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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sun, 02 Aug 2026 07:25:05 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif NH Balloon Festival includes a remotely controlled balloon shaped like a fire truck. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can probably guess what happened [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150272?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> NH Balloon Festival includes a remotely controlled balloon shaped like a fire truck. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can probably guess what happened [Ironic] Sun, 02 Aug 2026 06:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150272 My mom's good, she got me out of Twin Falls, Idaho [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150280?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> My mom's good, she got me out of Twin Falls, Idaho [News] Sun, 02 Aug 2026 05:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150280 War's canceled. Inevitable reboot coming in 3, 2, 1 [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150360?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [42 comments] ]]> War's canceled. Inevitable reboot coming in 3, 2, 1 [News] Sun, 02 Aug 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150360 Spokane Washington hit with multiple fires, evacuations, homes burned, and a picture of topless woman being hugged by her dog [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150266?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Spokane Washington hit with multiple fires, evacuations, homes burned, and a picture of topless woman being hugged by her dog [News] Sun, 02 Aug 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150266 People are why people can't have nice things, volume LXXIV: your favorite swimming hole [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150090?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> People are why people can't have nice things, volume LXXIV: your favorite swimming hole [Asinine] Sun, 02 Aug 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150090 As I was walking down the street one day A man came up to me and asked me What the time was [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150078?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> As I was walking down the street one day A man came up to me and asked me What the time was [Vintage] Sun, 02 Aug 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150078 Among the people at the party was an orthopedic surgeon and his wife, a business owner and his wife and a pharmaceutical salesman. The only thing missing was the rabbi and the priest. Then things wouldn't have gone sideways [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149990?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Among the people at the party was an orthopedic surgeon and his wife, a business owner and his wife and a pharmaceutical salesman. The only thing missing was the rabbi and the priest. Then things wouldn't have gone sideways [Weird] Sun, 02 Aug 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149990 America's most sexually adventurous states revealed in new study...New Mexico you are damn kinky [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150018?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> America's most sexually adventurous states revealed in new study...New Mexico you are damn kinky [Giggity] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150018 Smoking is good for you [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150068?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [61 comments] ]]> Smoking is good for you [Spiffy] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150068 Your host is out of town this week, so we re-visit the Ozzy Osbourne tribute show who died (just over) a year ago. Crank it for Ozzy at 10:30PM ET [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150218?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Your host is out of town this week, so we re-visit the Ozzy Osbourne tribute show who died (just over) a year ago. Crank it for Ozzy at 10:30PM ET [Live] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 22:00:46 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150218 North American health officials warn citizens against travel to explosively diseased southern neighbor [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149970?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> North American health officials warn citizens against travel to explosively diseased southern neighbor [PSA] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149970 Three dead after explosion in Moscow restaurant 'where Russian general was dining'. Probably had a fallout with Putin recently [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150126?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> Three dead after explosion in Moscow restaurant 'where Russian general was dining'. Probably had a fallout with Putin recently [Scary] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150126 About a third of the way through the Swing as we're at the letter "I" on show #524 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). On The Adventures of Superman, "Lita, The Leopard Woman" concludes, and the next story "The Ghost Car" begins [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14150168?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> About a third of the way through the Swing as we're at the letter "I" on show #524 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). On The Adventures of Superman, "Lita, The Leopard Woman" concludes, and the next story "The Ghost Car" begins [Live] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 19:30:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14150168 With the elections coming up, Fox News clowns advise people to become doomsday preppers. "Build a reserve of food, clean water, necessary medication and basic emergency equipment" --- yeah, everyone can afford 8 weeks of medication [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149870?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [78 comments] ]]> With the elections coming up, Fox News clowns advise people to become doomsday preppers. "Build a reserve of food, clean water, necessary medication and basic emergency equipment" --- yeah, everyone can afford 8 weeks of medication [Facepalm] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149870 Some grandmothers bake cookies with their grandchildren. This Grandmother of the Year candidate takes her three grandchildren, ages 14, 15, & 17, across Fresno to use pepper spray and beat the snot out of a 13-year-old and the victim's grandparents [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149972?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Some grandmothers bake cookies with their grandchildren. This Grandmother of the Year candidate takes her three grandchildren, ages 14, 15, & 17, across Fresno to use pepper spray and beat the snot out of a 13-year-old and the victim's grandparents [Facepalm] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 18:26:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149972 Please put her on the no fly list [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149952?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [143 comments] ]]> Please put her on the no fly list [Asinine] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 18:02:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149952 Monster shark nicknamed 'Sharkzilla' and said to be radioactive mutant leaves trail of carnage up and down coast of New York (possible nsfw content on page) [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149912?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Monster shark nicknamed 'Sharkzilla' and said to be radioactive mutant leaves trail of carnage up and down coast of New York (possible nsfw content on page) [Scary] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 17:14:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149912 I wanna see my car part passed off for new. I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, Painted black, yeah [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149712?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> I wanna see my car part passed off for new. I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, Painted black, yeah [Sad] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 16:14:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149712 Photoshop this rung tackler [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14147890?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> Photoshop this rung tackler [Photoshop] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 16:00:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14147890 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 1 is spindrift, as in "A bunch of us got durnk late and took our cars down to the downtown streets to spindrift" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149700?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 1 is spindrift, as in "A bunch of us got durnk late and took our cars down to the downtown streets to spindrift" [Amusing] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 16:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149700 Police find "highly contagious" man who fled hospital in what surely won't have consequences [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149750?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Police find "highly contagious" man who fled hospital in what surely won't have consequences [Scary] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 15:50:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149750 Minnesota wins case to prevent Elmo from taking clothes off [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149718?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [118 comments] ]]> Minnesota wins case to prevent Elmo from taking clothes off [Spiffy] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 15:14:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149718 Another Fox News host with egg on his face [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149708?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [63 comments] ]]> Another Fox News host with egg on his face [Dumbass] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 15:02:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149708 Will this tarot card reader be able to predict a victory in Pennsylvania court? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149784?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Will this tarot card reader be able to predict a victory in Pennsylvania court? [Interesting] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 13:50:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149784 "Credible" Bigfoot sighting in Connecticut [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149794?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [61 comments] ]]> "Credible" Bigfoot sighting in Connecticut [Unlikely] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 13:38:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149794 The worst homeowners association of all time has been identified [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149796?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [99 comments] ]]> The worst homeowners association of all time has been identified [Followup] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 13:14:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149796 The mysterious case of the $34,000 toupee [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149800?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> The mysterious case of the $34,000 toupee [Facepalm] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 13:02:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149800 Jesus take the wheel NO NOT LIKE THAT [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149822?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Jesus take the wheel NO NOT LIKE THAT [Strange] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 12:26:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149822 Good apple charged with felony [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149806?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Good apple charged with felony [Facepalm] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 12:14:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149806 Some people just buy winning lottery tickets, others steal them when they're sent through the mail to be redeemed, like this postal worker [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149802?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> Some people just buy winning lottery tickets, others steal them when they're sent through the mail to be redeemed, like this postal worker [Florida] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 12:02:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149802 Bars are now catering to Gen X rather than young people. Bartender: "What'll you have?" Customer: "Whatever ... you got" [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149676?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [218 comments] ]]> Bars are now catering to Gen X rather than young people. Bartender: "What'll you have?" Customer: "Whatever ... you got" [Spiffy] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 11:14:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149676 Zeeby McZebraface already rejected [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149670?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Zeeby McZebraface already rejected [Amusing] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 10:38:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149670 Proteinmaxxing could make infant formula more expensive, in today's edition of I Can't Believe It's Not MadLibs [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149668?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> Proteinmaxxing could make infant formula more expensive, in today's edition of I Can't Believe It's Not MadLibs [Stupid] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 10:26:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149668 Man takes action when yelling at the kids to stay off his lawn wasn't working. Makes you wonder what his plan are for the clouds [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149666?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Man takes action when yelling at the kids to stay off his lawn wasn't working. Makes you wonder what his plan are for the clouds [Dumbass] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 10:14:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149666 Then God said, "fark this house in particular... I'm not done with you yet, fark you again" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149498?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Then God said, "fark this house in particular... I'm not done with you yet, fark you again" [Scary] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 09:20:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149498 Photoshop this happy hydrator [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14147884?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Photoshop this happy hydrator [Photoshop] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 09:00:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14147884 House remodeling. Serious business [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149568?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> House remodeling. Serious business [Scary] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 08:45:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149568 Day 1,620 of WW3: The Lithuanian embassy and an ambulance depot were damaged in Kyiv during a massive Russian missile and drone attack early Saturday morning. This is your Saturday Ukraine invasion conversation [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149616?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [306 comments] ]]> Day 1,620 of WW3: The Lithuanian embassy and an ambulance depot were damaged in Kyiv during a massive Russian missile and drone attack early Saturday morning. This is your Saturday Ukraine invasion conversation [News] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 08:15:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149616 From tiny orphaned kittens to senior cats searching for a quiet home, For the Love of Cats is proving every feline deserves a second chance, one rescue at a time. Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] https://www.fark.com/comments/14148116?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [520 comments] ]]> From tiny orphaned kittens to senior cats searching for a quiet home, For the Love of Cats is proving every feline deserves a second chance, one rescue at a time. Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14148116 Colorado's repeat performance of the 1976 high-altitude birthday party starts today with 500 climbers summiting all 58 of the state's fourteeners to commemorate 150 years of statehood; naturally, search & rescue will pick up any stragglers on Sunday [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149578?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Colorado's repeat performance of the 1976 high-altitude birthday party starts today with 500 climbers summiting all 58 of the state's fourteeners to commemorate 150 years of statehood; naturally, search & rescue will pick up any stragglers on Sunday [Cool] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 07:50:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149578 The world got bored with caring about Ebola. Ebola isn't bored with caring about us [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149434?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> The world got bored with caring about Ebola. Ebola isn't bored with caring about us [Scary] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 06:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149434 Under the sweltering heat of a hot Texas afternoon, Highway 69 arched its back sunward as temperatures soared, culminating in a sudden orgasmic upward thrusting motion that left stunned observers begging for more [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149492?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Under the sweltering heat of a hot Texas afternoon, Highway 69 arched its back sunward as temperatures soared, culminating in a sudden orgasmic upward thrusting motion that left stunned observers begging for more [Giggity] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 05:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149492 Hanging out on a high school building roof can be hazardous to your health [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149514?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Hanging out on a high school building roof can be hazardous to your health [Dumbass] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149514 Well, this is one way to find those lost ammo dumps from WW II [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149526?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Well, this is one way to find those lost ammo dumps from WW II [Scary] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149526 Washington Post's opinion editor resigns. When asked why, he responded *shrug* [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149272?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Washington Post's opinion editor resigns. When asked why, he responded *shrug* [Ironic] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 02:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149272 Industrial oven gets the "Fark's Favorite Bridge" treatment on a Dallas tollway underpass, snarling traffic for hours. (PICS, VIDEO) [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14148762?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Industrial oven gets the "Fark's Favorite Bridge" treatment on a Dallas tollway underpass, snarling traffic for hours. (PICS, VIDEO) [Amusing] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 01:49:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14148762 Village swingers club known as 'Chunky Muffins' could be yours for £1.1m, but you'll never get the smell or stains out [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149190?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> Village swingers club known as 'Chunky Muffins' could be yours for £1.1m, but you'll never get the smell or stains out [Scary] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 00:39:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149190 The Communist Conspiracy to Lightly Vandalize the Windshields of Whidbey Island [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14149380?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> The Communist Conspiracy to Lightly Vandalize the Windshields of Whidbey Island [Facepalm] Sat, 01 Aug 2026 00:04:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14149380