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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Mon, 22 Jun 2026 14:15:04 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif "If there is any sport where we haven't had a betting scandal yet, it's because we don't have the tools to detect it" [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107376?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [1 comments] ]]> "If there is any sport where we haven't had a betting scandal yet, it's because we don't have the tools to detect it" [Followup] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 14:12:26 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107376 On this day in history, in 1944, FDR signed the G.I. Bill, which was a follow-up to the lesser-known G.I. George and yet still less successful than G.I. Joe [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107242?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1944, FDR signed the G.I. Bill, which was a follow-up to the lesser-known G.I. George and yet still less successful than G.I. Joe [Vintage] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:58:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107242 The potato store is becoming a strategic asset. Can the National Strategic Potato Reserve be far behind? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107260?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> The potato store is becoming a strategic asset. Can the National Strategic Potato Reserve be far behind? [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:46:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107260 The Supreme Court has reinstated Pedro Hernandez's murder conviction of 6-year Etan Patz, one of the first missing children to appear on milk cartons [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107432?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> The Supreme Court has reinstated Pedro Hernandez's murder conviction of 6-year Etan Patz, one of the first missing children to appear on milk cartons [Followup] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:35:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107432 You're 87. Which scratch ticket prize would you choose - $1.6 million now, or $10,000 a month for the rest of your life? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107498?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> You're 87. Which scratch ticket prize would you choose - $1.6 million now, or $10,000 a month for the rest of your life? [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107498 Economists thought prediction markets would be a panacea. But shysters will corrupt and rig anything they can bet on, and the obvious ensued [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107430?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Economists thought prediction markets would be a panacea. But shysters will corrupt and rig anything they can bet on, and the obvious ensued [Followup] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107430 Not news: building a car out of Lego. News: building a life-size car our of Lego. Awesome: building a life-size, working replica of a Koenigsegg Sadair Spear out of Lego and getting it up to 69mph on the track [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107226?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> Not news: building a car out of Lego. News: building a life-size car our of Lego. Awesome: building a life-size, working replica of a Koenigsegg Sadair Spear out of Lego and getting it up to 69mph on the track [Spiffy] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107226 Andy Burnham knows how to get Britain's boozers on his side if he becomes Prime Minister: free beer. Not really free beer but it's in the same general direction [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107370?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Andy Burnham knows how to get Britain's boozers on his side if he becomes Prime Minister: free beer. Not really free beer but it's in the same general direction [Spiffy] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:04:59 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107370 Ukraine has already demonstarted that cheap-ish drones are better than expensive tanks and missiles, now their basic sensors are doing a better job (right now) than Trump's planned Golden Shower I mean Dome [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107436?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Ukraine has already demonstarted that cheap-ish drones are better than expensive tanks and missiles, now their basic sensors are doing a better job (right now) than Trump's planned Golden Shower I mean Dome [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:49:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107436 Not news: magician disappears. News; magician actually disappears. Fark: his last name is Hidden [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107022?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Not news: magician disappears. News; magician actually disappears. Fark: his last name is Hidden [Strange] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:34:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107022 Math question: If an Indiana man is facing 102 charges in Clark County after allegedly shooting deer from a vehicle, and 7 charges in Jefferson County, do you think it would be best if people in Indiana did not shoot deer from a vehicle? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107294?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Math question: If an Indiana man is facing 102 charges in Clark County after allegedly shooting deer from a vehicle, and 7 charges in Jefferson County, do you think it would be best if people in Indiana did not shoot deer from a vehicle? [Facepalm] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:21:24 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107294 How to improve your agility. Subby just plays lots of dice games in KCD2 [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107348?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> How to improve your agility. Subby just plays lots of dice games in KCD2 [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107348 Although it's not the anniversary, let us remember the most important battle of World War 2, where Australian troops valiantly fought against Americans. Lest We Forget. Wait, what? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106708?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Although it's not the anniversary, let us remember the most important battle of World War 2, where Australian troops valiantly fought against Americans. Lest We Forget. Wait, what? [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:08:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106708 So what they're saying is if you want a successful phishing campaign against a hospital, promise PTO [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107340?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> So what they're saying is if you want a successful phishing campaign against a hospital, promise PTO [Fail] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107340 Young K-pop female girl group goes viral for honest dieting tips to fans who can't fit into their skirts. That's right: buy bigger skirts because "There's nothing wrong with you. The skirt is the problem" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107012?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [73 comments] ]]> Young K-pop female girl group goes viral for honest dieting tips to fans who can't fit into their skirts. That's right: buy bigger skirts because "There's nothing wrong with you. The skirt is the problem" [Amusing] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107012 Sure, at one hundred million dollars it's a little pricey, but it has a walk in refrigerated vodak tasting room [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107350?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [66 comments] ]]> Sure, at one hundred million dollars it's a little pricey, but it has a walk in refrigerated vodak tasting room [Cool] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107350 Headline: could super El Nino trigger a global food crisis? Article: "It is misleading, though, to treat any resulting famine as a natural outcome." Editor: whatever, keep the headline [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107302?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Headline: could super El Nino trigger a global food crisis? Article: "It is misleading, though, to treat any resulting famine as a natural outcome." Editor: whatever, keep the headline [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:08:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107302 GLP-1s to solve climate change, you're free to install coal rollers on your Tesla now [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107194?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> GLP-1s to solve climate change, you're free to install coal rollers on your Tesla now [Unlikely] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:54:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107194 Man killed in Puyallup crash involving semi-truck. Please, people, keep your Puyallups off the roads [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107172?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Man killed in Puyallup crash involving semi-truck. Please, people, keep your Puyallups off the roads [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:36:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107172 If four new mothers delivered triplets at the same time, which one went home without a baby? Show your math [Sappy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107142?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> If four new mothers delivered triplets at the same time, which one went home without a baby? Show your math [Sappy] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:19:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107142 Rupert Grint wins bid to build eco-village; still waiting on that bid for a comb [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107150?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Rupert Grint wins bid to build eco-village; still waiting on that bid for a comb [Cool] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:04:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107150 Want free healthcare in New York? Become a sex worker [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106774?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [42 comments] ]]> Want free healthcare in New York? Become a sex worker [Giggity] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106774 "He allowed them to breed because he thought that's what they wanted to do" [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107052?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [39 comments] ]]> "He allowed them to breed because he thought that's what they wanted to do" [Asinine] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107052 It's almost Amazon Prime Day, everybody. How are you going to celebrate your addiction to needless overconsumption? [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107122?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [92 comments] ]]> It's almost Amazon Prime Day, everybody. How are you going to celebrate your addiction to needless overconsumption? [Stupid] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:20:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107122 It's your Maker Monday thread, practical lasers edition. Show off your laser projects (or whatever else you have going on). LGT lasering your 3D prints for permanent marking [Plug] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106637?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> It's your Maker Monday thread, practical lasers edition. Show off your laser projects (or whatever else you have going on). LGT lasering your 3D prints for permanent marking [Plug] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:00:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106637 Photoshop this nighttime scene [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106128?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this nighttime scene [Photoshop] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:00:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106128 Old man falls off stage after saying Taylor Swift is a psi op. So metal [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107028?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [77 comments] ]]> Old man falls off stage after saying Taylor Swift is a psi op. So metal [Dumbass] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 08:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107028 Waving an American flag at a protest? Deadly force authorized [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106848?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Waving an American flag at a protest? Deadly force authorized [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106848 Alan Deadspan [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [116 comments] ]]> Alan Deadspan [News] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 08:18:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107140 Day 1,580 of WW3. Orcistan resumes shooting at merchant vessels near Odesa. Orc ballistic missiles take advantage of Ukraine's Patriot missile shortage, and some rich guy in London resigns his government job. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107042?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [110 comments] ]]> Day 1,580 of WW3. Orcistan resumes shooting at merchant vessels near Odesa. Orc ballistic missiles take advantage of Ukraine's Patriot missile shortage, and some rich guy in London resigns his government job. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107042 Wait, whaaat? [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106884?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [51 comments] ]]> Wait, whaaat? [Spiffy] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106884 The Road Warrior: Crimea [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106956?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> The Road Warrior: Crimea [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106956 Well, that's just The Height of Stupidity [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106592?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Well, that's just The Height of Stupidity [Cool] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106592 Starmer out after 15.9 Trusses. Head of lettuce unavailable for comment [NewsFlash] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107034?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [133 comments] ]]> Starmer out after 15.9 Trusses. Head of lettuce unavailable for comment [NewsFlash] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 05:03:50 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107034 Your brain isn't wired for Fark [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106952?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Your brain isn't wired for Fark [Obvious] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106952 No one is riding the D anymore [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106924?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> No one is riding the D anymore [Sad] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106924 NASA's Perseverance rover has run a marathon on Mars. Only took five years [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106810?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> NASA's Perseverance rover has run a marathon on Mars. Only took five years [Cool] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106810 Finnish prosecutors charge Russian captain, petty officer with aggravated sabotage, interference with communications networks after their cargo ship Fitburg dragged anchor, damaging undersea cables [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106632?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Finnish prosecutors charge Russian captain, petty officer with aggravated sabotage, interference with communications networks after their cargo ship Fitburg dragged anchor, damaging undersea cables [Obvious] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106632 A community minded British lawyer organized an effort to pull 200 bags of garbage out of an English river. He may have been expected a medal for being so brave or expected to be bawled out. But there was a third possibility he hadn't counted upon [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106692?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> A community minded British lawyer organized an effort to pull 200 bags of garbage out of an English river. He may have been expected a medal for being so brave or expected to be bawled out. But there was a third possibility he hadn't counted upon [Awkward] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106692 ♪ Sing me a song of two lads who are gone ♫ Say, is that a boat I spy ♪ Merry of soul they floated a day ♫ Over the sea to Skye ♩ [Hero] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106746?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> ♪ Sing me a song of two lads who are gone ♫ Say, is that a boat I spy ♪ Merry of soul they floated a day ♫ Over the sea to Skye ♩ [Hero] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106746 Fruitland Park church employee arrested for videoing adolescent girls changing clothes following baptism services under his Girls Gone Wet trade name [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106696?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Fruitland Park church employee arrested for videoing adolescent girls changing clothes following baptism services under his Girls Gone Wet trade name [Florida] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106696 Boy hospitalized after mall food court signboard fell on him. Food Junction, what was your malfunction? [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106788?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Boy hospitalized after mall food court signboard fell on him. Food Junction, what was your malfunction? [Scary] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106788 Isn't anybody doing phrasing anymore? [Weeners] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106714?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Isn't anybody doing phrasing anymore? [Weeners] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106714 Photoshop this ren fest wizard [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14105472?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop this ren fest wizard [Photoshop] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 20:00:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14105472 There's no need to be feeding birds in the summer, said no bear ever [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106646?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> There's no need to be feeding birds in the summer, said no bear ever [Awkward] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106646 US TikToker cleverly merges "tiny home" and "van life" trends by...living in her car. Genius [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106676?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [112 comments] ]]> US TikToker cleverly merges "tiny home" and "van life" trends by...living in her car. Genius [Facepalm] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 18:40:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106676 The risk of dying from MSG is low, but never zero [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106600?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [72 comments] ]]> The risk of dying from MSG is low, but never zero [Sad] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 17:38:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106600 Seattle celebrates begin of summer by a) having solstice parade, b) hosting music festival, c) releasing 13, 000 gallons of wastewater into the Puget Sound. d) all of the above [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106564?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Seattle celebrates begin of summer by a) having solstice parade, b) hosting music festival, c) releasing 13, 000 gallons of wastewater into the Puget Sound. d) all of the above [Fail] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 16:26:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106564 Yes, you're flossing your teeth all wrong [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106546?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [48 comments] ]]> Yes, you're flossing your teeth all wrong [Fail] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 16:14:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106546 Photoshop these crawlers [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14104700?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> Photoshop these crawlers [Photoshop] Sun, 21 Jun 2026 16:00:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14104700