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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sun, 12 Jul 2026 17:20:05 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif A woman wants to ban children's rhyming books because they are dangerous. Vows to take on Jack Sprat and his wife next [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128542?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> A woman wants to ban children's rhyming books because they are dangerous. Vows to take on Jack Sprat and his wife next [Facepalm] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 16:50:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128542 "I tend to write books that get a lot of blowback," said the guy who called the US an 'Oldigarchy' [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128518?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> "I tend to write books that get a lot of blowback," said the guy who called the US an 'Oldigarchy' [Amusing] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 16:02:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128518 Photoshop this puffed up grouse [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127430?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop this puffed up grouse [Photoshop] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 16:00:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127430 Pro tip for the tourists of Yellowstone: Do NOT f*ck with the Bison [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128478?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [51 comments] ]]> Pro tip for the tourists of Yellowstone: Do NOT f*ck with the Bison [Dumbass] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 15:26:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128478 Forever stamps continue their forever price increase, going from 78 cents to 82 cents [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128454?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Forever stamps continue their forever price increase, going from 78 cents to 82 cents [Interesting] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 15:02:28 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128454 Your 40s isn't middle age anymore [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128446?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [58 comments] ]]> Your 40s isn't middle age anymore [Interesting] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:50:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128446 Apparently Circle-K requires cashiers to purchase unsold lottery tickets, and is now angry that one of them won something [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128418?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [64 comments] ]]> Apparently Circle-K requires cashiers to purchase unsold lottery tickets, and is now angry that one of them won something [Asinine] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:02:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128418 Couple rips up disgusting carpet to discover disgusting floor [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128384?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Couple rips up disgusting carpet to discover disgusting floor [Interesting] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:50:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128384 British HOAs are the worst [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128382?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> British HOAs are the worst [Obvious] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:38:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128382 No winner winner, chicken dinner for you, Mr. Vexatious Litigant [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128378?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> No winner winner, chicken dinner for you, Mr. Vexatious Litigant [Fail] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:26:28 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128378 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 12 is fulcrum, as in "The scone I was eating was rather dry, so it went fulcrum" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128342?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 12 is fulcrum, as in "The scone I was eating was rather dry, so it went fulcrum" [Amusing] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:02:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128342 Caption these readers [Caption] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127524?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Caption these readers [Caption] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127524 Water? You mean like in the toilet? [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128336?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Water? You mean like in the toilet? [Obvious] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 12:50:59 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128336 Worry not, you're still a child of stupid [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128306?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Worry not, you're still a child of stupid [Stupid] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 12:05:08 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128306 Nothing to see here. Please move along [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128296?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [66 comments] ]]> Nothing to see here. Please move along [Asinine] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 11:50:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128296 Here are the best US states in which to live in 2026. Number one is ... WHAT? [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128256?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [114 comments] ]]> Here are the best US states in which to live in 2026. Number one is ... WHAT? [Murica] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 11:20:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128256 Parking spaces at Publix grocery stores must really go for premium prices [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127988?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> Parking spaces at Publix grocery stores must really go for premium prices [Florida] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 09:15:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127988 Photoshop this working class neighborhood [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127428?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this working class neighborhood [Photoshop] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 09:00:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127428 CSB Sunday Morning: The best question you've ever been asked [CSB] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128292?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [92 comments] ]]> CSB Sunday Morning: The best question you've ever been asked [CSB] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 09:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128292 You need to get off your phones and get outside. No not like that [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127812?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> You need to get off your phones and get outside. No not like that [Stupid] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 08:15:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127812 Day 1,600 of WW3 means it's time to touch base with some other numbers: 1,419,090 Russian troops lost, along with 403,959 drones, 45,807 artillery systems, 12,120 tanks, 790 aircraft, 33 ships, and 2 submarines. It's your Sunday Ukraine thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128286?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [130 comments] ]]> Day 1,600 of WW3 means it's time to touch base with some other numbers: 1,419,090 Russian troops lost, along with 403,959 drones, 45,807 artillery systems, 12,120 tanks, 790 aircraft, 33 ships, and 2 submarines. It's your Sunday Ukraine thread [News] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128286 Driving drunk, hitting three cars and then crashing into a home is no way to go through life, party bus driver [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128078?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Driving drunk, hitting three cars and then crashing into a home is no way to go through life, party bus driver [Dumbass] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 05:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128078 Nebraskan Animal hoarder progresses from cats to dogs to geese to a zebra and an emu, for a total of 60 animals. Police stopped the progression before it could get to lions and tigers and bears. Oh my [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128104?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Nebraskan Animal hoarder progresses from cats to dogs to geese to a zebra and an emu, for a total of 60 animals. Police stopped the progression before it could get to lions and tigers and bears. Oh my [Strange] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128104 Strait is closed. Hormuz out front should have told you this is not a repeat from last month [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128046?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [81 comments] ]]> Strait is closed. Hormuz out front should have told you this is not a repeat from last month [News] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128046 Lindsey Graham beats Mitch McConnell to death [NewsFlash] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128218?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [1281 comments] ]]> Lindsey Graham beats Mitch McConnell to death [NewsFlash] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 02:40:41 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128218 Concerned his son's behaviour may leave people in doubt as to how coonty the Musk family is, Elon's pro-Russia father took Tommy Robinson to Moscow [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127748?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Concerned his son's behaviour may leave people in doubt as to how coonty the Musk family is, Elon's pro-Russia father took Tommy Robinson to Moscow [Asinine] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127748 Texas leaders silently applaud murder [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127784?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Texas leaders silently applaud murder [Followup] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127784 Look, we've all had our days when our kids get our last nerve, but shooting them seems a little extreme, especially if you're a deputy sheriff [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127844?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Look, we've all had our days when our kids get our last nerve, but shooting them seems a little extreme, especially if you're a deputy sheriff [Florida] Sun, 12 Jul 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127844 Pet my dog, or else [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127870?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Pet my dog, or else [Florida] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127870 Woman born deaf and blind, escapes from the attic to fly around the world and become a doctor [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127768?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Woman born deaf and blind, escapes from the attic to fly around the world and become a doctor [Spiffy] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127768 Not content to wait until Bandcamp Friday, your intrepid Noise Factor host brings you new records at 10:30PM ET. New releases from Cannabus, Black Tusk, TodoMal, Smoke Witch, and Monolord. It's going to be great - NOTE: greatness not guaranteed [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128054?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Not content to wait until Bandcamp Friday, your intrepid Noise Factor host brings you new records at 10:30PM ET. New releases from Cannabus, Black Tusk, TodoMal, Smoke Witch, and Monolord. It's going to be great - NOTE: greatness not guaranteed [Live] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 22:00:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128054 Rape chat group: "In posts that sometimes included photos and videos of their attacks on unconscious victims, they referred to women as 'cars,' sedatives as 'fuel' and rape as 'driving.' They called their victims 'dead pigs.'" [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127740?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [97 comments] ]]> Rape chat group: "In posts that sometimes included photos and videos of their attacks on unconscious victims, they referred to women as 'cars,' sedatives as 'fuel' and rape as 'driving.' They called their victims 'dead pigs.'" [Sick] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127740 Isn't it strange how DHS received a $20 million grant to buy their thugs body cameras, yet none of the thugs who murdered Lorenzo Araujo were wearing one? Yes, strange [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127732?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Isn't it strange how DHS received a $20 million grant to buy their thugs body cameras, yet none of the thugs who murdered Lorenzo Araujo were wearing one? Yes, strange [Obvious] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127732 Photoshop these plump pears [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127424?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop these plump pears [Photoshop] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 20:00:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127424 The Swing Through the Alphabet continues with the letter "F" on show #521 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). On The Adventures of Superman, "The Mechanical Man" continues as the Yellow Mask teams up with Nazi spy Max Heller [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14128018?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> The Swing Through the Alphabet continues with the letter "F" on show #521 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). On The Adventures of Superman, "The Mechanical Man" continues as the Yellow Mask teams up with Nazi spy Max Heller [Live] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 19:30:08 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14128018 Looks like most of the DNA evidence in the Charlie Kirk hearing was, well, you know [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127726?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [92 comments] ]]> Looks like most of the DNA evidence in the Charlie Kirk hearing was, well, you know [Obvious] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127726 LAPD has decided to Flock off [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127742?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> LAPD has decided to Flock off [Spiffy] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 18:50:08 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127742 Too shy to actually hit the dance floor? No worries, just spend your time practicing with an AI dance partner. Because that will totally prepare you for the real thing [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127716?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Too shy to actually hit the dance floor? No worries, just spend your time practicing with an AI dance partner. Because that will totally prepare you for the real thing [Stupid] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 18:38:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127716 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 11 is xeric, as in "I clicked ze link and was taken to xeric Astley singing Never Gonna Give you up" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127712?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 11 is xeric, as in "I clicked ze link and was taken to xeric Astley singing Never Gonna Give you up" [Amusing] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 18:26:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127712 Campground closed by camping wolf [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127618?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Campground closed by camping wolf [Ironic] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 17:05:36 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127618 The 10 worst states to live in right now, mostly because all but one (Missouri) has refused to legalize marijuana [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127640?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [63 comments] ]]> The 10 worst states to live in right now, mostly because all but one (Missouri) has refused to legalize marijuana [Fail] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 16:50:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127640 Photoshop this dancing dog [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127422?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop this dancing dog [Photoshop] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 16:00:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127422 New Orleans PD decides against equipping drones with weapons. Should consider ones that fire hurricane shots [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127590?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> New Orleans PD decides against equipping drones with weapons. Should consider ones that fire hurricane shots [Interesting] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 15:50:53 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127590 "Ni. We want a state shrubbery" [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127596?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> "Ni. We want a state shrubbery" [Stupid] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 15:38:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127596 Ah, the smell of summer camp in the 1980s, there is nothing like it [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127582?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [87 comments] ]]> Ah, the smell of summer camp in the 1980s, there is nothing like it [Vintage] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 15:02:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127582 Traveling on a budget? Here are some smart things you can do to make the most of it [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127572?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Traveling on a budget? Here are some smart things you can do to make the most of it [Interesting] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 14:50:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127572 Stupid crooks like this moran make life easier for the rest of us [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127518?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Stupid crooks like this moran make life easier for the rest of us [Dumbass] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 13:38:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127518 Not much [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127514?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Not much [Obvious] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 13:14:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127514 Disease vectors, casual dining, US Presidents, and microplastics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 3-9 What's in the Box Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127318?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Disease vectors, casual dining, US Presidents, and microplastics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 3-9 What's in the Box Edition [Weird] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 13:02:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127318 Get ready for another heatwave, Britain [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14127506?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Get ready for another heatwave, Britain [PSA] Sat, 11 Jul 2026 13:02:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14127506