tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49633039950948904832024-11-08T12:06:02.609-03:00OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.comBlogger442125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-67978152181081429952023-05-01T19:16:00.001-03:002023-05-01T19:16:07.557-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>-Que triste es tener éste cuerpo sensual que sólo me ha traído enemigas. -Pero estás gorda. -Ya ves? Otra más.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-44824688639152635432022-11-22T11:33:00.002-03:002022-11-22T11:33:10.062-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Mi vecino enloqueció a las 3 de la mañana dándole golpes a todo, pero como yo no me meto en la vida de nadie, seguí muy tranquilo ensayando con la gaita.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-26452366578060490322022-11-03T19:17:00.006-03:002022-11-03T19:17:52.833-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>- Nueve de cada diez veces que le propongo a mi mujer tener sexo me dice que no - ¿Y por qué estás tan contento? - Llevo nueve rechazos consecutivos OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-18587583007099092242022-07-23T10:24:00.006-03:002022-07-23T10:24:41.564-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img style="width: 100px; border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" /></a></div>—Doctor, sueño que persigo al caballo del Zorro. —Estás tras-tornado 😁OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-43276210515179720162022-07-17T21:21:00.005-03:002022-07-17T21:21:20.936-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>-Internaron a mi hermano gemelo. -¿Al sordo? -Apendicitis.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-58700787317402575682022-06-26T13:12:00.008-03:002022-06-26T13:12:54.295-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Yo pensaba que la vasectomía evitaría el embarazo de mi novia. Pero no, solo le cambia el color de piel del bebé.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-40192751629278587322022-06-02T15:00:00.003-03:002022-06-02T15:00:52.917-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Me casaré con un pescado, ellos si saben a mar.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-63250427253853389662022-05-16T23:39:00.003-03:002022-05-16T23:39:47.576-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>-¿Ricardo este vestido me engorda? -A ver, rodá para allá.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-89094727387717958462022-05-03T13:06:00.006-03:002022-05-03T13:06:27.774-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img style="width: 100px; border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" /></a></div>¿Cuál es la montaña más limpia?? El volcán, porque tira cenizas y después lava.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-82556261497421705872022-04-01T19:23:00.001-03:002022-04-01T19:23:00.178-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>En un restaurant Chino: - Señor sólo tenemos calne en lata. - No importa, ¿de qué clase tiene? - De latas "las que colen por los rincones" 😁OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-37274791600790020922022-03-20T12:58:00.004-03:002022-03-20T13:00:05.464-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>_Cariño en un liquidación te compre 20 tangas... _Gracias..pero son todas iguales..la gente va a pensar que no tengo otras... _Que gente????OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-76137718020837120502022-02-20T11:47:00.003-03:002022-02-20T11:47:14.322-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Todos creen que los albañiles son pobres, hasta que les pedís un presupuesto y te das cuenta que el pobre sos vos.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-15984724602595552592021-11-11T01:00:00.006-03:002021-11-11T01:00:50.681-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>– Pepe, amigo, ¿qué te pasa? + Estoy preocupado, mi hijo me ha dicho que de mayor quiere ser paracaidista. – ¿El que siempre se deja la mochila en el colegio? + Sí, ese.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-7076636361748868562021-09-06T22:11:00.009-03:002021-09-06T22:12:49.980-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Tu novia te tiene que gustar a vos no a tus padres, no a tus hermanos, no a tus amigos y muchos menos a tu esposa...OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-80608774897081162342021-08-01T17:37:00.001-03:002021-08-01T17:37:00.196-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img style="width: 100px; border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" /></a></div>"Vegetariano" es una antigua palabra india para nombrar a los pésimos cazadores.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-3258516582730131822021-07-22T21:27:00.002-03:002021-07-22T21:27:06.717-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Si pasaste de amante a titular, no olvides que dejaste un puesto vacante.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-52200020897110301402021-07-15T17:41:00.009-03:002021-07-15T17:41:45.377-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>La gente me trata como un Dios. Ignoran mi existencia hasta que me necesitan.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-70037054897214900142021-06-14T16:04:00.008-03:002021-06-15T14:48:46.928-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Mi hijo hoy no quiso comer lengua de vaca porque sale de la boca de un animal. Le di un huevo.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-72899255393614213762021-05-15T00:00:00.001-03:002021-05-15T00:00:00.187-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>-Ayer mi hija comenzó natación. -Que bien. Y cómo le va ? -Por ahora nada mal.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-36134051541163738112021-05-01T00:00:00.001-03:002021-05-01T00:00:00.200-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div> -Es grave lo mío doctor ? -Epa! Paren la autopsia !OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-13369438409947008582021-04-20T13:09:00.001-03:002021-04-20T13:09:01.307-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img style="width: 100px; border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" /></a></div>Hay gente que tiene intolerancia a la lactosa y yo a la gente con mala leche.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-20178109238815969652021-03-19T22:42:00.009-03:002021-03-19T22:42:50.930-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>No es justo que la cal vivaby la salmuera.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-68490249629243810882021-03-03T12:47:00.005-03:002021-03-03T12:47:26.610-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Cuando entiendas por qué hacen las pizzas redondas para meterlas en cajas cuadradas y cortarlas en triángulos, también entenderás a las mujeres. OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-83115061290274730682021-01-01T12:47:00.000-03:002021-03-03T12:49:17.143-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Un eyaculador precoz fue ascendido en el ejército. A cabo primero OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4963303995094890483.post-77438738832482195002020-12-01T00:00:00.001-03:002020-12-01T00:00:14.678-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img 0="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQBHU4vpNZk5bnzDiRRSLfZTMsmZ0zdtNypstVx6tRkg-FA0wv426tWNPCUQCQR4Us1Ol3zLPfL79oBsm7gGZDyXJWUmfq9mK3_0YiwLpxvFvacWuDEv19yyFAJoUhrzN-vPKCx3Tz-g8B/s1600/gumby150.png" style="width: 100px;" /></a></div>Los caníbales vegetarianos sólo comen las palmas de las manos y las plantas de los pies.OPinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05129903742538344116noreply@blogger.com0