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Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 21:00:01 +0000

“Fetishizing distinctions between violence and nonviolence can lead to the indulgence of rhetoric about ‘good’ and ‘bad’ protesters, where ‘peaceful’ protesters are celebrated and ‘violent’ protesters–for example, those who engage in property destruction that disrupts profit–are viewed as disposable and disreputable, And when they refer to ‘peaceful protest,’ they are talking about cooperative protest that obediently stays within the lines drawn by the state. This licenses people to care about the cause being protested without caring about what happens to the ‘bad’ protesters. For example, even as significant numbers of people supported the uprisings following the racist murder of George Floyd, many fewer people vocally defended the rights of protesters who were arrested for acts of property destruction and funneled into the racist carceral system,” ~~ Abdul El-Sayed, the newly minted Democratic nominee for Senate in Michigan

Straight Line of the Day: Handy Tips for Camping in New York’s Central Park: …

Oppo — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

NYC’s nature lovers can now go camping in Central Park — here’s how and where to pitch your tent
NY Post | 8-3-26 | Aurielle Weiss

Sleep under the stars as camping in Central Park starts on August 14.

The NYC Parks Department has just rolled out a lottery for family camping all around New York City, where lucky winners may camp overnight with its Urban Park Rangers as their hosts and guides. From August 8 until September 18, folks can post up for some good ‘ol family-friendly camping programs.

Some parks will feature Ranger-led nighttime hikes through the woods, storytelling and s’mores. The parks department will provide the tents and campers will only need to bring sleeping bags and bedding.

“… need to bring sleeping bags and bedding” — also known as “body bags.”

Caption This!

walruskkkch — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 14:00:00 +0000

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Heather Thomas vs Morgan Fairchild

walruskkkch — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:22 +0000

Good night.

Heather Thomas vs Morgan Fairchild

Heather Thomas (4-1-0 Pts. 263 Avg. 52.60)

Week 1 Defeated Teri Garr 47-29
Week 2 Defeated Kelly Preston 61-25
Week 3 Lost to Markie Post 34-54
Week 4 Defeated Goldie Hawn 61-30
Week 5 Defeated Geena Davis 60-24

Morgan Fairchild (3-2-0 Pts. 240 Avg. 48.00)

Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 36-63
Week 2 Lost to Teri Garr 47-48
Week 3 Defeated Goldie Hawn 50-33
Week 4 Defeated Geena Davis 61-32
Week 5 Defeated Sela Ward 46-41

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Goldie Hawn vs Sela Ward

walruskkkch — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 22:00:58 +0000

Good evening.

Goldie Hawn vs Sela Ward

Goldie Hawn (2-3-0 Pts. 190 Avg. 38.00)

Week 1 Defeated Geena Davis 46-43
Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 33-59
Week 3 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 33-50
Week 4 Lost to Heather Thomas 30-61
Week 5 Defeated Kelly Preston 48-33

Sela Ward (2-3-0 Pts. 213 Avg. 42.60)

Week 1 Defeated Kelly Preston 49-42
Week 2 Defeated Geena Davis 53-40
Week 3 Lost to Teri Garr 34-53
Week 4 Lost to Markie Post 36-53
Week 5 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 41-46

Quote of the day

walruskkkch — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 19:00:20 +0000

Hi guys. Thought I try a new daily feature. Quote of the Day. May be pithy, maybe historical, maybe serious, maybe…anything. Hope you enjoy. Here is the first up. There will be an intern hosting soon. Got to interview the ladies first.

“They whine when they don’t get attention, and whine 10x harder when they do. They whine hardest about the problematic ‘new fans’ who quadrupled their pay, tripled their TV audiences, 10x-ed their franchise valuations, got them charter jets, and staved off their inevitable bankruptcy for 10 years or so. I sincerely hope they achieve their dream of exorcising themselves of CC and all those dreaded ‘new fans,’ and return to their beloved Paradise Lost of half-empty 1000 seat high school gyms attended by girl fight fetishists with giveaway tickets printed on Subway Sandwich receipts.” ~~ Iowahawk

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Teri Garr vs Geena Davis

walruskkkch — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 18:00:07 +0000

Good afternoon.

Teri Garr vs Geena Davis

Teri Garr (3-2-0 Pts. 225 Avg. 45.00)

Week 1 Lost to Heather Thomas 29-47
Week 2 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 48-47
Week 3 Defeated Sela Ward 53-34
Week 4 Defeated Kelly Preston 62-26
Week 5 Lost to Markie Post 34-52

Geena Davis (0-5-0 Pts. 171 Avg. 34.20)

Week 1 Lost to Goldie Hawn 43-46
Week 2 Lost to Sela Ward 40-53
Week 3 Lost to Kelly Preston 32-45
Week 4 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 32-61
Week 5 Lost to Heather Thomas 24-60

Straight Line of the Day: Why Not Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater?

Oppo — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Kelly Preston vs Markie Post

walruskkkch — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 14:00:31 +0000

Good morning.

Kelly Preston vs Markie Post

Kelly Preston (1-4-0 Pts. 171 Avg, 34.20)

Week 1 Lost to Sela Ward 42-49
Week 2 Lost to Heather Thomas 25-61
Week 3 Defeated Geena Davis 45-32
Week 4 Lost to Teri Garr 26-62
Week 5 Lost to Goldie Hawn 33-48

Markie Post (5-0-0 Pts. 281 Avg. 56.20)

Week 1 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 63-36
Week 2 Defeated Goldie Hawn 59-33
Week 3 Defeated Heathr Thomas 54-34
Week 4 Defeated Sela Ward 53-36
Week 5 Defeated Teri Garr 52-34

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Results and Standings

walruskkkch — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 11:00:03 +0000

Hi guys, Week 5 in the books and as we come to the end of this group we hit the next step, a winners group. This will be division five winners and they will be facing off in our next group. Already in

Dina Meyer

Shania Twain

Ann-Margaret

Selma Hayek

Sydney Sweeney

Maureen O’Hara

Elke Sommer

Our winner will join these ladies for the next set of matches to see who moves up to the Twice won group. The ladies in there are…

Morena Baccarin*

Milla Jovovich

Elizabeth Hurley*

Barbara Eden

When that group gets to 8 we will have them face off and then comes decision time. Should I keep going with the Babesleaga or bring it to a conclusion. Your comments will be appreciated. So, now onto the results and standings for week 5.

Results

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Standings

Contestant	Record	Points	Average	Points Against	Average Scores
Markie Post	5 – 0 – 0	281	56.20	173	56.20 – 34.60
Heather Thomas	4 – 1 – 0	263	52.60	161	52.60 – 32.20
Morgan Fairchild	3 – 2 – 0	240	48.00	217	48.00 – 43.40
Teri Garr	3 – 2 – 0	225	45.00	206	45.00 – 41.20
Sela Ward	2 – 3 – 0	213	42.60	234	42.00 – 46.80
Goldie Hawn	2 – 3 – 0	190	38.00	246	38.00 – 49.20
Kelly Preston	1 – 4 – 0	171	34.20	252	34.20 – 50.40
Geena Davis	0 – 5 – 0	171	34.20	265	34.20 – 53.00

Week 6

10:00 am Kelly Preston vs Markie Post
2:00 pm Teri Garr vs Geena Davis
6:00 pm Goldie Hawn vs Sela Ward
8:00 pm Heather Thomas vs Morgan Fairchild

Saturday Night Hootenanny

walruskkkch — Sun, 09 Aug 2026 01:00:44 +0000

Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody. I got some money cause I just got paid. Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to. I’m in an awful way.

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

walruskkkch — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 23:00:47 +0000

“Another Saturday Night and I ain’t got nobody. I got some money cause I justy got paid. Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to. I’m in an awful way.”

“I’m right here Miss Cardinale, ready willing and able to rock and roll all night.”

“Another Saturday Night…”

Winner

This week.

10.

Straight Line of the Day: My Holier-Than-Thou Attitude Just Ain’t Working. What Other Comparatives Can I Try?

Oppo — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Would “Royaller than thou” get me anything?

Friday Night Open Thread: Words I Made Up

Oppo — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 22:00:00 +0000

Yesterdame: Self-explanatory.

Internnet: Also self-explanatory.

Esshole: Description of several countries. Might get by censors.

Acendemic: Peculiar to institutions of higher learing and impossible to eradicate.

Svelteschmertz: German term for the feeling of dissatisfaction with, or weariness of, well-toned people.

Straight Line of the Day: What Would Frighten and Confuse a Caveman?

Oppo — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 7/31/2026 : New Matches for 8/7/2026

walruskkkch — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 14:00:41 +0000

Everyone behaving themselves?

Results from 7/31/2026

(13) Claudine Auger	No Preference	(5) Daniela Bianchi
93	1	71

Luciana Paluzzi	No Preference	Zena Marshall
103	2	23

New Matches for 8/7/2026

Match 1

(6) Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
(6) Molly Peters	5 – 2 – 0	1064 – 4 – 529

Patricia Fearing

Actress: Molly Peters

Nationality: English

Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:
Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

Actress:	Molly Peters
Nationality:	English
Bond Movie:	Thunderball (1965)

Molly Peters

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Eunice Gayson	3 – 4 – 0	423 – 28 – 748

Sylvia Trench

Actress: Eunice Gayson

Nationality: English

Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962)

From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:
Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.

Actress:	Eunice Gayson
Nationality:	English
Bond Movie:	Dr. No (1962)
From Russia With Love (1963)

Eunice Grayson

Match 2

Maryse Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle Le Porte) vs (9) Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Maryse Guy Mitsouko	2 – 5 – 0	569 – 14 – 876

Mademoiselle La Porte

Actress: Maryse Guy Mitsouko

Nationality: French

Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:
Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

Actress:	Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Nationality:	French
Bond Movie:	Thunderball (1965)

Maryse Guy Mitsouko

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
(9) Lana Wood	6 – 1 – 0	976 – 3 – 526

Plenty O’Toole

Actress: Lana Wood

Nationality: American

Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:
Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.

Actress:	Lana Wood
Nationality:	American
Bond Movie:	Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Lana Wood

Straight Line of the Day: There Must Be a Way To Boost Wine Sales: …

Oppo — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

California wineries forced to torch vineyards in latest drastic move for crippled industry
NY Post | 7/31/26 | Brian Gallagher

California’s wine industry has gotten so desperate that one vineyard owner torched his own vines after deciding they were worth more as ashes than grapes. …

“There’s literally no way for me to make money,” the 57-year-old Smith said.

Wine sales have reached a low point not seen in over two decades, which is largely due to American’s recent aversion to alcohol in general.

Cartoons and Memes

walruskkkch — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:00:55 +0000

“Miss Welch, I like the presentation.”

“Good enough to eat?”

“And then some.”

Winner

10.

This week.

10.

Straight Line of the Day: It Goes Without Saying…

Oppo — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 7/29/2026 : New Matches for 8/5/2026

walruskkkch — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 14:00:12 +0000

I hope you are all staying cool this summer.

Results from 7/29/2026

Berenice Marlohe	No Preference	Kell Tyler
112	6	82

(4) Gemma Arterton	No Preference	(13) Carey Lowell
128	4	63

New Matches for 8/5/2026

Match 1

(12) Olga Kurylenko (Camille Montes) vs Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
(12) Olga Kurylenko	7 – 1 – 0	913 – 12 – 500

Camille Montes

Actress: Olga Kurylenko

Nationality: French

Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008)

Synopsis:
Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.

Actress:	Olga Kurylenko
Nationality:	French
Bond Movie:	Quantum of Solace (2008)

Olga Kurylenko

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Talisa Soto	3 – 5 – 0	710 – 24 – 995

Lupe Lamora

Actress: Talisa Soto

Nationality: American

Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:
Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.

Actress:	Talisa Soto
Nationality:	American
Bond Movie:	Licence to Kill (1989)

Talisa Soto

Match 2

Catherino Murino (Solange Dimitrios) vs (3) Eva Green (Vesper Lynd)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Catherina Murino	4 – 4 – 0	964 – 10 – 701

Solange Dimitrios

Actress: Catherina Murino

Nationality: Italian

Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006)

Synopsis:
Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.

Actress:	Catherina Murino
Nationality:	Italian
Bond Movie:	Casino Royale (2006)

Caterina Murino

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
(3) Eva Green	8 – 0 – 0	1452 – 11 – 512

Vesper Lynd

Actress: Eva Green

Nationality: French

Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006)

Synopsis:
Vesper Lynd worked for Her Majesty’s Treasury, and was assigned to manage the funds lent to Bond for his poker game with villain Le Chiffre. She got caught up with a vicious fight between Bond and Steven Obanno, that ended in Obanno’s bloody death. Bond found Vesper sitting shivering and fully dressed in the shower, trying to wash away the blood. He comforted her, and the two bonded. When Bond was poisoned by Le Chiffre, Vesper came to Bond’s aid and saved his life. Later in the film, the pair were captured, and Vesper spared Bond’s life in a series of events that led to the end of her own.

Actress:	Eva Green
Nationality:	French
Bond Movie:	Casino Royale (2006)

Eva Green

Straight Line of the Day: What Can We Blame on Someone Else?

Oppo — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Caption This!

walruskkkch — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 14:00:00 +0000

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Morgan Fairchild vs Sela Ward

walruskkkch — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 00:00:44 +0000

Good night.

Morgan Fairchild vs Sela Ward

Morgan Fairchild (2-2-0 Pts. 194 Avg. 48.50)

Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 36-63
Week 2 Lost to Teri Garr 47-48
Week 3 Defeated Goldie Hawn 50-33
Week 4 Defeated Geena Davis 61-32

Sela Ward (2-2-0 Pts. 172 Avg. 43.00)

Week 1 Defeated Kelly Preston 49-42
Week 2 Defeated Geena Davis 53-40
Week 3 Lost to Teri Garr 34-53
Week 4 Lost to Markie Post 36-53

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Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Markie Post vs Teri Garr

walruskkkch — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 22:00:06 +0000

Good evening.

Markie Post vs Teri Garr

Markie Post (4-0-0 Pts. 229 Avg. 57.25)

Week 1 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 63-36
Week 2 Defeated Goldie Hawn 59-33
Week 3 Defeated Heathr Thomas 54-34
week 4 Defeated Sela Ward 53-36

Teri Garr (3-1-0 Pts. 191 Avg. 47.75)

Week 1 Lost to Heather Thomas 29-47
Week 2 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 48-47
Week 3 Defeated Sela Ward 53-34
Week 4 Defeated Kelly Preston 62-26

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Babeslaga Group AO : Week 5 : Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn

walruskkkch — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 18:00:20 +0000

Good afternoon.

Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn

Kelly Preston (1-3-0 Pts. 138 Avg. 34.50)

Week 1 Lost to Sela Ward 42-49
Week 2 Lost to Heather Thomas 25-61
Week 3 Defeated Geena Davis 45-32
Week 4 Lost to Teri Garr 26-62

Goldie Hawn (1-3-0 Pts. 142 Avg. 35.50)

Week 1 Defeated Geena Davis 46-43
Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 33-59
Week 3 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 33-50
Week 4 Lost to Heather Thomas 30-61

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IMAO

Quote of the Day

Straight Line of the Day: Handy Tips for Camping in New York’s Central Park: …

Caption This!

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Heather Thomas vs Morgan Fairchild

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Goldie Hawn vs Sela Ward

Who do you prefer?

Quote of the day

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Teri Garr vs Geena Davis

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: Why Not Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater?

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Kelly Preston vs Markie Post

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Results and Standings

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Saturday Night Hootenanny

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

Which one is funniest?

Straight Line of the Day: My Holier-Than-Thou Attitude Just Ain’t Working. What Other Comparatives Can I Try?

Friday Night Open Thread: Words I Made Up

Straight Line of the Day: What Would Frighten and Confuse a Caveman?

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 7/31/2026 : New Matches for 8/7/2026

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: There Must Be a Way To Boost Wine Sales: …

Cartoons and Memes

Which one is funniest?

Straight Line of the Day: It Goes Without Saying…

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 7/29/2026 : New Matches for 8/5/2026

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: What Can We Blame on Someone Else?

Caption This!

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Morgan Fairchild vs Sela Ward

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Markie Post vs Teri Garr

Who do you prefer?

Babeslaga Group AO : Week 5 : Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn

Who do you prefer?