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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the wide receiver position</p>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the most important of positions: running back!</p>
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<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the most important of positions: running back!</p>
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	<title>The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 4 &#8211; Quarterback &#038; Tight End Strategies AKA &#8220;The Sourest of Balls&#8221;</title>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the &#8220;onesie&#8221; positions: quarterback and tight end</p>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the core mechanic of auction drafts: nominations and bidding on players.</p>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the core mechanic of auction drafts: nominations and bidding on players.</p>
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	<title>The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 2 &#8211; Pre-Draft Prep &#038; Auction Values AKA &#8220;Non-Union Gang Members&#8221;</title>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss pre-draft preparation that would differ from snake drafts.</p>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss pre-draft preparation that would differ from snake drafts.</p>
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The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.
In this episode, we discuss pre-draft preparation that would differ from snake drafts.
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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<item>
	<title>The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 1 &#8211; Introduction to Auctions AKA &#8220;Hammy Botox&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/06/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-1-introduction-to-auctions/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 21:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we provide you with an introduction to the format.</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode1intro.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode1intro.mp3</a>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdit]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we provide you with an introduction to the format.</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode1intro.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode1intro.mp3</a>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!
The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.
In this episode, we provide you with an introduction to the format.
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC North AKA &#8220;Dr. Umar Cooper Jr.&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/07/22/fantasy-football-divisional-preview-afc-north-aka-dr-umar-cooper-jr/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2026 01:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Walker &amp; Jeff round out our divisional preview series with the AFC North!</p>
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	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Walker &amp; Jeff round out our divisional preview series with the AFC North!
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Walker &amp; Jeff round out our divisional preview series with the AFC North!</p>
<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []"><a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcnorth2026.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcnorth2026.mp3</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC South AKA &#8220;You Shough Me All Night Long&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/07/09/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-afc-south-aka-you-shough-me-all-night-long/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 03:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South!</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcsouthpreview.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcsouthpreview.mp3</a>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South!
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South!</p>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South!
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	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC North AKA “Honolulu Blue Light Special”</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/24/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-north-aka-honolulu-blue-light-special/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 03:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff review the NFC North and its fantasy football bounty!</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcnorth.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcnorth.mp3</a>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff review the NFC North and its fantasy football bounty!
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcnorth.mp3]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff review the NFC North and its fantasy football bounty!</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcnorth.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcnorth.mp3</a>]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff review the NFC North and its fantasy football bounty!
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC East AKA &#8220;Bobby Kotick: The Most Evil?&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/20/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-east-aka-bobby-kotick-the-most-evil/</link>
	<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2026 01:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff break down the NFC East for 2026 fantasy football leagues.</p>
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	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff break down the NFC East for 2026 fantasy football leagues.
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		<ssp:title>2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC East AKA &#8220;Bobby Kotick: The Most Evil?&#8221;</ssp:title>
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	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC West AKA &#8220;Pearl Milling Company Barner&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/04/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-west-aka-pearl-milling-company-barner/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 03:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff preview all the fantasy football prospects in the NFC West for 2026!</p>
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	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff preview all the fantasy football prospects in the NFC West for 2026!
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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<item>
	<title>Football Absurdity Podcast: Early Top Ten QB &#038; RB AKA &#8220;Rayne Da-Clone-a Prescott&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/05/20/football-absurdity-podcast-early-top-ten-qb-rb-aka-rayne-da-clone-a-prescott/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 19:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>The usual suspects break down their early top-ten at running back and quarterback.</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/toptenqbrb.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/toptenqbrb.mp3</a>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The usual suspects break down their early top-ten at running back and quarterback.
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	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Football Absurdity Podcast: 2026 NFL Draft Veteran Winners &#038; Losers and Rookie Draft Top-18 AKA &#8220;Cry-ler Allgeier Cuck Chair&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/05/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2026-nfl-draft-veteran-winners-losers-and-rookie-draft-top-18-aka-cry-ler-allgeier-cuck-chair/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 04:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff discuss the fallout from the 2026 NFL Draft. First, they review veteran winners &amp; losers for 2026 fantasy football, and then they (briefly) go over their top-18 for dynasty rookie drafts.</p>
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	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff discuss the fallout from the 2026 NFL Draft. First, they review veteran winners &amp; losers for 2026 fantasy football, and then they (briefly) go over their top-18 for dynasty rookie drafts.
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>2026 NFL Round 1 Mock Draft! AKA &#8220;The Last of Us: Tactics&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/04/20/2026-nfl-round-1-mock-draft-aka-the-last-of-us-tactics/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 02:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>We return next week to review the rest of this class, before finishing out the 2026 NFL Draft season with a mock draft, and a live review of the second round alongside a first-round review on the Friday of the draft! Enjoy!</p>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 02:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>2026 NFL Free Agency Preview AKA &#8220;Football, Autistically&#8221;</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 23:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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	<title>Super Bowl LX Preview AKA &#8220;Wake Up &#038; Smell the Goldschläger&#8221;</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2026 04:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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