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Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 21:00:16 +0000

It’s true, it’s true!

“Imagine millions of Americans believing the U.S. was not winning the battle with Germany in March of 1945. That’s where we are today vis-a-vis Iran. Incredible. And it’s not for lack of actual facts reported widely. It is the consequence of the mental prison of TDS.” ~~ Hugh Hewitt

Straight Line of the Day: So, What’s a Meal Estate Developer?

Oppo — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 16:00:00 +0000

If it’s not a typo.

Eh, Just Get a Flock

Oppo — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 15:00:00 +0000

NASA wants to see your pictures of the sky.
The Hill | 09/09/2026 | Alix Martichoux

Starting on Sept. 15, the space agency’s PACE satellite (which stands for the Plankton, Aerosol, Cloud, ocean Ecosystem satellite) will circle the Earth every 98 minutes.

Scientists want to compare what they’re seeing in the sky with what you’re seeing on the ground.

Sorry —

I don’t happen to have any decent pictures of plankton, aerosols, clouds, or [“ocean” — such an inept acronym] ecosystems available at the moment to share. Perhaps you could look in my more …. private folders.

Of course, you can always check back in with me in 98 minutes.

Which I know you will.

Caption This!

walruskkkch — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 14:00:13 +0000

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney

walruskkkch — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 00:00:46 +0000

Good night.

Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney

Shania Twain (2-3-0 Pts. 195 Avg. 39.00)

Week 1 Defeated Elke Sommer 43-41
Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-59
Week 3 Lost to Salma Hayek 45-47
Week 4 Defeated Dina Meyer 44-35
Week 5 Lost to Markie Post 34-47

Sydney Sweeney (5-0-0 Pts. 309 Avg. 61.80)

Week 1 Defeated Selma Hayek 62-26
Week 2 Defeated Elke Sommer 60-28
Week 3 Defeated Dina Meyer 66-19
Week 4 Defeated Markie Post 55-34
Week 5 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 68-23

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara

walruskkkch — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:00:56 +0000

Good evening.

Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara

Dina Meyer (0-5-0 Pts. 148 Avg. 29.60)

Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 35-52
Week 2 Lost to Salma Hayek 32-55
Week 3 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 19-66
Week 4 Lost to Shania Twain 35-44
Week 5 Lost to Ann-Margaret 27-53

Maureen O’Hara (0-5-0 Pts. 139 Avg. 27.80)

Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 32-50
Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 37-47
Week 4 Lost to Salma Hayek 28-47
Week 5 Lost Sydney Sweeney 23-68

Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 21:00:44 +0000

Just a wellness check. You guys good?

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Elke Sommer vs Markie Post

walruskkkch — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:00:40 +0000

Good afternoon.

Elke Sommer vs Markie Post

Elke Sommer (1-4-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 35.40)

Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 41-43
Week 2 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 28-60
Week 3 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-37
Week 4 Lost to Ann-Margaret 21-53
Week 5 Lost to Salma Hayek 40-42

Markie Post (3-2-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)

Week 1 Defeated Dina Meyer 52-35
Week 2 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 50-32
Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 34-54
Week 4 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 34-55
Week 5 Defeated Shania Twain 47-34

Straight Line of the Day: Hey, Guys: Apparently You Can Get Paid For This!

Oppo — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 16:00:00 +0000

An Army of Paid Creators Is Carpeting the Web With Political Content
The New York Times | Sept. 24, 2026 | Ken Bensinger and Stuart A. Thompson

mmm … Kim Basinger.

https://stan.store/blog/influencer-rates/

Influencer rates in 2026 are shaped by far more than follower count: platform, content format, engagement quality, audience location, and niche demand all affect pricing. Video-first formats (Instagram Reels, TikTok, YouTube integrations) command higher rates than static posts. Micro influencers offer the best cost-to-results ratio for most brands. This guide covers data-backed pricing benchmarks for nano, micro, macro, and mega influencers across every major platform.

Are you effing kidding me? What planet have I beamed down on to?

All I want to see are DamnCat videos.

Uh-Oh! He’s Going Time-Travel-Hunting for Bad Guys Again

Oppo — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:00:00 +0000

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek

walruskkkch — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 14:00:29 +0000

Good morning.

Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek

Ann-Margaret (5-0-0 Pts. 281 Avg. 56.20)

Week 1 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 62-19
Week 2 Defeated Shania Twain 59-29
Week 3 Defeated Markie Post 54-34
Week 4 Defeated Elke Sommer 53-21
Week 5 Defeated Dina Meyer 53-27

Salma Hayek (4-1-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)

Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
Week 2 Defeated Dina Meyer 55-32
Week 3 Defeated Shania Twain 47-45
Week 4 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-28
Week 5 Defeated Elke Sommer 42-40

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Results and Standings

walruskkkch — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 11:00:11 +0000

Will there be any late upsets? We shall see.

Results

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Standings

Contestants	Record	Points	Average	Points Against	Average Score
Sydney Sweeney	5 – 0 – 0	309	61.80	130	61.80 – 26.00
Ann-Margaret	5 – 0 – 0	281	56.20	130	52.20 – 26.00
Salma Hayek	4 – 1 – 0	217	43.40	207	43.40 – 41.40
Markie Post	3 – 2 – 0	217	43.40	210	43.40 – 42.00
Shania Twain	2 – 3 – 0	195	39.00	229	39.00 – 45.80
Elke Sommer	1 – 4 – 0	177	35.40	235	35.40 – 47.00
Dina Meyer	0 – 5 – 0	148	29.60	270	29.60 – 54.00
Maureen O’Hara	0 – 5 – 0	139	27.80	274	27.80 – 54.80

Week 6

10:00 am Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek
2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Markie Post
6:00 pm Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara
8:00 pm Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney

Saturday Night Hootenanny

walruskkkch — Sun, 27 Sep 2026 01:00:00 +0000

You ready for this?

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

walruskkkch — Sat, 26 Sep 2026 23:00:12 +0000

“Mr. Walrus, it happened again.”

“What?”

“The Decacurse.”

“Decacurse?”

“Beware the 10.”

Winner

10.

This week.

10.

Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Sat, 26 Sep 2026 21:00:37 +0000

So, these days Christian pastors don’t have to believe in Jesus Christ. Got it. Weird though, ain’t it?

“We have no way of knowing if Jesus ever really existed … and whether or not Jesus really existed doesn’t even really matter to me. The fact remains that the message that was delivered by someone named Jesus, supposedly, – and it could have all been made up for all I know … And the God in the Old Testament is not a loving God. He’s a vengeful, people-killing kind of God. This is a lot of mythology … Jesus was put on that cross — not to save us — Jesus was put on that cross because Rome hated him and they thought he was a threat to their domination of the area. He didn’t die to save our sins.” ~~ Rev. Babs Miller, James Talaico’s Lesbian Pastor

Straight Line of the Day: “Dear Mr. Shakespeare: …”

Oppo — Sat, 26 Sep 2026 16:00:00 +0000

The White House Has a You Tube Channel

Oppo — Sat, 26 Sep 2026 15:00:00 +0000

… Is it abbreviated “WHYT”?

Racism everywhere!

Friday Night Open Thread: Why Must UFOs Be Large? What If They Are Tiny and Always Buzzing Around Us?

Oppo — Fri, 25 Sep 2026 22:00:00 +0000

Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Fri, 25 Sep 2026 21:00:13 +0000

TGIF? Really? That’s all you got?

“The ’80s was a brutal, brutal time for people. It was a f***ing mess and people forget that. It was a tremendous strife. Socio political tensions everywhere. We were still pretty fresh off a Cuban missile crisis, which was only 15-20 years before. It’s a tumultuous period, but you look back at it now and you’re like, ‘Oh, yeah. Top Gun. Cocaine!’ Like, ‘No!’ It was really scary.” ~~ Ryan Reynolds

Polywantacrackerism

Oppo — Fri, 25 Sep 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Our society is polyamorous, polymorphic, polytheistic, and polysyllabic. It promotes giving everything to everyone, as long as they can muster the language skills to ask for it.

That’s “muster,” not “mister.”

Spoiled parents raising spoiled parrots. With a few cockatoos thrown in. Children of braacckkkkkkkken homes.

Society is a Dead Parrot Sketch without a punchline, with conservatives in the role of John Cleese. It’s sad.

Straight Line of the Day: If Beer Is God’s Way of Showing He Wants Us To Be Happy, Then Tequila…

Oppo — Fri, 25 Sep 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 9/18/2026 : New Matches for 9/25/2026

walruskkkch — Fri, 25 Sep 2026 14:00:20 +0000

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Results from 9/18/2026

(3) Sophie Marceau	No Preference	(10) Rosemund Pike
111	0	62

Halle Berry	No Preference	Serena Scott Thomas
125	0	55

New Matches for 9/25/2026

Match 1

(7) Ursula Andress (Honey Ryder) vs (14) Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
(7) Ursula Andress	7 – 1 – 0	1211 – 8 – 550

Honey Ryder

Actress: Ursula Andress

Nationality: Swiss

Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Honey Ryder dazzled cinema audiences, stepping out of the Caribbean sea wearing a white bikini with a large hunting knife at her side. She proved to be immensely popular with fans and set the tone for all Bond girls to come.

Actress:	Ursula Andress
Nationality:	Swiss
Bond Movie:	Dr. No (1962)

Ursula Andress

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
(14) Tania Mallet	5 – 3 – 0	959 – 5 – 715

Tilly Masterson

Actress: Tania Mallet

Nationality: English

Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.

Actress:	Tania Mallet
Nationality:	English
Bond Movie:	Goldfinger (1964)

Tania Mallet

Match 2

Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs (15) Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson)

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
Nadja Regin	1 – 7 – 0	399 – 35 – 939

Bonita

Actress: Nadja Regin

Nationality: Serbian

Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.

Actress:	Nadja Regin
Nationality:	Serbian
Bond Movie:	Goldfinger (1964)

Nadja Regin

Contestant	Record	Total Scores
(15) Shirley Eaton	5 – 3 – 0	925 – 16 – 568

Jill Masterson

Actress: Shirley Eaton

Nationality: English

Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.

Actress:	Shirley Eaton
Nationality:	English
Bond Movie:	Goldfinger (1964)

Shirley Eaton

Quote of the Day

walruskkkch — Thu, 24 Sep 2026 21:00:22 +0000

To infinity and beyond!

Straight Line of the Day: When the Democrats Take Over IMAO, …

Oppo — Thu, 24 Sep 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Cartoons and Memes

walruskkkch — Thu, 24 Sep 2026 14:00:18 +0000

“Ready for the memes?”

“I guess so.”

“Why so?”

“We all know 10 will win.”

“You noticed that as well?”

“It just ain’t natural I tells ya, not natural.”

Winner

10.

This week.

10.

IMAO

Quote of the Day

Straight Line of the Day: So, What’s a Meal Estate Developer?

Eh, Just Get a Flock

Caption This!

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara

Who do you prefer?

Quote of the Day

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Elke Sommer vs Markie Post

Who do you prefer?

Straight Line of the Day: Hey, Guys: Apparently You Can Get Paid For This!

Uh-Oh! He’s Going Time-Travel-Hunting for Bad Guys Again

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek

Who do you prefer?

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Results and Standings

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Who do you prefer?

Saturday Night Hootenanny

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

Which one is funniest?

Quote of the Day

Straight Line of the Day: “Dear Mr. Shakespeare: …”

The White House Has a You Tube Channel

Friday Night Open Thread: Why Must UFOs Be Large? What If They Are Tiny and Always Buzzing Around Us?

Quote of the Day

Polywantacrackerism

Straight Line of the Day: If Beer Is God’s Way of Showing He Wants Us To Be Happy, Then Tequila…

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 9/18/2026 : New Matches for 9/25/2026

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Synopsis:

Synopsis:

Who do you prefer?

Quote of the Day

Straight Line of the Day: When the Democrats Take Over IMAO, …

Cartoons and Memes

Which one is funniest?