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Episode 52 - El Finale

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Sun, 23 Jul 2017 06:39:00 -0700

Episode 52 - El Finale

52 weeks - The mission that noone allocated us has been finally achieved.
Thankyou all for your time - we all know it wasnt worth it but we've enjoyed the journey.

This episode we reflect on the pod, the 2006 Jack Black Classic Nacho Libre and finish with what is being reported as the greatest written joke of all time.

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Episode 51 - The Full Nacho (Feature Length Director's Commentary)

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Tue, 4 Jul 2017 07:10:00 -0700

Episode 51 - The Full Nacho (Feature Length Director's Commentary)

It's what the fans have been chanting for, we got your inbox's, nick read your emails and we saw your smoke signals and finally it's here, the long awaited directors commentary special edition. The boys settle in on a cold winters night to watch the movie for the 51st time and give a play by play as the Jack Black masterpiece unfolds itself before them. Listen in as you hear the optimism drain from their voices and their sanity slowly slip away while gaining some insight into what goes through their head as they serve their weekly service for El Mission. You are given the opportunity to feel apart of the crew so take advantage, grab some snacks, crack open an Asahi and tell the family not to disturb you as you ride along the crazy train that is El Mission episode 51.

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Episode 50 - Je$u$ 'Money' Chri$t

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 20:51:00 -0700

Episode 50 - Je$u$ 'Money' Chri$t

This week the lads raise the bat - its 50 partnership! EOFY brings us a wild episode, featuring a veeery long joke, some discussion on Nacho Libre and a very eye opening account from the Book of Daniel regarding the true origins of the money signal from our boi JmC

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Episode 49 - JRTFM

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 20:48:00 -0700

Episode 49 - JRTFM
The lads discuss what finger you would chose to lop off, Simpsons, Banksy, Ghost Hunting, The LA Beast, Godzilla and various Nacho Libre sprinkled throughout this sleepy showing

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Episode 48 - The word 'But' is lava

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 20:25:00 -0700

Episode 48 - The word 'But' is lava

The lads discuss what you would occupy yourself with if you were forced to live in the monastary with the big boi himself Nacho Libre, Issues with the NCAA and how many orphans could fit on the nacho mobile?

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Episode 47 - Ghost Riding the Movie Review

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 19:44:00 -0700

Episode 47 - Ghost Riding the Movie Review

This week the lads delve into the wild - but dissapointingly told - story of Ignacio, a youung firar from Oaxaca mexico. Benno goes low with his rating, we discuss Japanese Onsens and ms palmers 5 daughters - its el mission just as you would expect.

Snowboarding Stack Compilation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdwilZnFiZY

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Episode 46 - Ripsnorta' Nacho Content & Mr Bean Pt. II

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Tue, 13 Jun 2017 07:56:00 -0700

YOU WANTED AN EL MISSION PODCAST WITH GENUINE INSIGHT INTO NACHO LIBRE?? YOU GOT AN EL MISSION PODCAST WITH GENUINE INSIGHT INTO NACHO LIBRE (kind of), Fresh off A recommendation from our daddy podcast the boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz flew through a podcast filled with intelligent opinions, A grade banter and some topics that can only be considered obscure and mildly hilarious if listened to in the right mindset. There is discussion of how good sharing a case of beer with the bois is, some ins and outs of the lack of nacho back story and a further review into how good Mr.Bean is. PS. Whilst the face looks veery similar to Ep 45 - pls don't try to tell us it's the same, have you watched this movie 46 times???

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Episode 45 - James Bannister

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Tue, 13 Jun 2017 07:02:00 -0700

The Boish this week came fresh off a pint and a parmy at the El Mission Hotel (Thanks Nic, I’ll be make sure to bring my wallet next time) and that was by far the highlight of the night as we dove taint first into the typhoon of shit jokes that is Nacho Libre, after a sneaky beer or two during the watch and a ripsnorter of a new intro we were all mic’d up a where to go. Fortunately our lord and saviour James from the land of Eng appeared like Saint Francis and provided his unique insight and save the podcast, throw us a lifeline and give this whirlpool of emotion masking as a podcast a listen. Big Kiss Little Hug .

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Episode 44 - "OhWoaahrww" - Owen Wilson

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Thu, 11 May 2017 07:41:00 -0700

Episode 44 - "OhWoaahrww" - Owen Wilson

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This week we begin the podcast a little ahead of schedule, watching the final minutes of this masterpiece with you - the listener.

Episode 43 - Ur dad is a woman

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Thu, 11 May 2017 05:47:00 -0700

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Sometimes you just have to sit down and watch Nacho Libre - every week...

Episode 42 -LOUDNOISES

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Thu, 4 May 2017 05:45:00 -0700

Its a loud and raucous first night at Bennos new shag pad - feat. the first repeat guest - Lachy Furness. Big shouts to Anna Goessling Maddie Noolan & Bec Hyde for providing the background track for this one.

Episode 42 - LOUDNOISES

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Episode 41 - Mumps McGee

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Thu, 4 May 2017 05:35:00 -0700

Episode 41 - Mumps McGee

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Episode 40 - Top 3 Fruits of All Time

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:29:00 -0700

This episode we discuss Fruit. Yeah thats right the nectar of the gods - we go ham - oh we also watch a 2006 slapstick comedy take on Mexican Wrestling.

Episode 40 - Top 3 Fruits of All Time

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Episode 39 - The Ramblings of Two Ragamuiffins

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Mon, 17 Apr 2017 05:05:00 -0700

Look, lets cut to the chase here - there is very minimal Nacho Libre discussion in this one.

Maybe that's good? Maybe that's bad?

We'll let you decide.

Episode 39 - The Ramblings of Two Ragamuiffins

Episode 38 - The Gang Goes For A Walk

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Mon, 17 Apr 2017 05:00:00 -0700

The boys strap on some asics and take a stroll through the 'friendly' streets of oaklands park.

Episode 38 - The Gang Goes For A Walk

Episode 37 - That's a Reamin'

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Mon, 17 Apr 2017 04:57:00 -0700

Strap in for a quickie with the boys as they realise whilst they are so tantalisingly close to the end of this mission - theres still alotta clicks to cover....

Episode 37 - That's a Reamin'

Episode 36 - Rebranding Dreamworld

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Fri, 24 Mar 2017 19:45:00 -0700

This week the boys tackled watch 36 and boy oh boy did nacho and the gang put on a performance for the ages. The lads tackled the tender topic of reeming, a new business venture called the sin bin and hammered out some rules for the upcoming nacho libre drinking game episode. So hop on board on join this crazy train on the tracks to no where known as el mission.

Episode 36 - Rebranding Dreamworld

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Episode 35 - "I Could Drop Malcom Turnbull"

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Fri, 10 Mar 2017 04:14:00 -0800

Boy do we wander off topic this week, ranging from which world leaders would put up the best fight, does rejecting a gift make for a better story and how the hell Ignacio (Nacho {Nacho Libre [Jack Black]}) turned up for work the next morning after being robbed of his chips.

Episode 35 - "I Could Drop Malcom Turnbull"

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Episode 34 - Late (28/02/17)

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Thu, 9 Mar 2017 03:09:00 -0800

Look i've got no excuses - this is a late upload one but she's still straight fiyaaaa (new ep u tomorrow!!!!)

Episode 34 - Late (28/02/17)

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Episode 33 - Climbing the mountain

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Tue, 28 Feb 2017 03:41:00 -0800

As we push through yet another viewing of Sir Nacho and the boi's, we are truly starting to run on fumes and it tells in this weeks episode. Sadists will thoroughly enjoy this episode as you get to listen to our pain broadcast through your headphones for your own sick pleasure, climb aboard as we hear a mystery ghost noise come from colberts bum, a few travel stories are shared and a ripper of a joke gets cut short but shotty sound editing #prayforthebois

Episode 33 - Climbing the mountain

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Episode 32 - Lets go for a drive!

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Thu, 23 Feb 2017 17:27:00 -0800

This week we wrap up our 32nd watch of Nacho Libre with a drive to a local family restaurant and canvass the opinions of fast food workers on the 2006 Jack Black classic. We delve into some discussions regarding how Jack Black brings couples together - and as per usual, we update our Jack Black hand trumpets out of 10 rating, the point at which we felt like Jared Hess shoved a bug ol' bag of duqs in our face, and Daniel's Jack Black facial expression of the week! (seen below)

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Episode 31 - 'Oh, so its the same movie every week...?'

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Tue, 14 Feb 2017 01:15:00 -0800

The 31st viewing of the 2006 Jack Black Classic - Nacho Libre, we discuss dressing for the job you have, What we would say in a parent teacher interview if Nacho Libre was a student in our class, Daniels hidden frustration with double negatives & the real meaning behind the phrase "Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world"

P.s. Shouts to Buddah!

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Episode 30 - The Darkness Podcast

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Tue, 14 Feb 2017 00:52:00 -0800

It's been a big week - The lads are down in the dumps, with the lights off - recapping the 30th time watching Nacho Libre. Daniel really carried this episode, as Jordan starts to comprehend the vastness of the desert between watch 30 and 52.

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Episode 29 - SPECIAL EDITION: DIRECTORS COMMENTARY

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Wed, 25 Jan 2017 03:09:00 -0800

This week we dropped a bombshell - Purchasing the Special Collectors Edition of Nacho Libre, featuring 3 Bamboozling Deleted Scenes, and Most importantly a full length Directors Commentary - This was our highest rating of the movie by a Hispanic Mile - Jack Black & writer Mike White provided some lavish & gleeful commentary While Jared Hess continued his Big Bag of Dick Form. Hop on over to give us a listen, its never too late to begin!

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Episode 28 - The Oaxaca Globetrotters

jtcolbert.23@gmail.com (Jordan Colbert & Daniel Bennetts) — Wed, 25 Jan 2017 02:59:00 -0800

This is a very delayed release of our 28th viewing of Nacho Libre, recorded live from the Nus room at Benno's House! This week we delve into the real basketball talents of Anti-Hitler and hidden agenda of Encarnacion!

Episode 28 - The Oaxaca Globetrotters

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