got his snare sound for St. Anger - but sadly, we still can't answer where do you shit in the suburbs?

Proudly brought to you by the Old Bar and the Public Bar.

Song: The Wolves lives at High Voltage Fest, 2000.

Episode 64 - P - Stuart Grant from Primitive Calculators

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 05 Oct 2015 10:30:00 +0000

Very excited to have Stuart Grant from the Primitive Calculators on this week’s Skruins podcast! He shares what St. Kilda was like in the mid 70’s, taking drugs, being a wedding singer, hosting Rage, becoming Mr. Bum, the new semi-positive direction of the band and wanting to change the world.

“When punk happened, we thought that something more important than that was happening”

Song: Primitive Calculators – Why

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Episode 63 - O - Offspring Regrets

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 11:30:00 +0000

A very special episode featuring my two favourites, Kenny G and Moleman! Yes, in-between screaming at footballers and vomiting on the Great Wall, we finally secured Moleman for an episode.
We talk about getting sandwiched by Richmond players, the Australian gun amnesty, bread in a can, post-natal depression and why she made me wear sandals and socks to school!

Proudly sponsored by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Episode 62 - N - Nu-Metal Heroes

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 21 Sep 2015 11:30:00 +0000

We've done the appropriate research and this is what the people want. More nu-metal references.
Brace yourself for the most agreeable Skruins yet with the best Korn impressions you'll ever hear, lighter burns from Fred Durst, a piss habit you've developed from your Dad and a Bean Boozled eat off.

So, shitbags unite and come with us on a walk down nu-metal memory lane.

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Song: Sunk Loto - Lift

Episode 61 - M - Mark Wilson (Jet)

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 14 Sep 2015 11:00:00 +0000

This week we welcome, Mark Wilson, bass player for Jet and all round nice guy. He tells us why you shouldn't leave your wallet on stage at Madison Square Garden, what it's like performing at the VMAs and how to get a song in a Spiderman movie as well as breaking the first rule of Fight Club.

So stop playing your boss' head like a bongo drum and help me decide what sport to play.

Proudly sponsored by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Song: Oscar Key Sung - Brush

Episode 60 - M - Major Label Blues

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Ever dreamt of being in a huge band, signed to a major label and doing big international festivals? Well, this week’s episode may squash all those dreams and make your inevitable job managing a General Pants store seem a lot better.

We talk to a guy who flew too close to the major label dream only to end up on Skruins talking of having dead rats thrown at him, having your grammar critiqued by Cheap Trick,, eating a horrible parma in Bathhurst and getting kicked out of Hyde Park.

Such is crabs.

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Episode 58 - K - King Carrot

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 24 Aug 2015 11:30:00 +0000

Fresh from driving Trophy Eyes all around North America on their recent Vans Warped tour, is our second cousin, King Carrot.
He tells some road dawg tales and explains that looking for Pie Face in New York is a waste of time.
So, wash your face in orange juice and get your fancy tickled this week on Skruins.

Song: Trophy Eyes – Convalescence

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and The Public Bar

King Carrot’s podcast: Home is where the van is

Episode 56 - I - Talking Insurance with God Bows To Math

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 10 Aug 2015 11:30:00 +0000

New Zealand's, God Bows To Math come on down to Docklands to infringe upon our parking regulations and discuss the finer things in life, like insurance claims.
Would you be liable if your semen blocked your apartment building's drain? Find out the answer in this week's Skruins.

Can an autistic sheep find happiness and were Helen Hunt and Rob Thomas seperated at birth? I think you'll find the answer to both is a big, fat, resounding 'no'.

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Buy the new God Bows To Math album, 'Brighter Futures' through Muzai Records.
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Episode 55 - H - Healthy Plucka Lungs

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 03 Aug 2015 12:00:00 +0000

Warning with this episode. Sound quality is a bit rough and for some weird reason there is some clicking at random points. Haunted mixing desk, maybe.
But if you think a school excursion to see some ferrets, biting a mole off your arm, doing a scavenger hunt in a cemetery and finding out why dugs are so prevalent in Bendigo is cool beans then could be worth a listen.
Oh, and also a girl talks about her horrible, sweaty brush with death!

This week, maybe not so proudly brought to you by the Old Bar and the Public Bar.

Song by Reykjavictim. Get his stuff here: http://reykjavictim.bandcamp.com

Episode 54 - G - Getaway to Coolac

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 27 Jul 2015 12:00:00 +0000

Want to get inside the head of a 15 year old just to see what makes them tick? What's it like going to high school in 2015 when everyone has social media and a camera in their pocket? Do boys still form a circle around two girls and chant 'kiss, kiss' until they kiss?
Find out all that and less on this week's Skruins!
We've driving two long hours to do a podcast in our spitural home, Coolac with the three Coolac boys. They spray themselves with chocolate Lynx, check the 'Gram and hand mix cement in the South Australian desert; all for your entertainment!

Song: Japan For - A Drink for the Road

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Episode 53 - F - Fanging Fatgina

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 11:00:00 +0000

I was there during the recording and still have no idea what happened in this podcast! What started with a chicken wench making a noise quickly turned in to a burping competition sponsored by Scrotox. Brace yourself for a world of nonsense like a limestone cowboy.

Also, good news! The app is back!

Proudly sponsored by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Episode 52 - E - Macheezmo

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 13 Jul 2015 11:30:00 +0000

E is for expat and so we got ourselves a real life American to come on and share his tales of getting punched in the head, basketball riots, his hometown crazy and we ponder who exactly directed the cult cinematic masterpiece, Jack?
Plus rants on why Uber is the new ambulance and the constant presence of the Mankini.

Song: Unwound - Scarlette

Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Episode 51 - Interlock Witness

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 06 Jul 2015 11:15:00 +0000

People in life can get rubbed down to a boring nub. It's easier to remain neautral and innoffensive just to get through the day. That's how old people seem to settle on Bingo as a main activity; no one gets hurt, no one gets offended.
Which is why it's incredibly nice to have guests like this. A self confessed bogan who has put his penis through an incredible amount of pain tells of his drink driving experience and whilst managing to survive without hurting anyone else, the court appearances, interlock fitting and pure expense of a toughtless act should steer anyone away from getting behind the wheel if they've had a few drinks.

Proudly sponsored by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

Song: Witch Hats - In the Mortuary

Episode 50 - Chris and Bosma from The Smith Street Band

skruinsandco@gmail.com (Skruins and Co Breakfast Show) — Mon, 29 Jun 2015 11:00:00 +0000

The big 5 - 0! Celebrate good times with Chris and Bosma from one of Australia's hardest working and nicest bands, The Smith Street Band. Be ushered behind the merch tent to be strip searched and be probed with tales about the road, the beginning, the scrotom and the future.

Song: The Smith Street Band - South East Facing Wall

Proudly sponsored by The Old Bar and The Public Bar.

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