Jonathan monologues, discussing: leaning on the fridge, worrying; eating submarine sandwiches; raisin bread; Philip Lopate and getting drunk “Russian novel style.”

• Jonathan Goldstein

National Post articles:

• “Diary: Jonathan Goldstein; Karamazov cocktail” from November 28, 2006
• “How Hilary would rock the vote; And why raisins have nothing on peanut butter” from April 30, 2008
• “I am but a human fridge magnet; And I hold up a mighty to-do list” from April 16, 2008

Act II

Jonathan has a hangover and calls Howard to ask him to bring over some aspirin. But first, Howard decides to try some Howard Chackowicz Homebrew Hangover remedies.

• Howard Chackowicz
• Jonathan Goldstein

Act III

Jonathan talks to “Ian” (i.e. David Rakoff) who claims that he does better in job interviews while drunk and attempts to prove it.

• Jonathan Goldstein
• David Rakoff

Act IV

The episode ends with a “wrap up” monologue in the kitchen.

• Jonathan Goldstein