It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Tue, 12 May 2026 07:05:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif https://www.fark.com/comments/14064568?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [8 comments] ]]> The worst thing for someone with anxiety: something to truly be anxious about [Scary] Tue, 12 May 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064568 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064598?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [8 comments] ]]> The art of ragebait: How Japanese influencers do their voodoo at the expense of resident foreigners, explaining that their get-out-of-Japan messaging is just "a strategy to increase followers" [Sick] Tue, 12 May 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064598 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064618?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [10 comments] ]]> Three ways to slow the brain's ageing. Step one: add unnecessary vowels to words [PSA] Tue, 12 May 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064618 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064612?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [8 comments] ]]> Long time head of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League and sausage king of Chicago passes [Sad] Tue, 12 May 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064612 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064538?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [11 comments] ]]> Another senseless casualty of the right to bear arms [Sad] Tue, 12 May 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064538 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063362?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [15 comments] ]]> For today's "Is it a Beck lyric, or a tragic true story" competition, please vote on: I stood on a dog biscuit - it left me in a wheelchair [Scary] Tue, 12 May 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063362 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063978?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [17 comments] ]]> 4 plex with 4 very different tenants. 2 of which might be farkers [Interesting] Tue, 12 May 2026 00:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063978 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064036?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> Gunman at large after five people shot at party in Marion County, proving that nothing good happens at 2 AM or in Florida any other time [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 23:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064036 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064254?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [7 comments] ]]> Incoming Hungarian Health Minister Zsolt Hegedűs continues his 2026 dance tour with a stop outside the Parliament building [Hero] Mon, 11 May 2026 22:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064254 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063442?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [33 comments] ]]> Happy Mother's Day from Mr T [Sappy] Mon, 11 May 2026 21:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063442 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061880?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Photoshop this inspection [Photoshop] Mon, 11 May 2026 20:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061880 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064412?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [108 comments] ]]> Steve Hilton claims Del Taco is 'Authentic Mexican street food.' Also believes P.F. Chang's is the capital of China [Dumbass] Mon, 11 May 2026 19:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064412 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064198?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [29 comments] ]]> The real surprise isn't that three of the worst 20 commutes in the US are in NJ, squeezed between NYC and Philadelphia, it's that it is only three [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 18:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064198 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064034?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [38 comments] ]]> When faced with the dilemma of stinky, nasty things on Florida beaches, experts recommend the 'just eat it' approach [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 17:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064034 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064278?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [66 comments] ]]> Pope dead at 91 [News] Mon, 11 May 2026 17:31:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064278 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [36 comments] ]]> When you fail to rake the Everglades properly [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 17:09:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064216 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064340?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [18 comments] ]]> Fark it, it's a rental [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 16:50:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064340 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063754?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [8 comments] ]]> As God is my witness, I thought Turkey airlines could fly (without catching fire) [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 16:33:23 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063754 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061872?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [15 comments] ]]> Photoshop this urban observer [Photoshop] Mon, 11 May 2026 16:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061872 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063882?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [17 comments] ]]> Pfizer CEO discusses the impact on society of his company making life-saving drugs that nobody can afford. Nah, just kidding, CNN's doing another one of those "Look at how thoughtfully human billionaires are" fluff pieces [Stupid] Mon, 11 May 2026 15:50:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063882 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064122?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [30 comments] ]]> Four middle-aged goblins, a dragon, and an emotionally compromised bucket discover the real fairy gold was Schedule I substances all along [Followup] Mon, 11 May 2026 15:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064122 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063520?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [33 comments] ]]> Apparently, the remake of The People Under the Stairs is going to be a reality series [Creepy] Mon, 11 May 2026 14:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063520 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064124?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [75 comments] ]]> You know you're really over the hill when you realize you have 'old person smell' [Awkward] Mon, 11 May 2026 14:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064124 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064116?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [66 comments] ]]> Driver cited after being caught drinking 151 in McLaren on I-5. Sorry, I misread that - Driver cited after being caught *driving* 151 in McLaren on I-5 [Murica] Mon, 11 May 2026 14:05:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064116 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064038?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [65 comments] ]]> Beautiful old abandoned movie theaters that were turned into grocery or drug stores. Or parking lots [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 13:49:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064038 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064108?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [35 comments] ]]> Gas station prices hate high has prices, too, mainly because they have to start stocking all that ARM/LEG/1STBORN signage [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 13:36:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064108 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064102?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [21 comments] ]]> Descendants of a notorious Dutch SS collaborator have absolutely no idea how a masterpiece plundered from the Netherlands by Hermann Goering could have possibly ended up in their home [Dumbass] Mon, 11 May 2026 13:23:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064102 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064032?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [30 comments] ]]> Around one hundred hot dogs stolen in overnight burglary at Central Florida school. Police now relishing the chance to play ketchup as the offenders move their buns [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 13:10:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064032 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063844?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [11 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 11 is paragon, as in "I asked if the Doublemint Twins were still here, and she replied, 'Paragon'" [Amusing] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:58:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063844 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063820?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [46 comments] ]]> Sailor finds decomposing rat inside energy drink he's consuming, goes to ER for help, advised "with the chemicals that are in Monster, that it should be OK" [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:46:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063820 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064056?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [49 comments] ]]> The size of his...wallet? [Giggity] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064056 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064048?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [25 comments] ]]> Potato futures record dramatic surge of more than 700 percent in less than a month, with analysts observing that the potato futures are so bright, they gotta wear spuds [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064048 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064070?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [260 comments] ]]> People suddenly start to understand what "no more resupply ships" actually means. EVERYBODY PANIC [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:35:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064070 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063716?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [23 comments] ]]> Some guy wins $1100 in court after his family didn't wake up early enough to get sun loungers on vacation in Greece [Silly] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:31:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063716 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064022?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [25 comments] ]]> If you're heading to the DC War Memorial, be sure to bring some quarters so you can play Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell the video game [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:19:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064022 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064040?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [15 comments] ]]> Cruise ship with over 100 sick passengers arrives at Port Canaveral, Florida. Not the Hantavirus ship, this is just a regular Norovirus Cruise [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:06:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064040 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064014?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [22 comments] ]]> I guess the moral of this story is, if you steal dildoes, don't sell them back to the dildo company [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:53:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064014 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063860?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [22 comments] ]]> The Argentinian city of Ushuaia, located at the far southern tip of the country, has long been known as "The End of the World." And, as the probable birthplace of the Hantavirus outbreak, that name may be more appropriate than anyone guessed [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:41:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063860 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063576?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [26 comments] ]]> Just Deus It [Amusing] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063576 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063948?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [46 comments] ]]> Polymarket, where losers get a free ride to Loserville [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063948 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063982?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [105 comments] ]]> Yes please [Cool] Mon, 11 May 2026 10:53:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063982 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063636?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [25 comments] ]]> Officer with Domestic Violence Reduction team arrested for...aw, you guessed [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 10:36:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063636 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063968?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [36 comments] ]]> Armageddon is coming, the river has dried up (possible nsfw content on page) [Unlikely] Mon, 11 May 2026 10:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063968 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063456?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [11 comments] ]]> "Grandpa's dead? Chuck him in the OBG." *200 years later* [Creepy] Mon, 11 May 2026 10:04:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063456 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063540?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [19 comments] ]]> Suspected DUI driver goes 90mph on I-5 with 5 dogs in the car; police chase ensues, only slightly blinded by the shower of dog drool from all the dog heads out the window the whole time [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:48:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063540 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063700?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [46 comments] ]]> North Korea has written a nuclear "dead man's switch" into its constitution [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:31:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063700 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063862?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [46 comments] ]]> UK Navy to spend £200k to redesign women's uniforms over 'inappropriately placed' buttons that look like nipples [Boobies] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:15:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063862 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063898?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [65 comments] ]]> Four guys? [Sad] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:05:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063898 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061852?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [7 comments] ]]> Photoshop this late-August celebration cake [Photoshop] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061852 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063402?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [23 comments] ]]> It's your Maker Monday thread, gettin' dirty edition. Show off your filthy or minty fresh projects or workspaces. LGT a legal analysis of Bambu Labs getting legally filthy with consumer rights on the line (again) [Asinine] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:00:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063402