IMAO

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 2 : Danielle Fishel vs Lacy Chabert

walruskkkch — Tue, 20 Oct 2026 00:00:27 +0000

Good night.

Danielle Fishel vs Lacy Chabert

Danielle Fishel (1-0-0 Pts. 52 Avg. 52.00)

Week 1 Defeated Angela Marie Dotchin 52-19

Lacy Chabert (1-0-0 Pts. 66 Avg. 66.00)

Week 1 Defeated Fairza Balk 66-14

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 2 : Emmanuelle Beart vs Fairuza Balk

walruskkkch — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 22:00:27 +0000

Good evening.

Emmanuelle Beart vs Fairuza Balk

Emmanuelle Beart (0-1-0 Pts. 30 Avg. 30.00)

Week 1 Lost to Jordana Brewster 30-48

Fairuza Balk (0-1-0 Pts 14 Avg. 14.00)

Week 1 Lost to Lacy Chabert 14-66

Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 21:00:37 +0000

I’m ready, are you?

“The DSA (Democratic Socialists of America), having lost their court battle to force the U.S. to withdraw support from Israel, have now created an entirely new battleground: JFK Airport. They are trying to pressure workers on the tarmac and at the airport to stop loading any goods to Israel. This would include passenger luggage, as well as any cargo such as computer or technical equipment, weapons being shipped by the U.S. government that have been bought by Israel, etc. These are the same people who put Zohran Mamdani and others in office; are seeking to make Abdul El-Sayed a senator, God forbid; and are the wing of the Democratic Party that Nithya Raman claims in her quest to become the mayor of Los Angeles, and in all cases, one of their foundation stones is antisemitism and a hatred for Israel and Jews.” ~~ RABBI MICHAEL BARCLAY

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 2 : Angela Marie Dotchin vs Ashley Judd

walruskkkch — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 18:00:11 +0000

Good afternoon.

Angela Marie Dotchin vs Ashley Judd

Anglea Marie Dotchin (0-1-0 Pts. 10 Avg. 19.00)

Week 1 Lost to Danielle Fishel 19-52

Ashley Judd (0-1-0 Pts. 41 Avg. 41.00)

Week 1 Lost to Danica McKellar 41-47

Straight Line of the Day: All I Want To Know Is Who, What, When, Where, How, and Why

Oppo — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

IMAO Uses Retirement Funds To Purchase Prime Beachfront Property

Oppo — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 15:00:00 +0000

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 2 : Jordana Brewster vs Danica McKellar

walruskkkch — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 14:00:06 +0000

Good morning.

Jordana Brewster vs Danica McKellar

Jordana Brewster (1-0-0 Pts. 48 Avg. 48.00)

Week 1 Defeated Emmanuelle Beart 48-30

Danica McKellar (1-0-0 Pts. 47 Avg. 47.00)

Week 1 Defeated Ashley Judd 47-41

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 1 : Results and Standings

walruskkkch — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 11:00:35 +0000

Gentlemen we have begun.

Results

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Standings

Contestant	Record	Points	Average	Points Against	Average Score
Lacy Chabert	1 – 0 – 0	66	66.00	14	66.00 – 14.00
Danielle Fishel	1 – 0 – 0	52	52.00	19	52.00 – 19.00
Jordana Brewster	1 – 0 – 0	48	48.00	30	48.00 -30.00
Danica McKellar	1 – 0 – 0	47	47.00	41	47.00 – 41.00
Ashley Judd	0 – 1 – 0	41	41.00	47	41.00 – 47.00
Emmanuelle Beart	0 – 1 – 0	30	30.00	48	30.00 – 48.00
Angela Marie Dotchin	0 – 1 – 0	19	19.00	52	19.00 – 52.00
Fairza Balk	0 – 1 – 0	14	14.00	66	14.00 – 66.00

Week 2

10:00 am Jordana Brewster vs Danica McKellar
2:00 pm Angela Marie Dotchin vs Ashley Judd
6:00 pm Emmanuelle Beart vs Fairuza Balk
8:00 pm Danielle Fishel vs Lacy Chabert

Saturday Night Hootenanny

walruskkkch — Sun, 18 Oct 2026 01:00:00 +0000

How’s your French?

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

walruskkkch — Sat, 17 Oct 2026 23:00:06 +0000

“Mr. Walrus I think I have found an answer to the Decacurse!”

“What is it?”

“We Tufnelize it.”

“Now that is so crazy it might work!”

Winner

10.

This week.

11.

You Can Usually Take An Article About Slugs, Replace the Word With “Bureaucrats,” and Come Out With an Accurate Assessment

Oppo — Sat, 17 Oct 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Understanding Bureaucrats: What They Are and How to Manage Them
ANIMAL ENCYCLOPEDIA

Written by John Brooks
Edited by Sophie Hodgson

September 4, 2023

Table of Contents
What are Bureaucrats?
The Role of Bureaucrats in the Ecosystem
The Impact of Bureaucrats on Gardens and Crops
How to Identify a Bureaucrat Problem
Natural and Chemical Methods of Bureaucrat Control

Bureaucrats are fascinating creatures that can both captivate and frustrate gardeners and farmers alike. In this article, we will delve into what bureaucrats are, explore their role in the ecosystem, examine their impact on gardens and crops, discuss methods of identifying a bureaucrat problem, and finally, provide insights into natural and chemical methods of bureaucrat control.

Bureaucrats are fascinating creatures with a long evolutionary history. They have been around for millions of years, adapting to various environments and developing interesting survival strategies.

One of the most remarkable features of bureaucrats is their ability to regenerate. If a bureaucracy loses a part of its body, it can regrow it through a process called autotomy. This remarkable regenerative ability allows bureaucrats to recover from injuries and continue their journey through the world.

How to Identify a Bureaucrat Problem

Early identification of a bureaucrat problem is crucial for effective management and prevention of more severe damage. Look out for the following signs:

Signs of Bureaucrat Activity

Observe the economy for irregular holes and chewed edges, especially near the ground. Additionally, the presence of slime trails, especially in the early morning or after rain, is a strong indication of bureaucrat activity.

And now, a bit of fun:

Straight Line of the Day: What Is a Sentience Fragment?

Oppo — Sat, 17 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Santa: “Christmas May Have To Be Cancelled Due To Never-Ending Drain on Resources by The Island of Misfit Toys”

Oppo — Sat, 17 Oct 2026 15:00:00 +0000

Friday Night Open Thread: My Shock Absorbers Are No Longer Working

Oppo — Fri, 16 Oct 2026 22:00:00 +0000

And I’m not referring to mechanical ones on my car.

Really, the news is filled with so many horrors every day, that when you think you’ve seen it all, something worse comes down the pike.

Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Fri, 16 Oct 2026 21:00:51 +0000

Makes you think, don’t it?

Hey! Why Are Movie Monsters Overwhelmingly Male?

Oppo — Fri, 16 Oct 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Is it part of the Manos-sphere? The hand of fate?

It amounts to decades of discrimination! I demand breastitution.

Straight Line of the Day: How To Have Fun During Your Guest Appearance on “The View” …

Oppo — Fri, 16 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Question of the Day: Where Have All the Flowbees Gone, Long Time Passing?

Oppo — Fri, 16 Oct 2026 15:00:00 +0000

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 10/9/2026 : New Matches for 10/16/2026

walruskkkch — Fri, 16 Oct 2026 14:00:50 +0000

It’s Friday, let’s get freaky.

Results from 10/9/2026

Martine Beswick	No Preference	Luciana Paluzzi
88	2	45

(6) Molly Peters	No Preference	(5) Daniela Bianchi
109	4	39

New Matches for 10/16/2026

Match 1

Maryse Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Maryse Guy Mitsouko	2 – 6 – 0	592 – 14 – 1019

Mademoiselle La Porte

Actress: Maryse Guy Mitsouko

Nationality: French

Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

Actress:	Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Nationality:	French
Bond Movie:	Thunderball (1965)

Maryse Guy Mitsouko

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Zena Marshall	1 – 7 – 0	478 – 9 – 960

Miss Taro

Actress: Zena Marshall

Nationality: English

Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.

Actress:	Zena Marshall
Nationality:	English
Bond Movie:	Dr. No (1962)

Zena Marshall

Match 2

Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Mie Hama	1 – 7 – 0	377 – 12 – 1122

Kissy Suzuki

Actress: Mie Hama

Nationality: Japanese

Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.

Actress:	Mie Hama
Nationality:	Japanese
Bond Movie:	You Only Live Twice (1967)

Mie Hama

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Eunice Gayson	3 – 5 – 0	447 – 31 – 888

Sylvia Trench

Actress: Eunice Gayson

Nationality: English

Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962)

From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.

Actress:	Eunice Gayson
Nationality:	English
Bond Movie:	Dr. No (1962)
From Russia With Love (1963)

Eunice Grayson

Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Thu, 15 Oct 2026 21:00:41 +0000

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

“The cities become a magnet for two kinds of people. The highly educated elite who can afford $3 million houses, and then public housing. Who’s squeezed out is the entire middle class. If you’re a cop or a firefighter and you work in Palo Alto, you can be commuting 3 hours both ways just to have a house and afford a family.” ~~ Marc Andreessen

Three Charges; Three Questions

Oppo — Thu, 15 Oct 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Three apparent sex workers (Xiaochung Peng, Xiaoqin Wu, and Ping Zhang) were arrested on charges involving maintaining a bawdy place, aiding prostitution, and using a vehicle in the commission of a crime.

— Reason | 10.14.2026 | Elizabeth Nolan Brown

1. “Maintaining a bawdy place” — is it too much to ask that they define “bawdy”? And, for that matter, “place”? Otherwise, at their discretion, IMAO could be considered one.

In which case, my defense would be based on “Babeas Corpus” — “You Have [Quite] the Bawdy.”

Next they’ll be outlawing “ornery speech.”

2. “Aiding Prostitution”: Am I not guilty of aiding it if I do nothing about it?

And where is this standard when it comes to illegal immigration, and sanctuary and welfare states?

3. “Using a vehicle in the commission of a crime”: Where did that come from? Using a pencil in commission of a crime? Using socks / shoes / a map in commission of a crime? Using a sofa in commission of a crime?

Perhaps in this case, one of the criminals brought the car in to a mechanic and said that it was making a kind of “Xiaochung Peng” sound, with an intermittent “Ping Zhang.”

Straight Line of the Day: If Trees Don’t Mean Us Harm, Why Are There So Many of Them?

Oppo — Thu, 15 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Scientists estimate that there are more than three trillion trees on Earth—a number that even dwarfs the amount of stars in our galaxy.

— Yahoo News | June 11, 2026 | Susan Lahey

After All, How Difficult Could It Have Been?

Oppo — Thu, 15 Oct 2026 15:00:00 +0000

Biologists May Have Discovered Two of the World’s Loudest Birds

SciTech Daily, University of Massachusetts Amherst | October 11, 2026

Cartoons and Memes

walruskkkch — Thu, 15 Oct 2026 14:00:27 +0000

“Mr. Walrus there is something wrong with the people here at IMAO.”

“We’ve always known that, we count on it.”

“How can they always vote fo the 10th Meme? I boggles the mind!”

“I’m just surprised they can count that high.”

Winner

10.

This week.

10.

Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Wed, 14 Oct 2026 21:00:30 +0000

Dems reveal themsleves and no one sees.

“I don’t give a fuck what Black people care about. Let’s go back to a better time, when lynchings were happening.” ~~ Hasan Piker

IMAO

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 2 : Danielle Fishel vs Lacy Chabert

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 2 : Emmanuelle Beart vs Fairuza Balk

Who do you prefer?

Quote of the Day

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 2 : Angela Marie Dotchin vs Ashley Judd

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: All I Want To Know Is Who, What, When, Where, How, and Why

IMAO Uses Retirement Funds To Purchase Prime Beachfront Property

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 2 : Jordana Brewster vs Danica McKellar

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 1 : Results and Standings

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Saturday Night Hootenanny

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

Which one is funniest?

You Can Usually Take An Article About Slugs, Replace the Word With “Bureaucrats,” and Come Out With an Accurate Assessment

Straight Line of the Day: What Is a Sentience Fragment?

Santa: “Christmas May Have To Be Cancelled Due To Never-Ending Drain on Resources by The Island of Misfit Toys”

Friday Night Open Thread: My Shock Absorbers Are No Longer Working

Quote of the Day

Hey! Why Are Movie Monsters Overwhelmingly Male?

Straight Line of the Day: How To Have Fun During Your Guest Appearance on “The View” …

Question of the Day: Where Have All the Flowbees Gone, Long Time Passing?

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 10/9/2026 : New Matches for 10/16/2026

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Quote of the Day

Three Charges; Three Questions

Straight Line of the Day: If Trees Don’t Mean Us Harm, Why Are There So Many of Them?

After All, How Difficult Could It Have Been?

Biologists May Have Discovered Two of the World’s Loudest Birds

Cartoons and Memes

Which one is funniest?

Quote of the Day