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American Priority Conference Headed By Convicted Felon Runs Off The Rails

The Portly Pundit — Sat, 08 Dec 2018 23:49:30 +0000

Hundreds of empty chairs along with a couple dozen Q-deluded fools showed up this weekend to witness convicted felon Ali Akbar’s latest self-embarrassment. According to Politico, Akbar (calling himself “Ali Alexander” in a vain attempt to hide from his criminal past and deserved opprobrium) co-founded something called The American Priority Conference. It was a howling failure. […]

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‘SUFFER THE CHILDREN…’

The Portly Pundit — Mon, 26 Nov 2018 00:44:23 +0000

But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God. Luke 18:16 In your name, America, US Border Patrol fired tear into the eyes and lungs of children seeking asylum and safety in the United States. The Trump […]

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Immoral President, Immoral Precedent: Trump Sides With Murderers

The Portly Pundit — Tue, 20 Nov 2018 18:27:45 +0000

President Trump told the world today that the death of a journalist, reportedly at the hands of the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, doesn’t amount to a hill of beans in the monetary and strategic scheme of things. In an exclamation-mark laden statement subtitled “America First!” Trump said that “our intelligence agencies continue to assess all information, […]

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The Decorum President Misspells a Congressman’s Name

The Portly Pundit — Sun, 18 Nov 2018 19:10:00 +0000

Remember when President Donald Trump said the White House in a place where respect and decorum must be observed because… well, it’s the White House? “Decorum. You have to practice decorum.” So funny to see little Adam Schitt (D-CA) talking about the fact that Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker was not approved by the Senate, […]

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Roy Moore and the Politics of Alcohol in Alabama

The Portly Pundit — Sat, 17 Nov 2018 14:19:58 +0000

Our friend and former editor Matt Osborne has some unique insights on how things work in Alabama. We’re reposting a recent article Matt put up on LinkedIn. There are at least one thousand variations on this old joke: “Catholics don’t recognize Protestants as legitimate, Protestants don’t recognize the pope, and Baptists don’t recognize each other […]

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Lee Stranahan Claims God Spoke To Him About 2016 DNC Hacking Case

The Portly Pundit — Fri, 16 Nov 2018 02:13:00 +0000

In a confusing and often rambling incoherent bathtub podcast, Lee Stranahan, the former Breitbart writer, pimp, pornographer and Putin-funded traitor who’s been battling diabetes and a recent health scare over high blood sugar problems, told his listeners that God has spoken to him (through him? around him?) about the 2016 DNC Hacking, and that God […]

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FLOTUS Foments Firing Fury

The Portly Pundit — Wed, 14 Nov 2018 14:11:09 +0000

In a move reminiscent of former First Lady Nancy Reagan’s public outrage that led to the firing of President Reagan’s Chief of Staff, Don Regan, Melania Trump has decided she has had just about enough of Mira Ricardel, thank you very much. And she’s not altogether happy with that John Kelly fellow, either. In a […]

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Trump Unhappy with DHS Secretary

The Portly Pundit — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 16:01:32 +0000

President Trump is apparently going to replace Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, according to the Washington Post. Trump canceled a planned trip with Nielsen this week to visit U.S. troops at the border in South Texas and told aides over the weekend that he wants her out as soon as possible, these officials said. The president has […]

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Trump Says He Didn’t Know Whitaker, Except for When He Said He Did

The Portly Pundit — Fri, 09 Nov 2018 20:07:45 +0000

The deranged, demented troll occupying the Oval Office either is unaware that his remarks are recorded and documented, or he doesn’t care. Today, four separate times, he told reporters, “I don’t know Matt Whitaker,” the partisan nobody Trump elevated to the role of acting Attorney General after canning Jeff Sessions on Wednesday. It would seem […]

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OF COURSE White House Uses Doctored InfoWars Clip

The Portly Pundit — Thu, 08 Nov 2018 16:02:02 +0000

Is anyone actually surprised by the fact that lying sack of piety Sarah Huckabee Sanders used a doctored video provided by Alex Jones’ InfoWars site to “justify” the stripping of CNN reporter Jim Acosta’s WH Press Credentials? Okay, this smear by @PressSec was so awful and I like nerding out on Final Cut so much […]

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