Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2013/09/03/episode-226-the-hammock-district/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 226 of Emergency Pants and it’s time for some smooooooth jazz… AW, WE’RE JUST FUCKIN’ WITH YA! Discussed: Two turntables and a new microphone Delilah Hammocks Expose Aaron Neville BLUE IS A COLOR / I LIKE PIE / PILLOWS ARE SOFT / TREES ARE MAKE OF WOOD etc. And many more! Join us, … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 226 of Emergency Pants and it’s time for some smooooooth jazz… AW, WE’RE JUST FUCKIN’ WITH YA! Discussed: Two turntables and a new microphone Delilah Hammocks Expose Aaron Neville BLUE IS A COLOR / I LIKE PIE / PILLOWS ARE SOFT / TREES ARE MAKE OF WOOD etc. And many more! Join us, … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/08/27/episode-225-love-m-u-s-c-l-e/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/08/27/episode-225-love-m-u-s-c-l-e/#comments Wed, 28 Aug 2013 02:55:14 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3386 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/08/27/episode-225-love-m-u-s-c-l-e/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 225 of Emergency Pants! You wanna fight about it? Discussed: Guts Pants v pants Tit Tatts Two turntables and a microphone Starfleet Escape Podcast Spank banks Breaking Bad Back to school And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 225emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 225 of Emergency Pants! You wanna fight about it? Discussed: Guts Pants v pants Tit Tatts Two turntables and a microphone Starfleet Escape Podcast Spank banks Breaking Bad Back to school And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 225Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/08/13/episode-224-cpap-clap-trap/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/08/13/episode-224-cpap-clap-trap/#comments Wed, 14 Aug 2013 03:02:44 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3376 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/08/13/episode-224-cpap-clap-trap/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 224 of Emergency Pants! DON’T LOOK AT US! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING LOOK AT US! MOMMY! Discussed: cats cpaps faux pockets Japan v Mississippi kayaks The Penny Nickels Books That Will Ruin Your Life Club things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 224emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 224 of Emergency Pants! DON’T LOOK AT US! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING LOOK AT US! MOMMY! Discussed: cats cpaps faux pockets Japan v Mississippi kayaks The Penny Nickels Books That Will Ruin Your Life Club things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 224Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/30/episode-223-hippo-birdie-two-ewe/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/30/episode-223-hippo-birdie-two-ewe/#comments Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:04:42 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3366 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/30/episode-223-hippo-birdie-two-ewe/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 223 of Emergency Pants! GET OFF OUR LAWNS! Discussed: It was Shane’s birthday! It will be Bridget’s birthday! It’s our birthday month! HUZZAH! Getting old Physical therapy Bionic replacements Werther’s candy Poop diseases Space dress And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 223emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 223 of Emergency Pants! GET OFF OUR LAWNS! Discussed: It was Shane’s birthday! It will be Bridget’s birthday! It’s our birthday month! HUZZAH! Getting old Physical therapy Bionic replacements Werther’s candy Poop diseases Space dress And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 223Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/23/episode-222-newtella/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/23/episode-222-newtella/#comments Wed, 24 Jul 2013 02:08:51 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3357 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/23/episode-222-newtella/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 222 of Emergency Pants! Hey, um… you got a little… right there on your… there, you got it. Discussed: Dogs! Birds! Gum! Feelings! Style! NORMAL! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 222emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 222 of Emergency Pants! Hey, um… you got a little… right there on your… there, you got it. Discussed: Dogs! Birds! Gum! Feelings! Style! NORMAL! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 222Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/16/episode-221-hot-balls/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/16/episode-221-hot-balls/#comments Wed, 17 Jul 2013 01:55:40 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3348 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/16/episode-221-hot-balls/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes  It’s episode 221 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: How hot are balls? The art of not wearing pants Star Wars, Star Trek, and other reasons we never got laid in high school On butts And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 221    emergency-pants.net  It’s episode 221 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: How hot are balls? The art of not wearing pants Star Wars, Star Trek, and other reasons we never got laid in high school On butts And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 221    Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/10/episode-220-butt-stuff-butt-stuff-butt-stuff/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/10/episode-220-butt-stuff-butt-stuff-butt-stuff/#comments Thu, 11 Jul 2013 02:57:18 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3337 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/07/10/episode-220-butt-stuff-butt-stuff-butt-stuff/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 220 of Emergency Pants! Do ya like that? You like that, don’t you? Discussed: Butts People Snacks Cartoons And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode (_!_)emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 220 of Emergency Pants! Do ya like that? You like that, don’t you? Discussed: Butts People Snacks Cartoons And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode (_!_)Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/18/episode-219-flames-flames-on-the-side-of-my-face/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/18/episode-219-flames-flames-on-the-side-of-my-face/#comments Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:57:07 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3326 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/18/episode-219-flames-flames-on-the-side-of-my-face/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 219 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: I hated her SO. MUCH… Mrs. Music Feelings and how dumb and stupid they are Children will destroy and/or get jam all over everything you love We like you! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 219emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 219 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: I hated her SO. MUCH… Mrs. Music Feelings and how dumb and stupid they are Children will destroy and/or get jam all over everything you love We like you! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 219Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/11/episode-218-poor-larry/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/11/episode-218-poor-larry/#comments Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:29:18 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3310 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/11/episode-218-poor-larry/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes  It’s episode 218 of Emergency Pants, and THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA! Discussed: Everybody hates Larry Meeses Superfight! cats gnats What’s that smell? And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 218emergency-pants.net  It’s episode 218 of Emergency Pants, and THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA! Discussed: Everybody hates Larry Meeses Superfight! cats gnats What’s that smell? And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 218Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/04/episode-217-this-is-just-my-face/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/04/episode-217-this-is-just-my-face/#comments Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:52:49 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3295 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/06/04/episode-217-this-is-just-my-face/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 217 of Emergency Pants! Deal with it, pink boy! Discussed: Peer pressure TV Funny stickers When Shane and Bridget knew they were bff’s Pube eyebrows Nobody has their shit together Toucan Sam is a gentleman Cheese And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 217emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 217 of Emergency Pants! Deal with it, pink boy! Discussed: Peer pressure TV Funny stickers When Shane and Bridget knew they were bff’s Pube eyebrows Nobody has their shit together Toucan Sam is a gentleman Cheese And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 217Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/05/28/episode-216-its-pronounced-skippy/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/05/28/episode-216-its-pronounced-skippy/#comments Wed, 29 May 2013 01:03:32 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3276 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/05/28/episode-216-its-pronounced-skippy/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 216 of Emergency Pants! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? NEVER FORGET YOUR LUBE. Shane was on Soulmatey! Bridget accidentally oggles someone Why are you talking like that? Is that even a thing? Bridget’s butthole is totes popular Where did the soda go? Questions! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 216emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 216 of Emergency Pants! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? NEVER FORGET YOUR LUBE. Shane was on Soulmatey! Bridget accidentally oggles someone Why are you talking like that? Is that even a thing? Bridget’s butthole is totes popular Where did the soda go? Questions! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 216Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/05/07/episode-215-cram-it-with-walnuts-ugly/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/05/07/episode-215-cram-it-with-walnuts-ugly/#comments Wed, 08 May 2013 01:42:16 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3264 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/05/07/episode-215-cram-it-with-walnuts-ugly/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 215 of Emergency Pants, in which we talk about stuff like: The art of knowing when to shut up Why do people do stuff? And so on! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Episode 215emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 215 of Emergency Pants, in which we talk about stuff like: The art of knowing when to shut up Why do people do stuff? And so on! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Episode 215Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/30/episode-214-flibbertigibbet/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/30/episode-214-flibbertigibbet/#comments Wed, 01 May 2013 03:33:07 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3255 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/30/episode-214-flibbertigibbet/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s a new episode of Emergency Pants! We’re here and we’re FABULOUS! Discussed: Ahahahahaha, LOAD! Previously on… Deadliest Ax Men Ice Road Truckers Catch Saga The origin of the boop And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 214emergency-pants.netIt’s a new episode of Emergency Pants! We’re here and we’re FABULOUS! Discussed: Ahahahahaha, LOAD! Previously on… Deadliest Ax Men Ice Road Truckers Catch Saga The origin of the boop And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 214Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/24/episode-213-kids-with-ass-cancer-riding-a-tiny-horse-with-mouth-herpes/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/24/episode-213-kids-with-ass-cancer-riding-a-tiny-horse-with-mouth-herpes/#comments Thu, 25 Apr 2013 03:46:21 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3246 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/24/episode-213-kids-with-ass-cancer-riding-a-tiny-horse-with-mouth-herpes/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 213 of Emergency Pants, where we insist you look at our butts. LOOK AT THEM! Also discussed: Cards Against Humanity CHSH Meeting awesome people Ducks Micropigs And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 213emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 213 of Emergency Pants, where we insist you look at our butts. LOOK AT THEM! Also discussed: Cards Against Humanity CHSH Meeting awesome people Ducks Micropigs And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 213Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/16/episode-212-turn-that-frown-upside-down/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/16/episode-212-turn-that-frown-upside-down/#comments Wed, 17 Apr 2013 03:38:18 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3241 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/16/episode-212-turn-that-frown-upside-down/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes  On tonight’s episode, Bridget and Shane sit down for a fireside chat about the foibles of life, the satisfaction a great cup of tea brings, and how people aren’t specific enough about their love of cats. Also featured is a lively discussion about: Therapists CHicagoiSH Swanky Frankies Fourth Thing Download: Episode 212emergency-pants.net  On tonight’s episode, Bridget and Shane sit down for a fireside chat about the foibles of life, the satisfaction a great cup of tea brings, and how people aren’t specific enough about their love of cats. Also featured is a lively discussion about: Therapists CHicagoiSH Swanky Frankies Fourth Thing Download: Episode 212Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/02/episode-211-asspic/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/02/episode-211-asspic/#comments Wed, 03 Apr 2013 03:16:15 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3230 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/04/02/episode-211-asspic/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes  It’s a brand spanking new episode of Emergency Pants! Drop ‘em! Discussed: Trendy food time capsules Why is this wet? CHSH Topics from awesome listeners ron-bailey, noelanthony, monkeyfrog, thekatcameback, dresspants, smartasshat, elizabethplaid, robofrakkin, pantsfreesia, jezebelthegreat, braincooksidea, raiselm, and tacotuesdayeveryday! Who does that? AND MANY MORE! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 211emergency-pants.net  It’s a brand spanking new episode of Emergency Pants! Drop ‘em! Discussed: Trendy food time capsules Why is this wet? CHSH Topics from awesome listeners ron-bailey, noelanthony, monkeyfrog, thekatcameback, dresspants, smartasshat, elizabethplaid, robofrakkin, pantsfreesia, jezebelthegreat, braincooksidea, raiselm, and tacotuesdayeveryday! Who does that? AND MANY MORE! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 211Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/03/05/episode-210-put-some-honey-on-it/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/03/05/episode-210-put-some-honey-on-it/#comments Wed, 06 Mar 2013 03:36:05 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3217 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/03/05/episode-210-put-some-honey-on-it/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 210 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Our awesome listeners! We received questions/comments/boners from wordishness, smartasshat, xntrek, yhf, vegkat, claviusrobinsky, noelanthony, sniffyjenkins, and ron-bailey! Thanks you guys! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 210emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 210 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Our awesome listeners! We received questions/comments/boners from wordishness, smartasshat, xntrek, yhf, vegkat, claviusrobinsky, noelanthony, sniffyjenkins, and ron-bailey! Thanks you guys! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 210Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/02/26/episode-209-people-man-people/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/02/26/episode-209-people-man-people/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:40:27 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3209 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/02/26/episode-209-people-man-people/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s a new episode of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: BE NICE THERE IS A PERSON IN THERE! Time burglars aka meeting organizers Feeling ways about things Snow! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download the Award Winning* Episode 209!           *no actual awards received.emergency-pants.netIt’s a new episode of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: BE NICE THERE IS A PERSON IN THERE! Time burglars aka meeting organizers Feeling ways about things Snow! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download the Award Winning* Episode 209!           *no actual awards received.Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/02/12/episode-208-triumphant-returncast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/02/12/episode-208-triumphant-returncast/#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2013 02:37:20 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3181 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/02/12/episode-208-triumphant-returncast/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 208 of Emergency Pants! HUZZAH! Discussed: The Tool Shed Poopin’ Impolite Company Get off our lawn Advice nobody asked for cats Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download Episode 208emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 208 of Emergency Pants! HUZZAH! Discussed: The Tool Shed Poopin’ Impolite Company Get off our lawn Advice nobody asked for cats Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download Episode 208Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/01/15/episode-207-infinite-improbability-smackdown/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/01/15/episode-207-infinite-improbability-smackdown/#comments Wed, 16 Jan 2013 03:16:47 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3170 http://emergency-pants.net/2013/01/15/episode-207-infinite-improbability-smackdown/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 207 of Emergency Pants! WOOOOOOOOO AND SUCH! Discussed: The most awesome fighting game idea EVER Safety Tip: If you’re gonna help a dude put a couch in his van, always lift the side OUTSIDE of the van Stuff Things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 207emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 207 of Emergency Pants! WOOOOOOOOO AND SUCH! Discussed: The most awesome fighting game idea EVER Safety Tip: If you’re gonna help a dude put a couch in his van, always lift the side OUTSIDE of the van Stuff Things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 207Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2013/01/08/episode-206-geoducking/ http://emergency-pants.net/2013/01/08/episode-206-geoducking/#comments Wed, 09 Jan 2013 03:30:35 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3154

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2013/01/08/episode-206-geoducking/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 206 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Snails vs slugs Animals shaped like penises Cats Naming your kid is a huge responsibility And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! ADDITIONAL: Bridget and Vegkat will be at The Tool Shed in Milwaukee on Friday, January 18th at 6:00 p.m. to celebrate … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 206 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Snails vs slugs Animals shaped like penises Cats Naming your kid is a huge responsibility And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! ADDITIONAL: Bridget and Vegkat will be at The Tool Shed in Milwaukee on Friday, January 18th at 6:00 p.m. to celebrate … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/12/18/episode-205-she-cried-no-toilet-paper/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/12/18/episode-205-she-cried-no-toilet-paper/#comments Wed, 19 Dec 2012 03:23:13 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3143 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/12/18/episode-205-she-cried-no-toilet-paper/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 205 of Emergency Pants! NEAT! Discussed: FASHION! PAJAMAS! KITTENS! BATHROOM SHENANIGANS! AND MANY MORE! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 205emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 205 of Emergency Pants! NEAT! Discussed: FASHION! PAJAMAS! KITTENS! BATHROOM SHENANIGANS! AND MANY MORE! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 205Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/12/13/episode-204-christmas-adjacent-special/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/12/13/episode-204-christmas-adjacent-special/#comments Fri, 14 Dec 2012 03:01:08 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3136 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/12/13/episode-204-christmas-adjacent-special/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 204 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: Acting like an owner Bathroom hardships Boner ornaments And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 204emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 204 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: Acting like an owner Bathroom hardships Boner ornaments And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 204Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/27/episode-203-in-a-metal-foundry/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/27/episode-203-in-a-metal-foundry/#comments Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:49:02 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3129 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/27/episode-203-in-a-metal-foundry/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIn Episode 203, we answer listener questions an learn proper burial technique! Listen in for exciting questions from a veritable who’s who of “who’s that?” on Tumblr! Also featured: Cats Recieving Psychology The dark arts Play-Doh Download: Episode 203emergency-pants.netIn Episode 203, we answer listener questions an learn proper burial technique! Listen in for exciting questions from a veritable who’s who of “who’s that?” on Tumblr! Also featured: Cats Recieving Psychology The dark arts Play-Doh Download: Episode 203Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/20/episode-202-its-a-fact/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/20/episode-202-its-a-fact/#comments Wed, 21 Nov 2012 03:00:02 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3118 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/20/episode-202-its-a-fact/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 202, in which we discuss cats and cinnamon buns and bindles. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 202emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 202, in which we discuss cats and cinnamon buns and bindles. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 202Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/06/episode-201-election-night-special/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/06/episode-201-election-night-special/#comments Wed, 07 Nov 2012 03:42:12 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3107 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/11/06/episode-201-election-night-special/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes***We don’t actually discuss the election. Like, at all. You’re welcome! It’s episode 201 of Emergency Pants, in which Shane and Bridget sing Lindsay‘s praises, Bridget shares her adventures visiting Moxie in Seattle, and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 201emergency-pants.net***We don’t actually discuss the election. Like, at all. You’re welcome! It’s episode 201 of Emergency Pants, in which Shane and Bridget sing Lindsay‘s praises, Bridget shares her adventures visiting Moxie in Seattle, and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 201Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/10/23/episode-200-shitpantco/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/10/23/episode-200-shitpantco/#comments Wed, 24 Oct 2012 03:06:15 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3089 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/10/23/episode-200-shitpantco/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 200 of Emergency Pants, which contains nothing special! ALERT!!!! Bridget’s going to Seattle and meeting Moxie, zuhl and yellowhat! If you’re in Seattle for Gamechangers, come and say hi. Just follow the laugh. Download: Episode 200  emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 200 of Emergency Pants, which contains nothing special! ALERT!!!! Bridget’s going to Seattle and meeting Moxie, zuhl and yellowhat! If you’re in Seattle for Gamechangers, come and say hi. Just follow the laugh. Download: Episode 200  Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/10/02/episode-199-safe-to-fart/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/10/02/episode-199-safe-to-fart/#comments Wed, 03 Oct 2012 03:17:40 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3082 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/10/02/episode-199-safe-to-fart/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 199 of Emergency Pants! Neat! This week we talked about being happy, cheese, abusive furniture, and farting. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 199emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 199 of Emergency Pants! Neat! This week we talked about being happy, cheese, abusive furniture, and farting. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 199Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/09/18/episode-198-chick-fort/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/09/18/episode-198-chick-fort/#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2012 02:13:40 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3076 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/09/18/episode-198-chick-fort/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesBridget and Shane: for all your talkin’ about stuff needs. Download: Episode 198emergency-pants.netBridget and Shane: for all your talkin’ about stuff needs. Download: Episode 198Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/09/11/episode-197-garbage-bag-full-of-pants/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/09/11/episode-197-garbage-bag-full-of-pants/#comments Wed, 12 Sep 2012 02:01:07 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3062 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/09/11/episode-197-garbage-bag-full-of-pants/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 197 in which we talk about stuff, things, and ch ch ch changes! Also: Our friend xntrek sent us a question! Moving. Blargh. Family fun time! Bridget is terrified of space, but Shane’s cool with it if he doesn’t have to look down And many more! Download: Episode 197emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 197 in which we talk about stuff, things, and ch ch ch changes! Also: Our friend xntrek sent us a question! Moving. Blargh. Family fun time! Bridget is terrified of space, but Shane’s cool with it if he doesn’t have to look down And many more! Download: Episode 197Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/28/episode-196-hugging-the-turkey/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/28/episode-196-hugging-the-turkey/#comments Wed, 29 Aug 2012 02:46:36 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3044

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/28/episode-196-hugging-the-turkey/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 196 of Emergency Pants, in which we hug the turkey. C’MON HUG IT. You know you want to. How to hide a boner/appropriate vs inappropriate boners Soul crushing social experiments aka work Holy fucking shit we are tired Plus we read letters from groverviolet, raiselm, dorkitude, Shawn, Justin, and Julie. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 196 of Emergency Pants, in which we hug the turkey. C’MON HUG IT. You know you want to. How to hide a boner/appropriate vs inappropriate boners Soul crushing social experiments aka work Holy fucking shit we are tired Plus we read letters from groverviolet, raiselm, dorkitude, Shawn, Justin, and Julie. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/14/episode-195-the-golden-rule-of-pubes/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/14/episode-195-the-golden-rule-of-pubes/#comments Wed, 15 Aug 2012 03:10:14 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3033 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/14/episode-195-the-golden-rule-of-pubes/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 195 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Celebrity crushes! Household appliances that may or may not kill you! Potential sponsors! Slidey unnerwears! MOTHERFUCKING SPACE, BITCHES! Listener questions! and many more! Download: Episode 195emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 195 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Celebrity crushes! Household appliances that may or may not kill you! Potential sponsors! Slidey unnerwears! MOTHERFUCKING SPACE, BITCHES! Listener questions! and many more! Download: Episode 195Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/07/episode-194-the-lady-horse-chronicles/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/07/episode-194-the-lady-horse-chronicles/#comments Wed, 08 Aug 2012 02:46:34 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3019 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/08/07/episode-194-the-lady-horse-chronicles/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s a new episode of Emergency Pants, now with 100% less show notes! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Do you like podcasts? Sure, we all do! So go listen to Fridge Magnets! It’s neat! Download: Episode 194emergency-pants.netIt’s a new episode of Emergency Pants, now with 100% less show notes! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Do you like podcasts? Sure, we all do! So go listen to Fridge Magnets! It’s neat! Download: Episode 194Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/31/episode-193-big-floppy-dongs/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/31/episode-193-big-floppy-dongs/#comments Wed, 01 Aug 2012 02:22:41 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=3005 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/31/episode-193-big-floppy-dongs/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 193 of Emergency Pants, in which I forgot to take notes so I don’t really know what the hell we talked about! Download:Episode 193emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 193 of Emergency Pants, in which I forgot to take notes so I don’t really know what the hell we talked about! Download:Episode 193Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/24/episode-192-the-martha-stewart-hairshirt-collection/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/24/episode-192-the-martha-stewart-hairshirt-collection/#comments Wed, 25 Jul 2012 02:09:51 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2986 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/24/episode-192-the-martha-stewart-hairshirt-collection/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 192 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Pretzels Bridget’s local animal shelter and people shelter Animals thinking they’re people The heartbreak of temporary food service Shane’s nightmares about poopin’ And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 192emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 192 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Pretzels Bridget’s local animal shelter and people shelter Animals thinking they’re people The heartbreak of temporary food service Shane’s nightmares about poopin’ And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 192Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/10/episode-191-honker-in-a-hot-dog-bun/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/10/episode-191-honker-in-a-hot-dog-bun/#comments Wed, 11 Jul 2012 02:46:46 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2960 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/10/episode-191-honker-in-a-hot-dog-bun/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 191 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Good news bulletins San Diego is awesome Free sybian rides: $0! Hot dogs, ladies? Weird Flickr contacts What kind of super villian are you? Download: Episode 191emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 191 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Good news bulletins San Diego is awesome Free sybian rides: $0! Hot dogs, ladies? Weird Flickr contacts What kind of super villian are you? Download: Episode 191Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/03/episode-190-a-medicine-for-melancholy/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/03/episode-190-a-medicine-for-melancholy/#comments Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:54:29 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2946 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/07/03/episode-190-a-medicine-for-melancholy/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 190 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Topics from Penny, Randal, Dan’s Balls, and Michele Jason and Jessica’s wedding! Blowing stuff up Me and You Red hair Gardening success Handjobs and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 190emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 190 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Topics from Penny, Randal, Dan’s Balls, and Michele Jason and Jessica’s wedding! Blowing stuff up Me and You Red hair Gardening success Handjobs and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 190Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/06/26/episode-189-tamp-it-down/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/06/26/episode-189-tamp-it-down/#comments Wed, 27 Jun 2012 02:57:04 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2927 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/06/26/episode-189-tamp-it-down/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 189 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Falling Gardening Varmits Things that smell like other things and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 189emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 189 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Falling Gardening Varmits Things that smell like other things and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 189Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/06/12/episode-188-seewabs/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/06/12/episode-188-seewabs/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2012 01:55:14 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2906

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2012/06/12/episode-188-seewabs/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 188 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Randal, aka fancycwabs! Carthage, TN – home of sadness! Bridget’s brother Rob (hi Rob!) has a tumblr! Pitfall Explorer’s Club! Wigstock! TJ & Bridget started a tumblr! Randal’s dead friend! Randal made a cereal that leaves white russian milk and other awesome experiments! … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 188 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Randal, aka fancycwabs! Carthage, TN – home of sadness! Bridget’s brother Rob (hi Rob!) has a tumblr! Pitfall Explorer’s Club! Wigstock! TJ & Bridget started a tumblr! Randal’s dead friend! Randal made a cereal that leaves white russian milk and other awesome experiments! … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/29/episode-187-dare-to-squee/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/29/episode-187-dare-to-squee/#comments Wed, 30 May 2012 02:54:52 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2889 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/29/episode-187-dare-to-squee/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 187, in which we’re actually pretty sure that we’re ready for this jelly. SHOPPING AT THE WAL-MART! San Francisco! Merlin Mann! Fancy colored pencils! Eeeeeeeee!!! Listener stuff! Today fucking sucked because we had to say goodbye to Matt. He will be missed. Download: Episode 187emergency-pants.netEpisode 187, in which we’re actually pretty sure that we’re ready for this jelly. SHOPPING AT THE WAL-MART! San Francisco! Merlin Mann! Fancy colored pencils! Eeeeeeeee!!! Listener stuff! Today fucking sucked because we had to say goodbye to Matt. He will be missed. Download: Episode 187Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/16/episode-186-lack-of-pants/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/16/episode-186-lack-of-pants/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 02:54:03 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2874 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/16/episode-186-lack-of-pants/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 186, in which we are joined by Casey, aka CLEAPOW! Discussed: The art of the passive pick-up The joy of pantslessness Emails from Randal and Bridget’s brother Rob Dig-the-cat made a ringtone of Bridget’s laugh Casey tells us her deal Download: Episode 186emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 186, in which we are joined by Casey, aka CLEAPOW! Discussed: The art of the passive pick-up The joy of pantslessness Emails from Randal and Bridget’s brother Rob Dig-the-cat made a ringtone of Bridget’s laugh Casey tells us her deal Download: Episode 186Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/08/episode-185-everything-is-lips-and-assholes/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/08/episode-185-everything-is-lips-and-assholes/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 03:45:41 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2850 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/08/episode-185-everything-is-lips-and-assholes/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 185, in which we are joined by thejohnblog, smart ass extraordinaire! Discussed: Vegkat‘s emergency pants KCnDEN and Randall defend vibrating razors Emily asks about our preferred vehicles for syrup John did hard time Nerd complaints And, for some reason, Ed Begley Jr Download: Episode 185emergency-pants.netEpisode 185, in which we are joined by thejohnblog, smart ass extraordinaire! Discussed: Vegkat‘s emergency pants KCnDEN and Randall defend vibrating razors Emily asks about our preferred vehicles for syrup John did hard time Nerd complaints And, for some reason, Ed Begley Jr Download: Episode 185Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/01/episode-184-vindictive-bowels/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/01/episode-184-vindictive-bowels/#comments Wed, 02 May 2012 02:44:30 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2830 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/05/01/episode-184-vindictive-bowels/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 184, in which we discuss: Zooey Deschanel: what’s her deal? TV’s Frank! Professional butt wipers Pens and pencils and paper! OH MY! Cats are tender lovers Shane’s pants Lady business Why don’t I have any haters? Babies and why they suck Download: Episode 184emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 184, in which we discuss: Zooey Deschanel: what’s her deal? TV’s Frank! Professional butt wipers Pens and pencils and paper! OH MY! Cats are tender lovers Shane’s pants Lady business Why don’t I have any haters? Babies and why they suck Download: Episode 184Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/24/episode-183-shat-of-the-new-hampshire-asshats/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/24/episode-183-shat-of-the-new-hampshire-asshats/#comments Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:24:57 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2808 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/24/episode-183-shat-of-the-new-hampshire-asshats/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 183 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Smartasshat! Discussed: CHSH! The blue go-cart of shame The best rubix cube story EVER Stuff! Things! People! And many more! Download: Episode 183emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 183 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Smartasshat! Discussed: CHSH! The blue go-cart of shame The best rubix cube story EVER Stuff! Things! People! And many more! Download: Episode 183Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/10/episode-182-sup-dicklicks/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/10/episode-182-sup-dicklicks/#comments Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:47:10 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2786

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/10/episode-182-sup-dicklicks/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 182, in which we discuss: Our totally scientific and not at all offensive theory about why today was such a long day for everyone! Ron Bailey and Bridget started a Totoro tumblr! Gavin from Poke It With A Stick Podcast shares his 6th and 7th senses! Tumblrer toolateadopter created Emergency Cat Hire! Randal shared anime … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 182, in which we discuss: Our totally scientific and not at all offensive theory about why today was such a long day for everyone! Ron Bailey and Bridget started a Totoro tumblr! Gavin from Poke It With A Stick Podcast shares his 6th and 7th senses! Tumblrer toolateadopter created Emergency Cat Hire! Randal shared anime … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/03/episode-181-cant-podcast-clowns-will-eat-me/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/03/episode-181-cant-podcast-clowns-will-eat-me/#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2012 02:33:29 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2773 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/04/03/episode-181-cant-podcast-clowns-will-eat-me/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesRandi asks us to discuss what freaks us out Tungle.me sounds like a sex act You Look Nice Today is back! Bridget got a mention on Roderick on the Line! Delgrosso asks us what extra senses we would be stuck with and what senses we would actually want Download: Episode 181emergency-pants.netRandi asks us to discuss what freaks us out Tungle.me sounds like a sex act You Look Nice Today is back! Bridget got a mention on Roderick on the Line! Delgrosso asks us what extra senses we would be stuck with and what senses we would actually want Download: Episode 181Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/27/episode-180-inside-the-pantsers-studio/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/27/episode-180-inside-the-pantsers-studio/#comments Wed, 28 Mar 2012 02:30:59 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2751 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/27/episode-180-inside-the-pantsers-studio/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesOur friend Rose tells us OMG SNAKES CANCLIMB WALLS and hey, watch The Apple We talk about topics from braincooksidea, delgrosso, froggeek, smartgrrrl, 120pagemonster, wordishness and pennynickels Revisiting Vanilla Ice being a douche Bridget got a mention on Roderick on the Line! Eeeeeeeee!!!!! Download: Episode 180emergency-pants.netOur friend Rose tells us OMG SNAKES CANCLIMB WALLS and hey, watch The Apple We talk about topics from braincooksidea, delgrosso, froggeek, smartgrrrl, 120pagemonster, wordishness and pennynickels Revisiting Vanilla Ice being a douche Bridget got a mention on Roderick on the Line! Eeeeeeeee!!!!! Download: Episode 180Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/23/chicago-style-pizza-crust-recipe/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/23/chicago-style-pizza-crust-recipe/#comments Sat, 24 Mar 2012 01:15:51 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2745

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/23/chicago-style-pizza-crust-recipe/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/20/episode-179-best-week-ever/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/20/episode-179-best-week-ever/#comments Wed, 21 Mar 2012 02:25:37 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2724

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/20/episode-179-best-week-ever/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 179, in which we discuss: Penny and Johnny are amazing hosts Shane asks all of our female listeners to wear thigh-high socks. Go get yours at Sock Dreams Mass Effect 3 gave Shane a sad Bridget tries to tell Shane why he HAS to listen to Roderick on the Line but loses her … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 179, in which we discuss: Penny and Johnny are amazing hosts Shane asks all of our female listeners to wear thigh-high socks. Go get yours at Sock Dreams Mass Effect 3 gave Shane a sad Bridget tries to tell Shane why he HAS to listen to Roderick on the Line but loses her … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/06/episode-178-tossing-the-boob-at-the-tin-shack/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/06/episode-178-tossing-the-boob-at-the-tin-shack/#comments Wed, 07 Mar 2012 03:19:01 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2706

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2012/03/06/episode-178-tossing-the-boob-at-the-tin-shack/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes  Episode 178, in which we are joined by Jeremy of The Cocktail Napkin podcast! Spice Channel Becky and Becky and Darren and Darren Thanks to Matt for telling us about The Death and Return of Superman Kevin Smith movies Thanks to Evan for sending us the EZ Eyes Keyboard The Dollar Shave Club is awesome Makin’ people … Continue reading »emergency-pants.net  Episode 178, in which we are joined by Jeremy of The Cocktail Napkin podcast! Spice Channel Becky and Becky and Darren and Darren Thanks to Matt for telling us about The Death and Return of Superman Kevin Smith movies Thanks to Evan for sending us the EZ Eyes Keyboard The Dollar Shave Club is awesome Makin’ people … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/28/episode-177-first/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/28/episode-177-first/#comments Wed, 29 Feb 2012 03:36:13 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2680 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/28/episode-177-first/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 177, bitches! We talk about topics provided by braincooksidea, cloudya, lindstifa, raiselm, elizabethplaid, and thejohnblog! We also discussed things. And stuff. Download: Episode 177emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 177, bitches! We talk about topics provided by braincooksidea, cloudya, lindstifa, raiselm, elizabethplaid, and thejohnblog! We also discussed things. And stuff. Download: Episode 177Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/14/episode-176-blowjobs-for-everyone/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/14/episode-176-blowjobs-for-everyone/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 03:44:05 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2655 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/14/episode-176-blowjobs-for-everyone/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 176, in which we discuss: Valentine’s Day Are pharmaceutical companies murdering celebrities? (Hint: NO!) HR’s HR Smug life Waffles the corgi and Waffles the cat How It’s Made – snow shoes, bottles, contact lenses, and blowjobs Spinks Download: Episode 176emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 176, in which we discuss: Valentine’s Day Are pharmaceutical companies murdering celebrities? (Hint: NO!) HR’s HR Smug life Waffles the corgi and Waffles the cat How It’s Made – snow shoes, bottles, contact lenses, and blowjobs Spinks Download: Episode 176Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/07/episode-175-pancake-v-waffle/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/07/episode-175-pancake-v-waffle/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:08:13 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2626

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2012/02/07/episode-175-pancake-v-waffle/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 175, in which we are joined by long time listener Ben! Discussed: You know, the one guy who was in that show Pot pie Demotivational posters from Despair.com Candy Pants(less) Party Pancakes vs. waffles And many more! Thanks to Monkeyfrog, Chronically-Awesome, Huge in Japan, 2yellows, azzura47, raiselm, julesthebunny , braincooksidea, vegkat,and thejoysofjess for questions and … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 175, in which we are joined by long time listener Ben! Discussed: You know, the one guy who was in that show Pot pie Demotivational posters from Despair.com Candy Pants(less) Party Pancakes vs. waffles And many more! Thanks to Monkeyfrog, Chronically-Awesome, Huge in Japan, 2yellows, azzura47, raiselm, julesthebunny , braincooksidea, vegkat,and thejoysofjess for questions and … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/31/episode-174-you-can-be-a-phoenix-after-you-finish-your-homework-sweetie/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/31/episode-174-you-can-be-a-phoenix-after-you-finish-your-homework-sweetie/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:58:35 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2610 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/31/episode-174-you-can-be-a-phoenix-after-you-finish-your-homework-sweetie/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 174: FINE MOM JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. GOSH. Discussed: Musers Magic! The Nerdening! Otherkin Giraffes Download: Episode 174emergency-pants.netEpisode 174: FINE MOM JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. GOSH. Discussed: Musers Magic! The Nerdening! Otherkin Giraffes Download: Episode 174Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/24/episode-173-contains-no-actual-chicken/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/24/episode-173-contains-no-actual-chicken/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:34:15 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2597 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/24/episode-173-contains-no-actual-chicken/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s Episode 173 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Matt Doucette! Discussed: Everyone in Whole Foods is offended about something The beautiful Not Chicken orchards of the great Northwest Fundies are not at all fun Depression is a dick Download: Episode 173    emergency-pants.netIt’s Episode 173 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Matt Doucette! Discussed: Everyone in Whole Foods is offended about something The beautiful Not Chicken orchards of the great Northwest Fundies are not at all fun Depression is a dick Download: Episode 173    Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/17/episode-172-slap-snatch/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/17/episode-172-slap-snatch/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 03:41:07 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2583 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/17/episode-172-slap-snatch/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 172: Here’s the thing. Drama! On the Internet! Thanks to Randi for her questions! Lyndzi told us about the practical uses for the C String! We talk about stuff and laugh! Exclamation point! Download: Episode 172emergency-pants.netEpisode 172: Here’s the thing. Drama! On the Internet! Thanks to Randi for her questions! Lyndzi told us about the practical uses for the C String! We talk about stuff and laugh! Exclamation point! Download: Episode 172Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/10/episode-171-a-schticky-boom-boom-down/ http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/10/episode-171-a-schticky-boom-boom-down/#comments Wed, 11 Jan 2012 03:24:27 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2561 http://emergency-pants.net/2012/01/10/episode-171-a-schticky-boom-boom-down/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 171: Viva Pantalones! Cover art by Pam Aghababian! Intro by Smartasshat! Evan told us about CString! Vegkat told us about the Schticky! Exclamation point! Download: Episode 171emergency-pants.netEpisode 171: Viva Pantalones! Cover art by Pam Aghababian! Intro by Smartasshat! Evan told us about CString! Vegkat told us about the Schticky! Exclamation point! Download: Episode 171Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/30/listener-mail-pants-room/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/30/listener-mail-pants-room/#comments Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:43:36 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2557

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/30/listener-mail-pants-room/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/27/episode-170-emergency-pants-gets-a-physical/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/27/episode-170-emergency-pants-gets-a-physical/#comments Wed, 28 Dec 2011 04:20:00 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2528

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/27/episode-170-emergency-pants-gets-a-physical/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 170: We like it very much! Booger problems We love Maru We love Animals Talking In All Caps, Tumblr Taking In All Caps, Starbangledanner, and Old Erotic Art 2yellows  asked us to discuss the best and worst of 2011 Doorhingeteeth asked us to discuss how fabulous he is – pretty fabulous, actually! Vegkat asked us to discuss … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 170: We like it very much! Booger problems We love Maru We love Animals Talking In All Caps, Tumblr Taking In All Caps, Starbangledanner, and Old Erotic Art 2yellows  asked us to discuss the best and worst of 2011 Doorhingeteeth asked us to discuss how fabulous he is – pretty fabulous, actually! Vegkat asked us to discuss … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/14/episode-169-johan-sebastian-blog/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/14/episode-169-johan-sebastian-blog/#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:30:48 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2501 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/12/14/episode-169-johan-sebastian-blog/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesTonight we’re joined by TheJohnBlog! Points of interest: Bridget was on the Smellcast – listen here and here! Check out the Diane Rehm Show We love Tom and Jerry, especially Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t My Baby Download: Episode 169emergency-pants.netTonight we’re joined by TheJohnBlog! Points of interest: Bridget was on the Smellcast – listen here and here! Check out the Diane Rehm Show We love Tom and Jerry, especially Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t My Baby Download: Episode 169Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/29/episode-168-is-that-the-thing/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/29/episode-168-is-that-the-thing/#comments Wed, 30 Nov 2011 03:31:49 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2478 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/29/episode-168-is-that-the-thing/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 168: Tony! Tonee! Toni! Discussed: Rude people at movies X-Files and Doctor Who Celery Um. I don’t remember what else. We talked. And laughed. It was fun! Download: Episode 168emergency-pants.netEpisode 168: Tony! Tonee! Toni! Discussed: Rude people at movies X-Files and Doctor Who Celery Um. I don’t remember what else. We talked. And laughed. It was fun! Download: Episode 168Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/15/episode-167-darren-mcgavin-appreciation-hour/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/15/episode-167-darren-mcgavin-appreciation-hour/#comments Wed, 16 Nov 2011 04:24:34 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2456

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/15/episode-167-darren-mcgavin-appreciation-hour/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 167: DANGERPANTS! And by that I mean we are joined by Tony Delgrosso! Thanks to Penny for letting us know about this year’s must have Christmas gift, Bag of Nails! Thanks to Jeremy for sending us two unrelated things! It’s fun to know what groups of animals are called Hippocelots. Or maybe Oceppos. We … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 167: DANGERPANTS! And by that I mean we are joined by Tony Delgrosso! Thanks to Penny for letting us know about this year’s must have Christmas gift, Bag of Nails! Thanks to Jeremy for sending us two unrelated things! It’s fun to know what groups of animals are called Hippocelots. Or maybe Oceppos. We … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/08/episode-166-perperderg/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/08/episode-166-perperderg/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 05:09:13 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2440

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/11/08/episode-166-perperderg/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 166, in which we learn the effects of masturbation – besides joy and sleepiness. We love Misfits and are mystified by Chav Star Bangle Danner is hilarious Bridget was on Story Time Podcast! Lookit, Emergency Pants! We heard from jules the bunny, Marshall, Vegkat, Jessica, Jason, Stephanie, Lindsay, Rachel, Evan, Elizabeth, and Brad Thanks … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 166, in which we learn the effects of masturbation – besides joy and sleepiness. We love Misfits and are mystified by Chav Star Bangle Danner is hilarious Bridget was on Story Time Podcast! Lookit, Emergency Pants! We heard from jules the bunny, Marshall, Vegkat, Jessica, Jason, Stephanie, Lindsay, Rachel, Evan, Elizabeth, and Brad Thanks … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/25/episode-165-halloweenie/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/25/episode-165-halloweenie/#comments Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:52:49 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2427 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/25/episode-165-halloweenie/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 165: WoooooooOOOOooooooOOOOooooooOOOOO! CREEEEEEEEEPY!!!!! Um. Or not. Shane got a venus flytrap Bridget went to a baby shower with the internet Boob restaurants Fall is a dick Halloween Scary movies Download: Episode 165emergency-pants.netEpisode 165: WoooooooOOOOooooooOOOOooooooOOOOO! CREEEEEEEEEPY!!!!! Um. Or not. Shane got a venus flytrap Bridget went to a baby shower with the internet Boob restaurants Fall is a dick Halloween Scary movies Download: Episode 165Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/18/episode-164-duck-face/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/18/episode-164-duck-face/#comments Wed, 19 Oct 2011 03:09:08 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2405

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/18/episode-164-duck-face/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 164, in which we interact with our Tumblr Bunnies! Shane has two new tumblrs – Proper Sex Acts and Rejected Crayon Colors yhf has a new webcomic tumblr that is AWESOME. Shane suggests sake mississippi-dick tells us about the electric Delorean Marshall tells us about electric cereal boxes Plus we hear from: Jewles Mr … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 164, in which we interact with our Tumblr Bunnies! Shane has two new tumblrs – Proper Sex Acts and Rejected Crayon Colors yhf has a new webcomic tumblr that is AWESOME. Shane suggests sake mississippi-dick tells us about the electric Delorean Marshall tells us about electric cereal boxes Plus we hear from: Jewles Mr … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/11/episode-163-bursl-prots/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/11/episode-163-bursl-prots/#comments Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:12:11 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2392 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/11/episode-163-bursl-prots/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 163: Your FACE occupies Wall Street! Tank is a dick Something something occupy Wall Street something Balls Listener love Shane is playing video games for sick chillens! Go donate! Thanks to smartasshat for the intro! Download: Episode 163emergency-pants.netEpisode 163: Your FACE occupies Wall Street! Tank is a dick Something something occupy Wall Street something Balls Listener love Shane is playing video games for sick chillens! Go donate! Thanks to smartasshat for the intro! Download: Episode 163Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/04/episode-162-seriously/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/04/episode-162-seriously/#comments Wed, 05 Oct 2011 02:09:55 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2373

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/10/04/episode-162-seriously/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 162: I mean, really? Cake flavored vodka Ever since Smartasshat did this awesome write up of Magnum ice cream bars, Bridget can’t get enough of them Ice cream monks Elizabeth sent us the Free Flexor video Brad sent us this Christians hate Pokemon video Thanks to Ben for this week’s intro! YAY BEN! Download: … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 162: I mean, really? Cake flavored vodka Ever since Smartasshat did this awesome write up of Magnum ice cream bars, Bridget can’t get enough of them Ice cream monks Elizabeth sent us the Free Flexor video Brad sent us this Christians hate Pokemon video Thanks to Ben for this week’s intro! YAY BEN! Download: … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/28/episode-161-thanks-mom/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/28/episode-161-thanks-mom/#comments Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:16:54 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2354 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/28/episode-161-thanks-mom/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpsiode 161: ELIZABETH PLAID, PEOPLE. Cat Genie Starbucks love Kat got in touch about the INCINOLET! Ben, Brad, and Fey Driver are all awesome. We love you, Tim! Download: Episode 161emergency-pants.netEpsiode 161: ELIZABETH PLAID, PEOPLE. Cat Genie Starbucks love Kat got in touch about the INCINOLET! Ben, Brad, and Fey Driver are all awesome. We love you, Tim! Download: Episode 161Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/21/episode-160-our-listeners-did-all-the-work/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/21/episode-160-our-listeners-did-all-the-work/#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:41:37 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2332

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/21/episode-160-our-listeners-did-all-the-work/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 160: You like us! YOU REALLY LIKE US! We answer emails from Penny, Justin, Brad, Alyssa, and Elizabeth, and questions from Delgrosso, Lindsay, Marshall, and Vegkat. HI EVERYBODY! Joe & Kelly have a kickstarter project! Check it out, won’t you? Adam Moe is awesome Penny would like contributors to her new food blog. ARE YOU UP … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 160: You like us! YOU REALLY LIKE US! We answer emails from Penny, Justin, Brad, Alyssa, and Elizabeth, and questions from Delgrosso, Lindsay, Marshall, and Vegkat. HI EVERYBODY! Joe & Kelly have a kickstarter project! Check it out, won’t you? Adam Moe is awesome Penny would like contributors to her new food blog. ARE YOU UP … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/12/episode-159-dickenballs/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/12/episode-159-dickenballs/#comments Tue, 13 Sep 2011 02:02:36 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2318 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/12/episode-159-dickenballs/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 159: ALL OF THE UNNECESSARY SLEEP AIDS! Kat emailed us some awesome stuff, including this video Hi Alyssa in Canada! Bridget picks a fight with robthebanker, but he totally backs down The origin story of “emergency pants” OMG AMY AND BAY ARE BACK Other things! Download: Episode 159emergency-pants.netEpisode 159: ALL OF THE UNNECESSARY SLEEP AIDS! Kat emailed us some awesome stuff, including this video Hi Alyssa in Canada! Bridget picks a fight with robthebanker, but he totally backs down The origin story of “emergency pants” OMG AMY AND BAY ARE BACK Other things! Download: Episode 159Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/06/episode-158-your-face-is-interesting/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/06/episode-158-your-face-is-interesting/#comments Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:06:10 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2300

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/09/06/episode-158-your-face-is-interesting/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 158, in which we’re joined by the interesting Trinity! We play a voice mail from Matt and read emails from Kat, Penny and Elizabeth Penny pointed us in the direction of the Shove Glove -look out! Elizabeth told us about this thinkgeek thingie and her 8tracks profile Kat reminds us that you can visit … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 158, in which we’re joined by the interesting Trinity! We play a voice mail from Matt and read emails from Kat, Penny and Elizabeth Penny pointed us in the direction of the Shove Glove -look out! Elizabeth told us about this thinkgeek thingie and her 8tracks profile Kat reminds us that you can visit … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/30/episode-157-suckers-and-rubes/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/30/episode-157-suckers-and-rubes/#comments Wed, 31 Aug 2011 02:28:21 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2284 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/30/episode-157-suckers-and-rubes/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 157: We think you guys are swell! Bridget went to CHSH, got drunk, and blames Lindsay Shane got a stitch from Man Junk aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys Kitties with People Names! GO LOOK! We answer questions from Elizabethplaid and Erik Bates Download: Episode 157emergency-pants.netEpisode 157: We think you guys are swell! Bridget went to CHSH, got drunk, and blames Lindsay Shane got a stitch from Man Junk aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys Kitties with People Names! GO LOOK! We answer questions from Elizabethplaid and Erik Bates Download: Episode 157Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/23/episode-156-nips-apopping/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/23/episode-156-nips-apopping/#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2011 02:56:04 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2265 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/23/episode-156-nips-apopping/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 156: Something something boobs something We answer questions from crosseyedstitch, rartastic and Penny Bridget loves Fishing with John Penny and Johnny are famous! Shane has been watching Hillybilly Hand Fishin’ Doctor Who is coming back! Jamie wrote a book! CHECK IT OUT! Shane loves his Sennheiser headset and earbuds! Download: Episode 156emergency-pants.netEpisode 156: Something something boobs something We answer questions from crosseyedstitch, rartastic and Penny Bridget loves Fishing with John Penny and Johnny are famous! Shane has been watching Hillybilly Hand Fishin’ Doctor Who is coming back! Jamie wrote a book! CHECK IT OUT! Shane loves his Sennheiser headset and earbuds! Download: Episode 156Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/15/episode-155-question-who-would-win-in-a-fight-bears-or-emergency-pants/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/15/episode-155-question-who-would-win-in-a-fight-bears-or-emergency-pants/#comments Tue, 16 Aug 2011 02:20:26 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2250 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/15/episode-155-question-who-would-win-in-a-fight-bears-or-emergency-pants/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 155 is the episode to end ALL EPISODES! OR SOMETHING! We answer questions/discuss topics supplied by Alyssa from Canada, 2yellows, thejohnblog, smartgrrrl, lindstifa, yhf, smartasshat, and inthefade! Topics include: It’s not stalking, it’s being polite Politicians: human or not? Cheese Keeping it real Fud Download: Episode 155emergency-pants.netEpisode 155 is the episode to end ALL EPISODES! OR SOMETHING! We answer questions/discuss topics supplied by Alyssa from Canada, 2yellows, thejohnblog, smartgrrrl, lindstifa, yhf, smartasshat, and inthefade! Topics include: It’s not stalking, it’s being polite Politicians: human or not? Cheese Keeping it real Fud Download: Episode 155Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/09/episode-154-thats-a-lot-of-nuts/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/09/episode-154-thats-a-lot-of-nuts/#comments Wed, 10 Aug 2011 03:24:00 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2231

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/09/episode-154-thats-a-lot-of-nuts/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 154, in which we are joined by Matt Doucette! He says funny things on the internet, he’s half of Fake Band Name with Bridget, he makes comics, and he stitches. Damn, man, that’s a lot of stuff! We got emails from Kat and Shawn sharing their first musical purchases That really is a lot … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 154, in which we are joined by Matt Doucette! He says funny things on the internet, he’s half of Fake Band Name with Bridget, he makes comics, and he stitches. Damn, man, that’s a lot of stuff! We got emails from Kat and Shawn sharing their first musical purchases That really is a lot … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/02/episode-153-all-those-crusty-socks/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/02/episode-153-all-those-crusty-socks/#comments Wed, 03 Aug 2011 02:08:40 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2213 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/08/02/episode-153-all-those-crusty-socks/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 153 -*knock knock knock* Honey? What are you doing in there? Emails! Eeeeeeeee!!! Matt aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys sent Bridget a pressie! Penny made Bridget a boss playlist Shane’s in love and you better accept it even if it’s not traditional, dammit We demand ninjas Download: Episode 153 (hehehe – load)emergency-pants.netEpisode 153 -*knock knock knock* Honey? What are you doing in there? Emails! Eeeeeeeee!!! Matt aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys sent Bridget a pressie! Penny made Bridget a boss playlist Shane’s in love and you better accept it even if it’s not traditional, dammit We demand ninjas Download: Episode 153 (hehehe – load)Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/26/episode-152-ramblecast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/26/episode-152-ramblecast/#comments Wed, 27 Jul 2011 03:22:32 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2196

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/26/episode-152-ramblecast/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 152: We’re all over the place and junk! Thanks to Penny for telling us about her friend’s awesome and hilarious write-up of her experience with cancer and about this article that sounds eerily like Bridget The Butt Slasher has us saddened and confused Swedish Fish Oh, hello – have a hand job Join Spotify … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 152: We’re all over the place and junk! Thanks to Penny for telling us about her friend’s awesome and hilarious write-up of her experience with cancer and about this article that sounds eerily like Bridget The Butt Slasher has us saddened and confused Swedish Fish Oh, hello – have a hand job Join Spotify … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/19/episode-151-yiffing/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/19/episode-151-yiffing/#comments Wed, 20 Jul 2011 03:51:18 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2177 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/19/episode-151-yiffing/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 151: Now with 100% more YHF! Touch by an Uncle It’s hot as balls! Working at a place with a walk-in freezer is awesome A message from the awesome Toppie Smellie! Lots of other things! I was laughing too much to remember them! Download: Episode 151emergency-pants.netEpisode 151: Now with 100% more YHF! Touch by an Uncle It’s hot as balls! Working at a place with a walk-in freezer is awesome A message from the awesome Toppie Smellie! Lots of other things! I was laughing too much to remember them! Download: Episode 151Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/11/episode-150-our-cats-ourselves/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/11/episode-150-our-cats-ourselves/#comments Tue, 12 Jul 2011 03:38:08 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2160

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/07/11/episode-150-our-cats-ourselves/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 150, in which we are 12 year old boys. AS USUALLY. Pam sent us a voicemail! Hi Pam! Jeremy, Justin and Rob sent us emails! O HAI GUYS! We discuss the awesomeness that is Cracker Finishing School for Boys Shane will be on the Story Time Podcast! How to deactivate a cat The Jam … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 150, in which we are 12 year old boys. AS USUALLY. Pam sent us a voicemail! Hi Pam! Jeremy, Justin and Rob sent us emails! O HAI GUYS! We discuss the awesomeness that is Cracker Finishing School for Boys Shane will be on the Story Time Podcast! How to deactivate a cat The Jam … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/29/episode-149-masturbation-foundation/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/29/episode-149-masturbation-foundation/#comments Thu, 30 Jun 2011 02:21:29 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2139

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/29/episode-149-masturbation-foundation/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 149: Time to sauce the taco! Daniel emailed us about The Art of Seduction. GROSS. Ben dropped us a line about Minnesota being too polite to ask for federal funding Bridget’s brother Rob sends us his favorite Urban Dictionary entry We plug Shane’s Are You Sure You Want To Cancel? tumblr Bridget plugs the … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 149: Time to sauce the taco! Daniel emailed us about The Art of Seduction. GROSS. Ben dropped us a line about Minnesota being too polite to ask for federal funding Bridget’s brother Rob sends us his favorite Urban Dictionary entry We plug Shane’s Are You Sure You Want To Cancel? tumblr Bridget plugs the … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/22/episode-148-go-ahead-caller/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/22/episode-148-go-ahead-caller/#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 01:54:02 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2118 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/22/episode-148-go-ahead-caller/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 148: We take your calls! And do UNSPEAKABLE things with them! We got emails from Vegkat and Tim! We take calls from VSC, Penny Nickels, and Shae! Bridget’s brother Rob send an email about Go The Fuck to Sleep! Download: Episode 148emergency-pants.netEpisode 148: We take your calls! And do UNSPEAKABLE things with them! We got emails from Vegkat and Tim! We take calls from VSC, Penny Nickels, and Shae! Bridget’s brother Rob send an email about Go The Fuck to Sleep! Download: Episode 148Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/14/episode-147-katenzwein/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/14/episode-147-katenzwein/#comments Wed, 15 Jun 2011 02:06:24 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2103 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/14/episode-147-katenzwein/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 147, in which we are joined by Pam from Hip To Be A Square podcast! We talked about a lot of stuff! It was fun! Also: wine. Here, go look at this kitten in a hamster ball! Download: Episode 147emergency-pants.netEpisode 147, in which we are joined by Pam from Hip To Be A Square podcast! We talked about a lot of stuff! It was fun! Also: wine. Here, go look at this kitten in a hamster ball! Download: Episode 147Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/08/episode-146-pass-the-gavel/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/08/episode-146-pass-the-gavel/#comments Thu, 09 Jun 2011 02:55:32 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2089 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/06/08/episode-146-pass-the-gavel/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 146: Something something fart joke something. Shane passes up a gavel Bridget is self-medicating with margaritas We love Steve Purcell, the creator of Sam & Max Lindsay sent Bridget puppies! Hi to TJ and Pam! Download: Episode 146emergency-pants.netEpisode 146: Something something fart joke something. Shane passes up a gavel Bridget is self-medicating with margaritas We love Steve Purcell, the creator of Sam & Max Lindsay sent Bridget puppies! Hi to TJ and Pam! Download: Episode 146Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/31/episode-145-bitch-cutting-averted/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/31/episode-145-bitch-cutting-averted/#comments Wed, 01 Jun 2011 01:37:37 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2071

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/31/episode-145-bitch-cutting-averted/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 145: Don’t cut a bitch, Kat, we’re totally here! Bridget talks about the Maker Faire Rum. RUNNERS. Mongolian barbecue Nazi Evan asks if we’re aware of merkins, and we school him Amber asked about Andriod apps – here’s Shane’s list Hi to Pam from Hip to Be a Square podcast Martin Hsu, Nidhi Chadnani, … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 145: Don’t cut a bitch, Kat, we’re totally here! Bridget talks about the Maker Faire Rum. RUNNERS. Mongolian barbecue Nazi Evan asks if we’re aware of merkins, and we school him Amber asked about Andriod apps – here’s Shane’s list Hi to Pam from Hip to Be a Square podcast Martin Hsu, Nidhi Chadnani, … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/18/episode-144-it-the-katkast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/18/episode-144-it-the-katkast/#comments Thu, 19 May 2011 02:40:02 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2049 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/18/episode-144-it-the-katkast/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 144: Oh my god you guys! It’s KAT! Junderpants! Fairytale of New York If I Should Fall From Grace With God totally sounds like The Sun Exit 57 and Vacant Lot are both hilarious! We love the unexplained! What’s your buddy crime solving show? Download: Episode 144emergency-pants.netEpisode 144: Oh my god you guys! It’s KAT! Junderpants! Fairytale of New York If I Should Fall From Grace With God totally sounds like The Sun Exit 57 and Vacant Lot are both hilarious! We love the unexplained! What’s your buddy crime solving show? Download: Episode 144Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/10/episode-143-does-this-rag-smell-like-ether/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/10/episode-143-does-this-rag-smell-like-ether/#comments Wed, 11 May 2011 03:17:53 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2026

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/05/10/episode-143-does-this-rag-smell-like-ether/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 143: WE’RE BACK, BITCHES! Shane tells us about his sweet new digs! GIANT FUCKING BUMBLEBEE Maus says hi! Over and over! Ben told us about the passive Midwestern advertising at Bushel Boy Midwestern Greeting Cards – they need to be a thing! Again! Bridget and Matt started a Fake Band Name blog! Download: Episode … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 143: WE’RE BACK, BITCHES! Shane tells us about his sweet new digs! GIANT FUCKING BUMBLEBEE Maus says hi! Over and over! Ben told us about the passive Midwestern advertising at Bushel Boy Midwestern Greeting Cards – they need to be a thing! Again! Bridget and Matt started a Fake Band Name blog! Download: Episode … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/26/episode-142-the-jamcast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/26/episode-142-the-jamcast/#comments Wed, 27 Apr 2011 02:04:32 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=2012 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/26/episode-142-the-jamcast/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 142: JAM HANDS! Penny sent us some SUPER GROSS ADS Go. Look. Also, Penny sent us a link to her internet boyfriend. Check it out! Tim from Tastes Like Burning sent us an email – hi Tim! General Bitching Ice cream The lost episodes of Emergency Pants Download: Episode 142emergency-pants.netEpisode 142: JAM HANDS! Penny sent us some SUPER GROSS ADS Go. Look. Also, Penny sent us a link to her internet boyfriend. Check it out! Tim from Tastes Like Burning sent us an email – hi Tim! General Bitching Ice cream The lost episodes of Emergency Pants Download: Episode 142Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/19/episode-141-im-gonna-go-pee-from-my-vagina/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/19/episode-141-im-gonna-go-pee-from-my-vagina/#comments Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:55:45 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1997 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/19/episode-141-im-gonna-go-pee-from-my-vagina/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 141: We’re back and junk! A tale of two couches Bridget went to a thing and met Lindsay, Nicky, Michele, and many others! The Runny Bunny, Trixie Delicious, and Christopher Uminga all make cool stuff! cats Bridget and Penny started a new blog! Download: Episode 141emergency-pants.netEpisode 141: We’re back and junk! A tale of two couches Bridget went to a thing and met Lindsay, Nicky, Michele, and many others! The Runny Bunny, Trixie Delicious, and Christopher Uminga all make cool stuff! cats Bridget and Penny started a new blog! Download: Episode 141Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/05/episode-140-240-worth-of-podcast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/05/episode-140-240-worth-of-podcast/#comments Wed, 06 Apr 2011 03:53:59 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1982 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/04/05/episode-140-240-worth-of-podcast/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 140: Awwwwwww yeah! John Callahan was awesome Funky Sofa is funky Don’t Look Down Wishes My Bodyguard Other things! Download: Episode 140emergency-pants.netEpisode 140: Awwwwwww yeah! John Callahan was awesome Funky Sofa is funky Don’t Look Down Wishes My Bodyguard Other things! Download: Episode 140Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/22/episode-139-tic-tac-twat/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/22/episode-139-tic-tac-twat/#comments Wed, 23 Mar 2011 02:19:59 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1956 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/22/episode-139-tic-tac-twat/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 139, in which things happen! We got a voicemail from Christopher WalkenMatt! This is the funniest damn thing that has ever happened. For real. Shane can raise a single eyebrow, wink and whistle. Bridget can’t. *sad trombone* We visit the Uncanny Valley Bridget might be Joan Jett Download: Episode 139emergency-pants.netEpisode 139, in which things happen! We got a voicemail from Christopher WalkenMatt! This is the funniest damn thing that has ever happened. For real. Shane can raise a single eyebrow, wink and whistle. Bridget can’t. *sad trombone* We visit the Uncanny Valley Bridget might be Joan Jett Download: Episode 139Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/15/138-your-boney-m-is-showing/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/15/138-your-boney-m-is-showing/#comments Wed, 16 Mar 2011 03:07:49 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1940 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/15/138-your-boney-m-is-showing/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesOh my god, you guys! It’s the FEY DRIVER! Fey tells us all about the Pink Wheelnuts podcast We cheer on the Casey/Zangief Kid Behold! Boney M! We want Solo Wheels THIS HOUSE IS AWESOME Moo and Oink We also talk about awesome bathrooms, portable showers, and cheese Download: Episode 138emergency-pants.netOh my god, you guys! It’s the FEY DRIVER! Fey tells us all about the Pink Wheelnuts podcast We cheer on the Casey/Zangief Kid Behold! Boney M! We want Solo Wheels THIS HOUSE IS AWESOME Moo and Oink We also talk about awesome bathrooms, portable showers, and cheese Download: Episode 138Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/08/episode-137-ive-never-snapped-into-me/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/08/episode-137-ive-never-snapped-into-me/#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:22:59 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1921 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/08/episode-137-ive-never-snapped-into-me/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 137: I dunno. What. Bras Make-up Vibrator burns Pussy Seeking Missions Bridget refuses to eat feces apples We got voicemails from Matt! Thanks, Matt! Download: Episode 137emergency-pants.netEpisode 137: I dunno. What. Bras Make-up Vibrator burns Pussy Seeking Missions Bridget refuses to eat feces apples We got voicemails from Matt! Thanks, Matt! Download: Episode 137Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/01/episode-136-we-got-nothin/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/01/episode-136-we-got-nothin/#comments Wed, 02 Mar 2011 03:24:51 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1900 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/03/01/episode-136-we-got-nothin/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 136: Oh my God, you guys! It’s MARSHALL! Shane enjoyed God’s Pizza! Roku, won’t you? Thank you! Maus has pooplosions Marshall lived in Stars Hollow Shannon is awesome! Did I mention that we love Natalie Dee? Download: Episode 136emergency-pants.netEpisode 136: Oh my God, you guys! It’s MARSHALL! Shane enjoyed God’s Pizza! Roku, won’t you? Thank you! Maus has pooplosions Marshall lived in Stars Hollow Shannon is awesome! Did I mention that we love Natalie Dee? Download: Episode 136Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/23/episode-135-anti-bacterial-body-of-christ/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/23/episode-135-anti-bacterial-body-of-christ/#comments Thu, 24 Feb 2011 04:01:32 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1883

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/23/episode-135-anti-bacterial-body-of-christ/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 135 and junk! Did we mention that we love Natalie Dee? The body of Christ is very unsanitary Two Stupid Dogs! Thanks to the Fey Driverand Toppie Smellie from the Smellcast for making Bridget blush and for the shout out for Emergency Pants! Catfish devastated Bridget Other things Stuff People It has been … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 135 and junk! Did we mention that we love Natalie Dee? The body of Christ is very unsanitary Two Stupid Dogs! Thanks to the Fey Driverand Toppie Smellie from the Smellcast for making Bridget blush and for the shout out for Emergency Pants! Catfish devastated Bridget Other things Stuff People It has been … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/15/episode-134-svickovacast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/15/episode-134-svickovacast/#comments Wed, 16 Feb 2011 03:18:26 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1865 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/15/episode-134-svickovacast/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 134 will stick to your ribs! The Bohemian Cafe is awesome. SVICKOVA FOREVER! For Alyssa: guy cries when his car is towed This kitten video is awesome Download: Episode 134emergency-pants.netEpisode 134 will stick to your ribs! The Bohemian Cafe is awesome. SVICKOVA FOREVER! For Alyssa: guy cries when his car is towed This kitten video is awesome Download: Episode 134Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/08/episode-133-cool-hwhip/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/08/episode-133-cool-hwhip/#comments Wed, 09 Feb 2011 03:57:05 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1840 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/08/episode-133-cool-hwhip/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 133: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Jim! We got a message from Toppie Smellie from The Smellcast! Rachel McKay is awesome! Happy Birthday, Alyssa! Farting penguin! Jim recommends White Ninja Comics Hi Vegkat! Hi Keri! Download: Episode 133emergency-pants.netEpisode 133: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Jim! We got a message from Toppie Smellie from The Smellcast! Rachel McKay is awesome! Happy Birthday, Alyssa! Farting penguin! Jim recommends White Ninja Comics Hi Vegkat! Hi Keri! Download: Episode 133Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/01/episode-132-mashed-perderders/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/01/episode-132-mashed-perderders/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2011 03:35:56 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1821 http://emergency-pants.net/2011/02/01/episode-132-mashed-perderders/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpiode 132: Did I ever tell you my frozen semen story? Hi to Jim, Dana, Stephanie, Feydriver, Toppie Smellie, and Joe and Kelly! sports What are freezer biscuts? Bridget explains Totoro and Miyazaki Thanks to Natalie Dee once again for our cover art! Download: Episode 132emergency-pants.netEpiode 132: Did I ever tell you my frozen semen story? Hi to Jim, Dana, Stephanie, Feydriver, Toppie Smellie, and Joe and Kelly! sports What are freezer biscuts? Bridget explains Totoro and Miyazaki Thanks to Natalie Dee once again for our cover art! Download: Episode 132Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/25/episode-131-an-airing-of-grievances/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/25/episode-131-an-airing-of-grievances/#comments Wed, 26 Jan 2011 03:09:00 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1800

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/25/episode-131-an-airing-of-grievances/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesHi Pam! Hi Tara! Hi Alyssa! Hi Alissa! Justin describes a new weather phenomenon: “shaneclone” Hi Matt! Pocketcontents provides alcohol engineering solutions. Human cheese. *hhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrgh* Baby monkey riding on a pig! Also, we discuss topics provided by misschasse, Robyn Lindstifa, katefeetie and giddygirlie. Stuff came through from briliantlyfreakish and yhf after we wrapped up, but … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netHi Pam! Hi Tara! Hi Alyssa! Hi Alissa! Justin describes a new weather phenomenon: “shaneclone” Hi Matt! Pocketcontents provides alcohol engineering solutions. Human cheese. *hhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrgh* Baby monkey riding on a pig! Also, we discuss topics provided by misschasse, Robyn Lindstifa, katefeetie and giddygirlie. Stuff came through from briliantlyfreakish and yhf after we wrapped up, but … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/18/episode-130-our-podcast-ourselves/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/18/episode-130-our-podcast-ourselves/#comments Wed, 19 Jan 2011 03:17:49 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1779

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/18/episode-130-our-podcast-ourselves/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 130: We explore the strange new sensations we’ve been experiencing in our budding young bodies. Aaaaah, I’m just fucking with you! We talk about stuff. And things. Shane is going to punch dance his rage and beat up all of Omaha! LOOK OUT. Hi Katy! Hi Justin! Hi Ben! We discuss bathroom incidents Bridget … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 130: We explore the strange new sensations we’ve been experiencing in our budding young bodies. Aaaaah, I’m just fucking with you! We talk about stuff. And things. Shane is going to punch dance his rage and beat up all of Omaha! LOOK OUT. Hi Katy! Hi Justin! Hi Ben! We discuss bathroom incidents Bridget … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/12/episode-129-askholes/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/12/episode-129-askholes/#comments Wed, 12 Jan 2011 05:24:49 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1766

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/12/episode-129-askholes/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 129: Your FACE is your Mom! Wait, what? We bitch about the snow We answer questions from Rachel and Shae Hi Jamie in the hospital! (He’s on the road to recovery, thank goodness) OMG YOU GUYS SHANE DOES THE FRANK NOISE You can ask us stuff! Bridget and Shane, respectively. We’re on Goodreads! Bridget … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 129: Your FACE is your Mom! Wait, what? We bitch about the snow We answer questions from Rachel and Shae Hi Jamie in the hospital! (He’s on the road to recovery, thank goodness) OMG YOU GUYS SHANE DOES THE FRANK NOISE You can ask us stuff! Bridget and Shane, respectively. We’re on Goodreads! Bridget … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/04/episode-128-healthy-and-sexually-attractive/ http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/04/episode-128-healthy-and-sexually-attractive/#comments Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:38:01 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1739

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2011/01/04/episode-128-healthy-and-sexually-attractive/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesHi Joe and Kelly on the podcast! Joe did stand up! GO WATCH! Josh Grobin sings the tweets of Kanye West Penny sent us stuff! Check out German Chessboxing Championship story and video and her friend Roy’s Christmas songs! Marshall left us a voicemail! Hi Marshall! John Swartzwelder writes funny books! Go to Goodreads and … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netHi Joe and Kelly on the podcast! Joe did stand up! GO WATCH! Josh Grobin sings the tweets of Kanye West Penny sent us stuff! Check out German Chessboxing Championship story and video and her friend Roy’s Christmas songs! Marshall left us a voicemail! Hi Marshall! John Swartzwelder writes funny books! Go to Goodreads and … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/28/episode-127-pissycast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/28/episode-127-pissycast/#comments Wed, 29 Dec 2010 03:27:49 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1720 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/28/episode-127-pissycast/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 127: We’re pissy! Whatever! Uke Youtube Channel! Maximum Overdrive and Tremors We got loot for Kweznuz! Movies we loved when we were kids Download: Episode 127emergency-pants.netEpisode 127: We’re pissy! Whatever! Uke Youtube Channel! Maximum Overdrive and Tremors We got loot for Kweznuz! Movies we loved when we were kids Download: Episode 127Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/21/episode-one-twenty-potato/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/21/episode-one-twenty-potato/#comments Wed, 22 Dec 2010 04:27:10 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1699 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/21/episode-one-twenty-potato/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesOH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!! TONY*** IS ON THE SHOW!!! We talk about some snarky cards Bridget goes on about Homestar Runner crying again Shane is green with jealous rage over Tony’s AR thingie Lots of other things that I don’t remember Download: Episode 12potatoemergency-pants.netOH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!! TONY*** IS ON THE SHOW!!! We talk about some snarky cards Bridget goes on about Homestar Runner crying again Shane is green with jealous rage over Tony’s AR thingie Lots of other things that I don’t remember Download: Episode 12potatoBridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/14/episode-125-emergency-trousers-the-sixth/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/14/episode-125-emergency-trousers-the-sixth/#comments Wed, 15 Dec 2010 01:57:09 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1672 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/14/episode-125-emergency-trousers-the-sixth/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 125: We’re shooting the shit with our chum Jamie! HOLY SHITBALLS LOOK AT THIS FISH! The country’s newest game show sensation, Place That Spoon! This candle smells like a man Jamie geeks out over ActiveWords Shane recommends Limbo Download: Episode 125emergency-pants.netEpisode 125: We’re shooting the shit with our chum Jamie! HOLY SHITBALLS LOOK AT THIS FISH! The country’s newest game show sensation, Place That Spoon! This candle smells like a man Jamie geeks out over ActiveWords Shane recommends Limbo Download: Episode 125Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/07/episode-124-pass-the-plate/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/07/episode-124-pass-the-plate/#comments Wed, 08 Dec 2010 03:58:32 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1659 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/12/07/episode-124-pass-the-plate/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 124: Oh yeah? Well, your MOM tithes! In this episode: Pause Grits to Glitz Pre-Cana Religion Your Mom Download: Episode 124emergency-pants.netEpisode 124: Oh yeah? Well, your MOM tithes! In this episode: Pause Grits to Glitz Pre-Cana Religion Your Mom Download: Episode 124Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/30/episode-123-long-time-no-see/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/30/episode-123-long-time-no-see/#comments Wed, 01 Dec 2010 02:55:37 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1649

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/30/episode-123-long-time-no-see/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 123: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing! Falcons? Assholes. Shane has a good cry over Seymour Bridget tells the story of the WORST MOVIE EVER Shane broke his eyes Bridget broke her head We talk about video games for a little bit. Who do we think we are, Gameluv? Bridget was in … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 123: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing! Falcons? Assholes. Shane has a good cry over Seymour Bridget tells the story of the WORST MOVIE EVER Shane broke his eyes Bridget broke her head We talk about video games for a little bit. Who do we think we are, Gameluv? Bridget was in … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/16/episode-122-clam-adjuster/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/16/episode-122-clam-adjuster/#comments Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:19:18 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1630

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/16/episode-122-clam-adjuster/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 122: No Snuggies were harmed in the recording of this podcast. Merlin Mann, who is a goddamn class act, said nice things about Bridget and her cross stitching on Mac Break Weekly! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (45:30 minutes in – check it out!) Trader Joes opened in Omaha, and it’s filled with hipsters and hippies! We talk about … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 122: No Snuggies were harmed in the recording of this podcast. Merlin Mann, who is a goddamn class act, said nice things about Bridget and her cross stitching on Mac Break Weekly! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (45:30 minutes in – check it out!) Trader Joes opened in Omaha, and it’s filled with hipsters and hippies! We talk about … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/09/episode-121-does-it-does-it-really/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/09/episode-121-does-it-does-it-really/#comments Wed, 10 Nov 2010 03:00:43 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1620 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/09/episode-121-does-it-does-it-really/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 121, bitches! It Gets Better? Ben sent us a link to his sack! I mean, mysack! We finally give Shae the attention she deserves for the awesome song she made us! Hi Fey Driver! President Dog’s embarrassing brother Relax and let it happen: Episode 121emergency-pants.netEpisode 121, bitches! It Gets Better? Ben sent us a link to his sack! I mean, mysack! We finally give Shae the attention she deserves for the awesome song she made us! Hi Fey Driver! President Dog’s embarrassing brother Relax and let it happen: Episode 121Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/02/episode-120-my-name-is-a-killing-word/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/02/episode-120-my-name-is-a-killing-word/#comments Wed, 03 Nov 2010 03:13:59 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1594

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/11/02/episode-120-my-name-is-a-killing-word/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 120, with the awesome Penny Nickels and a Johnny Murder cameo! President Dog and Time Cat Night Man! and Kitten Mittens! TV shows are the great equalizer An American Drunk Ballz Small Wonder We forgot to talk about it because we are douches, but check out this awesome song Shae made for us! SO … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 120, with the awesome Penny Nickels and a Johnny Murder cameo! President Dog and Time Cat Night Man! and Kitten Mittens! TV shows are the great equalizer An American Drunk Ballz Small Wonder We forgot to talk about it because we are douches, but check out this awesome song Shae made for us! SO … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/26/episode-119-tank-warfare/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/26/episode-119-tank-warfare/#comments Wed, 27 Oct 2010 03:50:01 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1582 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/26/episode-119-tank-warfare/feed/ 9 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 119, which contains one of the best fart stories EVER this week! You can buy Emergency Pants stuff here! How can Howie Woo be our fan when we are fans of Howie Woo? Check out Howie’s heartbreaking work of staggering genius, Robots Are Poor Tippers Cats Also: fart. Download: Episode 119emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 119, which contains one of the best fart stories EVER this week! You can buy Emergency Pants stuff here! How can Howie Woo be our fan when we are fans of Howie Woo? Check out Howie’s heartbreaking work of staggering genius, Robots Are Poor Tippers Cats Also: fart. Download: Episode 119Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/19/episode-118-chibi-pants/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/19/episode-118-chibi-pants/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 02:48:46 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1565 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/19/episode-118-chibi-pants/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 118, in which we are joined by Katy of GameLuv! YAY! Marshall told our about Kickstarter, which is awesome. Go support his project! There should be a douchebag scoring system Katy shares zapatag with us Go watch this video! Download: Episode 118emergency-pants.netEpisode 118, in which we are joined by Katy of GameLuv! YAY! Marshall told our about Kickstarter, which is awesome. Go support his project! There should be a douchebag scoring system Katy shares zapatag with us Go watch this video! Download: Episode 118Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/12/episode-117-did-you-already-masturbate/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/12/episode-117-did-you-already-masturbate/#comments Wed, 13 Oct 2010 02:17:24 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1557 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/12/episode-117-did-you-already-masturbate/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/05/episode-116-gravy-needs/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/05/episode-116-gravy-needs/#comments Wed, 06 Oct 2010 02:45:16 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1547 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/10/05/episode-116-gravy-needs/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 116: It’sa me! Gravio! Bridget is the third caller! Penny sent us the Big Kids Guide to Turtles – thanks, Penny! VOICEMAIL! VOICEMAIL FROM SHAE! OOOOooooOOOooooh! Shane has robots More Pantscon attendees confirmed Ants! At the Drive-In! Download: Episode 116emergency-pants.netEpisode 116: It’sa me! Gravio! Bridget is the third caller! Penny sent us the Big Kids Guide to Turtles – thanks, Penny! VOICEMAIL! VOICEMAIL FROM SHAE! OOOOooooOOOooooh! Shane has robots More Pantscon attendees confirmed Ants! At the Drive-In! Download: Episode 116Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/28/episode-115-mommy-needs-a-minute/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/28/episode-115-mommy-needs-a-minute/#comments Wed, 29 Sep 2010 04:34:10 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1528

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/28/episode-115-mommy-needs-a-minute/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesBridget tries to get drunk and is thwarted by her own clumsiness Ken Burns is a smartypants, but that’s okay Shane’s cat Maus had a pooplosion Pantscon 2011 We got emails from Alyssa, Pam and Katy! Hi again to Toppie Smellie of the Smellcast and Bridget sincerely apologizes to Walter. Clair is AWESOME! Download: Episode … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netBridget tries to get drunk and is thwarted by her own clumsiness Ken Burns is a smartypants, but that’s okay Shane’s cat Maus had a pooplosion Pantscon 2011 We got emails from Alyssa, Pam and Katy! Hi again to Toppie Smellie of the Smellcast and Bridget sincerely apologizes to Walter. Clair is AWESOME! Download: Episode … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/21/episode-114-fan-appreciation-and-recognition-telecast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/21/episode-114-fan-appreciation-and-recognition-telecast/#comments Wed, 22 Sep 2010 01:54:41 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1497 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/21/episode-114-fan-appreciation-and-recognition-telecast/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 114: We love you guys. Happy things! We got emails from Gavin and Pam Hi to Alyssa in Canada, Katy, and the Fey Driver Bridget’s loving the Smellcast ANGRY THINGS! This camera commercial gave us angry jazz hands! If you HAVE to talk in the bathroom, PLEASE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT! Download: Episode 114emergency-pants.netEpisode 114: We love you guys. Happy things! We got emails from Gavin and Pam Hi to Alyssa in Canada, Katy, and the Fey Driver Bridget’s loving the Smellcast ANGRY THINGS! This camera commercial gave us angry jazz hands! If you HAVE to talk in the bathroom, PLEASE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT! Download: Episode 114Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/15/episode-113-fresh-balls/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/15/episode-113-fresh-balls/#comments Thu, 16 Sep 2010 01:30:25 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1493

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/15/episode-113-fresh-balls/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesDear Listeners, Hey there! You look fantastic – and I just *love* your sweater! Anyway… We talked for an hour but our cunting recording software stopped after a half hour and now we’re sad. We talked about cunts and religion AND read some letters. We’ll just have to do it again next week! In the … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netDear Listeners, Hey there! You look fantastic – and I just *love* your sweater! Anyway… We talked for an hour but our cunting recording software stopped after a half hour and now we’re sad. We talked about cunts and religion AND read some letters. We’ll just have to do it again next week! In the … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/07/episode-112-what-are-we-gonna-call-this-fucker/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/07/episode-112-what-are-we-gonna-call-this-fucker/#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:10:35 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1481

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/09/07/episode-112-what-are-we-gonna-call-this-fucker/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 112: Filled with twangy goodness courtesy of Marshall! Our guest Marshall makes neat things. For reals! Julie Jackson: is she Boo Radley? Silicon Zoo – I dunno. Ask Shane and Marshall. Shane’s tying knots in shit. We beseech you – do not talk on the phone in public bathrooms. It’s just not right. Yarn … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 112: Filled with twangy goodness courtesy of Marshall! Our guest Marshall makes neat things. For reals! Julie Jackson: is she Boo Radley? Silicon Zoo – I dunno. Ask Shane and Marshall. Shane’s tying knots in shit. We beseech you – do not talk on the phone in public bathrooms. It’s just not right. Yarn … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/31/episode-111-emergency-pants-the-musical/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/31/episode-111-emergency-pants-the-musical/#comments Wed, 01 Sep 2010 03:31:45 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1472

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/31/episode-111-emergency-pants-the-musical/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 111: And a-one and a-two and a-three and PANTS and step and step and FOSSE and JAZZ HANDS! We crack ourselves up Bridget tells the Dyson guy to take the goddamn marbles out of his mouth when he talks We create a system for dealing with stupidity Steak. We love Richard Cheese, and we … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 111: And a-one and a-two and a-three and PANTS and step and step and FOSSE and JAZZ HANDS! We crack ourselves up Bridget tells the Dyson guy to take the goddamn marbles out of his mouth when he talks We create a system for dealing with stupidity Steak. We love Richard Cheese, and we … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/25/episode-110-chicagoings-on/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/25/episode-110-chicagoings-on/#comments Thu, 26 Aug 2010 01:15:47 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1458

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/25/episode-110-chicagoings-on/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 110: NO TRIPODS OR WATER ON THE BRIDGE! Bridget had some visitors! Check it out! Shane got one of these! You can get one here. Bridget is in love with Angus Oblong. For reals. She also likes Chris Uminga and PEEP. Today’s cover art was drawn by the talented Angus Oblong. The one that … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 110: NO TRIPODS OR WATER ON THE BRIDGE! Bridget had some visitors! Check it out! Shane got one of these! You can get one here. Bridget is in love with Angus Oblong. For reals. She also likes Chris Uminga and PEEP. Today’s cover art was drawn by the talented Angus Oblong. The one that … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/17/episode-109-could-you-please-explain-cheese-balls/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/17/episode-109-could-you-please-explain-cheese-balls/#comments Wed, 18 Aug 2010 02:33:56 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1448 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/17/episode-109-could-you-please-explain-cheese-balls/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 109: THIS IS EMERGENCY TROUSERS PEOPLE! This episode contains 100% more Jamie – IN BRIDGET’S HOUSE! I’ll be honest. I don’t have any notes. Sorry. Go listen to this slowed down Justin Bieber song and maybe it will help. Download: Episode 109emergency-pants.netEpisode 109: THIS IS EMERGENCY TROUSERS PEOPLE! This episode contains 100% more Jamie – IN BRIDGET’S HOUSE! I’ll be honest. I don’t have any notes. Sorry. Go listen to this slowed down Justin Bieber song and maybe it will help. Download: Episode 109Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/10/episode-108-two-boys-live-there/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/10/episode-108-two-boys-live-there/#comments Wed, 11 Aug 2010 02:16:44 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1430 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/10/episode-108-two-boys-live-there/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 108: You can keep your blank in here! We’re both kinda punchy and needy this week. I dunno what we talked about, except: Marshall is hilarious and awesome. Hi to Robyn Enz and our biggest lil’ fan, Alyssa Download: Episode 108emergency-pants.netEpisode 108: You can keep your blank in here! We’re both kinda punchy and needy this week. I dunno what we talked about, except: Marshall is hilarious and awesome. Hi to Robyn Enz and our biggest lil’ fan, Alyssa Download: Episode 108Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/03/episode-107-penile-denial/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/03/episode-107-penile-denial/#comments Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:50:06 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1418 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/08/03/episode-107-penile-denial/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 107: Ain’t no thang. We got a voice mail from Marshall, who also makes cool videos! Thanks Marshall! We know you’ve seen double rainbow, but hey, it’s worth another look. Antoine Dodson and the remix We discuss the Aciphex effect, including: Penis pens. For reals. Penis mouse. For reals. Download: Episode 107emergency-pants.netEpisode 107: Ain’t no thang. We got a voice mail from Marshall, who also makes cool videos! Thanks Marshall! We know you’ve seen double rainbow, but hey, it’s worth another look. Antoine Dodson and the remix We discuss the Aciphex effect, including: Penis pens. For reals. Penis mouse. For reals. Download: Episode 107Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/27/episode-106-finger-milk/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/27/episode-106-finger-milk/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:54:12 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1406

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/27/episode-106-finger-milk/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW! Happy Birthday, Shane! Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners We got the best email in the world Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures That fucking What Would You Do TV show Kelly recommends The Legend of Neil There was a … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW! Happy Birthday, Shane! Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners We got the best email in the world Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures That fucking What Would You Do TV show Kelly recommends The Legend of Neil There was a … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/13/episode-105-happy-kitty-bunny-pony/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/13/episode-105-happy-kitty-bunny-pony/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:20:47 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1387

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/13/episode-105-happy-kitty-bunny-pony/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 105: Hooooooooly SHIT! Wait, Wait – Don’t Tell Me is a fun podcast Obsessed with Obsessed Drunk Link Bridget’s internet is cuter than your internet. There’s two Shoedini commercials, with Gilbert Gottfried or without Gilbert Gottfried Bridget worked for The Swiss Colony once – not the Amana Colonies Check out Bad Movie Bingo Navy … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 105: Hooooooooly SHIT! Wait, Wait – Don’t Tell Me is a fun podcast Obsessed with Obsessed Drunk Link Bridget’s internet is cuter than your internet. There’s two Shoedini commercials, with Gilbert Gottfried or without Gilbert Gottfried Bridget worked for The Swiss Colony once – not the Amana Colonies Check out Bad Movie Bingo Navy … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/08/episode-104-who-cut-the-cheese/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/08/episode-104-who-cut-the-cheese/#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 01:46:45 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1372

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/07/08/episode-104-who-cut-the-cheese/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 104: In which we ALMOST had RJ from A Cup of Fresh Hell as a co-host, but Skype was being a bitch, so alas, not this time. *hangs head* Anyway, we talked about a lot of crap. Mostly farts. Sorry. Here’s a whole bunch of fun videos to make up for it: Panda Cheese … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 104: In which we ALMOST had RJ from A Cup of Fresh Hell as a co-host, but Skype was being a bitch, so alas, not this time. *hangs head* Anyway, we talked about a lot of crap. Mostly farts. Sorry. Here’s a whole bunch of fun videos to make up for it: Panda Cheese … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/29/episode-103-pussitivity/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/29/episode-103-pussitivity/#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:15:46 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1352

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/29/episode-103-pussitivity/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 103: I dunno. Joe sent Shane a pressie! Thanks, Joe! Harry Potter The Surprised Puppy Face pictures came rolling in! Death by pussitivity Death by email from Merlin Mann Hammocks will steal your lady if you aren’t careful Look, a fancy art show featuring Bridget, Jamie, and VSC! Bridget met the awesome Sarah Moore … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 103: I dunno. Joe sent Shane a pressie! Thanks, Joe! Harry Potter The Surprised Puppy Face pictures came rolling in! Death by pussitivity Death by email from Merlin Mann Hammocks will steal your lady if you aren’t careful Look, a fancy art show featuring Bridget, Jamie, and VSC! Bridget met the awesome Sarah Moore … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/22/episode-102-feels-like-were-walking-on-sunshine/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/22/episode-102-feels-like-were-walking-on-sunshine/#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:24:05 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1339

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/22/episode-102-feels-like-were-walking-on-sunshine/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 102 has negatively effected our lives in the following ways: We say air hair lair to Clair and David We discuss Shane’s bed Shout out to RJ and Chris at Cup of Fresh Hell Shae is reading bad books Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is awesome Bridget and the security guard at work Use the … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 102 has negatively effected our lives in the following ways: We say air hair lair to Clair and David We discuss Shane’s bed Shout out to RJ and Chris at Cup of Fresh Hell Shae is reading bad books Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is awesome Bridget and the security guard at work Use the … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/15/episode-101-philosophicalcast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/15/episode-101-philosophicalcast/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:51:51 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1319

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/15/episode-101-philosophicalcast/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 101: See my loafers? Former gophers. We make bad fashion choices, like Shane’s ball shorts discussed in this episode We have high expectations We didn’t talk about them, but LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE ANIMALS! I SAID LOOK AT THEM! Hey, be a dear and comment and like this video so a friend of ours … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 101: See my loafers? Former gophers. We make bad fashion choices, like Shane’s ball shorts discussed in this episode We have high expectations We didn’t talk about them, but LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE ANIMALS! I SAID LOOK AT THEM! Hey, be a dear and comment and like this video so a friend of ours … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/08/episode-100-if-you-know-what-i-mean-wink/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/08/episode-100-if-you-know-what-i-mean-wink/#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 02:22:24 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1302

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/08/episode-100-if-you-know-what-i-mean-wink/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/02/episode-99-mind-the-stepchildren/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/02/episode-99-mind-the-stepchildren/#comments Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:11:21 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1293

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/06/02/episode-99-mind-the-stepchildren/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 99: Shane’s got a bed! A new one, we mean. We like Cyanide and Happiness! The high fructose corn syrup people think we’re stupid. JERKS! The Face Trainer is ridiculous. Watch the third video down. TRUST ME. Then, go add a photo of yourself making silly faces to this flickr group! Please? Will YOU … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 99: Shane’s got a bed! A new one, we mean. We like Cyanide and Happiness! The high fructose corn syrup people think we’re stupid. JERKS! The Face Trainer is ridiculous. Watch the third video down. TRUST ME. Then, go add a photo of yourself making silly faces to this flickr group! Please? Will YOU … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/25/episode-98-please-accept-our-deepest-apology/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/25/episode-98-please-accept-our-deepest-apology/#comments Wed, 26 May 2010 02:42:23 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1282 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/25/episode-98-please-accept-our-deepest-apology/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 98: We’re sorry and junk! Oh my god, you guys! We have guests! KELLY AND JOE! Oh, and their kid. Steve. Sam. Shawn. SETH. ANYWAY. Tonight we discussed: Cheese Nips Balls Poop Steak Steak Small amount of peas Air conditioning Bridget’s Mom Download: Episode 98emergency-pants.netEpisode 98: We’re sorry and junk! Oh my god, you guys! We have guests! KELLY AND JOE! Oh, and their kid. Steve. Sam. Shawn. SETH. ANYWAY. Tonight we discussed: Cheese Nips Balls Poop Steak Steak Small amount of peas Air conditioning Bridget’s Mom Download: Episode 98Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/18/episode-97-podcast-von-schnitzelbuskrankengescheitmeier/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/18/episode-97-podcast-von-schnitzelbuskrankengescheitmeier/#comments Wed, 19 May 2010 01:52:26 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1267

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/18/episode-97-podcast-von-schnitzelbuskrankengescheitmeier/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 97: Oh die schone, oh die schone, oh die schone SCHNITZELBANK! Rose sent is this link all about funny signs This place makes funky chocolates Bascom Hogue is awesome, as is Alissa Golden Girls vs. Golden Shower Girls We miss you, Grits to Glitz! Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and What’s Up, Tiger Lily? … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 97: Oh die schone, oh die schone, oh die schone SCHNITZELBANK! Rose sent is this link all about funny signs This place makes funky chocolates Bascom Hogue is awesome, as is Alissa Golden Girls vs. Golden Shower Girls We miss you, Grits to Glitz! Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and What’s Up, Tiger Lily? … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/11/episode-96-giant-3d-episode/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/11/episode-96-giant-3d-episode/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 02:11:36 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1257

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/11/episode-96-giant-3d-episode/feed/ 8 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 96: In which our heroes have brain slugs! Bridget forgets to recap Tony**’s visit, and Shane forgets he’s recording a podcast! Jerry Lewis goat is weird. Fainting goats are awesome. Cool art from Trustocorp Did we mention PNSexplosion, ever? Just wondering. We want to know: what consistently makes you laugh? Bridget introduces Steve the … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 96: In which our heroes have brain slugs! Bridget forgets to recap Tony**’s visit, and Shane forgets he’s recording a podcast! Jerry Lewis goat is weird. Fainting goats are awesome. Cool art from Trustocorp Did we mention PNSexplosion, ever? Just wondering. We want to know: what consistently makes you laugh? Bridget introduces Steve the … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/04/episode-95-hot-banana-action/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/04/episode-95-hot-banana-action/#comments Wed, 05 May 2010 01:49:24 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1233

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/05/04/episode-95-hot-banana-action/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 95: Holy crap! It’s Tara! AKA TheMistressT! Thanks to The Fey Driver and RJ & Chris, we’ve gained some listeners and got shout outs from Dragen podcast and That Blue Jeans Guy. Thanks, everybody! And if you’re new here, welcome! Bridget and Jamie have a new podcast, Stitching n Junk! Check it out! You … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 95: Holy crap! It’s Tara! AKA TheMistressT! Thanks to The Fey Driver and RJ & Chris, we’ve gained some listeners and got shout outs from Dragen podcast and That Blue Jeans Guy. Thanks, everybody! And if you’re new here, welcome! Bridget and Jamie have a new podcast, Stitching n Junk! Check it out! You … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/27/episode-94-we-both-found-what-we-were-looking-for/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/27/episode-94-we-both-found-what-we-were-looking-for/#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 03:45:26 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1214

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/27/episode-94-we-both-found-what-we-were-looking-for/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 94: Oh my god, you guys! It’s Ben! No, seriously, here’s the real link. Hi to The Fey Driver of Pink Wheelnuts Podcast who gave us something interesting to discuss! Hi to RJ and Chris of the podcast A Cup of Fresh Hell Served with a Side of Heaven! Kombucha sounds gross. Ew. Mother … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 94: Oh my god, you guys! It’s Ben! No, seriously, here’s the real link. Hi to The Fey Driver of Pink Wheelnuts Podcast who gave us something interesting to discuss! Hi to RJ and Chris of the podcast A Cup of Fresh Hell Served with a Side of Heaven! Kombucha sounds gross. Ew. Mother … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/20/episode-93-mwowf/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/20/episode-93-mwowf/#comments Wed, 21 Apr 2010 04:07:04 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1203 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/20/episode-93-mwowf/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 93: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. MST3K 24/7!!!! Hey, guys! Get in on the EZ Juicer Um. There’s more. I’m sure of it! Download: Episode 93emergency-pants.netEpisode 93: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. MST3K 24/7!!!! Hey, guys! Get in on the EZ Juicer Um. There’s more. I’m sure of it! Download: Episode 93Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/13/episode-92-what-did-you-do-ray/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/13/episode-92-what-did-you-do-ray/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 02:53:04 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1189

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/13/episode-92-what-did-you-do-ray/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 92: Um. Yeah. So. We lost like, 45 minutes. But we sucked it up and made the best of it. Something Something Church Something Allergies provide the perfect cover-up for crying Rosie tells us that It’s Alright to Cry. Hi Adam! Hi Ruby! Hi Kelly! We hope that selfish baby gets out of your … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 92: Um. Yeah. So. We lost like, 45 minutes. But we sucked it up and made the best of it. Something Something Church Something Allergies provide the perfect cover-up for crying Rosie tells us that It’s Alright to Cry. Hi Adam! Hi Ruby! Hi Kelly! We hope that selfish baby gets out of your … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/06/episode-91-dick-move-pelican-dick-move/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/06/episode-91-dick-move-pelican-dick-move/#comments Wed, 07 Apr 2010 02:01:39 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1170

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/04/06/episode-91-dick-move-pelican-dick-move/feed/ 11 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesHey. Hey. Hey. C’mere a minute. I wanna show you something. It’s EPISODE 91! Old dudes dig me. What would you do if you were president? Cheryl sent us these awesome cards Hi, Julie! Keri: We are very, very, very sorry. Really! Ben made this piece of awesome inspired by last week’s podcast. Is there … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netHey. Hey. Hey. C’mere a minute. I wanna show you something. It’s EPISODE 91! Old dudes dig me. What would you do if you were president? Cheryl sent us these awesome cards Hi, Julie! Keri: We are very, very, very sorry. Really! Ben made this piece of awesome inspired by last week’s podcast. Is there … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/30/episode-90-comes-in-two-boxes/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/30/episode-90-comes-in-two-boxes/#comments Wed, 31 Mar 2010 02:46:32 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1159

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/30/episode-90-comes-in-two-boxes/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 90: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!! TONY! EeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeee!!!! Hi Keri! Thanks for telling us about this name generator! What makes you poop? Three Minute Legs is a ridiculous piece of work-out equipment even though it SHOULD be the name of a gangster or a convenience food This Golden Girls spoof looks like fun! Download: … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 90: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!! TONY! EeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeee!!!! Hi Keri! Thanks for telling us about this name generator! What makes you poop? Three Minute Legs is a ridiculous piece of work-out equipment even though it SHOULD be the name of a gangster or a convenience food This Golden Girls spoof looks like fun! Download: … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/23/episode-89-pubes/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/23/episode-89-pubes/#comments Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:56:20 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1145

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/23/episode-89-pubes/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 89: Sorry if we sound tired. We were playing basketball until like, 2 in the morning! Cat Talk! Ben Folds serenades people on chatroulette in front of a live audience and we think he may have done it before. Sassy Gay Friend tells it like it is in Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet! “Ophelia, … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 89: Sorry if we sound tired. We were playing basketball until like, 2 in the morning! Cat Talk! Ben Folds serenades people on chatroulette in front of a live audience and we think he may have done it before. Sassy Gay Friend tells it like it is in Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet! “Ophelia, … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/18/i-hate-to-be-a-dick-here-but-you-have-to-register-to-comment-now/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/18/i-hate-to-be-a-dick-here-but-you-have-to-register-to-comment-now/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:35:40 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/18/i-hate-to-be-a-dick-here-but-you-have-to-register-to-comment-now/

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/18/i-hate-to-be-a-dick-here-but-you-have-to-register-to-comment-now/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/16/episode-88-sweater-ferrets/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/16/episode-88-sweater-ferrets/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:39:22 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1131 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/16/episode-88-sweater-ferrets/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians Kelly discusses her baby hotel The Cafeteria Files Funny SNL commercials! Hi, yhf! Lots of other stuff, I dunno, I can’t remember everything, I’M SORRY! *sob* Download: Episode 88emergency-pants.netEpisode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians Kelly discusses her baby hotel The Cafeteria Files Funny SNL commercials! Hi, yhf! Lots of other stuff, I dunno, I can’t remember everything, I’M SORRY! *sob* Download: Episode 88Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/09/episode-87-dong-bath/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/09/episode-87-dong-bath/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:11:55 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1114

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/09/episode-87-dong-bath/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 87: Good for what ails you! Bridget is slightly less of a hermit thanks to the wonderful Joe & Kelly! This Onion article kicked our asses This list of the 90 types of bitches is incomplete. Help us finish it, and add to it! Shane has started a new tumblr for aborted tumblr, twitter … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 87: Good for what ails you! Bridget is slightly less of a hermit thanks to the wonderful Joe & Kelly! This Onion article kicked our asses This list of the 90 types of bitches is incomplete. Help us finish it, and add to it! Shane has started a new tumblr for aborted tumblr, twitter … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/02/episode-86-baby-dwarf-sea-loggers-in-love/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/02/episode-86-baby-dwarf-sea-loggers-in-love/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:21:26 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1092

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/03/02/episode-86-baby-dwarf-sea-loggers-in-love/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 86 is an Emergency Trousers episode as we have Jamie joining us from across the pond! And junk! Penny and Johnny take on chat roulette in their awesome new tumblr – also, thanks to Penny for Coke Talk! One of the fellows behind Look Around You is behind the Time Waster podcast – so … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 86 is an Emergency Trousers episode as we have Jamie joining us from across the pond! And junk! Penny and Johnny take on chat roulette in their awesome new tumblr – also, thanks to Penny for Coke Talk! One of the fellows behind Look Around You is behind the Time Waster podcast – so … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/25/episode-85-i-said-look-at-it/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/25/episode-85-i-said-look-at-it/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:41:26 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1075

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/25/episode-85-i-said-look-at-it/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 85 guest stars ROSE! Hi, Rose! We all love Red Dwarf and The Mighty Boosh Songsmith makes us grumpy Shane enjoys Curling. Who knew? We talk about Black Dynamite, Clue, and Rocky Horror Picture Show Axecop – written by a kid, drawn by an adult, made of awesome. Rose enjoys the Cheat Commandos on … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 85 guest stars ROSE! Hi, Rose! We all love Red Dwarf and The Mighty Boosh Songsmith makes us grumpy Shane enjoys Curling. Who knew? We talk about Black Dynamite, Clue, and Rocky Horror Picture Show Axecop – written by a kid, drawn by an adult, made of awesome. Rose enjoys the Cheat Commandos on … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/22/episode-84-a-very-special-episode/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/22/episode-84-a-very-special-episode/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:37:07 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1069 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/22/episode-84-a-very-special-episode/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about: Shawna joined us! Hi, Shawna! Hoodie Footie. Yeah. Hipster Snuggie Homestarrunner! Tony caught this ad on the Emergency Pants site. Priceless! Download: Episode 84emergency-pants.netEpisode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about: Shawna joined us! Hi, Shawna! Hoodie Footie. Yeah. Hipster Snuggie Homestarrunner! Tony caught this ad on the Emergency Pants site. Priceless! Download: Episode 84Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/15/shane-is-home/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/15/shane-is-home/#comments Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:26:46 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1066 http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/15/shane-is-home/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/11/send-shane-some-love/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/11/send-shane-some-love/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:25:19 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1060

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Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/02/02/episode-83-accidental-ham-ingestion/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 83: Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Accidental Ham Ingestion and their new album, Bone-In! We’ve been sickie-poos! Bridget had an interview! Check out these ridiculous skymall items And this storage container commercial that relies on laziness and stupidity! We’re on tumblr. Are you? Follow us! Bridget, Shane, Jamie, Alissa, Ben and … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 83: Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Accidental Ham Ingestion and their new album, Bone-In! We’ve been sickie-poos! Bridget had an interview! Check out these ridiculous skymall items And this storage container commercial that relies on laziness and stupidity! We’re on tumblr. Are you? Follow us! Bridget, Shane, Jamie, Alissa, Ben and … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/25/episode-82-filthy-robot-slaves/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/25/episode-82-filthy-robot-slaves/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:29:48 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1033

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/25/episode-82-filthy-robot-slaves/feed/ 8 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 82: Holy fucking shit! It’s Penny and Johnny! Penny and Johnny have come up with the next big thing, the Trousie! We may never sleep again after learning about the existence of alligator gars! Check out the Incident at Loch Ness and The Grand Experience the horror of Gigglesnort Hotel! Check out one of … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 82: Holy fucking shit! It’s Penny and Johnny! Penny and Johnny have come up with the next big thing, the Trousie! We may never sleep again after learning about the existence of alligator gars! Check out the Incident at Loch Ness and The Grand Experience the horror of Gigglesnort Hotel! Check out one of … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/19/episode-81-fartibartfast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/19/episode-81-fartibartfast/#comments Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:39:20 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=1019

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/19/episode-81-fartibartfast/feed/ 8 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 81: But I digress. Ben, as Bay would say, is full of win. Witness this here and here. We actually like the “Too Light, Too Heavy” commercials – especially this one! Omaha is going to be under a lot of ice! It’ll look like this. Hello to Cheryl and The Fey Driver! The Fey … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 81: But I digress. Ben, as Bay would say, is full of win. Witness this here and here. We actually like the “Too Light, Too Heavy” commercials – especially this one! Omaha is going to be under a lot of ice! It’ll look like this. Hello to Cheryl and The Fey Driver! The Fey … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/12/episode-80-pottycast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/12/episode-80-pottycast/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:48:56 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=990

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/12/episode-80-pottycast/feed/ 19 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 80: BEN! He draws stuff for us. He even makes us videos! And now he’s on the freaking show! And I’m abusing exclamation points as a result! What’s worse than the Dreamie? This thing. What’s worse than that? This thing. Go watch this commercial and report back! Thanks to Penny for telling us about … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 80: BEN! He draws stuff for us. He even makes us videos! And now he’s on the freaking show! And I’m abusing exclamation points as a result! What’s worse than the Dreamie? This thing. What’s worse than that? This thing. Go watch this commercial and report back! Thanks to Penny for telling us about … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/05/episode-79-better-get-a-bucket/ http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/05/episode-79-better-get-a-bucket/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 03:47:48 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=975

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2010/01/05/episode-79-better-get-a-bucket/feed/ 11 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe! This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though: Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe! This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though: Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/29/episode-78-so-how-bout-them-vikings/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/29/episode-78-so-how-bout-them-vikings/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:41:08 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=953

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/29/episode-78-so-how-bout-them-vikings/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 78: Um. Yeah. Do you have Skype? Do you enjoy saying things? Contact us if you’re interested in joining us sometime! This catheter commercial is freaking us out So I Married An Axe Murderer is on hulu. Watch it! Bridget received a Midwestern greeting card from this mystery listener! Thanks, Mystery Listener! Do you … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 78: Um. Yeah. Do you have Skype? Do you enjoy saying things? Contact us if you’re interested in joining us sometime! This catheter commercial is freaking us out So I Married An Axe Murderer is on hulu. Watch it! Bridget received a Midwestern greeting card from this mystery listener! Thanks, Mystery Listener! Do you … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/22/no-pants-tonight/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/22/no-pants-tonight/#comments Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:56:56 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=943

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Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/15/episode-77-nice-slacks-poindexter/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 77: Bing! We discuss the new sport Vengers We got that B Roll! Thanks to Rose for letting us know about the Necky – for when you’re too stupid to secure a scarf around your neck! Not all Japanese culture/anime revolves around tentacle porn, as jbox proves. From Japan: Hard Gay. Um, yeah. NSFW. … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 77: Bing! We discuss the new sport Vengers We got that B Roll! Thanks to Rose for letting us know about the Necky – for when you’re too stupid to secure a scarf around your neck! Not all Japanese culture/anime revolves around tentacle porn, as jbox proves. From Japan: Hard Gay. Um, yeah. NSFW. … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/08/episode-76-hot-broccoli/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/08/episode-76-hot-broccoli/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:29:17 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=916

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/08/episode-76-hot-broccoli/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 76: Tony! Toni! Tone! MST3K is on hulu! Hoarders. Also: Poop. Tony has an awkward moment that is made better through sharing with us. Awwww! Listeners Penny Nickels and Johnny Murder are in this video! Joe is cross stitching us pressies, is he still a tough guy? Yes. Yes he is. Bridget gets another … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 76: Tony! Toni! Tone! MST3K is on hulu! Hoarders. Also: Poop. Tony has an awkward moment that is made better through sharing with us. Awwww! Listeners Penny Nickels and Johnny Murder are in this video! Joe is cross stitching us pressies, is he still a tough guy? Yes. Yes he is. Bridget gets another … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/01/episode-75-ive-smelled-this-before/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/01/episode-75-ive-smelled-this-before/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:32:39 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=887

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/12/01/episode-75-ive-smelled-this-before/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 75: I *thought* I smelled cabbage! Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we have discovered the official game of Emergency Pants, and it is: Hot Dog Down a Hallway. If you’ve got an iPhone, go get it! Clair sent us this fun clip of Armstrong & Miller Penny sent us this robot clip – … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 75: I *thought* I smelled cabbage! Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we have discovered the official game of Emergency Pants, and it is: Hot Dog Down a Hallway. If you’ve got an iPhone, go get it! Clair sent us this fun clip of Armstrong & Miller Penny sent us this robot clip – … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/17/episode-74-stinkburger/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/17/episode-74-stinkburger/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:36:36 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=875

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/17/episode-74-stinkburger/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 74: WE NEED MORE WATER ON THE FLOOR! Asking Bridget how it’s going is a risky proposition Don’t these women know that balls are hilarious? Thanks to Claire and her sweetie for pointing out Radio Fail Ben shared this link and now we have the munchies Pukka Pies have ridiculous advertising posters Kay Jewelers … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 74: WE NEED MORE WATER ON THE FLOOR! Asking Bridget how it’s going is a risky proposition Don’t these women know that balls are hilarious? Thanks to Claire and her sweetie for pointing out Radio Fail Ben shared this link and now we have the munchies Pukka Pies have ridiculous advertising posters Kay Jewelers … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/10/episode-73-personal-furnishings/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/10/episode-73-personal-furnishings/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:46:51 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=858

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/10/episode-73-personal-furnishings/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 73: LIVE! from the Relax the Balls store in Palatine, Illinois, (next to the Petco) IT’S EMERGENCY PANTS!!! God smited us. Smited? Smote? Smote. Anyway, he totally smote us! TWICE! Lindsay is back! DAMN YOU, LINDSAY!!!! Rose made us aware of Personal Furnishings and THEN made us aware of this video! We love you, … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 73: LIVE! from the Relax the Balls store in Palatine, Illinois, (next to the Petco) IT’S EMERGENCY PANTS!!! God smited us. Smited? Smote? Smote. Anyway, he totally smote us! TWICE! Lindsay is back! DAMN YOU, LINDSAY!!!! Rose made us aware of Personal Furnishings and THEN made us aware of this video! We love you, … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/03/episode-72-we-are-so-very-very-sorry/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/03/episode-72-we-are-so-very-very-sorry/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:51:13 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=841

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/11/03/episode-72-we-are-so-very-very-sorry/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes**** Hey everyone – tonight’s episode was horribly mangled. We’re having a hard time dealing with it, because it was pretty awesome. We left the links as is for your enjoyment. **** Episode 72: We really are sorry. Penny sent us this fake sitcom link! Bex sent us Shut Up, Woman, Get On My Horse. … Continue reading »emergency-pants.net**** Hey everyone – tonight’s episode was horribly mangled. We’re having a hard time dealing with it, because it was pretty awesome. We left the links as is for your enjoyment. **** Episode 72: We really are sorry. Penny sent us this fake sitcom link! Bex sent us Shut Up, Woman, Get On My Horse. … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/28/episode-71-balls/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/28/episode-71-balls/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:55:37 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=832

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/28/episode-71-balls/feed/ 8 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 71: Balls. Shane has an excellent idea for a weight loss commercial Bridget had a job interview! I know, right? Shane has ideas about alternative ways to use the shakeweight, Bridget nearly dies laughing We love Fake AP Stylebook, and we bet you will, too! We love Mythbusters, and Bridget loves Adam Savage Bridget … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 71: Balls. Shane has an excellent idea for a weight loss commercial Bridget had a job interview! I know, right? Shane has ideas about alternative ways to use the shakeweight, Bridget nearly dies laughing We love Fake AP Stylebook, and we bet you will, too! We love Mythbusters, and Bridget loves Adam Savage Bridget … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/20/episode-70-stuff-and-things-also-junk/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/20/episode-70-stuff-and-things-also-junk/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:20:21 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=821

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/20/episode-70-stuff-and-things-also-junk/feed/ 13 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 70: You know. That one. With the thingie. And stuff. You KNOW. Shane has trombone legs after a strenuous workout at the gym. DAMN YOU, LINDSEY! *shakes fist at sky* Send us stuff with You Send It! Or don’t. It’s cool. We don’t want to pressure you, baby. Yay for DJ Yoda! Especially this! … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 70: You know. That one. With the thingie. And stuff. You KNOW. Shane has trombone legs after a strenuous workout at the gym. DAMN YOU, LINDSEY! *shakes fist at sky* Send us stuff with You Send It! Or don’t. It’s cool. We don’t want to pressure you, baby. Yay for DJ Yoda! Especially this! … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/13/episode-69-ga-ross/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/13/episode-69-ga-ross/#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:17:31 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=802

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/13/episode-69-ga-ross/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 69: Tonight’s episode was recorded at Schropshire Lodge, Near Wallingham, Blethington, West Hamptishiretinfinlinton, just past the three bagpipers, Scotland. Doctor’s waiting rooms often lead to hilarity Shane got a shake weight! I wouldn’t say no to a crepe, but what I REALLY need is a spanking. The Consumerist is required reading Jim is shirtless … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 69: Tonight’s episode was recorded at Schropshire Lodge, Near Wallingham, Blethington, West Hamptishiretinfinlinton, just past the three bagpipers, Scotland. Doctor’s waiting rooms often lead to hilarity Shane got a shake weight! I wouldn’t say no to a crepe, but what I REALLY need is a spanking. The Consumerist is required reading Jim is shirtless … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/06/episode-68-three-perfect-strangers-at-a-time/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/06/episode-68-three-perfect-strangers-at-a-time/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:15:08 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=788

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/10/06/episode-68-three-perfect-strangers-at-a-time/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 68: We’re on collision course with WACKINESS! Please excuse Bridget’s icky voice, she has the the Dreaded Lurgy. Rose sent us this awesome link which provided our cover art. The hubcaps are my favorite! Shane is using a fancy new safety razor! This book talks about how things aren’t made like they used to … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 68: We’re on collision course with WACKINESS! Please excuse Bridget’s icky voice, she has the the Dreaded Lurgy. Rose sent us this awesome link which provided our cover art. The hubcaps are my favorite! Shane is using a fancy new safety razor! This book talks about how things aren’t made like they used to … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/29/episode-67-jury-doodie/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/29/episode-67-jury-doodie/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:16:22 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=778

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/29/episode-67-jury-doodie/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 67: You like that, huh? Bridget is fulfilling her responsibility as an American citizen by participating in the judicial process. And junk. We love God Hates Protesters Bridget loves Christopher Uminga. Shane is frightened. Have you ever had a shameful nerd argument? Tell us about it! Never put spoons in your lungs. What are … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 67: You like that, huh? Bridget is fulfilling her responsibility as an American citizen by participating in the judicial process. And junk. We love God Hates Protesters Bridget loves Christopher Uminga. Shane is frightened. Have you ever had a shameful nerd argument? Tell us about it! Never put spoons in your lungs. What are … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/22/episode-66-mega-snuggie-vs-mircle-whip/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/22/episode-66-mega-snuggie-vs-mircle-whip/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:38:11 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=766

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/22/episode-66-mega-snuggie-vs-mircle-whip/feed/ 8 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 66: We learned it from YOU, listeners! We learned it by watching YOU! Bridget calls shenanigans on this Miracle Whip commercial There was a snuggie fashion show. For reals! We can’t believe that somebody actually took the time to make Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus Psych is one of the funniest damn shows on … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 66: We learned it from YOU, listeners! We learned it by watching YOU! Bridget calls shenanigans on this Miracle Whip commercial There was a snuggie fashion show. For reals! We can’t believe that somebody actually took the time to make Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus Psych is one of the funniest damn shows on … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/15/episode-65-bad-michael-touch/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/15/episode-65-bad-michael-touch/#comments Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:31:29 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=751

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/15/episode-65-bad-michael-touch/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 65: We’re a loner, Dotty. A rebel. Thanks to Chedderfish for alerting us to the picture we discuss in today’s episode. It is also today’s cover art. Soak it in, people. Use the Proper Words! Bridget went to the Renegade Craft Fair! Emily and Adam of Moesewco escorted her and told her about making … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 65: We’re a loner, Dotty. A rebel. Thanks to Chedderfish for alerting us to the picture we discuss in today’s episode. It is also today’s cover art. Soak it in, people. Use the Proper Words! Bridget went to the Renegade Craft Fair! Emily and Adam of Moesewco escorted her and told her about making … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/08/episode-64-the-foundation-for-puppy-awareness/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/08/episode-64-the-foundation-for-puppy-awareness/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:19:44 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=740

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/08/episode-64-the-foundation-for-puppy-awareness/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 64 – We talked about stuff, figured out that Shane wasn’t recording, and then we talked about stuff again. PUPPY! Hey, British? What’s your deal? What the hell is a stone? And what does going pear shaped mean? Bridget begs Laura for forgiveness for not mentioning that she sent the porn candy wrapper link … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 64 – We talked about stuff, figured out that Shane wasn’t recording, and then we talked about stuff again. PUPPY! Hey, British? What’s your deal? What the hell is a stone? And what does going pear shaped mean? Bridget begs Laura for forgiveness for not mentioning that she sent the porn candy wrapper link … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/01/episode-63-funbag-drive/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/01/episode-63-funbag-drive/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:06:08 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=712

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/09/01/episode-63-funbag-drive/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 63 – They’re telling secrets, honey. Keri sent us this awesome link to the techno version of the Slap Chop commercial! Watch it! You’re gonna love his nuts! Shae is awesome and has her own Youtube page! She talked about us in this video! CHECK IT OUT! WE KNOW HER! Thicknecked drunken douchebags are … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 63 – They’re telling secrets, honey. Keri sent us this awesome link to the techno version of the Slap Chop commercial! Watch it! You’re gonna love his nuts! Shae is awesome and has her own Youtube page! She talked about us in this video! CHECK IT OUT! WE KNOW HER! Thicknecked drunken douchebags are … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/25/episode-62-cats/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/25/episode-62-cats/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:02:16 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=702

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/25/episode-62-cats/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesCats. Bridget gets birthday goodies! Nice words and videos! A ninguin from Shane! A ghost from Jamie! Lia’s Dad is awesome Bridget is a horrible, selfish person who cannot handle knowing that there is a present for her somewhere but not knowing what it is Black market mustaches cats This is a short one guys, … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netCats. Bridget gets birthday goodies! Nice words and videos! A ninguin from Shane! A ghost from Jamie! Lia’s Dad is awesome Bridget is a horrible, selfish person who cannot handle knowing that there is a present for her somewhere but not knowing what it is Black market mustaches cats This is a short one guys, … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/18/episode-61-douche-factory/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/18/episode-61-douche-factory/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:45:59 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=679

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/18/episode-61-douche-factory/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 61: DEAL WITH IT, PINKBOY! And Happy Birthday, Johnny Murder! Ben makes more stuff that is cool Shane walks into a nerdstorm Hey, Joe! Whaddya know? David Blaine and Criss Angel – meh. Gute von schlechten We love to eavesdrop It’s not just a fetish of Bridget’s – crying guys are HILARIOUS! Watch Wrestling Crying … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 61: DEAL WITH IT, PINKBOY! And Happy Birthday, Johnny Murder! Ben makes more stuff that is cool Shane walks into a nerdstorm Hey, Joe! Whaddya know? David Blaine and Criss Angel – meh. Gute von schlechten We love to eavesdrop It’s not just a fetish of Bridget’s – crying guys are HILARIOUS! Watch Wrestling Crying … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/11/episode-60-grumpypants/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/11/episode-60-grumpypants/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:30:38 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=682

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/11/episode-60-grumpypants/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s episode 60, where we start off by talking about cool stuff and then suddenly become that one old guy always telling the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn. Shane has a bad ass tattoo! Also, his skin is falling off! Gross! Poltergeist and Aliens are pantscrappingly scary Movie theater shenanigans – fight or … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s episode 60, where we start off by talking about cool stuff and then suddenly become that one old guy always telling the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn. Shane has a bad ass tattoo! Also, his skin is falling off! Gross! Poltergeist and Aliens are pantscrappingly scary Movie theater shenanigans – fight or … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/04/episode-59-pants-party/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/04/episode-59-pants-party/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:03:53 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=663

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/08/04/episode-59-pants-party/feed/ 13 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys. Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs Moo and oink – just … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys. Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs Moo and oink – just … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/29/episode-58-the-really-big-shew-part-2/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/29/episode-58-the-really-big-shew-part-2/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:41:17 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=650

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/29/episode-58-the-really-big-shew-part-2/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesMore anniversary/birthday goodness, headed your way. Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory lane, won’t you? Thank you! Thanks to all of our listeners, you … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netMore anniversary/birthday goodness, headed your way. Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory lane, won’t you? Thank you! Thanks to all of our listeners, you … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/29/episode-57-the-really-big-shew-part-1/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/29/episode-57-the-really-big-shew-part-1/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:35:49 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=638

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/29/episode-57-the-really-big-shew-part-1/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIt’s here! It’s here! The really big shew! So big, we’re breaking it down into manageable, bite-sized pieces. Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netIt’s here! It’s here! The really big shew! So big, we’re breaking it down into manageable, bite-sized pieces. Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/21/episode-56-summer-bees/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/21/episode-56-summer-bees/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:41:17 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=630

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/21/episode-56-summer-bees/feed/ 9 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 56: We got nothin’! Sometimes we get cranky Summer vacations: lame or awesome? Johnny Murder went under the knife! Go here to send him and Penny some love Bridget struggles to finish a monumental task, meanwhile Shane never finishes anyth We love you guys. All of you. Especially you! *muah* Next week we’re hoping … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 56: We got nothin’! Sometimes we get cranky Summer vacations: lame or awesome? Johnny Murder went under the knife! Go here to send him and Penny some love Bridget struggles to finish a monumental task, meanwhile Shane never finishes anyth We love you guys. All of you. Especially you! *muah* Next week we’re hoping … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/16/episode-55-afternoon-delight/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/16/episode-55-afternoon-delight/#comments Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:19:40 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=612

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/16/episode-55-afternoon-delight/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 55: Afternoon Delight! Shane makes Washington, D. C. a very lucky lady Warner Brothers cartoons. We miss them! Shane wants to abduct himself Look at these fucking hipsters. Penny Skatt rolls Bridget. Those guys need to put their shirts back on! And stop showing me your O face! Gross! Bridget is at peace with … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 55: Afternoon Delight! Shane makes Washington, D. C. a very lucky lady Warner Brothers cartoons. We miss them! Shane wants to abduct himself Look at these fucking hipsters. Penny Skatt rolls Bridget. Those guys need to put their shirts back on! And stop showing me your O face! Gross! Bridget is at peace with … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/14/no-show-tonight-hows-thursday-for-you/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/14/no-show-tonight-hows-thursday-for-you/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:08:03 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=614

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/14/no-show-tonight-hows-thursday-for-you/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/08/episode-54-surreptitious-dick/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/08/episode-54-surreptitious-dick/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:59:54 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=601

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/07/08/episode-54-surreptitious-dick/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 54: Stuff happened. I don’t remember all of it. I’m bad at things. Thanks to Tara for sending us swanky postcards that double as cover art! We consider doing a crinkle-cast Bridget tries to do a bit, Shane lets it die on the vine. We tell you what our theme songs are and what … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 54: Stuff happened. I don’t remember all of it. I’m bad at things. Thanks to Tara for sending us swanky postcards that double as cover art! We consider doing a crinkle-cast Bridget tries to do a bit, Shane lets it die on the vine. We tell you what our theme songs are and what … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/30/episode-53-nobody-puts-jamie-in-the-corner/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/30/episode-53-nobody-puts-jamie-in-the-corner/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:21:39 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=584

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/30/episode-53-nobody-puts-jamie-in-the-corner/feed/ 9 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 53: Deal with it! Thanks to Sutrannu for sending the BBQ States Song, making some cool art and generally being awesome Johnny Murder did it AGAIN! This time in panties! Go watch Close Your Robe! Jamie provided these links which are hilarious Nimbuzz is having an emoticon contest, which got us thinking about what emoticons … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 53: Deal with it! Thanks to Sutrannu for sending the BBQ States Song, making some cool art and generally being awesome Johnny Murder did it AGAIN! This time in panties! Go watch Close Your Robe! Jamie provided these links which are hilarious Nimbuzz is having an emoticon contest, which got us thinking about what emoticons … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/26/episode-52-enter-the-dragon/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/26/episode-52-enter-the-dragon/#comments Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:04:11 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=564

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/26/episode-52-enter-the-dragon/feed/ 9 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 52, in which Bridget breaks down over the lack of response from the listeners and Shane asks you to just *look* at what you did! Shane needs a badass nickname, preferable one that will make a badass acronym Sutrannu made Shane – with spikes! Johnny Murder wrote a song about Ghost Sex that is … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 52, in which Bridget breaks down over the lack of response from the listeners and Shane asks you to just *look* at what you did! Shane needs a badass nickname, preferable one that will make a badass acronym Sutrannu made Shane – with spikes! Johnny Murder wrote a song about Ghost Sex that is … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/16/episode-51-special-gift/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/16/episode-51-special-gift/#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:08:16 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=545

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/16/episode-51-special-gift/feed/ 9 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEnjoy episode 51, complete with Special Gift and Happy Ending! Listener Love! Greetings to Rachel and Shaebay; thanks to Cheryl who sent us a link about the Comfort Wipe and Penny, who sent Bridget the VERY special gift of Ferrari Guy, and Bridget finally remembers to say hi to Victor, listener and maker of Mr. Honeymelon! Also, Monsterosity … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEnjoy episode 51, complete with Special Gift and Happy Ending! Listener Love! Greetings to Rachel and Shaebay; thanks to Cheryl who sent us a link about the Comfort Wipe and Penny, who sent Bridget the VERY special gift of Ferrari Guy, and Bridget finally remembers to say hi to Victor, listener and maker of Mr. Honeymelon! Also, Monsterosity … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/09/episode-50-internet-not-just-for-porn/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/09/episode-50-internet-not-just-for-porn/#comments Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:57:51 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=526

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/09/episode-50-internet-not-just-for-porn/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 50 of Emergency Pants is dedicated to stuff we love: our listeners, weird links, and the Internet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KERI! Shane is giddy over his new job We get links to someone falling in a hilarious fashion from Julie, Drunk History from Penny, and Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? from Liz. … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 50 of Emergency Pants is dedicated to stuff we love: our listeners, weird links, and the Internet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KERI! Shane is giddy over his new job We get links to someone falling in a hilarious fashion from Julie, Drunk History from Penny, and Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? from Liz. … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/02/episode-49-lets-do-lunchballz/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/02/episode-49-lets-do-lunchballz/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:54:34 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=490

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/06/02/episode-49-lets-do-lunchballz/feed/ 11 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes Episode 49. It just IS. Bridget can’t get enough of Nerd Boyfriend Mmmmmm, balls! Watching people gardening and writing to Congress on Salvia is freaking hilarious Rose made Midwestern Greeting Cards a reality. We love you, Rose! We continue the discussion of the heartbreak of Hyperhidrosis of the Groin Hi Tara, Rachel and Will, Laura, … Continue reading »emergency-pants.net Episode 49. It just IS. Bridget can’t get enough of Nerd Boyfriend Mmmmmm, balls! Watching people gardening and writing to Congress on Salvia is freaking hilarious Rose made Midwestern Greeting Cards a reality. We love you, Rose! We continue the discussion of the heartbreak of Hyperhidrosis of the Groin Hi Tara, Rachel and Will, Laura, … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/26/episode-48-rapscallions/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/26/episode-48-rapscallions/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 01:34:31 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=478

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/26/episode-48-rapscallions/feed/ 12 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 48 deals with obsession, our awesome listeners, at-risk youth, and meatloaf. Lots and lots of meatloaf. Ok, not really that much meatloaf. Shane is the meatloaf king Panko! LOL-less update Shane growls for Bay and we say hi to Jodi and Rose Bridget and Shane were at-risk youth Tiptoes. It’s real. Check it out. … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 48 deals with obsession, our awesome listeners, at-risk youth, and meatloaf. Lots and lots of meatloaf. Ok, not really that much meatloaf. Shane is the meatloaf king Panko! LOL-less update Shane growls for Bay and we say hi to Jodi and Rose Bridget and Shane were at-risk youth Tiptoes. It’s real. Check it out. … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/19/episode-47-tighten-up-and-junk/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/19/episode-47-tighten-up-and-junk/#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 01:34:22 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=469

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/19/episode-47-tighten-up-and-junk/feed/ 15 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 47 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes picking up the pieces after and angry confrontation. Or not. Probably not. Bridget is snotty. Snooty? Snotty. We’re funny! Awkward Family Photos – thanks Liz! Shane has an awesome thing happen Bridget’s Mom is stalking Friend of the Show Jamie – except we actually tell the story … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 47 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes picking up the pieces after and angry confrontation. Or not. Probably not. Bridget is snotty. Snooty? Snotty. We’re funny! Awkward Family Photos – thanks Liz! Shane has an awesome thing happen Bridget’s Mom is stalking Friend of the Show Jamie – except we actually tell the story … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/14/episode-46-grab-ass-bag/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/14/episode-46-grab-ass-bag/#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 04:55:02 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=460

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/14/episode-46-grab-ass-bag/feed/ 3 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 46, in which Shane and Bridget are recording in the same room! Bridget ran away from home and THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OMAHA! Also – the mystery episode! What conversations were actually recorded? Hard to say. Here’s what we might have talked about: Toilet paper The most unintentionally hilarious thing Jim has … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 46, in which Shane and Bridget are recording in the same room! Bridget ran away from home and THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OMAHA! Also – the mystery episode! What conversations were actually recorded? Hard to say. Here’s what we might have talked about: Toilet paper The most unintentionally hilarious thing Jim has … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/12/episode-46-will-be-posted-later/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/12/episode-46-will-be-posted-later/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 04:52:04 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=458 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/12/episode-46-will-be-posted-later/feed/ 8 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/05/episode-45-15-pounds-of-crap-in-a-5-pound-bag/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/05/episode-45-15-pounds-of-crap-in-a-5-pound-bag/#comments Wed, 06 May 2009 02:21:47 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=445

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/05/episode-45-15-pounds-of-crap-in-a-5-pound-bag/feed/ 9 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more. The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls  Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this picture, Penny, who sent Crying While Eating, and Kelley, who sent Cat Ladies and Laser Portraits. … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more. The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls  Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this picture, Penny, who sent Crying While Eating, and Kelley, who sent Cat Ladies and Laser Portraits. … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/03/episode-44-emergency-trousers-the-third-close-encounters-of-the-12-inch-kind/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/03/episode-44-emergency-trousers-the-third-close-encounters-of-the-12-inch-kind/#comments Sun, 03 May 2009 20:32:01 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=434

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/05/03/episode-44-emergency-trousers-the-third-close-encounters-of-the-12-inch-kind/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother fucker, and former wonderboner. Sausages! Yum! Jamie makes some interesting fashion choices. We suck at compliments, part three. Getting angry at hairstyles. Special greetings from Jamie for … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother fucker, and former wonderboner. Sausages! Yum! Jamie makes some interesting fashion choices. We suck at compliments, part three. Getting angry at hairstyles. Special greetings from Jamie for … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/28/episode-43-working-remote-wink/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/28/episode-43-working-remote-wink/#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 01:10:36 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=421

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/28/episode-43-working-remote-wink/feed/ 9 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 43 of Emergency Pants – a triumph of the human spirit! Beef stands are killing Chicago Bridget dicusses Tony’s visit in vivid and brutal detail – including a visit with the lovely and talented Patrick from PNSexplosion! Shane wants rats. Wait, what? Really? Okay! Lesbian porn embroidery caused a hub-bub over at Mr X … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 43 of Emergency Pants – a triumph of the human spirit! Beef stands are killing Chicago Bridget dicusses Tony’s visit in vivid and brutal detail – including a visit with the lovely and talented Patrick from PNSexplosion! Shane wants rats. Wait, what? Really? Okay! Lesbian porn embroidery caused a hub-bub over at Mr X … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/21/episode-42-redundant-see-redundant/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/21/episode-42-redundant-see-redundant/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:17:13 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=408

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/21/episode-42-redundant-see-redundant/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpsiode 42 of Emergency Pants is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And junk. Bridget is expendable! *sad trombone* Shane shares his experience being laid. Off. Bridget’s Lifetime Movie title: I Decide Who I Hug: Bridget’s Story Shane has great love and affection for old electronics. Weird! Bridget is an unwilling part in … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpsiode 42 of Emergency Pants is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And junk. Bridget is expendable! *sad trombone* Shane shares his experience being laid. Off. Bridget’s Lifetime Movie title: I Decide Who I Hug: Bridget’s Story Shane has great love and affection for old electronics. Weird! Bridget is an unwilling part in … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/14/episode-41-the-heartbreak-of-hyperhidrosis-of-the-groin/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/14/episode-41-the-heartbreak-of-hyperhidrosis-of-the-groin/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:46:37 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=391

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/14/episode-41-the-heartbreak-of-hyperhidrosis-of-the-groin/feed/ 13 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 41 of Emergency Pants has us loving LOTS of things. How much do we love How Much Do We Love? So. Much. Green Porno is sublime Rose sends us goodies and is awesome Tara took and sent us the Ultimate Wacky Neighbor video Needle felting is fun! Get a kit from Tobiah Mundt today! How to … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 41 of Emergency Pants has us loving LOTS of things. How much do we love How Much Do We Love? So. Much. Green Porno is sublime Rose sends us goodies and is awesome Tara took and sent us the Ultimate Wacky Neighbor video Needle felting is fun! Get a kit from Tobiah Mundt today! How to … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/09/episode-40-abscess-cheek-clutch/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/09/episode-40-abscess-cheek-clutch/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:15:29 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=371 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/09/episode-40-abscess-cheek-clutch/feed/ 11 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 40 of Emergency Pants contains 50% more Tony**! A new razor commercial makes Shane feel all funny downstairs Women in panties provide distraction We love learning new things Bridget needs more girlfriends/has too many guy friends We’re all too approachable Download: Episode 40emergency-pants.netEpisode 40 of Emergency Pants contains 50% more Tony**! A new razor commercial makes Shane feel all funny downstairs Women in panties provide distraction We love learning new things Bridget needs more girlfriends/has too many guy friends We’re all too approachable Download: Episode 40Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/07/episode-39-chronic-poo-plosion-situation/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/07/episode-39-chronic-poo-plosion-situation/#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:56:52 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=366

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/04/07/episode-39-chronic-poo-plosion-situation/feed/ 8 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers. Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode Friend of the … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers. Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode Friend of the … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/31/episode-38-eliza-douche-ku/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/31/episode-38-eliza-douche-ku/#comments Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:13:00 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=361

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/31/episode-38-eliza-douche-ku/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace. The best way to disable Shane Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “friends” we mean “people we made fun of on the show” We decide who we … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace. The best way to disable Shane Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “friends” we mean “people we made fun of on the show” We decide who we … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/28/breaking-news-vince-gets-pinched/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/28/breaking-news-vince-gets-pinched/#comments Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:35:57 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=345

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/28/breaking-news-vince-gets-pinched/feed/ 8 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes  It’s a special report from the Emergency Pants crew: ShamWow and Slap Chop salesman Vince Shlomi (I KNEW his name wasn’t really Vince Offer!) got himself in some trouble. Thanks to Sid, Rachel, and Chedderfish for bringing this to our attention! Thanks also to The Smoking Gun website for giving us all the gory … Continue reading »emergency-pants.net  It’s a special report from the Emergency Pants crew: ShamWow and Slap Chop salesman Vince Shlomi (I KNEW his name wasn’t really Vince Offer!) got himself in some trouble. Thanks to Sid, Rachel, and Chedderfish for bringing this to our attention! Thanks also to The Smoking Gun website for giving us all the gory … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/24/episode-37-randomcast/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/24/episode-37-randomcast/#comments Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:04:11 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=330

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/24/episode-37-randomcast/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk. YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY! Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related Bridget and Jamie are made famous when  the Grits to Glitz girls provide a glowing review of MrXStitch! Thanks, … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk. YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY! Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related Bridget and Jamie are made famous when  the Grits to Glitz girls provide a glowing review of MrXStitch! Thanks, … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/17/episode-36-taco-burrito-whats-that-poking-out-of-your-speedo/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/17/episode-36-taco-burrito-whats-that-poking-out-of-your-speedo/#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:48:59 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=318

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/17/episode-36-taco-burrito-whats-that-poking-out-of-your-speedo/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 36 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes, Shane and Bridget, joined by Tony**, master of urban dictionary and knock knock jokes. Rachel McKay, Reluctant Mullet Technician countdown – one week left, bitches! Close encounters with a blue wang Helicopters: super-cool or terrifying bringers of doom? You decide! Marshmallows: same question. Bridget’s fangirl chronicles: King … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 36 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes, Shane and Bridget, joined by Tony**, master of urban dictionary and knock knock jokes. Rachel McKay, Reluctant Mullet Technician countdown – one week left, bitches! Close encounters with a blue wang Helicopters: super-cool or terrifying bringers of doom? You decide! Marshmallows: same question. Bridget’s fangirl chronicles: King … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/10/epsiode-35-drake-tungsten-and-the-fists-of-fairly-angry/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/10/epsiode-35-drake-tungsten-and-the-fists-of-fairly-angry/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:06:24 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=303

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/10/epsiode-35-drake-tungsten-and-the-fists-of-fairly-angry/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 35 of Emergency Pants is filled with mystery and lessons about life and loss. And fisting. We announce the winner of MrXStitch’s recycled cross stitch! Eeeeeeeee! Bridget was Down With the Sickness Becky Stern and VSC were both featured at MrXStitch and are both super cool. We proclaim our undying love for Ruby42. Also, Clown Jizz amd … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 35 of Emergency Pants is filled with mystery and lessons about life and loss. And fisting. We announce the winner of MrXStitch’s recycled cross stitch! Eeeeeeeee! Bridget was Down With the Sickness Becky Stern and VSC were both featured at MrXStitch and are both super cool. We proclaim our undying love for Ruby42. Also, Clown Jizz amd … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/04/emergency-pants-forums/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/04/emergency-pants-forums/#comments Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:01:18 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=299 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/04/emergency-pants-forums/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/03/episode-34-chicks-dig-me/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/03/episode-34-chicks-dig-me/#comments Wed, 04 Mar 2009 03:52:05 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=287

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/03/03/episode-34-chicks-dig-me/feed/ 13 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 34 of Emergency Pants features the story of a brutal attack purportrated by poultry on a powerless prepubescent. Also: alliteration. Worlds collide! Shane and Bridget bond over idiocy they deal with on a daily basis Worlds collide AGAIN! Bridget’s other internet home, Mr X Stitch is having a contest – and next week we get to announce the … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 34 of Emergency Pants features the story of a brutal attack purportrated by poultry on a powerless prepubescent. Also: alliteration. Worlds collide! Shane and Bridget bond over idiocy they deal with on a daily basis Worlds collide AGAIN! Bridget’s other internet home, Mr X Stitch is having a contest – and next week we get to announce the … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/27/contesty-goodness-we-wanted-you-to-know/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/27/contesty-goodness-we-wanted-you-to-know/#comments Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:44:20 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=277

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/27/contesty-goodness-we-wanted-you-to-know/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/24/episode-33-pork-sword-fight/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/24/episode-33-pork-sword-fight/#comments Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:45:06 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=262

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/24/episode-33-pork-sword-fight/feed/ 24 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 33 of Emergency Pants is filled with random goodness! We love PNSexplosion so much, we bought them dinner and sent them this. Funny fake names used in battle Ghosts and old people – connected? We share “We shall most certainly be chums” moments We’re just not comfortable being complimented. *squirm* New listener Tara! Hi … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 33 of Emergency Pants is filled with random goodness! We love PNSexplosion so much, we bought them dinner and sent them this. Funny fake names used in battle Ghosts and old people – connected? We share “We shall most certainly be chums” moments We’re just not comfortable being complimented. *squirm* New listener Tara! Hi … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/17/episode-32-lady-marma-slot/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/17/episode-32-lady-marma-slot/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:45:00 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=249

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/17/episode-32-lady-marma-slot/feed/ 28 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 32 of Emergency Pants brings the euphemism contest to a close. We can’t tell you how much fun this was for us, mostly because we are still laughing. Thanks to all of our awesome listeners who participated! A winner is chosen! Who will it be? It’s a mystery! Unless you look at the title … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netEpisode 32 of Emergency Pants brings the euphemism contest to a close. We can’t tell you how much fun this was for us, mostly because we are still laughing. Thanks to all of our awesome listeners who participated! A winner is chosen! Who will it be? It’s a mystery! Unless you look at the title … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/10/episode-31-the-gilded-lily/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/10/episode-31-the-gilded-lily/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:45:29 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=218 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/10/episode-31-the-gilded-lily/feed/ 11 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 31 is just FULL of stuff! AND junk! Euphemism contest entries - you guys are dirty, and we love it! Thanks to: Nessa, Kelley, Tony, Sid, Laura, Tina, Bay and Jamie! Shane's new website! Bridget's domestic success! Listener Sid posts a link that makes Bridget cry (in the good way) We finally say hi to Alissa! Hi, Alissa! Shane makes Kelley and Alissa uncomfortable, I'm sure. Sorry, ladies! Bridget is a katamari for IT guys!emergency-pants.netEpisode 31 is just FULL of stuff! AND junk! Euphemism contest entries - you guys are dirty, and we love it! Thanks to: Nessa, Kelley, Tony, Sid, Laura, Tina, Bay and Jamie! Shane's new website! Bridget's domestic success! Listener Sid posts a link that makes Bridget cry (in the good way) We finally say hi to Alissa! Hi, Alissa! Shane makes Kelley and Alissa uncomfortable, I'm sure. Sorry, ladies! Bridget is a katamari for IT guys!Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/03/episode-30-saucing-the-taco/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/03/episode-30-saucing-the-taco/#comments Wed, 04 Feb 2009 04:55:40 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=204 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/02/03/episode-30-saucing-the-taco/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesThat's right, we're having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they're not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype - emergency-pants.net - or leave a comment on the site to participate. A winner will be selected and Bridget will design a stitch based on the winning phrase - and hey, if the winner wants it, we'll even send it to them! Or not. We don't want things to be weird between us. We'll move as slow as you want us to, baby.emergency-pants.netThat's right, we're having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they're not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype - emergency-pants.net - or leave a comment on the site to participate. A winner will be selected and Bridget will design a stitch based on the winning phrase - and hey, if the winner wants it, we'll even send it to them! Or not. We don't want things to be weird between us. We'll move as slow as you want us to, baby.Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/27/episode-29-emergency-trousers-ii-electric-boogaloo/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/27/episode-29-emergency-trousers-ii-electric-boogaloo/#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:47:29 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=186

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/27/episode-29-emergency-trousers-ii-electric-boogaloo/feed/ 5 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yes    It’s the second international edition of Emergency Pants! Bridget’s brother from a European mother and Friend of the Show Jamie joins us via the interwebs. Topics covered: Jamie’s past life as a wonder boner Tonight’s vocabulary word is felching Shane has 5 computers!!! HR secret codes Listener love! Thanks to Cheryl and iTunes 5 star reviewer! … Continue reading »emergency-pants.net    It’s the second international edition of Emergency Pants! Bridget’s brother from a European mother and Friend of the Show Jamie joins us via the interwebs. Topics covered: Jamie’s past life as a wonder boner Tonight’s vocabulary word is felching Shane has 5 computers!!! HR secret codes Listener love! Thanks to Cheryl and iTunes 5 star reviewer! … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/20/episode-28-shane-screws-the-pooch/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/20/episode-28-shane-screws-the-pooch/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:18:43 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=170 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/20/episode-28-shane-screws-the-pooch/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 28 - the episode so nice, we decided to record it TWICE! Tonight we discuss: YogaToes, Easy Curves and Cheers To You - provided by official Emergency Pants Researchers Rachel and Keri. Dudes crying. Bridget twitters about her day, even if it might get her grounded. An update on the grab-ass couple - it's really them! - especially for Kelley. Shane attempts a solo podcast.emergency-pants.netEpisode 28 - the episode so nice, we decided to record it TWICE! Tonight we discuss: YogaToes, Easy Curves and Cheers To You - provided by official Emergency Pants Researchers Rachel and Keri. Dudes crying. Bridget twitters about her day, even if it might get her grounded. An update on the grab-ass couple - it's really them! - especially for Kelley. Shane attempts a solo podcast.Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/14/episode-27-punch-junk-love/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/14/episode-27-punch-junk-love/#comments Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:02:41 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=166 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/14/episode-27-punch-junk-love/feed/ 1 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesPublic Grabass Tiddy Bear competitor "Snadge Elephant" Reading Twitter in the Bathroom Broken Sound Equipment (Pisses Me Off!)emergency-pants.netPublic Grabass Tiddy Bear competitor "Snadge Elephant" Reading Twitter in the Bathroom Broken Sound Equipment (Pisses Me Off!)Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/06/episode-26-i-couldnt-bear-to-do-it/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/06/episode-26-i-couldnt-bear-to-do-it/#comments Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:38:13 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=161 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/06/episode-26-i-couldnt-bear-to-do-it/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesWelcome to Episode 26, with 50% more Tony! (The picture above is not Tony) In this episode we discuss: The joys of belligerant drunks The Transformers (the robots, not the electrical devices or sex acts) 80s cartoons Teacher rape (or the lack thereof) And more!emergency-pants.netWelcome to Episode 26, with 50% more Tony! (The picture above is not Tony) In this episode we discuss: The joys of belligerant drunks The Transformers (the robots, not the electrical devices or sex acts) 80s cartoons Teacher rape (or the lack thereof) And more!Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/02/episode-25-amazing-commercial-extravaganza-2-electric-boogaloo/ http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/02/episode-25-amazing-commercial-extravaganza-2-electric-boogaloo/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:15:32 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=147 http://emergency-pants.net/2009/01/02/episode-25-amazing-commercial-extravaganza-2-electric-boogaloo/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesWe're back with a bonus episode this week: The exciting conclusion of the Emergency Pants Amazing Commercial Extravaganza - IN COLOR!emergency-pants.netWe're back with a bonus episode this week: The exciting conclusion of the Emergency Pants Amazing Commercial Extravaganza - IN COLOR!Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/30/episode-25-amazing-commercial-extravaganza-part-1/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/30/episode-25-amazing-commercial-extravaganza-part-1/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:48:50 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=143 http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/30/episode-25-amazing-commercial-extravaganza-part-1/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 25 explores Bridget's and my love for shitty commercials. We're also lucky enough to have a listener-submitted photo from Laura and DJ. We cover a lot of our favorite bad commercials in this episode, plus the benefits of having a fort, and our best and worst Christmases!emergency-pants.netEpisode 25 explores Bridget's and my love for shitty commercials. We're also lucky enough to have a listener-submitted photo from Laura and DJ. We cover a lot of our favorite bad commercials in this episode, plus the benefits of having a fort, and our best and worst Christmases!Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/16/episode-23-we-talked-about-a-lot-of-crap/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/16/episode-23-we-talked-about-a-lot-of-crap/#comments Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:42:41 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=139 http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/16/episode-23-we-talked-about-a-lot-of-crap/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 23 covers a lot of ground, so we'll get right into the nitty gritty: Snow sucks - it's confirmed and documented. Bridget's mom is not the best CSR. The first recorded trans-atlantic junk-food swap. Mean Pharmacy Lady. Nobody has time for REO Speedwagon. Burnout. The worst joke in the worldemergency-pants.netEpisode 23 covers a lot of ground, so we'll get right into the nitty gritty: Snow sucks - it's confirmed and documented. Bridget's mom is not the best CSR. The first recorded trans-atlantic junk-food swap. Mean Pharmacy Lady. Nobody has time for REO Speedwagon. Burnout. The worst joke in the worldBridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/09/episode-22-emergency-trousers/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/09/episode-22-emergency-trousers/#comments Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:05:17 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=135 Episode 22 takes us across the pond (via the interwebs) to talk with our special guest, MrXStitch! We discuss the differences between British and American culture. And by "culture" we mean "swear words." Also covered, conkers, and the ridiculousness that is snuggies. ]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/12/09/episode-22-emergency-trousers/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 22 takes us across the pond (via the interwebs) to talk with our special guest, MrXStitch! We discuss the differences between British and American culture. And by "culture" we mean "swear words." Also covered, conkers, and the ridiculousness that is snuggies.emergency-pants.netEpisode 22 takes us across the pond (via the interwebs) to talk with our special guest, MrXStitch! We discuss the differences between British and American culture. And by "culture" we mean "swear words." Also covered, conkers, and the ridiculousness that is snuggies.Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/25/episode-21-an-act-of-contrition/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/25/episode-21-an-act-of-contrition/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:54:14 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=131 In Episode 21, we shine the harsh light of truth on our pasts, and atone for the bad things we did. And, by "atone," I mean "tell you about and laugh at." We cover such scintillating sins as: Theft Medical fetishes Lying and Jedi Mind Tricks]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/25/episode-21-an-act-of-contrition/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesIn Episode 21, we shine the harsh light of truth on our pasts, and atone for the bad things we did. And, by "atone," I mean "tell you about and laugh at." We cover such scintillating sins as: Theft Medical fetishes Lying and Jedi Mind Tricksemergency-pants.netIn Episode 21, we shine the harsh light of truth on our pasts, and atone for the bad things we did. And, by "atone," I mean "tell you about and laugh at." We cover such scintillating sins as: Theft Medical fetishes Lying and Jedi Mind TricksBridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/18/episode-20-it-burns/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/18/episode-20-it-burns/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:05:24 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=121 Episode 20 is all about embarrassment. Hear such harrowing tales as: The Wrong Party! I Thought You Hung Up! Grab-Ass - For Real This Time! Gingerbread Latte of Doom! ]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/18/episode-20-it-burns/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 20 is all about embarrassment. Hear such harrowing tales as: The Wrong Party! I Thought You Hung Up! Grab-Ass - For Real This Time! Gingerbread Latte of Doom!emergency-pants.netEpisode 20 is all about embarrassment. Hear such harrowing tales as: The Wrong Party! I Thought You Hung Up! Grab-Ass - For Real This Time! Gingerbread Latte of Doom!Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/11/episode-19-hookers-and-blow/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/11/episode-19-hookers-and-blow/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:56:59 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=117 Episode 19: We review our feedback from the ladies at Grits to Glitz, who gave us a shout-out on their latest episode, and a discussion about Shane's prostitute friend. Also: People are incapable of determining if they're having an actual emergency Vampire stories and Twilight Sticky accents Goodbye, Mars Lander!]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/11/episode-19-hookers-and-blow/feed/ 6 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 19: We review our feedback from the ladies at Grits to Glitz, who gave us a shout-out on their latest episode, and a discussion about Shane's prostitute friend. Also: People are incapable of determining if they're having an actual emergency Vampire stories and Twilight Sticky accents Goodbye, Mars Lander!emergency-pants.netEpisode 19: We review our feedback from the ladies at Grits to Glitz, who gave us a shout-out on their latest episode, and a discussion about Shane's prostitute friend. Also: People are incapable of determining if they're having an actual emergency Vampire stories and Twilight Sticky accents Goodbye, Mars Lander!Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/04/episode-18-the-president-is-near/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/04/episode-18-the-president-is-near/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:47:19 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=110 Episode 18 kicks off with election coverage, and we find out what's wrong with America today. Bridget enjoys some hot latte action courtesy of Starbuck's new friendliness program, and we discuss how it's hard out there for a geek. ]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/11/04/episode-18-the-president-is-near/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 18 kicks off with election coverage, and we find out what's wrong with America today. Bridget enjoys some hot latte action courtesy of Starbuck's new friendliness program, and we discuss how it's hard out there for a geek.emergency-pants.netEpisode 18 kicks off with election coverage, and we find out what's wrong with America today. Bridget enjoys some hot latte action courtesy of Starbuck's new friendliness program, and we discuss how it's hard out there for a geek.Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/28/episode-17-we-made-it-to-episode-17/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/28/episode-17-we-made-it-to-episode-17/#comments Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:50:31 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=105 Episode 16 is hot off the presses! In this issue: Minneapolis vs. St. Paul The Smoking Gun TV has funny educational films, including "Easy To Get" - Army's training video about how not to get gonorrhea - NSFW! Bridget has hot Twitter friends Skittle jackets are not hiphop Commercials encourage lying Download it now: Episode 17 ]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/28/episode-17-we-made-it-to-episode-17/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesEpisode 16 is hot off the presses! In this issue: Minneapolis vs. St. Paul The Smoking Gun TV has funny educational films, including "Easy To Get" - Army's training video about how not to get gonorrhea - NSFW! Bridget has hot Twitter friends Skittle jackets are not hiphop Commercials encourage lying Download it now: Episode 17emergency-pants.netEpisode 16 is hot off the presses! In this issue: Minneapolis vs. St. Paul The Smoking Gun TV has funny educational films, including "Easy To Get" - Army's training video about how not to get gonorrhea - NSFW! Bridget has hot Twitter friends Skittle jackets are not hiphop Commercials encourage lying Download it now: Episode 17Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/21/episode-16-is-all-up-inz/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/21/episode-16-is-all-up-inz/#comments Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:10:57 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=99 We managed to whip Skype into a bloody submission this evening, so here's another episode for you all. We detail the scandalous stealing of political signs from Bridget's mom, the wonders of GPS, Subversive arts and crafts, Human Resources, Tony, and childish insults. Shout outs to Mr. Xstitch, and a shitload of etsy stores]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/21/episode-16-is-all-up-inz/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesWe managed to whip Skype into a bloody submission this evening, so here's another episode for you all. We detail the scandalous stealing of political signs from Bridget's mom, the wonders of GPS, Subversive arts and crafts, Human Resources, Tony, and childish insults. Shout outs to Mr. Xstitch, and a shitload of etsy storesemergency-pants.netWe managed to whip Skype into a bloody submission this evening, so here's another episode for you all. We detail the scandalous stealing of political signs from Bridget's mom, the wonders of GPS, Subversive arts and crafts, Human Resources, Tony, and childish insults. Shout outs to Mr. Xstitch, and a shitload of etsy storesBridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/07/it-is-better-to-lose-a-good-friend-than-a-good-jest/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/07/it-is-better-to-lose-a-good-friend-than-a-good-jest/#comments Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:56:22 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=93

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/10/01/episode-14-i-need-a-montage/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesWho doesn’t need a montage?  In this episode, we discuss the things in life in which we would like to be sped fast-forward through, a la the movie montage.   Other things you will find interesting in this podcast: Bridget’s awesome doctor Shane’s fascination with Bridget’s awesome doctor Nerd Lovin’ Something horrible in the bubble … Continue reading »emergency-pants.netWho doesn’t need a montage?  In this episode, we discuss the things in life in which we would like to be sped fast-forward through, a la the movie montage.   Other things you will find interesting in this podcast: Bridget’s awesome doctor Shane’s fascination with Bridget’s awesome doctor Nerd Lovin’ Something horrible in the bubble … Continue reading »Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/09/19/episode-13-a-new-hope/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/09/19/episode-13-a-new-hope/#comments Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:14:37 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=76

Commit! Commit! Commit to be shit! Be! Shitgressive! B-E shitgressive!

So, Episode 12 is in the can (quite literally). It picks up where 11 left off, with the EP crew being joined again by Tony** to discuss matters of great importance. Tony also teaches us the game "Species or Sex Act?" which proves to be a great time.

Continue reading »]]> http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/18/penance/feed/ 7 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/17/episode-007/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/17/episode-007/#comments Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:50:24 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=12 http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/17/episode-007/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)yesThis week's episode covers a wide range of topics, such as ice cream, hobos (but no hobo vaginas), crafting, podcasting, and crazy people.emergency-pants.netThis week's episode covers a wide range of topics, such as ice cream, hobos (but no hobo vaginas), crafting, podcasting, and crazy people.Bridget,shane,emergency,pants,comedy,emergency,pants http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/15/christ-this-editing-shit-is-hard/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/15/christ-this-editing-shit-is-hard/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:49:34 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=11 http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/15/christ-this-editing-shit-is-hard/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/11/move-completed/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/11/move-completed/#comments Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:51:41 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=10 http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/11/move-completed/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/10/moving-to-new-hosting-provider/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/10/moving-to-new-hosting-provider/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:40:51 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=8 http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/10/moving-to-new-hosting-provider/feed/ 2 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/10/professions-i-would-be-bad-at/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/10/professions-i-would-be-bad-at/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:28:53 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=7 http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/10/professions-i-would-be-bad-at/feed/ 4 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net) http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/06/emergency-pantsnet-inaugural-post/ http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/06/emergency-pantsnet-inaugural-post/#comments Sun, 06 Jul 2008 07:14:28 +0000 http://emergency-pants.net/?p=5 http://emergency-pants.net/2008/07/06/emergency-pantsnet-inaugural-post/feed/ 0 emergencypantspodcast@gmail.com (emergency-pants.net)