Bob and Dan Cast

Clown Congregation - A New Classic

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Sun, 28 Nov 2021 04:11:46 GMT

From the vaults - Bob and Dan shamelessly channel Superego (to the best of their ability) to give you this sketch of silly sacrilege. See y’all atop Cookie Mountain!

A Trailer for Another Podcast - "Waits Waits Don't Tom Me"

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Mon, 24 Aug 2020 20:33:50 GMT

Hello! This is a trailer for "Waits Waits Don't Tom Me." A new podcast hosted by friend of the show, Tom Waits! Give it a listen please. Tom needs this.

APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/waits-waits-dont-tom-me/id1528389266

OTHERS: https://anchor.fm/tom-waits

"Hollywood Extermination" (A Classics Bonus)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 24 Jan 2019 16:57:17 GMT

One time Bob & Dan recorded a 12 minute sketch? playlet? novella (Spanish novel)? about an Eartha Kitt infestation. She may or may not have been alive at the time of recording, so it's PROBABLY not as tasteless as you think. Either way, RIP EK.

Come for the Bob & Dan, stay for the fake phone call audio effects.

Yahoo Questions: Emma Stone Ed. (A Classics Segment)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 19:58:02 GMT

For no reason other than we had nothing planned, we dedicated an entire episode to Emma Stone. This classic Yahoo Answers segment does not stray from that dedication! Please enjoy, tell your friends, rate, review, subscribe, jk lol... do whatever you want. Music: Something at the beginning & Bob Dylan at the end

"The Hallway" - A Horror Short

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Fri, 11 Jan 2019 18:39:46 GMT

Being the GD pioneers they are, Bob and Dan create the Hort or Horror-short. In "The Hallway", Dan tries to coax Bob into joining him in the hallway. What's in the hallway? Listen to find out... or maybe not, I'm not sure how it ends. I do know it is VERY spooky. Listener beware you're in for a hallway.

Music: Moreland & Arbuckle

Dan's Real-Life Dungeoneering #1 (A Classics Segment)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 01 Jan 2019 18:09:53 GMT

Happy New Year! Happy old segment! Bob takes Dan through a fake real-life situation with Dungeons & Dragons style gameplay. Music: Wanda Jackson

A Voice Like Applesauce (A Classics Christmas Clip)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 13 Dec 2018 16:01:18 GMT

A discussion of Christmas movies (and Bob's inability to speak) leads to Dan's love of Don Knotts. Bob gets angry about semantics - there are some real emotions here. Guests: Adam, Rachel, and a silent Darren. Music: Playground, Marcy

"The Wardrobe" - A Non-Horror Short

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Fri, 30 Nov 2018 03:28:05 GMT

In this blast-from-the-past-classic-segment, Bob and Dan improvise a nhort. WARNING: there are no lions or witches in it. It's not at all scary. Please enjoy! Music: Marcy Playground

The Textgiving Special: A Reading of a Segment

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 22 Nov 2018 04:05:59 GMT

Happy Textgiving, Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving, Familysgiving, Yourwelcomesgiving... whatever you celebrate! We recorded a reading of our famous Textgiving special, but technology was not on our side. Here's one (mostly listenable) segment of it. If you want to read it the way God intended, head here: http://bobanddancast.tumblr.com/post/103409697059/the-textgiving-special Music: Vince Guaraldi Trio, Nicole Westbrook, and goddamn Marcy Playground!

Nature Walk/Nature Talk: A Bob and Dan Outdoor Adventure

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 12:17:38 GMT

Bob and Dan happen to be in the same state at the same time! They walk through nature and record their conversation on a phone - can you even imagine?? This episode is just full-on, in-your-face, uncensored, unedited friendship. If I had to guess what was talked about, I'd probably say: eternity, animal diets, islands, Live Photo deaths, movies, deer, probably much much more. Oh, and throw in a Cuties of The Week and A LOT of nature sounds, and you got yourself an episode. Music: Angel Olsen

The Bread Promo

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 18:54:47 GMT

Bob and Dan attempt to tempt you into listening by listing breads. Is it effective? I don't know... you'll just have to ask HISTORY. NOTE: Do not check us out at bob and dan cast dot com; it is dead.

S1E99: The Great Horse North (A Classic Re-Upload)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Fri, 17 Aug 2018 15:11:42 GMT

The boys take it real easy on the Christmas Eve of their 100th episode. Big thanks to intern Megan.

S2E1: Leper Detective (A Classic Re-Upload)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:33:22 GMT

Welcome to season 2... you get it.

S2E2: Dragon Powered Time Rift (A Classic Re-Upload)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:32:00 GMT

A time rift powered by dragons?? Music by Tomas Dvorak

S2E3: Hug Devaluation (A Classic Re-Upload)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:30:34 GMT

We assume it's about the lowering value of hugs. (A classic re-upload)

S2E4: Imminent Siesta (A Classic Re-Upload)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:11:01 GMT

Bob and Dan plot out Bob's candle musical, "Scandalabra", discuss the negative effects of delicious salves, and have a falling out over Ghostbusters. Music by Portishead.

S2E5: Pile of Hooves (A Classic Re-Upload)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:09:18 GMT

A real pile of hooves.

S2E7: Applefox (A Classic Re-Upload)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 00:22:11 GMT

Bob and Dan’s pining for Skyrim hits its apex with a new segment where Dan pretends to be a whole town of people. They also introduce “Bob Kearns: King of Observational Comedy”. Throw a Whitney update in there and you got yourself an episode. Music by The Black Keys.

Mouth Leavings (9/6/13)

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Sat, 07 Sep 2013 16:36:13 GMT

We discuss Dan’s trip to heaven and implore you to visit youtube.com/huffmanandkearns to watch our poorly animated videos.

S3E45: Quantity Over Quality

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 20:39:41 GMT

Joining us for the season finale is, friend of the show, Charlie. We let him steer the ship, because we're tired and out of ideas. Also we were both a little sick. We talk about stand-up, life, and what America... (rest of description lost to time)

S3E44: Twice on the Pipe

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:42:10 GMT

The penultimate episode of season 3 (probably)! Only a few more days to write an iTunes review and extend the season. This week we date the same girl, riff on Elefun, and tackle Bob's addiction to computer melons.

S3E42: IMAX3DHFR

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:58:45 GMT

We see the Hobbit (in the format Peter Jackson intended), we eat Chinese food in a dark Chinese food establishment, also we drive between those places. Music from Saints Row: The Third. S3E42: IMAX3DHFR

S3E39: Semitic Polka

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:24:19 GMT

We take an eventful walk through the woods, talk about our Black Friday’s, and discuss the relative merit of teaching a moose to fish. Music by Michael Jackson.

S3E38: Life Found a Way

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 05:10:37 GMT

Discussion of the Jurassic Park 4 that almost was, a little bit of Beethoven, and, of course, our thoughts on People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Music by Beethoven.

S3E37: September Greeting and Announcement

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:54:52 GMT

Join us on our scripted adventure (written by friend/fan/giant Kolbe). Also a reading of forum.ariana.org Music by various.

S3E36: Butterfinger Smooth

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:16:09 GMT

More road thoughts with Bob, homemade candy, and other things I cannot remember. Music by Depeche Mode.

S3E35: Bucket of Trout

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 01:14:25 GMT

Accents both terrible and not very good, scenes from a fictitious party, and our scattered/vague thoughts on Seven Psychopaths. Music by Toad the Wet Sprocket.

S3E32: Brain Palace

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 05:40:40 GMT

Descend into Bob’s brain palace and listen to such topics as Elton John’s optometrist, who had what player number (90’s basketball edition), and needle anxiety. Music by Tame Impala.

S3E30: Forever Spider

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:17:00 GMT

Bob loses track of a spider (granting the spider infinite power) and Dan is smug about his new, fancy phone. Also Melissa McCarthy’s Desert Island. Music by Kari Bremnes.

S3E29: A Cheeseless Future

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 14:52:45 GMT

Bob and Dan face off as only time-travelling cyborgs and North Korean agents can, they discuss some moobies, and then they drink some expired alcohol. Music by Two Gallants.

S3E27: The Rescuers Get Down

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:22:58 GMT

Brought back by person-of-the-week MintyGreth; Bob and Dan discuss why children laugh at Bob, create two hit MMOs, and talk about Dan's similarity to imaginary beings. Music by Frank Turner.

S3E26: Storied Pants

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 15:45:45 GMT

A day late because I forgot I had a podcast; this week we talk about my rent-to-own pants, the plight of squirrel madness, and the subtlety of the female English accent. Music by Ace of the Base

S3E25: Road Poet

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 05:06:37 GMT

Brought to you by the island nation of Ireland, this very special unedited edition of the Bob and Dan Cast features pre-recorded "Road Thoughts" by our resident "Road Poet", Jonathan "Bob" Kearns. We also provide important commentary. Music by Elbow.

S3E24: Drive Horny 3-D

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 05:39:27 GMT

We discuss ways to kill time on car trips, wish a happy marriage to Darren, role-play some burgers, and talk about William H. Macy's penis. Music by Ben Abney

S3E23: Shower Portal

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 00:54:52 GMT

Dan makes a breakthrough in therapy, Bob toils under the thumb of Melissa McCarthy, and they both say some things that might be super offensive. Jury is still out. Music by Cracker

S3E22: Gangrenous Snake Hand

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:59:45 GMT

Dan receives compliments behind his back, Bob needs legal advice, and two more of you suckers wrote reviews. Music by Engineers

S3E21: Blonde, Brunette, Lucy Liu

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 13:00:28 GMT

Bob adds things to his anti-bucket list, Dan establishes a new speech pattern, and Horsecrazyme requests some Charlie’s Angels action. Music by Cold War Kids

S3E20: Secret Hot Tub Honeys

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 07:20:05 GMT

Unedited per reviewer request. We try our hand at a non-horror Hort, ask Bob anything, and come up with two new characters that are now personal favorites (favourites?). Music by NIN

S3E19: My Best Friend Short Circuit

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:42:15 GMT

We reboot Short Circuit (per Michael's request) and also other things. Should I be concerned that I can't remember stuff that literally just happened? Maybe I need to eat more fish (They say it's brain food). Music by Francoise Hardy.

S3E18: Dirty Craw

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:21:07 GMT

Merry Hoobastank (4th of July)! Celebrate the foundation of our crumbling empire with a Black Peter themed musical, some holiday Yahoo questions, and discussion of jaill (southern prison). Music by the stank.

S3E16: Rice Poofum

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:47:31 GMT

Movie reviews, Swedish marketing campaigns, and freestlye Dick Flash. Thanks to Big Welsh for sponsoring today's episode. Music by Bon Iver.

S3E15: Vatican Hardbody

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 16:01:29 GMT

We discuss the UK colloquial definition of "minty", decide guessing can never be racist, and create a brand new musical about sexy clergy and voodoo ceramics. Music by Cujo.

S3E14: Bros Four Bros Dot Com

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:15:48 GMT

Join us as Bob faces down Melissa McCarthy's wrath and we uncover the dark secrets of hat ownership. Music by Sex Pistols.

S3E13: Pie in Your Pocket

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 29 May 2012 18:54:35 GMT

We're late so there's no editing. We talk to Tom. He was a delight. Also Benjamin Button II: Fringe Division. Music by Bloodhound Gang.

S3E12: Firefly in the Park

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 22 May 2012 17:28:30 GMT

Brought to you by Josh Otten's review, this week it's all Canadian. Canadian yahoo questions, Canadian rumors, Canadian observational comedy; A true lesson in being careful what you wish for. (all Canadian music)

S3E11: The Boys of Comictown

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:40:44 GMT

Dan fishes for snakes, Bob drops some Mary Shelley knowledge, both contribute entries to the Hunger Games canon. Music by 311 (duh).

S3E10: Blood-Uncle Oath

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:40:12 GMT

No new reviews this week… AND YET WE SOLDIER ON. Enjoy a Mexican restaurant repastification and Bob’s new segment, “Bob and Dan Judge a Book By its Cover”. Music by the Talking Heads.

S3E9: Russian Triangle

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:39:30 GMT

Look forward to a Dungeoneering/Desert Island mash-up, a discussion of race in videogames (…kinda), and some pancake chat. Music by Andrew Bird.

S3E8: Phasing Through Jade

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:38:42 GMT

Our official coverage of C2E2 2012! We talk about Val Kilmer (again), Walking Dead’s Glenn and Maggie, and our chance encounter with Sean Astin. All this plus the Cuties of the Week™! Music from the Ghost and the Darkness.

S3E7: Freaky Perry

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:36:13 GMT

Join us as we jump down the flannel hole that is 1993. With a “best of 1993” list, a Q&A with Val Kilmer, and an edition of Jazz Your IP for the disappointing “Lockout”. Music by Oingo Boingo.

S3E6: Joking Aside: Let’s Get Serious

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:35:34 GMT

Happy Easter, friends. We tackle the internet’s questions about the high holiday, roleplay a single round of Scientist Dan Versus Super Shark, and have an unnecessarily long ending (just for super-fans). Music by Bob Dylan

S3E5: Straight Scat

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:35:01 GMT

Thanks to Reburn for sponsoring this episode with his itunes review. That dude is into some dirty stuff… Look forward to an all poop sketch, another edition of Melissa McCathy’s Desert Island, and of course the Cuties of the Week™.

S3E4: Hulkhands Big-Guy

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:34:06 GMT

Happy Bob and Dan’s Hunger Game brought to you by Hungryman dinners. Hungry? Strap on a man! Congrats to Kolbe for sponsoring this week’s episode with his itunes review and also for that new baby. (we know which one is)

S3E2: Stop Is the Thing We’ll Never Do

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:32:47 GMT

A close call! Charlie wrote his review and, as promised, we return. BUT THE GAME HAS CHANGED! We require at least one itunes review a week to keep season three alive. How long will we go? That’s up to you.

S3E1: Hobo Feast

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:31:21 GMT

Meet the new season. Same as the old season. Except that we have a brand new segment (Bob and Dan Jazz Your IP!) and it’s delineated by a “3” instead of a “2”. I hope you like System of a Down.

S2E21: America Loves a Nerd

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 21:02:31 GMT

End of season two! We’ll be back next week, or possibly the week after. Soon, either way. Join us this week for Oscar talk, storybook recitation, and discussion of the Mass Effect 3 demo. Music by Emilie Simon

S2E20: Croc Doc

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 21:05:48 GMT

Short… so you know it’s good? We recast Spiderman, talk about Rob, and then Bob plays with a gun. Music by Keren Ann

S2E19: Sharktown

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:06:19 GMT

Join us as we relive our time with The Grey, do some deep-space dungeoneering, and champion the merrit of our individual twitter accounts. Music by Jack White’s Third Man Records.

S2E18: Wasting Away in Cinnamon Cove

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:06:47 GMT

We talk about stabbing wolves with Liam Neeson (The Grey), what we would bring to Melissa McCarthy’s island prison, and the formation of The League of Evil Podcasts. Music by Neil Diamond

S2E17: Burn Your Friends

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:07:07 GMT

Bob is given a woman’s phone number, so they role play the phone call that will never take place. Then they play the Movie Title Game and Bob gives a double Whitney Update. Music by Blood Red Shoes

S2E16: Sarsgaard Island

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:07:41 GMT

Topics include crunchy beef burritos, the critic’s choice awards, Rooney Mara, demonic toaster portals. Music by New Young Pony Club.

S2E15: Hey Pickle

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 21:07:57 GMT

Dan gets stuck in line at a Redbox, Bob demands twitter favorites while refusing to give them, and they both reminisce fondly about the space shuttle launch in Koyaanisqatsi. Music from the Koyaanisqatsi sdtk.

S2E14: Owl Storm

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 21:08:19 GMT

We start the new year off right with a discussion of Revenge of the Titans, a game of Number One or Number Two, and the introduction of Horts (horror shorts). Hope all your new year wishes have come true! (if they haven’t already, they most likely never will) Music by Moreland & Arbuckle.

S2E12: AMC’s The Stabbing

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:10:01 GMT

Joined by Our Four Cents host, Zach Arneman this week. We not only role play his impending date, we create the next hit AMC program and take a moment to discuss Syfy’s Hook prequel. Music by Stabbing Westward.

S2E11: Beginner’s Pasta

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:10:21 GMT

This week they reminisce about the Flesh or Plastic conflict, Dan reveals that his brother-in-law is playing Skyrim wrong, and they both celebrate the legalization of horse consumption. Music by (once again) The Black Keys.

S2E10: After awhile, krokodil

bobanddancast@gmail.com (Bob & Dan) — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:10:42 GMT

Happy shopping, dear listener. This week Dan tells his one Black Friday story and, since Bob didn’t shop, they re-enact a ficticious Linen’s & Things doorbuster. Also, the triumphant return of “The Movie Title Game”… or whatever it’s called. Music from the Shatter sdtk.