EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI

“I wanna run. I want to
_hide. I wanna tear down
_the walls that hold me
_inside. I wanna reach 
_out and touch the flame,
_where the streets have
_no names. I wanna
_feel sunlight on my
_face...“

EM NEWS
– Traffic Squided To A Stop
– Canvassing Efforts Pay Off
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — hey, check her out!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“Don’t I look so nice? I’ve
_been waiting all my life
_for this moment to arrive.
_I sold my Sunday best, 
_just to slip into this dress.
_Have you seen my face?
_The look in my eyes? Do
_whatever it takes. I’ll die
_for it. I wanna burn this
_house to the ground
_after playing with fire. I
_wanna burn this map of
_the stars. Now, I’m on
_fire...“

EM NEWS
– Extra Crispy History
– Not Your Typical Firehouse Dropoff
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — I’m a doctor…
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“He’s got a star-map of
_Hollywood, a list of cheap
_motels all along the free-
_way. She’s got a sister out
_in Vegas. Promise of a 
_decent job, far away from
_her hometown...“

EM NEWS
– Is It Mayo or Mayonnaise?
– Yeah…Well…I Guess…Uh…Living On The Wild Side
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — I’m a doctor…
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– EMR presents ‘Hey, That’s A Nice Pair’
– Big Kahuna Bash #8 (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
>YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
>YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
>YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
>VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“I’m broke, but I’m happy.
_I’m poor, but I’m kind.
_I’m short, but I’m healthy,
_yeah. I’m high, but I’m 
_grounded. I’m sane, but 
_I’m overwhelmed. I’m
_lost, but I’m hopeful, 
_Baby. And what it all 
_comes down to is that
_everything’s gonna be
_fine, fine, fine. ‘Cause I’ve
_got one hand in my pocket
_and the other one is givin’
_a high-five...“

EM NEWS
– No Elevator Required
– Cool Box, Dude!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the 1960s, Baby, Yeah!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“Who fought the fight of
_down-trod and needy?
_Charles La Trobe. Against
_the power of the great and
_greedy? Charles La Trobe.
_Who battled for the blacks
_and ill and retarded? 
_Charles La Trobe.  And 
_among the poor was well
_regarded? Charles La
_Trobe. He was a poet,
_painter, explorer mild.
_Mountaineer, writer,
_sportsman untired. Bot-
_anist, governor and again
_and again — La Trobe
_was a gentleman...“

EM NEWS
– He Can Really Crack Your Nuts!
– Viva Adult Tricycle!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — I mean, maybe she knows
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– The Initials Game (initialsgame.com)
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: WILL FARGO
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFRY

“Drivin’ home this evenin’,
_coulda sworn we had it all
_worked out. You had this
_boy believin’ way beyond
_a shadow of a doubt, yeah.
_Well, I heard it on the 
_street, heard you might’ve
_found somebody new, yeah.
_Well, who is he, baby?
_Well, who is he and tell me
_what he means to you. I
_took it all for granted, but
_how was I to know that
_you’d be letting go? Now it
_cuts like a knife...“

EM NEWS
– Well, Isn’t That A Beach?
– She Made Us SO Wet
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — love at third sight
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Tommy’s Chi-Town / Rush Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– We chat with guest Al Rio / Will Fargo
– Will Fargo’s Bogus Advice reading
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFRY

“Down in the kitchen where
_the heartache begins, I’m
_stirring up some memories
_with a fork and a grin. Mac
_and cheese on the stove, 
_like mama used to make.
_Golden gooey goodness for
_every heart to break, Oh  
_mac n’ cheese, you’re my
_comfort and joy. A
_southern delight, man I
_just cannot avoid in world
_of sorrow, you’re my
_guiding light...“

EM NEWS
– On the Road Again…and Again…and Again
– They’re Balls…From Space
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the 50s, Baby
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Yet Again…Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB pages, no account required)
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“Yes, there’s the ragged hill
_and there’s the boat on the
_river. And when the rain
_came down, he heard a 
_wild dog howl. There were
_voices in the night – “Don’t
_do it…” Too many men 
_have failed before. What-
_ever you do, don’t pay the
_ferryman until he gets you
_to the other side...“

EM NEWS
– Parts, Parts, Parts
– Mist of The Orient
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — me, me, me
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Tommy’s NY, Niagara, Toronto Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: MISCHKE

“I looked out the window, seen
_his bald head. Ran to the fridge
_and pulled out an egg. Scoped
_him with my scopes, he had no
_hair. Launched that shot and
_he was caught out there. Saw
_the convertible driving by, I
_loaded up the slingshot, let 
_one fly. He went for his to
_find he didn’t have one. Put
_him in check, correct, with my
_egg-gun...“

MENTALTAINMENT
_This is a Best of episode with extended excerpts from
_our first interview with legendary radio-man Tommy
_Mischke

MISCELLANEOUS
_Our theme for June is Donruss’ Odd Rods stickers.
_The image this week is sticker #43 “Mad Hatcher.”
_ The words are from “Egg Man” off the 1989 Beastie
_Boys album, “Paul’s Boutique.”

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
LIVE IN STUDIO: THE COLONEL

“Bonnie was the waitress in
_this small cafe. Clyde Barrow
_was the rounder who took
_her away. They both robbed
_and killed until both of them
_died. So goes the legend of
_Bonnie and Clyde. The 
_poems that she wrote of the
_life they led told of the law-
_men left dying or dead. Some
_say that Clyde made her life
_a shame. But the legend
_made Bonnie the head of
_the game...“

EM NEWS
– Pouring Past Expectations
– Books Meet Bedlam
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the 40s, Baby
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!