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        <title>The Roundtable of Gentlemen</title>
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        <description>The Roundtable of Gentlemen is a weekly podcast that discusses in illuminating detail the events of our time. TRTG are Ed Larson, Kevin Barnett, Jackie Zebrowski, Holden McNeely, and Ben Kissel with newsman Marcus Parks.</description>
        <itunes:subtitle>Everything you need to know in life. </itunes:subtitle>
        
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      <title>Sniff the Crotch, Sniff the Ass</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2018 20:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table, the gang discusses a teenager trapped in a bell tower, a donut eating contest resulting in an arrest, and mortuary switch 'em ups. 
In the chuckle hut - Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table, the gang discusses a teen…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table, the gang discusses a teenager trapped in a bell tower, a donut eating contest resulting in an arrest, and mortuary switch 'em ups. 
In the chuckle hut - Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Stinky Dinky</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is back and they talk turkey consent, "The Pest", banning the banjo and how to tell if a cat likes you. 

Please consider signing Jackie's petition  to raise "Nothing But Trouble"'s Rotten Tomatoes score: https://goo.gl/AwwpZx</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is back and they talk turkey consent, "T…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang is back and they talk turkey consent, "The Pest", banning the banjo and how to tell if a cat likes you. 

Please consider signing Jackie's petition  to raise "Nothing But Trouble"'s Rotten Tomatoes score: https://goo.gl/AwwpZx</description>
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      <title>Episode 347: Hollywood Bear-lebrities.</title>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about a pig who disrupted a plane, Bart the Bear's extensive IMDB credits, and to debate the best kinds of jerked meats.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn abou…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 346: Sour Milk</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2017 21:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Myka Sherman joins the gang to talk favorite must-see-tv block shows, likely temperatures of nacho cheese, and more!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Myka Sherman joins the gang to talk favorite must…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Myka Sherman joins the gang to talk favorite must-see-tv block shows, likely temperatures of nacho cheese, and more!</description>
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      <title>Episode 345: Friendship Is Magic</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to receive a killer clown update, learn about the discovery of Santa's bones, and talk about Holden's "other friend group".</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to receive…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 344: Swingin'</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2017 21:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:54:29</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Mookie Thompson and Molly Knefel to learn about a 30 year old murderous clown, a rescued piggy, and to tell tales of swingers parties gone wrong.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Mookie Thompson and Molly K…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 343: Pizza and Monsters</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 22:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:51:44</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about an under-qualified sign language interpreter, debate the phrasing of multiple bigfoots, and decide which monsters would be the best three-way partners.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang learns about an under-qualified sign lan…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 342: No Flush Experiences</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2017 00:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:52:36</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang hears a tale of a botched nose job leaving a guy with a permanent boner, the creation of vomit proof shoes, and relive experiences when they wish they'd been wearing vomit proof clothing.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang hears a tale of a botched nose job leavi…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 341: Bagels and Cream Cheese</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2017 01:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:55:14</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about a gang of nurses who got a little too raunchy, a forgetful drunk who accidentally reported his car stolen, and  Florida hurricane safety.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang learns about a gang of nurses who got a …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 340: Bird Justice</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2017 21:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:56:36</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang talks about the perils of committing crimes around a talking bird, reminisce about favorite mushroom-centric foods, and decide which buildings need boobs.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang talks about the perils of committing cri…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 339: Something A Dog Does</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2017 17:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:58:45</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Byron Baldrini to tell their best pee stories, learn about the unauthorized fondling of a man’s trombone, and decide what they’d name their elephants.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Byron Baldrini to tell thei…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 338: The 'Stand By Me' Episode</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2017 02:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:58:45</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by comedian John Moreno to discuss the Marmaduke movie, learn about a seagull who was hungry for gonads, and a couple at the Wisconsin state fair who got a little too frisky.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by comedian John Moreno to dis…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 337: That'll Happen</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2017 19:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:58:14</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang reminisces about worst experiences with public toilets, learns about the best postnuptial trust exercise ever, and talks donkey antics.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang reminisces about worst experiences with …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang reminisces about worst experiences with public toilets, learns about the best postnuptial trust exercise ever, and talks donkey antics.</description>
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      <title>Episode 336: Runnin' Out Of Bananas</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2017 19:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about the arrest of the scariest clown you'll ever meet, the World Dog Surfing Championships, and why you shouldn't light bugs on fire.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 335: A Goose Needs A Maid</title>
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      <title>Episode 334: Mayor of the Rodeo</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Table talks about Joey Chestnut's big win in Coney Island, Marcus' experience at the rodeo last week including the lack of pigs, and Jumanji.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 333: Oil Me Up: The Marcus Parks Story</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about super aggressive Alaskan black bears' snacking preferences, hears a bunch of llama drama, and discusses potential repercussions for stealing a toe.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 332: The Goose and The Snake</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2017 21:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about a couple who met and joined the public mile high club on the same flight, gripe about Feetmageddon 2017, and try to save Jackie from a wedding expo.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 331: Raccoons For Free</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2017 00:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about cats going on adventures, Vanilla Ice going Amish, and to make up their own Phantom of the Opera songs.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 330: Real Fake Blood</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jun 2017 01:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:33:32</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang talks about violent subway entertainers, discusses which freaks they would add to the Coney Island Freak Show, and learns about Eddie's more handsome and successful younger brother.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 329: Chuckin' Wood In Heaven</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2017 22:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:48:47</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about a woodchuck who caused a car fire, a murderous Freddy Kruger clown, discusses best and worst memes, and gives us an insider look into Jackie's life.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 328: We've Got Opinions</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2017 05:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:48:18</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Marcus, Holden and Jackie are once again left to their own devices give us an update on the infamous Akron Pooper, discuss bribing cops with fast food, and to describe the evolution of Henry Zebrowski's fashion trends.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marcus, Holden and Jackie are once again left to …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 327: And Then There Were Three</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2017 05:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:53:52</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about a neighborhood's mystery cat shaver, dream about going on the Kid Rock cruise, and participate in four different Holden McNeely segments.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang learns about a neighborhood's mystery ca…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 326: Chihuahua Warriors</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2017 23:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:42:38</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Travis Irvine, Doug Austin, and Christina the Psychology Expert to weigh the pros and cons of getting drunk with your pet in a theme park, learn about a man who reacted badly to learning about the death of his rabbit, and to have their psychological shortcomings dissected.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Travis Irvine, Doug Austin,…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 325: The Little Tablers</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2017 03:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:57:28</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski in their first ever news story-less episode, in which they provide commentary to an ongoing Jumbo Shrimp game, discuss their own fantasy sports teams, and fight about the best and worst ways to eat shrimp.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski in their fi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski in their first ever news story-less episode, in which they provide commentary to an ongoing Jumbo Shrimp game, discuss their own fantasy sports teams, and fight about the best and worst ways to eat shrimp.</description>
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      <title>Episode 324: Punching Donkeys</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2017 19:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:58:52</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo and the future Mrs. Lexi McNeely learns about a woman who pistol whipped her babysitter, a fundraising event that involves paying to be crucified, and dishes about what their stripper personas would be.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo and the fu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo and the future Mrs. Lexi McNeely learns about a woman who pistol whipped her babysitter, a fundraising event that involves paying to be crucified, and dishes about what their stripper personas would be.</description>
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      <title>Episode 323: Monkeyshines</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2017 23:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:56:55</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang reviews Beauty and the Beast, learns about an elderly couple who went on an accidental vacation, and hears an in-depth explanation of Eddie's monkey movie list.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang reviews Beauty and the Beast, learns abo…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 322: Gentleman of the Year 2017</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2017 23:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-322-gentleman-of-the-year-2017</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:26</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Andrew Short and Danny Tamberelli to learn about a chihuahua who was nearly rescued by drones, a cat who liked peanut butter a little too much, and to present the Round Table-r of the Year award!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 321: The Biggest Event In Roung Table History</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2017 17:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-321-the-biggest-event-in-roung-table-history</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:29</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang listens to Holden's ultra-romantic engagement story and tales of his freestyle walking days, and learns about a teacher to drank too much boxed wine during class.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang listens to Holden's ultra-romantic engag…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 320: Engagement Edition</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang talks shady mailmen, questionable relationships with canine pals, a werewolf who stabbed a mailman to death, and of course, Holden's upcoming nuptials.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 319: Pork Chop Platoon</title>
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      <itunes:duration>00:52:32</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about an extremely unconventional masseuse and a cold, hungry snake, relives the times they've had their cars towed at Holden's house, and decide on awesome adult coloring book ideas.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 318: Quhy???</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:59:59</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang hears the story of a woman who offered sex to a cop in exchange for taco bell, how a plucky bull escaped from a slaughterhouse, and is schooled by Holden on presidential history.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 317: Joke Dukes</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2017 21:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:51:03</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Chris Laker to discuss the logistics of mailing yourself meth, learn about a disturbing experiment that proves kittens need oxygen to live, and hear about a guy who accidentally sent texts meant for a hit man to his boss. Plus an extra special old man rant from Eddie Larson!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Chris Laker to discuss the …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 316: The Day The Pigs Got Loose</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2017 03:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:54:56</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang talks animal related valentines day news, including some octopi gettin' it on, an orangutan who gets to pick out her dates on Orangu-tinder, and a gangster pig who went missing.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang talks animal related valentines day news…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 315: Prison Casserole</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:57:57</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about a hamster who teaches kids a hard lesson, talks about favorite boy bands and cheesy snacks, and decides which day they'd like to re-live over and over.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang learns about a hamster who teaches kids …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 314: Float It, Boat It, Get It.</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2017 00:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:49:38</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marcus, Jackie and Holden take over the Round Table to talk about an in-person visit to the Jumbo Shrimp stadium, unreasonable exes, and scientific reasons to beat your meat at work.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marcus, Jackie and Holden take over the Round Tab…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 313: Scenes From A Walmart</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:13:52</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to talk inter-species baby making, have an oreo eating contest, and pick what sort of merchandise they'd sell at the Round Table store.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to talk in…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 312: Boo Years Resignations</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2017 19:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-312-boo-years-resignations</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Jake Young to learn about a dog who really doesn't want to wear a sweater, animals that are smarter than we think, and the popularity of their Jumbo Shrimp theme song.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Jake Young to learn about a…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 310: Party 'Till Dawn</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2016 20:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski for a very special holiday episode, where they discuss the Russian love of imbibing bubble bath, horses who have taken meth, and to recount tales of the days when Eddie and Henry lived together.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski for a very …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski for a very special holiday episode, where they discuss the Russian love of imbibing bubble bath, horses who have taken meth, and to recount tales of the days when Eddie and Henry lived together.</description>
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      <title>Episode 309: There's *** in the Frosting!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2016 01:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-309-theres-blank-in-the-frosting</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski to learn about some students who got a little too creative in Home Ec, a stabbing at a party celebrating another stabbing, and to discuss their ideal VR scenarios.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski to learn ab…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski to learn about some students who got a little too creative in Home Ec, a stabbing at a party celebrating another stabbing, and to discuss their ideal VR scenarios.</description>
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      <title>Episode 308: The Fun Stops Here</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2016 00:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-308-the-fun-stops-here</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang learns all about Marcus' favorite sport: grave digging contests, debates which demographics should be allowed to review which movies, and decide on a Christmas episode theme.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang learns all about Marcus' favorite sport:…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 307: No One Is Better Than Playing Cards</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2016 23:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/no-one-is-better-than-playing-cards</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:54:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Erik Bergstrom joins the gang to explore expensive holes, #MattressGateRedux, the illiteracy of guest producer Travis, and how no one person is better than playing cards.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Erik Bergstrom joins the gang to explore expensiv…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 306: Mattressgate</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2016 06:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-306-mattressgate</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang investigates further into the Mattressgate scandal, learns about an economy that facilitates a blow job to nacho exchange rate, and debates which cartoon characters would make the best Thanksgiving guests.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang investigates further into the Mattressga…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang investigates further into the Mattressgate scandal, learns about an economy that facilitates a blow job to nacho exchange rate, and debates which cartoon characters would make the best Thanksgiving guests.</description>
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      <title>Episode 305: Ben Kissel, The One True King</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2016 04:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-305-ben-kissel-the-one-true-king</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang learns about a Halloween incident involving a cat and a syringe, a family who was thrown out of a buffet for eating too many crab legs, and debates Marcus' pee habits.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 304: If Asses Could Talk</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang talks silly minor league sports teams, the chances of Holden ever running the New York Marathon, and reads a bad review someone left of our show.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 303: Who Pumped in Here?</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Kelly Fastuca and Mr. Matzo to discuss sword fights gone wrong, stag nights, and dirty roofers.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 302: Barnabas and Abraham</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2016 01:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:41</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang talks hallucinogen experiences, fave musicians, and a close-to-home murder.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 301: Dick Math</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2016 22:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:50:57</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>In this backwards episode, the gang talks about tattoos they might want, Holden describes why he is a terrible person to break up with, and some interesting penis-related mathematical equations are conducted.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 300: Girls in the Barn</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2016 03:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:03:23</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>For their 300th episode, the gang is joined by Kevin Barnett to talk about favorite rappers, inappropriate teachers, and the perils of keeping too many birds in one's house. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 299: The Mattress Dilema</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2016 06:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:03:27</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang discusses gushes about their relationships, learns about a some drug addict racehorses, and shares their opinions about zoos. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 298: Pac Man Porn</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2016 02:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:51:19</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Mike Recine joins the gang to discuss the orgy that is Burning Man, animal attacks, and favorite Adam Sandler movies</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mike Recine joins the gang to discuss the orgy th…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 297: Beat the Heat</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:53:08</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by John F. O'Donnell to discuss the effects of the miserable weather on the New York City wildlife, learn about unscrupulous ruffians who are using the humidity to justify their lives of crime, and to swap SNL audition bits. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by John F. O'Donnell to discus…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang is joined by John F. O'Donnell to discuss the effects of the miserable weather on the New York City wildlife, learn about unscrupulous ruffians who are using the humidity to justify their lives of crime, and to swap SNL audition bits. </description>
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      <title>Episode 296: Butterfly Kisses</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2016 02:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jake Young, Julia Johns, and Trey Galyon relive PeeWee Herman's glory days, learn about why you shouldn't let dogs drive cars, and hear about an attack beaver named after a young heartthrob. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jake Young, Julia Johns, and Trey Galyon relive P…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Jake Young, Julia Johns, and Trey Galyon relive PeeWee Herman's glory days, learn about why you shouldn't let dogs drive cars, and hear about an attack beaver named after a young heartthrob. </description>
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      <title>Episode 295: Glenn Close To Your Heart</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2016 01:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:58:44</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Walter Replogle to discuss the numerous downsides to getting tattooed by a hobbiest, farmyard animals eating each other, and to say goodbye to Eddie's momma. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Walter Replogle to discuss …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 294: Tumbleweed on the High Seas</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2016 03:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-294-tumbleweed-on-the-high-seas</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Nick Turner, Jordan Temple and Liz McGee to learn about the new aquatic fashion craze on instagram, the risks of playing with your nipples publicly, and to debate the most desirable way to lose one's teeth. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Nick Turner, Jordan Temple …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 293: Call Me Obama</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2016 06:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:07:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Chris Laker and Julie Rosing to discuss a goat parades, learn about a whole lot of Pokemon-Go related crimes, and ponder some mysterious Chinese tourists. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 292: Do NOT Get Into Me!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2016 03:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-292-do-not-get-into-me</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Rich Templeton do discuss the country's legal system, hear stories about cats holding their owners hostage, and learn about the fruit related incident that resulted in Ben's enormous height. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 291: A Man, An Axe, and A Dream</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2016 05:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-291-a-man-an-axe-and-a-dream</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by TJ Del Rino and Malachi Nimmons to discuss the star crossed love between a kangaroo and a pig, a court decision that ruled in favor of crotch grabbing being free speech, and decide who has the best music festival idea. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by TJ Del Rino and Malachi Nim…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 290: A Dumb Dinner With Idiots</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2016 01:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-290-a-dumb-dinner-with-idiots</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:51</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Greg Stone to recount the mystery of the Shitting Yelper, hear about a baby with too much testosterone, and learn that pythons living in your toilet aren't just urban legends. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 289: Eight Time Tony</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Nate Fridson to discuss a fatal cemetery brawl, Jim Jong -Un's creepy new reality show, and come up with their best Game of Thrones plot twists. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 288: Hugs for Cash</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Louis Katz joins the gang to learn about a pig that was recently rescued from a Canadian fire, a woman who was recently assaulted by a Times Square panhandler, and Holden's ant problem. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 287: Milk, Milk, Lemonade</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2016 00:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Christi Chiello, Nick Vatterott, and Momma Larson to dish about escaped bees, Jay Z's torrid affair, and the recent banana-eating-livestream ban in China. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 286: Blow-Up Angel</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2016 03:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Reid Faylor joins the gang to talk about the best day of their lives, try to help catch a serial outdoor pooper, discuss sexual innuendos in music, and learn about a sex doll that was mistaken for a real woman. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Reid Faylor joins the gang to talk about the best…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 285: Convenient and Legal</title>
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      <itunes:duration>00:58:20</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang talks about the recent secret Limp Bizkit concert hoax, debates whether or not it's polite to use a monkey as a form of currency with which to pay your hooker, and listens to Holden try his hardest to derail Henry's career. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 284: Little Bobbies</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2016 02:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:00:02</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Danny Tamberelli and Lance Weiss to compare types of fart sprays, hear about recent lawn mower related deaths, and learn what types of vehicles are (and are not) okay to operate while drunk.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 283: Smiley Face Tuesday</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2016 02:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:58:48</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Eddie's neighbor Joe Stanton to talk about body modifications, drug-addled southerners, and the benefits of using bodily orifices for personal storage. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 282: Day of Our Lord</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2016 17:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:44:10</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a convicted sex offender is killed by a runaway truck while looking at pornography on his phone, an Easter egg hunt at the Pez factory turns bloody, and a cat spends two weeks in the mail, and survives. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 281: The Wedding Edition</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2016 22:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:03:47</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Keith Malley  and Chemda from Keith and the Girl join the gang to talk about their religions backgrounds, alligators that have grown way too big, and thieving nuns. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 280: Mushing the Frog</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2016 23:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:36</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>John F. O'Donnell joins the gang to learn about the Ihop Robin Hood, some of the worst employee pranksters ever, and to discuss the logic behind falling in love with a dolphin. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John F. O'Donnell joins the gang to learn about t…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 279: Finger Kissin'</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Feb 2016 22:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:55:24</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Irene Morales joines the gang to talk 'Pawscer' nominees, the details of a brutal goose murder, and what they would wear to make a statement on the red carpet. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Irene Morales joines the gang to talk 'Pawscer' n…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 277: Tic Tacs and Pez</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2016 00:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-277-tic-tacs-and-pez</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:44</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Mister Pastrami to discuss Walmart, favorite buffets, and the country's masturbation laws. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Mister Pastrami to discuss …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode277: Polar Bear Propaganda</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2016 16:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode277-polar-bear-propaganda</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:13</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Amber Nelson, Andrew Short, Reid Faylor, and Walter Replogle to talk about an 18 year old passing himself off as a Doctor in Florida, the unfortunate demise of the animal inhabitants of the Calgary Zoo, and to find out the winner of Round Table of the Year 2016!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 276: Butterscotch Puddles</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2016 21:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-276-butterscotch-puddles</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Natalie Jean in this poop-centric episode to debate whether or not pooping your pants is a reasonable excuse for theft, learn about the dangers of excreting bodily waste in public pools, and to see what comes up when they google themselves. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is joined by Natalie Jean in this poop-c…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang is joined by Natalie Jean in this poop-centric episode to debate whether or not pooping your pants is a reasonable excuse for theft, learn about the dangers of excreting bodily waste in public pools, and to see what comes up when they google themselves. </description>
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      <title>Episode 275: Cocktail Humans</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2016 21:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:13:25</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is joined by Micah Sherman and Carmen Lagala to discuss the ethics of dwarf tossing, mourn the loss of Willow the official Canadian groundhog, and to design their ultimate virtual realities. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 274: Nine Point Hate</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2016 22:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:04:45</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today of Round Table: The gang finds out which Garfield character they most resemble, they check out creepy woolen kids, and rate how much Ed Larson loves his girlfriend.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today of Round Table: The gang finds out which Ga…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 273: Salient Points</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2016 22:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-273-salient-points</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:04</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: Indian police force a thief to ingest four dozen bananas in an attempt to retrieve a gold chain he had swallowed, a Tampa neighborhood discovers almost 900 sex offenders living in their midst, and a package thought to contain a bomb in Alabama turns out to be full of hot dogs. Joining us today: Ian Fidance!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: Indian police force a thief…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 272: Gulch Fillers</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2016 20:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:03:56</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a Pensacola man drives his car through a shopping mall in a time-travel event and a little boy is gifted brand new trash cans for Christmas by his heroes, the garbage men. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a Pensacola man drives …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a Pensacola man drives his car through a shopping mall in a time-travel event and a little boy is gifted brand new trash cans for Christmas by his heroes, the garbage men. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 271: If Hitler Could Dance</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2015 23:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:21:00</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jason Seinz and Erik Bergstrom join the gentlemen to discuss being a cast away, horrifying Florida animals, and debate Michael Jackson's innocence. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jason Seinz and Erik Bergstrom join the gentlemen…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Jason Seinz and Erik Bergstrom join the gentlemen to discuss being a cast away, horrifying Florida animals, and debate Michael Jackson's innocence. </description>
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      <title>Episode 270: Real Money in the Butt</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2015 20:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-270-real-money-in-the-butt</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: an Alaskan woman breaks the record for amount of fake currency stored in a vagina by weight, squirrels are rapidly gaining weight in Canada due to the mild winter, and a New Mexican man is arrested for burgling his mother's stew. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Amber Nelson!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: an Alaskan woman breaks the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: an Alaskan woman breaks the record for amount of fake currency stored in a vagina by weight, squirrels are rapidly gaining weight in Canada due to the mild winter, and a New Mexican man is arrested for burgling his mother's stew. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Amber Nelson!</description>
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      <title>Episode 269: Radioactive Cum</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2015 18:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-269-radioactive-cum</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: A Russian sailor learns why you shouldn't drink and drive boats either, we learn all about mer-genitals, and DooDoo the clown saves a damsel in distress. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnel, Reid Faylor, and Erik Bergstrom!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: A Russian sailor learns…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: A Russian sailor learns why you shouldn't drink and drive boats either, we learn all about mer-genitals, and DooDoo the clown saves a damsel in distress. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnel, Reid Faylor, and Erik Bergstrom!</description>
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      <title>Episode 268: Ten Pound Mouth</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2015 19:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-268-ten-pound-mouth</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: riots erupt after a controversial decision at Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly competition, a Siberian mayor offers coal in exchange for weight loss, and the Cookie Bandit strikes again. Joining us today: Louis Katz and Maria Wojciechowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: riots erupt after a controv…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: riots erupt after a controversial decision at Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly competition, a Siberian mayor offers coal in exchange for weight loss, and the Cookie Bandit strikes again. Joining us today: Louis Katz and Maria Wojciechowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 267: Jazzem</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2015 17:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-267-jazzem</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: an Indonesian drug czar proposes a thousand crocodile plan to keep prisoners from escaping, a Brazilian toddler defeats a poisonous viper by eating it alive, and a Japanese man is arrested for peeping up women's skirts from underground. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Mike Recine, and Skulk the Hulking! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: an Indonesian drug czar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: an Indonesian drug czar proposes a thousand crocodile plan to keep prisoners from escaping, a Brazilian toddler defeats a poisonous viper by eating it alive, and a Japanese man is arrested for peeping up women's skirts from underground. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Mike Recine, and Skulk the Hulking! </description>
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      <title>Episode 266: Ben Eats A Bug</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2015 22:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-266-ben-eats-a-bug</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:32:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: A prison mouse is caught muling drugs, bad people give booze to babies and monkeys, and we compare huge-dicked celebrities. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Seena Jon, and Natalie Jean!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: A prison mouse is caugh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: A prison mouse is caught muling drugs, bad people give booze to babies and monkeys, and we compare huge-dicked celebrities. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Seena Jon, and Natalie Jean!</description>
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      <title>Episode 265: Hey Hey We're the Monkees</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2015 21:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-265-hey-hey-were-the-monkees</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: an Arizonan is arrested in a months-long bestiality sting operation, a witch and a warlock get embroiled in a magical harassment suit, and a Danish man kills his brother with a potato. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnel, Amber Nelson, and Erik Bergstrom!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: an Arizonan is arrested…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: an Arizonan is arrested in a months-long bestiality sting operation, a witch and a warlock get embroiled in a magical harassment suit, and a Danish man kills his brother with a potato. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnel, Amber Nelson, and Erik Bergstrom!</description>
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      <title>Episode 264: Tiny Chunk</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2015 22:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-264-tiny-chunk</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: tragedy strikes again as yet another man dies from a pressurized air tube sprayed into his rectum, a Russian elementary school angers parents by including a child with Down's Syndrome in its yearbook, and Jackie gets a new nickname. Joining us today: Greg Stone!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: tragedy strikes again as ye…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: tragedy strikes again as yet another man dies from a pressurized air tube sprayed into his rectum, a Russian elementary school angers parents by including a child with Down's Syndrome in its yearbook, and Jackie gets a new nickname. Joining us today: Greg Stone!</description>
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      <title>Episode 263: Going to Spaghetti Town</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2015 15:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-263-going-to-spaghetti-town</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a kangaroo gets loose on Staten Island, a woman's dead body is mistaken for a Halloween decoration, and a man cuts off his ears to look more like his pet parrot. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a kangaroo gets loose on St…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a kangaroo gets loose on Staten Island, a woman's dead body is mistaken for a Halloween decoration, and a man cuts off his ears to look more like his pet parrot. </description>
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      <title>Episode 262: A Pilot Named Barrel Fire</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2015 20:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-262-a-pilot-named-barrel-fire</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: an 800 lb man in Rhode Island is kicked out of the hospital for ordering a pizza to his room, a jaguar in India is too fat to mate, and a St. Louis man is arrested for making terroristic threats and stabbing his caseworker with a samurai sword. Joining us today: Peggy O'Leary, Maria Heinegg, and James Adomian!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: an 800 lb man in Rhode …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: an 800 lb man in Rhode Island is kicked out of the hospital for ordering a pizza to his room, a jaguar in India is too fat to mate, and a St. Louis man is arrested for making terroristic threats and stabbing his caseworker with a samurai sword. Joining us today: Peggy O'Leary, Maria Heinegg, and James Adomian!</description>
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      <title>Episode 261: Load Shedding</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2015 19:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:54:37</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a New Jersey man is fired from a pork roll factory for excessive flatulence and uncontrollable diarrhea, a gang of baboons destroy a radio station in Zimbabwe, and a mural depicting people having sex in a giant hamburger is taken down. Joining us today: Rob Cantrell and Halle Kiefer!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 260: Bad Girls Club</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2015 18:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:57:43</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: an offender in England is banned from any place that has a slide after a sexual encounter with playground equipment, a man in a chicken suit is assaulted by a teenager, and a man with out of control privates assaults a donkey. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: an offender in England is b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: an offender in England is banned from any place that has a slide after a sexual encounter with playground equipment, a man in a chicken suit is assaulted by a teenager, and a man with out of control privates assaults a donkey. </description>
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      <title>Episode 259: Putting the Toy in Toilet</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2015 17:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:11:45</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: another pooping bandit strikes in Florida, a sword enthusiast in the same state goes down after a five hour stand off, and two parents kill their child while trying to teach him a lesson about alcohol. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: another pooping bandit …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: another pooping bandit strikes in Florida, a sword enthusiast in the same state goes down after a five hour stand off, and two parents kill their child while trying to teach him a lesson about alcohol. </description>
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      <title>Episode 258: A Tough Brunch</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2015 17:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:22</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a heavy dogs-in-China episode as a small town threatens residents that either they kill their pet dogs themselves or the government will come and beat them to death in front of said residents while a growing middle class in China is speaking out against the eating of dogs. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Jordan Temple!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a heavy dogs-in-China episode as a small tow…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a heavy dogs-in-China episode as a small town threatens residents that either they kill their pet dogs themselves or the government will come and beat them to death in front of said residents while a growing middle class in China is speaking out against the eating of dogs. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Jordan Temple!</description>
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      <title>Episode 257: It's a Cow Christmas</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2015 16:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:49:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: dozens of bears take over a town in Russia, a six year old boy gets his penis chewed off by a horse in Ukraine, and a chicken is caught in a custody battle in San Francisco. Joining us today: Chris Laker!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: dozens of bears take ov…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: dozens of bears take over a town in Russia, a six year old boy gets his penis chewed off by a horse in Ukraine, and a chicken is caught in a custody battle in San Francisco. Joining us today: Chris Laker!</description>
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      <title>Holden Talks For Thirty Minutes 3</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2015 06:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:30:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Holden talks for thirty minutes again. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Holden talks for thirty minutes again. </itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Holden talks for thirty minutes again. </description>
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      <title>Episode 256: Kurt Rambis</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-256-kurt-rambis</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: an animal rights activist gets beaten with a duck in Spain, an Australian man gets stuck in a washing machine, and a Dutch woman announces her intention to marry her dog after her cat dies, who she was previously married to. Joining us today: Jim Tews and Meatball!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: an animal rights activist g…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: an animal rights activist gets beaten with a duck in Spain, an Australian man gets stuck in a washing machine, and a Dutch woman announces her intention to marry her dog after her cat dies, who she was previously married to. Joining us today: Jim Tews and Meatball!</description>
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      <title>Episode 255: Radio Cat</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2015 22:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-255-radio-cat</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: three enterprising criminals troll the depths of the NYC sewer system for treasures, a man in a bear suit has fun with bears, and a man shoplifts $75 worth of steaks in his colostomy bag. Joining us today: Reid Faylor, Andrew Short, and Chris Donahue! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: three enterprising criminal…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: three enterprising criminals troll the depths of the NYC sewer system for treasures, a man in a bear suit has fun with bears, and a man shoplifts $75 worth of steaks in his colostomy bag. Joining us today: Reid Faylor, Andrew Short, and Chris Donahue! </description>
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      <title>Episode 254: Shitzthree</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2015 18:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-254-shitzthree</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a homeless man is arrested for giving a four year old a Wet Willie, a Staten Island Lawyer challenges a plaintiff to trial by combat, and a Texas judge forces a man to marry his girlfriend as punishment. Joining us today: Rob Cantrell and Myka Fox!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a homeless man is arrested …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a homeless man is arrested for giving a four year old a Wet Willie, a Staten Island Lawyer challenges a plaintiff to trial by combat, and a Texas judge forces a man to marry his girlfriend as punishment. Joining us today: Rob Cantrell and Myka Fox!</description>
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      <title>The Rain Has Been Ceaseless and the Bugs Are Aplenty</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2015 19:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/the-rain-has-been-ceaseless-and-the-bugs-are-aplenty</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a hitchhiking robot meets his untimely demise after less than two weeks in America, an octogenarian is arrested for copulating with a bush, and a Texan is almost killed when a bullet meant for an armadillo ricochets and strikes him in the jaw. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Travis Irvine!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a hitchhiking robot meets h…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a hitchhiking robot meets his untimely demise after less than two weeks in America, an octogenarian is arrested for copulating with a bush, and a Texan is almost killed when a bullet meant for an armadillo ricochets and strikes him in the jaw. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Travis Irvine!</description>
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      <title>Metalligher</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2015 20:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/metalligher</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a Floridian gets a year in prison for killing nine baby ducks with a lawnmower, a glass table explodes in a Canadian town with a curious name, and a mystery pooper in Norway is terrorizing a golf course. Joining us today: Kellen Maloney, Lyra Smith, Halle Kiefer, and Nick Turner!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a Floridian gets a year in …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a Floridian gets a year in prison for killing nine baby ducks with a lawnmower, a glass table explodes in a Canadian town with a curious name, and a mystery pooper in Norway is terrorizing a golf course. Joining us today: Kellen Maloney, Lyra Smith, Halle Kiefer, and Nick Turner!</description>
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      <title>Most Delicious Girl</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2015 18:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/most-delicious-girl</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a small town in Russia holds it's annual Mosquito Festival, a pig enthusiast gets drunk and naked with his favorite animals, and a high school refuses to change it's questionable mascot. Joining us today: Josh Krebs and Natalie Jean!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a small town in Russia hold…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a small town in Russia holds it's annual Mosquito Festival, a pig enthusiast gets drunk and naked with his favorite animals, and a high school refuses to change it's questionable mascot. Joining us today: Josh Krebs and Natalie Jean!</description>
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      <title>Episode 250: A Man Known Only As Bear</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-250-a-man-known-only-as-bear</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this week's Round Table: a Muslim boy with a tail loses his god status after losing his tail, wet wipes prove to be the scourge of the sewers, and a Texas man gets eaten by gators after screaming, "Fuck them gators!"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this week's Round Table: a Muslim boy with a t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this week's Round Table: a Muslim boy with a tail loses his god status after losing his tail, wet wipes prove to be the scourge of the sewers, and a Texas man gets eaten by gators after screaming, "Fuck them gators!"</description>
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      <title>Episode 249: The Roast of Kevin Barnett</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-249-the-roast-of-kevin-barnett</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's time for the annual Round Table Roast as this year we honor everyone's favorite bird enthusiast, Kevin Barnett. Included this year on the dais is hosts Ben Kissel and Ed Larson plus Jackie Zebrowski, Henry Zebrowski, Holden McNeely, Nimesh Patel, Mike Recine, and Jeffrey Joseph!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's time for the annual Round Table Roast as thi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's time for the annual Round Table Roast as this year we honor everyone's favorite bird enthusiast, Kevin Barnett. Included this year on the dais is hosts Ben Kissel and Ed Larson plus Jackie Zebrowski, Henry Zebrowski, Holden McNeely, Nimesh Patel, Mike Recine, and Jeffrey Joseph!</description>
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      <title>Episode 248: Mauschwitz</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:22:16</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: CNN confused by dildo flag, handsome gorillas, a man joins ISIS over cat, Iowa grants gun permits to the blind and man regrets Miley Cyrus tattoos. Joining us today: Micah Sherman &amp; Sarah Nowak!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: CNN confused by dildo f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: CNN confused by dildo flag, handsome gorillas, a man joins ISIS over cat, Iowa grants gun permits to the blind and man regrets Miley Cyrus tattoos. Joining us today: Micah Sherman &amp; Sarah Nowak!</description>
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      <title>Episode 247: Gooshy Skwooshy</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:14:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a prostitute named Throatzilla exposes a Dallas Cowboy on Twitter, a Florida woman is busted for having sex with a pit bull named 2-face, and police are looking for a man who was caught masturbating outside a Kum &amp; Go. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler and Nick Vatterott!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a prostitute named Thro…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a prostitute named Throatzilla exposes a Dallas Cowboy on Twitter, a Florida woman is busted for having sex with a pit bull named 2-face, and police are looking for a man who was caught masturbating outside a Kum &amp; Go. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler and Nick Vatterott!</description>
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      <title>Episode 246: Philadelphia Fever</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:16:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a man in Brooklyn is almost arrested for legally grilling a guinnea pig in a Brooklyn park, 1100 piglets die in a tragic accident, and the world's first successful penile transplant recipient gets his girlfriend pregnant. Joining us today: Julie Rosing, Chesley Calloway, and Henry Zebrowski!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a man in Brooklyn is almost…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a man in Brooklyn is almost arrested for legally grilling a guinnea pig in a Brooklyn park, 1100 piglets die in a tragic accident, and the world's first successful penile transplant recipient gets his girlfriend pregnant. Joining us today: Julie Rosing, Chesley Calloway, and Henry Zebrowski!
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      <title>Episode 245: War Goat</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:07:06</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a famous Canadian World War I goat is being immortalized in film, a sock fetishist is caught in a bizarre sting operation, and a Korean teacher eats a guinea pig in front of his class to teach them a lesson. Joining us today: Jordan Temple!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a famous Canadian World War…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a famous Canadian World War I goat is being immortalized in film, a sock fetishist is caught in a bizarre sting operation, and a Korean teacher eats a guinea pig in front of his class to teach them a lesson. Joining us today: Jordan Temple!</description>
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      <title>Holden Talks For Thirty Minutes</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:30:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this Round Table special: Holden talks for thirty minutes.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this Round Table special: Holden talks for thi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this Round Table special: Holden talks for thirty minutes.</description>
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      <title>Episode 244: Drain Dropped</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-244-drain-dropped</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a real milk heavy episode of Round Table this week as a woman tricks her roommates into drinking her foot shavings in their milk and a man throws milk on a couple of girls at the 14th St station here in NYC plus a bear buries a woman alive to eat her later. Joining us today: Josh Rabinowitz, Casey James Salengo, and Danny Tamberelli!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a real milk heavy episode of Round Table thi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a real milk heavy episode of Round Table this week as a woman tricks her roommates into drinking her foot shavings in their milk and a man throws milk on a couple of girls at the 14th St station here in NYC plus a bear buries a woman alive to eat her later. Joining us today: Josh Rabinowitz, Casey James Salengo, and Danny Tamberelli!</description>
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      <title>Episode 243: Man in the Tuna</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-243-man-in-the-tuna</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a new drug called Flakka sweeps the nation and a Bumblebee Tuna gets cooked along with 12,000 pounds of the fish he most likely despised.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a new drug called Flakka sw…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a new drug called Flakka sweeps the nation and a Bumblebee Tuna gets cooked along with 12,000 pounds of the fish he most likely despised.</description>
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      <title>Episode 242: Like a Lump on a Log</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-242-like-a-lump-on-a-log</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: China is looking to ban funeral strippers, a boy is checked for a bevy of STDs after blowing on a used condom, and a pedophile steals a bus in an attempt to use it to kidnap children. Joining us today: Danny Solomon and Amber Nelson!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: China is looking to ban…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: China is looking to ban funeral strippers, a boy is checked for a bevy of STDs after blowing on a used condom, and a pedophile steals a bus in an attempt to use it to kidnap children. Joining us today: Danny Solomon and Amber Nelson!</description>
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      <title>Episode 241: Round Table 4/20 P-Funk Special</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-241-round-table-420-p-funk-special</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a Round Table spark dat shit 4/20 special as Ed and Marcus interview keyboardist Danny Bedrosian of Parliament Funkadelic about what makes funk, working with George Clinton, and his own solo project Secret Army while also playing some tracks of Funkadelic's new album First Ya Gotta Shake The Gate.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a Round Table spark dat shit 4/20 special as…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a Round Table spark dat shit 4/20 special as Ed and Marcus interview keyboardist Danny Bedrosian of Parliament Funkadelic about what makes funk, working with George Clinton, and his own solo project Secret Army while also playing some tracks of Funkadelic's new album First Ya Gotta Shake The Gate.</description>
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      <title>Episode 240: Ghost Rider</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-240-ghost-rider</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: piss jugs foul up the side of a Canadian highway, a study reveals that men are more likely to travel back into time to kill Hitler, and a Floridian breaks into an ex's house to defecate on her things. Joining us today: Jake Hart and Rob Cantrell!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: piss jugs foul up the side …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: piss jugs foul up the side of a Canadian highway, a study reveals that men are more likely to travel back into time to kill Hitler, and a Floridian breaks into an ex's house to defecate on her things. Joining us today: Jake Hart and Rob Cantrell!</description>
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      <title>Episode 239: Radio Pig</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-239-radio-pig</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a pig causes a stir at a local Burger King, an Argentinian man dies while having sex with a scarecrow, and a New Hampshire teen is arrested for impersonating a police officer at an ice cream parlor.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a pig causes a stir at …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a pig causes a stir at a local Burger King, an Argentinian man dies while having sex with a scarecrow, and a New Hampshire teen is arrested for impersonating a police officer at an ice cream parlor.</description>
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      <title>Episode 238: Lord Humongulous</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-238-lord-humongulous</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a bank robber eats his own feces while testifying at his own trial, a San Francisco prison is accused of running a fight club, and a particularly creative Englishman is using a webcam to live stream his own decay after death. Joining us today: Chris Laker, Jake Young, Mike Guild, and Matt Maragno!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a bank robber eats his own …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a bank robber eats his own feces while testifying at his own trial, a San Francisco prison is accused of running a fight club, and a particularly creative Englishman is using a webcam to live stream his own decay after death. Joining us today: Chris Laker, Jake Young, Mike Guild, and Matt Maragno!</description>
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      <title>Episode 237: Turdy Point Buck</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-237-turdy-point-buck</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: America loses the name Gary, a falconer loses his falcon to a duck enthusiast, and a Florida man loses his iguana business to the law.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: America loses the name …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: America loses the name Gary, a falconer loses his falcon to a duck enthusiast, and a Florida man loses his iguana business to the law.</description>
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      <title>Episode 236: Walking On Broken Glass</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-236-walking-on-broken-glass</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: another serial pooper shows up in Akron, a bride dumps a groom at the altar for being unable to do simple arithmetic, and a 75 year old woman chokes a rabid raccoon to death. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Micah Sherman!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: another serial pooper shows…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: another serial pooper shows up in Akron, a bride dumps a groom at the altar for being unable to do simple arithmetic, and a 75 year old woman chokes a rabid raccoon to death. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Micah Sherman!
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      <title>Episode 235: The Snow Outside Is Fatter Than The Bride</title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:05:35</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a man named Teitz goes by the name of Gooch and steals his date's car, a Saudi Arabian man divorces his wife for loving a camel more than him, and a foul mouthed Dallas teacher gets in trouble for describing his penis to a class full of 7th graders. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Chris Nester!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a man named Teitz goes by t…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 234: Box Him Up</title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:10:19</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a man taking Risperdal wins a lawsuit after growing 34DD breasts, two blind alcoholic Russian bears are saved by Brigitte Bardot, and our favorite mailbox violator is found dead behind a Chinese food restaurant. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Andrew Short!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a man taking Risperdal wins…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 233: I'm Lovin' It Part Two</title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:14:45</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a man with a menagerie of dangerous animals dies after choking to death on a sex toy, a couple of Circle K employees trash their own store on the directions of a prank caller, and a German nurse admits to killing dozens of people because he was bored. Joining us today: Mike Coscarelli!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a man with a menagerie …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a man with a menagerie of dangerous animals dies after choking to death on a sex toy, a couple of Circle K employees trash their own store on the directions of a prank caller, and a German nurse admits to killing dozens of people because he was bored. Joining us today: Mike Coscarelli!</description>
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      <title>Episode 232: Frodo Luther King Jr.</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:12:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a crocodile in Bangladesh dies from overeating as worshipers feed him too many chickens, a woman in Arizona is arrested for hoarding and freezing cats for her dinner, and a supermarket in Los Angeles is in trouble for selling dead raccoons. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Mookie, and Trey Galyon!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a crocodile in Bangladesh d…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a crocodile in Bangladesh dies from overeating as worshipers feed him too many chickens, a woman in Arizona is arrested for hoarding and freezing cats for her dinner, and a supermarket in Los Angeles is in trouble for selling dead raccoons. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Mookie, and Trey Galyon!</description>
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      <title>Episode 231: Bloody Mary Boy</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:14:10</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: an Owl in Portland is stealing hats from joggers, two men in Egypt beat monkeys for their bananas, and a mortician in Ghana admits on live TV to having sex with corpses. Joining us today: Dan McNamara and Roommate Mike!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: an Owl in Portland is s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: an Owl in Portland is stealing hats from joggers, two men in Egypt beat monkeys for their bananas, and a mortician in Ghana admits on live TV to having sex with corpses. Joining us today: Dan McNamara and Roommate Mike!
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      <title>Episode 230: Slimer Goes to Sunday School</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:21:10</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this special live Round Tabler of the Year edition of the Round Table: a Montana woman gets caught up in an elaborate monkey scam, a woman falls to her death moments after accepting a marriage proposal, and a man trying to sell his virginity online gets zero takers. Joining us for this special event: Jason Saenz, Mookie, Roommate Mike, Amber Nelson, and the Reformed Whores!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this special live Round Tabler of the Year edi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this special live Round Tabler of the Year edition of the Round Table: a Montana woman gets caught up in an elaborate monkey scam, a woman falls to her death moments after accepting a marriage proposal, and a man trying to sell his virginity online gets zero takers. Joining us for this special event: Jason Saenz, Mookie, Roommate Mike, Amber Nelson, and the Reformed Whores!</description>
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      <title>Episode 229: Spookers!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:00:53</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a woman is furious after a picture of her wetting herself is used to advertise a haunted house, the Cannibal Cop is looking for love on Match.com, and an Irish grandmother is busted for selling cocaine.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a woman is furious afte…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a woman is furious after a picture of her wetting herself is used to advertise a haunted house, the Cannibal Cop is looking for love on Match.com, and an Irish grandmother is busted for selling cocaine.</description>
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      <title>Episode 228: Fratartacism</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:06:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a blind man dies after burning himself up with a microwaved towel, an English man is arrested for sexing up a mailbox, and a dog in Queens is named heir to a sizable fortune. Joining us today: Benji Aflalo and Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a blind man dies after …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a blind man dies after burning himself up with a microwaved towel, an English man is arrested for sexing up a mailbox, and a dog in Queens is named heir to a sizable fortune. Joining us today: Benji Aflalo and Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 227: Taken 4 - Granted</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:18:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a Danish teacher threatens to cut off the penises of two small boys for forgetting Santa hats, a woman in China actually cuts off her husband's penis, twice, and a camel kills two in Texas. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a Danish teacher threat…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a Danish teacher threatens to cut off the penises of two small boys for forgetting Santa hats, a woman in China actually cuts off her husband's penis, twice, and a camel kills two in Texas. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!
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      <title>Episode 226: In Them Guts</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:08:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: six drunk elephants in India are electrocuted to death, a couple in Florida get trapped in an unlocked closet for two days, and a woman trying to use a potato as an IUD ends up with roots in her vagina. Joining us today: Rae Sanni and Peggy O'Leary!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: six drunk elephants in …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: six drunk elephants in India are electrocuted to death, a couple in Florida get trapped in an unlocked closet for two days, and a woman trying to use a potato as an IUD ends up with roots in her vagina. Joining us today: Rae Sanni and Peggy O'Leary!</description>
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      <title>Episode 225: Goon Biscuit</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:06:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a Bible thumper encouraged to jump off a ledge goes through with it, an NFL player takes no mercy on sick children during a Madden game, and an Australian man is facing jail time for exorcising vagina demons.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a Bible thumper encoura…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a Bible thumper encouraged to jump off a ledge goes through with it, an NFL player takes no mercy on sick children during a Madden game, and an Australian man is facing jail time for exorcising vagina demons.</description>
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      <title>Episode 224: Top Clams</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-224-top-clams</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a Furry convention is attacked by chlorine gas, a monkey is on the loose in Florida, and a man assaults his wife with a McChicken. Joining us today: Jared Logan!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a Furry convention is a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a Furry convention is attacked by chlorine gas, a monkey is on the loose in Florida, and a man assaults his wife with a McChicken. Joining us today: Jared Logan!
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      <title>Episode 223: Ball Crazy</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:07:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: an Australian with dementia steals a hearse with a body inside, an unruly service pig gets kicked off a plane, and a police dog gets fired for being skittish, afraid of heights, and prone to barking too much. Joining us today: Danny Tamberelli!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: an Australian with deme…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: an Australian with dementia steals a hearse with a body inside, an unruly service pig gets kicked off a plane, and a police dog gets fired for being skittish, afraid of heights, and prone to barking too much. Joining us today: Danny Tamberelli!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 222: A Big To-Do</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-222-a-big-to-do</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a boy in Russia develops magnetic powers after being shocked by a faulty lamp post, a man in Boston causes naked mayhem at Logan Airport, and a sex-crazed elephant kills his handler. Joining us today: Jim Tews and Steve Pasieka!
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      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a boy in Russia develop…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a boy in Russia develops magnetic powers after being shocked by a faulty lamp post, a man in Boston causes naked mayhem at Logan Airport, and a sex-crazed elephant kills his handler. Joining us today: Jim Tews and Steve Pasieka!
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      <title>Episode 221: Shaving Hands</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:08:35</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a group of Juggalos in Buffalo pitch in to help out their community, a man on fire wanders into a Taco Bell and asks for a glass of water, and a terrible first date at an Arby's ends in drug charges. Joining us today: Louis Katz and Shakir Standley!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a group of Juggalos in …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a group of Juggalos in Buffalo pitch in to help out their community, a man on fire wanders into a Taco Bell and asks for a glass of water, and a terrible first date at an Arby's ends in drug charges. Joining us today: Louis Katz and Shakir Standley!</description>
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      <title>Episode 220: A 12 Year Mulrennan</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:10:17</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a falcon enthusiast is barred from seeing a falcon exhibit on the grounds that he might be a pedophile, an Irish woman is denied a job in Korea due to her country's reputation for producing alcoholics, and a bull is being sent to the slaughterhouse because he is gay. Joining us today: Chris Laker and James Adomian!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a falcon enthusiast is …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a falcon enthusiast is barred from seeing a falcon exhibit on the grounds that he might be a pedophile, an Irish woman is denied a job in Korea due to her country's reputation for producing alcoholics, and a bull is being sent to the slaughterhouse because he is gay. Joining us today: Chris Laker and James Adomian!</description>
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      <title>Episode: 219 Pus Nugs</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:19:39</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: two men are arrested in two separate incidents involving sex with dogs, two clowns are arrested for assaulting haunted house patrons with dildos, and a woman discovers a three inch leech living in her nose. Joining us today: Ryland Blackington!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: two men are arrested in…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: two men are arrested in two separate incidents involving sex with dogs, two clowns are arrested for assaulting haunted house patrons with dildos, and a woman discovers a three inch leech living in her nose. Joining us today: Ryland Blackington!</description>
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      <title>Episode 218: Honk for Zoo</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-218-honk-for-zoo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a boy in Florida is arrested for ejaculating onto a stuffed horse in a Walmart, an American expat in Mexico is killed by his Coca-Cola loving camel, and a Connecticut man is arrested for aggressive mopping. Joining us today: Mike Recine and Micah Sherman!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a boy in Florida is arr…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a boy in Florida is arrested for ejaculating onto a stuffed horse in a Walmart, an American expat in Mexico is killed by his Coca-Cola loving camel, and a Connecticut man is arrested for aggressive mopping. Joining us today: Mike Recine and Micah Sherman!</description>
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      <title>Episode 217: Butts n' Guts</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-217-butts-n-guts</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a woman in Spain gets pregnant by a dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party, a rapper in Phoenix tries to take a dump on stage amidst booing, and a boy in Italy has his internal organs damaged after compressed air is shot into his rectum. Joining us today: Mookie Thompson and Walter Replogle!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a woman in Spain gets p…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a woman in Spain gets pregnant by a dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party, a rapper in Phoenix tries to take a dump on stage amidst booing, and a boy in Italy has his internal organs damaged after compressed air is shot into his rectum. Joining us today: Mookie Thompson and Walter Replogle!</description>
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      <title>Episode 216: The Trial of the Mystery Pooper</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-216-the-trial-of-the-mystery-pooper</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:40:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: the saga of the Mystery Pooper comes to a definitive end, live from the Creek and the Cave during the 1st Annual Cave Comedy Radio Sausage Party!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: the saga of the Mys…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: the saga of the Mystery Pooper comes to a definitive end, live from the Creek and the Cave during the 1st Annual Cave Comedy Radio Sausage Party!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 215: Slap Dog Tuesday</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-215-slap-dog-tuesday</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a man in New Hampshire lights a fire and chases his neighbor with a chainsaw, two amorous donkeys in Poland are reunited following a complaint from a concerned mother, and a thief trades a diamond ring worth $150,000 for twenty bucks worth of weed. Joining us today: Chris Laker and Lupe Rodriquez!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a man in New Hampshire ligh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a man in New Hampshire lights a fire and chases his neighbor with a chainsaw, two amorous donkeys in Poland are reunited following a complaint from a concerned mother, and a thief trades a diamond ring worth $150,000 for twenty bucks worth of weed. Joining us today: Chris Laker and Lupe Rodriquez!</description>
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      <title>Episode 214: The 11th Day Feast for the Monkey's Soul</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-214-the-11th-day-feast-for-the-monkeys-soul</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a Make-a-Wish recipient dies fulfilling his wish, a man in England dresses in a gimp suit for charity, and an entire village in India mourns the death of their monkey.
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a Make-a-Wish recipient die…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a Make-a-Wish recipient dies fulfilling his wish, a man in England dresses in a gimp suit for charity, and an entire village in India mourns the death of their monkey.
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      <title>Episode: 213 Oh, You're Here To Arrest Me</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-213-oh-youre-here-to-arrest-me</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a California man kills his girlfriend's dog and feeds it to her, a woman is arrested for pointing a gun at a young clarinetist, and a high speed chase ends in the perp lying on a neighbor's floor petting their cats. Joining us today: John Moreno and Andrew Short!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a California man kills …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a California man kills his girlfriend's dog and feeds it to her, a woman is arrested for pointing a gun at a young clarinetist, and a high speed chase ends in the perp lying on a neighbor's floor petting their cats. Joining us today: John Moreno and Andrew Short!</description>
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      <title>Episode 212: Tiny Me</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-212-tiny-me</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a bull escapes a slaughterhouse in Germany and gores a jogger, two apes at the St. Louis zoo are causing a flutter of love with their sweet serenades, and the Round Table holds its most serious monkey debate yet. Joining us today: Kelly Fastuca and Holden's long-suffering girlfriend, Lexi!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a bull escapes a slaugh…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a bull escapes a slaughterhouse in Germany and gores a jogger, two apes at the St. Louis zoo are causing a flutter of love with their sweet serenades, and the Round Table holds its most serious monkey debate yet. Joining us today: Kelly Fastuca and Holden's long-suffering girlfriend, Lexi!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 211: The Skies of Etherea</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-211-the-skies-of-etherea</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:15:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a horse pulling a coffin dies in the middle of the funeral procession, a crew member dies by cop while filming an episode of Cops, and a young boy in China tries to kill a construction worker for being too loud. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Myka Fox, and from the sketch group Man Boobs: Danny Tamberelli, Jeremy L. Balon, and Brendan O'Rourke!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a horse pulling a coffin di…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a horse pulling a coffin dies in the middle of the funeral procession, a crew member dies by cop while filming an episode of Cops, and a young boy in China tries to kill a construction worker for being too loud. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Myka Fox, and from the sketch group Man Boobs: Danny Tamberelli, Jeremy L. Balon, and Brendan O'Rourke!</description>
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      <title>Episode 210: Theodore Rex</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-210-theodore-rex</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: an argument over watermelons causes a shooting spree in Russia, a man shows his penis in court to prove he's too tiny to hang it out of his trousers, and a morgue worker admits to having sex with over 100 corpses. Joining us today: Josh Potter!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: an argument over waterm…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: an argument over watermelons causes a shooting spree in Russia, a man shows his penis in court to prove he's too tiny to hang it out of his trousers, and a morgue worker admits to having sex with over 100 corpses. Joining us today: Josh Potter!
</description>
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      <title>Episode: 209 The No Boys</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-209-the-no-boys</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a Saudi man is killed by a donkey after trying to have sex with it, a pet-eating python gets caught in Florida, and a woman proves romance isn't dead by stealing a bottle of wine so she can see her boyfriend in jail. Joining us today: Chris Nester, Nick Turner, Lyra, and Mookie!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a Saudi man is killed b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a Saudi man is killed by a donkey after trying to have sex with it, a pet-eating python gets caught in Florida, and a woman proves romance isn't dead by stealing a bottle of wine so she can see her boyfriend in jail. Joining us today: Chris Nester, Nick Turner, Lyra, and Mookie!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 208: Hey Succotash</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:59:32</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a couple of Juggalos burn off a man's arm in an attempt to remove an ICP tattoo they felt he didn't deserve, an elderly veteran is caught slipping knitting needles into various meats in a local supermarket, and, most importantly, the only witness to the actual poop, Holden's girlfriend Lexi, comes into the studio to testify! Also joining us: Michael Che and Amber Nelson!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a couple of Juggalos bu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a couple of Juggalos burn off a man's arm in an attempt to remove an ICP tattoo they felt he didn't deserve, an elderly veteran is caught slipping knitting needles into various meats in a local supermarket, and, most importantly, the only witness to the actual poop, Holden's girlfriend Lexi, comes into the studio to testify! Also joining us: Michael Che and Amber Nelson!</description>
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      <title>Episode 207: Lick It in the Bowl, Eat It in the Dish</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:16:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: efforts to rescue a Canadian cat with a bird feeder stuck on its head are being thwarted by a vindictive local man, a man dies after crashing his car into a bee house, and the saga of the Phantom Pooper continues. Joining us today: prime suspects Doug Austin, Kellen Maloney, roommate Mike and superfan Corey!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: efforts to rescue a Can…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: efforts to rescue a Canadian cat with a bird feeder stuck on its head are being thwarted by a vindictive local man, a man dies after crashing his car into a bee house, and the saga of the Phantom Pooper continues. Joining us today: prime suspects Doug Austin, Kellen Maloney, roommate Mike and superfan Corey!</description>
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      <title>Episode 206: Everyone is a Suspect</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:24:04</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: we've got one hell of a mystery on our hands this week. Someone took a dump in Holden and Ben's shower. Who was it?! Join the Round Table as we spend the majority of an hour and half trying to solve this stumper. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler, Lupe Rodriquez and Chris Donahue!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: we've got one hell of a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: we've got one hell of a mystery on our hands this week. Someone took a dump in Holden and Ben's shower. Who was it?! Join the Round Table as we spend the majority of an hour and half trying to solve this stumper. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler, Lupe Rodriquez and Chris Donahue!</description>
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      <title>Episode 205: Tea and Crimpets</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:07:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a pig on the loose is terrorizing a small town in Maine, a woman shoots herself in the face with a shotgun to prove a point, and seagulls are running wild in Dublin. Joining us today: Doug and Bill!
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      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a pig on the loose is t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a pig on the loose is terrorizing a small town in Maine, a woman shoots herself in the face with a shotgun to prove a point, and seagulls are running wild in Dublin. Joining us today: Doug and Bill!
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      <title>Episode 204: Holiday</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:12:06</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating how to beat the game of Russian Roulette, a highly intoxicated Georgian charged with a DWI claims the dog drove him to the store, and an English gal has a rare medical condition called Fish Odor Syndrome. Joining us today: Reid Faylor, Jordan Temple, and Tiff Baker!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a man shoots himself in…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating how to beat the game of Russian Roulette, a highly intoxicated Georgian charged with a DWI claims the dog drove him to the store, and an English gal has a rare medical condition called Fish Odor Syndrome. Joining us today: Reid Faylor, Jordan Temple, and Tiff Baker!</description>
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      <title>Episode 203: Funny Mummy Room</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:08:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a woman sprays a child in the face with poisonous weed killer, a drunk man takes a harrowing ride on a tractor, and a bear falls through a skylight on a quest for cupcakes. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Jeff Darland, and Matteo Lane!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a woman sprays a child …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a woman sprays a child in the face with poisonous weed killer, a drunk man takes a harrowing ride on a tractor, and a bear falls through a skylight on a quest for cupcakes. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Jeff Darland, and Matteo Lane!</description>
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      <title>Episode 202: Chicken Rocks</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:13:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a woman is sentenced to life in prison for valuing the life of baby ducks over that of a motorcyclist, a 98 year old woman suffocates her 100 year old roommate with a plastic bag, and a man chases a goat off a cliff. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Kellen Maloney, and a special secret surprise guest.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a woman is sentenced to…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a woman is sentenced to life in prison for valuing the life of baby ducks over that of a motorcyclist, a 98 year old woman suffocates her 100 year old roommate with a plastic bag, and a man chases a goat off a cliff. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Kellen Maloney, and a special secret surprise guest.</description>
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      <title>Episode 201: Maggot Brain</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-201-maggot-brain</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: two men in Minnesota have a chainsaw fight, a woman in England has a harrowing story to tell concerning maggots, and a 61 year old vandal leads Australian police on a scooter chase. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnell, Julia Johns, and Jim Tews!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: two men in Minnesota ha…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: two men in Minnesota have a chainsaw fight, a woman in England has a harrowing story to tell concerning maggots, and a 61 year old vandal leads Australian police on a scooter chase. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnell, Julia Johns, and Jim Tews!</description>
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      <title>Episode 200: Happy Birthday Bone Toilet</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-200-happy-birthday-bone-toilet</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:14:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: half a family drowns in a cesspool in China trying to retrieve a lost cell phone, a man drives across the country with his dead girlfriend's corpse in the front seat, and an accused murderer has his too fat to murder defense struck down. Joining us today: Malachi Nimmons, Tim Warner, and Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: half a family drowns in…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: half a family drowns in a cesspool in China trying to retrieve a lost cell phone, a man drives across the country with his dead girlfriend's corpse in the front seat, and an accused murderer has his too fat to murder defense struck down. Joining us today: Malachi Nimmons, Tim Warner, and Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 199: The Roast of Marcus Parks</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-199-the-roast-of-marcus-parks</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:21:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: on this very special live episode, the Round Table roasts producer and local bad-toothed psychopath, Marcus Parks. Featuring all the members of the Round Table, Jared Logan, Mike Recine, Amber Nelson, Rebecca Trent, and Nick Turner on the dais!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: on this very special li…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: on this very special live episode, the Round Table roasts producer and local bad-toothed psychopath, Marcus Parks. Featuring all the members of the Round Table, Jared Logan, Mike Recine, Amber Nelson, Rebecca Trent, and Nick Turner on the dais!</description>
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      <title>Episode 198: Do-Badders</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-198-do-badders</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a cat that looks like Hitler got beat up for looking like Hitler, a wave of penis disappearances take Burkina Faso by storm, and a man tries to have sex with an ATM. Joining us today: Mark Normand!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a cat that looks like H…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a cat that looks like Hitler got beat up for looking like Hitler, a wave of penis disappearances take Burkina Faso by storm, and a man tries to have sex with an ATM. Joining us today: Mark Normand!
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      <title>Episode 196: Jailbird Sex Act on Church Lawn</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-196-jailbird-sex-act-on-church-lawn</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a dog with huge nipples is stolen, the mystery pooper of Ypsilanti, MI is caught, and a Japanese taxi driver gets off on passengers peeing in his cab. Joining us briefly today: Pat Dixon!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a dog with huge nipples…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a dog with huge nipples is stolen, the mystery pooper of Ypsilanti, MI is caught, and a Japanese taxi driver gets off on passengers peeing in his cab. Joining us briefly today: Pat Dixon!</description>
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      <title>Episode 197: Orgy at the Burn Ward</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-197-orgy-at-the-burn-ward</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a man wrapped up like a burrito behind a Taco Bell gets arrested for meth possession, the son of Lobster Boy speaks out for the first time about his father's murder, and a prankster in Minnesota pulls one over on the establishment. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Adam Newman, and Katherine Timpf!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a man wrapped up like a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a man wrapped up like a burrito behind a Taco Bell gets arrested for meth possession, the son of Lobster Boy speaks out for the first time about his father's murder, and a prankster in Minnesota pulls one over on the establishment. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Adam Newman, and Katherine Timpf!</description>
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      <title>Episode 195: Meat in the Middle</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:13:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a man goes to jail for a year for pouring hot sauce on a puppy, another man goes on a kissing spree in a drug store, and a Brazillian man is killed by a falling toilet. Joining us today: Shakir Stanley!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a man goes to jail for …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a man goes to jail for a year for pouring hot sauce on a puppy, another man goes on a kissing spree in a drug store, and a Brazillian man is killed by a falling toilet. Joining us today: Shakir Stanley!</description>
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      <title>Episode 194: Scoop Heads</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 20:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-194-scoop-heads</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a teacher gets fired after giving a student a lap dance in class, an Oregon power plant is under fire for using aborted fetuses to feed the fires, and a woman is arrested in Arizona for conspiracy to commit bestiality. Joining us today: Justy Dodge!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a teacher gets fired af…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a teacher gets fired after giving a student a lap dance in class, an Oregon power plant is under fire for using aborted fetuses to feed the fires, and a woman is arrested in Arizona for conspiracy to commit bestiality. Joining us today: Justy Dodge!</description>
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      <title>Episode 193: Ham Flower</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:09:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a squirrel causes havoc in a Dollar Store and ends up full of bullets, a man breaks into a church with a prostitute and steals from the rectory to pay her, and a woman strangles the hitman her husband hired to kill her to death. Joining us today: Jordan Temple and Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a squirrel causes havoc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a squirrel causes havoc in a Dollar Store and ends up full of bullets, a man breaks into a church with a prostitute and steals from the rectory to pay her, and a woman strangles the hitman her husband hired to kill her to death. Joining us today: Jordan Temple and Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 192: Pinch a Lip</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-192-pinch-a-lip</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: an African Grey tries to commit suicide after being locked in a garage for three years, a student in Ireland has a heart attack from a testicle tug, and a dwarf has an adventure on the road that none of us will soon forget. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and The Reformed Whores!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: an African Grey tries t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: an African Grey tries to commit suicide after being locked in a garage for three years, a student in Ireland has a heart attack from a testicle tug, and a dwarf has an adventure on the road that none of us will soon forget. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and The Reformed Whores!</description>
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      <title>Episode 191: Weird and Deliberate</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-191-weird-and-deliberate</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a mystery pooper is terrorizing a town in Michigan, police are searching for the notorious "granny spinner" in Romania, and a man sets fire to an apartment building after trying to burn the fur of a squirrel. Joining us today: Chris Waelti and Andrew Short!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a mystery pooper is ter…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a mystery pooper is terrorizing a town in Michigan, police are searching for the notorious "granny spinner" in Romania, and a man sets fire to an apartment building after trying to burn the fur of a squirrel. Joining us today: Chris Waelti and Andrew Short!</description>
      <enclosure length="58321263" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/204072021-roundtableofgentlemen-episode-191-weird-and-deliberate.mp3"/>
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      <title>Episode 190: Gummi Worms</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-190-gummi-worms</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a German porn star is kicked out of the Nazi party for participating in an interracial scene, a man opens up a dead porcupine to find a rare mineral and ends up saving a lil porcupine instead, and Marcus finally pushes the Round Table to their breaking point. Joining us today: Amber Nelson!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a German porn star is k…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a German porn star is kicked out of the Nazi party for participating in an interracial scene, a man opens up a dead porcupine to find a rare mineral and ends up saving a lil porcupine instead, and Marcus finally pushes the Round Table to their breaking point. Joining us today: Amber Nelson!</description>
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      <title>Episode 189: Pudgy Don't Care</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-189-pudgy-dont-care</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: a man assaults his wife after a rousing rendition of "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead", an emu causes a ruckus, and a bus driver is arrested after she is found to be drunk on gin-soaked raisins. Joining us today: John Pack and Micah Sherman!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: a man assaults his wife aft…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: a man assaults his wife after a rousing rendition of "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead", an emu causes a ruckus, and a bus driver is arrested after she is found to be drunk on gin-soaked raisins. Joining us today: John Pack and Micah Sherman!</description>
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      <title>Episode 188: Bird Luger</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-188-bird-luger</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a triple amputee security guard almost dies in the line of duty, a man tries to trade a boat trailer for sex, and a cat holds a family hostage. Joining us today: Josh Gondelman!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a triple amputee securi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a triple amputee security guard almost dies in the line of duty, a man tries to trade a boat trailer for sex, and a cat holds a family hostage. Joining us today: Josh Gondelman!</description>
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      <title>Episode 187: Farty Goes to Washington</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-187-farty-goes-to-washington</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a family trips balls from eating LSD-tainted meat, a Florida man is busted for having sex with his pit bull in his front yard, and an Oklahoma man gets lost in his city's sewer system for two days while searching for a $20 bill. Joining us today: Monroe Martin and Meatball, plus Kevin is back!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a family trips balls fr…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a family trips balls from eating LSD-tainted meat, a Florida man is busted for having sex with his pit bull in his front yard, and an Oklahoma man gets lost in his city's sewer system for two days while searching for a $20 bill. Joining us today: Monroe Martin and Meatball, plus Kevin is back!</description>
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      <title>Episode 186: Lobocop</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-186-lobocop</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: Japan unveils a new Robocop to stop subway gropers, another parrot turns stool pigeon (this time for murder), and a woman uses a dirty diaper in an assault in Florida. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, John Moreno, Henry Zebrowski, and Jordan Temple!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: Japan unveils a new Rob…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: Japan unveils a new Robocop to stop subway gropers, another parrot turns stool pigeon (this time for murder), and a woman uses a dirty diaper in an assault in Florida. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, John Moreno, Henry Zebrowski, and Jordan Temple!</description>
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      <title>Episode 185: Dirty Uncle Show</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-185-dirty-uncle-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:10:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a pet parrot rats on his owner for drunk driving, a woman uses hypnotherapy in a bid to make her as dumb as Barbie, and an autistic Australian man becomes the butt of a cruel joke. Joining us today: Chris Laker!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a pet parrot rats on hi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a pet parrot rats on his owner for drunk driving, a woman uses hypnotherapy in a bid to make her as dumb as Barbie, and an autistic Australian man becomes the butt of a cruel joke. Joining us today: Chris Laker!</description>
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      <title>Episode 184: Tree Gack</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-184-tree-gack</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a man in India with a tail is worshiped as a monkey god, a man in Vietnam almost dies from a squash in the anus, and a woman in China eats too much and explodes her stomach causing a fire. Joining us today: Anthony Devito, Ed's friend April, and Steve McCarthy!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a man in India with a t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a man in India with a tail is worshiped as a monkey god, a man in Vietnam almost dies from a squash in the anus, and a woman in China eats too much and explodes her stomach causing a fire. Joining us today: Anthony Devito, Ed's friend April, and Steve McCarthy!</description>
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      <title>Episode 182: Don’t Call It An Organ</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-182-dont-call-it-an-organ</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a man carrying a AK-47 in a banana costume advertising on behalf of a local gun store is arrested, inbred giraffe parts were fed to lions at a Copenhagen zoo, and a woman is hospitalized after a vagina tightening rod related accident. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel, Tim Dorsch and Tina!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a man carrying a AK-47 …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a man carrying a AK-47 in a banana costume advertising on behalf of a local gun store is arrested, inbred giraffe parts were fed to lions at a Copenhagen zoo, and a woman is hospitalized after a vagina tightening rod related accident. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel, Tim Dorsch and Tina!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 181: Ping Pong Mother Bush</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-181-ping-pong-mother-bush</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: an opera singer is suing a hospital after a botched surgery saddles her with uncontrollable flatulence, two birds set free by the pope are immediately attacked and presumably killed by other birds, and a ghost ship full of cannibal rats is heading toward England. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Henry Zebrowski, and Dan Wilbur!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: an opera singer is suin…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: an opera singer is suing a hospital after a botched surgery saddles her with uncontrollable flatulence, two birds set free by the pope are immediately attacked and presumably killed by other birds, and a ghost ship full of cannibal rats is heading toward England. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Henry Zebrowski, and Dan Wilbur!</description>
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      <title>Episode 180: Pecanyo</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:52:26</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a clown accidentally sets fire to a dove during a children's birthday in Peru, a grackle gets stuck in a Texas Wal Mart, and a woman with O size breasts might have to get them removed.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a clown accidentally se…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 179: Sir Geo Geo</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:14:20</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a man kills his father-in-law with an atomic wedgie, a pimp sues Nike for not putting warning labels on their shoes, and Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife pulls a gun from her vagina following an argument about aliens. Joining us today: Nick Turner and Jordan Temple!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a man kills his father-…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 178: Street Snakin'</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:14:03</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a Kuwaiti woman divorces her husband over his pea-eating habits, a grandfather in San Diego abandons his 2 year old grandson for a burrito, and the French gain respect. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott and Walter Replogle!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a Kuwaiti woman divorce…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a Kuwaiti woman divorces her husband over his pea-eating habits, a grandfather in San Diego abandons his 2 year old grandson for a burrito, and the French gain respect. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott and Walter Replogle!</description>
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      <title>Episode 177: Beaverton, OR</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:57</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This wwek on the Round Table: an Oregon man fights off twelve cops while masturbating, an overweight virgin almost kills his girlfriend during his first go round, and Jose Canseco is in goat trouble. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler, Reid Faylor, and Henry Zebrowski!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This wwek on the Round Table: an Oregon man fight…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This wwek on the Round Table: an Oregon man fights off twelve cops while masturbating, an overweight virgin almost kills his girlfriend during his first go round, and Jose Canseco is in goat trouble. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler, Reid Faylor, and Henry Zebrowski!
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      <title>Episode 176: Top Five Club</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:00:30</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a routine exercise for a fire department ends in a jet fuel accident, a law banning incorrigible rogues is stricken from the books in England, and a Hawaiian man is killed by cops for brandishing a 12 foot pole with a knife taped to the end.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a routine exercise for …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a routine exercise for a fire department ends in a jet fuel accident, a law banning incorrigible rogues is stricken from the books in England, and a Hawaiian man is killed by cops for brandishing a 12 foot pole with a knife taped to the end.</description>
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      <title>Episode 175: Mr. Funnytongue</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:05:38</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a woman in Virginia is almost killed by a flying deer, a man in Kenya is forced to face his goat victim in court, and a man in Texas tries to use a sword to get free tacos. Joining us today: the organizers of the Brooklyn Comedy Festival!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a woman in Virginia is …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a woman in Virginia is almost killed by a flying deer, a man in Kenya is forced to face his goat victim in court, and a man in Texas tries to use a sword to get free tacos. Joining us today: the organizers of the Brooklyn Comedy Festival!</description>
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      <title>Episode 174: Bitch Disease, or I'm Glad Nobody Said That</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:03:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a wedding dance goes horribly awry when a guest accidentally fires off an AK-47 into the crowd, a woman in New Mexico sues the local police department for pepper spraying her vagina, and a man gets beaten half to death over crab legs at a buffet. Joining us today: Michael Che!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a wedding dance goe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a wedding dance goes horribly awry when a guest accidentally fires off an AK-47 into the crowd, a woman in New Mexico sues the local police department for pepper spraying her vagina, and a man gets beaten half to death over crab legs at a buffet. Joining us today: Michael Che!</description>
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      <title>Episode 173: Braulio Refugio Live</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-173-braulio-refugio-live</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this live episode of the Round Table: a suspected bomb turns out to be a burrito, a prostitute is arrested after she tries to take her child to work with her, and a melee in a Wisconsin supermarket turns into a sexy food fight. Joining us live: Henry Zebrowski, Amber Nelson, Katy Frame, and Adam Newman!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this live episode of the Round Table: a suspec…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this live episode of the Round Table: a suspected bomb turns out to be a burrito, a prostitute is arrested after she tries to take her child to work with her, and a melee in a Wisconsin supermarket turns into a sexy food fight. Joining us live: Henry Zebrowski, Amber Nelson, Katy Frame, and Adam Newman!</description>
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      <title>Episode 172: The Beer Pong Rapist</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-172-the-beer-pong-rapist</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a rapist who targeted frat boys at beer pong tournaments is arrested, a raccoon gets his head stuck in a jar, and a boy is found handcuffed to a porch with a dead chicken tied to his neck. Joining us today: Andrew Short and Lane Pieschel!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a rapist who target…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a rapist who targeted frat boys at beer pong tournaments is arrested, a raccoon gets his head stuck in a jar, and a boy is found handcuffed to a porch with a dead chicken tied to his neck. Joining us today: Andrew Short and Lane Pieschel!</description>
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      <title>Episode 171: You Must Always Remember That</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:53:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a man accidentally shoots his friend during a Sasquatch hunt, a teenager is arrested for shouting Bingo in a Bingo hall, and a frat boy loses a testicle in a hazing ritual. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Andy Haynes!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a man accidentally shoo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a man accidentally shoots his friend during a Sasquatch hunt, a teenager is arrested for shouting Bingo in a Bingo hall, and a frat boy loses a testicle in a hazing ritual. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Andy Haynes!</description>
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      <title>Episode 170: Ways of the Heart</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-170-ways-of-the-heart</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a South African teacher is fired after taking three of his students for penis piercings, a Polish woman is arrested on animal cruelty charges when police discover she was trying to make a Frankenstein dog, and a man steals a monkey by pepper spraying its owner in the face. Joining us today: Mike Recine and Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a South African tea…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a South African teacher is fired after taking three of his students for penis piercings, a Polish woman is arrested on animal cruelty charges when police discover she was trying to make a Frankenstein dog, and a man steals a monkey by pepper spraying its owner in the face. Joining us today: Mike Recine and Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 169: Call Me By My Clown Name</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-169-call-me-by-my-clown-name</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: Mexico's clowns come out against the assassin that shot a top drug lord, a man converts his fortune to gold and throws it away to keep his wife from taking it in the divorce, and a fast food groper is caught after police follow a trail of curly fries to his door. Joining us today: Rojo Perez!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: Mexico's clowns come ou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: Mexico's clowns come out against the assassin that shot a top drug lord, a man converts his fortune to gold and throws it away to keep his wife from taking it in the divorce, and a fast food groper is caught after police follow a trail of curly fries to his door. Joining us today: Rojo Perez!</description>
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      <title>Episode 168: Birds for Kevin</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-168-birds-for-kevin</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man tries to escape a cop by throwing a parrot in his direction, a Chinese bride screams rape after accidentally sleeping with a groomsman on her own wedding night, and an assassin dressed as a clown in Mexico takes down a top drug boss. Joining us today: Malachi Nimmons and our buddy Drew!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man tries to esca…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man tries to escape a cop by throwing a parrot in his direction, a Chinese bride screams rape after accidentally sleeping with a groomsman on her own wedding night, and an assassin dressed as a clown in Mexico takes down a top drug boss. Joining us today: Malachi Nimmons and our buddy Drew!</description>
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      <title>Episode 167: Cowboy Hitler</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-167-cowboy-hitler</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:54:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a man fakes his own kidnapping so he can go out drinking with his buddies, a lunch lady pays two kids to beat up a third, and a man in Mexico is arrested for padlocking his wife's pants. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a man fakes his own kid…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a man fakes his own kidnapping so he can go out drinking with his buddies, a lunch lady pays two kids to beat up a third, and a man in Mexico is arrested for padlocking his wife's pants. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 166: Round Table Special - KUFF Bonkers Radio Hour</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-166-round-table-special-kuff-bonkers-radio-hour</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:05:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Holden McNeely and Marcus Parks of the Round Table are proud to present the first installment of Bonkers Radio Hour, an exploration into the strangest and most annoying corners of their little brother brains. Featuring original songs by The Bungee Boys, The Gogogogogogogogogo, and Donnie and the D*ckheads!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Holden McNeely and Marcus Parks of the Round Tabl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Holden McNeely and Marcus Parks of the Round Table are proud to present the first installment of Bonkers Radio Hour, an exploration into the strangest and most annoying corners of their little brother brains. Featuring original songs by The Bungee Boys, The Gogogogogogogogogo, and Donnie and the D*ckheads!</description>
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      <title>Episode 165: Muthu</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-165-muthu</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:05:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man rapes an injured cow on a railway track, a husband shoots his wife dead following a Family Feud audition, and a homeowner pumps 19 bullets into a car belonging to a couple Jehovah's Witnesses. Joining us today: Micah Sherman, Seena Jon, and Kellen Maloney!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man rapes an inju…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man rapes an injured cow on a railway track, a husband shoots his wife dead following a Family Feud audition, and a homeowner pumps 19 bullets into a car belonging to a couple Jehovah's Witnesses. Joining us today: Micah Sherman, Seena Jon, and Kellen Maloney!</description>
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      <title>Episode 164: Boy Meets Meat</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-164-boy-meets-meat</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man attacks his stepdad with a sword over a missing can of shrimp, deadly hornets are attacking the nation of China, and a pedophile priest tries to sex the gay away with teenage boys. Joining us today: Steve Pasieka aka Skulk the Hulking!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man attacks his s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man attacks his stepdad with a sword over a missing can of shrimp, deadly hornets are attacking the nation of China, and a pedophile priest tries to sex the gay away with teenage boys. Joining us today: Steve Pasieka aka Skulk the Hulking!</description>
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      <title>Episode 163: Shamboiling</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-163-shamboiling</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:18:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a mentally challenged man has his brand new copy of GTA V stolen, a man with no teeth attempts to bite off another man's penis in a scuffle, and a new drug craze involving shampoo is sweeping the nation. Joining us today: Jordan Temple!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a mentally challeng…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a mentally challenged man has his brand new copy of GTA V stolen, a man with no teeth attempts to bite off another man's penis in a scuffle, and a new drug craze involving shampoo is sweeping the nation. Joining us today: Jordan Temple!</description>
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      <title>Episode 162: Gulag High</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-162-gulag-high</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:09:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a furry is arrested for having sex with a cat on multiple occasions, a drunken pig picks a fight with a cow, and a Nigerian man is raped to death by five of his six wives. Joining us today: Sean Patton and from The Cowmen, Doug Austin!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a furry is arrested for…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a furry is arrested for having sex with a cat on multiple occasions, a drunken pig picks a fight with a cow, and a Nigerian man is raped to death by five of his six wives. Joining us today: Sean Patton and from The Cowmen, Doug Austin!</description>
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      <title>Episode 161: Operation Hot Tub Dookie</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-161-operation-hot-tub-dookie</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man shoots a monkey handler after said handler refuses said man to give said monkey drink wine, a man in England is busted for shampooing his genitals on the bus, and a 107 year-old man is killed in a shootout with a SWAT team.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man shoots a monk…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man shoots a monkey handler after said handler refuses said man to give said monkey drink wine, a man in England is busted for shampooing his genitals on the bus, and a 107 year-old man is killed in a shootout with a SWAT team.</description>
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      <title>Episode 160: Bonkers Radio 99.5</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-160-bonkers-radio-995</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man desecrates a well-loved tradition in Canada by swallowing a forty year old toe, a goat refuses to leave a roof, and a Chinese dog hunter is foisted by his own petard as he accidentally kills himself with the very weapon he used to hunt canines. Joining us today: Round Tabler of the Year Michael Che and the Reformed Whores!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man desecrates a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man desecrates a well-loved tradition in Canada by swallowing a forty year old toe, a goat refuses to leave a roof, and a Chinese dog hunter is foisted by his own petard as he accidentally kills himself with the very weapon he used to hunt canines. Joining us today: Round Tabler of the Year Michael Che and the Reformed Whores!</description>
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      <title>Episode 159: Horse Fist Man</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-159-horse-fist-man</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man in China convinces a woman to let him exorcise her vagina demons, two men in separate incidents assault women with pizza, and an Oklahoman is arrested for outhouse crimes. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel and Yang Miller!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man in China conv…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man in China convinces a woman to let him exorcise her vagina demons, two men in separate incidents assault women with pizza, and an Oklahoman is arrested for outhouse crimes. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel and Yang Miller!</description>
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      <title>Episode 158: All of the Buttocks</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-158-all-of-the-buttocks</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a study finds Budweiser sends more people to the ER than any other alcoholic beverage, a boy in Africa gets his buttocks eaten by a chimp, and a 12 year old wrestles a gator into submission, saving a local elder. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Danny Jolles!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a study finds Budwe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a study finds Budweiser sends more people to the ER than any other alcoholic beverage, a boy in Africa gets his buttocks eaten by a chimp, and a 12 year old wrestles a gator into submission, saving a local elder. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Danny Jolles!</description>
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      <title>Episode 157: Let's Pueblo That Muchacha</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-157-lets-pueblo-that-muchacha</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a testicle gobbling cousin of the piranha is terrorizing Scandinavia, a routine monkey walk ends in murder, and Pedophile Corner returns with a man claiming to be a sexologist. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Sara Benincasa!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a testicle gobbling cou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a testicle gobbling cousin of the piranha is terrorizing Scandinavia, a routine monkey walk ends in murder, and Pedophile Corner returns with a man claiming to be a sexologist. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Sara Benincasa!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 156: Johnstown</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-156-johnstown</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:07:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a man loses his life savings in a carnival game called Tubs of Fun, two miniature horses are stung to death by a swarm of bees, and a dog eats a paralyzed man's testicle. Joining us today: Walter Replogle and Kellen Maloney of Murderfist!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a man loses his life sa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a man loses his life savings in a carnival game called Tubs of Fun, two miniature horses are stung to death by a swarm of bees, and a dog eats a paralyzed man's testicle. Joining us today: Walter Replogle and Kellen Maloney of Murderfist!</description>
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      <title>Episode 155: Tocheloshe</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-155-tocheloshe</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a couple of pranksters sends a group of Christian campers to the hospital with a potent fart spray, a hairy sex dwarf terrorizes a town in Africa, and an Oregon town refuses to erect a five foot tall statue of a chicken commemorating a car crash.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a couple of pranksters …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a couple of pranksters sends a group of Christian campers to the hospital with a potent fart spray, a hairy sex dwarf terrorizes a town in Africa, and an Oregon town refuses to erect a five foot tall statue of a chicken commemorating a car crash.</description>
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      <title>Episode 154: I'm Rubber You're Glued</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-154-im-rubber-youre-glued</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a man is charged with felony theft after drinking the 52 bottles of Prohibition-era whiskey he was asked to protect, a 4 year old finds a pipe stuffed to the brim with weed in his Burger King kids meal, and a woman threatens to kill her neighbor because everyone knows she had sex with her cat. Joining us today: Myka Fox!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a man is charged with f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a man is charged with felony theft after drinking the 52 bottles of Prohibition-era whiskey he was asked to protect, a 4 year old finds a pipe stuffed to the brim with weed in his Burger King kids meal, and a woman threatens to kill her neighbor because everyone knows she had sex with her cat. Joining us today: Myka Fox!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 153: Sno Kone Joe</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:55</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a Brazilian man is killed by a falling cow, an ice cream truck driver is charged with a DWI in the midst of a war with another vendor, and a man kills his wife over an argument involving sex toys and a Nintendo Wii. Joining us today: buddy Ben and Joe Pera!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a Brazilian man is …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a Brazilian man is killed by a falling cow, an ice cream truck driver is charged with a DWI in the midst of a war with another vendor, and a man kills his wife over an argument involving sex toys and a Nintendo Wii. Joining us today: buddy Ben and Joe Pera!</description>
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      <title>Episode 152:` Gay Karate Man</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 19:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:59:27</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: Seattle police want to talk to a man who left a pig wearing sweatpants in an unventilated car, a woman douses her fellow bus passengers with gasoline and threatens to light a match, and special guest Mister Pastrami regales us with many wonderful tales from his time as a strip club owner. Also joining us today: Mark Normand and Megan Boone!
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      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: Seattle police want…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: Seattle police want to talk to a man who left a pig wearing sweatpants in an unventilated car, a woman douses her fellow bus passengers with gasoline and threatens to light a match, and special guest Mister Pastrami regales us with many wonderful tales from his time as a strip club owner. Also joining us today: Mark Normand and Megan Boone!
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      <title>Episode 151: Easter Pills</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 17:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:03:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a rare bird dies in front of dozens of Englishmen, a stripper has a miscarriage while twerking onstage, and a man in Wisconsin is arrested for having sex with a couch in public.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a rare bird dies in fro…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 150: Nibbins the Painted Cat</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-150-nibbins-the-painted-cat</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: mystery poo-poo falls from the sky in Canada, a man with a magic flute and a van full of birds is arrested after attacking some cops, and a cat is painted over by a roadside crew in Colorado. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Amber Nelson, and our good friend Madeline!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: mystery poo-poo falls f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: mystery poo-poo falls from the sky in Canada, a man with a magic flute and a van full of birds is arrested after attacking some cops, and a cat is painted over by a roadside crew in Colorado. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Amber Nelson, and our good friend Madeline!</description>
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      <title>Episode 149: Covered In Snakes</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:03:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man's erectile implants go horribly wrong much to the chagrin of his family, a camel humps (ha!) a woman to death, and a man dressed as a Power Ranger defecates in a barbecue pit. Joining us today: Larry, Mookie, and Jermaine Fowler!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man's erectile im…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man's erectile implants go horribly wrong much to the chagrin of his family, a camel humps (ha!) a woman to death, and a man dressed as a Power Ranger defecates in a barbecue pit. Joining us today: Larry, Mookie, and Jermaine Fowler!</description>
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      <title>Episode 148: The Pimp Always Lives</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:04:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man in Texas is acquitted for killing a prostitute in the process of trying to retrieve services paid, a deer in Florida is rescued from a Doritos bag, and a girl in Nebraska makes the news for masturbating with a crucifix. Joining us today: Mike Recine!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man in Texas is a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man in Texas is acquitted for killing a prostitute in the process of trying to retrieve services paid, a deer in Florida is rescued from a Doritos bag, and a girl in Nebraska makes the news for masturbating with a crucifix. Joining us today: Mike Recine!</description>
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      <title>Episode 147: Mom's Ugly Lunch</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-147-moms-ugly-lunch</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a disgusting new delicacy is discovered in the wilds of China, a 600 lb man is charged with felony food-snatching, and in a rare occurence, a personal story involving masturbating on a train segues into a news story about masturbating on the train. Joining us today: Julia Young and Malachi Nimmons!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a disgusting new delica…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a disgusting new delicacy is discovered in the wilds of China, a 600 lb man is charged with felony food-snatching, and in a rare occurence, a personal story involving masturbating on a train segues into a news story about masturbating on the train. Joining us today: Julia Young and Malachi Nimmons!</description>
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      <title>Episode 146: BK Broiler</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-146-bk-broiler</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: two old men settle their differences using feces and violence, a man in Bosnia saves himself from a bear attack by strangling the bear with his bare hands, and a woman bites her husband's genitals following an argument at the rodeo. Joining us today: Ari Shaffir and Damien Lemon!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: two old men settle thei…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: two old men settle their differences using feces and violence, a man in Bosnia saves himself from a bear attack by strangling the bear with his bare hands, and a woman bites her husband's genitals following an argument at the rodeo. Joining us today: Ari Shaffir and Damien Lemon!</description>
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      <title>Episode 145: Not The Funnest Waterslide</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-145-not-the-funnest-waterslide</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:13:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: an Australian boy is arrested while dragging a dead donkey with his truck, another Australian man is arrested for having sex with a pig named Michael Jackson, and a Polish baby is born drunk. Joining the Round Table today: Micah Sherman, Jermaine Fowler, and Jennifer Bartels!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: an Australian boy is ar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: an Australian boy is arrested while dragging a dead donkey with his truck, another Australian man is arrested for having sex with a pig named Michael Jackson, and a Polish baby is born drunk. Joining the Round Table today: Micah Sherman, Jermaine Fowler, and Jennifer Bartels!</description>
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      <title>Episode 144: Fat and Happy but Sad</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-144-fat-and-happy-but-sad</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: one Florida man claims to be a monkey while another masturbates while playing with a toy helicopter, a West Virginia man is killed while trying to harvest copper from high line wires, and a Chinese woman is arrested for poisoning kindergarteners. We're joined today by Ed Larson's mother, Mama Kathleen!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: one Florida man claims …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: one Florida man claims to be a monkey while another masturbates while playing with a toy helicopter, a West Virginia man is killed while trying to harvest copper from high line wires, and a Chinese woman is arrested for poisoning kindergarteners. We're joined today by Ed Larson's mother, Mama Kathleen!</description>
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      <title>Episode 143: Mother-Son Date Knight</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-143-mother-son-date-knight</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:35:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: police arrest a man for turning tricks in a Wal-Mart bathroom, a bear and a donkey get in to a scuffle in Wisconsin, and Chik-Fil-A introduces a particularly disturbing promotion involving sons and mothers. Joining us this week: Carol Hartsell and Sean Crespo!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: police arrest a man…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: police arrest a man for turning tricks in a Wal-Mart bathroom, a bear and a donkey get in to a scuffle in Wisconsin, and Chik-Fil-A introduces a particularly disturbing promotion involving sons and mothers. Joining us this week: Carol Hartsell and Sean Crespo!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 142: Officer Dick Bonesteel</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:50:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-142-officer-dick-bonesteel</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: an police officer with the best name we've heard in a while prevents a machete attack, officials in China cover a bridge in butter to prevent suicides, and a quadriplegic achieves orgasm through his thumb. Joining us today: comedy photographer at large Mindy Tucker!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: an police officer with …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: an police officer with the best name we've heard in a while prevents a machete attack, officials in China cover a bridge in butter to prevent suicides, and a quadriplegic achieves orgasm through his thumb. Joining us today: comedy photographer at large Mindy Tucker!</description>
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      <title>Episode 141: Banjo Untied</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-141-banjo-untied</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a goat in Africa is accused of armed robbery, an elephant in Mississippi gets caught in a drive-by shooting, and a train narrowly avoids a puppy tied to the tracks. Joining us today: Michael Che and Ross Parsons!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a goat in Africa is acc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a goat in Africa is accused of armed robbery, an elephant in Mississippi gets caught in a drive-by shooting, and a train narrowly avoids a puppy tied to the tracks. Joining us today: Michael Che and Ross Parsons!</description>
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      <title>Episode 140: Ronnie Dykes</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-140-ronnie-dykes</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 140th episode of the Round Table: bears in Russia are addicted to huffing jet fuel, a man is arrested for hunting a deer in a Walmart parking lot, and a rabbi right here in New York City kills two babies with herpes after sucking circumcision blood from their baby penises.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 140th episode of the Round Table: be…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 139: Wisconsin Man Rappin'</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On this, the 139th episode of the Round Table: while one prostitute returns from the dead in Australia another gets aggressive with a gentleman's penis in Orlando, a man and a woman in Wisconsin are arrested for stealing cheese and steaks, respectively, and a suitor on a first date gets in trouble for convincing a friend to stage a fake knife attack to impress the lady. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Jermaine Fowler, Amber Nelson, and Chesley Calloway!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 139th episode of the Round Table: wh…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 138: Seeing Leg Dog</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:12:18</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 138th episode of the Round Table: a snake uses his final act in life to burn down the house of the woman who killed him, a British soap opera star rapes a boy to prove to his girlfriend that he's bisexual, and a woman is arrested for performing oral sex on a man to get a discount on a used Cadillac. Joining us today: Andrew Short, Trey Galleon, and Chris Aurilio!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 138th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 137: My Day Outfit</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:05:37</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 137th episode of the Round Table: a child eats a used condom at McDonald's, a couple is arrested for trying to fraud a donut shop by placing razors in the product, and a man in a wheelchair with one leg manages to steal a car.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 137th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 136: Catchphrase</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:24:56</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 136th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested in Dallas for biting a teenager's butt, a woman in Oklahoma is found to have a gun hidden in her vagina following an arrest, and an inspiring story about a wrestler with no arms or legs brings out the best in the Round Table. Joining us today: Adam Newman, Anthony Devito, and Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 136th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 136th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested in Dallas for biting a teenager's butt, a woman in Oklahoma is found to have a gun hidden in her vagina following an arrest, and an inspiring story about a wrestler with no arms or legs brings out the best in the Round Table. Joining us today: Adam Newman, Anthony Devito, and Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 135: Waggy Waggy Tails</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 135th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested for stealing a blind cat, an Indonesian boy is drowned by his mother for having a small penis, and a racist firebombs a Taco Bell for not giving him enough meat in his chalupa. Joining us today: Mike Recine, Ashley Brooke Roberts, Shakir Stanley, and the voice of Bastion himself, Logan Cunningham.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 135th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 135th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested for stealing a blind cat, an Indonesian boy is drowned by his mother for having a small penis, and a racist firebombs a Taco Bell for not giving him enough meat in his chalupa. Joining us today: Mike Recine, Ashley Brooke Roberts, Shakir Stanley, and the voice of Bastion himself, Logan Cunningham.</description>
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      <title>Episode 134: Let Them Measure My Anus</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: A man kills his roommate over a corn dog, a woman is killed in a strip club parking lot by a monster truck, and Ed Larson returns after spending a hellish amount of time in L.A. Joining us today: Erik Bergstrom and Amber Nelson!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: A man kills his roo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: A man kills his roommate over a corn dog, a woman is killed in a strip club parking lot by a monster truck, and Ed Larson returns after spending a hellish amount of time in L.A. Joining us today: Erik Bergstrom and Amber Nelson!</description>
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      <title>Episode 133: Eleven Bucks Per Keet</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:19:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 133rd episode of the Round Table: a man is stabbed by his threesome partner for refusing to switch positions, the Michigan Batman is arrested once again, and Kevin some important tips on how to be a good stand-up comedian. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Bob Kuhan, and Micah Sherman!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 133rd episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 133rd episode of the Round Table: a man is stabbed by his threesome partner for refusing to switch positions, the Michigan Batman is arrested once again, and Kevin some important tips on how to be a good stand-up comedian. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Bob Kuhan, and Micah Sherman!</description>
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      <title>Episode 132: Swag to the Moon: New Jackets</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-132-swag-to-the-moon-new-jackets</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a man claiming to be Meatloaf almost kills a taxi driver, a woman in Brazil tries to murder her husband with a poisoned vagina, and a man is arrested for having sex with a horse trying to make a horse-man baby. Joining us today: Andrew Short, Reid Faylor, and Alex Moore!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a man claiming to be Meatloaf almost kills a taxi driver, a woman in Brazil tries to murder her husband with a poisoned vagina, and a man is arrested for having sex with a horse trying to make a horse-man baby. Joining us today: Andrew Short, Reid Faylor, and Alex Moore!
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      <title>Episode 131: Sneezy the Squirrel</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-131-sneezy-the-squirrel</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, a special live episode of the Round Table: an old man is tased after a policeman mistakes his can for a samurai sword, a vicar gets a potato stuck in his anus, and a girl at Penn State achieves notoriety for taming a squirrel and making it wear hats.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, a special live episode of the Round Tabl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, a special live episode of the Round Table: an old man is tased after a policeman mistakes his can for a samurai sword, a vicar gets a potato stuck in his anus, and a girl at Penn State achieves notoriety for taming a squirrel and making it wear hats.</description>
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      <title>Episode 130: Jackie's Show</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-130-jackies-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:59:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 130th episode of the Round Table: a Japanese man bites his so-called possessed by a snake son to death, a naked Florida man breaks into a house and masturbates and defecates in multiple spots, and a grandmother and grandson in Indiana are planning on having a child together. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 130th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 130th episode of the Round Table: a Japanese man bites his so-called possessed by a snake son to death, a naked Florida man breaks into a house and masturbates and defecates in multiple spots, and a grandmother and grandson in Indiana are planning on having a child together. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler!</description>
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      <title>Episode 129: The Hindenburg of Women</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-129-the-hindenburg-of-women</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:21:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a 400 lb woman falls through the sidewalk in Manhattan, a woman smothers her boyfriend to death with her breasts, and two strippers get into a fight over a dollar. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel and Larry!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a 400 lb woman falls through the sidewalk in Manhattan, a woman smothers her boyfriend to death with her breasts, and two strippers get into a fight over a dollar. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel and Larry!</description>
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      <title>Episode 128: Bread!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-128-bread</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a man is still on the loose after raping a miniature horse multiple times, a crafty cat is caught sneaking contraband into a Brazilian prison, and a bank robber in Seattle is caught masturbating on the sidewalk. Joining us today: Seaton Smith and Doug &amp; Bill! They come as a pair.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a man is still on the loose after raping a miniature horse multiple times, a crafty cat is caught sneaking contraband into a Brazilian prison, and a bank robber in Seattle is caught masturbating on the sidewalk. Joining us today: Seaton Smith and Doug &amp; Bill! They come as a pair.</description>
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      <title>Episode 127: Beee Dah Doh Doop! Beee Dah Doh Doop!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-127-beee-dah-doh-doop-beee-dah-doh-doop</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 127th episode of the Round Table: a heroic chicken named Cluck Cluck saves a family from a fire, a woman is charged with insurance fraud after her sexual prowess rats her out, and a woman in Chicago is attacked with a sock full of feces. Joining us today: Micah Sherman and Mike Recine!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 127th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 127th episode of the Round Table: a heroic chicken named Cluck Cluck saves a family from a fire, a woman is charged with insurance fraud after her sexual prowess rats her out, and a woman in Chicago is attacked with a sock full of feces. Joining us today: Micah Sherman and Mike Recine!</description>
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      <title>Episode 126: Show Ya Bush</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:04:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 126th episode of the Round Table: a man is charged with carving a pentagram onto his 6 year old son's back, singer Trey Songz is arrested for making it rain, and return guests Damien Lemon and Chris Distefano tell some of the best stories the Round Table has ever heard.
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 126th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 126th episode of the Round Table: a man is charged with carving a pentagram onto his 6 year old son's back, singer Trey Songz is arrested for making it rain, and return guests Damien Lemon and Chris Distefano tell some of the best stories the Round Table has ever heard.
</description>
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      <title>Episode 125: Everybody Hug Preggie Dog</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:10:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 125th episode of the Round Table: a man dupes his wife into trying meth in a bid to make her see why he likes it so much, a monkey trainer in China lets us in on the secret behind her success and, in one of the darkest stories we've ever done, a man forces his son to have sex with the aforementioned boy's mother. Eesh. Also Micah Sherman and Josh Rabinowitz in the Chuckle Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 125th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 125th episode of the Round Table: a man dupes his wife into trying meth in a bid to make her see why he likes it so much, a monkey trainer in China lets us in on the secret behind her success and, in one of the darkest stories we've ever done, a man forces his son to have sex with the aforementioned boy's mother. Eesh. Also Micah Sherman and Josh Rabinowitz in the Chuckle Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 124: Belisimo</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-124-belisimo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man with a low opinion of the elderly attacks an old man in a Burger King bathroom, a small MP's office in Britain has a urine problem, and a French man blames a Parkinson's medication for his gay sex and gambling binge, plus our old friend James Adomian takes his turn as a replacement Ed.
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man with a low op…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man with a low opinion of the elderly attacks an old man in a Burger King bathroom, a small MP's office in Britain has a urine problem, and a French man blames a Parkinson's medication for his gay sex and gambling binge, plus our old friend James Adomian takes his turn as a replacement Ed.
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      <title>Episode 123: Poo Poo Choo Choo Live!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-123-poo-poo-choo-choo-live</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, a special live version of the Round Table: a disbarred lawyer is arrested for penis graffiti, a woman threatens to cut the throats of two men who refuse cunnilingus, and a small town's sacred New Year's ceremony is threatened by the Round Table's mortal enemy, PETA.
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, a special live version of the Round Tabl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, a special live version of the Round Table: a disbarred lawyer is arrested for penis graffiti, a woman threatens to cut the throats of two men who refuse cunnilingus, and a small town's sacred New Year's ceremony is threatened by the Round Table's mortal enemy, PETA.
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      <title>Episode 122: The Look of a Man Who Did His Best</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2015 16:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-122-the-look-of-a-man-who-did-his-best</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:20:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 122nd episode of the Round Table: a notorious cross-dresser is charged with killing and dismembering his wife, a man is unjustly imprisoned because his dog ate a cat, and a heroic goat attacks a teenager. Joining us this week: Dan Wilbur and Amber Nelson!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 122nd episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 122nd episode of the Round Table: a notorious cross-dresser is charged with killing and dismembering his wife, a man is unjustly imprisoned because his dog ate a cat, and a heroic goat attacks a teenager. Joining us this week: Dan Wilbur and Amber Nelson!</description>
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      <title>Episode 121: Apples To Apples</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-121-apples-to-apples</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 121st episode of the Round Table: porch news continues as a man's corpse is mistaken for a leftover Halloween decoration, two teachers are charged with grooming a teenager for illicit hot tub sex and board games, and a bridge in Idaho is the grisly scene of hundreds of deer suicides. Today in the Hut: MURDERFIST.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 121st episode of the Round Table: po…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 121st episode of the Round Table: porch news continues as a man's corpse is mistaken for a leftover Halloween decoration, two teachers are charged with grooming a teenager for illicit hot tub sex and board games, and a bridge in Idaho is the grisly scene of hundreds of deer suicides. Today in the Hut: MURDERFIST.</description>
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      <title>Episode 120: I'm on the Devil's Edge</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-120-im-on-the-devils-edge</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 120th episode of the Round Table: a gynecologist in Germany is charged with holding hundreds of illegal weapons and photos of his patient's vaginas, a rogue monkey in Florida is finally caught after two years of the lam, and an avid gamer is beat to death for his rare collection of Magic: The Gathering cards, plus Holden's girlfriend Lexi joins us in the Hut.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 120th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 120th episode of the Round Table: a gynecologist in Germany is charged with holding hundreds of illegal weapons and photos of his patient's vaginas, a rogue monkey in Florida is finally caught after two years of the lam, and an avid gamer is beat to death for his rare collection of Magic: The Gathering cards, plus Holden's girlfriend Lexi joins us in the Hut.</description>
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      <title>Episode 119: The Flayed Man</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-119-the-flayed-man</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 119th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Down's Syndrome is saved by his puppies, a little girl is shot after being mistaken for a skunk, and a man is banned from every supermarket in Scotland during lunchtime, plus the cutest duo in country music, The Reformed Whores, drop by to play us a couple of tunes and Nick Turner sits in for Kevin.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 119th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 119th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Down's Syndrome is saved by his puppies, a little girl is shot after being mistaken for a skunk, and a man is banned from every supermarket in Scotland during lunchtime, plus the cutest duo in country music, The Reformed Whores, drop by to play us a couple of tunes and Nick Turner sits in for Kevin.</description>
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      <title>Episode 118: I Get High in the Machine</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-118-i-get-high-in-the-machine</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 118th episode of the Round Table: a woman narrowly escapes injury from piece of chicken falling from the sky, two men decapitate a game fowl in Las Vegas, and a cop with a hilarious name is accused of fingering butts in Milwaukee. Joining us: Louis Katz, Jason Kalter, and Lexi Galante, star of the Evil Dead musical!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 118th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 118th episode of the Round Table: a woman narrowly escapes injury from piece of chicken falling from the sky, two men decapitate a game fowl in Las Vegas, and a cop with a hilarious name is accused of fingering butts in Milwaukee. Joining us: Louis Katz, Jason Kalter, and Lexi Galante, star of the Evil Dead musical!</description>
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      <title>Episode 117: We Don't Care About Your Death</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-117-we-dont-care-about-your-death</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 117th episode of the Round Table: a Chinese restaurant is caught serving roadkill to its patrons, a 425 lb man is easily caught trying to abduct a child, and a farmer in Oregon is eaten by his pigs.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 117th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 117th episode of the Round Table: a Chinese restaurant is caught serving roadkill to its patrons, a 425 lb man is easily caught trying to abduct a child, and a farmer in Oregon is eaten by his pigs.</description>
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      <title>Episode 116: Mule Days</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-116-mule-days</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 116th episode of the Round Table: a KKK chapter in North Carolina is barred from marching in the Mule Days Parade, a man shoots his neighbor for psychically raping his wife, and the Round Table creates a whole slew of new holidays, plus Alex Moore and Matt McCarthy join the Round.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 116th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 116th episode of the Round Table: a KKK chapter in North Carolina is barred from marching in the Mule Days Parade, a man shoots his neighbor for psychically raping his wife, and the Round Table creates a whole slew of new holidays, plus Alex Moore and Matt McCarthy join the Round.</description>
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      <title>Episode 115: These Are The Good Times</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-115-these-are-the-good-times</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 115th episode of the Round Table: a woman discovers her dead husband is actually her father, a pygmy goat is raped, a miniature donkey is raped, and a radioactive pedophile is on the loose in Ireland, plus Julia Johns and The Burn writers Jesse Joyce and Benji Afalo in the Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 115th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 115th episode of the Round Table: a woman discovers her dead husband is actually her father, a pygmy goat is raped, a miniature donkey is raped, and a radioactive pedophile is on the loose in Ireland, plus Julia Johns and The Burn writers Jesse Joyce and Benji Afalo in the Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 114: Monkey County, FL</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-114-monkey-county-fl</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 114th episode of the Round Table: a Saddam Husein lookalike is kidnapped and is almost forced to star in a porno film about the former dictator, a woman in England dies after injecting herself with tanning drugs, and we find out what happens when all the Round Tablers get their own county, plus Nick Vatterott, Amber Nelson, and Tanisha Long sit in on the Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 114th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 114th episode of the Round Table: a Saddam Husein lookalike is kidnapped and is almost forced to star in a porno film about the former dictator, a woman in England dies after injecting herself with tanning drugs, and we find out what happens when all the Round Tablers get their own county, plus Nick Vatterott, Amber Nelson, and Tanisha Long sit in on the Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 113: Glue 'Em To 'Em</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:54</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>On this, the 113th episode of the Round Table: a man in China sues his wife for being ugly after his daughter is born an uggo, Vladimir Putin takes to the skies, and the great monkey/human hybrid debate continues, plus big fat Ed Larson is back on the Table along with our good friend Jason Kalter.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 113th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 113th episode of the Round Table: a man in China sues his wife for being ugly after his daughter is born an uggo, Vladimir Putin takes to the skies, and the great monkey/human hybrid debate continues, plus big fat Ed Larson is back on the Table along with our good friend Jason Kalter.</description>
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      <title>Episode 112: Nature's Goalie</title>
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      <itunes:duration>01:05:06</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>On this, the 112th episode of the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating the right way to shoot oneself in the head, a new form of porn of men watching porn is created, a boy makes a tidy sum on a chunk of whale vomit, and Holden's brother Avery drops in to confront Holden about Mommy. Plus! Micah Sherman, Nick Turner, and Chris Waelti join us.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 112th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 112th episode of the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating the right way to shoot oneself in the head, a new form of porn of men watching porn is created, a boy makes a tidy sum on a chunk of whale vomit, and Holden's brother Avery drops in to confront Holden about Mommy. Plus! Micah Sherman, Nick Turner, and Chris Waelti join us.</description>
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      <title>Episode 111: Pelican</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:53:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>On this, the 110th episode of the Round Table: a woman cooks and eats her children confusing them for pigs while hallucinating, a woman goes on a two year arson spree because nobody was paying attention to her, and a man strangles a pelican in front of horrified onlookers, plus we're joined by Mike Recine, Amber Nelson, and Henry Zebrowski.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 110th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 110th episode of the Round Table: a woman cooks and eats her children confusing them for pigs while hallucinating, a woman goes on a two year arson spree because nobody was paying attention to her, and a man strangles a pelican in front of horrified onlookers, plus we're joined by Mike Recine, Amber Nelson, and Henry Zebrowski.</description>
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      <title>Episode 110: Three Quarters and a Human Knuckle</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:57:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a man is arrested for masturbating with his front door wide open, a woman has her tampon forcibly removed by police officers, and 2/3rds of the Round Table gets raped at a gas station, plus today we're joined by Micah Sherman, Reid Faylor, and Jesse Fernandez!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a man is arrested for m…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a man is arrested for masturbating with his front door wide open, a woman has her tampon forcibly removed by police officers, and 2/3rds of the Round Table gets raped at a gas station, plus today we're joined by Micah Sherman, Reid Faylor, and Jesse Fernandez!</description>
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      <title>Episode 109: Wanna See Something Weird?</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:47:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a couple on bath salts holds a man of God and his wife hostage, a good fifteen minutes of the show is dedicated to pig semen facts, and a door to door salesman game ends in murder. Today we've got first-timer Andrew Short on the show!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a couple on bath sa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a couple on bath salts holds a man of God and his wife hostage, a good fifteen minutes of the show is dedicated to pig semen facts, and a door to door salesman game ends in murder. Today we've got first-timer Andrew Short on the show!</description>
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      <title>Episode 108: Giving Back To The Community</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:01:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 108th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Tourette's is beaten up for his involuntary Nazi salutes, a Christian puppeteer is arrested for plotting to cook and eat children, and 248 fetuses are found in a Russian forest. This week we've got Molly Knefel, Michelle Wolf, John Roy (briefly), and Saman Arbabi!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 108th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 108th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Tourette's is beaten up for his involuntary Nazi salutes, a Christian puppeteer is arrested for plotting to cook and eat children, and 248 fetuses are found in a Russian forest. This week we've got Molly Knefel, Michelle Wolf, John Roy (briefly), and Saman Arbabi!</description>
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      <title>Episode 107: Razor Burn</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:02:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a man kills his girlfriend's pomeranian and beats her with it, a Florida teenager runs into a wall on his skateboard and blames it on "a bunch of black guys", and a Craiglist posting asking for rape turns out to be an angry husband looking for revenge. Today's guests include Mike Recine, Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, and Louis Katz!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a man kills his girlfri…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a man kills his girlfriend's pomeranian and beats her with it, a Florida teenager runs into a wall on his skateboard and blames it on "a bunch of black guys", and a Craiglist posting asking for rape turns out to be an angry husband looking for revenge. Today's guests include Mike Recine, Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, and Louis Katz!</description>
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      <title>Episode 106: Sushi Rumukai</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-106-sushi-rumukai</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:06:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a serial hugger is being sought after in Missouri, a woman is attacked by a pack of raccoons, a man cuts off his surrogate father's head with a shovel, and the Round Table pitches their most unsellable movie ideas, plus Micah Sherman, Myq Kaplan, Henry Zebrowski, and John F. O'Donnell stop by.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a serial hugger is …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a serial hugger is being sought after in Missouri, a woman is attacked by a pack of raccoons, a man cuts off his surrogate father's head with a shovel, and the Round Table pitches their most unsellable movie ideas, plus Micah Sherman, Myq Kaplan, Henry Zebrowski, and John F. O'Donnell stop by.</description>
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      <title>Episode 105: Half-Hacked Off</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:57:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a small boy is crushed by a tombstone while pretending to be a leprechaun, a Canadian man with split personalities dismembers his roommate, and the Round Table tries to apologize to each other for past transgressions, plus we're joined by Henry Zebrowski of Last Podcast, Molly Knefel of Page 7, and our good friend Logan Cunningham, otherwise known as the voice of Bastion.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a small boy is crushed …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a small boy is crushed by a tombstone while pretending to be a leprechaun, a Canadian man with split personalities dismembers his roommate, and the Round Table tries to apologize to each other for past transgressions, plus we're joined by Henry Zebrowski of Last Podcast, Molly Knefel of Page 7, and our good friend Logan Cunningham, otherwise known as the voice of Bastion.</description>
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      <title>Episode 104: Goodbye Bologna</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-104-goodbye-bologna</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a man gets mauled by a chimp named Cozy, Russian Roulette takes the life of a Florida teenager, and a Swedish doctor cuts off his wife's bottom lip and eats it, plus we got Jermaine Fowler, Kelly Fastuca, and Henry Zebrowski joining us.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a man gets mauled b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a man gets mauled by a chimp named Cozy, Russian Roulette takes the life of a Florida teenager, and a Swedish doctor cuts off his wife's bottom lip and eats it, plus we got Jermaine Fowler, Kelly Fastuca, and Henry Zebrowski joining us.</description>
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      <title>Episode 103: DB's Golden Banana Live!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-103-dbs-golden-banana-live</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this special live two year anniversary Round Table: Leprechauns are assaulting bar patrons in Seattle, a mother makes a sex tape with her 16 year old son, and an audience Q&amp;A reveals drag preferences, favorite books, and a horrible secret involving a dumpster.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this special live two year anniversary Round T…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this special live two year anniversary Round Table: Leprechauns are assaulting bar patrons in Seattle, a mother makes a sex tape with her 16 year old son, and an audience Q&amp;A reveals drag preferences, favorite books, and a horrible secret involving a dumpster.</description>
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      <title>Episode 102: Arrest That Bear</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-102-arrest-that-bear</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: British kids are idiots, a man is arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public for the fourth time, and a smelly kid in Texas finally gets washed. Joining us today: Matt Maragno, Amber Nelson, and Steve Pasieka!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: British kids are id…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: British kids are idiots, a man is arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public for the fourth time, and a smelly kid in Texas finally gets washed. Joining us today: Matt Maragno, Amber Nelson, and Steve Pasieka!
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      <title>Episode 101: Bobby Pets</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:52:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the 101st episode of Round Table: a study proves penguins to be rapacious necrophiliacs, a woman accidentally doses her child's lunch with PCP, and penguins also prove to be bad pets for a Brooklyn apartment. Most of this episode is about penguins, actually. Joining us this week are comedian Dan Soder, Epic Fail producer Gareth Reynolds, and the man with the penguin connection himself, comedian Chris Distefano.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 101st episode of Round Table: a stud…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 101st episode of Round Table: a study proves penguins to be rapacious necrophiliacs, a woman accidentally doses her child's lunch with PCP, and penguins also prove to be bad pets for a Brooklyn apartment. Most of this episode is about penguins, actually. Joining us this week are comedian Dan Soder, Epic Fail producer Gareth Reynolds, and the man with the penguin connection himself, comedian Chris Distefano.</description>
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      <title>Episode 100: The Best Fans in the World</title>
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      <itunes:duration>00:51:30</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>On this, the 100th episode of the Round Table: a Satanist kills his girlfriend's little brother, a swarm of venomous spiders swarms a small town in India, and Anne Frank gets what's coming to her, finally. Plus, Michael Che, Jermaine Fowler, Sara Benincasa, and Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski drop by to help celebrate!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the 100th episode of the Round Table: a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the 100th episode of the Round Table: a Satanist kills his girlfriend's little brother, a swarm of venomous spiders swarms a small town in India, and Anne Frank gets what's coming to her, finally. Plus, Michael Che, Jermaine Fowler, Sara Benincasa, and Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski drop by to help celebrate!</description>
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      <title>Episode 99: Pizza the Hut</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:59:55</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: the string of cannibalistic attacks across America continues with a brain eater in Jersey, a 340 lb woman pepper sprays supermarket workers in a daring bacon and beer robbery, and two people are shot in Detroit over a Kool-Aid argument, plus we've got comedians R.G. Daniels and Jim Tews sitting in!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: the string of canni…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: the string of cannibalistic attacks across America continues with a brain eater in Jersey, a 340 lb woman pepper sprays supermarket workers in a daring bacon and beer robbery, and two people are shot in Detroit over a Kool-Aid argument, plus we've got comedians R.G. Daniels and Jim Tews sitting in!</description>
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      <title>Episode 98: Commodore York</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:45:30</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table: a Wisconsin man protests an unjust all-you-can-eat policy, a grandmother shoots her grandson to death, and Marcus recounts a story involving a bi-plane mounted with a sawed-off shotgun and coyotes, plus Joe List and James Adomian join us for a bit of the old chucklin'.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table: a Wisconsin man pro…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table: a Wisconsin man protests an unjust all-you-can-eat policy, a grandmother shoots her grandson to death, and Marcus recounts a story involving a bi-plane mounted with a sawed-off shotgun and coyotes, plus Joe List and James Adomian join us for a bit of the old chucklin'.</description>
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      <title>Episode 97: The British Potato Council</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-97-the-british-potato-council</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:51:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Round Table: a man with the most hilarious name and occupation ever films a man having sex with a pony (and more), a doctor in Australia is fired for randomly switching off life support systems, and our Young Entrepreneurs segment showcases the Round Table's business acumen, plus CCR's own Henry Zebrowski sits in for Ed and old friend Meatball drops in to tell hooker stories about Ed while he's gone.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Round Table: a man with the most hil…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Round Table: a man with the most hilarious name and occupation ever films a man having sex with a pony (and more), a doctor in Australia is fired for randomly switching off life support systems, and our Young Entrepreneurs segment showcases the Round Table's business acumen, plus CCR's own Henry Zebrowski sits in for Ed and old friend Meatball drops in to tell hooker stories about Ed while he's gone.</description>
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      <title>Episode 96: It's All Boots To Her</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:59:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on Round Table: Hitler's medical records have been released revealing a coke habit and "uncontrollable flatulence", a college student is left in a cell for five days with only meth to eat, and a rousing game of Password is played, plus CCR's own Sara Benincasa, comedian Ron Krasnow, and friend James Weinheimer join the crew in the office and Jermaine Fowler sits in for Kevin Barnett.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on Round Table: Hitler's medical records ha…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on Round Table: Hitler's medical records have been released revealing a coke habit and "uncontrollable flatulence", a college student is left in a cell for five days with only meth to eat, and a rousing game of Password is played, plus CCR's own Sara Benincasa, comedian Ron Krasnow, and friend James Weinheimer join the crew in the office and Jermaine Fowler sits in for Kevin Barnett.</description>
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      <title>Episode 95: Moo-Moo Goes The Choo-Choo</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-95-moo-moo-goes-the-choo-choo</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on a particularly disgusting Round Table: a trio in Brazil kills women and feeds the meat to neighbors, the gang shares some audition horror stories, and the Lightning Round returns with our lists of worsts.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on a particularly disgusting Round Table: a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on a particularly disgusting Round Table: a trio in Brazil kills women and feeds the meat to neighbors, the gang shares some audition horror stories, and the Lightning Round returns with our lists of worsts.</description>
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      <title>Episode 93-94: Look At This Lucky Guy</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-93-94-look-at-this-lucky-guy</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table: a mother pepper sprays her baby in the face, Mike Recine shows us a terrible thing and tells us what dogs in a bathtub is, and the Round Table shares their beefs. BEEFS! Plus, Louis Katz returns to the city and joins us in the office!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table: a mother pepper sprays …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table: a mother pepper sprays her baby in the face, Mike Recine shows us a terrible thing and tells us what dogs in a bathtub is, and the Round Table shares their beefs. BEEFS! Plus, Louis Katz returns to the city and joins us in the office!</description>
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      <title>Episode 92: The Black Circle of the Square</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-92-the-black-circle-of-the-square</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table: teenage exorcists take over Arizona, Kevin's dreams of dragons lead to racism on all fronts, and a gay priest screws up and broadcasts gay porn during mass, plus Henry Zebrowski and Micah Sherman join us in the Chuckle Hut and Amber Nelson sits in for Jackie!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table: teenage exorcists take ov…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table: teenage exorcists take over Arizona, Kevin's dreams of dragons lead to racism on all fronts, and a gay priest screws up and broadcasts gay porn during mass, plus Henry Zebrowski and Micah Sherman join us in the Chuckle Hut and Amber Nelson sits in for Jackie!</description>
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      <title>Episode 91: Chantily's Krisket Smurgerton</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-91-chantilys-krisket-smurgerton</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table, Ben and Kevin admit to listening to Holden have sex with his girlfriend multiple times, a party in Texas turns into a deadly melee over beer, and the torture controversy is solved.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table, Ben and Kevin admit to li…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table, Ben and Kevin admit to listening to Holden have sex with his girlfriend multiple times, a party in Texas turns into a deadly melee over beer, and the torture controversy is solved.</description>
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      <title>Episode 90: No Pants Paloma</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-90-no-pants-paloma</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table, a man is ripped in half during a fight on the train tracks, a boy let's loose his feelings on the Cub Scouts, and a prom ends with a bloody ball of spit in a cop's face. Joining us today is CCR's own Sara Benincasa and resident racist Mike Recine!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table, a man is ripped in half d…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table, a man is ripped in half during a fight on the train tracks, a boy let's loose his feelings on the Cub Scouts, and a prom ends with a bloody ball of spit in a cop's face. Joining us today is CCR's own Sara Benincasa and resident racist Mike Recine!</description>
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      <title>Episode 89: Best Friends In Heaven</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-89-best-friends-in-heaven</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:51:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table, a man is killed by beans, a woman is killed by a chainsaw, Germany's most famous bunny is killed by a cameraman, and the Dictator of the Round Table is chosen, plus Henry Zebrowski returns and Amber Nelson comes in to class the place up.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table, a man is killed by beans,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table, a man is killed by beans, a woman is killed by a chainsaw, Germany's most famous bunny is killed by a cameraman, and the Dictator of the Round Table is chosen, plus Henry Zebrowski returns and Amber Nelson comes in to class the place up.</description>
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      <title>Episode 88: I'm Just So Big</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-88-im-just-so-big</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:36:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today's Round Table brings you the saga of the five wives of Bin Laden, amusing suicide notes, and a heated discussion concerning which cartoon characters the Round Table would defile. The answers may surprise you. Plus, Micah Sherman, Bob Kulhan, and Molly Knefel join us in the Chuckle Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today's Round Table brings you the saga of the fi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today's Round Table brings you the saga of the five wives of Bin Laden, amusing suicide notes, and a heated discussion concerning which cartoon characters the Round Table would defile. The answers may surprise you. Plus, Micah Sherman, Bob Kulhan, and Molly Knefel join us in the Chuckle Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 87: Nothing But Trouble</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-87-nothing-but-trouble</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table, Milwaukee is in an uproar over a Jeffrey Dahmer Groupon special, a nursing home fire reveals a secret, and a man murders his wife by cannonball, plus we've got comedians and identical twins The Lucas Brothers in the Chuckle Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table, Milwaukee is in an uproar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table, Milwaukee is in an uproar over a Jeffrey Dahmer Groupon special, a nursing home fire reveals a secret, and a man murders his wife by cannonball, plus we've got comedians and identical twins The Lucas Brothers in the Chuckle Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 86: Goatlings</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-86-goatlings</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this particularly contentious Round Table, we explore the distinct accents of goats, why people should be allowed to raise, kill, and eat cats, and two horribly unattractive women have a good old fashioned Florida titty knife fight in a bar. Joining us today: your favorite one-liner delivery man Joe List and Brian Quigley from Wendigo Productions!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this particularly contentious Round Table, we …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this particularly contentious Round Table, we explore the distinct accents of goats, why people should be allowed to raise, kill, and eat cats, and two horribly unattractive women have a good old fashioned Florida titty knife fight in a bar. Joining us today: your favorite one-liner delivery man Joe List and Brian Quigley from Wendigo Productions!</description>
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      <title>Episode 85: Radio Flyer</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-85-radio-flyer</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:44:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this week's Round Table, a man is caught masturbating outside of a women's prison, white supremacists and black people are working together for the sake of meth, and the Round Table's greatest fears are revealed.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this week's Round Table, a man is caught mastu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this week's Round Table, a man is caught masturbating outside of a women's prison, white supremacists and black people are working together for the sake of meth, and the Round Table's greatest fears are revealed.</description>
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      <title>Episode 84: River Mud</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-84-river-mud</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today on the Round Table, the subjects of prison, river mud, and why everyone should get tased on their birthday are discussed at length. Featuring Michael Che and Molly Knefel!
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today on the Round Table, the subjects of prison,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today on the Round Table, the subjects of prison, river mud, and why everyone should get tased on their birthday are discussed at length. Featuring Michael Che and Molly Knefel!
</description>
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      <title>Episode 83: The Columbian Conundrum</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-83-the-columbian-conundrum</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table, two gay Columbian priests commit suicide by hitman, racoons are infesting schools in Florida, and a meth-fueled Icelandic horse-meat robbery goes horribly wrong, plus we've got Molly Knefel, Zach Sims, and Mark Normand joining in!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table, two gay Columbian priests…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table, two gay Columbian priests commit suicide by hitman, racoons are infesting schools in Florida, and a meth-fueled Icelandic horse-meat robbery goes horribly wrong, plus we've got Molly Knefel, Zach Sims, and Mark Normand joining in!</description>
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      <title>Episode 82: The Japanese of the Animal Kingdom</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-82-the-japanese-of-the-animal-kingdom</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table: a man blames his wife beating on a ghost, a professional wrestler goes on an AIDS spree, and Germans. Dear Lord the Germans. Plus, we got Amber Nelson and Michael Che join us for a rousing game of Password!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table: a man blames his wife bea…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table: a man blames his wife beating on a ghost, a professional wrestler goes on an AIDS spree, and Germans. Dear Lord the Germans. Plus, we got Amber Nelson and Michael Che join us for a rousing game of Password!</description>
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      <title>Episode 81: A Native American Wedding</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-81-a-native-american-wedding</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:47:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Round Table: a man tries to poison his wife with Goof Off, Hitler's Polish bunker is up for grabs, and the first ever convening of the Round Table Government Association occurs, plus Jeffrey Joseph drops in and asks for food stamps.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Round Table: a man tries to poison his…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Round Table: a man tries to poison his wife with Goof Off, Hitler's Polish bunker is up for grabs, and the first ever convening of the Round Table Government Association occurs, plus Jeffrey Joseph drops in and asks for food stamps.</description>
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      <title>Episode 79-80: Nine and a Half Inches</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-79-80-nine-and-a-half-inches</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Hoo boy! On this, the eightieth episode of the Round Table, comedian Michael Shawki joins us in the studio to tell a tale so amazing, it damn near rendered us speechless. That's right. He's been doing porn. PORN. Tune in to hear answers to all the questions you've ever had about the making of a porno movie, including secrets of the industry and his "encounter" with Nailin' Palin star Lisa Ann.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hoo boy! On this, the eightieth episode of the Ro…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Hoo boy! On this, the eightieth episode of the Round Table, comedian Michael Shawki joins us in the studio to tell a tale so amazing, it damn near rendered us speechless. That's right. He's been doing porn. PORN. Tune in to hear answers to all the questions you've ever had about the making of a porno movie, including secrets of the industry and his "encounter" with Nailin' Palin star Lisa Ann.</description>
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      <title>Episode 78: One Big Drunken Mess</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-75-one-big-drunken-mess</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So you know how when you listen to the Round Table and everyone's drunkenness gets more and more obvious as the show goes on? Well! Tune in for this week's second Round Table to hear what happens when we record two in a row. Child sacrifice! Pissin' on art! FIGHTS!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So you know how when you listen to the Round Tabl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So you know how when you listen to the Round Table and everyone's drunkenness gets more and more obvious as the show goes on? Well! Tune in for this week's second Round Table to hear what happens when we record two in a row. Child sacrifice! Pissin' on art! FIGHTS!</description>
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      <title>Episode 77: Sexzema</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-77-sexzema</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this, the first of two(!) Round Table's this week, the gang discusses such pressing topics as urn thievery, a new serial killer in Orange County, and the many public masturbation habits of the Round Table.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this, the first of two(!) Round Table's this w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this, the first of two(!) Round Table's this week, the gang discusses such pressing topics as urn thievery, a new serial killer in Orange County, and the many public masturbation habits of the Round Table.</description>
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      <title>Episode 76: Happy New Year!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:05:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-76-happy-new-year</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The New Year starts off with a bang here on Cave Comedy Radio with the 77th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen, wherein we discuss a mass Santa murder in Texas, the brutal raping of a chihuahua by a wheelchair-bound sicko, and the Round Table gives their year in review. Featuring Molly Knefel, Henry Zebrowski, Walter Replogle, and John Moreno!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The New Year starts off with a bang here on Cave …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The New Year starts off with a bang here on Cave Comedy Radio with the 77th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen, wherein we discuss a mass Santa murder in Texas, the brutal raping of a chihuahua by a wheelchair-bound sicko, and the Round Table gives their year in review. Featuring Molly Knefel, Henry Zebrowski, Walter Replogle, and John Moreno!</description>
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      <title>Episode 75: Christmas Christmas Elevator Death</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-75-2-christmas-christmas-elevator-death</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Look, we know they were probably perfectly nice people. But damn, when there's two elevator deaths in one week, and when they're as absolutely bizarre as these, then there's no way we couldn't have talked about them both. FIRE.
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Look, we know they were probably perfectly nice p…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Look, we know they were probably perfectly nice people. But damn, when there's two elevator deaths in one week, and when they're as absolutely bizarre as these, then there's no way we couldn't have talked about them both. FIRE.
</description>
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      <title>Episode 74: The Whole Banana</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-74-the-whole-banana</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:03:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Piranha suicides, Nazis, Russians; it's like the world made the week for us! Plus, we've got comedian Molly Knefel, Sara Benincasa from our very own Sex and Other Human Activities, and Cincinnati Henry Zebrowski coming in to help us celebrate. Jackie has been fisted.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Piranha suicides, Nazis, Russians; it's like the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Piranha suicides, Nazis, Russians; it's like the world made the week for us! Plus, we've got comedian Molly Knefel, Sara Benincasa from our very own Sex and Other Human Activities, and Cincinnati Henry Zebrowski coming in to help us celebrate. Jackie has been fisted.</description>
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      <title>Episode 73: Mr. Brazier's Lace</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-73-mr-braziers-lace</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this week's Round Table: throats are occupied, our most innapropriate and longest laugh record is broken, and the Lightning Round makes it's return. Special guests Thomas Dale, Henry Zebrowski, and Ashley Brooke Roberts join! Also, Pork the Dork!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this week's Round Table: throats are occupied,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this week's Round Table: throats are occupied, our most innapropriate and longest laugh record is broken, and the Lightning Round makes it's return. Special guests Thomas Dale, Henry Zebrowski, and Ashley Brooke Roberts join! Also, Pork the Dork!</description>
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      <title>Episode 72: Fried</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-72-fried</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:44:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this week's Round Table, the boys and Jackie discuss the many, many times they've almost blown up the restaurants they've worked in through fryer accidents, a man is fired for refusing to wear a 666 sticker, and a ten year old steals a car and gets off because hey, he's a nice kid.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this week's Round Table, the boys and Jackie d…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this week's Round Table, the boys and Jackie discuss the many, many times they've almost blown up the restaurants they've worked in through fryer accidents, a man is fired for refusing to wear a 666 sticker, and a ten year old steals a car and gets off because hey, he's a nice kid.</description>
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      <title>Episode 71: Butt You</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-71-butt-you</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's time to inject some chaos into Occupy Wall Street. The man to do it? Our very own Ed Larson! Tune in to hear Eddie's adventures at OWS this week, plus mouse crunchin', the best prison in the world, and the RT fails miserably at an attempt to go clean.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's time to inject some chaos into Occupy Wall S…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's time to inject some chaos into Occupy Wall Street. The man to do it? Our very own Ed Larson! Tune in to hear Eddie's adventures at OWS this week, plus mouse crunchin', the best prison in the world, and the RT fails miserably at an attempt to go clean.</description>
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      <title>Episode 70: Otis Spunkmeyer Presents - Loose Teeth</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 23:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-70-otis-spunkmeyer-presents-loose-teeth</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Worst porno we could possibly imagine. Today on the Round Table, 83 year old men are prostituting themselves, Russians are robbing the graves of young girls and dressing them like dolls, and the Round Table engages in that age-old pastime, Madlibs. It's with a Penthouse Forum, but still.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Worst porno we could possibly imagine. Today on t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Worst porno we could possibly imagine. Today on the Round Table, 83 year old men are prostituting themselves, Russians are robbing the graves of young girls and dressing them like dolls, and the Round Table engages in that age-old pastime, Madlibs. It's with a Penthouse Forum, but still.</description>
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      <title>Episode 69: Jugglin' Juggalos</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-69-jugglin-juggalos</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:41:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What the hell is this country coming to? Apparently, juggalos are now a gang threat. Jesus Christ. Anyway, on today's Round Table, we've got the aforementioned "gang", a judge behaving badly behind the bench, and a segment from special guest Michael Che involving, you guessed it, racism, plus Mike Lawrence from CCR's own Nerd of Mouth joins us as well!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What the hell is this country coming to? Apparent…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What the hell is this country coming to? Apparently, juggalos are now a gang threat. Jesus Christ. Anyway, on today's Round Table, we've got the aforementioned "gang", a judge behaving badly behind the bench, and a segment from special guest Michael Che involving, you guessed it, racism, plus Mike Lawrence from CCR's own Nerd of Mouth joins us as well!</description>
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      <title>Episode 68: The Disease Factor</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-68-the-disease-factor</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Alchemy sure ain't what it used to be. Tune in to find out why and how it relates to a string of Chicago car robberies, plus frozen armadillo assault! We've also got comedian Cody Hess and podcast favorite John F. O'Donnell sitting in for our boys Ed and Kevin.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Alchemy sure ain't what it used to be. Tune in to…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Alchemy sure ain't what it used to be. Tune in to find out why and how it relates to a string of Chicago car robberies, plus frozen armadillo assault! We've also got comedian Cody Hess and podcast favorite John F. O'Donnell sitting in for our boys Ed and Kevin.</description>
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      <title>Episode 67: Oh, I'm Sorry!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-67-oh-im-sorry</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this week's Round Table, we've got three wonderful NYC teachers (a Satanist, a self-styled ladies man, and an overzealous hugger), people rippin' eyeballs from their head, and the strange, strange thing that British men say post-coitus.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this week's Round Table, we've got three wonde…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this week's Round Table, we've got three wonderful NYC teachers (a Satanist, a self-styled ladies man, and an overzealous hugger), people rippin' eyeballs from their head, and the strange, strange thing that British men say post-coitus.</description>
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      <title>Episode 66: Cave Comedy Radio Live October!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-66-cave-comedy-radio-live-october</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:33:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's bear time at The Creek and The Cave! Join us for this live episode as we discuss the merits of bear murder, why the internet is ruining China, and which member of the Round Table was kicked out of theater class for filling the lead actor's shoes with piss.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's bear time at The Creek and The Cave! Join us…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's bear time at The Creek and The Cave! Join us for this live episode as we discuss the merits of bear murder, why the internet is ruining China, and which member of the Round Table was kicked out of theater class for filling the lead actor's shoes with piss.</description>
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      <title>Episode 65: Murder in the Wind</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-65-murder-in-the-wind</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Death! It comes to us all. But today on the Round Table, we're obsessed with it. Misquoted rap lyrics, misguided confessions, our last words, and a homemade pair of nunchucks and more on this, the 65th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Today features Mr. James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Death! It comes to us all. But today on the Round…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Death! It comes to us all. But today on the Round Table, we're obsessed with it. Misquoted rap lyrics, misguided confessions, our last words, and a homemade pair of nunchucks and more on this, the 65th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Today features Mr. James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 64: Wink It!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-64-wink-it</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week on the Round Table, the boys get to talk about a real-life Weekend At Bernie's with strippers, more donkey news and eatin' balls, plus in the return of The Newlywed Game, we find out how many vaginas Jackie has seen and Marcus' exact penis size!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on the Round Table, the boys get to tal…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on the Round Table, the boys get to talk about a real-life Weekend At Bernie's with strippers, more donkey news and eatin' balls, plus in the return of The Newlywed Game, we find out how many vaginas Jackie has seen and Marcus' exact penis size!</description>
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      <title>Episode 63: Actually Kind of a Serious Day</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-63-actually-kind-of-a-serious-day</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Join us for this edition of The Round Table as we discuss hot beef fat injections, meat babies and drunken elks, plus it's time for the return of the Round Table Lightning Round! We've also got special guest Thomas Dale sitting in for our boy Ben Kissel and Jason Kalter and Joe List sitting in the Hut.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Join us for this edition of The Round Table as we…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Join us for this edition of The Round Table as we discuss hot beef fat injections, meat babies and drunken elks, plus it's time for the return of the Round Table Lightning Round! We've also got special guest Thomas Dale sitting in for our boy Ben Kissel and Jason Kalter and Joe List sitting in the Hut.</description>
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      <title>Episode 62: When a Tranny Offers You a Plate of Blow...</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-62-when-a-tranny-offers-you-a-plate-of-blow</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:32:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What would you do? Tune in to hear just how the Round Table would handle (and did handle) the situation, plus a kid gets shot in the stomach with a crossbow and grandfather abuses his grandchildren, and not sexually, for once. Don't be surprised what Jackie thinks about it. And we've got a hell of a stable of guests this week, as Mark Normand, Seena Jon, Pat Dixon, and Victor Varnado join us in the office!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What would you do? Tune in to hear just how the R…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>What would you do? Tune in to hear just how the Round Table would handle (and did handle) the situation, plus a kid gets shot in the stomach with a crossbow and grandfather abuses his grandchildren, and not sexually, for once. Don't be surprised what Jackie thinks about it. And we've got a hell of a stable of guests this week, as Mark Normand, Seena Jon, Pat Dixon, and Victor Varnado join us in the office!</description>
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      <title>Episode 61: Popsicle Stick</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-61-popsicle-stick</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tune in this week to hear Jackie's disgusting new green goop use for them, plus from the news: hot sauce punishment, a Marine throws his son overboard, and Americans are fat as fuck and getting fatter. Almost as fat as the Round Table, but not quite.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tune in this week to hear Jackie's disgusting new…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tune in this week to hear Jackie's disgusting new green goop use for them, plus from the news: hot sauce punishment, a Marine throws his son overboard, and Americans are fat as fuck and getting fatter. Almost as fat as the Round Table, but not quite.</description>
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      <title>Episode 60: You My Nazi</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-60-you-my-nazi</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Titty Hitler, stupid, stupid Neo-Nazis shaving and branding Navajos, disabled decapitations; we've got it all on this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen! In addition, we also tell our favorite Polish jokes (interchangeable with Haitian jokes) and play our very own version of The Dating Game. Our Chuckle Hutter this week: host and producer of Sunday Night Stand-Up at Three of Cups in the East Village, R.G. Daniels!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Titty Hitler, stupid, stupid Neo-Nazis shaving an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Titty Hitler, stupid, stupid Neo-Nazis shaving and branding Navajos, disabled decapitations; we've got it all on this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen! In addition, we also tell our favorite Polish jokes (interchangeable with Haitian jokes) and play our very own version of The Dating Game. Our Chuckle Hutter this week: host and producer of Sunday Night Stand-Up at Three of Cups in the East Village, R.G. Daniels!</description>
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      <title>Episode 59: Turtles Can't Live On Cheese Alone</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-59-turtles-cant-live-on-cheese-alone</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a principal who was stabbed to death in Tennessee by a student three days after the fall semester began, an elderly woman who somehow managed to die in a recycling bin, and chimps chimps chimps, plus Ben and Marcus talk about the only two animals they tried to take care of, which they both promptly killed without meaning to. Today’s Chuckle Hut member: Cave Comedy Radio’s own Pat Dixon, plus we’ve got Amber Nelson filling in for our girl Jackie Zebrowski.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a pri…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a principal who was stabbed to death in Tennessee by a student three days after the fall semester began, an elderly woman who somehow managed to die in a recycling bin, and chimps chimps chimps, plus Ben and Marcus talk about the only two animals they tried to take care of, which they both promptly killed without meaning to. Today’s Chuckle Hut member: Cave Comedy Radio’s own Pat Dixon, plus we’ve got Amber Nelson filling in for our girl Jackie Zebrowski.</description>
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      <title>Episode 58: Do Horses Sweat?</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-58-do-horses-sweat</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:44:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>But donkeys do! Tune in to hear us discuss donkey racing, what happens when a meth head gets horny around a cat, and just what teaching math in Philadelphia can drive you to do. The answer is die.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>But donkeys do! Tune in to hear us discuss donkey…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>But donkeys do! Tune in to hear us discuss donkey racing, what happens when a meth head gets horny around a cat, and just what teaching math in Philadelphia can drive you to do. The answer is die.</description>
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      <title>Episode 57: A Necessary Evil</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-57-a-necessary-evil</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:47:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A butt slasher is on the loose in Virginia! Does he do it horizontally? Vertically? Either way, the Round Table has plenty of tips and tricks for this strange violent criminal. We've also got angry bees killing a horse, Kitler, and the Lightning Round on this, the fifty-seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A butt slasher is on the loose in Virginia! Does …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A butt slasher is on the loose in Virginia! Does he do it horizontally? Vertically? Either way, the Round Table has plenty of tips and tricks for this strange violent criminal. We've also got angry bees killing a horse, Kitler, and the Lightning Round on this, the fifty-seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!</description>
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      <title>Episode 56: Semen and It's Many Uses</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-56-semen-and-its-many-uses</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sperm talk! Tune in this week to hear plenty of it, including a semen-sniffing hound in Switzerland and a man who spread his defective seed around dozens of sperm banks, plus a teenager kills his parents with a hammer and throws a party to celebrate his new-found freedom. Is it a coincidence that the sperm episode coincides with having James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut? We'll let you decide!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sperm talk! Tune in this week to hear plenty of i…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sperm talk! Tune in this week to hear plenty of it, including a semen-sniffing hound in Switzerland and a man who spread his defective seed around dozens of sperm banks, plus a teenager kills his parents with a hammer and throws a party to celebrate his new-found freedom. Is it a coincidence that the sperm episode coincides with having James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut? We'll let you decide!</description>
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      <title>Episode 55: The Standing Ovation</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-55-the-standing-ovation</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The Clap! It's the enemy to the promiscuous all over the world. But thanks to Japan, a new extra-resistant strain has been discovered, right in time for them to beat us in the World Cup. Tune in to find out which member of the Round Table has had the regular strain twice, plus we've got an extremely uncomfortable segment in which the Round Table tells you all about "The Talk" they're going to be giving to their kids. In the Chuckle Hut this week we've got writer John Ryman to give us many amazing bon mots.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Clap! It's the enemy to the promiscuous all o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Clap! It's the enemy to the promiscuous all over the world. But thanks to Japan, a new extra-resistant strain has been discovered, right in time for them to beat us in the World Cup. Tune in to find out which member of the Round Table has had the regular strain twice, plus we've got an extremely uncomfortable segment in which the Round Table tells you all about "The Talk" they're going to be giving to their kids. In the Chuckle Hut this week we've got writer John Ryman to give us many amazing bon mots.</description>
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      <title>Episode 54: Urban Legends</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-54-urban-legends</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Homemade electric chairs! Third rail urine! More butt talk! Two of us damn near died! Tune in to hear us discuss all of this and more including the greatest magazine every published that isn't pornographic on this, the fifty-third episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Homemade electric chairs! Third rail urine! More …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Homemade electric chairs! Third rail urine! More butt talk! Two of us damn near died! Tune in to hear us discuss all of this and more including the greatest magazine every published that isn't pornographic on this, the fifty-third episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.</description>
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      <title>Episode 53: Black Talk</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-53-black-talk</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Who wants to hear a super drunk, racially charged Round Table! You do, that's who. You can also tune in this episode to hear us talk about a would-be necrophiliac, a two day old corpse in a public pool, and what we would all do if we only had three months to live. As Kevin Barnett couldn't make it on a Saturday night, we've got returning guest Jeffrey Joseph on deck plus Ron Krasnow, roommate Colin Morse and Mystery Sam in the Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Who wants to hear a super drunk, racially charged…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Who wants to hear a super drunk, racially charged Round Table! You do, that's who. You can also tune in this episode to hear us talk about a would-be necrophiliac, a two day old corpse in a public pool, and what we would all do if we only had three months to live. As Kevin Barnett couldn't make it on a Saturday night, we've got returning guest Jeffrey Joseph on deck plus Ron Krasnow, roommate Colin Morse and Mystery Sam in the Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 52: The Episode That Dare Not Speak It's Name</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-52-the-episode-that-dare-not-speak-its-name</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We’re all gettin’ gay married today on the Round Table! Tune in to hear us talk about the biggest story of the week plus our trademark small fries, such as a Russian woman dying at her own funeral and a man hiding in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival just for kicks.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We’re all gettin’ gay married today on the Round …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We’re all gettin’ gay married today on the Round Table! Tune in to hear us talk about the biggest story of the week plus our trademark small fries, such as a Russian woman dying at her own funeral and a man hiding in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival just for kicks.</description>
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      <title>Episode 51: The Hangman's Dilemma</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-51-the-hangmans-dilemma</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:39:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>India’s looking for a hangman and Ben is volunteering! We’re all in agreement that he’s the best for the job. In addition to that, we’ve got number one fan Isadora in the office to provide us with a segment as Holden fucked up and didn’t come up with a good one. Subject: OK Cupid!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>India’s looking for a hangman and Ben is voluntee…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>India’s looking for a hangman and Ben is volunteering! We’re all in agreement that he’s the best for the job. In addition to that, we’ve got number one fan Isadora in the office to provide us with a segment as Holden fucked up and didn’t come up with a good one. Subject: OK Cupid!</description>
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      <title>Episode 50: Live at the Cave Comedy Radio Launch Party!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-50-live-at-the-cave-comedy-radio-launch-party</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:33:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We made it! On this, the 50th episode of the Round Table, we discuss the best dad ever, the best pervert ever, and the weirdest things the members of the Table have ever done. You can only imagine how fucked up it gets.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We made it! On this, the 50th episode of the Roun…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We made it! On this, the 50th episode of the Round Table, we discuss the best dad ever, the best pervert ever, and the weirdest things the members of the Table have ever done. You can only imagine how fucked up it gets.</description>
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      <title>Episode 49: Pig Bullets and Eatin' Butts at the Racist Barbeque</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-49-pig-bullets-and-eatin-butts-at-the-racist-barbeque</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:44:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Christ, Kevin’s got some balls. Tune in to hear about him going to a racist barbeque while wearing a black power pick in his hair, plus lunatics are selling pig bullets for shooting Muslims and Russians are burying themselves alive overnight in their very own version of planking.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Christ, Kevin’s got some balls. Tune in to hear a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Christ, Kevin’s got some balls. Tune in to hear about him going to a racist barbeque while wearing a black power pick in his hair, plus lunatics are selling pig bullets for shooting Muslims and Russians are burying themselves alive overnight in their very own version of planking.</description>
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      <title>Episode 48: Two and a Half Bomb Threats</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-48-two-and-a-half-bomb-threats</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:36:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this episode, a disgruntled Bronx TV viewer decides to take matters into his own hands, Ben’s love affair with diet pills continues, and Holden fails four job interviews in as many minutes. We’ve also got comedians Rae Sanni and Mark Normand filling in for Jackie and Eddie, plus comedian Rob Cantrell in the Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this episode, a disgruntled Bronx TV viewer de…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this episode, a disgruntled Bronx TV viewer decides to take matters into his own hands, Ben’s love affair with diet pills continues, and Holden fails four job interviews in as many minutes. We’ve also got comedians Rae Sanni and Mark Normand filling in for Jackie and Eddie, plus comedian Rob Cantrell in the Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 47: Muddlin' Midgets</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-47-muddlin-midgets</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Midgets! They muddle our mojitos, they muddle our margaritas and they’ve especially muddled this episode of the Round Table. Tune in to hear stories of muddling and more, including Stalin’s Area 51 Retard Plot and the return of your favorite segment and mine, Pedophile Corner! We’ve also got one of our favorites, Louis Katz, sitting in for our boy Eddie this week.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Midgets! They muddle our mojitos, they muddle our…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Midgets! They muddle our mojitos, they muddle our margaritas and they’ve especially muddled this episode of the Round Table. Tune in to hear stories of muddling and more, including Stalin’s Area 51 Retard Plot and the return of your favorite segment and mine, Pedophile Corner! We’ve also got one of our favorites, Louis Katz, sitting in for our boy Eddie this week.</description>
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      <title>Episode 46: Mushroom and Strawberry Ice Cream</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-46-mushroom-and-strawberry-ice-cream</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this episode of The Round Table, Ben recounts his adventures after eating a tub of strawberry ice cream sprinkled with magic mushrooms on Saturday and talks about his recent foray into the world of diet pills, plus the rest of the gang discusses the end of the world, junior high fight clubs, and the porn collection of Osama Bin Laden.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this episode of The Round Table, Ben recounts …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this episode of The Round Table, Ben recounts his adventures after eating a tub of strawberry ice cream sprinkled with magic mushrooms on Saturday and talks about his recent foray into the world of diet pills, plus the rest of the gang discusses the end of the world, junior high fight clubs, and the porn collection of Osama Bin Laden.</description>
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      <title>Episode 45: Mommy</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-42-mommy</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It’s a special Mother’s Day edition of The Round Table! Tune in as Holden uses it as an excuse to be even creepier about his mother issues, plus we give our take on that Arab dude that died last week.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It’s a special Mother’s Day edition of The Round …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It’s a special Mother’s Day edition of The Round Table! Tune in as Holden uses it as an excuse to be even creepier about his mother issues, plus we give our take on that Arab dude that died last week.</description>
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      <title>Episode 43-44: Family Easter</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-43-44-family-easter</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It’s a chill and relaxed episode of The Round Table on this, the most holy of days, Easter! Join us to hear tales of fast food horrors, why it pays to be a Nirvana fan, the skyrocketing rates of STDs among the senior population, and our most and least favorite music to listen to while having sex.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It’s a chill and relaxed episode of The Round Tab…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It’s a chill and relaxed episode of The Round Table on this, the most holy of days, Easter! Join us to hear tales of fast food horrors, why it pays to be a Nirvana fan, the skyrocketing rates of STDs among the senior population, and our most and least favorite music to listen to while having sex.</description>
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      <title>Episode 40-42: Strip Club Madness</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-40-strip-club-madness</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>So some dumb bastard decided to let Jackie loose in a male strip club on Saturday night. The results? Terrifying. In addition to that, we’ve got conservatives in Lubbock, TX hosting an affirmative action bake sale, two traffic cops were busted in Los Angeles for appearing in a porn video on the clock and in uniform, and Eddie transfers his hate of Scientologists over to Hasids.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So some dumb bastard decided to let Jackie loose …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>So some dumb bastard decided to let Jackie loose in a male strip club on Saturday night. The results? Terrifying. In addition to that, we’ve got conservatives in Lubbock, TX hosting an affirmative action bake sale, two traffic cops were busted in Los Angeles for appearing in a porn video on the clock and in uniform, and Eddie transfers his hate of Scientologists over to Hasids.</description>
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      <title>Episode 39: The Best Open Mic in Bend, OR</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-39-the-best-open-mic-in-bend-or</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Holy hell, we’ve got a suicide at an open mic! Join us as we explore the obvious hilarity of the situation. We’ve also got Kevin fresh back from Florida with a wonderful story of mistaken identity which once again proves that he ain’t shit. Joining us in the Hut this week is  Jermaine “Much Better Looking Comedian Than KB” Fowler and Nick Vatterott, who has been arrested an alarming number of times.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Holy hell, we’ve got a suicide at an open mic! Jo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Holy hell, we’ve got a suicide at an open mic! Join us as we explore the obvious hilarity of the situation. We’ve also got Kevin fresh back from Florida with a wonderful story of mistaken identity which once again proves that he ain’t shit. Joining us in the Hut this week is  Jermaine “Much Better Looking Comedian Than KB” Fowler and Nick Vatterott, who has been arrested an alarming number of times.</description>
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      <title>Episode 38: Icelandic Hee-Haw Nonsense</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-38-icelandic-hee-haw-nonsense</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Whaling! The greatest hunt of all comes to the Round Table this week as we welcome special guest Ragnar Egilsson to dispel every single preconception you’ve ever had about Iceland. As far as the Table goes, Holden lords his most attractive member of Murderfist distinction over everyone, Ben tries to recover from a massively hallucinogenic weekend, Jackie gets stuck in a weird day-time talk show that only she is a part of, and Ed believes the Chinese have access to time travel.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Whaling! The greatest hunt of all comes to the Ro…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Whaling! The greatest hunt of all comes to the Round Table this week as we welcome special guest Ragnar Egilsson to dispel every single preconception you’ve ever had about Iceland. As far as the Table goes, Holden lords his most attractive member of Murderfist distinction over everyone, Ben tries to recover from a massively hallucinogenic weekend, Jackie gets stuck in a weird day-time talk show that only she is a part of, and Ed believes the Chinese have access to time travel.</description>
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      <title>Episode 37: Live at the Creek and the Cave!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-37-live-at-the-creek-and-the-cave</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>That’s right, it’s our first ever live episode! Join us on stage (kinda) as Holden and Jackie finally realize how the weird and horrible things they say really are once they have to actually look at strangers while they say it, we discover our listeners are not as horrible of people as we are (or so they claim) and of course, murder and knives.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>That’s right, it’s our first ever live episode! J…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>That’s right, it’s our first ever live episode! Join us on stage (kinda) as Holden and Jackie finally realize how the weird and horrible things they say really are once they have to actually look at strangers while they say it, we discover our listeners are not as horrible of people as we are (or so they claim) and of course, murder and knives.</description>
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      <title>Episode 36: The Dark and Hilarious Past of Ghandi</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-36-the-dark-and-hilarious-past-of-ghandi</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Now, normally we wouldn’t give two shits about a new Gandhi biography. However, a newly released book has revealed many Round Table worthy facts. More than we could ever ask for, in fact. In addition to that, Holden names his mother his favorite sponge, Ed calls for the death of multiple people, Kevin points out how terrible of a life Ben lives, and Ben talks about how terrible his life is.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Now, normally we wouldn’t give two shits about a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Now, normally we wouldn’t give two shits about a new Gandhi biography. However, a newly released book has revealed many Round Table worthy facts. More than we could ever ask for, in fact. In addition to that, Holden names his mother his favorite sponge, Ed calls for the death of multiple people, Kevin points out how terrible of a life Ben lives, and Ben talks about how terrible his life is.</description>
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      <title>Episode 35: The Retarded Basketball League</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-35-the-retarded-basketball-league</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:08:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It’s the hottest new league in sports: The RBL! Tune in to hear the endearing story of Ben’s foster brother making it the state championship and the poor boy’s romantic problems, plus Holden asks us just who the people are who made us the monsters we are today. Not surprisingly, most of the stories involve fights.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It’s the hottest new league in sports: The RBL! T…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It’s the hottest new league in sports: The RBL! Tune in to hear the endearing story of Ben’s foster brother making it the state championship and the poor boy’s romantic problems, plus Holden asks us just who the people are who made us the monsters we are today. Not surprisingly, most of the stories involve fights.</description>
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      <title>Episode 34: Dancing Skeletons</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-34-dancing-skeletons</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:04:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>hey made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made it. Murderfist, of which three members of the Round Table are in the group, did a 12 hour sketch marathon on Saturday. To match it, me and Ben did a 12 hour drinking marathon. Tune in to hear the day-after fallout. Plus, we’ve got number 1 fan and Ben’s college friend Dave Koehler in the studio! Ben once threw him through a window!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>hey made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>hey made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made it. Murderfist, of which three members of the Round Table are in the group, did a 12 hour sketch marathon on Saturday. To match it, me and Ben did a 12 hour drinking marathon. Tune in to hear the day-after fallout. Plus, we’ve got number 1 fan and Ben’s college friend Dave Koehler in the studio! Ben once threw him through a window!</description>
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      <title>Episode 33: Even More Breast Milk</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-33-even-more-breast-milk</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly become one of our favorite subjects, breast milk! We’ve also got voodoo sex rituals, accidental racism (Maryland, Biggie, and Fried Chicken are involved), and our Oscar picks. They were done the night before the ceremony so tune in to hear how incredibly wrong we were with most of them.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly b…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly become one of our favorite subjects, breast milk! We’ve also got voodoo sex rituals, accidental racism (Maryland, Biggie, and Fried Chicken are involved), and our Oscar picks. They were done the night before the ceremony so tune in to hear how incredibly wrong we were with most of them.</description>
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      <title>Episode 32: Cracker Day</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 22:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-32-cracker-day</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Boners and breasts! Butts and bullying! We’ve got it all on this episode of The Round Table. Tune this week as Jackie further cements her reputation as the show’s resident psychotic, Ben tells us of his many, many in school suspensions, Holden gives us a boner story, Ed tells you how to score Xanax in Mexico, and Kevin explains why Cracker Day scared him even though he’s black. You don’t know what Cracker Day is either? Listen up to find out!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boners and breasts! Butts and bullying! We’ve got…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Boners and breasts! Butts and bullying! We’ve got it all on this episode of The Round Table. Tune this week as Jackie further cements her reputation as the show’s resident psychotic, Ben tells us of his many, many in school suspensions, Holden gives us a boner story, Ed tells you how to score Xanax in Mexico, and Kevin explains why Cracker Day scared him even though he’s black. You don’t know what Cracker Day is either? Listen up to find out!</description>
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      <title>Episode 31: Fight Fight Fight</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 19:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-31-fight-fight-fight</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It’s Fight Night here at The Round Table! Tune in to hear about the almost-fight we got into on Saturday, tales of men getting thrown through windows, and an amazing story about a guy Ed knows who’s killed at least 20 people. We’ve also got a special Valentine’s Day segment from Holden! Ben speed dates the entire Table. It gets sexy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It’s Fight Night here at The Round Table! Tune in…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It’s Fight Night here at The Round Table! Tune in to hear about the almost-fight we got into on Saturday, tales of men getting thrown through windows, and an amazing story about a guy Ed knows who’s killed at least 20 people. We’ve also got a special Valentine’s Day segment from Holden! Ben speed dates the entire Table. It gets sexy.</description>
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      <title>Episode 30: Moobs</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 19:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-30-moobs</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Male breast reduction! It’s on the rise. Tip to all those potential steroid users out there: ya gotta work out, too. Otherwise, tits. In addition to that, Ben tells us about all the fast food restaurants he’s been fired from (many more than you would think), Kevin’s got a personal connection to the Super Bowl, Jackie names a dissected pig, Ed compares Silvio Berlusconi to Elvis, and Holden asks the crew about our potential last meals as it is likely that at least half of us will be facing execution some day.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Male breast reduction! It’s on the rise. Tip to a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Male breast reduction! It’s on the rise. Tip to all those potential steroid users out there: ya gotta work out, too. Otherwise, tits. In addition to that, Ben tells us about all the fast food restaurants he’s been fired from (many more than you would think), Kevin’s got a personal connection to the Super Bowl, Jackie names a dissected pig, Ed compares Silvio Berlusconi to Elvis, and Holden asks the crew about our potential last meals as it is likely that at least half of us will be facing execution some day.</description>
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      <title>Episode 28-29: Secret Bathroom</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 19:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-28-29-secret-bathroom</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters have returned to the Round Table. Join us this episode as Kevin fucks up, Ben reveals yet another terrible thing from his past, Ed creates the best festival ever, Jackie stops the whole show in it’s tracks by saying yet another disgusting thing, I school everyone on all things postmortem, and Holden introduces the worst segment ever, Rape Stab Murder.
 
We’ve also got Henry Zebrowski, Jesse Popp, and Kevin’s friend Calvin in the Chuckle Hut!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters h…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters have returned to the Round Table. Join us this episode as Kevin fucks up, Ben reveals yet another terrible thing from his past, Ed creates the best festival ever, Jackie stops the whole show in it’s tracks by saying yet another disgusting thing, I school everyone on all things postmortem, and Holden introduces the worst segment ever, Rape Stab Murder.
 
We’ve also got Henry Zebrowski, Jesse Popp, and Kevin’s friend Calvin in the Chuckle Hut!</description>
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      <title>Episode 27: Everything Goes to Hell</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 19:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-27-everything-goes-to-hell</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:28:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Especially us. Join us this episode as we discuss the Arizona assassinations, the astronomically high abortion rates in NYC, what each of us will do when The Rapture comes (May 21st), and who we would be if we could be anyone in the world for a day and what meals we will enjoy while inhabiting that person’s body Malkovich style.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Especially us. Join us this episode as we discuss…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Especially us. Join us this episode as we discuss the Arizona assassinations, the astronomically high abortion rates in NYC, what each of us will do when The Rapture comes (May 21st), and who we would be if we could be anyone in the world for a day and what meals we will enjoy while inhabiting that person’s body Malkovich style.</description>
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      <title>Episode 26: Mailman Dave</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-26-mailman-dave</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The Round Table has a lot to be thankful for this year. While about half of us have had the worst year of our lives, the world has followed suit and given us stories much more horrible than our current predicaments. Laugh into the abyss, that’s what we say. What did the world give us at the end of this year? Serial killers, castrations, and Mailman Dave! Tune in to find out how it all turns out on this, the 26th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Round Table has a lot to be thankful for this…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Round Table has a lot to be thankful for this year. While about half of us have had the worst year of our lives, the world has followed suit and given us stories much more horrible than our current predicaments. Laugh into the abyss, that’s what we say. What did the world give us at the end of this year? Serial killers, castrations, and Mailman Dave! Tune in to find out how it all turns out on this, the 26th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.</description>
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      <title>Episode 25: Cover Up the Lips Before You Put in the Tips</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-25-cover-up-the-lips-before-you-put-in-the-tips</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve never told anyone about. You can imagine the skeletons all of us have in our closet. Add 24 dead baby seals and 15 minutes of masturbation memories and you’ve got this, the 25th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve never told anyone about. You can imagine the skeletons all of us have in our closet. Add 24 dead baby seals and 15 minutes of masturbation memories and you’ve got this, the 25th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
</description>
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      <title>Episode 24: Chow Time!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-24-chow-time</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway, join us this week as we discuss such diverse topics as Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin, foot fetishes, and the latest in marital bestiality on this, the 24th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Our Chuckle Hut this week includes the Too Cool for School’s Jason Saenz, the curmudgeonly Zach Sims, and the absolutely lovely Sharron Paul. It’s about time we had a classy lady in the room.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway, join us this week as we discuss such diverse topics as Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin, foot fetishes, and the latest in marital bestiality on this, the 24th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Our Chuckle Hut this week includes the Too Cool for School’s Jason Saenz, the curmudgeonly Zach Sims, and the absolutely lovely Sharron Paul. It’s about time we had a classy lady in the room.</description>
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      <title>Episode 23: Cowabunga!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-23-cowabunga</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of his life and trying to take us all out with him, an actor hacked his mother to death for being the devil, and the TSA is exploding bags o’ piss all over the place. We’ve also got a very special Pedophile Corner in which we discuss a Texas priest who handled his molestation accusations in the worst way possible.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of his life and trying to take us all out with him, an actor hacked his mother to death for being the devil, and the TSA is exploding bags o’ piss all over the place. We’ve also got a very special Pedophile Corner in which we discuss a Texas priest who handled his molestation accusations in the worst way possible.</description>
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      <title>Episode 22: Four Loko's Last Hurrah</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-22-four-lokos-last-hurrah</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:47:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, “I want to be ridden like a puppet.” This week’s news also brought us some of the sickest stories we’ve had in a while. Mix the two together and you have this, the 22nd episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Chuckle Hut members this week include stand-up comedy bad-aces Nick Turner and Mark Normand (two of the best in town), plus the King of Chuckle, Henry Zebrowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of u…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, “I want to be ridden like a puppet.” This week’s news also brought us some of the sickest stories we’ve had in a while. Mix the two together and you have this, the 22nd episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Chuckle Hut members this week include stand-up comedy bad-aces Nick Turner and Mark Normand (two of the best in town), plus the King of Chuckle, Henry Zebrowski!</description>
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      <title>Episode 21: The Lord's Haunting</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-21-the-lords-haunting</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:41:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Exorcists! Apparently this country has seen a sharp rise in demand for their services and it’s possible that Ben and Holden might need one. Either that or Ben is having tiny strokes. We’ve also got skydiving dog soldiers, scrotal hyperthermia, and more musings on these hoes today by Kevin on this, the 21st episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Exorcists! Apparently this country has seen a sha…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Exorcists! Apparently this country has seen a sharp rise in demand for their services and it’s possible that Ben and Holden might need one. Either that or Ben is having tiny strokes. We’ve also got skydiving dog soldiers, scrotal hyperthermia, and more musings on these hoes today by Kevin on this, the 21st episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. </description>
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      <title>Episode 20: Hey Pussyneck</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-20-hey-pussyneck</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Come join the Round Table on our 20th episode as we discuss in no particular order, virgin birth snakes, blackface, the election, and how running down the street while overweight will prompt people to throw full bags of food at you. Multiple testimonies prove it. Tune in til the end to hear not only a wonderful little segment from Holden which I have named “I Love You” but also a very one-sided arm-wrestling match with expert commentary from Ben. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Come join the Round Table on our 20th episode as …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Come join the Round Table on our 20th episode as we discuss in no particular order, virgin birth snakes, blackface, the election, and how running down the street while overweight will prompt people to throw full bags of food at you. Multiple testimonies prove it. Tune in til the end to hear not only a wonderful little segment from Holden which I have named “I Love You” but also a very one-sided arm-wrestling match with expert commentary from Ben. </description>
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      <title>Episode 19: The Great Grave-Robbing Bears of Russia</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-19-the-great-grave-robbing-bears-of-russia</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:39:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: GRAVE ROBBING RUSSIAN BEARS. I can’t think of anything better or anything that’s more fun to say. We’ve also got eye-witness accounts of The Rally To Restore Sanity as Ed, Holden, and myself were lucky enough to attend. Ed saw Nazi killers. Yeah! There’s also a very spoooky Chuckle Hut this week as we welcome back Chuckle Hut Member #1, Henry Zebrowski, and John Moreno from Murderfist. It doesn’t sound spooky. But it totally is.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: GRAVE ROBBING RUSSIAN BEARS. I can’t think of anything better or anything that’s more fun to say. We’ve also got eye-witness accounts of The Rally To Restore Sanity as Ed, Holden, and myself were lucky enough to attend. Ed saw Nazi killers. Yeah! There’s also a very spoooky Chuckle Hut this week as we welcome back Chuckle Hut Member #1, Henry Zebrowski, and John Moreno from Murderfist. It doesn’t sound spooky. But it totally is.</description>
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      <title>Episode 18: Number One Fan</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-18-number-one-fan</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:41:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our theme of fiery Latina women continues as our biggest fan, Isadora, in cahoots with Ben, tells us what she really thinks about our man Holden. Shit gets personal.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie becam…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our theme of fiery Latina women continues as our biggest fan, Isadora, in cahoots with Ben, tells us what she really thinks about our man Holden. Shit gets personal.</description>
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      <title>Episode 17: Miss Kentucky Latina</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-17-miss-kentucky-latina</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:43:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isadora from Mexico, our number one fan, all pissed off at Holden for saying Mexicans have sandy feet because they can’t afford shoes. Monkeys are stealing babies, too. Hide yours.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isadora from Mexico, our number one fan, all pissed off at Holden for saying Mexicans have sandy feet because they can’t afford shoes. Monkeys are stealing babies, too. Hide yours.</description>
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      <title>Episode 16: Boys Will Be Boys</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-16-boys-will-be-boys</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben discusses at length a particular disturbing incident from his junior high years. Wisconsin. Jesus. It’s just fucked up.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben discusses at length a particular disturbing incident from his junior high years. Wisconsin. Jesus. It’s just fucked up.</description>
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      <title>Episode 15: Mama Kathleen</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:44:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did we hold back? No. No we didn’t. Did the episode somehow get more offensive than usual? Yes. Yes it did. Tune in to hear Mrs. Larson say such gems as, “How was the breastfeeding Eddie, was it good?”</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did we hold back? No. No we didn’t. Did the episode somehow get more offensive than usual? Yes. Yes it did. Tune in to hear Mrs. Larson say such gems as, “How was the breastfeeding Eddie, was it good?”</description>
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      <title>Episode 14: The Thing That Should Not Be</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-14-the-thing-that-should-not-be</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:43:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born out of Ben’s asshole, then we had a two-part Pedophile Corner which was followed by an in depth conversation about birth rape. Goddammit. Every fucking time.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Okay, so we started off trying to talk about some…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born out of Ben’s asshole, then we had a two-part Pedophile Corner which was followed by an in depth conversation about birth rape. Goddammit. Every fucking time.</description>
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      <title>Episode 13: Date Night</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:37:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The man above had a date with himself in a hot tub, the Chilean miners have mistresses and wives clashing above them, Iraqi celebrities have a date with Camp Buca, and you, dear listener, have a date with this, the 13th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The man above had a date with himself in a hot tu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The man above had a date with himself in a hot tub, the Chilean miners have mistresses and wives clashing above them, Iraqi celebrities have a date with Camp Buca, and you, dear listener, have a date with this, the 13th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.</description>
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      <title>Episode 12: The Retarded Al Sharpton</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-12-the-retarded-al-sharpton</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:02:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative lang…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer.</description>
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      <title>Episode 11: Friday the 13th Belongs To Us</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 18:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-11</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>VAMPIRE BATS! Peru is apparently full of them and children are dying. Yes. We will make fun of this. And you will laugh. Remember the day this episode was recorded and draw your own conclusions on what will happen if you don’t.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>VAMPIRE BATS! Peru is apparently full of them and…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>VAMPIRE BATS! Peru is apparently full of them and children are dying. Yes. We will make fun of this. And you will laugh. Remember the day this episode was recorded and draw your own conclusions on what will happen if you don’t.</description>
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      <title>Episode 10: Kevin's Heritage</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 17:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-10-kevins-heritage</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:43:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and also most of Jamaica is super fucked up? Well you’re gonna know a hell of a lot about all of it after listening to this, the tenth episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and also most of Jamaica is super fucked up? Well you’re gonna know a hell of a lot about all of it after listening to this, the tenth episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!</description>
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      <title>Episode 9: What FAHB Means</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 17:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-9-what-fahb-means</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of The Round Table is upon us! Jackie loses her dignity once again, babies are being drowned during baptisms, Holden gives some heartfelt speeches, Ben waxes philosophical about Chippy D and Ed finds a solution to the gay marriage debate.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of T…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of The Round Table is upon us! Jackie loses her dignity once again, babies are being drowned during baptisms, Holden gives some heartfelt speeches, Ben waxes philosophical about Chippy D and Ed finds a solution to the gay marriage debate.</description>
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      <title>Episode 8: Blood Has Been Spilt</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 17:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-8-blood-has-been-spilt</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:40:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It’s fire and murder aplenty on this, the eighth episode of the Roundtable of Gentlemen! It’s summer and kids are killin’ their families, sons are killin’ their mothers, and Iranians are keeping gay genies chained up in the basement.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It’s fire and murder aplenty on this, the eighth …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It’s fire and murder aplenty on this, the eighth episode of the Roundtable of Gentlemen! It’s summer and kids are killin’ their families, sons are killin’ their mothers, and Iranians are keeping gay genies chained up in the basement.</description>
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      <title>Episode 7: Lookin' For Love</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 17:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-7-lookin-for-love</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:56:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Join us for this, the seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen as Holden and Jackie regale us with stories from the wilds of OK Cupid. Besides that, Kevin lobbies for an air conditioner in the recording cellar, Ed doesn’t think Mel Gibson’s film career should suffer because of the latest scandal because his movies kick ass, and Ben tries to get us to talk politics.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Join us for this, the seventh episode of The Roun…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Join us for this, the seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen as Holden and Jackie regale us with stories from the wilds of OK Cupid. Besides that, Kevin lobbies for an air conditioner in the recording cellar, Ed doesn’t think Mel Gibson’s film career should suffer because of the latest scandal because his movies kick ass, and Ben tries to get us to talk politics.</description>
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      <title>Episode 6: Inside Thoughts</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 17:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-6-inside-thoughts</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:43:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Besides what goes on in Kissel’s head, shit gets heated up even further between Holden and Isadora, Jackie’s got a nudist infestation, Kevin fantasizes about titty pools, and Ed reminisces about a childhood memory of a rabbit raping a kitten on this, the sixth episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Besides what goes on in Kissel’s head, shit gets …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Besides what goes on in Kissel’s head, shit gets heated up even further between Holden and Isadora, Jackie’s got a nudist infestation, Kevin fantasizes about titty pools, and Ed reminisces about a childhood memory of a rabbit raping a kitten on this, the sixth episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen</description>
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      <title>Episode 5: The Telephone Is Bleeding</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 17:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-5-the-telephone-is-bleeding</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:00:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the subject of Cryptozoology, Holden uses the creepy child voice again, Jackie explains periods with gusto, and Ed celebrates his first hard-on since hernia surgery.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the subject of Cryptozoology, Holden uses the creepy child voice again, Jackie explains periods with gusto, and Ed celebrates his first hard-on since hernia surgery.</description>
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      <title>Episode 4: Barnett Gets Fucked Up</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 17:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-4-barnett-gets-fucked-up</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>He talked shit for two weeks and the day of reckoning has finally come for Mr. Kevin Barnett. Tune in to see if he holds to his claim that he can drink as much Coors Original as he wants, cuz Banquets are for pussies.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>He talked shit for two weeks and the day of recko…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>He talked shit for two weeks and the day of reckoning has finally come for Mr. Kevin Barnett. Tune in to see if he holds to his claim that he can drink as much Coors Original as he wants, cuz Banquets are for pussies.</description>
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      <title>Episode 3: Stalin</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2015 17:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/roundtableofgentlemen/episode-3-stalin</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:38:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>The Round Table of Gentlemen</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the Roundtable, Jackie Zebrowski, doesn’t think Hitler is such hot shit when he’s compared to the ole Man of Steel. Tune in to hear us discuss this and more, including such fascinating topics as Bobby Fischer being dug up, rape in Cancun and what a person can do with 40 to 60 human heads on this, the third episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the R…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the Roundtable, Jackie Zebrowski, doesn’t think Hitler is such hot shit when he’s compared to the ole Man of Steel. Tune in to hear us discuss this and more, including such fascinating topics as Bobby Fischer being dug up, rape in Cancun and what a person can do with 40 to 60 human heads on this, the third episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Happens just as often as shark attacks. We will prove this fact and more on this, the second episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen. We’ve got our resident Ghost Expert Jackie Zebrowski in the cellar this week to talk about how we should NOT fuck with ghosts. At all. But we’re gonna do it anyway.</itunes:summary>
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