Football Absurdity https://footballabsurdity.com/football-absurdity-podcast/footballabsurdity/ A weekly fantasy football podcast from Football Absurdity. Wed, 25 Mar 2026 03:09:31 +0000 en-US © 2024 Football Absurdity Football Absurdity episodic A weekly fantasy football podcast from Football Absurdity. Football Absurdity footballabsurdity@gmail.com true https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/podcast-logo.png Football Absurdity https://footballabsurdity.com/football-absurdity-podcast/footballabsurdity/ www.patreon.com/footballabsurdity cc6f9d75-f22c-5054-a0fa-b11b96eb8e44 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 182653362 2026 NFL Draft Preview, Part 3: Wide Receivers (Pt 1) AKA “Lemon Party” https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/03/24/2026-nfl-draft-preview-part-3-wide-receivers-pt-1-aka-lemon-party/ Wed, 25 Mar 2026 02:35:14 +0000 a9fe652b-9974-5457-b3fd-a14af83fa655 Walker, Mike & Jeff return to the rookie streets and discuss the first six wide receivers in their consensus ranks: Makai Lemon, Jordyn Tyson, Carnell Tate, Kevin “Kevin Concepcion” Concepcion, and Omar Cooper, Jr.! They return next week in the Patreon feed only to discuss the second half of our consensus top-twelve receivers & our Trey Ragas Memorial Picks!

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The ICC T20 World Cup (you’ll learn what all those words mean!) starts this week, and we thought it would be a little fun and different to get AKMagic to discuss the worldwide game.

He runs us through the rules, tells us of the cricket equivalent of the 2025 Panthers, international cricket’s surprising origin, and he runs through some juicy international geopolitics heading into the World Cup. There are some references made in this episode to a couple of things:

Cricket Field

Cricket Pitch

Cricket Wicket Setup

Since we recorded this, Jeff watched a cricket match, and after listening check out Jasprit Bumrah putting the New Zealand team in hell.

We will be back this weekend to discuss the Seahawks & Patriots Super Bowl! Enjoy!

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The ICC T20 World Cup (you’ll learn what all those words mean!) starts this week, and we thought it would be a little fun and different to get AKMagic to discuss the worldwide game.

He runs us through the rules, tells us of the cricket equivalent of the 2025 Panthers, international cricket’s surprising origin, and he runs through some juicy international geopolitics heading into the World Cup. There are some references made in this episode to a couple of things:

Cricket Field

Cricket Pitch

Cricket Wicket Setup

Since we recorded this, Jeff watched a cricket match, and after listening check out Jasprit Bumrah putting the New Zealand team in hell.

We will be back this weekend to discuss the Seahawks & Patriots Super Bowl! Enjoy!

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]]> https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/kirkochainz.jpeg Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 15 Preview AKA “Signing Dr. David Chao to the Practice Squad” false no 1:43:10 No no Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 14 Preview AKA “Danny Dumbs” https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/12/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-14-preview-aka-danny-dumbs/ Sat, 06 Dec 2025 04:08:10 +0000 f9c826dd-52b3-5aa2-8ce1-2abdfb8db63f Mike and Jeff break down all the action in the last week of the fantasy football regular season!

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https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/2025week14preview.mp3]]> https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/schotty.png Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 14 Preview AKA “Danny Dumbs” false no 0:00 No no Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview/Thanksgiving Review AKA “Big Italian Dom” https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/28/football-absurdity-podcast-week-13-preview-thanksgiving-review-aka-big-italian-dom/ Sat, 29 Nov 2025 04:20:38 +0000 a96ca96e-694d-50e3-a073-3246aa810888 Walker & Jeff review the four weekday games this week and preview the twelve-game slate!

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Check out our Patreon! And the Discord! And our YouTube Channel! And the Website (assuming you aren’t reading this on the website!)

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Check out our Patreon! And the Discord! And our YouTube Channel! And the Website (assuming you aren’t reading this on the website!)

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