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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sat, 12 Sep 2026 23:35:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif 16 seniors roasted in Chile nursing home fire [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194932?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [0 comments] ]]> 16 seniors roasted in Chile nursing home fire [Sad] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194932 "Flight diverted after first-class passenger fought attendants who wouldn't give her more alcohol." Unbelievable, which of you Farkettes can afford TotalFark AND a first-class airline ticket? [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194984?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> "Flight diverted after first-class passenger fought attendants who wouldn't give her more alcohol." Unbelievable, which of you Farkettes can afford TotalFark AND a first-class airline ticket? [Dumbass] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194984 On Noise Factor tonight at 10:30PM ET, we again go back in time where you will hear Kratom, Wicked Trip, Snakemother, Dozer, Electric Mountain, Anciients, and much more. An original show returns next week, guaranteed [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14195042?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> On Noise Factor tonight at 10:30PM ET, we again go back in time where you will hear Kratom, Wicked Trip, Snakemother, Dozer, Electric Mountain, Anciients, and much more. An original show returns next week, guaranteed [Live] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 22:00:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14195042 Apparently Waymo's terms of service don't allow drive-by shootings [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194746?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Apparently Waymo's terms of service don't allow drive-by shootings [Dumbass] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194746 It's like, how much more 70s could this house be? and the answer is none. None more 70s [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194894?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [77 comments] ]]> It's like, how much more 70s could this house be? and the answer is none. None more 70s [Cool] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 21:05:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194894 Man in wheelchair shot in Pittsburgh. Yinz are nebby n@ [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194916?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Man in wheelchair shot in Pittsburgh. Yinz are nebby n@ [Strange] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194916 Photoshop these less than enthralled students [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194646?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop these less than enthralled students [Photoshop] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 20:00:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194646 Up to the letter "N" in the Swing Thru the Alphabet on show #530 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), On TAoS, Clark retells the story of Superman's journey to Earth and about Kryptonite stashed in a doctor's safe in "The Meteor of Kryptonite" [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14195046?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Up to the letter "N" in the Swing Thru the Alphabet on show #530 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), On TAoS, Clark retells the story of Superman's journey to Earth and about Kryptonite stashed in a doctor's safe in "The Meteor of Kryptonite" [Live] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14195046 Teacher convicted of hoarding child pron. Gets a whole year off from the job [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194994?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Teacher convicted of hoarding child pron. Gets a whole year off from the job [Sick] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194994 In a move certain to trigger PTSD in a large percentage of the Fark user base, Acer brings back Packard Bell computers [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194796?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [82 comments] ]]> In a move certain to trigger PTSD in a large percentage of the Fark user base, Acer brings back Packard Bell computers [Facepalm] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 18:26:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194796 California DMV enters the mirror universe. No word yet on whether employees now have goatees [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194774?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> California DMV enters the mirror universe. No word yet on whether employees now have goatees [Interesting] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 18:02:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194774 Oh no, anyway [Fake] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194772?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [66 comments] ]]> Oh no, anyway [Fake] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 17:38:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194772 Extractor fan [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194704?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Extractor fan [Silly] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 16:38:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194704 Photoshop the silver moose [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193078?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop the silver moose [Photoshop] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 16:00:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193078 The low oxygen at an altitude of over 10,000 feet explains much about this house, and I triple dog dare you to flip that switch [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194632?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [100 comments] ]]> The low oxygen at an altitude of over 10,000 feet explains much about this house, and I triple dog dare you to flip that switch [Weird] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 15:14:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194632 Old and busted: Cocaine inside of lollipops. The new highness: Meth inside of cabbage [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194614?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Old and busted: Cocaine inside of lollipops. The new highness: Meth inside of cabbage [Strange] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 14:38:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194614 Man returns library magazine 132 years late, somehow avoids the $12,055 fine, death [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194608?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Man returns library magazine 132 years late, somehow avoids the $12,055 fine, death [Strange] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 14:26:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194608 Art, literature, personal privacy, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz , Sept. 4-10 Shorts Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193856?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Art, literature, personal privacy, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz , Sept. 4-10 Shorts Edition [Weird] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 12:20:44 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193856 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for September 12 is hobnob, as in "The control that turns on your stove burner is a hobnob" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194476?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for September 12 is hobnob, as in "The control that turns on your stove burner is a hobnob" [Amusing] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 12:05:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194476 For some reason it looks like the government would like to keep the case against the former CIA official found with $40 million in gold bars he requested for "work related expenses" out of court [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194406?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> For some reason it looks like the government would like to keep the case against the former CIA official found with $40 million in gold bars he requested for "work related expenses" out of court [Interesting] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 11:05:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194406 She has long helped the homeless with food, clothing, crack, shelter, wait go back one [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194176?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> She has long helped the homeless with food, clothing, crack, shelter, wait go back one [Misc] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 10:26:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194176 You can't even terrify children by hanging a giant plastic shark from a gallows on a crazy golf course anymore [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194396?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [49 comments] ]]> You can't even terrify children by hanging a giant plastic shark from a gallows on a crazy golf course anymore [Facepalm] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 10:02:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194396 Photoshop this circus act [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193076?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Photoshop this circus act [Photoshop] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 09:00:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193076 Day 1,662 of WW3: Putin blames war on West trying to "drag Ukraine into Nato". It's weird how Russia was so worried about a *defensive* alliance - it's almost like they were planning to attack... 🤔 This is your Saturday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194426?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [178 comments] ]]> Day 1,662 of WW3: Putin blames war on West trying to "drag Ukraine into Nato". It's weird how Russia was so worried about a *defensive* alliance - it's almost like they were planning to attack... 🤔 This is your Saturday Ukraine war thread [News] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 08:15:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194426 A neglected senior cat who was kept in a cage his whole life finds a whole new beginning after finally finding his forever home at 18 years old. Please give a very warm welcome to Pudge on Caturday [Caturday] https://www.fark.com/comments/14192972?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [407 comments] ]]> A neglected senior cat who was kept in a cage his whole life finds a whole new beginning after finally finding his forever home at 18 years old. Please give a very warm welcome to Pudge on Caturday [Caturday] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14192972 Seatmate of duct-taped passenger explains what went so wrong. He's a doomsday prophet who likes to share his beliefs [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194410?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [96 comments] ]]> Seatmate of duct-taped passenger explains what went so wrong. He's a doomsday prophet who likes to share his beliefs [Followup] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 07:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194410 Michael Kosta: "The fact that, 25 years after 9/11, we have a New York-grown Muslim mayor leading our remembrance, proves to the world that al Qaeda didn't win. New York won" [Sappy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194220?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [49 comments] ]]> Michael Kosta: "The fact that, 25 years after 9/11, we have a New York-grown Muslim mayor leading our remembrance, proves to the world that al Qaeda didn't win. New York won" [Sappy] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 06:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194220 CDC declares parasitic outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over, would like to borrow "Mission Accomplished" banner from USS Abraham Lincoln [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194380?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> CDC declares parasitic outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over, would like to borrow "Mission Accomplished" banner from USS Abraham Lincoln [Followup] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 05:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194380 Homicide in Nicetown summons irony detectives [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194280?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Homicide in Nicetown summons irony detectives [Ironic] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194280 🎵One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster...🎵 Or koi fish, if you're this guy [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194314?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> 🎵One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster...🎵 Or koi fish, if you're this guy [Sick] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194314 Some dingus greened the new Canadian Heritage Minute to the d'awww tab So here is the behind the scenes of the new Canadian Heritage Minute about 9/11 and Gander, NL [Video] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194084?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Some dingus greened the new Canadian Heritage Minute to the d'awww tab So here is the behind the scenes of the new Canadian Heritage Minute about 9/11 and Gander, NL [Video] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194084 September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month. Please consider a donation in memory of my stepdaughter Penelope [Plug] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month. Please consider a donation in memory of my stepdaughter Penelope [Plug] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 01:46:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193140 Woman accused of trying to hire Tinder hitman. Tinder Hitman is Subby's romantic blues cover band name [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193448?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Woman accused of trying to hire Tinder hitman. Tinder Hitman is Subby's romantic blues cover band name [Weird] Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:50:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193448 God sends Michigan man the sternest of warnings about moving to Florida to work for Disney [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193398?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> God sends Michigan man the sternest of warnings about moving to Florida to work for Disney [Florida] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 23:50:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193398 Every small business needs repeat customers [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193844?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Every small business needs repeat customers [Dumbass] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 22:50:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193844 Cue the "Well I'm Shocked" meme: Juror responsible for Lindsay Clancy's hung jury has a long history of beating women [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194090?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [116 comments] ]]> Cue the "Well I'm Shocked" meme: Juror responsible for Lindsay Clancy's hung jury has a long history of beating women [Murica] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 22:00:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194090 Guy goes in for a fertility test, found to be shooting blanks from an empty scrotum. Ultrasound found his testes on the inside. Fark: and also a uterus [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194024?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [70 comments] ]]> Guy goes in for a fertility test, found to be shooting blanks from an empty scrotum. Ultrasound found his testes on the inside. Fark: and also a uterus [Awkward] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 21:10:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194024 Newsflash: The internet is full of people explaining things they know nothing about [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194094?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [93 comments] ]]> Newsflash: The internet is full of people explaining things they know nothing about [Scary] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 20:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194094 Photoshop this sandman [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193074?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this sandman [Photoshop] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 20:00:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193074 Nashville Airport board votes to rename as Dolly Parton Airport. Sadly, an airport in China has the IATA code TNA [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14194034?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Nashville Airport board votes to rename as Dolly Parton Airport. Sadly, an airport in China has the IATA code TNA [Followup] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 18:50:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14194034 "Oddly shaped rock" found in Bay Area ends up being a mastodon tooth at least 11,000 years old. In other news "mastodon" means "breast tooth" [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193962?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> "Oddly shaped rock" found in Bay Area ends up being a mastodon tooth at least 11,000 years old. In other news "mastodon" means "breast tooth" [Cool] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 17:40:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193962 Attempt to remake The Dukes of Hazzard in LA ends badly for driver [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193638?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Attempt to remake The Dukes of Hazzard in LA ends badly for driver [Scary] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 17:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193638 Why do some trailer hitches have 3 balls? Cause they can and you can't [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193884?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [79 comments] ]]> Why do some trailer hitches have 3 balls? Cause they can and you can't [Amusing] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 16:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193884 Lollipop, lollipop. Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli. Cocaine [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193892?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Lollipop, lollipop. Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli. Cocaine [Strange] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 16:48:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193892 British Army is testing stealth horses as a new weapon. "Horse sh*t", you say? Yeah, I'm not sure how they will ensure that stays invisible [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193768?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> British Army is testing stealth horses as a new weapon. "Horse sh*t", you say? Yeah, I'm not sure how they will ensure that stays invisible [Strange] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 16:24:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193768 Photoshop this rainy day [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193072?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this rainy day [Photoshop] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 16:00:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193072 Mayor Wilson signs Seattle's first 'Do Not Solicit' list to block unwanted real estate offers, with repeat violators facing $2000 a day fines. Of course, some bloodsucking leeches have a problem with this [Hero] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193626?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [54 comments] ]]> Mayor Wilson signs Seattle's first 'Do Not Solicit' list to block unwanted real estate offers, with repeat violators facing $2000 a day fines. Of course, some bloodsucking leeches have a problem with this [Hero] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 15:27:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193626 Global warming is getting so bad that potatoes are cooking in the ground [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193722?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Global warming is getting so bad that potatoes are cooking in the ground [Scary] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:53:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193722 Baby formula crime ring busted in Florida. No word on which one of them had a panty on their head [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193710?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [54 comments] ]]> Baby formula crime ring busted in Florida. No word on which one of them had a panty on their head [Florida] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193710 Florida Man in G-string accused of indecent exposure in Target parking lot will no doubt be going away for a thong time [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14193700?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> Florida Man in G-string accused of indecent exposure in Target parking lot will no doubt be going away for a thong time [Florida] Fri, 11 Sep 2026 14:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14193700