It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Tue, 27 Oct 2026 05:55:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif https://www.fark.com/comments/14240388?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [6 comments] ]]> James Comey charged by Cheetolini's administration. This is not a repeat from the last time they tried to indict him... or the time before that [Followup] Tue, 27 Oct 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240388 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240334?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [6 comments] ]]> International airport closes control tower overnight due to staff shortage, tells pilots to just figure shiat out themselves [Scary] Tue, 27 Oct 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240334 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240324?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [5 comments] ]]> Dollar General sued for charging more than a dollar [Interesting] Tue, 27 Oct 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240324 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240356?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [41 comments] ]]> Area man known for snorting cocaine off public toilets has thoughts about Arabs contributing to the scientific community [Dumbass] Tue, 27 Oct 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240356 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239274?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [64 comments] ]]> If you owed taxes to the Russian government, there is some good news this morning. Also you've got some explaining to do [Amusing] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 22:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239274 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239616?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [27 comments] ]]> Oh, sure, he gets called the 'Picasso of Pumpkin Carvers,' but when I try my hand at it in November with live turkeys everyone gets freaked out [Obvious] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 21:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239616 https://www.fark.com/comments/14237342?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop these Chilean field hockey players [Photoshop] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14237342 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239730?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [40 comments] ]]> Record high tides threatens to flood Southern Calfornia coasts, lift all boats [PSA] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 19:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239730 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240116?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [89 comments] ]]> It's time for the annual "Halloween Candy" listicles. This has some deep cuts unrelated to what items might be inserted inside them [Obvious] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 18:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240116 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240142?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [112 comments] ]]> Farker TenJed_77 passed away on the 17th. Ton départ laisse un vide, merci d'avoir été un ami [Sad] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 18:00:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240142 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240052?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [38 comments] ]]> Wordmaxxing [Stupid] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 17:50:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14240052 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239852?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [20 comments] ]]> The Tennessee Department of Corrections is on a real winning streak [Facepalm] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 17:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239852 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239890?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [17 comments] ]]> Hunka, hunka, burning love, Florida Woman edition [Florida] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 16:50:08 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239890 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239640?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [44 comments] ]]> Who better to sell illegal drugs to addicts than the guys who run the rehab center? [Fail] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 16:20:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239640 https://www.fark.com/comments/14236928?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> Photoshop this coveted possession [Photoshop] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14236928 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239940?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [31 comments] ]]> Yeah, we're pretty much all merging into our phones and we'll complain about it until we're asked to fully plug in blah blah didn't read and click accept [Obvious] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 15:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239940 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239770?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [44 comments] ]]> Man jumps from 24th-floor balcony. With helpful pic of both the building and the direction traveled in case that wasn't already clear [Sad] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 14:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239770 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239596?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [58 comments] ]]> West Hollywood man won't face charges after viral altercation with 'MAGA influencer,' as prosecutors decide there isn't a crime for 'not hitting someone as hard as they deserve' [Followup] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 14:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239596 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239720?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [65 comments] ]]> I know it's Halloween, but a skeleton sex orgy might be taking things a step too far. Counterpoint: or not far enough? [Fail] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 14:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239720 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239794?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [181 comments] ]]> Preparing the funeral wessel. Walter Koenig dead at 90 [Sad] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 14:17:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239794 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239600?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [29 comments] ]]> Suspect in Eagle's Nest fire sent to Cuckoo's Nest [Followup] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 13:39:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239600 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239560?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [81 comments] ]]> Anthropic: We just lost 80 billion dollars and our product might kill everyone, please invest in us [Obvious] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 13:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239560 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239684?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [42 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1881, the famous Shootout at the O.K. Corral took place. "Stop, Dad." "Shootout at the OK, Corral" [Vintage] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 13:11:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239684 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239656?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [29 comments] ]]> United States heading for the biggest shipwreck since the 2024 election [Interesting] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 12:47:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239656 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239584?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> Person killed in Spanaway explosion and RV fire. I mean, meth probably explains the RV, but I dunno how you blow an entire Spanaway [Scary] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 12:05:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239584 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239610?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [158 comments] ]]> The reviews are in for the first episode of Elon Musk's "historically accurate" adaptation of Homer: D'oh [Fail] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 11:48:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239610 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239452?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [41 comments] ]]> It's National Pumpkin Day. Show us your pumpkins [Cool] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 11:31:01 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239452 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239372?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [79 comments] ]]> Well, it took the combined efforts of lots and lots of really stupid people, but we managed to do it, folks. We've doubled the number of measles cases in the US from last year. USA USA USA USA [Murica] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 11:09:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239372 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239394?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [48 comments] ]]> In yet another sign of communism's creeping encroachment, Americans just can't seem to get enough mahjong [Scary] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 10:26:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239394 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [19 comments] ]]> It's your Maker Monday thread, Ghosts and Goblins 2026 edition. Show off your costumes or decorations (or anything else you're working on). LGT some printable decorations, from the flat to the very complicated [Scary] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 09:00:26 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239140 https://www.fark.com/comments/14236362?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop this deluxe arch [Photoshop] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14236362 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239286?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [43 comments] ]]> Convicted murderer loses legal battle over Vegemite ban in prisons, will now be charged with attempted murder of taste buds [Followup] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 08:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239286 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239136?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [89 comments] ]]> Return of the Lula [Followup] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239136 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239134?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [20 comments] ]]> If Highlander has taught me anything, all the guy needs is a bunch of safety pins and he'll be good as new [Awkward] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 08:05:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239134 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239320?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [250 comments] ]]> Day 1,706 of WW3. For no particular reason, Moscow suggests putting data centers underground, and Pooty-Poot sets up more air defenses around his dacha. Meanwhile, Serbian president Vucic loses his election. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239320 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [44 comments] ]]> That's all (too soon), folks [Sad] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239216 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239110?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [147 comments] ]]> Police called to youth soccer field in Nevada suburb for: A.) Mass shooting B.) Parents fighting C.) 3-year-old Black boy was too good at soccer [Asinine] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239110 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239266?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [31 comments] ]]> What do we still need to know about the Tyne nurdle spill? 1) What's a nurdle? [Followup] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239266 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239072?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [29 comments] ]]> Alabama's favorite ambulance chaser announces that's he's reached a settlement. Subby feels that the subject might be a little too fresh, perhaps not quite ripe for the picking [Creepy] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239072 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239122?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [9 comments] ]]> Man shot on Fabrication Street, or maybe they're just making the whole thing up [Misc] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239122 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239038?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [68 comments] ]]> shiatler's tariffs are doing more harm than good [Ironic] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239038 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239016?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Phrasing [Cool] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239016 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239058?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [31 comments] ]]> We didn't land st Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on ... oh, shiat. Run [Scary] Mon, 26 Oct 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239058