<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2023 22:43:30 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>The Mess Podcast</title><description>The Mess Podcast is a freight train from hell driving straight up the asses of politically correct turd magnets where we recall stories from college, life events, and discuss current topics. There is no limit on the amount of poop jokes we can fit into one episode.</description><link>http://www.themesspodcast.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (The Mess Podcast)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>39</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><copyright>This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.</copyright><itunes:image href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/TheMessPodcast/TheMess.jpg"/><itunes:keywords>drinking,video,games,wrestling,life,drunk,stories,star,wars,nerd,sex,poop,alcohol</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>Offensive: Yes, Crude: Yes, Apologetic: Nope. Four handsome, well-endowed, quick-witted guys talk drinking, toilet humor, metal, video games, and more.</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>Offensive: Yes, Crude: Yes, Apologetic: Nope. Four handsome, well-endowed, quick-witted guys talk drinking, toilet humor, metal, video games, and more.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Personal Journals"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:author>Why Settle? Media</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:email>themesspodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Why Settle? Media</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193.post-8414432962583076706</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2017 15:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2017-02-17T10:59:07.234-05:00</atom:updated><title>Mess Classic - December 19th, 2014 - Mancer</title><description>There's been some recent activity on The Mess Servers so we've decided to re-post some of the classics. This episode file was also acting screwy so here it is once again.
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&lt;/audio&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://s3.amazonaws.com/TheMessPodcast/2014-03/2014-03-29.mp3"/><link>http://www.themesspodcast.com/2014/03/march-29th-2014-fanger-me.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>themesspodcast@gmail.com (Why Settle? Media)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Just a heads up, there's a great discussion about stinky junk this week. Charlie and Jeff give their early impressions of Titanfall and the guys do a round of improv.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Why Settle? Media</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Just a heads up, there's a great discussion about stinky junk this week. Charlie and Jeff give their early impressions of Titanfall and the guys do a round of improv.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>drinking,video,games,wrestling,life,drunk,stories,star,wars,nerd,sex,poop,alcohol</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193.post-5635478040173604750</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2014 12:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-03-24T08:18:51.743-04:00</atom:updated><title>March 22nd, 2014 - Vidya Games</title><description>Joe, Charlie, and Chase get together for a Patty's Day recap from last week then get into a lengthy discussion about the present/future of video games. They also go through listener email containing dead baby jokes. Classy.
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&lt;/audio&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://s3.amazonaws.com/TheMessPodcast/2014-03/2014-03-22.mp3"/><link>http://www.themesspodcast.com/2014/03/march-22nd-2014-vidya-games.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>themesspodcast@gmail.com (Why Settle? Media)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Joe, Charlie, and Chase get together for a Patty's Day recap from last week then get into a lengthy discussion about the present/future of video games. They also go through listener email containing dead baby jokes. Classy.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Why Settle? Media</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Joe, Charlie, and Chase get together for a Patty's Day recap from last week then get into a lengthy discussion about the present/future of video games. They also go through listener email containing dead baby jokes. Classy.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>drinking,video,games,wrestling,life,drunk,stories,star,wars,nerd,sex,poop,alcohol</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193.post-5114636555453232842</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2014 03:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-03-16T23:24:56.004-04:00</atom:updated><title>March 14th, 2014 - Paddy's Metal Mayhem</title><description>The most magical holiday of the year, St. Patrick's Day, is here! The guys recap past Paddy's Day stories involving lots of car bombs, Chase talks about his (im)memorable birthday, and everyone gets into a lengthy discussion of their favorite metal bands.
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&lt;/audio&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://s3.amazonaws.com/TheMessPodcast/2014-03/2014-03-14.mp3"/><link>http://www.themesspodcast.com/2014/03/march-14th-2014-paddys-metal-mayhem.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>themesspodcast@gmail.com (Why Settle? Media)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>The most magical holiday of the year, St. Patrick's Day, is here! The guys recap past Paddy's Day stories involving lots of car bombs, Chase talks about his (im)memorable birthday, and everyone gets into a lengthy discussion of their favorite metal bands.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Why Settle? Media</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The most magical holiday of the year, St. Patrick's Day, is here! The guys recap past Paddy's Day stories involving lots of car bombs, Chase talks about his (im)memorable birthday, and everyone gets into a lengthy discussion of their favorite metal bands.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>drinking,video,games,wrestling,life,drunk,stories,star,wars,nerd,sex,poop,alcohol</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193.post-1567513986977378028</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2014 21:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-03-08T16:20:47.161-05:00</atom:updated><title>March 7th, 2014 - Back Burger</title><description>On this cast Joe and Chase recap their trip to Chicago and the guys go in depth about the new WWE Network. Midway through the cast Jeff unleashes hell with a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT for Mess listeners. Saddle up.
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&lt;/audio&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://s3.amazonaws.com/TheMessPodcast/2014-03/2014-03-07.mp3"/><link>http://www.themesspodcast.com/2014/03/march-7th-2014-back-burger.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>themesspodcast@gmail.com (Why Settle? Media)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>On this cast Joe and Chase recap their trip to Chicago and the guys go in depth about the new WWE Network. Midway through the cast Jeff unleashes hell with a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT for Mess listeners. Saddle up.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Why Settle? Media</itunes:author><itunes:summary>On this cast Joe and Chase recap their trip to Chicago and the guys go in depth about the new WWE Network. Midway through the cast Jeff unleashes hell with a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT for Mess listeners. Saddle up.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>drinking,video,games,wrestling,life,drunk,stories,star,wars,nerd,sex,poop,alcohol</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193.post-3226747368914202545</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2014 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-02-21T18:45:51.268-05:00</atom:updated><title>February 21st, 2014 - Dr Andy Cast</title><description>It's a messy one this time as the guys get some day casting/drinking in. Dr. Andy joins us and reveals various medical travesties. Charlie also give relationship advice and the guys play a round of ImprovCast. Don't be eating during this.
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&lt;/audio&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://s3.amazonaws.com/TheMessPodcast/2014-02/2014-02-21.mp3"/><link>http://www.themesspodcast.com/2014/02/february-21st-2014-dr-andy-cast.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>themesspodcast@gmail.com (Why Settle? Media)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>It's a messy one this time as the guys get some day casting/drinking in. Dr. Andy joins us and reveals various medical travesties. Charlie also give relationship advice and the guys play a round of ImprovCast. Don't be eating during this.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Why Settle? Media</itunes:author><itunes:summary>It's a messy one this time as the guys get some day casting/drinking in. Dr. Andy joins us and reveals various medical travesties. Charlie also give relationship advice and the guys play a round of ImprovCast. Don't be eating during this.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>drinking,video,games,wrestling,life,drunk,stories,star,wars,nerd,sex,poop,alcohol</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193.post-2770802673799484583</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Feb 2014 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-02-01T20:55:25.245-05:00</atom:updated><title>January 30th, 2013 - Weren't You Just Here?</title><description>The Royal Rumble has come and gone, the guys give their thoughts/reactions/disapproval. Then they recall various confrontations with bouncers (mostly Joe) and Jeff gives his top 5 comedy movies of all time.
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&lt;/audio&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://s3.amazonaws.com/TheMessPodcast/2014-01/2014-01-30.mp3"/><link>http://www.themesspodcast.com/2014/02/january-30th-2013-werent-you-just-here.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>themesspodcast@gmail.com (Why Settle? Media)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>The Royal Rumble has come and gone, the guys give their thoughts/reactions/disapproval. Then they recall various confrontations with bouncers (mostly Joe) and Jeff gives his top 5 comedy movies of all time.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Why Settle? Media</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The Royal Rumble has come and gone, the guys give their thoughts/reactions/disapproval. Then they recall various confrontations with bouncers (mostly Joe) and Jeff gives his top 5 comedy movies of all time.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>drinking,video,games,wrestling,life,drunk,stories,star,wars,nerd,sex,poop,alcohol</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193.post-617119070788248036</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jan 2014 16:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-01-25T11:25:11.331-05:00</atom:updated><title>January 24th, 2014 - RumbleCast</title><description>The Royal effin Rumble is coming to the Burgh! Hear Chase, Jeff, and Joe basically wet themselves as Charlie sits in quiet disapproval. Also, we get into stories from grade school with a touch of vandalism.
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&lt;/audio&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://s3.amazonaws.com/TheMessPodcast/2014-01/2014-01-17.mp3"/><link>http://www.themesspodcast.com/2014/01/january-19th-2014-cherokee-red.html</link><thr:total>2</thr:total><author>themesspodcast@gmail.com (Why Settle? Media)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>This week we start off with talk about different types of adult beverages. Joe finally finished Breaking Bad.. we sort of get to it. Finally, all four of us play "Things you shouldn't say to your girlfriends parents, but want to."</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Why Settle? Media</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This week we start off with talk about different types of adult beverages. Joe finally finished Breaking Bad.. we sort of get to it. Finally, all four of us play "Things you shouldn't say to your girlfriends parents, but want to."</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>drinking,video,games,wrestling,life,drunk,stories,star,wars,nerd,sex,poop,alcohol</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186223517716884193.post-2293737094115824334</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-01-12T19:19:00.446-05:00</atom:updated><title>January 11th, 2014 - ...And Then She Woke Up</title><description>After a holiday hiatus we're back to deliver more face-melting messy entertainment. In this episode Chase finally tells his epic tale of debauchery, we get into some social media observations, and mostly just BS about drunken adventures.  New year, same mess!
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