It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Tue, 21 Apr 2026 06:00:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif https://www.fark.com/comments/14043448?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [6 comments] ]]> If The Onion buys a website, is it making a mockery of the site, or is it being honest about it? [Followup] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043448 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043548?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Dispensary owners complain 4/20 isn't fun anymore with 'The Wal-Mart Of Pot' deep discounting & Gen Z "aren't super interested in smoking weed and drinking" [Sad] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 04:20:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043548 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043414?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [5 comments] ]]> Dollywood Eagle Sanctuary suffers storm damage, forces closure. Knocked their feathers clean off their heads, it did [Scary] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043414 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042884?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [9 comments] ]]> Japan warns of slightly increased risk of mega-quake after a 7.7-magnitude one. Chance of building-destroying Kaiju attacks still approximately zero [Followup] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 02:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042884 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042500?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [17 comments] ]]> Vegas mom wires her savings from Walmart to Mexico City suburb after A.I. imposter calls to say their Cartel kidnapped her daughter she just dropped off at school for witnessing drug deal. Chuck Norris would've confirmed with her school first [Stupid] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 01:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043050?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [19 comments] ]]> Submitted for your consideration is that Pilates practitioners are easily two or three times as bad as your worst Cross Training lunatic [Obvious] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 00:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043050 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043092?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [24 comments] ]]> In Singapore it's a crime to sell a Rolex that you think is fake but turns out to be genuine even though no-one actually got cheated. That's a jailing [Strange] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 23:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043092 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043154?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [37 comments] ]]> Things are going to suck for coach Mike Krzyzewski's grandson [Dumbass] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 22:50:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043154 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042930?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> California woman arrested for helping Iran traffic weapons to Sudan, faces a potential prison sentence and even worse, a possible future as a Fox News host next to Ollie North [Scary] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:50:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042930 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042704?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [40 comments] ]]> AI chatbots are giving people alternatives to chemotherapy. Most of those alternatives involve 5G technology, how many rocks you should eat, the danger of antiperspirants, and stupid fad diets, but still [Facepalm] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:50:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042704 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043248?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [59 comments] ]]> "After Touska's crew failed to comply with repeated warnings ... Spruance directed the vessel to evacuate its engine room. Spruance disabled Touska's propulsion by firing several rounds from [its] 5-inch MK 45 Gun into Touska's engine room" [Murica] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:47:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043248 https://www.fark.com/comments/14041684?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Photoshop this workstation [Photoshop] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14041684 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043342?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [37 comments] ]]> One human sacrificed during sniper attack atop Mexico's Pyramid of the Moon [Scary] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:58:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043342 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042950?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [21 comments] ]]> If you made a sudden stop at a red light and your awful offal offloaded, police would like a word [Awkward] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:55:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042950 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043268?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [81 comments] ]]> USS Gerald R. Ford moves into Red Sea again on its 2nd Middle East tour after record breaking 296+ days on deployment, following operations in Mediterranean, Caribbean, Red Seas since last June [Murica] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043268 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043264?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [69 comments] ]]> John Apple [News] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:21:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043264 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043172?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [83 comments] ]]> Whatabrawl [Stupid] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:14:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043172 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042886?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [18 comments] ]]> Neither a 120 mph car chase or his attempt to hide in a dumpster prevented this 14-time convicted felon from being arrested again, suggesting that he's not particularly skilled at getting away with things [Dumbass] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 16:53:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042886 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [33 comments] ]]> Countries across Central Europe pulled jars of HiPP brand baby food off the shelves Monday after tests over the weekend showed some had been tampered with rat poison [News] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 16:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043216 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043164?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [53 comments] ]]> Something you'll probably never see again: a Supermarine Spitfire in formation with two F-35s [Cool] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 16:21:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043164 https://www.fark.com/comments/14041682?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> Photoshop this bad walker [Photoshop] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 16:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14041682 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043062?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [117 comments] ]]> Why yes, federal prosecutors sought death penalty for Luigi Mangione, charged with murdering UnitedHealthcare CEO, but not for Patrick Crusius who killed 23, wounded 22 in racist mass shooting in El Paso, TX [Murica] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043062 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043114?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [61 comments] ]]> A planned fight at a North Carolina park escalated to a mass shooting Monday morning that left two people dead, authorities said. Investigators have identified "numerous people" that were involved and are trying to determine exactly how they were involved [News] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043114 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042648?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [129 comments] ]]> There may actually be one issue motivating voters even more than their utter hatred for Trump during the midterms: Their utter hatred for data centers and the tech bros building them [Obvious] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:18:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042648 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042394?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [26 comments] ]]> Survey finds that sufferers of mild to moderate dementia, when targeted by scammers, suffer even more because 80 percent of them never realize they got scammed [Sad] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:57:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042394 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043064?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [10 comments] ]]> Abergavenny Man spends decades guarding mystical pot, turns out it's just the world's slowest drug deal [Followup] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:36:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043064 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043094?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [32 comments] ]]> And the flat Earth idiots and moon landing hoax morons will just say this is more proof that it's all fake because of course the Earth is bigger than the Moon so how could it fit behind it in the first place? [Cool] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043094 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043040?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [21 comments] ]]> School bus driver with 18 kids on board arrested because he's drunk. But don't worry; he was sentenced to one whole day behind bars [Fail] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:19:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043040 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043066?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [51 comments] ]]> Elmo has declared himself above the law of France when it comes to enabling the creation of all that sweet, sweet CSAM Grok loves so much [Followup] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:01:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043066 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043096?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [46 comments] ]]> InfoOnion [Satire] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 13:49:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043096 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042920?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [26 comments] ]]> Texas will launch its own clinical trials into ibogaine psychedelic. Luckily, subby spent the last few years building up an immunity to ibogaine powder [Followup] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 13:45:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042920 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042984?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [37 comments] ]]> Hello, this is your brain tumor calling. You need to go to the doctor. No, not a psychiatrist, an actual brain surgeon. I know I'm just in your head but you need to get me out of here [Weird] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 13:28:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042984 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042762?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [22 comments] ]]> England is known for their uninspiring food, but things have taken a turn for the worse with a notable increase in toilet desserts [Weird] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 13:13:23 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042762 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042448?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [18 comments] ]]> Villager ordered to pay $21,000 in restitution in connection with fraudulent golf cart sale. Unfortunately he won't get murdered by a werewolf [Florida] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:58:08 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042448 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042614?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [7 comments] ]]> I suspect that 'hold my beer' was uttered shortly beforehand [Dumbass] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:42:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042614 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042450?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [34 comments] ]]> California Highway Patrol chastises truck driver for watching arguably the best Star Trek iteration of all time while driving [Dumbass] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:27:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042450 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [37 comments] ]]> Existence of Alaska disproven [Fail] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:12:26 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042836 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042880?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [15 comments] ]]> Body found in Fife retention pond. Hopefully, none of the fifes escaped [Scary] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 11:57:26 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042880 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042932?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [137 comments] ]]> Wake-up call: You should have retired when your savings hiat $2 million [Cool] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 11:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042932 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042908?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [21 comments] ]]> Virginia officials warn citizens to not drive on 4/20 if they've injected any marijuanas [Scary] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 11:43:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042908 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042916?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [75 comments] ]]> Texas needs at least $174 billion to avoid water crisis, state says, in further evidence that their 'Lone Star State' slogan refers to their Yelp review [Scary] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 11:30:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042916 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042626?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [7 comments] ]]> UK toad community benefitting enormously from efforts of volunteer anti-cockblocking squad [Hero] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 11:18:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042626 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042722?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [53 comments] ]]> Hot new summer trend: water rationing [Murica] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 10:56:53 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042722 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042582?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [24 comments] ]]> Happy Patriots' Day 2026 in Massachusetts and seven other states. It's also the 130th Boston Marathon. Long live freedom from wannabe kings [Live] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 10:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042582 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042616?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [97 comments] ]]> 'She outworks everyone. And she'll never ask for a pay rise.' [Amusing] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 10:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042616 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042734?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [61 comments] ]]> France summons Elon Musk to court for allowing pedophiles to run rampant on Twitter [Followup] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 10:03:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042734 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042700?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [25 comments] ]]> Measles case identified in Maryland. But don't worry, the only other people who might have contracted it were those who happened to also be at one of two medical buildings or anyone passing through BWI's international arrivals or baggage claim [Sick] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:46:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042700 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042600?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [80 comments] ]]> The Army discovers the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything [Interesting] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:30:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042600 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042758?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [45 comments] ]]> It's your Maker Monday thread, I got nothin' edition. Talk about your projects or roadblocks to those projects, or just ask questions. LGT the power of "I don't know" [CSB] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:15:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042758 https://www.fark.com/comments/14041678?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> Photoshop this busy street [Photoshop] Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14041678