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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sun, 04 Oct 2026 20:50:05 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif I mean, I don't buy it either, but my reason is I can't afford it [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217302?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> I mean, I don't buy it either, but my reason is I can't afford it [Dumbass] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217302 Photoshop this dreamy drive [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217162?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Photoshop this dreamy drive [Photoshop] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 20:00:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217162 Jesus Christ shiatler is blockading Cuba? [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217384?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Jesus Christ shiatler is blockading Cuba? [Murica] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217384 'Trainee shaman' jailed after drugs from Peru 'medicine man' sent to home, which goes against standard shaman operating procedure. He'll never make assistant to the regional shaman now [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217244?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> 'Trainee shaman' jailed after drugs from Peru 'medicine man' sent to home, which goes against standard shaman operating procedure. He'll never make assistant to the regional shaman now [Dumbass] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 18:26:36 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217244 Should a man always pick up the check? [Survey] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217198?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [105 comments] ]]> Should a man always pick up the check? [Survey] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 17:50:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217198 Now's the time to get that sweet deal on a used Peterbilt [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217126?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> Now's the time to get that sweet deal on a used Peterbilt [Scary] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 16:35:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217126 Photoshop this check up [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217158?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this check up [Photoshop] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 16:00:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217158 The gasoline crisis is over for America. Well, kinda [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217066?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [96 comments] ]]> The gasoline crisis is over for America. Well, kinda [Interesting] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 15:05:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217066 Finally a Cape Cod style house on the beach one can afford [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217040?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [46 comments] ]]> Finally a Cape Cod style house on the beach one can afford [Cool] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 14:38:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217040 The rain in Spain is falling mainly on Barcelona and the NorthEast [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14217050?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> The rain in Spain is falling mainly on Barcelona and the NorthEast [Scary] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 14:14:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14217050 Londoners to start hoarding food and supplies over fear a Godzilla Super El Niño could create a polar vortex [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216950?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [91 comments] ]]> Londoners to start hoarding food and supplies over fear a Godzilla Super El Niño could create a polar vortex [Scary] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 12:24:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216950 Breaker breaker, happy CB Day Good Buddy [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216878?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [58 comments] ]]> Breaker breaker, happy CB Day Good Buddy [Cool] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 11:26:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216878 This one summer at juken camp, I spent over a month sequestered near Mount Fuji and cramming 13 hours a day for entrance exams to prestigious educational institutes. In my free time, I studied some more because my future depends on it [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216588?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> This one summer at juken camp, I spent over a month sequestered near Mount Fuji and cramming 13 hours a day for entrance exams to prestigious educational institutes. In my free time, I studied some more because my future depends on it [Sad] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 09:30:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216588 CSB Sunday Morning: What was the second vehicle you ever owned, and why did it replace the first? [CSB] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216886?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [167 comments] ]]> CSB Sunday Morning: What was the second vehicle you ever owned, and why did it replace the first? [CSB] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 09:15:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216886 Day 1,684 of WW3: Nearly 200 quarantined in Russia after lab worker dies of plague; and Ukraine recaptures 140 Km^2 in the Donbas, says it will expand oil strikes in response to Russia abandoning rules of war. This is your Sunday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216874?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [194 comments] ]]> Day 1,684 of WW3: Nearly 200 quarantined in Russia after lab worker dies of plague; and Ukraine recaptures 140 Km^2 in the Donbas, says it will expand oil strikes in response to Russia abandoning rules of war. This is your Sunday Ukraine war thread [News] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216874 Farkers, this is your investment deal of a lifetime. Got some cash and some time to get through a probate? 200K for perfect year round California coastal climate [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216790?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [105 comments] ]]> Farkers, this is your investment deal of a lifetime. Got some cash and some time to get through a probate? 200K for perfect year round California coastal climate [Cool] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 07:50:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216790 Man surprised after his gold-plated turd sells for a lot more than it's worth [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216784?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [90 comments] ]]> Man surprised after his gold-plated turd sells for a lot more than it's worth [Obvious] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 06:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216784 Eeeeeeee-bola [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216750?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Eeeeeeee-bola [Misc] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 05:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216750 Here we see a pod of floatplanes as they undertake their annual migration from the lake to the airport [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216670?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Here we see a pod of floatplanes as they undertake their annual migration from the lake to the airport [Cool] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216670 Influencer surrenders after throwing cheesesteak he didn't like at employee of Pat's King of Steaks. In show of solidarity, rival Geno's Steaks offers to distribute cartons of D-cell batteries for yinz to hurl at this jagoff when he makes bail [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216424?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [69 comments] ]]> Influencer surrenders after throwing cheesesteak he didn't like at employee of Pat's King of Steaks. In show of solidarity, rival Geno's Steaks offers to distribute cartons of D-cell batteries for yinz to hurl at this jagoff when he makes bail [Followup] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216424 A vehicle driving southbound on Duke Street was hiat by a bullet. That sucks [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216500?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> A vehicle driving southbound on Duke Street was hiat by a bullet. That sucks [Scary] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216500 Great white sharks in your Canada? It's more likely than you think [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216626?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Great white sharks in your Canada? It's more likely than you think [Scary] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216626 Three men convicted of killing 41 bobcats, expected to be sentenced to death by snu-snu from 41 cougars [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216572?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Three men convicted of killing 41 bobcats, expected to be sentenced to death by snu-snu from 41 cougars [Dumbass] Sun, 04 Oct 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216572 Tompkins County DA who was overseeing the Cornell gang rape investigation: Wait. I was supposed to review *all* the evidence? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216554?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Tompkins County DA who was overseeing the Cornell gang rape investigation: Wait. I was supposed to review *all* the evidence? [Facepalm] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216554 I guess Taylor Farms' check didn't clear [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216342?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> I guess Taylor Farms' check didn't clear [Obvious] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216342 Noise Factor is your soundtrack to Saturday at 10:30PM ET. Space Lizard, Vultures of the Void, Abrams, Desert Collider, nibs, Weedpecker, and much more [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216756?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Noise Factor is your soundtrack to Saturday at 10:30PM ET. Space Lizard, Vultures of the Void, Abrams, Desert Collider, nibs, Weedpecker, and much more [Live] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 22:00:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216756 America didn't learn from Covid and we're totally not ready for a bird flu pandemic [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216638?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [61 comments] ]]> America didn't learn from Covid and we're totally not ready for a bird flu pandemic [Obvious] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216638 Former Palm Beach County Attorney needs an attorney and to have a seat over there [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216622?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Former Palm Beach County Attorney needs an attorney and to have a seat over there [Florida] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216622 The Swing is up to the letter "Q" on show #533 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), with some "R"s added to fill in. On TAoS, "The Atom Man" continues as the Nazi scientist Der Teufel has made it to the Black Forest to work on his sample of Kryptonite [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216668?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> The Swing is up to the letter "Q" on show #533 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), with some "R"s added to fill in. On TAoS, "The Atom Man" continues as the Nazi scientist Der Teufel has made it to the Black Forest to work on his sample of Kryptonite [Live] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 19:30:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216668 Chief of Tennessee's prison system resigns after failing to successfully murder someone [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216476?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [67 comments] ]]> Chief of Tennessee's prison system resigns after failing to successfully murder someone [Ironic] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216476 Looks like America's $28 billion hemp THC industry hasn't paid Trump and his stooges quite enough in bribes yet [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216332?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [76 comments] ]]> Looks like America's $28 billion hemp THC industry hasn't paid Trump and his stooges quite enough in bribes yet [Obvious] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 16:14:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216332 Wait. You're saying that mixing an energy drink into my coffee and then drinking five more of those throughout the day might have some serious consequences for my long-term health? Lies [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216338?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [78 comments] ]]> Wait. You're saying that mixing an energy drink into my coffee and then drinking five more of those throughout the day might have some serious consequences for my long-term health? Lies [Dumbass] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 16:02:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216338 Sure it needs some work, but this house totally rocks [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216312?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [97 comments] ]]> Sure it needs some work, but this house totally rocks [Awkward] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 15:38:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216312 "Florida woman" ... "opens fire" ... "tow yard" ... "sheriff" you can fill in the blanks [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216270?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> "Florida woman" ... "opens fire" ... "tow yard" ... "sheriff" you can fill in the blanks [Florida] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 14:14:28 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216270 The Tartan Army has returned to Boston. Can Scotland just liberate us already? [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216264?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> The Tartan Army has returned to Boston. Can Scotland just liberate us already? [Spiffy] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 13:38:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216264 In Bermuda a Gulfstream jet, took off without much regret, but close to Nantucket, the thing kicked the bucket, and now the whole airplane is wet [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216254?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> In Bermuda a Gulfstream jet, took off without much regret, but close to Nantucket, the thing kicked the bucket, and now the whole airplane is wet [Sad] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 13:26:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216254 ♯♬ Shave-and-haircut,♩𝄐 ♬ ♭ [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216158?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [79 comments] ]]> ♯♬ Shave-and-haircut,♩𝄐 ♬ ♭ [Florida] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 11:50:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216158 Pizza, Canada, custom PCs, and mascots are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 25-Oct. 1 Loafer Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14215918?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Pizza, Canada, custom PCs, and mascots are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 25-Oct. 1 Loafer Edition [Weird] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 10:52:36 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14215918 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 3 is tittle, as in "In the soft porn industry, showing some tittle take you far" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216152?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 3 is tittle, as in "In the soft porn industry, showing some tittle take you far" [Amusing] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 10:50:28 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216152 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it's Jeff flying in for his shift [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216138?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it's Jeff flying in for his shift [Cool] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 10:05:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216138 Meanwhile in Aspen, the Man vs. Bear vs. government saga continues [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216130?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Meanwhile in Aspen, the Man vs. Bear vs. government saga continues [Facepalm] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 09:20:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216130 Day 1,683 of WW3: Ukraine says it has intercepted messages from Putin ordering abandonment of rules of war and attacks on civilian targets, confusing Russians who have already been doing so for 1,683 days. This is your Saturday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216132?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [257 comments] ]]> Day 1,683 of WW3: Ukraine says it has intercepted messages from Putin ordering abandonment of rules of war and attacks on civilian targets, confusing Russians who have already been doing so for 1,683 days. This is your Saturday Ukraine war thread [News] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 08:15:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216132 "The shelter is not where we want him to spend his days. He deserves a soft bed, a quiet home and someone to remind him that his best days can still be ahead of him." Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] https://www.fark.com/comments/14214668?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [616 comments] ]]> "The shelter is not where we want him to spend his days. He deserves a soft bed, a quiet home and someone to remind him that his best days can still be ahead of him." Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14214668 Gas, food, health insurance and housing are getting more expensive, good thing wages rose by a nickel [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216032?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Gas, food, health insurance and housing are getting more expensive, good thing wages rose by a nickel [Scary] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 06:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216032 Fifteen-year old charged with a dozen felonies because of attempted chemistry [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216022?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [53 comments] ]]> Fifteen-year old charged with a dozen felonies because of attempted chemistry [Scary] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 05:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216022 Ten people injured when car crashes into crowd of football fans in Australia. Initial reports say no connection to terrorism, although police haven't ruled out involvement of Al Kahol [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216036?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Ten people injured when car crashes into crowd of football fans in Australia. Initial reports say no connection to terrorism, although police haven't ruled out involvement of Al Kahol [Sad] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216036 Juneau police close mysterious case of body found in locked freezer. It all makes sense now [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14216072?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> Juneau police close mysterious case of body found in locked freezer. It all makes sense now [Interesting] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14216072 Earth's driest desert is full of wildflowers right now which is kind of beautiful - it really was Tom Petty's best record [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14215204?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Earth's driest desert is full of wildflowers right now which is kind of beautiful - it really was Tom Petty's best record [Cool] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 02:44:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14215204 Crypto thieves turn to 'hit him with this $5 wrench until he tells us the password' hacking technique [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14215050?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Crypto thieves turn to 'hit him with this $5 wrench until he tells us the password' hacking technique [Scary] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 01:44:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14215050 Another day, another deputy using Flock for skeevy shiat [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14215854?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Another day, another deputy using Flock for skeevy shiat [Florida] Sat, 03 Oct 2026 01:06:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14215854