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	<title>Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview &#038; TNF Review AKA &#8220;Beware the Bhayshul Tuten Industrial Complex&#8221;</title>
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	<title>The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”</title>
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<p>Thank you for listening along!</p>
<p>Mock Draft Board Here: https://sleeper.com/draft/nfl/1398790918617772032</p>
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<p>Thank you for listening along!</p>
<p>Mock Draft Board Here: https://sleeper.com/draft/nfl/1398790918617772032</p>
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	<title>Football Absurdity Podcast: Preseason &#8220;Does it Matter&#8221; AKA &#8220;Jeremiyah Hate&#8221;</title>
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	<title>The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss our favorite players at cost.</p>
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<p>In this episode, we discuss our favorite players at cost.</p>
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In this episode, we discuss our favorite players at cost.
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for building your bench.</p>
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<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for building your bench.</p>
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	<title>The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”</title>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the wide receiver position</p>
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the wide receiver position</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/auctionwrs.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/auctionwrs.mp3</a>]]></content:encoded>
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The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.
In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the wide receiver position
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	<title>The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 21:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Hi everyone! This is episode five of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the most important of positions: running back!</p>
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	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hi everyone! This is episode five of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdi]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Hi everyone! This is episode five of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the most important of positions: running back!</p>
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The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.
In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the most important of positions: running back!
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	<title>The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 4 &#8211; Quarterback &#038; Tight End Strategies AKA &#8220;The Sourest of Balls&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/14/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-4-quarterback-tight-end-stragies-aka-the-sourest-of-balls/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 13:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Hi everyone! This is episode four of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the &#8220;onesie&#8221; positions: quarterback and tight end</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep4qbte.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep4qbte.mp3</a>]]></description>
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Hi everyone! This is episode four of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the &#8220;onesie&#8221; positions: quarterback and tight end</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep4qbte.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep4qbte.mp3</a>]]></content:encoded>
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The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.
In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the &#8220;onesie&#8221; positions: quarterback and tight end
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	<title>The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 3 &#8211; Nominations &#038; Bidding AKA &#8220;Anchor RB Babies&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/13/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-3-nominations-bidding-aka-anchor-rb-babies/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 03:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Hi everyone! This is episode three of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the core mechanic of auction drafts: nominations and bidding on players.</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep3nomsandbids-1.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep3nomsandbids-1.mp3</a>]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hi everyone! This is episode three of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurd]]></itunes:subtitle>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss the core mechanic of auction drafts: nominations and bidding on players.</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep3nomsandbids-1.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep3nomsandbids-1.mp3</a>]]></content:encoded>
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The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates&#8217; psychological weaknesses to dominate them.
In this episode, we discuss the core mechanic of auction drafts: nominations and bidding on players.
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	<title>Hello, Sharks! 2026 AKA &#8220;Rankth&#8221;</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 01:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff provide analytical profiles for players, and the others have to decide if they are interested in that player based solely on that analytical profile for 2026 fantasy football redraft leagues!</p>
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	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Walker, Mike &amp; Jeff provide analytical profiles for players, and the others have to decide if they are interested in that player based solely on that analytical profile for 2026 fantasy football redraft leagues!
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	<title>The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 2 &#8211; Pre-Draft Prep &#038; Auction Values AKA &#8220;Non-Union Gang Members&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/07/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-2-pre-draft-prep-auction-valuaes/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 11:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[<p>Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail &amp; Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!</p>
<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we discuss pre-draft preparation that would differ from snake drafts.</p>
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	<title>The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 1 &#8211; Introduction to Auctions AKA &#8220;Hammy Botox&#8221;</title>
	<link>https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/06/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-1-introduction-to-auctions/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 21:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.</p>
<p>In this episode, we provide you with an introduction to the format.</p>
<a href="https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode1intro.mp3">https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode1intro.mp3</a>]]></description>
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	<title>Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC North AKA &#8220;Dr. Umar Cooper Jr.&#8221;</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2026 01:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
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