Fred wasn't even listening.

Each area has a stench all its own. So if you skip one, we'll all know exactly which.

If we all just keep our toothbrushes clean, I don't see a need for more than one per household.

These people are out there. They walk among us.

In all cases, usage has remained euphemistic.

Introducing the opposite of fat-shaming: fat-cheering? There are advantages to massive reserves of low-density flab, and it's time we acknowledged it.

Sure, the sad face might be important news about a celebrity death you should know about. But your friend also might be thinking back on their dead dog or grandparent, and you don't want to take that gamble.

If this so-called friend isn't sending you memes and cat videos, do you really want them in your life anyway?

Actually, the kid wouldn't know any better. Historians have naively omitted the fact of conversation, deeming it banal.

It's the subjugation, daddy. The subjugation is my faaavorite.