IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: If Your Car Becomes Sentient…

Oppo — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 16:00:00 +0000

EU Considering Rule That Will Force Taxpayers To Stand Behind Non-Taxpayers and Fan Them With Giant Ostrich-Feather Fans

Oppo — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 15:00:00 +0000

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/24/2026 : New Matches for 7/1/2026

walruskkkch — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 14:00:14 +0000

Happy Birthday America!

Results from 6/24/2026

Lois Chiles	No Preference	Catherine Schell
116	2	61

Corinne Clery	No Preference	Angela Scoular
170	0	4

New Matches for 7/1/2026

Match 1

Emily Bolton (Manuela) vs Cassandra Harris (Countess Lils von Schlaf)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Emily Bolton	1 – 7 – 0	402 – 25 – 1055

Manuela

Actress: Emily Bolton

Nationality: Aruban

Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:
Manuela was an agent working for station VH. She tailed Bond after he left the airport in Reo, and by the time he got to his hotel, she was making him a vodka Martini at the mini bar in his suite. Manuela helped Bond find one of Hugo Drax’s warehouses, but she proved to be a burden as she was almost killed by assassin Jaws.

Actress:	Emily Bolton
Nationality:	Aruban
Bond Movie:	Moonraker (1979)

Emily Bolton

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Cassandra Harris	2 – 6 – 0	449 – 21 – 958

Countess Lisl von Schlaf

Actress: Cassandra Harris

Nationality: Australian

Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:
Countess Lisl von Schlaf was the mistress of Milos Columbo, a Greek smuggler. Columbo asked Lisl to stage an argument with him at dinner, as an excuse for her to go off with Bond, to discover some information about him. Lisl and Bond spent the night together, and got on quite well. They went for a walk on the beach the next morning, and Lisl was tragically killed by henchman Locque.

Actress:	Cassandra Harris
Nationality:	Australian
Bond Movie:	For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Cassandra Harris

Match 2

Leila Shenna (Private Jet Hostess) vs Kristina Wayborn (Magda)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Leila Shenna	0 – 8 – 0	177 – 26 – 1200

Private Jet Hostess

Actress: Leila Shenna

Nationality: Moroccan

Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

James Bond was aboard a private jet, enjoying his “last leg” of the mission with the hostess. Bond stated “I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else”, to which the hostess responded “You’re so right, Mr Bond” as she pulled a gun on him. Bond was then thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and was left to steal another mans, mid air. The fate of the hostess was unknown.

Actress:	Leila Shenna
Nationality:	Moroccan
Bond Movie:	Moonraker (1979)

Leila Shenna

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Kristina Wayborn	3 – 5 – 0	768 – 10 – 682

Magda

Actress: Kristina Wayborn

Nationality: Swedish

Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:
Magda was the right-hand woman of Octopussy, and assisted her smuggling partner Kamal Khan on many occasions throughout the film. After attending an auction in which Bond stole a Fabegé egg, Magda was sent to sleep with Bond so that she could steal it back. After Octopussy found out that Khan tried to kill her, her cult of girls, Magda included, storm Khan’s palace.

Actress:	Kristina Wayborn
Nationality:	Swedish
Bond Movie:	Octopussy (1983)

Kristina Wayborn

Straight Line of the Day: Why Would Aliens Want To Interrupt a Soccer Game?

Oppo — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Psychic claims aliens will invade the field and abduct players during Scotland vs Brazil World Cup game
Daily Mail UK | June 24, 2026 | Jack Bezants

A self-proclaimed psychic has tearfully claimed that aliens are about to invade the planet and are targeting the World Cup game between Scotland and Brazil on Wednesday in Miami.

Caption This!

walruskkkch — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:00:00 +0000

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Markie Post vs Morgan Fairchild

walruskkkch — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 00:00:30 +0000

Good night.

Markie Post vs Morgan Fairchild

Markie Post

Morgan Fairchild

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Kelly Preston vs Sela Ward

walruskkkch — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 22:00:47 +0000

Good evening.

Kelly Preston vs Sela Ward

Kelly Preston

Sela Ward

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Heather Thomas vs Teri Garr

walruskkkch — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:09:37 +0000

Good afternoon.

Heather Thomas vs Teri Garr

Heather Thomas

Teri Garr

Straight Line of the Day: Right Now, It Is So Hot in Europe…

Oppo — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Geena Davis vs Goldie Hawn

walruskkkch — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 14:00:34 +0000

Good morning.

Some problems with the site I use to create the photo collages. I have found another but it is clunky, Please excuse the quality of the collages.

Geena Davis vs Goldie Hawn

Geena Davis

Goldie Hawn

Babesleaga Group AM : Final Results and Standings

walruskkkch — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 11:00:57 +0000

Congratulations to the winner of Group AM Miss Elke Sommer. Good work.

Results

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Final Standings

Contestant	Record	Points	Average	Points Against	Average Score
Elke Sommer	7 – 0 – 0	382	54.57	173	54.57 – 24.71
Tuesday Weld	6 – 1 – 0	342	48.85	177	48.85 – 25.28
Ursula Andress	5 – 2 – 0	290	41.42	251	41.42 – 35.85
Sharon Tate	4 – 3 – 0	312	44.57	230	44.57 – 32.85
Eva Renzi	3 – 4 – 0	251	35.85	273	35.85 – 39.00
Dyan Cannon	2 – 5 – 0	239	34.14	290	34.14 – 41.42
Jean Seberg	1 – 6 – 0	152	21.71	353	21.71 – 50.42
Mary Ure	0 – 7 – 0	139	19.85	357	19.85 – 51.00

Group AN Week 1

10:00 am Geena Davis vs Goldie Hawn
2:00 pm Heather Thomas vs Teri Garr
6:00 pm Kelly Preston vs Sela Ward
8:00 pm Markie Post vs Morgan Fairchild

Saturday Night Hootenanny

walruskkkch — Sun, 28 Jun 2026 01:00:39 +0000

No Hootenannys for the moment, A continuing problem with embedding videos has occured that have to be worked out. Hope to have them back again soon. No promises though.

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Speical

walruskkkch — Sat, 27 Jun 2026 23:00:40 +0000

“Laying down on the job I see.”

“Isn’t that my job?”

“Carry on.”

Winner

This week.

10.

Straight Line of the Day: Why Do People Own Gold?

Oppo — Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

The UK Government Has Just Explained Why People Own Gold
Goldcore | 19 June 26 | Dave Russell

Friday Night Open Thread: 2028

Oppo — Fri, 26 Jun 2026 22:00:00 +0000

Do you want to go on record now, predicting who will be the 2028 Republican presidential candidate?

Frankly, I wouldn’t recommend it. If you’re right, all you’ll get is “Duh, well yeah, it was inevitable.” And if you’re wrong… eternal shame and embarrassment.

I predict Vance, but would be happy with Rubio if it isn’t Vance.

Can’t picture both those dropping out and being replaced by Hegseth, Cruz, or Tulsi, but I’d support them, as well.

Please, no talk of Don Jr.!

And the Democrat POTUS candidate? Haven’t we had enough commies and puppets already?

Straight Line of the Day — A Perennial Favorite: What Else Are They Lying About To Us in the Movies?

Oppo — Fri, 26 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

* F’rinstance, you crash a bottle over someone’s head in a movie, and he’s slowed down or knocked out. You do it in real life, you may kill them. (Especially champagne bottles.)

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/19/2026 : New Matches for 6/26/2026

walruskkkch — Fri, 26 Jun 2026 14:00:03 +0000

Great to come out of retirement for the Bond Girlathon and our nation’s 250th Birthday.

Results from 6/19/2026

(8) Jill St. John	No Preference	Michelle Yeoh
161	0	32

Jacqueline Bisset	No Preference	(1) Teri Hatcher
103	2	82

New Matches for 6/26/2026

Match 1

Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Kim Basinger	3 – 3 – 0	562 – 4 – 615

Domino Petachi

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger Age: 71, born 8 December 1953 Country of origin: United States Height: 5′ 6″ Relationship Status: In a relationship Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent. Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Kim Basinger

Contesant	Record	Total Scores
Cecilie Thomsen	3 – 3 – 0	805 – 3 – 497

Professor Inga Bergstrom

Actress: Cecilie Thomsen

Nationality: Danish

Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:
Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Actress:	Cecilie Thomsen
Nationality:	Danish
Bond Movie:	Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Cecilie Tomsen

Match 2

Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush) vs (11) Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Barbara Carerra	3 – 3 – 0	575 – 3 – 468

Fatima Blush

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury Age: 79, born 31 December 1945 Country of origin: Nicaragua Currently Residing In: United States Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Barbara Carrera

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
(11) Denise Richards	5 – 1 – 0	775 – 3 – 503

Dr. Christmas Jones

Actress: Denise Richards

Nationality: American

Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:
Christmas Jones was a nuclear physicist working for an international agency that decommissioned nuclear weapons from the Soviet Union era. After Bond helped her escape from an explosion, Jones helped Bond investigate a bomb travelling along Elektra King’s oil pipeline. She discovered that half the plutonium was missing, which helped Bond discover King’s intentions in time to stop her. The two spend Christmas together in turkey at the end of the film.

Actress:	Denise Richards
Nationality:	American
Bond Movie:	The World is Not Enough (1999)

Denise Richards

Straight Line of the Day: What Else Have They Computer-Chip-Programmed Cows To Do?

Oppo — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Russian company claims it has put computer chips in cows’ brains to make them produce more milk
Not The Bee | June 19, 2026 | Harambe Harambe

Although much of the technology remains speculative, the Russian company Neiry claims to have directly implanted neural devices in the brains of dairy cows…

The company said in its announcement that the cows that received the initial neurostimulation devices ‘remained conscious, felt well, experienced no discomfort, and have already returned to their normal production cycles on the farm.’ It did not detail how the devices were implanted, what research went into designing them or what animal welfare precautions were taken.

More interesting still is just how such a device would affect cows in the first place.

Cartoons and Memes

walruskkkch — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 14:00:12 +0000

“So you see Miss Welch, if she weighs the same as a duck…”

“She’s made of wood.”

“And therefore…?

“A witch?”

Gotta love logic.

Winner

10.

This week.

10.

Straight Line of the Day: Quick — We Need a Title for a Western.

Oppo — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Don’t worry about the plot. We’ll just devise it around the title.

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/17/2026 : New Matches for 6/24/2026

walruskkkch — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 14:00:31 +0000

Morning already? I guess it is time to get up.

Results from 6/17/2026

(6) Caroline Munro	No Preference	Gloria Hendry
190	0	12

(8) Jane Seymour	No Preference	Olga Bisera
161	0	23

New Matches for 6/24/2026

Match 1

Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Lois Chiles	5 – 3 – 0	950 – 14 – 621

Holly Goodhead

Actress: Lois Chiles

Nationality: American

Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:
Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.

Actress:	Lois Chiles
Nationality:	American
Bond Movie:	Moonraker (1979)

Louis Chiles

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Catherine Schell	4 – 4 – 0	785 – 15 – 963

Nancy

Actress: Catherine Schell

Nationality: Hungarian

Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

Actress:	Catherine Schell
Nationality:	Hungarian
Bond Movie:	On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Catherine Schell

Match 2

Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour) vs Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Corinne CLery	5 – 3 – 0	880 – 10 – 582

Corinne Dufour

Actress: Corinne Cléry

Nationality: French

Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:
Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.

Actress:	Corinne Cléry
Nationality:	French
Bond Movie:	Moonraker (1979)

Corinne Clery

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Angela Scoular	0 – 8 – 0	163 – 10 – 1607

Ruby Bartlett

Actress: Angela Scoular

Nationality: English

Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:
Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.

Actress:	Angela Scoular
Nationality:	English
Bond Movie:	On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Angela Scoular

Straight Line of the Day: Where Could They Find a Jury of Your Peers?

Oppo — Tue, 23 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Caption This!

walruskkkch — Tue, 23 Jun 2026 14:00:00 +0000

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 I Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg

walruskkkch — Tue, 23 Jun 2026 00:00:50 +0000

Good night.

Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg

Ursula Andress (4-2-0 Pts. 239 Avg. 39.83)

Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37
Week 5 Lost to Tuesday Weld 26-46
Week 6 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56

Jean Seberg (1-5-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 22.67)

Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure 27-24
Week 5 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-62
Week 6 Lost to Dyan Cannon 31-40

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 : Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon

walruskkkch — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 22:00:48 +0000

Good evening.

Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon

Eva Renzi (2-4-0 Pts. 214 Avg. 35.67)

Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41
Week 5 Defeated Mary Ure 49-19
Week 6 Lost to Tuesday Weld 21-54

Dyan Cannon (2-4-0 Pts. 203 Avg. 33.83)

Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40
Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55
Week 5 Lost to Sharon Tate 29-50
Week 6 Defeated Jean Seberg 40-31

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IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: If Your Car Becomes Sentient…

EU Considering Rule That Will Force Taxpayers To Stand Behind Non-Taxpayers and Fan Them With Giant Ostrich-Feather Fans

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/24/2026 : New Matches for 7/1/2026

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: Why Would Aliens Want To Interrupt a Soccer Game?

Caption This!

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Markie Post vs Morgan Fairchild

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Kelly Preston vs Sela Ward

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Heather Thomas vs Teri Garr

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: Right Now, It Is So Hot in Europe…

Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Geena Davis vs Goldie Hawn

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AM : Final Results and Standings

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Saturday Night Hootenanny

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Speical

Which one is funniest?

Straight Line of the Day: Why Do People Own Gold?

Friday Night Open Thread: 2028

Straight Line of the Day — A Perennial Favorite: What Else Are They Lying About To Us in the Movies?

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/19/2026 : New Matches for 6/26/2026

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: What Else Have They Computer-Chip-Programmed Cows To Do?

Cartoons and Memes

Which one is funniest?

Straight Line of the Day: Quick — We Need a Title for a Western.

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/17/2026 : New Matches for 6/24/2026

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: Where Could They Find a Jury of Your Peers?

Caption This!

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 I Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 : Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon

Who do you prefer?