The Jane-Way - A Star Trek Voyager podcast

47. 198 Decisions

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Wed, 02 Nov 2022 06:00:54 +0000

Season 2 Recap. 26 episodes and 198 decisions have led us here. Will Season 2 turn out as a Right Way, Wrong Way, or Jane-Way? Reprogram your bodily functions, grab your closest jiggly rock and listen in to find out.

What to expect from episode 47: 198 Dec

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46. It’s a Twaaap!

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Wed, 28 Sep 2022 11:18:34 +0000

Basics 1. Be careful not to suffer from exploding desk syndrome or shear stupidity and let a bunch of half-wit Kazons and Seska peck you to death like ducks and steal your ship! Join Liam and Suzanne in part 1 of the season 2 finale.

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45. Covid Pi110 Variant

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Wed, 24 Aug 2022 06:00:48 +0000

Resolutions. Liam and Suzanne have made it to New Earth and they have so many questions. How does a burrowing insect get through all of those uniform layers? How do they fill that bathtub up? Being stranded with an Angry Warrior, where do we sign up?

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44. He’s Got 12″ Energy

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Tue, 26 Jul 2022 02:18:06 +0000

Tuvix. Join Sobrasuziam – the sexy mash up of Liam, Suzanne, and guests, Brandi and Sohail – to definitively answer this question: was it murder? Where did those plastic containers go in Tuvix? Just what body parts were dominant? Is Tuvix edib…

43. Vermillion Alert

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Wed, 22 Jun 2022 08:13:07 +0000

The Thaw. “VERMILLION ALERT! All hands to interference stations, I’m about to interfere with a society that doesn’t need my help!” Join Liam & Suzanne talk about this clown heavy episode, and list out all of Harry Kim’s d…

42. First Contact, Fist Contact

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 02 Jun 2022 06:00:02 +0000

Innocence. Liam and Suzanne have figured out that the crew of Voyager just really enjoy descrating gravesites. The conversation delves into glitter unicorns, a Skynet situation, Chaneway, and dual Tuvok fingers. Just what are leadership eyebrows anyways?

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41. Mammary Pulse

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 19 May 2022 02:31:43 +0000

Deadlock. Fire off a mammary pulse to bring your ship back in phase and join Liam and Suzanne for a very complicated episode whereby we ask the important questions – scaly or chapped nips? Which Janeway can out-Jane-Way the other Janeway?

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40. Poor Packing Skills

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 21 Apr 2022 06:00:41 +0000

Investigations. Liam and Suzanne drop in on A Briefing With Neelix to discuss questionable cheesemongers, Tom’s lack of packing skills, and (checks notes) nostril fisting?!

Investigations is the episode where Janeway, in her infinite wisdom, provides…

39. The Seska Subroutine

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 07 Apr 2022 08:00:57 +0000

Lifesigns. Pashing in a 1950s car may be Tom’s ideal date, but not for the Doctor! Liam and Suzanne chat about the personal growth in the Doctor, the sad life of a Vidiian, and coin a new term for something… What exactly is the Seska Subroutin…

38. Science E.D.

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 24 Mar 2022 08:00:12 +0000

Death Wish. Join Liam and Suzanne as they wade into the deep conversations brought about in this episode. Such as, was that really rabbit and what is going on with John de Lancie’s lips?! Also, watch out for ANTS!

What to expect from episode 38: Scie

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37. 110% Lubed

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 10 Mar 2022 08:00:22 +0000

Dreadnought. NSFW. Lube up and get ready to get as sweaty as Lt Torres. Join us with guest Char to talk about another time where a sentient piece of machinery is trying to destroy something. Was Janeway Pi-110’ing for someone she’s never met t…

36. Furry Finger Facial

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 08:00:54 +0000

Meld. There are things in the Star Trek Universe that you don’t know you need until you realise it exists. One of those things ia a furry finger facial from our friend, Neelix. Join Liam + Suzanne as they talk through this fantastic episode!

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35. Glorified Magikarp

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 03:56:43 +0000

Threshold. NSFW. Liam and Suzanne throw open their space doors to special guest, Brandi, to talk about one of the more… out there episodes of Voyager. Does Neelix get waxed, is Janeway ‘sturdy,’ and just what does Paris Delight taste lik…

34. My Fair Kazon

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Sat, 22 Jan 2022 12:17:33 +0000

Alliances. Telegram! You have been invited to the event of the Season hosted by the Queen of Diplomacy, Katherine Janeway! Join Liam and Suzanne see just how many Jane-ways they can give out in one episode.

What to expect from episode 34. My Fair Kazon?

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33. Pleasurebot Dome

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 23 Dec 2021 08:00:10 +0000

Prototype. Welcome to the Pleasurebot Dome! Liam and Suzanne are at it again and now they are seeking sponsors. Watch out for the Dombot, unless that’s what you’re into. Really, WTH was Janeway thinking?!

32. Talaxian Love Juices

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Wed, 08 Dec 2021 08:00:43 +0000

Resistance. Liam & Suzanne wonder whether they hit a new low in this episode as they try and work out what Telerium is. They also talk about female anatomy and sexually frustrated make-up artists. Was this a right way, a wrong way, or a Janeway?

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31. Next on Jerry Springer

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 25 Nov 2021 08:00:48 +0000

Maneuvers. Nothing says I love you like taking the DNA of a man and impregnating yourself with it. Join us as we talk about this episode, Kazon Periodontal Disease, and some well needed service and maintenance. Oh, Seska, we love you!

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30. Mindgasm

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 11 Nov 2021 08:00:25 +0000

Cold Fire. Liam and Suzanne are back to talk about the OP Ocampa, Kes, in this episode. Is Kes stronger than Captain Marvel, the Eternals, and Isabelle from Smash Bros? We don’t know because we don’t bring it up, but its a fun thought to have,…

29. Show Me the Beltran Booty!

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 28 Oct 2021 08:00:17 +0000

Tattoo. Neelix is an Australian? A Voyager/Sharknado crossover? Liam and Suzanne talk about these things and more. Also, why, why, why was there a butt double?! Plus, the return of FanFic!

28. Get a Little Somethin’ Somethin’

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 19:06:33 +0000

Persistence of Vision. Shove an awful cucumber sandwich in your mouth and listen to Liam and Suzanne talk about the final Janeway Eyre episode. Liam also reads out Janeway’s demand list when she was given command of Voyager!

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27. A Jovial Blow

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 26 Aug 2021 08:00:04 +0000

Parturition. Suzanne and Liam got the vapours during this episode as they started shipping Neelix and picked on Harry Kim’s inability to blow Tom’s clarinet. Grab your nearest bottle of glandular secretions, and take a listen!

26. Sock Puppet Kink

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 08:00:45 +0000

Twisted. Taking a stroll, on the move, going for walkies, no matter how you say it there’s a lot of wandering around. Liam and Suzanne explore the pheno-Mahna-Mahna, argue about fondant, and speculate about Chakotay’s self Oo-moxx ear tugging.…

25. Space Grindr

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 29 Jul 2021 08:00:08 +0000

“Non-Sequitur” What better way to celebrate a boring episode, than with a guest! Liam and Suzanne are joined by Starfleet Boy (Sohail), as they talk about homosexual Pon Farr, the God that is Danny Byrd, and put on drunk offensive Italian acce…

24. Chakotay Writes Fanfic

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 15 Jul 2021 08:00:35 +0000

Elogium. Grab hold of a hopper stopper and join Liam and Suzanne as they learn about Ocampan puberty, space sperm, and the secret of the Voyager’s sexiness. It’s those pivoting nacelles.

23. Do Holograms Poop?

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 01 Jul 2021 08:00:44 +0000

Projections. What is real and what isn’t real? Liam and Suzanne get very confused in this episode about their own show’s premise! They also talk about Josh Holloway, BBC News, Neelix Grunting, and a long discussion about holodeck fluids……

22. Grabbin’ the Stone and Gettin’ High

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 17 Jun 2021 08:00:47 +0000

Initiations. Liam and Suzanne venture behind the doors of Voyager’s public bathroom just off of the Mess Hall and discover Voyager’s take on playing Marco Polo. Grab some jalfrezi or baklava, and prepare yourself for a creepy Kazon kiss.

21. USS Big Booty Ship

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 03 Jun 2021 08:00:04 +0000

The 37s. Let Season 2 commence! Join Liam and Suzanne as they go through this incredibly convenient episode, where Janeway fangirls over A PERIOD E A R H A R T. Is this a Jane-Way? We also touch on anal probing, manure, and Dolly!

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20. Get Straight to the Meat

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 20 May 2021 08:00:54 +0000

Season 1 Review. We learn that consent is always required, and courtesy lube is a must when there is science to be done! Did we end up with a Right Way, Wrong Way, or Jane-Way?

19. Bio-Neural Lube

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 08:00:59 +0000

Learning Curve. NSFW. Liam is tipsy from gin in this Season 1 finale episode where he and Suzanne talk about Janeway’s decisions in Learning Curve. Do we get a Jane-Way? We also talk about greek yoghurt, hazing, some pornstar, and The Crown.

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18. He Blinded Her With Science

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:10 +0000

How do sticky pool tables, House Harkonnen, and the Love Boat tie into the episode ‘Jetrel’? Which decision was the most Janeway of Jane-Ways? Liam and Suzanne are joined by Brandi Jackola to dive deep into this episode. Science boners for all…

17. What if it Comes Off?

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 08:00:46 +0000

“Faces.” Join Liam and Suzanne as they look at Janeway’s decisions in this B’Elanna centric episode. We also talk about a little known unfortunate side effect of the Phage, a little bit about Prodigy, and also… tax? Did we get a Ja…

16. It’s Yogurt!

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 04 Mar 2021 08:00:03 +0000

Put on your best Victorian outfit, grab a bowl of garlic soup, some sweet tea and join Liam and Suzanne as they analyze our dear Captain’s decisions in ‘Cathexis.’ Beware, they are giving out half points again!

15. Farewell Schnitzel

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 08:00:49 +0000

Heroes and Demons! Liam, Suzanne, and Kennedy from Women at Warp go through this stupid episode (and Liam gets to say that as he’s writing the notes!) but we spice it up as we talk about Janeway twerking, schnitzels, and Wonder Woman. Was this a Jan…

14. Drippy Wet Mood Caves

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 04 Feb 2021 08:00:05 +0000

In this surprisingly musical episode, Liam and Suzanne take on “State of Flux” where we find Seska is working with the Kazon! We also find out that Suzanne likes spoons & Liam gets a small lesson on 90s underwear. Were things done the Jane…

13. Orgasm Wind

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 21 Jan 2021 08:00:26 +0000

Somehow Liam and Suzanne talking about ‘Prime Factors’ careens into personal grooming, Bluey, garlic bread with whipped cream, and synonyms.

12. 2-Ply Shroud: More Absorbent!

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 07 Jan 2021 08:00:18 +0000

Liam and Suzanne are joined by Bruce Gibson of POSITIVELY TREK to go through the Harry Kim centric episode, “Emanations.” Somehow Guinan’s hats show up, as well as Mark Twain and Grand Nagus Zek impressions?

11. Cheelix

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:00:33 +0000

Our Season 2 rewrite brings a few new characters to our Voyager crew, and we cannot wait to introduce you to Elizabeth, Owen, and Quinn!

10. Hercule Tuvok

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 10 Dec 2020 08:00:14 +0000

In this episode, Liam and Suzanne take a look at Janeway’s decisions in “Ex Post Facto.” They also talk about Tuvok as Hercule Poirot, some random movie called Enemy Mine, and our lusty felonious pilot, Lieutenant Hornbag.

9. Armstrongulan

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 26 Nov 2020 08:00:48 +0000

Join Liam and Suzanne as they discuss not only the command decisions in “Eye of the Needle,” but also Ocamapan mullets, Universal Space Time, and Janeway’s odd choice of sleepwear. Seriously, why does it have pants?!

8. Sex Cabin

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 12 Nov 2020 08:00:38 +0000

There’s coffee in that nebula! Join Liam, Suzanne, and special guest Nick aka Ketwolski as they look at Janeway’s decisions in “The Cloud.” Be warned. We get rather explicit talking about Tom’s holographic sex cabin, Chakotay…

7. Vidiian Downton Abbey

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 29 Oct 2020 08:00:15 +0000

“Phage” introduced a new adversary to our intrepid crew. Liam and Suzanne delve into this episode and discover many things; kitchen fires, hangry Janeway, eyebrow pubes, and a possible guest star spot for Oprah just to name a few.

Hosts:
Liam Sm…

6. Marge the Maquis Receptionist

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 15 Oct 2020 08:00:24 +0000

Bacon, Lettuce. and Tomato. Nothing quite like it. Oh, wait, we mean B’Elanna Torres, there is no one quite like her! In this episode of The Jane-Way, Liam and Suzanne talk about BLT, Suzanne’s cat does some funny business, and Suzanne is also…

5. The Dumb-Way

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 01 Oct 2020 08:00:21 +0000

“Time and Again,” what can we say about it? Confection bars, questionable clothing, death, and more come up when Liam and Suzanne take a hard look at our Captain’s decisions in this season one episode.

Hosts:
Liam Smart & Suzanne Willi…

4. Suck on Omega, Discovery

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Sat, 19 Sep 2020 15:10:34 +0000

The Omega Directive is one of Voyager’s best episodes, and there are rumours that Discovery season 3 may feature the Omega molecule! On this episode of The Jane-Way, Liam and Suzanne talk about how Omega could fit into Discovery.

Hosts:
Liam Smart &am…

3. It’s Too Big for the Hole

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 03 Sep 2020 08:00:12 +0000

Liam and Suzanne continue to analyze Janeway’s decisions in Voyager’s second episode, “Parallax.” Somehow, Lily Tomlin and a waving balloon man tie into this particular episode.

Hosts:
Liam Smart & Suzanne Williamson

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Suzann…

2. Borg Grocery Store

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 20 Aug 2020 08:00:32 +0000

In the second episode of The Jane-Way, Liam and Suzanne chat about the creation of Star Trek: Voyager, their love for the show, and their favourite characters. Unfortunately one of the hosts thinks that Joe Carey is good…

Hosts:
Liam Smart & Suza…

1. Maj Trump

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Thu, 06 Aug 2020 08:00:21 +0000

In the first episode of THE JANE-WAY, Liam and Suzanne tackle Captain Kathryn Janeway’s behaviour in Voyager’s pilot episode, “Caretaker.” Did Captain Janeway approach things the right way, the wrong way, or the Jane-Way?

Hosts:
Liam…

0. Introducing The Jane-Way

holosuitemedia@gmail.com (Holosuite Media) — Sun, 28 Jun 2020 14:53:56 +0000

Welcome to THE JANE-WAY: A STAR TREK: VOYAGER Podcast.

Meet your hosts, Suzanne Williamson & Liam Smart, as they talk you through what to expect from their new show.

Hosts: Suzanne Williamson / Liam Smart
Facebook listeners group: https://www.facebook.co…