Botchaholics

Season 3 Episode 66 - Richard Cream

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 19:19:14 GMT

We’ve done it! We’ve completed the main quest and finally avenged the fallen of Pegasus Bark. Life goes on, however, and as we revel in our victory we must turn our attention to the affairs we left behind. Thank you all for joining us on this journey!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com.

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Season 3 Episode 65 - Escape the Lair

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 21:07:50 GMT

Season 3 Episode 65 - Escape the Lair:

Billowing smoke, a bumbling ranger, and a hero monk… the gang struggles to climb the ledges and make good their escape. We’ve come so far; can we get through this latest challenge to reap the victory we’ve spent so long sowing?

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com.

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Season 3 Episode 64 - The Dark Egg

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 01:56:13 GMT

Season 3 Episode 64 - The Dark Egg:

Vyrtul is dead. Her last egg remains, roiling with dark power. The feared red mist has begun to fill the cave and no one can handle the egg without succumbing to it’s energy. Can the gang save themselves… and the world?

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com.

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Season 3 Episode 63 - The Final Battle

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 03:08:53 GMT

Season 3 Episode 63 - The Final Battle:

Gwen is down! Then she’s up! Then she’s down. Then she’s up! She has a time. The battle continues and we try our darndest to take Vyrtul down. As Geoff so gently puts it, she is strong as dicks.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com.

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Season 3 Episode 62 - Kentucky Fried Bears

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 01:21:50 GMT

Season 3 Episode 62 - Kentucky Fried Bears:

Desperately, we face Vyrtul and hope against hope that she will see reason. We have the means to save her only offspring from the evil enveloping it but something is not right in the deep, fiery cavern.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com.

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Season 3 Episode 61 - In Caves

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 01:00:22 GMT

Season 3 Episode 61 - In Caves:

As the gang prepares to enact their plan the kobolds outflank us! We use the distraction to allow Charles and Indra sneak down into the caves. Will we be taken before Virtool or discarded like so much trash? Will Rhys finally achieve his dream of eating a kobold? Will we decypher the strange economy of this society?

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Season 3 Episode 60 - A Dragon's Right to Choose

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 02:52:55 GMT

Season 3 Episode 60 - A Dragon's Right to Choose:

We join the action as the gang escapes the deadly plague fog. Later, we discover a whole book filled with information about this game we’ve been playing for years! It’s amazing!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com.

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Season 3 Episode 59 - Vodka Bread and Raisins

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 01:58:01 GMT

Season 3 Episode 59 - Vodka Bread and Raisins:

We rejoin the Battle of the Winter Bridge. For whatever reason, the gang remembers they have some silly things they can do to the enemies. We have fun with this one… well, not Nicolai. He catches a lot of hands!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
prepare_to_fight by Basil,
Inspiration by Pro Sensory, Alex McCulloch,
and a small fire will do by Trex0n, Cal McEachern

Shoutout to @RicoRicoRPG on twitter! Tonight I was drinking Jurassic IPA! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 58 - Peanut Butter

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 19:23:08 GMT

Season 3 Episode 58 - Peanut Butter:

Sheol gets naked. Indra stabs someone. Nicholai is buttered. Gwen gets divorced, and there’s a new tracker at our stronghold. It’s an evening of drunken relaxation our heroes haven’t had in some time.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com

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Season 3 Episode 57 - Tumultuousy

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 19:58:06 GMT

Season 3 Episode 57 - Tumultuousy:

The gang discusses the subtle differences between slavery and indentured servitude. Later, they advocate taking advantage of dementia. There’s a history lesson. Geoff has quite a time with pronunciation, yet again. Forest Law comes up a lot… It’s a weird episode.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com

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Season 3 Episode 56 - The Light and the Lion

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 23:07:25 GMT

Season 3 Episode 56 - The Light and the Lion:

Trade is the lifeblood of a nation, but can we allow a southern lord to use his financial influence to usurp our new government? Try as we might this political quagmire keeps dragging us back in.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com

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Season 3 Epsiode 55 - Where Be Chach

Mon, 24 May 2021 01:40:49 GMT

Season 3 Epsiode 55 - Where Be Chach:

The gang finds that creating a new society is more art than science, and the pallette is decidedly grey! With a government chosen we each deal with lingering personal business.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com

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Season 3 Episode 54 - Not All Ogres Are Eagles

Mon, 10 May 2021 01:34:14 GMT

Season 3 Episode 54 - Not All Ogres Are Eagles:

Civilization and society develop over long periods of time. Even rebuilding what once was is a daunting task but redesigning it as you go is even harder. Will the people of Pegasus Bark be able to overcome centuries of hatred and bigotry?

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://www.MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
King’s Feast by RandomMind
and Catmint in C Major by Kistol

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Season 3 Episode 53 - The Enemy of my Enemy is Dead

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 01:31:26 GMT

Season 3 Episode 53 - The Enemy of my Enemy is Dead:

Oh, my. Rhys is down. Only once chance left to live. What will happen? Will the party get to him in time? Will they escape the looming terror encroaching on Chum?

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Season 3 Episode 52 - Two Fists is a Lantern

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 01:51:58 GMT

Season 3 Episode 52 - Two Fists is a Lantern:

The Battle of Chum continues with our valiant heroes squaring off against a bathtub. Well, to be more accurate, we’re fighting the contents of the tub. No one fights an actual tub. That would be silly.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt.org:
Motivating Ambience by Pro Sensory Alex McCulloch
and Intense Synth by Pro Sensory Alex McCulloch

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Season 3 Episode 51 - Chum Rush

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 02:33:26 GMT

Season 3 Episode 51 - Chum Rush:

It wasn’t the tub that laughed. Is that ominous or insane? Well, you won’t find out this episode! HAH, the old bait-n-switch! We do set up a pretty epic battle wherein the team makes a plan and actually follows it, though.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
celtic loop by steroscopic
and prepare to fight by Basil

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Season 3 Episode 50 - Rescue 9-1-Chum

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 01:46:46 GMT

Season 3 Episode 50 - Rescue 9-1-Chum:

The fight for Chum continues with Indra, Gwen, Sheol and Rhys pushing into the village to rescue any survivors. They make it to the docks and find an old acquaintance struggling ashore!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Pyro - cinameng by James Gargette
Dungeon Blue by Josh McKay
and The Promise by JamMusix

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Season 3 Episode 49 - Viscious Underbrain

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 20:41:13 GMT

Season 3 Episode 49 - Viscious Underbrain:

The battle for Chum is joined as the gang encounters an familiar foe. Saving this town and the shipwrecked souls will take all of our considerable failures!

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Season 3 Episode 48 - Out of the Fey and Into the Fire

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 23:39:38 GMT

Season 3 Episode 48 - Out of the Fey and Into the Fire:

Man, that Summer court is lippy in this episode but Sheol isn’t having any of it! Gwen takes care of her friends even when they aren’t around. Charles disagrees.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
chiovasn by cinameng James Gargette
and eclaicie by GillesK Gilles Kauffman

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Season 3 Episode 47 - Reunion

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 04:55:49 GMT

Season 3 Episode 47 - Reunion:

Our friends reunite, after a fashion, to continue the voyage through the Fey. Sheol meets an important entity from her past. And puppies. There’s puppies! Nicolai votes! Charles loses his hair! Silence ripples at the out-pulling of diplomatic socks!

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Season 3 Episode 46 - Mini Tom Hanks and Cave Mold

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 15:17:59 GMT

Season 3 Episode 46 - Mini Tom Hanks and Cave Mold:

Tinks and tacks. We spend an inordinate amount of time investigating random cave mould. This whole fey deal is taxing our combined intellect so Rhys does a dumb thing. Nicolai learns that orcs and humans may not be too different. Charles chats with a bugbear about how not normal the world had become. Send pics of miniature Tom Hanks and cave mould!!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
VistulaShort by RandomMind,
013_Another_August by cynicmusic,
bleeding_out2 by Brandon Morris

Shoutouts to Shadowilde on tumblr. This night, I drank 12 Mile IPL! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 45 - Face Paper

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 22:40:47 GMT

Season 3 Episode 45 - Face Paper:

There’s fey shenanigans a-foot! PBJ displays a stunning amount of insight. Charles and Rhys get all felt up by faces. Trigger warning: dingoes.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
FantasyOrchestalTheme by Joth
and Up In The Sky by Memoraphile @ You’re Perfect Studio

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Season 3 Episode 44 - Entrance to the Fey

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 11:39:49 GMT

Season 3 Episode 44 - Entrance to the Fey:

The group engages the monstrosities in hopes of befriending the Fey. All the while the players fight a battle of their own against an insidious enemy: fruit flies.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
once_upon_a_time_loop by TAD,
The Prince of Castle Vania by Pro Sensory Alex McCulloch,
DERGUNERIN by cinameng James Gargette

Shoutouts to @MW_RPG and @daughterdungeon on twitter. This night, I drank Landhark Lager and sand! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 43 - Strongholds and Followers

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 02:40:53 GMT

Season 3 Episode 43 - Strongholds and Followers:

Due to microphone botches we lost an episode! Sorry about that. I blame 2020 for the sound recording rolling a 1. So this is a recap of the lost episode and some inventory management then we’re off to the wild! Gwen’s historical knowledge of the area pays dividends. Sheol screams at the woods. Rhys handles it… poorly. Nicolai follows suit. We live up to our name and then some!

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Shoutouts to @StarcalledStudi, @TheFirstTimeDM and @daughterdungeon on twitter. This night, I drank Hops and Robbers IPA! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 42 - Oral Conundrum

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 03:55:59 GMT

Season 3 Episode 42 - Oral Conundrum:

We struggle with the morality of using one person to revive another. It shouldn’t be difficult for a party that touts itself as “good” but here we are! The Syngularity is NIGH!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by https://MathewPablo.com
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Vampire’s Piano by TAD,
Regret - Short Emotional Piano by Wolfgang,
Emotional Soundtrack 1 by https://prosensory.blogspot.com/ Alex McCulloch,
Once Upon a Time (Loop) by TAD

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Season 3 Episode 41b - Destiny family reveal

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 02:19:54 GMT

Season 3 Episode 41b - Destiny family reveal:

A quick chat after session about Syn Destiny’s lineage and how it relates to the game. This isn’t an actual episode but more of a behind the scenes special.

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Season 3 Episode 41 - Battle of the Crypt

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 02:59:00 GMT

Season 3 Episode 41 - Battle of the Crypt:

We have ourselves a good chat about all manner of topics but then it’s back to the action as we continue the fight against Sheol’s succubus mother. Are we on track for a total party wipe?

Shoutouts to @scarywhitegirls on twitter and shadowilde on tumblr. This night, I drank The Starter IPA from Four Fathers! Baseball-y. Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 40 - Shoving Things in Holes

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 01:58:43 GMT

Season 3 Episode 40 - Shoving Things in Holes:

Charles, ever the master of the love arts, gets Sheol to perform her dance of seduction! Rhyse remembers that potions are wet and in bottles. Nikolai heroically braves the raging inferno of a small flaming rope. Gwen dons her majestic fish hat and rubs it against a wall. Later we grind the hole joke so far into the ground it hits bedrock!

Stay tuned to the after credits sequence where we cast hard shade at Joe and the Ancient Mongolians.

Shoutouts to @SivisEchoers on twitter and a-dms-side-quest and O'Mally Cat on tumblr. This night, I drank Ten Bitter Years IPA beer! Yum. Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 39 - Colossal Shrinkage

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 01:23:01 GMT

Season 3 Episode 39 - Colossal Shrinkage:

Our Dungeon Master enjoys Licking Hole. The gang continues the battle against the bone horror in the dark cavern and… why are you still reading this? I just said the DM likes Licking Hole; hit play if you’re curious about that! Later, marvel as a group of middle-aged people opine the changes in formal English.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Heavy Concept A Bass Master and Sinister Boss Appears by cynicmusic from The Cynic
Project website: https://pixelsphere.org https://cynicmusic.com

Shoutouts to @scarywhitegirls and @FredknightV on twitter. This night, I drank Licking Hole IPA beer! Yum. Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 38 - Thundercrypt

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 01:49:11 GMT

Season 3 Episode 38 - Thundercrypt:

Nikolai punches a skelly! Gwen whomps with her cudgel! Sheol uses ephemeral cat paws to chill up a skelly! Rhys gets REAL salty about them rules… or more accurately, forgetting them rules. But he redeems himself with five minutes of that good math! Sparky’s a good boi through it all!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
battleMusicA, battleMusicB, Heavy Concept A Bass Master and Sinister Boss Appears by cynicmusic from The Cynic Project
websites: http://pixelsphere.org http://cynicmusic.com

Shoutouts to @dnd_retweets on twitter and Nausicaa Maria Santinii on Facebook. This night, I drank Sawdust IPA beer! Yum. Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 37 - Kassu

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 02:39:01 GMT

Season 3 Episode 37 - Kassu:

After weighing our various options we set off once more. We save a cat. It’s our greatest achievement to date! Heading down into the catacombs of J'bumvi we plot the utter decimation of some undead sentries.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Orechstring by Tozan,
jazz by Alex McCulloch
and fuguiyolo by cinameng

Shoutout to @jamesintrocaso on twitter! Also, thanks to @spellbound_blue for our artwork. We got some and we love it! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 36 - Perenial Cats

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 02:46:25 GMT

Season 3 Episode 36 - Perenial Cats:

In this episode: a recap, inside podcast baseball, and a hot take on child murder (we ain’t fer it!) Then it’s on to an actual episode wherein we make a crazy discovery. Spectral tri-corn hat? Yes, please!

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Season 3 Episode 35 - Dragon Tinder

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 03:59:59 GMT

Season 3 Episode 35 - Dragon Tinder:

The worm problem is solved but now we have ANOTHER bonkers dragon in our face! Later, we head off in a front-leftern direction. There’s wailing ladies and skellies milling about in Pegasus Bark and I guess it’s up to us to sort it all out!

Shoutout to @beastlandz and @dicecreamsammie on twitter!
Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 34 - Ram The Dwarf

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 04:52:43 GMT

Season 3 Episode 34 - Ram The Dwarf:

Perched high on a ledge above the frozen city of Pegasus Bark, the gang look for a way in to the deserted city. As they plan their decent they learn that they are not alone!

Shoutout to @scarywhitegirls on the twitter and Nausicaa Maria Santinii on the facebook! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 33 - Pretty Boy Johnson

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 03:05:28 GMT

Season 3 Episode 33 - Pretty Boy Johnson:

QUEEN FIGHT! Üdenell squares off against a challenger to the dark elf throne. Will she prevail? Later, we take care of some inventory maintenance and make Nikolai an effing BEAST, then select a new pack mule and yell at owlbears. Normal Botchaholic stuff.

Shoutout to @beastlandz on the twitter! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 32 - Nathan For President

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 02:27:51 GMT

Season 3 Episode 32 - Nathan For President:

Ever have a day when it seems like everyone expects the world from you but doesn’t lift a finger to help you get it? That’s where we are as we discuss our next move. We’re salty and flustered and not taking guff from anyone! Poor Charles has it the worst, though, as he’s torn between anger and love for Vertuul (did I spell that correctly? Bah, who cares!) #NathanForPresident

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Season 3 Episode 31 - Gentle Caress

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 01:19:16 GMT

Season 3 Episode 31 - Gentle Caress:

We’re trying some new combat methods in this episode! Joe pulls a Nathan, which is… weird? Also, learn Joe’s thoughts on the nature of butt slaps! Later, David goes to groom his elk. This is NOT a euphamism but we at Botchaholics strongly encourage our fandom to begin using it as such!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.

Shoutout to @rivalplatinum and @beastlandz on the twitter!
Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 30 - All We Need Is A Golden Calf

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 02:13:34 GMT

Season 3 Episode 30 - All We Need Is A Golden Calf:

We’ve made it hale and whole to Robgar’s Rite but all is not well in the realm of Albertia! With ceaseless winter and many mouths to feed we’ll have to overcome intrasigence and racial tensions to help the drow integrate to the surface world!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Doodle by StumpStrust
and Dream (Ambience) by TokyoGeisha
and La Citadelle by Komiku

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Season 3 Episode 29 - S Words House

Mon, 25 May 2020 01:53:54 GMT

Season 3 Episode 29 - S Words House:

I don’t talk good and my math doesn’t work! We continue our fight against our assembled enemies and make references to Internet classics! The Night Hag does her best Sean Connery! There’s a pjortal!

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Season 3 Episode 28 - Hammertime

Mon, 11 May 2020 03:45:57 GMT

Season 3 Episode 28 - Hammertime:

The Botchaholics fight the Colossus, the Night-hag and her deathly minions! We’re fresh from drunken shinanigans, difficult trials, and whooping some dwarves. Can we wreck up this giant statue and save the city?0

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Season 3 Episode 27 - Deception

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 22:49:26 GMT

Season 3 Episode 27 - Deception:

You cannot stop the Hammer Time.

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Season 3 Episode 26 - In The Nuts

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 02:24:52 GMT

Season 3 Episode 26 - In The Nuts:

Rhys steps on a glyph! Gwen banishes a queen! Charles and Sheol make ALL the friends! Nicolai bonks himself in the head, but gets better! Sheol oozes goo! Fernando redeems his poor performance at the games! And that one chair just won’t shut up!

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Season 3 Episode 25 - Undercrab

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 02:03:42 GMT

Season 3 Episode 25 - Undercrab:

Rhys puts the wine in the crab! Gwen gots her a shit stat! Charles poisons a noble! Nicolai cares for his brother! DM waxes all smart-like about accents!

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Season 3 Episode 24 - The Dice Man

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 14:35:12 GMT

Season 3 Episode 24 - The Dice Man:

Rhys’ life is pain! Gwen looks at doors! Nikolai hobnobs! Charles contends with a pencil! The Editor cuts out A LOT of tangents for the goof roll!

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Flight by wipics, Sleepy Clouds by Fupi and Piano Emotional Solo 139 by Tozan

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Season 3 Episode 23 - Nicolae's Hoorshey Kiss

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 06:02:12 GMT

Season 3 Episode 23 - Nicolae's Hoorshey Kiss:

Rhys causes a fuss! Charles scares the help! Gwen dances with the enemy! Nikolai busts out the motorboat! Sheol gets ink! We still pronounce courtier differently!

Shoutout to @TheShadowDM1 and @adorable_dm on twitter! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 22 - Indrasposed

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 06:01:04 GMT

Season 3 Episode 22 - Indrasposed:

The gang continues their preparations for the trial of leadership. Before that, however, matters of propriety must first be settled. A grand ball is to be held before the games and with it grand fashion. We are expected to schmooze with the other contestants and houses. How could THAT possibly go wrong?

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Sound (Solemn Fanfare) - oofie.jpg,
Orcheststring - Tozan and Wooden Inn - Indieteur

Shoutout to @dndplus on twitter and @OlgaTonks on facebook! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 21 - The Unbinding Pact

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 04:49:41 GMT

Season 3 Episode 21 - The Unbinding Pact:

The gang visit the Great Houses to gather support for their cause. Will they be helpful or display the same reticence as before?

Join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc! or botchaholics@gmail.com

Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.

Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt: Sirens in Darkness and Another August by cynicmusic

Shoutout to @Markriceme on twitter and nezjazz.tumblr.com! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 20 - Courtier Ress

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 06:00:45 GMT

Season 3 Episode 20 - Courtier Ress:

Plans are discussed. Breakfast gets eaten in the audience of the drow queen. House Shathlond receives a decent proposal. And much more (about an hour’s worth).

Shoutout to @DieRollerUK! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 19 - Sex Eyes of the Fumbling Elk

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 04:44:01 GMT

Season 3 Episode 19 - Sex Eyes of the Fumbling Elk:

Nathan has some hot takes on fruit and French imperialism. Joe gets some dwarves drunk. Geoff gives it to Australia. Elisa thinks tambourines need tuning. Kat knocks it out of the bar with a timely crit success!

Special thanks to all Australians/Franch/etc! We only kid because we care. Also shoutouts to @BeastLandz Monster Generator and @PinkDiceGM - Talk at you next time!

Special 5 - Xmas 2019 - Arctic Rim

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 05:25:19 GMT

Special 5 - Xmas 2019 - Arctic Rim:

Welcome back to a very special holiday episode of Botchaholics!

Today, we try out the MECHA system via drivethrurpg and have hilarious results. As the ELF DEFENCE FORCE, we attack the Kaiju that are invading Santa’s workshop at the north pole.

Join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc! or botchaholics@gmail.com. If you like what you heard, let us know and we’ll try to get back in the mechs.

Theme song Wintery Loop by Emma M Andersson found CC0 on OpenGameArt. Have a safe holiday and talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 18 - Getting a Leg Up

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 03:47:14 GMT

Season 3 Episode 18 - Getting a Leg Up:

Our attempts at subterfuge are caught out and the gang is called before the Drow queen to answer. Being the ballers that we are we talk to her and avoid any real trouble, and she then lays out the rules for the upcoming contest. Afterwards, we enjoy a delightful tet a tet with our dear friend Giggles.

Shoutout to irockwell and 6ysx! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 17 - Old Flames in the Dark

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 05:50:05 GMT

Season 3 Episode 17 - Old Flames in the Dark:

We continue our deliberations with the ruling elite of the Drow city. Will we help, hinder, or hightail out of there? Rhys’ brain problems catch up with him much to the chagrin of Sparkleton, Charles and Indra attempt some covert ops, Sheol gets down with the kink, and the long suffering Gwen wrestles with her past… and future!

Join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc! or botchaholics@gmail.com

Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.

Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
RandomMind - The Old Tower Inn
Komiku - It’s Time For Adventure Vol 2 - 04 Time
RandomMind - King’s Feast
yd - WeltHerrschererTheme1

Shoutouts to Dungeon Dudes and Esper The Bard from youtube, etc. Thanks for pushing your style of d&d on the internets! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 16 - Growe Beknown

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 06:06:00 GMT

Season 3 Episode 16 - Growe Beknown:

We get to the drow city and meet it’s important movers and shakers! No one is able to pronounce anything! Then we learn the history of the mysterious Fernando.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Komiku - Something to Save,
Komiku - Time,
Tozan - manaosdrone1,
Komiku - La Citadelle,
isaiah658 - Heavenly Loop

Shout outs to @howtogm on twitter and MonarchsFactory on YouTube. Thanks for checking us out and liking our links! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 15 - Delicate Nether Skin

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 04:04:05 GMT

Season 3 Episode 15 - Delicate Nether Skin:

Further we push into deep dark Undermountain. Danger besets us but we are undaunted! We’ll wreck up anyone that dares step to us!

Join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc! or botchaholics@gmail.com
Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt: Forgoten_tombs by kindland, Deep Humidity by TinyWorlds and Project Utopia by congusbongus.

Shout outs to shadowilde on tumblr and @HellForgeProps on twitter. Thanks for checking us out and liking our links! Talk at you next time!

Special 4 - Halloween 2019 - The Russian Beaver Caper

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 06:00:08 GMT

Special 4 - Halloween 2019 - The Russian Beaver Caper:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

Tonight we bring you the 2019 Halloween Episode of Botchaholics! We play Kids On Bikes and have a lot of fun. Join us RIGHT NOW!

Join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc! or botchaholics@gmail.com
Theme song Weirder Things 2 by Tabletop Audio
Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/

Thanks so much for listening and talk at you later!

Season 3 Episode 14 - Into The Dark

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 02:00:39 GMT

Season 3 Episode 14 - Into The Dark:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

Character development! We delve into the murky pasts of our beloved heroes while they rest in a dark cave and get that good healing. Avoiding the dangers of the Underdark is the order of the day as we press on with our erstwhile allies, the Drow. There’s a game of rock-paper-scissors, too, because why not.

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Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt: Forgoten_tombs by kindland, Deep Humidity by TinyWorlds and Project Utopia by congusbongus.

Shout outs to wilsonsunweichuan on tumblr, @BeastLandz on twitter and Olga Tonks on facebook. Thanks for checking us out and liking our links! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 13 - The Zombie Of Bob Barker

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 03:06:51 GMT

Season 3 Episode 13 - The Zombie Of Bob Barker:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

We fight! More! We beat some brains in and check some dwarf holes! Sheol eats a thing! We meet more denizens of the subterrainean world.

Join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc! or botchaholics@gmail.com
Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
Forgoten_tombs by kindland, Deep Humidity by TinyWorlds and Project Utopia by congusbongus.

Shout outs to shadowilde.tumblr.com and billguythesciencefly @1davispower1 on twitter. Thanks! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 12 - We're Professionals, It's Fine.

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 04:42:27 GMT

Season 3 Episode 12 - We're Professionals, It's Fine.:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

We fight. Lots of stuff. Shoutout to the actual Nicky P, thanks to him and everyone else for listening.

Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 11 - A List Of Rocks And Dirt

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 04:30:36 GMT

Season 3 Episode 11 - A List Of Rocks And Dirt:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

In this episode we step beyond the podcast world to redefine beer. Nathan takes another really long turn then David shows us how it’s supposed to be done. We finish off in a dark cavern facing an unlit brazier. What mystery is this?

Join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc!
Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com.
Background music CC0 found on OpenGameArt:
chasing despair by Emma M Andersson, Insistent by yd, Forgoten_tombs by kindland.
Fernando flourish found CC0 on freesound.org
Pine Apple Rag - Scott Joplin - freemusic.org

Thanks to Themindofjoe for the five star review! Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 10 - Grub Grub

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 05:00:21 GMT

Season 3 Episode 10 - Grub Grub:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

A sphere of tentacles. That’s all there is to say.

Thank you so much for listening. If you like what you hear then join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc! Please tell a friend and let them in on the game. Also, rate us and write us reviews on your favourite podcasting app to help us reach a bigger audience.

Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC-by 3.0 by MathewPablo.com
Background music CC0 ambient and creepybackgroundmusic74
by DaGameKnower found on OpenGameArt
Fernando flourish found CC0 on freesound.org

Talk at you later!

Season 3 Episode 9 - Super Screwed Stunned

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 04:32:12 GMT

Season 3 Episode 9 - Super Screwed Stunned:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

We get a big helping of backstory for the notorious Fernando then discuss the various attributes of wolves. Nathan relearns his character (AGAIN).

Join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc!
Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com
Background music CC0 abientmain_0 by brandon75689
and qubodup-yd-DarkshrineLoop found on OpenGameArt
Fernando flourish found CC0 on freesound.org

Talk at you later!

Season 3 Episode 8 - Forest Law

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 04:57:41 GMT

Season 3 Episode 8 - Forest Law:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

It’s another exciting episode of Ranger Rhys, Forest Lawyer! We debate the morality of murder and the legality of dream contracts! We also delve further into the mystery that is… Fernando!

Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com
Background music this episode all CC0 from opengameart.org:
bleeding out2 by Brandon Morris
Fernando guitar flourish from freesound.org
The MapleLeaf Rag - Vess L Ossman on freemusicarchive.org

Season 3 Episode 7 - The Flaming Avacado

Sun, 14 Jul 2019 03:26:33 GMT

Season 3 Episode 7 - The Flaming Avacado:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

We explore Kilnstroke! Charles shops for a bathrobe. Gwen reads a book. Nikolai buys a bow. Rhys is a forest lawyer? Geoff draws poorly then blames Kat.

Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com
Background music this episode all CC0 from opengameart.org:
Sirens in Darkness by cynicmusic
Fernando guitar flourish from freesound.org

Talk at you later! PS I CANT SPELL AVOCADO #botch

Season 3 Episode 6 - Past Catches Up

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 04:25:32 GMT

Season 3 Episode 6 - Past Catches Up:

Welcome back to Botchaholics!

There comes a time in a campaign when the party must engage in some light BDSM. We’ve reached that point… again. We seem to reach that point often.

Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com
Background music this episode all CC0 from opengameart.org:
Sirens in Darkness and Another Darkness by cynicmusic
bleeding out2 by Brandon Morris

Talk at you later!

Season 3 Episode 5 - Adorable Baby Sloth

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 03:02:51 GMT

Season 3 Episode 5 - Adorable Baby Sloth:

Welcome back to Botchaholics! In this episode, the gang uses wit and weird spells to jump over any and all obstacles in our way. Also, we laugh a lot in this one, so hopefully you’re laughing too.

Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com
Background music this episode all CC0:
‘Piano Loop’ by extenz.
‘Unsolved Investigation’ by isaiah658.
‘DarkShineLoop’ by qubodup.

Talk at you later!

Season 3 Episode 4 - Sudden Darkness

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 20:59:37 GMT

Season 3 Episode 4 - Sudden Darkness:

Our heroes valliantly confuse the dumbest monsters in the game. Gwen has a rock and memories of Syn Destiny well up from the depths of the abyss. Then we take brief break for After 8s.

This is a repost due to technical difficulties. Hopefully it works this time.

Thank you so much for listening. If you like what you hear then join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc! Please tell a friend and let them in on the game.

Theme song Blackmoor Tides CC4 by MathewPablo.com

Background music this episode all CC0. ‘Piano Loop’ by extenz. ‘Unsolved Investigation’ by isaiah658. ‘DarkShineLoop’ by qubodup.

Talk at you later!

Season 3 Episode 3 - Sausages, Baseball and The Undead

Sun, 19 May 2019 03:50:55 GMT

Season 3 Episode 3 - Sausages, Baseball and The Undead:

Welcome back to Botchaholics! We rejoin the group in the ruined town of Cafield as they take a quick reprieve from the journey and find themselves feet to face with the undead. And our usual bizarre tabletalk covers sausages and baseball this week.

Stick around to the end to listen to some gameplay talk on what to do when everyone at the table wants to roll dice for no apparent reason. Maybe you disagree with us or maybe you want to tell us how to do it correctly? Well, today’s your lucky day!

Join us on twitter, tumblr, facebook, or botchaholics@gmail.com to let us know what you think. Also, rate and review us on your favourite podcasting site if you’re so willing. And if you like what you hear, please tell a friend.

Theme music Blackmoor Tides by mathewpablo.com used under Creative Commons 3 license.

Background music Haunted Ramparts by Tabletop Audio used under Creative Commons 4-by-nc-nd license.

Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 2 - Nuked by the Sun

Sun, 05 May 2019 03:25:41 GMT

Season 3 Episode 2 - Nuked by the Sun:

Hello and welcome back to Botchaholics! We rejoin the session in mid combat for craziness. The craziness of evil druids and their crazy wild shapes.

Thank you so much for tuning in. If you like what you hear, please tell a friend or leave a review on any of the podcasting sites. Join us on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com.

Theme music Blackmoor Tides by mathewpablo.com used under Creative Commons 3 license. Background music Qazi Jam Jam and Chasing Despair by Emma M. Andersson used under Creative Commons 0 license. Both found on opengameart.com.

Talk at you next time!

Season 3 Episode 1 - Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Sat, 20 Apr 2019 04:01:28 GMT

Season 3 Episode 1 - Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer:

We travel back to the frozen North in this, the first episode of season three!

With our kobold friends we greet the local welcoming party. They politely inquire of us our identity and swiftly establish an excellent report! And then craziness ensues.

Theme for this season is Blackmoore Tides by Matthew Pablo used under CC3 from opengameart. For more of his fantastic work visit his site at www.matthewpablo.com or http://www.youtube.com/user/letspretendxc0re .

Background music loop King’s Feast by RandomMynd used under CC0 from opengameart.

If you like what you hear, please spread the word, let us know, subscribe, like, bell, giggle, contact, comment, etc. Join us on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc @botchaholics or botchaholics@gmail.com for all email needs.

Thanks so much for listening. We really do appreciate it. Talk to you next time!

Season 3 Episode 0 - The Deal With The Dragon

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 03:36:10 GMT

Season 3 Episode 0 - The Deal With The Dragon:

Welcome back to Botchaholics! You’ve made it to Season 3! Congrats!

We recorded a welcome back episode to job our memories. We took a fairly long break from this campaign and did not record for a while due to personal matters. We’re back now. There’s still a couple glitches to sort out but we should be back on a biweekly basis at the very least.

In this episode we pick up around where we left off and go from there onward. Or at least try to figure out their strengths, weaknesses and who all wants them dead.

Thanks so much for listening. If you like what you hear, please tell a friend and spread the word. Join us on twitter, tumblr, facebook, gmail, etc @botchaholics.

The theme song is Blackmoor Tides by Matthew Pablo
http://www.matthewpablo.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/letspretendxc0re

Additional background music tracks The Bards Tale and Rising Moon by Random Mind
http://www.patreon.com/randommind

Talk at you next time!

Season 2 Episode 15 - Winter is Coming

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 04:01:26 GMT

Season 2 Episode 15 - Winter is Coming:

This is it! The final challenge of season 2! Will our intrepid heroes save the world from endless winter? Or will they choose another path? Will they stop the horrifying ice elemental? How many time will the DM uncomfortably say “pulsating”?

Find out now!

Thanks so much for listening on our D&D 5e adventure. Please look us up on social media and let us know what you think. Find us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook, botchaholics@gmail.com etc! Leave us reviews or follows or comments and we’ll thank you kindly.

See you next season.. which is relatively soon!

Season 2 Episode 14 - I'm Batman.mp3

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 18:32:54 GMT

Season 2 Episode 14 - I'm Batman.mp3:

New episode as of March 1, 2019! Check your podcasting app of choice soon for and update!

Welcome to the second last episode of season two! Last episode was almost the second last episode, but we goofed around and had fun so much that it dragged out for a bit still.

In today’s episode we talk alot about Batman. And a little about Spiderman. And a lot about Batman.

We actually do explore a cave, use spells as well as tell our usual assortment of bad and good jokes. The plot progresses further with some intrigue and dungeon delving.

Thank you so much for listening to us. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review or like on itunes, google play, bluberry, etc or join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, facebook or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com !

Talk to you next time!

Season 2 Episode 13 - Penpen To The End

Sat, 02 Feb 2019 05:01:32 GMT

Season 2 Episode 13 - Penpen To The End:

Welcome back to Botchaholics! After a bit of radio silence, we’re going to finish off Season 2 with not the penultimate episode as we say in the intro but the one before that.

Gasp as the heroes battle a dangerous enemy. Wow as they actually get loot. Gargle as they continue their exploration. Don’t hold your breath, but there’s two more after this one to come out in the next couple weeks before Season 3 starts looming in on us.

Thanks so much for listening. Join us on twitter, facebook, tumblr, gmail, etc @botchaholics. Talk at you next time!

Special 3 - Xmas 2018 Part 2

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 13:25:49 GMT

Special 3 - Xmas 2018 Part 2:

Welcome back to Botchaholics! Check out your podcasting app for the latest episode. This one released on 27thDec2018.

We rejoin after the break to find out what spooked the Santaurs in our Gamma Five campaign. What horrible foes will they face? Find out by listening now.

Gamma Five found at https://www.enworld.org/forum/rpgdownloads.php?do=download&downloadid=1318

Santaurs found at https://imgur.com/search?q=santaur

Music found at https://musopen.org/

Join us on tumblr, twitter, facebook, gmail, etc @botchaholics.

Thanks so much for listening! See you next time at the table.

Special 3 - Xmas 2018 Part 1

Wed, 26 Dec 2018 01:14:09 GMT

Special 3 - Xmas 2018 Part 1:

Welcome back to Botchaholics! Happy Holidays! Check your podcasting apps soon for your latest fix!

This time we go to Gamma World, using the Gamma Five variant from
http://www.enworld.org/forum/rpgdownloads.php?do=download&downloadid=1318

It’s still technically D&D5e but with the silliness turned up to 11 in our case. You don’t have to make it that way, but we went there pretty quickly.

Thank you so much for listening. Join us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook and gmail.

Public domain Tchaikovsky music taken from musopen.org for both the intro and outro.

Season 2 Episode 12 - The Hunt Is On

Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:40:24 GMT

Season 2 Episode 12 - The Hunt Is On:

New podcast episode as of Nov 24/18. Check your podcasting app or website to listen in.

Today we delve into the spoooooooky cave! The gang quickly learn the most important dungeoneering rule: make light happen! We had a full house so expect things to get wild!

Shout out to Paul Weber on tumblr for the awesome monster featured in this episode.

Join us on tumblr, facebook, twitter, gmail, etc at botchaholics@gmail.com and @botchaholics. Thanks so much for listening, we truly appreciate it.

Special 2 - Halloween 2018 Part 2

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 04:12:03 GMT

Special 2 - Halloween 2018 Part 2:

Welcome back to Botchaholics for the conclusion of our Halloween special!

We continue to explore awkward relations and do our best to not let the rules get in the way of a good story. Or this story since it’s roughly a one page document.

Thanks so much again for joining us at the table. We really do appreciate it. Shout out to Tess from RPGCasts.com for being awesome. Contact us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook, gmail, etc!

Special 2 - Halloween 2018 Part 1

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 04:08:02 GMT

Special 2 - Halloween 2018 Part 1:

Welcome back to the Halloween episode of Botchaholics!

Tonight, we try out FATE once again and lead our kids to a cabin in the woods style adventure. It’s different, but we’re still fast and lose with the rules, so it’s all fun. And awkward. And high school-y.

Thanks so much for joining us. Contact us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook, gmail, etc.

Season 2 Episode 11 - Mount Texas

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 02:15:27 GMT

Season 2 Episode 11 - Mount Texas:

Journey with our valiant adventurers upon the slopes of the foreboding Mountain of Texas. In this episode we trek with the dwarves to their cavernous home to parley with their noble leaders. Will they agree to our terms or will we be trapped beneath this crushing weight of stone, hostiles chasing us ever deeper? Find out today on Botchaholics!

Thanks so much for listening. Join us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook or botchaholics@gmail.com to drop us a line.

Season 2 - Episode 10 : Diplomatic Immunity

Wed, 08 Aug 2018 02:40:54 GMT

Season 2 - Episode 10 : Diplomatic Immunity:

Boy howdy! If you like epic battles between exotic fantasy characters; if you like rousing tales of daring do; if you can’t get enough selfless heroic actions and high concept medeavl action, then strap in, buckaroos, because in this episode we’ve got shopping and diplomacy! Hey, we don’t have to fight our way through everything. Enjoy!

Thanks so much for joining us on our adventure. If you like what you hear, drop us a line on tumblr, facebook, etc @botchaholics or botchaholics@gmail.com. Subscribe and rate the eps on itunes, google, etc. Talk at you next time!

Season 2 Episode 9 - Eighteen Hitpoints of Dwarves

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 02:43:22 GMT

Season 2 Episode 9 - Eighteen Hitpoints of Dwarves:

After some troublesome technical issues we resume our adventure! Our crew needs to stock up for the long, cold journey ahead. Unforeseen difficulties make themselves… foreseen…seen? Look, I’m trying to add some dramatic flair. Cut me some slack.

Thanks so much for listening. Hit us up on social media @botchacholics or write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com to chat, comment, etc.

Season 2 Episode 8 - Sharing Is Caring

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 03:16:24 GMT

Season 2 Episode 8 - Sharing Is Caring:

Peace sells, but who’s buying? We continue our peaceful coexistence with the surprisingly progressive trolls though some are tempted to violate the sanctity of the arrangement. Will we turn on them in their weakest moment? Will we pass up the loot stash we know is in the next cave over? All this and much more!

Thanks so much for listening. Hit us up on social media @botchacholics or write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com to chat, comment, etc.

Season 2 Episode 7 - Nine Plus Wolf

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 03:00:27 GMT

Season 2 Episode 7 - Nine Plus Wolf:

There comes a time in an adventure when one must attempt diplomacy before violence. The power of words is oft overlooked in the Forgotten Realms. Today our crew of valiant warriors rest their steel and come to an uneasy understanding with the inhabitants of a nearby cave.

Thanks so much for listening. Hit us up on social media @botchacholics or write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com to chat, comment, etc.

Season 2 Episode 6 - Nanooki

Mon, 28 May 2018 11:20:53 GMT

Season 2 Episode 6 - Nanooki:

Have you ever been cast into a frozen wasteland with no warning? It’s a problem we’re all to familiar with up here in Canada, and our valiant crew handles it with all do style and aplomb! They scout the snowy land, make shelter, and mess up some wolves! All daily activities for us Canadians! Enjoy!

Thanks so much for listening. Join us on social media at most of our favourite sites. If you like what you hear, please drop us a line. Or write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com

Season 2 Episode 5 - I Hand Him My Moustache

Wed, 16 May 2018 03:03:02 GMT

Season 2 Episode 5 - I Hand Him My Moustache:

Tragedy strikes! While battling the guards two of your favourite characters are brutally murdered! You haven’t known sorrow like that which we serve up this day! There’s also some wizards and talking and stuff. Honestly, I lost track when the true heroes of this party were so callously obliterated.

Thanks so much for listening. Hit us up on social media @botchacholics or write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com to chat, comment, etc.

Season 2 Episode 4 - Guards

Thu, 03 May 2018 11:46:46 GMT

Season 2 Episode 4 - Guards:

The gang faces a group of guards that clearly don’t understand they’re on the wrong side of history. Charles has a plan, Alton contemplates slave labour, and Sheol drops a line in the water.

There’s something to be said for a game that allows a player to exit combat and go fishing.

Thanks so much for listening. Hit us up on social media or write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com to chat, comment, etc.

Season 2 Episode 3 - Of Boats That Takes The Person Out

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 10:25:25 GMT

Season 2 Episode 3 - Of Boats That Takes The Person Out:

In today’s episode an old friend rejoins the party. Where has this person been and what trials where endured? Also, Elandril and Jim, Lord of the West and The Other Horse respectively, meet a new ungulate friend! Then there’s the boats that takes the person out and the cabin in which it resides… trust me, that will make sense in the end. Enjoy!

Thanks so much for listening. Join us on social media at most of our favourite sites. If you like what you hear, please drop us a line. Or write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com

Season 2 Episode 2 - Amidst The Tall Rhubarb

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 11:33:30 GMT

Season 2 Episode 2 - Amidst The Tall Rhubarb:

Botchaholics Season 2, Episode 2: Amidst the Tall Rhubarb (or Working Your Meat)

The fight continues against the vampire minions! Reality warps as members of the team are whisked away into nothingness while others return from the void changed men. Will the gang make it through unscathed? Of course not. They gonna get messed up, hard. Join us for another exciting installment of Botchaholics!

Thanks so much for listening. Join us on social media at most of our favourite sites. If you like what you hear, please drop us a line.

Season 2 Episode 1: Requiem for a Bard

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 04:01:28 GMT

Season 2 Episode 1: Requiem for a Bard:

The first episode of the second season of Botchaholics! We’re a Dungeons and Dragons live play podcast playing the fifth edition of the game in our very own custom world!

In this episode we discuss efficient farming techniques, crack wise vis a vis vampires, and hear the good news of the coming of the Son of Slayor! Somewhere in all that we play some D&D.

Plus, is there a future for Dick Critical, Private Eye? Can anyone say spinoff…

Welcome back, and enjoy!

Session 47 - End of Season 1

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 04:00:44 GMT

Session 47 - End of Season 1:

Final episode of season 1! Available as of Sep 25/17! Check your local podcasting application for the goods.

Combat finished and winners are declared. Possible allies are won and lost. Mystery continues with glowing objects and curses.

Thank you so much for listening. I can guarantee changes to the formats coming in the new season. No immediate word on that though. We’re off on hiatus for a bit due to personal illness and other non-d&d related things. Please do contact us through twitter, tumblr or facebook @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com for longer inquiries. Thanks again for joining us at the table for this adventure. Talk to you soon!

Session 46 - Trial by Combat

Tue, 12 Sep 2017 03:00:07 GMT

Session 46 - Trial by Combat:

New episode as of Sep 11/17! Set your notification to be amazed.

This one was a quick edit, so lots more umms and errs for us all. Sorry about that.. I’ll be certain to take a little more care in the season finale. We set the stage for combat as only we can. Beautifully.

Thank you for joining us at the table this week. If you like what you heard, please consider rating and subscribing through itunes, google or your favourite podcasting service. To get in touch, visit us @botchaholics on facebook, twitter or tumblr. Email us at botchaholics@gmail.com. Talk to you next week.

Session 45 - The Complete Innocence

Mon, 04 Sep 2017 04:34:00 GMT

Session 45 - The Complete Innocence:

New episode as of Sep 4, 2017! Check your local podcasting app’s notification for when it’s ready to roll out!

We clarify the rules and prepare the combat. It wouldn’t be life or death. It’ll be more life THEN death if they fail to live. It’s a bit of a shorter episode but it’s a nice setup for next week.

Thanks so much for joining us at the table. Subscribe and rate us on itunes, google play and other podcasting services. Let us know what you think on tumblr, twitter and facebook. Write us emails at botchaholics@gmail.com if you have any bigger questions about the game. Hope you’re excited for next week. Talk to you then!

Session 44 - Questioning

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 23:56:28 GMT

Session 44 - Questioning:

New episode as of Aug 28/17! Check your local listing of podcasting app thinger to listen today! Like, review and rate us on itunes, google play or wherever you listen to podcasts.

In this episode, we come out of our tiny hut and come face to face with a recollection of the events of the manor. It gets a little confusing, but Charles is there to help in the end.

Thank you so much for listening. We really do appreciate you joining us at the table. If you’d like to contribute, then please comment, question and etc to us at twitter, tumblr, facebook and so on @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com for all the longer bits of praise. Talk to you next time!

Session 43 - Mansion Basement

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 23:51:13 GMT

Session 43 - Mansion Basement:

New episode as of Aug 21/17! Check your podcasting app soon for a new update.

In this episode, we go down to the depths of the mansion where everyone’s worst nightmares are behind a locked door. Luckily, we get there at the end of the episode, so everyone is safe for now. There are some scares and chills on the way to give you some creeps to last till next week.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. We did a proper shoutout this episode and said hi to everyone on our facebook page who liked our Syn Destiny quote. For more shout outs, be sure to leave us comments on facebook, twitter, tumblr or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com for longer ones. Be a doll face and follow, subscribe and rate us on itunes and google play. Talk to you next time!

Session 42 - Black Jelly

Tue, 15 Aug 2017 00:49:56 GMT

Session 42 - Black Jelly:

New episode as of Aug 14/17! Check your local podcasting service for an excellent episode.

We do some good combat and get lost in descriptions or lack thereof with the battle map as a new enemy tries to take out both our favourite bard and another mystery party member. Well, it’s not really a mystery, but I’ll get you to listen to the episode in order to find out.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. We do appreciate all your comments and suggestions so go ahead and write to us at botchaholics@gmail.co or follow and message us on twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc @botchaholics. As always, find us on google play or itunes in order to review and rate us. Talk at you next time!

Session 41 - Charles in Charge

Mon, 07 Aug 2017 15:55:41 GMT

Session 41 - Charles in Charge:

New episode as of Aug 7/17! The feed should kick in shortly after this is broadcast so check your podcasting app in a bit to tune in!

In this episode, we discover magic items. LOTS of them. Fun traps are found and a couple surprises are revealed. Lots of fun to be had!

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. If you like what you hear, follow us on twitter, tumblr, facebook, etc. Email us questions or comments to botchaholics@gmail.com. And as always, find and rate us on itunes and google and we will thank you very much. Till next time!

Session 40 - Crotchety Carpet Monster

Tue, 01 Aug 2017 01:41:04 GMT

Session 40 - Crotchety Carpet Monster:

New episode as of July 31/17! Check your podcasting app or turn on notifications to be told when it’s available to download. Or subscribe for the service to feed your the beautiful, delicious data when it’s all nice and cooked.

This episode, the dinner party is done so we turn quickly to a whodunnit with everyone as suspects. We unseemlessly transition into a session ending combat which leaves us with more answers than questions, but still enough questions to continue to adventure next week as well.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. If you like what you hear, let us know on tumblr, facebook, twitter, etc @botchaholics or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com for all the bigger questions. As always, we can be found on itunes, google play store and a bunch of other podcasting sites so please leave us a rating and review if you have a chance.

Session 39 - Dinner Party

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 05:34:54 GMT

Session 39 - Dinner Party:

New episode as of Jul 24/17! Check your podcasting app later today or turn on notifications to be told when it’s available.

The gang goes to a dinner party and many things were discussed in order to get the funding to save the town of Pegasus Bark. Nobles are such colourful people, as you will hear. This, of course, means that there’s more accents coming your way which was a lot of fun for me.

Thanks so much for joining us at the table. We really do appreciate it. Join us on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc @botchaholics or write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com and we’ll try to get back to you as soon as possible. Rate and subscribe on itunes, google play and anywhere else fine podcasts are aggregated. Till next time!

Session 38 - Mayor Revival

Mon, 17 Jul 2017 04:22:31 GMT

Session 38 - Mayor Revival:

New episode as of July 17/17! Check your podcasting app around noon or turn on notifications to be told the exact second your aggregating program locates the feed.

In this talking heavy episode, we get the gang back together and go in for a head to head with the Mayor of their hometown wherein a mysterious secret is unveiled. Where will that all lead? Tune in right now to find out.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. We really do appreciate it. Join us on social media @botchaholics to chat with us on twitter, tumblr, facebook, etc. If you want to write us an email, then shoot us up at botchaholics@gmail.com. As always, rate and review us on itunes, google play and so on and we’ll thoroughly enjoy it and write you back if we can. See you next week!

Session 37 - Whore Money

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 12:28:33 GMT

Session 37 - Whore Money:

New episode as of July 10/17! Check your podcasting app or enable notifications to be told when it’s available.

This week, Syn and Gwen have a bit of an aside with his chest herpes, Alton/etc goes shopping and Sheol finds herself in the belly of the beast so she goes for breakfast. Other ramblings happen as well.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. We really do appreciate it. Write to us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook or botchaholics@gmail.com with any questions or comments that you have and we’ll try to answer every one. Rate and subscribe to us on your favourite podcasting site like itunes or google play. Talk at you next week!

Session 36 - The Smilin Lion

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 15:08:16 GMT

Session 36 - The Smilin Lion:

New episode as of June 3/17! Check your podcasting app this afternoon. Or enable notifications for robots to let you know when it is up and atom.

In this episode, we get hit with a thrown off economy. Syn adopts a new moniker. The guards lay down the law. And the GM gets a little racist, Prince Phillip style.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. Please let us know if you like what you hear by contacting us @botchaholics on twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc. Or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com for bigger questions. Rate and subscribe using your favourite podcasting service such as itunes or google play.

Session 35 - Push Flaps

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 05:27:06 GMT

Session 35 - Push Flaps:

New episode as of June 26/17! Check your podcasting program around noon or wait for your notification to pop up.

In this episode, mysteries begin as the journey into J’bumvi takes a turn or three for the weird. This episode was almost named Big City Lice except that no lice are actually in the episode and this name beat it out. We do run a little long and there’s a bit of creative editing but it ends on an interesting can of messed up.

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Session 34 - Deserves To Be Hung

Mon, 19 Jun 2017 14:11:34 GMT

Session 34 - Deserves To Be Hung:

New episode as of June 19/17! Check your podcasting service around 1pm ish or enable notifications to be told when it’s available.

The boat saga officially ends. Thank goodness and let’s not do that again. I thought I could manage it but my lack of nautical terms and conditions left me quick lackluster. Give me a burning tavern any day. We set up for the next arch and although the players might not bite on any hooks I give them, they continue their adventures regardless.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. We really do appreciate you listening. Do join us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc or botchaholics@gmail.com to let us know your thoughts, comments, and opinions. Follow and rate us on those sites as well as itunes or google play. See you next time!

Session 33 - Light the Fires

Mon, 12 Jun 2017 04:00:41 GMT

Session 33 - Light the Fires:

New episode as of June 12/17! Check your podcasting app/etc today or look forward to the notification

In this episode, we meet the captives, deal with the fact that Syn knows more nautical knowledge than the GM does and we roleplay our way out of rolling through the combat using Indra as our hero.

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Session 32 - Goodbye for Now

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 05:00:39 GMT

Session 32 - Goodbye for Now:

New episode as of June 5/17. Check your podcasting feeds!

Lots of clever plans and combat ensues. I truly enjoy where this is heading and then at the end, there’s a twist I didn’t see. I know it’ll be as surprising or moreso to our audience than it was to our players.

On that note, thanks so much for listening to us and joining us at the gaming table. We truly enjoy your company. Drop us a line at twitter, tumblr, facebook etc @botchaholics or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com or rate and review us on itunes or google play or etc.

Session 31 - Troll Trouble

Mon, 29 May 2017 05:00:44 GMT

Session 31 - Troll Trouble:

New episode as of May 29th, 2017! Welcome back to the battle on board the ships. We only have to cut this short because I needed another beer (not actually true). Syn learns a new spell, Gwendolyn gets guidance, Alton appears out of nowhere and Indra keeps everyone at bay with a whip and a smile.

Thank you so much for joining us. We truly enjoy your feedback so feel free to catch up with us on tumblr, facebook, twitter @botchaholics or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com. Rate and subscribe to us on your favourite podcasting program such as itunes or google play.

Session 30 - See Holes and Nonsense

Mon, 22 May 2017 05:33:00 GMT

Session 30 - See Holes and Nonsense:

NEW EPISODE AS OF MAY 22.17! Check your devices today! Subscribe, rate, and love on itunes, google, etc.

In this episode, we take it to the enemy who are revealed and much chaos ensues. We discuss and detail out a person’s A, B and C holes. There’s also a debate as to which version of that reoccurring conversation would be the title of the episode, so I went with this one.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. Follow us on twitter, tumblr, facebook or write us at botchahlics@gmail.com as we do love to hear from people. Especially if you’re nice.

Session 29 - Best Laid Plans

Mon, 15 May 2017 04:49:23 GMT

Session 29 - Best Laid Plans:

New episode as of May 15/17, so check your podcasting app!

In this episode, initiative gets rolled right away and the search for combat starts. Tension is mounted and panic or bad rolling causes many interesting choices for the group. Will Amira be found in the hold of the ship? Find out right now.

Thank you so much for listening and joining us at our table. We really do enjoy having you here. If you like what you hear then please rate and subscribe to us on itunes, google play or the the podcasting service of your choice. If you want to get in touch, then hit us up on twitter, facebook, tumblr at @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com. Have a great week!

Session 28 - Hatching Ship Plans

Mon, 08 May 2017 03:42:12 GMT

Session 28 - Hatching Ship Plans:

Download through itunes or etc to hear the latest episode, which is this one as of May 8/17.

This week gets put upon to make a whole lot of plans and everyone available even the crew gets inivolved. We fill in the map a little more and distract ourselves by petting dogs and theorizing about Amira and Harry Potter. Not at the same time, though that would be interesting fan fiction.

Thank you as always for joining us at the table. Like and rate us on itunes, google play and so forth. Catch us on social media on tumblr, facebook, twitter @botchaholics or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com for any questions or comments that you’d like us to know.

Session 27 - Sailing Sailing

Mon, 01 May 2017 04:06:42 GMT

Session 27 - Sailing Sailing:

Welcome back! Today we talk about the person that is most beautiful to our characters with some surprising results and some results that boggle the players minds. I’ll have to throw in something like this again so we can see if anything changes in the episodes to come. Also, Syn gives us musical and sex advice throughout. Mer jokes and bad accents ahoy!

And by bad accents, I mean mine. If you wanna chat about my lack of accents or anything else that comes to mind, then hit us up on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc @botchaholics. Email us botchaholics@gmail.com and tell us the thing you like the most out of roleplaying. Follow and subscripe on intunes, google play or the podcasting service of your choice.

Thanks for joining us at the table. Stay safe!

Session 26 - Hydratic Equation

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 15:00:01 GMT

Session 26 - Hydratic Equation:

It’s time to get into combat. We excitedly witness Durulu’s combat prowess and break lots of spell and effect rules through ignorance to combat the fearsome beast. I really like the growing extra heads aspect of the beast so I think I’ll have to keep finding different and more interesting creatures to throw at these guys.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table this week. We had a lot of fun. Follow us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com or write us reviews on the podcast program of your choice such as itunes or google play music. See you next session!

Session 25 - Ahoy from Chum

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 12:59:16 GMT

Session 25 - Ahoy from Chum:

I spent my Easter editing. HOW ARE YOU? I might be filled with chocolate at the moment, but I had to come down from my self induced sugar high to double check all the files. I do apologize that there’s a weird hard cut in the episode that seems out of place. Bonus points to me if you don’t notice it. Mostly my editing involves removing most coughs and dog noises, so this was a little different.

The party has a cool little adventure in Chum, the fishing village they found. In this episode, they pick their crew, haggle with some merchants and give a performance that they will not soon forget. It’s pretty impressive and gave some planning and preparation work that I didn’t think of and ignored others that I did, but that’s D&D for you, isn’t it It’s a lot of fun and that’s the most important part.

Thank you for joining us at the table. We really do enjoy people sharing, commenting and rating our episodes so visit us on itunes, tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com. Talk to you soon!

Session 24 - Enter The Raiders

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 06:00:56 GMT

Session 24 - Enter The Raiders:

WELCOME BACK. We learn from a familiar face about another threat to Pegasus Bark. We talk about the harpsichord more than I thought possible. Syn teams up with Alton to drive Indra crazy. Vengeance is sworn and nothing is as it seems, or so it seems.

Thank you for joining us at the table. Follow us on twitter, tumblr, facebook @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com. Subscribe, rate and review us on itunes, google play store or your favourite podcast aggreagate. We really do appreciate advice, support or well wishes that people give and we truly hope you’re having as much fun as we are.

Bye for now!

Session 23 - Returning to the Scene

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 21:10:04 GMT

Session 23 - Returning to the Scene:

Check out your podcasting service RIGHT NOW (or right now if you’re seeing this in the future) to get the latest episode of Botchaholics. Or if it’s not up yet, then give it a minute. I mean, I don’t run google or apple, so I can’t really tell you when they’ll update. If I know them, it’ll be soon, tough, so just hold your horses.

No horses were held in the making of this episode. In fact, no horses were involved at all because we go to explore a secret passage. What lurks in the depths? Well, the title of the episode is a clue but it’s a surprise to the players who start to connect the dots of the conspiracy.

Thank you so much for listening to us this week and every other week. We truly enjoy having you here. Subscribe to us on itunes, google play music or the podcasting service of your choice. If you’d like to leave us a review or rate us while you’re there, we’d love it to pieces. If you’d like more of a two sided conversation, then contact us on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc @botchaholics or botchaholics@gmail.com

See you next time!

Session 22 - Loot and Mansions

Mon, 27 Mar 2017 14:17:39 GMT

Session 22 - Loot and Mansions:

The party ventures forward to find oodles of rewards. Then they go on to find out about mansions. Is that vague enough for you?

No beatings this episode, so we get our bearings, escape the small catacombs and try to find links back in through town.

This episode should appear in your favourite aggregate service such as itunes or the play store so check us out there. Please leave us a good rating and lovely reviews or if you wanna chat us up then find us on twitter, facebook, and tumblr @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com

Thank you so much for joining us at our table this week. See you next time!

Session 21 - Banshee Beatings

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:36:09 GMT

Session 21 - Banshee Beatings:

Check out this feed or itunes or google or etc to listen to the newest, most wonderful episode of Botchaholics! In this episode, we learn not to be crying in a corner because adventurers will come around and beat the unliving crap out of you. NO NEW NEWS THERE. Our combat initiative gets to be confusing, but we scraped it in later episodes so please bear with us. And by that I mean I hope you stick with us and not send bears in to attack us in horrible ways.

If you like what you hear, please let us know by joining us on twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com. We really do appreciate our listeners so thank you so much for joining us at the table. We have a lot of fun making these and I only see them getting better and better as time goes on. See you next time!

Session 20 - Never Noticed the Rainbows

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 16:53:22 GMT

Session 20 - Never Noticed the Rainbows:

Check out our itunes/google/etc feed in about 20 minutes ish to listen to the newest episode. Or if you’re reading this in the future, check it RIGHT NOW. I apologize for the choppy editing but I was working against dog toys in this one. Be warned, my dog kicks a bone around on the tile floor quite a bit during the episode even after all the cuts I made. I’m pretty happy with the episode regardless so tune in to find a plot hook for the beginning of the next mini arc.

Thanks so much for listening. Leave us comments, reviews, pizza, etc on twitter, gmail, facebook, etc @botchaholics and we’ll be certain to read it and love the attention. Rate us on any of the above mentioned sites to make our day and hear us squee during the next recording. Until then, hope you’re keeping warm.

Session 19 - Explicit Vulgarity

Tue, 07 Mar 2017 03:26:58 GMT

Session 19 - Explicit Vulgarity:

We’re flagged with an Explicit rating for a reason. We have potty mouths and this episode is taken to new depths on that front. It starts off with swearing and ends with more swearing that involves twisted sexualized depravity. I normally just let the rating speak for itself, but LISTENER BE WARNED.

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Session 18 - Battle for Robgar's Rite

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 00:07:29 GMT

Session 18 - Battle for Robgar's Rite:

Gwendolyn is on fire this episode. She defies Louvelle’s gaze, starts the combat, does some figurative smiting and wins the prize of best jokes with some adoorable plays on words. Syn Destiny wins for most vulgar with his cookies. Indra again shows knowledge beyond her years, educating us on Egyptian historical gods. Edmond botches and Sheol keeps blasting.

Thank you so much for joining us this week. If you like what you hear, join us on facebook, twitter, gmail, tumblr, etc to talk or comment or what have you. Rate and review us on itunes, google play music, sketcher, blubrry, etc if you have a moment to get behind our explicit rating. See you next week!

Session 17 - Ultimatum

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 04:33:19 GMT

Session 17 - Ultimatum:

On this week’s episode, we get through some pretty tough obstacles and manage to keep on track for long enough to get to the end of the temple dungeon rite building. What’s at the end of this part of the adventure? Find out right now.

Thanks so much for listening to our crazy and fun game. If you’d like to drop us a note, we’re @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail and facebook. If you want to leave us a review or share our podcast, then check us out on itunes, google play music and many others.

Session 16 - Deeper into the Dungeon

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:07:03 GMT

Session 16 - Deeper into the Dungeon:

In this episode, we talk about my beer as per usual, we rehash for Indra our racism, try our best to hold back the dog, share our plans for organ donors and investigate mysterious statues. What puzzles do they hold? Find out now.

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Session 15 - Skellymans

Tue, 07 Feb 2017 01:27:38 GMT

Session 15 - Skellymans:

Journey with us deeper into Robgar’s Rite where we encounter lights, traps, puzzles and skeletons. I’m definitely drinking my way through this one as the off topics subjects continue to delight and amaze involving smackdowns, the image of recording, etc.

Thank you for joining us on our adventure. Please leave us comments and questions at facebook, twitter, gmail, tumblr and rate and like us on google play music, itunes, etc @botchaholics. See you next time!

Session 14 - Elf Racials

Tue, 31 Jan 2017 00:54:07 GMT

Session 14 - Elf Racials:

This episode we discover the most racist you can be towards fictional characters and it haunts us forever afterwards. New friends are threatened and the plot thickens even though the party is missing a few of it’s members.

Thank you for joining us at our table. It’s always a pleasure to have you here. If you can, share and review us on itunes, google play music, blubrry, stitcher, etc or leave us a comment on twitter, tumblr, facebook, gmail, etc @botchaholics. See you next time!

Session 13 - Beggars and Troglodytes

Mon, 23 Jan 2017 21:55:58 GMT

Session 13 - Beggars and Troglodytes:

In this episode, the gang quickly squashes the beggar uprising without raising a finger, but instead raising a few eyebrows and whiskers. They then plod on into the bush and face off against an unknown foe who just might be the other half of the title. What other shenanigans happen in this adventure? Tune in and find out right now.

Thanks so much for joining us at our D&D table. It’s always a pleasure to have you there. We enjoy all our comments and requests and etc so please leave us messages, feedback, etc at facebook, tumblr, twitter, gmail @botchaholics. Also, feel free to follow and review us at google play music, itunes, sketcher, blubrry, etc if you’d be so inclined as we appreciate those as well.

Session 12 - Quest for Robgar

Mon, 16 Jan 2017 18:48:51 GMT

Session 12 - Quest for Robgar:

We level up and get new sheets to the wind. I like to sing a bunch of what the players tell me. Nathan likes it when we get off track because that’s the best part of the podcast. I rant about Rooster Teeth and their awkward sexual humour. And finally the quest log gets updated.

Thank you for joining us at the table this week. It was especially fun to lay out the seeds for future episodes. Like and review us on itunes, blubrry, google play music, stitcher, etc and follow us on twitter, timblr, facebook, gmail, etc @botchaholics.

Session 11 - New Plan

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 19:01:06 GMT

Session 11 - New Plan:

In this episode, we discuss peeing outdoors, holocaust eggs, smoking in bingo halls and coffee shops, how birds poop and reproduce, how we want to belieb and we hit us a major checkpoint. We also get a new plan laid out for the future and oaths get sworn.

Thank you for joining us at the table this week. If you like what you hear, please leave comments, questions and encouragement on our itunes, google play music, gmail, twitter, facebook, blubrry, tumblr, myspace, obsidian portal, stitcher, etc @botchaholics. See you next week!

Session 10 - Awkward Assbags

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 00:07:18 GMT

Session 10 - Awkward Assbags:

Holy crap, we’ve turned it up all the way to ten! Yes, we’re on itunes, stitcher, google play music and others. Catch up with us on twitter, tumblr, facebook and gmail @botchaholics.

In this episode, I confuse rl for non-rl, we abuse the good tax payer for the sake of roleplaying, we contemplate atheism in d&d and discworld, I cannot remember who Phil Collins isn’t, the group spoils Game of Thrones, we discover Kurt Russell and the hobo version are very samey and we reach the end of our major plot point for the first adventure. Hooray!

I pull a mean GM trick near the end that the group still hates me for but it was too perfect to pass up. Thank you for joining us at the table. We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoy making it. See you next week!

Session Nine - Amber Alert

Tue, 27 Dec 2016 01:50:41 GMT

Session Nine - Amber Alert:

Hello and welcome back to Botchaholics for your regularly scheduled episode. We’re at Session Nine and we’re feeling fine, though that might be the alcohol talking. The gang is done being lost and they move on to confront Amber at her hideout. What horrors await? Find out!

Thank you all for listening. We truly appreciate having you at our table. Feel free to friend/like/review us on tumblr, itunes, google play music, twitter, facebook @botchaholics. Or if you have comments but no social media, then email us - botchaholics@gmail.com

Stay tuned to the podcast for weekly craziness from fun rolling players. I can promise more specials in the future should be wrangle more people into our fold. So - probably!

Special 1 - Pundemonium

Sun, 25 Dec 2016 20:15:41 GMT

Special 1 - Pundemonium:

Special thanks to Joel for indulging me on this journey and to the usual crew for being subjected to puns. We do an ALL HIGH ELF WIZARD one off. We take it from the start right to the end of the adventure in one foul swoop, if that’s the phrase.

Thanks so much for joining us. Special thanks to http://monstika.tumblr.com/tagged/pundemonium for providing all the puzzles for the night. They were so amazing that I made them into puzzles to push out a quick plot. One offs are fun ideas for holidays, so I’m glad we were able to record this episode.

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Session 8 - Recap Horses and Plans

Mon, 19 Dec 2016 15:48:04 GMT

Session 8 - Recap Horses and Plans:

Let the gods bless rum and coke. We crack a lot of bad jokes that begin to become canon and rehash the adventure for the last 4 episodes-ish. We carry on through the hamlet of Shakespear and equip up to head on to the future and head in the wonderfully wrong directions.

Thank you so much for joining us at the table. Join us on tumblr, twitter, facebook, gmail, etc @botchaholics. If you get a chance, write us a review on itunes, google play music, etc to boost our listener availability.

We’ll put up our very first bonus episode as an xmas present for all around Fridayish which is a punderful one off with many shout outs and silly puzzles.

Session 7 - Isaac and Poor Poor Rico

Mon, 12 Dec 2016 16:23:10 GMT

Session 7 - Isaac and Poor Poor Rico:

The party continues to battle Isaac and make their way into the room of Rico under the influence of Elven Ale. What will they find there? Listen to find out!

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Session Six - No Whiskey for Puppies by Shit Bag Mares

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 19:02:13 GMT

Session Six - No Whiskey for Puppies by Shit Bag Mares:

The group reads stuff from the internet. I lose the map again. They chase after Rico heading to Rico’s farm. What perils will be there at the farm? Lots. As long as we count emotional perils.

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Session Five

Tue, 29 Nov 2016 04:04:33 GMT

Session Five:

The gang tracks down their suspect with amazing results. Afterwards, they double back to the docks to try to get more leads.

It’s an amazing D&D 5e adventure which carries on as time runs out on the town of Pegasus Bark. Can our heroes save the day from Dragon-y goodness? I sure hope so, otherwise we have to start a new game.

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Session 4

Mon, 21 Nov 2016 15:37:27 GMT

Session 4:

We test our improv skills on this episode and venture from the good part of town down through the bad part of town. Will plots get uncovered? Will new alliances be formed? Find out once you hit play, but please try not to spill the pepper. You’ll get it once we’re in the episode and then you’ll dislike me for making a bad joke.

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Session Three

Tue, 15 Nov 2016 15:05:02 GMT

Session Three:

Welcome back to Botchaholics. On today‘s episode, Sheol takes the lead for botches, Kobolds attack, a visit to the Golden Goat, and the party gets up and personal with the Mayor. Will the party investigate the situation on the town’s behalf? YES. And maybe even breadcrumbs to further episodes.

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Session Two

Tue, 08 Nov 2016 01:39:15 GMT

Session Two:

Our heroes continue their adventure post attack to discover that they’re not out of danger just yet. Fire, fear and enemies come at them from all sides. Or maybe one side at a time. Will they survive? Spoiler: Yes.

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Session One

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 14:20:34 GMT

Session One:

Happy Halloween! It’s time that we go back to the tavern for a nice relaxing night. OH WAIT, no it’s D&D so that shouldn’t ever happen.

I hope you enjoy the first official episode of the podcast. It only gets better and more awesome from here.

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Session Zero Point Two

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 20:32:37 GMT

Session Zero Point Two:

SECOND BONUS EPISODE

This one is a little more polished and to the point with 50% less rambling. Mostly because it’s back down to a manageable size of about an hour.

Again, this doesn’t actually have much to do with the plot of the adventure or much to do with anything, but it was fun to plan and to do. I highly recommend that everyone do up a session zero prior to starting the adventure so you get a good and full adventure experience and that you’re not disappointed with different expectations that different play styles that everyone will bring.

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Session Zero

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 20:00:56 GMT

Session Zero:

This is a PRE GAME PLANNING episode. If you only want the good stuff then skip this one. But if you like hearing us talk about how we’re going to create the world and the various dice rolls we do to make our characters and backgrounds, then this is for you.

This is a long one too with lots of bumbling so bare with us as we wrestle through rules, audio issues and various tangents as we create something insanely wonderful.

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