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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Mon, 11 May 2026 12:05:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif I guess the moral of this story is, if you steal dildoes, don't sell them back to the dildo company [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064014?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> I guess the moral of this story is, if you steal dildoes, don't sell them back to the dildo company [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:53:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064014 The Argentinian city of Ushuaia, located at the far southern tip of the country, has long been known as "The End of the World." And, as the probable birthplace of the Hantavirus outbreak, that name may be more appropriate than anyone guessed [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063860?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> The Argentinian city of Ushuaia, located at the far southern tip of the country, has long been known as "The End of the World." And, as the probable birthplace of the Hantavirus outbreak, that name may be more appropriate than anyone guessed [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:41:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063860 Just Deus It [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063576?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Just Deus It [Amusing] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063576 Polymarket, where losers get a free ride to Loserville [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063948?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Polymarket, where losers get a free ride to Loserville [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063948 Yes please [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063982?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [54 comments] ]]> Yes please [Cool] Mon, 11 May 2026 10:53:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063982 Officer with Domestic Violence Reduction team arrested for...aw, you guessed [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063636?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Officer with Domestic Violence Reduction team arrested for...aw, you guessed [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 10:36:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063636 Armageddon is coming, the river has dried up (possible nsfw content on page) [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063968?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Armageddon is coming, the river has dried up (possible nsfw content on page) [Unlikely] Mon, 11 May 2026 10:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063968 "Grandpa's dead? Chuck him in the OBG." *200 years later* [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063456?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> "Grandpa's dead? Chuck him in the OBG." *200 years later* [Creepy] Mon, 11 May 2026 10:04:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063456 Suspected DUI driver goes 90mph on I-5 with 5 dogs in the car; police chase ensues, only slightly blinded by the shower of dog drool from all the dog heads out the window the whole time [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063540?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Suspected DUI driver goes 90mph on I-5 with 5 dogs in the car; police chase ensues, only slightly blinded by the shower of dog drool from all the dog heads out the window the whole time [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:48:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063540 North Korea has written a nuclear "dead man's switch" into its constitution [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063700?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> North Korea has written a nuclear "dead man's switch" into its constitution [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:31:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063700 UK Navy to spend £200k to redesign women's uniforms over 'inappropriately placed' buttons that look like nipples [Boobies] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063862?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> UK Navy to spend £200k to redesign women's uniforms over 'inappropriately placed' buttons that look like nipples [Boobies] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:15:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063862 Four guys? [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063898?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [53 comments] ]]> Four guys? [Sad] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:05:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063898 Photoshop this late-August celebration cake [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14061852?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> Photoshop this late-August celebration cake [Photoshop] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061852 It's your Maker Monday thread, gettin' dirty edition. Show off your filthy or minty fresh projects or workspaces. LGT a legal analysis of Bambu Labs getting legally filthy with consumer rights on the line (again) [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063402?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> It's your Maker Monday thread, gettin' dirty edition. Show off your filthy or minty fresh projects or workspaces. LGT a legal analysis of Bambu Labs getting legally filthy with consumer rights on the line (again) [Asinine] Mon, 11 May 2026 09:00:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063402 More Americans are retiring to Europe. They'll be able to spend their days seeing Big Ben and Parliament, Big Ben and Parliament, Big Ben and Parliament [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063730?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [58 comments] ]]> More Americans are retiring to Europe. They'll be able to spend their days seeing Big Ben and Parliament, Big Ben and Parliament, Big Ben and Parliament [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 08:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063730 Unnecessary technology, fruit, music history, and doggies are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 2-9 Sunday Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063606?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Unnecessary technology, fruit, music history, and doggies are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 2-9 Sunday Edition [Weird] Mon, 11 May 2026 08:47:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063606 Americans are struggling to deal with the shame of shopping at Aldi's to save money. Wait, that's shameful? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [113 comments] ]]> Americans are struggling to deal with the shame of shopping at Aldi's to save money. Wait, that's shameful? [Facepalm] Mon, 11 May 2026 08:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063836 Stock up on toilet paper: French and American passengers returning home from The Plague Boat have tested positive [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063656?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [49 comments] ]]> Stock up on toilet paper: French and American passengers returning home from The Plague Boat have tested positive [Sick] Mon, 11 May 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063656 US intelligence-gathering flights are surging off of Cuba. Subby thinks an invasion will drop by Friday [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063530?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> US intelligence-gathering flights are surging off of Cuba. Subby thinks an invasion will drop by Friday [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 08:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063530 Day 1,538 of WW3. Kyiv offers to forego gutting russian infrastructure if they stop mass-bombing raids on Ukraine. Pooty-Poot wants a lobbyist for orc businesses to be a "neutral" arbiter for peace negotiations. This is your Monday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063744?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [81 comments] ]]> Day 1,538 of WW3. Kyiv offers to forego gutting russian infrastructure if they stop mass-bombing raids on Ukraine. Pooty-Poot wants a lobbyist for orc businesses to be a "neutral" arbiter for peace negotiations. This is your Monday Ukraine war thread [News] Mon, 11 May 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063744 Chud the influencer arrested for CHUD like behavior [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063642?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Chud the influencer arrested for CHUD like behavior [Stupid] Mon, 11 May 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063642 "Tourist" mistakes his family's home for the US Capitol [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063654?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> "Tourist" mistakes his family's home for the US Capitol [Murica] Mon, 11 May 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063654 FA: Rich, entitled ass-haole chucks rock at Hawaiian monk seal. FO: gets the shiat kicked out of him by locals; video of the beating goes viral; Hawaiian State politicos collectively shrug and offer to buy the locals a beer. Another day in paradise [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063580?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [76 comments] ]]> FA: Rich, entitled ass-haole chucks rock at Hawaiian monk seal. FO: gets the shiat kicked out of him by locals; video of the beating goes viral; Hawaiian State politicos collectively shrug and offer to buy the locals a beer. Another day in paradise [Amusing] Mon, 11 May 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063580 Either someone stole a car and left a kitten in it, or cat burglars are starting even younger these days [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063546?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Either someone stole a car and left a kitten in it, or cat burglars are starting even younger these days [Misc] Mon, 11 May 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063546 Bluenose captain celebrating 25 years of steering historic ship. Ever see a Canadian dime? That's the Bluenose [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063472?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Bluenose captain celebrating 25 years of steering historic ship. Ever see a Canadian dime? That's the Bluenose [Cool] Mon, 11 May 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063472 What do you mean rising gas prices makes boating more expensive? [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063462?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> What do you mean rising gas prices makes boating more expensive? [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063462 Iran's embassy in Armenia to Karoline Leavitt: 'When you kiss your new baby, think of the mothers of those 100 Iranian school children' that are dead because of you [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063336?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [80 comments] ]]> Iran's embassy in Armenia to Karoline Leavitt: 'When you kiss your new baby, think of the mothers of those 100 Iranian school children' that are dead because of you [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063336 Most doctors will remove extraneous twigs, pine needles, and moss from a wound before suturing it [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063368?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Most doctors will remove extraneous twigs, pine needles, and moss from a wound before suturing it [Asinine] Mon, 11 May 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063368 Tehran strikes tanker off coast of Doha after Qatar ship breaks Hormuz blockade [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063352?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Tehran strikes tanker off coast of Doha after Qatar ship breaks Hormuz blockade [Misc] Sun, 10 May 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063352 One injured, one dead after pickup hits tree in downtown Amarillo. Status of dog, jilted lover, or the rest of the country song is unknown [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063314?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> One injured, one dead after pickup hits tree in downtown Amarillo. Status of dog, jilted lover, or the rest of the country song is unknown [Scary] Sun, 10 May 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063314 Silver Spoon restaurant serving a generous portion of pew pew pew for Mother's Day brunch [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063298?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Silver Spoon restaurant serving a generous portion of pew pew pew for Mother's Day brunch [Murica] Sun, 10 May 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063298 She looked at me with concern and disgust. You know, the two dominant mom emotions [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063444?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> She looked at me with concern and disgust. You know, the two dominant mom emotions [Spiffy] Sun, 10 May 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063444 Photoshop this crinkly [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14061848?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this crinkly [Photoshop] Sun, 10 May 2026 20:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061848 Dozen teens in the back of a U-Haul? Those are rookie numbers [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063458?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Dozen teens in the back of a U-Haul? Those are rookie numbers [Stupid] Sun, 10 May 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063458 No more ICE at Disney [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063378?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> No more ICE at Disney [Spiffy] Sun, 10 May 2026 18:35:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063378 Off-duty security guard will be sentenced to 20-28 years in prison for mistakenly thinking he enjoys the same level of protection from the legal system as an on-duty US police officer [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063344?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [77 comments] ]]> Off-duty security guard will be sentenced to 20-28 years in prison for mistakenly thinking he enjoys the same level of protection from the legal system as an on-duty US police officer [Followup] Sun, 10 May 2026 17:35:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063344 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 10 is halcyon, as in "The lens in his control panel helped halcyon 2001: A Space Odyssey" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063326?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 10 is halcyon, as in "The lens in his control panel helped halcyon 2001: A Space Odyssey" [Amusing] Sun, 10 May 2026 17:05:28 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063326 Please note: if your toilet is leaking twenty-five thousand gallons of water per billing cycle, there's something seriously wrong with it. Or with the billing, one of the two [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063308?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Please note: if your toilet is leaking twenty-five thousand gallons of water per billing cycle, there's something seriously wrong with it. Or with the billing, one of the two [Scary] Sun, 10 May 2026 16:50:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063308 Won't somebody please think of the poor lifted truck owners? [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063284?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [85 comments] ]]> Won't somebody please think of the poor lifted truck owners? [Murica] Sun, 10 May 2026 16:02:46 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063284 Photoshop this spooky path [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14060300?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Photoshop this spooky path [Photoshop] Sun, 10 May 2026 16:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14060300 Subby struggles getting out of the bathtub while this 12 year old girl swims 2 hours to an island for help after their boat capsized [Hero] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063224?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Subby struggles getting out of the bathtub while this 12 year old girl swims 2 hours to an island for help after their boat capsized [Hero] Sun, 10 May 2026 15:35:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063224 $900 K for 818 SF, 1 bed 1 bath cottage with 59 steps up one of the steepest outdoor staircases in San Francisco [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [113 comments] ]]> $900 K for 818 SF, 1 bed 1 bath cottage with 59 steps up one of the steepest outdoor staircases in San Francisco [Stupid] Sun, 10 May 2026 13:26:08 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063140 Tik-Tok creator starts crowdfunding campaign to buy Spirit Airlines has already racked up over $335 million pledges. He only needs another 1.3 BILLION to get close [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063142?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [39 comments] ]]> Tik-Tok creator starts crowdfunding campaign to buy Spirit Airlines has already racked up over $335 million pledges. He only needs another 1.3 BILLION to get close [Unlikely] Sun, 10 May 2026 13:14:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063142 If you get a desperate call from Drew pleading for emergency cash to fix the servers, at least check beerspill.fark.com first [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063094?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> If you get a desperate call from Drew pleading for emergency cash to fix the servers, at least check beerspill.fark.com first [PSA] Sun, 10 May 2026 12:12:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063094 No matter how aggravating those little bastards get, parents cannot lock their kids out of their houses to teach them "how to be homeless" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14062842?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [72 comments] ]]> No matter how aggravating those little bastards get, parents cannot lock their kids out of their houses to teach them "how to be homeless" [Scary] Sun, 10 May 2026 11:14:46 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14062842 Officer, do you know who I am? No, but you're not who you say you are [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14062668?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Officer, do you know who I am? No, but you're not who you say you are [Dumbass] Sun, 10 May 2026 09:48:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14062668 Want to track the apocalypse? Follow billionaires' jets [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14062660?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> Want to track the apocalypse? Follow billionaires' jets [Interesting] Sun, 10 May 2026 09:36:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14062660 Photoshop what the buzz is all about [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14059006?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop what the buzz is all about [Photoshop] Sun, 10 May 2026 09:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14059006 CSB Sunday Morning: That one visit to the zoo [CSB] https://www.fark.com/comments/14062846?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [86 comments] ]]> CSB Sunday Morning: That one visit to the zoo [CSB] Sun, 10 May 2026 09:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14062846 Day 1,537 of WW3: To the surprise of absolutely one, Russia's understanding of the word "ceasefire" is as trustworthy as the last 17 "ceasefires" they completely ignored. This is your Sunday Ukraine invasion conversation [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063084?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [156 comments] ]]> Day 1,537 of WW3: To the surprise of absolutely one, Russia's understanding of the word "ceasefire" is as trustworthy as the last 17 "ceasefires" they completely ignored. This is your Sunday Ukraine invasion conversation [News] Sun, 10 May 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063084