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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Mon, 01 Jun 2026 21:15:04 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Have you heard about the naked rambler? [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085714?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Have you heard about the naked rambler? [Strange] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 20:38:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085714 Photoshop these odd rocks [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085062?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Photoshop these odd rocks [Photoshop] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 20:00:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085062 After stealing a Lego Collection worth 200k that a man was trying to sell to pay for his father's healthcare, then SWATing the customer, Bricks and Minifigs says it's committed to helping the family it keeps attacking [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085778?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> After stealing a Lego Collection worth 200k that a man was trying to sell to pay for his father's healthcare, then SWATing the customer, Bricks and Minifigs says it's committed to helping the family it keeps attacking [Followup] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 19:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085778 Remember those 11 missing "nuclear" lab people that went missing? One of them as been found in New Mexico National Forest. No cause of death reported...yet [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085804?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Remember those 11 missing "nuclear" lab people that went missing? One of them as been found in New Mexico National Forest. No cause of death reported...yet [Interesting] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 19:01:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085804 Ayn Rand Center proposed for Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. That's the joke [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085600?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Ayn Rand Center proposed for Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. That's the joke [Spiffy] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 18:03:01 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085600 Bill before Congress would ban from the US any vehicle where the manufacturer had any Chinese ownership. Like Mercedes Benz, which is nearly 20% owned by Chinese interests [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085622?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [74 comments] ]]> Bill before Congress would ban from the US any vehicle where the manufacturer had any Chinese ownership. Like Mercedes Benz, which is nearly 20% owned by Chinese interests [Fail] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:48:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085622 DNA testing of lock of Beethoven's hair suggesting that he died of lead poisoning, is somewhat hampered by a later test which showed the hair actually came from an unidentified woman [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085760?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> DNA testing of lock of Beethoven's hair suggesting that he died of lead poisoning, is somewhat hampered by a later test which showed the hair actually came from an unidentified woman [Awkward] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085760 Anthropic: QUICK. TO THE VASTLY OVERPRICED IPO-MOBILE [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085826?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Anthropic: QUICK. TO THE VASTLY OVERPRICED IPO-MOBILE [Stupid] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085826 Ruh-Roh [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085718?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Ruh-Roh [Obvious] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085718 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 1 is palatable, as in "A friend came into my restaurant, and I was able to find my palatable" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085176?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 1 is palatable, as in "A friend came into my restaurant, and I was able to find my palatable" [Amusing] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:00:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085176 Today marks the start of British Tomato Fortnight, a celebration in the same vein as the Canadian Syrup Month or the Australian Quandong Interval [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085396?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Today marks the start of British Tomato Fortnight, a celebration in the same vein as the Canadian Syrup Month or the Australian Quandong Interval [Misc] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 16:30:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085396 Photoshop this happy pond pair [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14082304?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Photoshop this happy pond pair [Photoshop] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 16:00:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14082304 Please note: "Whole Health Clinic" does not mean "Make a New Hole Health Clinic" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085336?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Please note: "Whole Health Clinic" does not mean "Make a New Hole Health Clinic" [Scary] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 15:35:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085336 Hurricane season begins today and it's time to prepare. Officials urge Florida Men to stock up on beer and alligators, as critical supplies may be unavailable after the storm [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085484?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Hurricane season begins today and it's time to prepare. Officials urge Florida Men to stock up on beer and alligators, as critical supplies may be unavailable after the storm [Florida] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 15:13:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085484 Police investigating after man hit by car in fight on Amarillo Boulevard, proving again the wisdom of the adage, 'Never pick a fistfight with a Dodge Charger" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085348?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Police investigating after man hit by car in fight on Amarillo Boulevard, proving again the wisdom of the adage, 'Never pick a fistfight with a Dodge Charger" [Scary] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 14:49:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085348 If you're forcing your toddler to chug bovine colostrum, you're probably the sort of idiot who doesn't understand what a headline in the form of a question means, anyway [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085568?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> If you're forcing your toddler to chug bovine colostrum, you're probably the sort of idiot who doesn't understand what a headline in the form of a question means, anyway [Dumbass] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 14:25:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085568 If you find yourself arguing with kids at a pokémon vending machine, it might just be time to get a life [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085496?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> If you find yourself arguing with kids at a pokémon vending machine, it might just be time to get a life [Awkward] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 14:06:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085496 Cluck the police [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085126?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Cluck the police [Amusing] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 13:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085126 Given everything going on around us right now, THIS is the quote you're going to suspend and possibly fire a school principal over? [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085510?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> Given everything going on around us right now, THIS is the quote you're going to suspend and possibly fire a school principal over? [Fail] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 13:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085510 Barrels of fun indeed [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085164?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Barrels of fun indeed [Scary] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 13:19:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085164 Influencers are helping drive sales of unapproved and dangerous peptides, because people would rather listen to random idiots on the internet instead of doctors [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085480?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Influencers are helping drive sales of unapproved and dangerous peptides, because people would rather listen to random idiots on the internet instead of doctors [Amusing] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 13:03:26 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085480 Is it cheaper to ditch your gas car and buy an EV? Here come the numbers [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085422?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [112 comments] ]]> Is it cheaper to ditch your gas car and buy an EV? Here come the numbers [Interesting] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:48:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085422 Americans are dealing with high gas prices by driving much further to find cheaper gas, which of course means that [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085224?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [96 comments] ]]> Americans are dealing with high gas prices by driving much further to find cheaper gas, which of course means that [Facepalm] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:33:52 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085224 Big deal - subby's brain cells were playing Doom 33 years ago [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085432?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Big deal - subby's brain cells were playing Doom 33 years ago [Scary] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085432 A robot is helping an ailing couple stay in their home, in what is no doubt simply a ploy to steal their medicine. Never fear, Old Glory Robot Insurance is here [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085372?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> A robot is helping an ailing couple stay in their home, in what is no doubt simply a ploy to steal their medicine. Never fear, Old Glory Robot Insurance is here [Interesting] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:05:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085372 Recording studio comes with house. Picture #27 bothers me [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085452?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> Recording studio comes with house. Picture #27 bothers me [Interesting] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 11:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085452 The Strait of Hormuz is now closed [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085428?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [121 comments] ]]> The Strait of Hormuz is now closed [Followup] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 11:46:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085428 It's tamer than subby's "Who eats parsley?" shirt. Boomer/Millennial-like complaint detected [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085188?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> It's tamer than subby's "Who eats parsley?" shirt. Boomer/Millennial-like complaint detected [Strange] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 11:45:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085188 How to tell when day-dreaming has gone too far. Well, subby's no expert but is of the opinion that when your daydreams concern freckled-smeared gingers whose faces are separating from their bodies like in TFA's photo, it's well past time for help [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085242?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> How to tell when day-dreaming has gone too far. Well, subby's no expert but is of the opinion that when your daydreams concern freckled-smeared gingers whose faces are separating from their bodies like in TFA's photo, it's well past time for help [Scary] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 11:25:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085242 You may turn out to be a meal [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084950?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> You may turn out to be a meal [Scary] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 11:07:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084950 International House of Bullets [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085190?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> International House of Bullets [Florida] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 10:34:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085190 Boomers response to article detailing how they farked over those who came after, blame taxes and government policy but seem to forget who voted for those policies and enacted them [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084840?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [59 comments] ]]> Boomers response to article detailing how they farked over those who came after, blame taxes and government policy but seem to forget who voted for those policies and enacted them [Facepalm] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 10:19:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084840 Worst Korea holds its first ever "fate expo," putting face readers, diviners, tarot readers, aromatherapists and personal image consultants under one roof for Gen Z to consult with. Did you know you have the perfect face for aggressive day trading? [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085362?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Worst Korea holds its first ever "fate expo," putting face readers, diviners, tarot readers, aromatherapists and personal image consultants under one roof for Gen Z to consult with. Did you know you have the perfect face for aggressive day trading? [Unlikely] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 10:05:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085362 Good news, everybody. Congo has hiat a new milestone in its number of confirmed Ebola cases -- 282. Of course, their contact tracing rate is well under 50 percent, so there's a good chance it's much, much higher. Fingers crossed [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085230?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> Good news, everybody. Congo has hiat a new milestone in its number of confirmed Ebola cases -- 282. Of course, their contact tracing rate is well under 50 percent, so there's a good chance it's much, much higher. Fingers crossed [Scary] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085230 That's why I say 'Hey man, nice shot' [Hero] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085056?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> That's why I say 'Hey man, nice shot' [Hero] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:35:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085056 It's your Maker Monday thread, bad advice edition. Share your stories of doing it wrong at the behest of others. LGT woodworking myths and bad advice [CSB] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084898?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [42 comments] ]]> It's your Maker Monday thread, bad advice edition. Share your stories of doing it wrong at the behest of others. LGT woodworking myths and bad advice [CSB] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084898 Photoshop these terraces [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14082132?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop these terraces [Photoshop] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:00:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14082132 Pardon me while I slip into a ski mask and murder this thing with an axe [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085040?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [45 comments] ]]> Pardon me while I slip into a ski mask and murder this thing with an axe [Creepy] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085040 Day 1,559 of WW3. Moscow adds air-defense vehicles to its skyline for purely aesthetic reasons. France intercepts a shadow fleet tanker in the Atlantic, and Lickspittle Luka rattles his toy saber at Ukraine. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085142?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [165 comments] ]]> Day 1,559 of WW3. Moscow adds air-defense vehicles to its skyline for purely aesthetic reasons. France intercepts a shadow fleet tanker in the Atlantic, and Lickspittle Luka rattles his toy saber at Ukraine. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085142 It's not too late for you to get in on the $135 million dollar settlement against Google So, sign up so you don't miss out on a check from Google for $1.01 [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085038?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> It's not too late for you to get in on the $135 million dollar settlement against Google So, sign up so you don't miss out on a check from Google for $1.01 [Obvious] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085038 The US has blown up over 200 boaters in the Pacific Ocean since September. But they were all filthy foreigners and were probably smuggling something or other, so it's fine [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084982?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> The US has blown up over 200 boaters in the Pacific Ocean since September. But they were all filthy foreigners and were probably smuggling something or other, so it's fine [Obvious] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084982 If farmers could spread political bullshiat on their fields, then the world wouldn't be facing a fertilizer shortage or surging food prices [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084990?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> If farmers could spread political bullshiat on their fields, then the world wouldn't be facing a fertilizer shortage or surging food prices [Followup] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084990 Knock knock. Who's there? 24 years since the formal end of rescue, recovery, and relief efforts at Ground Zero. I thought you'd never forget [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085024?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Knock knock. Who's there? 24 years since the formal end of rescue, recovery, and relief efforts at Ground Zero. I thought you'd never forget [Followup] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085024 The Great Negotiator has failed us again [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085082?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [114 comments] ]]> The Great Negotiator has failed us again [News] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085082 Zig developers ban all AI content for great justice. Ban, Zig [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084848?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Zig developers ban all AI content for great justice. Ban, Zig [Cool] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084848 Man cuts down tree, tree cuts down man [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084854?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Man cuts down tree, tree cuts down man [Sad] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084854 Two airlifted after Tesla plunges 300 feet off Mulholland Highway. To be fair, a plunger really is the kind of tool you have to use after using Tesla autopilot [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084760?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Two airlifted after Tesla plunges 300 feet off Mulholland Highway. To be fair, a plunger really is the kind of tool you have to use after using Tesla autopilot [Scary] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084760 New technology can desalinate water and harvest valuable minerals without creating toxic brine, based on the Coffee Ring Effect. Coffee, is there anything it can't do? [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084810?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> New technology can desalinate water and harvest valuable minerals without creating toxic brine, based on the Coffee Ring Effect. Coffee, is there anything it can't do? [Cool] Sun, 31 May 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084810 Cockfighting ring busted - Next door brothel claims 'We run a very different kind of pecking order' (possible nsfw content on page) [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084734?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Cockfighting ring busted - Next door brothel claims 'We run a very different kind of pecking order' (possible nsfw content on page) [Obvious] Sun, 31 May 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084734 Staten Island sports team attempts to honor Jewish people by misspelling a Yiddish compliment on their jerseys [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14084888?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [69 comments] ]]> Staten Island sports team attempts to honor Jewish people by misspelling a Yiddish compliment on their jerseys [Fail] Sun, 31 May 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14084888