IMAO https://www.imao.us Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Fri, 10 Jul 2026 03:43:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.9 https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cropped-IMAO_NUKE_2-32x32.png IMAO https://www.imao.us 32 32 Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Do When Your Debt Exceeds 100% of Your Income? https://www.imao.us/2026/07/straight-line-of-the-day-what-do-you-do-when-your/ https://www.imao.us/2026/07/straight-line-of-the-day-what-do-you-do-when-your/#comments Fri, 10 Jul 2026 16:00:00 +0000 https://www.imao.us/?p=231781

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Debt Exceeds 100% of GDP
CBO.gov | Feb 2026 | CBO

The Federal Budget Deficits are large by historical standards. The deficit totals $1.9 trillion in fiscal year 2026 and grows to $3.1 trillion in 2036. Relative to the size of the economy, the deficit is 5.8 percent of gross domestic product (GDP) in 2026 and increases to 6.7 percent in 2036. Deficits averaged 3.8 percent of GDP over the last 50 years (see Chapter 1).

More like see Chapter 11.

Debt held by the public rises from 101 percent of GDP in 2026 to 120 percent in 2036, well above the previous record of 106 percent just after World War II.

Outlays are large by historical standards—and growing. They total 23.3 percent of GDP in 2026, exceeding their 50-year average of 21.2 percent. After being adjusted for shifts in the timing of certain payments, outlays remain at about that level through 2028 but then grow steadily, boosted by rising spending on mandatory programs and increasing net interest costs.

So, two more years to continue to party hearty.

Suggestions: no more high-speed trains.  And cut back on Mamdani-tory spending. 

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        Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty, I’m free at last. What does an itern have to do around here to be let out in public?      

 

 

 

Results from 7/3/2026

 

(3) Sophie Marceau No Preference Valerie Leon
132 1 35
 
Rachel Grant No Preference Serena Scott Thomas
113 1 27

 

New Matches for 7/10/2026

  Match 1  

(10) Rosemund Pike (Miranda Frost) vs Halle Berry (Jinx)

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(10) Rosemund Pike 5 – 1 – 0 799 – 9 – 466
 
Miranda Frost
Actress: Rosamund Pike
Nationality: English
Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Miranda Frost was an MI6 agent assigned to investigate Gustav Graves. An Olympic fencing champion, Frost worked as Graves’ publicist and fencing partner. Bond discovered that Miranda was a double agent working for Graves, who had killed off Miranda’s competition in the Olympics so that she could win gold.

Rosemund Pike

VS

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Halle Berry 4 – 2 – 0 635 – 8 – 720
Jinx
Actress: Halle Berry
Nationality: American
Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Since Die Another Day was the 20th Bond film, and marked the 40th anniversary of the series, Jinx was introduced in the style of Honey Ryder, rising out of the sea in a bikini, with a hunting knife attached to her side. Jinx worked for the NSA and was assigned to kill Zao.

Halle Berry

Who do you prefer?
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  Match 2  

(6) Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Lola Larson (Bambi)

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(6) Molly Peters 4 – 2 – 0 885 – 3 – 520
Patricia Fearing
Actress: Molly Peters
Nationality: English
Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

Molly Peters

VS

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Lola Larson 0 – 6 – 0 189 – 20 – 826

 

Bambi

Actress: Lola Larson
Nationality: American
Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Bambi and Thumper were the two gymnastic bodyguards holding Willard Whyte prisoner in his Las Vegas villa. When Bond enters to rescue Whyte, he meets Bambi and Thumper, who introduce themselves, and then take it in turns to attack Bond, somewhat playfully.

Lola Larson

Who do you prefer?
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“Still celebrating the Fourth Miss Welch?”

“No, I always dress this way.”

“Seriously.”

“Except when I shower.”

“Prove it.”

 

Winner

 

10.

 

This week.

 

1.

 

2.

 

3.

 

4.

 

5.

 

6.

 

7.

 

8.

 

9.

 

10.

 

Which one is funniest?
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A Zombie Congress Is Threatening Trump’s Agenda
The Wall Street Journal | July 5, 2026 | Olivia Beavers

 

(Not to be confused with the zombie FIFA soccer matches — when will this nightmare end?)

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  Hope everyone is keeping cool in their own way in this Summer heat.  

 

Results from 7/1/2026

 

Cassandra Harris No Preference Emily Bolton
152 3 41
 
Kristina Wayborn No Preference Leila Shenna
163 1 25

 

New Matches for 7/8/2026

  Match 1  

Carole Bouquet (Melina Havelock) vs (14) Tina Hudson (Bianca)

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Carole Bouquet 3 – 5 – 0 707 – 14 – 852
Melina Havelock
Actress: Carole Bouquet
Nationality: French
Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Melina Havelock was the daughter of two marine explorers who did salvage work for the British Secret Service. After her parents were assassinated by henchman Hector Gonzales, Melina found the hitman and killed him with a crossbow. She and Bond were both trying to uncover the man who ordered the attacks, and they worked well together, eventually finding him.

 

Carole Bouquet

 

VS

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(14) Tina Hudson 4 – 4 – 0 1003 – 16 – 727
Bianca
Actress: Tina Hudson
Nationality: English
Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Bianca was an MI6 agent assisting Bond in Latin America. She helped Bond disguise himself as Colonel Toro so that he could infiltrate a military base and plant an explosive on a Cuban spy plane. When the mission went awry and Bianca saw Bond being taken away as a prisoner in an army jeep, she went into action. She drove alongside the jeep, and flirted with Bond’s captors, showing off her legs to distract them while Bond pulled their parachute cords.

 

Tina Hudson

 

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  Match 2  

Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl) vs (9) Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton)

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Lynn-Holly Johnson 3 – 5 – 0 842 – 9 – 765
Bibi Dahl
Actress: Lynn-Holly Johnson
Nationality: American
Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.

 

Lynn-Holly Johnson

 

VS

 

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(9) Tanya Roberts 7 – 1 – 0 1257 – 3 – 647

 

Stacey Sutton

Actress: Tanya Roberts
Nationality: American
Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

Stacey Sutton inherited the Sutton Oil company, which megalomaniac Max Zorin tried to take over. Zorin offered Sutton $5 million for her shares in the company, which she refused. Bond learnt of the cheque and confronted her at her home. Stacey was initially aggressive, pointing a shotgun at Bond. However, when some of Zorin’s henchmen arrived to persuade Stacey to sell, Bond sorted them out and gained Stacey’s trust. The pair escaped an attempt on their lives, and managed to kill Zorin.

Tanya Roberts

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]]> https://www.imao.us/2026/07/bond-girlathon-wednesday-results-fro-7-1-2026-new-matches-for-7-8-2026/feed/ 0 Straight Line of the Day: So What Can Graham Platner Do Before Democrats Think He Has Crossed the Line? https://www.imao.us/2026/07/straight-line-of-the-day-so-what-else-can-graham-platner-do-before-democrats-think-he-has-crossed-the-line/ https://www.imao.us/2026/07/straight-line-of-the-day-so-what-else-can-graham-platner-do-before-democrats-think-he-has-crossed-the-line/#comments Tue, 07 Jul 2026 16:00:00 +0000 https://www.imao.us/?p=231787

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Just to summarize Platner’s scandals that Democrats were totally ok with:
Libs of Tik Tok | 7/6/2026

Just to summarize Platner’s scandals that Democrats were totally ok with:

– nazi tattoo

– lied repeatedly about nazi tattoo

– said he would rape people

– sexted with women while married

– bragged about drawing penises in porta potties

– praised islamic terrorists

– said he’s a communist

– joined an app known to be used by predators to contact minors

– sexual assault allegations

But now they decided it’s too much. All the above was totally fine though.

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]]> https://www.imao.us/2026/07/caption-this-332/feed/ 22 Babesleaga Group AN : Week 2 : Goldie Hawn vs Markie Post https://www.imao.us/2026/07/babesleaga-group-an-week-2-goldie-hawn-vs-markie-post/ https://www.imao.us/2026/07/babesleaga-group-an-week-2-goldie-hawn-vs-markie-post/#comments Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:45 +0000 https://www.imao.us/?p=231774 Good night.

 

Goldie Hawn vs Markie Post

 

Goldie Hawn (1-0-0 Pts. 46 Avg. 46.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Geena Davis 46-43

 

 

VS

 

Markie Post (1-0-0 Pts. 63 Avg. 63.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 63-36

 

 

Who do you prefer?
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Teri Garr vs Morgan Fairchild

 

Teri Garr (0-1-0 Pts. 29 Avg. 29.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Heather Thomas 29-47

 

 

VS

 

Morgan Fairchild (0-1-0 Pts. 36 Avg. 36.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 36-63

 

 

Who do you prefer?
94 votes · 94 answers
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Good afternoon.

 

Geena Davis vs Sela Ward

 

Geena Davis (0-1-0 Pts. 43 Avg. 43.00)

 

  • Week 1 Lost to Goldie Hawn 43-46

 

 

VS

 

Sela Ward (1-0-0 Pts. 49 Avg. 49.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Kelly Preston 49-42

 

 

 

Who do you prefer?
93 votes · 93 answers
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Heather Thomas vs Kelly Preston

 

Heather Thomas (1-0-0 Pts. 47 Avg. 47.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Teri Garr 47-29

 

 

VS

 

Kelly Preston (0-1-0 Pts. 42 Avg. 42.00)

 

  • Week 1 Lost to Sela Ward 42-49

 

 

Who do you prefer?
86 votes · 86 answers
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Week 1 Results

 

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Standings

 

 

 

 

Contestant Record Points Average Points Against Average Score
Markie Post 1 – 0 – 0 63 63.00 36 63.00 – 36.00
Sela Ward 1 – 0 – 0 49 49.00 42 49.00 – 42.00
Heather Thomas 1 – 0 – 0 47 47.00 29 47.00 – 29.00
Goldie Hawn 1 – 0 – 0 46 46.00 43 46.00 – 43.00
Geena Davis 0 – 1 – 0 43 43.00 46 43.00 – 46.00
Kelly Preston 0 – 1 – 0 42 42.00 49 42.00 – 49.00
Morgan Fairchild 0 – 1 – 0 36 36.00 63 36.00 – 63.00
Teri Garr 0 – 1 – 0 29 29.00 47 29.00 – 47.00

 

Week 2

 

  • 10:00 am Heather Thomas vs Kelly Preston
  • 2:00 pm Geena Davis vs Sela Ward
  • 6:00 pm Teri Garr vs Morgan Fairchild
  • 8:00 pm Goldie Hawn vs Markie Post

 

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Happy Birthday America!

 

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Well it has been 250 years, some good, some bad,  but it’s been one hell of a ride. Let’s hope we got 250 more in us.

 

Winner

 

10.

 

This week.

 

 

1.

 

2.

 

3.

 

4.

 

5.

 

6.

 

7.

 

8.

 

9.

 

10.

 

Which one is funniest?
111 votes · 111 answers
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]]> https://www.imao.us/2026/07/straight-line-of-the-day-imao-declares-itself-100-scandal-free-unless-of-course-you-count/feed/ 18 Well Blows Me Down https://www.imao.us/2026/07/well-blows-me-down/ https://www.imao.us/2026/07/well-blows-me-down/#comments Sat, 04 Jul 2026 15:00:00 +0000 https://www.imao.us/?p=230891 This is from a Popeye cartoon. I was surprised I could capture it from YouTube (without getting the big “Pause” button showing in the middle). But I suppose you kids with your Sony Walkmans and other gizmos consider it easy.

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  Guest hosting for a song I guess.    

 

 

Results from 6/26/2026

Cecilie Thomsen No Preference Kim Basinger
104 1 98

 

(11) Denise Richards No Preference Barbara Carerra
111 2 98

 

New Matches for 7/3/2026

  Match 1  

Valerie Leon (Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist) vs (3) Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Valerie Leon 2 – 4 – 0 420 – 17 – 621

 

Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist

Birth Name: Valerie Therese Leon Age: 81, born 12 November 1943 Country of origin:  United Kingdom Currently Residing In:  United Kingdom Spy who loved me ; James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads, with the help of a K.G.B. agent whose lover he killed. Never say never again ; James Bond is called upon to try to recover nuclear bombs stolen by Spectre, but he will have to get rid of a professional assassin, hired especially to eliminate him.

Valerie Leon

 

VS

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(3) Sophie Marceau 5 – 1 – 0 816 – 6 – 472

 

Elektra King

Actress: Sophie Marceau
Nationality: French
Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Sophie Marceau

 

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    Match 2  

Rachel Grant (Peaceful Fountains of Desire) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Rachel Grant 3 – 3 – 0 668 – 20 – 517

 

Peaceful Fountains of Desire

Actress: Rachel Grant
Nationality: Filipino
Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Peaceful Fountains of Desire was a masseuse working for Mr Chang of the Hong Kong Yacht Club Hotel. Bond arrived and took the presidential suite, and was soon surprised to have a complimentary masseuse knock at the door. Knowing Mr Chang was with Chinese Intelligence, Bond felt down the girl’s legs and took her gun. He smashed a nearby mirror to reveal Mr Chang spying on him, and talked to Chang directly instead of having the girl find out information.

Rachel Grant

 

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Serena Scott Thomas 1 – 5 – 0 342 – 15 – 840

 

Dr. Molly Warmflash

Actress: Serena Scott Thomas
Nationality: English
Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”

Serena Scott Thomas

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