<![CDATA[Episode 36: We're back! And we brought cum!]]></h1> <article> <h1>Episode 36: We're back! And we brought cum!</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Sun, 18 Jul 2021 16:10:21 GMT</p> <p>Okay, okay, okay. I get it. You’re upset you had to wait almost 2 years to hear our beautiful voices through your speakers or ear buds. Don’t get mad at us. Be happy that we’re back and we’re better than ever! We might even switch to a better podcast name. How swagger is that? Well, I’m sure you would like to know about what we talk about in this episode and you don’t want to read my dragging thoughts. Maybe you do. I don’t actually know what you’re thinking because I cant read minds. We discuss why we haven’t had a new episode in a long time. Then we talk about our initiative to bring cuming back. After that, we discuss Aedans mouth and how big it is. Allan asks Aedan some questions and Aedan gets honest. Carlos shares his thoughts about Texas and how it as a state has never been wrong. This is not an episode you are going to want to miss. TRUST ME. Also, if you read all of this, I have feelings for you so request a dollar from my cashapp $aedan333. Who knows maybe ill send it ;)</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 34: Salad Days</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 02 Jan 2020 19:15:31 GMT</p> This episode is sponsored by John R. Piper consulting and mediation based out of Rochester, NY and Charlottesville, VA. Hey little Johnsons listeners! John Piper aka Jman joins a he LJP this week along with his step son Arron. We learn about his life and gain advice for our future. This is an episode you WILL NOT want to miss! Tune in! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 33: Name 5 Virgins</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 26 Dec 2019 18:44:11 GMT</p> <p>ATTENTION! Little Johnsons Podcast listeners! You guys are in for a treat! We are joined by new guests Spencer. and AJ aka Atticus. Reoccurring guest, Melvin, is also here along with our friend Ben that arrives LATE. We start off talking about the recent ASAP Rocky and DaBaby leaks. Then, we get into all the weird stuff that we have done in the past. Next, we ask about the first time you watched porn or got caught. Then we ask our guests about how they lost their virginity. We end the pod with our album of the year picks. We really enjoyed making this treat for you. TUNE IN!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 32: Double Digits</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 20:06:23 GMT</p> <p>Hello valuable viewers of the podcast. Welcome back to another week of laughs and knowledge. Aedan graduated college and is now back in Rochester. We are joined by guests Giacomo and Arron. We get into a deep subject of how the entertainment industry is effecting lives. Then we discuss how Arron and Giacomo lost their virginity. We then get into a Giacomo specific question, would you have sex with the green M&M. Tune in!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 31: Aedan's Authentic Life</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 12 Dec 2019 19:00:00 GMT</p> <p>Welcome back listeners of the Little Johnsons Podcast. This week we have a special episode for yall with your favorite podcast hosts. We start off getting right into the juice, asking the right questions, "would yall let a girl vibe in your room?" Aedan then talks about his new personal philosophy and way to live. Carlos no longer has a cough. True listeners will know that he had one in past episodes. Then Aedan asks the age old question, if you could only listen to 5 artists for the rest of your life, who would they be? Allan then talks about a tweet he saw about Osama Bin Laden's niece. We discuss the passing of Juicewrld. Allans needs some advice on sending nut videos so we tell him how to spice it up. Then we get into pod favorite topic "whats got you peeved?" We finish off with discussing how allan has a beeper brain. Don't miss this episode. It's a good one. TUNE IN!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 30: Beef Strokingoff</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 05 Dec 2019 19:00:00 GMT</p> <p>Did you guys miss us? Don't worry we're back hehe ;) This week we are joined by two VERY special guests DJ Luciflare (JJ) and DJ Chreath (Chris). We get right into the juice with our new segment for all new guests where we ask how they lost their virginity. We get into the fan favorite topic "whats got you peeved". Then we talk about the holidays and how we decided to spend them. Then we get into some DJ talk. We ask the 3 DJs in the booth some questions that you would want the answers to. Some of these questions include, but are not limited to, how much pussy have you gotten from being a DJ? or How did you start as a DJ? TUNE IN!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 29: In Your Butt</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 28 Nov 2019 19:00:00 GMT</p> <p>Hey :) How are our dedicated Little Johnsons doing on this fine holiday? We bring to you a very special episode today that we hope you share with your family during dinner. We start off talking about everything butts. We then discuss the order we would wish to be in the human centipede. We then discuss our VERY interesting lives. We then switch the conversation to etiquette when jacking off. We finish it off by getting scientific so you're NOT going to want to miss it. TUNE IN!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 28: Weed Mines</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 21 Nov 2019 19:00:00 GMT</p> <p>Hello again! Welcome back or if it's your first time here WELCOME! This is a very special episode as we have two very special guests. You favorite podcast hosts are joined by Will Cornfield and Hannah Maclagger. We start off by talking about Will's home "city" Corning, New York. Then we get into Big Sean making Jhene Aiko orgasm 9 times in 24 hrs. We then give investing advice for everyone that may go through and AI overthrow. We keep you guys up to date with how much we have been nutting in November. We then discuss who would win in a fight between Benjamin Franklin and Nelson Mandela. We then finish off the pod with your favorite segment, "Whats got you peeved?". It's a good one so you're not gonna want to miss it. TUNE IN!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 27: Every Dom Is Different</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 14 Nov 2019 19:00:00 GMT</p> <p>Welcome back lovers of the Little Johnsons Podcast. A special episode is in store for your ears this week. Carlos believes that he would survive a second Ice Age and hopes it happens. We get into a discussion about how much our partners chastity would be worth to us. Then we get into the fascinating world of armpit kinks. Then we get into the fan favorite segment, "what's got us peeved?". Then we get into the hot topic of Drake being booed at Camp Flog Gnaw. We then tell you what to order for us on Grubhub if you're feeling generous. We finish off with the topic that everyone has asked us "Do we eat butt?". Tune in!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 26: Ruin My Bottom Line</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 07 Nov 2019 19:00:00 GMT</p> <p>We have a fun size episode for our cherished listeners this week. We start this amazing episode off with why we wouldn't take our exes back. Then we get into what makes music good and bad. Then, Rio I hope you're reading this, we suggest that our friend of the pod, Rio Thake, go by a new name. Then we talk about the fare evasion in New York City. Then we get into what has us peeved this past week. Have you ever had a bad day at work? Well we have too and we talk about that on this episode as well. All of this and MORE. Tune in!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 25: Y'all Ever Heard?</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 31 Oct 2019 18:00:00 GMT</p> <p>If you have ever wondered very specific questions about your favorite podcast hosts then this is the episode for you. We start off talking about our amazing weekends and then get into a new segment called "What's Got You Peeved". Then, we get into the meat. We get into the good stuff. We talk about movies we've watched. We talk about video games we've played. We talk about it all. This is not an episode you're going to want to miss. TUNE IN!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 24: Carlos Takes A Mic</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 24 Oct 2019 18:00:00 GMT</p> <p>Hello listeners of the Little Johnsons Podcast that read the description of every episode. You are loved. This week we are joined by Court and her and Allan tell us about their time in Texas together. We discuss the new and improved wholesome Boonk Gang. Carlos and Allan have a face off to see who is the bigger explorer. We also discuss our spooky Halloweekend plans. To top it off we get political and talk about homogenous societies. This is just a little itty bitty taste for you so you're going to want to listen to the whole thing to try the whole thing. TUNE IN!</p> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 23: How To Check In Online</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 17 Oct 2019 18:51:57 GMT</p> This special episode is super special. We open up the episode talking about how our days are going just like you, our audience, like. Then, we immediately go into talking about CONDOMS. Next, Allan and Carlos try to talk dirty to Aedan to get him in the mood to talk dirty and give them a taste. Allan tells us about his trip he is about to make to Texas and checks in ON POD. We all share every story about every scar on our body in great detail. All of this AND MORE on this episode of The Little Johnsons Podcast. Tune in! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 22: White People Are Dying</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 10 Oct 2019 18:00:00 GMT</p> We know that you have missed us, but luckily for you, we're back. We talk about how we might have one of our friends on a future podcast. We answer the question that you all wanted to ask but were too scared to, is Carlos nasty? As a boxer, Carlos gives his take on who his favorite boxers are. We discuss dying by firing squad and how we would want to die if we were on death row. Allan gets political and tells us how universal income and universal health care will help the country. We argue about whether or not all skittles taste the same. Allan talks about his FaceTime date scheduled and boy does he have a surprise for y'all. Carlos takes us through the usual night at his house watching Gotham. Stay tuned till the end if you want to find Allan's foreskin. </article> <article> <h1>Episode 21: Every Last Inch</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 03 Oct 2019 20:46:03 GMT</p> Boy do we have a special episode for our favorite people in the world (the listeners of the podcast). We are joined by reoccurring guest Melvin, and two new guests Shawn Smith aka Simplypops and Debeli. If you want to learn something new listen to this episode. We start off paying homage to the podcasts we were inspired by. Simplypops gets into tech talk and shares what he thinks of the new iPhone. Allan tells the world that he no longer thinks that Eminem is a top 3 rapper. Homie court proceeds and this time it is Carlos vs. Allan's foreskin. Simplypops spills the beans on getting cut after 20 years. Aedan talks about how we are currently witnessing history. Carlos comes out as a vegetarian. This is one episode you're not going to want to miss. You are guaranteed to learn something! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 20: Getty Images Dick</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 26 Sep 2019 16:59:32 GMT</p> Hello prized listeners of The Little Johnsons Podcast. The energy in this episode is spectacular. We are joined by two guests, Melvin and Hen (aka King Chilla aka Jared Hendryx). We discuss times where we were finessed by women and Rochester beats. We talk about male wiping habits for after peeing. We get intellectual and talk about the bombing in Saudi Arabia and how that might change the future. We tell the United States Military that they can have anyone and everyone before we going the draft. Hen says if you buy girls drinks then you're giving off predator vibes. Discussions about first date beats occur. Have you ever wanted to know about the myth of women shooting their shot with you? Well you're in luck because we debunk this myth. TUNE IN! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 19: Charlie Takes (her top off) Over</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 17:42:21 GMT</p> This week we have a lot of guests and a couple first-time guests. Cris* (Producer of the intro track), and Melvin join us again. King Chilla, aka Jared Hendryx aka Hen, Charlotte Fogle, and Hannah Maclagger (studio audience member from a previous episode) are on the mic for the first time and boy are they super excited. To start off, Allan wants to know why he can't be friends with kids. Hen has an exclusive Little Johnson taste test of an alcoholic drink. We get into a new segment called Dream Sharing, where, you guessed it, we share our dreams and NIGHTMARES (spooky). Everyone argues with Allan about how humans aren't the animal with the most endurance, but guess who wins the argument. Aedan gets canceled for reasons he doesn't quite understand. We all talk about our views of premium Snapchat and OnlyFans and how the Little Johnsons can be successful with this trend. The ending is something you're not going to want to miss. Hen shares the greatest sexual experience he has ever had and tells you how you can experience it as well. TUNE IN! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 18: Oh My Days</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:35:38 GMT</p> This week we have the most international podcast that we have ever recorded. Famous international model from London, UK, Rio Thake joins us in the studio. Aedan tells about his frightening run in with a man with a scarf in New York City. Allan shares that he just DJed the biggest bar in Rochester so no he is looking for his own venue. Carlos google searches Rio after Rio google searches himself and finds some very scandalous information. Allan tries to figure out whether these new leeches in his friend group want him or the clout. Rio and Allan discuss what ages are the worst. Rio's mum comes in to tell us about his child acting career. Is Antonio Brown the next Jesus, we discuss this. Rio says that Allan's tweets are a bit mad and they get in a huge argument over it. We finish the ep off discussing whether or not we would want two holes in our butt. TUNE IN! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 17: Focus On Womenz</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 05 Sep 2019 17:56:56 GMT</p> This episode is for the women that listen to the podcast or any other gender you identify as. Your 3 favorite podcasts hosts cooked up an episode that might get you into deep thought. It might cause you to cry and laugh all within an hour. I give you this warning now but its not to stop you from listening to the most relevant podcast in the world. We talk about what town is not worth living in. Aedan dives deep into his sexting interests and how he's on a new wave of feminism. Allan gets into how weirdos don't have friends for a reason (cause they're weird). We talk about women. Allan gets into his conspiracy theory about port-a-potties. We talk about women AGAIN. All of this on this episode of THE LITTLE JOHNSONS PODCAST. Tune in so you don't miss anything good! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 16: Pop a Popper</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 29 Aug 2019 17:29:56 GMT</p> Boy do we have a treat for you this week. We are joined by our friends Tim Schuler, JPolev, and Nate Bikerace. After JPolev gets us started with an incredible cold open, the momentum never stops. We talk about how Tim recently got in a twitter fight with comedian Ricky Gervais. We discuss whether or not we think Mark Zuckerberg has said the "n" word. Allan and JPolev give hot takes about recent albums that were released. We get into the topic everyone loves, sex. Tim explains to us what a popper is and talks with Allan about their experiences cock and ball torture. To finish it off, you hear Carlos' soothing voice talking to you about a conspiracy theory he has had FOR YEARS. Tune in fellas, your ears will thank you. </article> <article> <h1>Episode 15: New Weirdo Every Week</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:05:37 GMT</p> We are back with another podcast that many guests. Were joined by Tim Schuler, Gabby (Muscle Mochi on OnlyFans), Aiden (Slug) and Duncan Hall, Jacob (JPolev), and everyones favorite Nate Bikerace. Tim shares with us his stance on period sex and feminism. Allan comes out as a Puerto Rican male and he is no longer Dominican. We ask Gabby what she wants to talk about and she decides to tell the audience that she is remaining abstinent till marriage. We talk about how Aedan is clout chaser. Tim talks about how he won a dance battle. Allan tells us that he has the most integrity out of everyone in the world. We bring back a fan favorite segment homie court. Everyone wants to know how Gabby gets big and we ask her how she gets big. Tim wants to be Tik Tok famous and he talks the future of Tik Tok and what exactly a local is. In the end, Allan and Gabby have a beef to squash. Tune in to see if the beef is in fact... SQUASHED. </article> <article> <h1>Episode 14: FMK</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 15 Aug 2019 16:41:17 GMT</p> Get ready to listen to the longest podcast we have ever recorded. We are joined by our friend Nathaniel Wilson to talk about all the things you want to know. In addition to Nathaniel, we are joined by a studio audience member that paid 3 million dollars to join us. We do a FMK for the other 3 of us in the room, not including the audience member. We tackle the Jeffery Epstein case and nature vs nurture. If you've ever heard of number neighbors then you'll want to check this episode out cause we call our number neighbors. Hard hitting questions are asked like, would you have sex with an alternate reality version of yourself? Nathaniel wants to create a rule where if you are under 5'8 you can legally add your dick length to your height. What do y'all think about that? We all become vulnerable to you (our fans) and share stories about losing our virginities. Tune in! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 13: Race War</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 08 Aug 2019 18:35:55 GMT</p> We had a lot of fun with this one and as you can tell it's one of the longest in a while. We are joined by Nate Bikerace, Giacomo, Melvin, and CRIS* on this episode. Giacomo comes clean about how he was awarded a storage bin at birth for all the trash he has kept throughout his life. We keep the chat going and talk about a local ultimate frisbee game that we all participated in, but then the chat goes south as we talk about an ALTERCATION during the game. After a technical difficulty, we get in our flow FOR YOU. We talk the race war. We talk frags. We talk about amazon. We talk about dinosaurs. We get into questions that will make you question yourself. This episode has everything for everyone. Don't miss out. Your ears will thank you. </article> <article> <h1>Episode 12: El Presidente</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 01 Aug 2019 18:01:49 GMT</p> Mic Check. You're now reading the description of The Little Johnsons Podcast episode 12. We are joined by the intro beat producer CRIS*. Y'all ever have under titty sweat? Allan has some and wants to share it with the audience. We take you virtually on a trip to the distillery and share a dark moment that happened to one of our amazing hosts. CRIS* takes the reins and decides to talk about how Allan fell in a creek, but Allan tells his truth. We have our live studio audience here as well and they talk about how amazing Carlos is. We then talk about "round two sex tings" with Allan when CRIS* takes the reins again to flex about how he got head in a movie theater. Then Allan and Carlos talks about some of their sex stories. Carlos ask CRIS* a hard hitting question about shoes and CRIS* can't respond because of his love for Tinker Hatfield. For our last topic we talk about something spicy hehehe. You're not going to want to miss it. TUNE IN </article> <article> <h1>Episode 11: Logic is the King of RnB</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 25 Jul 2019 17:31:47 GMT</p> We are joined by the most guests that we have ever had on the podcast. Everyones favorite guest, Nate Bikerace, is joined by our friends Giacomo, Melvin, Cristian Lopez aka CRIS*, Dashon, and DJ Luciflare aka Duppy. We introduce a new segment talking about weird fetishes we all have. Then we talk about what sex positions are the best. Aedan shares his incredible experience at a strip club. Allan shares his love life with you guys. Nate reveals that rocks are wack and not his true passion. Giacomo gets really passionate about Old English and gives us some more astrology knowledge. Carlos revisits his take on head from the first episode. Go listen to the first episode if you're new here to see it. </article> <article> <h1>Episode 10: Who In Here Is Circumcised?</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 18 Jul 2019 16:25:28 GMT</p> In this episode, we start by educating our guests on how to do long division. Then, we go to everyones favorite guest, Nate Bikerace, for a weather segment (this episode was recorded 3 months ago so get to ready to know the weather from 3 months ago). Learn your horoscope (again from 3 months ago) through the teachings of our resident astrology major Giacomo. Carlos reveals the fact that he played with barbies as a child. Also learn new ways how to beat your meat with your boys. This episode is jam packed full of fun! You're not gonna want to miss out! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 9: Death To The Nazis</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Thu, 18 Jul 2019 13:28:43 GMT</p> We're back with another great episode for our amazing listeners. In this episode we start the greatest podcast beef of all time, talk about our picks for best album of the year, and we ask ourselves the question that everyone has been wondering, would we suck our own dicks. Listen to the whole thing. You won't regret it. </article> <article> <h1>Episode 8: Better Transition Than Nights and Pyramids</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Sun, 31 Mar 2019 21:42:51 GMT</p> We’re all back together and joined by many guests. We discuss cancel culture and Aedan talks about his time abroad. Also, our guest told us some amazing news. Listen to find out what it is!! </article> <article> <h1>Episode 7: Gone Racial</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Fri, 26 Oct 2018 16:50:18 GMT</p> Aedan is back in Rochester and we recorded a new episode. He talks about his trip to New York during fashion week. Allan and Carlos just started school and talk about their amazing start to the year. Our friends Leah and Ally join us to bring homie court back. Also tune in to listen to the best podcast ever. </article> <article> <h1>Episode 6: Genny Brews</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Fri, 19 Oct 2018 20:45:34 GMT</p> If you have ever got a horny text from a real person listen to this episode. If you have ever wondered the meaning behind breaking the internet listen to this. If you have ever seen some #relatable content on social media that angered you this is the episode for you. http://archive.org/download/thereallittlejohnsons_gmail_Pod6/Pod%206.mp3 </article> <article> <h1>Episode 5: Cancelled</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Fri, 19 Oct 2018 20:45:03 GMT</p> Your 3 favorite podcast hosts are back after a long break with Nathan Bikerace. You'll laugh and cry while listening to this because we know what you want. Listen up fellas you're not gonna want to miss this! cash app Allan @ $allancheetos http://archive.org/download/PodEpisode5FinalNotScrappedonlineAudioConverter.com/Pod%20Episode%205%20Final%20Not%20scrapped%20%28online-audio-converter.com%29.mp3 </article> <article> <h1>Episode 1: Welcome to the Pod</h1> <p>thereallittlejohnsons@gmail.com (The Little Johnsons) — Fri, 16 Mar 2018 23:53:35 GMT</p> Welcome to the POD! We are the little Johnsons and in this episode we talk about everything that you could possibly want to know about. Allan takes Aedan to homie court for PAUSING 2k, we argue about whether head is overrated, and talk about people who poop on toilet seats. Hope y'all enjoy. </article> </main></body></html>