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        <description>Podcast by hash it out</description>
        <itunes:subtitle>working through problems since 2012</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: a horror weekend away</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2016 07:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Find out how Jeff's romantic weekend away turned into a horror movie, Kate's car horn packs it in and take a peek at what was on the menu at Pete Evans wedding.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Groin Grooming</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2015 11:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:25:22</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Kate discusses the male Groin Grooming fad. Jeff is worried he has a video game addiction. Also, whats inside a primary school time capsule from 1997?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kate discusses the male Groin Grooming fad. Jeff …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: The Dog Show</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2015 01:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:24:59</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week Kate considers buying a $4000 Bulldog at the Alexandra Agricultural Show. Jeff thinks about buying a special cd to enhance the wellbeing of his cat. Also, what does a financial statement from the Shane Warne Foundation look like?</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Am I being racist?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2015 05:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:28:30</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week we tackle some of the biggest issue facing the planet: rubbish, racing and racism. Kate wants to know: is telling an Indian bloke that he has a sun tan racist?</itunes:summary>
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      <description>This week we tackle some of the biggest issue facing the planet: rubbish, racing and racism. Kate wants to know: is telling an Indian bloke that he has a sun tan racist?</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Potatoes for christmas</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2015 12:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:11:35</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Has Kate's friend gone too far, telling her kids that every time they're naughty Santa replaces one of their presents with a potato? Can Jeff overcome his pillow problems and what pre roll ad ran ahead the 'world's biggest blackhead' video?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Has Kate's friend gone too far, telling her kids …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: the era of random tatts</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2015 23:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:18:33</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tatts used to be the domain of your team winning a GF or a tribute to a loved one. Why are people now just getting tattoos for the sake of having one? Also, Jeff's issues with Apple Music's streaming service and Kate's analysis of the Bachelorette.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tatts used to be the domain of your team winning …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tatts used to be the domain of your team winning a GF or a tribute to a loved one. Why are people now just getting tattoos for the sake of having one? Also, Jeff's issues with Apple Music's streaming service and Kate's analysis of the Bachelorette.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Bacon on a stick</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2014 21:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:18:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jeff is tempted with 'Bacon On A Stick' at an NFL game, Kate reviews the American Bachelor and what was Elle McPherson wearing when Billy Joel found her on his couch?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jeff is tempted with 'Bacon On A Stick' at an NFL…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Rose sauce in Adelaide</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2014 00:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/jeffwortman/jeff-and-kate-rose-sauce-in-adelaide</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:23:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jeff goes to Adelaide and is intrigued by 'pasta with rose sauce'. Kate reveals one of her new years resolutions was to 'become a detective and find out why Australia is Redfoo's dirty little secret</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jeff goes to Adelaide and is intrigued by 'pasta …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Jeff goes to Adelaide and is intrigued by 'pasta with rose sauce'. Kate reveals one of her new years resolutions was to 'become a detective and find out why Australia is Redfoo's dirty little secret</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Thai Teeth</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2014 02:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:19:34</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: prawn eating cat</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 06:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:17:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>After watching Dr Chris Brown treat a parrot for obesity on Bondi Vet, Jeff is worried that Kate’s dog Frankie might be spoilt for choice when it comes to meal time. Is he any worse than the cat at the animal shelter Kate works at who refused to eat anything but fresh prawns?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After watching Dr Chris Brown treat a parrot for …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After watching Dr Chris Brown treat a parrot for obesity on Bondi Vet, Jeff is worried that Kate’s dog Frankie might be spoilt for choice when it comes to meal time. Is he any worse than the cat at the animal shelter Kate works at who refused to eat anything but fresh prawns?</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: dial a doctor website</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2014 05:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/jeffwortman/dial-a-doctor</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:25:02</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kate describes a few teething problems with a new website where you can request a free home visit from a Doctor. Jeff wonders is a contract he signed with his year 10 English teacher is still valid and some ground rules for breakfast in bed.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kate describes a few teething problems with a new…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kate describes a few teething problems with a new website where you can request a free home visit from a Doctor. Jeff wonders is a contract he signed with his year 10 English teacher is still valid and some ground rules for breakfast in bed.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: does water go off?</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2014 00:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:21:49</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Kate grinds her axe about modern day guys complaining about the cold, Jeff explains that his 'final wishes' have been vetoed and an argument over whether or not it is safe to drink a bottle of water that has been sitting in the car for 12 months.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kate grinds her axe about modern day guys complai…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kate grinds her axe about modern day guys complaining about the cold, Jeff explains that his 'final wishes' have been vetoed and an argument over whether or not it is safe to drink a bottle of water that has been sitting in the car for 12 months.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: never share a chicken wing</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2014 01:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/jeffwortman/chicken-wing</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:18:54</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Kate gives a rocket to a couple at the Airport West Food Court for sharing a KFC chicken wing. Jeff can't hide his disappointment in Kate's lack of interest in the World Cup and when surprise parties go wrong.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kate gives a rocket to a couple at the Airport We…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kate gives a rocket to a couple at the Airport West Food Court for sharing a KFC chicken wing. Jeff can't hide his disappointment in Kate's lack of interest in the World Cup and when surprise parties go wrong.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: worst Ricky Martin impersonation ever</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2014 06:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:17:08</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Kate gives Jeff an appraisal of his Ricky Martin impersonation from last podcast (including some out takes). Also, have there been any side effects since Kate started making 'beer bread'? And do girls really need 1 1/2 hours of psyche up time before they go out?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kate gives Jeff an appraisal of his Ricky Martin …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kate gives Jeff an appraisal of his Ricky Martin impersonation from last podcast (including some out takes). Also, have there been any side effects since Kate started making 'beer bread'? And do girls really need 1 1/2 hours of psyche up time before they go out?</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Hot chilli snobs</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2014 03:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:11:59</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Should we be in awe of Masterchef contestant Emily because she can handle hot chilli? The 'Neighbours' industrial dispute rolls on. We have the cast's demands and The Voice contestant who decided to go back to his job at Big W (sketch)</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: The Nandos intervention</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Join Kate's intervention to make Jeff face the truth about his Nando's addiction. Also, when IPhone 'reminders' drive you nuts and exclusive audio from Buddy Franklin's post car crash press conference.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: The $100 raffle ticket</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2013 10:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:23:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The $100 raffle ticket for a dubious cause, Kate's 'work husband' and why Jeff hides tweezers in the shower.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Why can't The Bachelor Find a date?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2013 00:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:12:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Listen to Kate's traumatic experience on 'The Bachelor'. Jeff's 'surprise' for his girlfriend gets a very lukewarm reaction and a new worrying trend - The Texas Muffin.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Listen to Kate's traumatic experience on 'The Bac…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Listen to Kate's traumatic experience on 'The Bachelor'. Jeff's 'surprise' for his girlfriend gets a very lukewarm reaction and a new worrying trend - The Texas Muffin.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Google knows you better than me</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2013 00:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:19:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After Jeff discovers that google gives Kate different results to him for the same search, he decides to conduct an experiment. Kate exposes some unusual behaviour at the tea station at work and the secret sound.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After Jeff discovers that google gives Kate diffe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After Jeff discovers that google gives Kate different results to him for the same search, he decides to conduct an experiment. Kate exposes some unusual behaviour at the tea station at work and the secret sound.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: keep your fingerprints to yourself</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2013 01:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:24:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jeff and Kate: keep your fingerprints to yourself by hash it out</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jeff and Kate: keep your fingerprints to yourself…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: a scrabble dilemna with the in laws</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2013 02:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/jeffwortman/scrabble</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:13:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Oh no he didn't - the four letter curse word Kate's husband played in front of the in laws... and it doesn't start with F. How Jeff failed to be 'more Sean Connery' in an ad audition for a sports betting agency and why we've been ripped off in the ashes.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Oh no he didn't - the four letter curse word Kate…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Oh no he didn't - the four letter curse word Kate's husband played in front of the in laws... and it doesn't start with F. How Jeff failed to be 'more Sean Connery' in an ad audition for a sports betting agency and why we've been ripped off in the ashes.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Buying gifts is man's greatest fear</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2013 02:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:18:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Find out how Jeff ended up wandering around Rebel Sport looking for a present for his girlfriend, Kate isn't getting the promised 24 hour protection from her deodorant and is asking you 'Am I normal?' And how inspirational is the new Miss Universe Australia, Olivia Wells.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Find out how Jeff ended up wandering around Rebel…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Find out how Jeff ended up wandering around Rebel Sport looking for a present for his girlfriend, Kate isn't getting the promised 24 hour protection from her deodorant and is asking you 'Am I normal?' And how inspirational is the new Miss Universe Australia, Olivia Wells.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Secret Stash</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2013 12:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:19:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jeff's secret snack stash is uncovered, prompting Kate to ask 'what sort of grown adult hides food from their partner?', Kate's not buying Charity's 'latte marketing'. And hear the exclusive audio of the sax bandit's ransom call.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jeff's secret snack stash is uncovered, prompting…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Jeff's secret snack stash is uncovered, prompting Kate to ask 'what sort of grown adult hides food from their partner?', Kate's not buying Charity's 'latte marketing'. And hear the exclusive audio of the sax bandit's ransom call.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: The Europeanisation of Jeff's sister</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 06:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/jeffwortman/jigsaw</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:16:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jeff laments 'mezze eating' whilst visiting his sister in the UK. Kate is disappointed that the 1000 piece jigsaw she thought would provide quality bonding time for her and her husband goes over like a lead balloon and why a flower press is disappointing gift for a 5 year old.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jeff laments 'mezze eating' whilst visiting his s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Jeff laments 'mezze eating' whilst visiting his sister in the UK. Kate is disappointed that the 1000 piece jigsaw she thought would provide quality bonding time for her and her husband goes over like a lead balloon and why a flower press is disappointing gift for a 5 year old.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Are you costing your partner sleep?</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>What are you doing in bed that is costing your partner precious minutes of sleep every night? Also, a sketch of what The Voice would be like if Kate was a contestant and a Jeff's scathing review of SBS' Gourmet Farmer.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What are you doing in bed that is costing your pa…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: let kids beat you or make them earn it?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 07:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:18:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Does Jeff let his nephew beat him at Mario Kart or hit him with the full force of his red shells and banana skins? Kate's worrying trend is healthy food at the footy and Jeff presents his case for why Sydney has officially surpassed Melbourne as the superior state.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Does Jeff let his nephew beat him at Mario Kart o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Does Jeff let his nephew beat him at Mario Kart or hit him with the full force of his red shells and banana skins? Kate's worrying trend is healthy food at the footy and Jeff presents his case for why Sydney has officially surpassed Melbourne as the superior state.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: what $39 gets you at Guy Grossi's restaurant</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 09:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:18:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this foodie special - Jeff has some suggestions for how Guy Grossi can pass on some savings to his customers, MKR fatigue and Kate's worrying trend - trendy cafe's serving retro food that you can easily cook at home. Jaffles anyone?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this foodie special - Jeff has some suggestion…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: What women want - the 5 Ws</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 06:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:12:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Jeff learns the 5 Ws for going on a date, why Kate doesn't trust guys with beards and the worry trend - food vans.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jeff learns the 5 Ws for going on a date, why Kat…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Cleo bachelor vs Kate's husband</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:13:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Would Kate choose her own husband over a CLEO bachelor for a blind date? Find out. Also, relationship cardinal sins - why girls should never assume guys are going to get 'coded messages'.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Would Kate choose her own husband over a CLEO bac…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Would Kate choose her own husband over a CLEO bachelor for a blind date? Find out. Also, relationship cardinal sins - why girls should never assume guys are going to get 'coded messages'.</description>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: Jeff stuck a marble where?</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 12:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:17:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>hash it out</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Re- live a dramatic moment from Jeff's childhood where a marble found it's way into a place it should never have been. Kate recounts a customers reaction when she was charged 30 bucks at the doctors for trying to cancel an appointment... that she'd already waited an hour for. And does serenading the bride at a wedding ever work?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Re- live a dramatic moment from Jeff's childhood …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: soccer school</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 00:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: can you ask a partner 'how many'?</title>
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      <title>Christmas cracker. emotional eating and the stable table</title>
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      <title>Hash It Out: surname merging</title>
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      <title>Jeff and Kate: how to write a love song</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Jeff brainstorms a love song and Kate explains the man trifecta - the 3 things that guys need to be happy in any situation.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:summary>How guys learn to fast forward from an early age, The rules on food recycling and Kate explains why she still thinks Lance Armstrong is innocent.</itunes:summary>
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