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		<title><![CDATA[Improvised Wikipedia]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Comedians Jon Lunger and Glen Tickle are rewriting all of Wikipedia off the top of their heads without doing any research. Each week they take a listener suggestion for a topic, or get the topic from a special guest.

We're in no way affiliated with Wikipedia.]]></description>
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		<itunes:summary>Comedians Jon Lunger and Glen Tickle are rewriting all of Wikipedia off the top of their heads without doing any research. Each week they take a listener suggestion for a topic, or get the topic from a special guest. We're in no way affiliated with Wikipedia.</itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:email>glen.tickle@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kabaddi]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Is it a religious ceremony? Is it a sport? Is it a hummus-based street food? Jon and Glen have never heard the word Kabaddi before, but they're not gonna let something so trivial stop them from rewriting a wikipedia page about it.</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2023 16:51:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Is it a religious ceremony? Is it a sport? Is it a hummus-based street food? Jon and Glen have never heard the word Kabaddi before, but they're not gonna let something so trivial stop them from rewriting a wikipedia page about it.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Is it a religious ceremony? Is it a sport? Is it a hummus-based street food? Jon and Glen have never heard the word Kabaddi before, but they're not gonna let something so trivial stop them from rewriting a wikipedia page about it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Formica]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Formica! What is it? Was it created during a World War? Was it created by Australian television personality Sofie Formica's ancestors? Do Jon and Glen even know anything at all?<br>
<br>
Come see Glen tell jokes on February 26th at SteelStacks in Bethlehem, PA!</p>
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<p>C3aJFpay6aUnF4CqkWGz</p>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2022 15:56:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Formica! What is it? Was it created during a World War? Was it created by Australian television personality Sofie Formica's ancestors? Do Jon and Glen even know anything at all?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Come see Glen tell jokes on February 26th at SteelStacks in Bethlehem, PA!&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Formica! What is it? Was it created during a World War? Was it created by Australian television personality Sofie Formica's ancestors? Do Jon and Glen even know anything at all? Come see Glen tell jokes on February 26th at SteelStacks in Bethlehem, PA! C3aJFpay6aUnF4CqkWGz</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Doorbells]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey! A few days late because Glen was on the road, but we're back to teach you all about doorbells.</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2022 01:51:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Hey! A few days late because Glen was on the road, but we're back to teach you all about doorbells.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Hey! A few days late because Glen was on the road, but we're back to teach you all about doorbells.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Eiffel Tower]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>What's up with that big spike in Paris? Glen and Jon know all about it. Was it built for a World's Fair? Was it built with strontium girders to summon Zuul? Learn everything you need to know.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Eiffel-Tower-e1dkicj</link>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2022 15:44:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;What's up with that big spike in Paris? Glen and Jon know all about it. Was it built for a World's Fair? Was it built with strontium girders to summon Zuul? Learn everything you need to know.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:33:32</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>What's up with that big spike in Paris? Glen and Jon know all about it. Was it built for a World's Fair? Was it built with strontium girders to summon Zuul? Learn everything you need to know.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Daylight Saving Time]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Glen Tickle and Jon Lunger rewrite the Wikipedia page for Daylight Saving Time and Glen gets genuinely angry at Ben Franklin, a French newspaper, and a bug-lover from New Zealand.</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2022 19:07:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Glen Tickle and Jon Lunger rewrite the Wikipedia page for Daylight Saving Time and Glen gets genuinely angry at Ben Franklin, a French newspaper, and a bug-lover from New Zealand.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Glen Tickle and Jon Lunger rewrite the Wikipedia page for Daylight Saving Time and Glen gets genuinely angry at Ben Franklin, a French newspaper, and a bug-lover from New Zealand.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Liquid Fabric Softener]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Why's it a liquid though, NICHOLAS!?</p>
<p><br></p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Liquid-Fabric-Softener-e1cut1n</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2022 15:31:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Why's it a liquid though, NICHOLAS!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:32:11</itunes:duration>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ranch Dressing]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>What even is dill? A lot of bush talk, and we pitch a great biopic as we get deep into ranch lore.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Ranch-Dressing-e1ciic1</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2022 21:21:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;What even is dill? A lot of bush talk, and we pitch a great biopic as we get deep into ranch lore.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>What even is dill? A lot of bush talk, and we pitch a great biopic as we get deep into ranch lore.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Handover of Hong Kong]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Okay look. Sometimes Jon and Glen really have no idea what they're talking about, and this episode is one of them. They talk a big game but at the end of the day they're really, really stupid.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Also that long running bit about Jon not having Glen's phone number takes a dramatic turn!</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2021 20:23:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Okay look. Sometimes Jon and Glen really have no idea what they're talking about, and this episode is one of them. They talk a big game but at the end of the day they're really, really stupid.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also that long running bit about Jon not having Glen's phone number takes a dramatic turn!&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Okay look. Sometimes Jon and Glen really have no idea what they're talking about, and this episode is one of them. They talk a big game but at the end of the day they're really, really stupid.&amp;nbsp; Also that long running bit about Jon not having Glen's phone number takes a dramatic turn!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Clip Show]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>We're off the rails on this one kids. We start talking about marbles for a bit, but then it's just a clip show.</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2021 21:04:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We're off the rails on this one kids. We start talking about marbles for a bit, but then it's just a clip show.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>We're off the rails on this one kids. We start talking about marbles for a bit, but then it's just a clip show.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Eel Reproduction]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Look, if Hank Green doesn't know how eels get down we don't know why anyone would expect us to.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Eel-Reproduction-e1724kp</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2021 23:43:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Look, if Hank Green doesn't know how eels get down we don't know why anyone would expect us to.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Look, if Hank Green doesn't know how eels get down we don't know why anyone would expect us to.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pop Up Video]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>What if you could watch a music video but with a bunch of word bubbles popping up telling you about the band and song? In the late 90s you could thanks to VH1's Pop Up Video, a thing Jakob Dylan hated.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Pop-Up-Video-e16i3k0</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2021 18:26:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;What if you could watch a music video but with a bunch of word bubbles popping up telling you about the band and song? In the late 90s you could thanks to VH1's Pop Up Video, a thing Jakob Dylan hated.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>What if you could watch a music video but with a bunch of word bubbles popping up telling you about the band and song? In the late 90s you could thanks to VH1's Pop Up Video, a thing Jakob Dylan hated.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Emoji]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>😻🍕👨‍🍳🥓🍗🤩😎🥸🤬🤯😈👹🤡💩👺👻🤖😿🙀😻🤞🦾👂🏻🧙‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧛‍♂️🧛🏻🧛‍♀️🧞‍♂️🧞🧞‍♀️🧜🏿‍♂️🧚🏿</p>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh boy. We're gonna get put on a list for this one. How do you make C-4? Should you eat it? Why didn't the A-Team use it more? Should Glen and Jon have learned to weld? Why does Glen remember a scene from the 1995 Sandra Bullock classic The Net in such vivid detail? It does go boom though.</p>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2021 03:06:44 GMT</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Oh boy. We're gonna get put on a list for this one. How do you make C-4? Should you eat it? Why didn't the A-Team use it more? Should Glen and Jon have learned to weld? Why does Glen remember a scene from the 1995 Sandra Bullock classic The Net in such vivid detail? It does go boom though.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Seahorses]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Why are these curvy little guys named after horses? What do they like to chomp? Why do the boys have the babies? Why aren't they at the Jersey shore? Why do people keep grinding them up and eating them even though Glen said not to? Learn all about seahorses in this week's episode! Also go watch Glen's new special The Favorite on Dry Bar Comedy! Use promo code GLENTICKLE for a free month!</p>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2021 19:03:13 GMT</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Why are these curvy little guys named after horses? What do they like to chomp? Why do the boys have the babies? Why aren't they at the Jersey shore? Why do people keep grinding them up and eating them even though Glen said not to? Learn all about seahorses in this week's episode! Also go watch Glen's new special The Favorite on Dry Bar Comedy! Use promo code GLENTICKLE for a free month!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Stage Fright]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>80% of people poop their pants on stage. We talk about why. Also sorry this episode is late! It's a big week for Glen. Jerk! The Magazine Issue #1 just arrived and his Dry Bar special The Favorite is FINALLY out! Use promo code GLENTICKLE to sign up for the new Dry Bar+ app and get a free month!</p>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2021 00:56:16 GMT</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>80% of people poop their pants on stage. We talk about why. Also sorry this episode is late! It's a big week for Glen. Jerk! The Magazine Issue #1 just arrived and his Dry Bar special The Favorite is FINALLY out! Use promo code GLENTICKLE to sign up for the new Dry Bar+ app and get a free month!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wave Race 64]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Race jet skis with your favorite podcast friends as we tell you all about Wave Race 64 and get wildly off topic after taking a week off.</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2021 15:18:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Powdered Toast Man]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>POWDERED! TOAST! MAN!</p>
<p>What is he made of? What are his powers? How big is his crank?</p>
<p>The creator of Ren &amp; Stimpy may be trash, but Powdered Toast Man is a legend. Learn all about him this week from two guys who grew up unsure why they were allowed to watch the show in the first place.</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 15:13:06 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;What is he made of? What are his powers? How big is his crank?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The creator of Ren &amp;amp; Stimpy may be trash, but Powdered Toast Man is a legend. Learn all about him this week from two guys who grew up unsure why they were allowed to watch the show in the first place.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Time Travel]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Time travel back one day so this episode would be on time!</p>
<p>Learn about dimensions</p>
<p>Which Back to the Future movie is bad?</p>
<p>Why doesn't Jon think Time is real?</p>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2021 16:01:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The XYZ Affair]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Look. We had no idea what this one was. We take some bold swings about an event in early American history that we thought might have been the pilot for <em>Three's Company</em> or the plot of <em>King Ralph</em>. We don't know everything.</p>
<p>Shout out to Gabe Mara for the suggestion.</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2021 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Shout out to Gabe Mara for the suggestion.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Olive Oil]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Who first squeezed an olive and thought, "Heck yeah that's the good stuff."</p>
<p>How old is Popeye?</p>
<p>Is it... lube?</p>
<p>Why are olives disgusting?</p>
<p>All these and more answered in this week's episode.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Olive-Oil-e11pa98</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2021 20:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;How old is Popeye?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is it... lube?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why are olives disgusting?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All these and more answered in this week's episode.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Ball Point Pens]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Hoo boy, your two buds talk a lot about pens in this one. How they work? Where they come from? How they taste? Learn all about em.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Ferris Wheel]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>We're back! We took some time off because pandemic, but we're all vaxxed up and ready to roll. Learn all about the first Ferris Wheel, all the lives it claimed, and all the boning that went down in the sky.</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2021 16:25:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Spontaneous Human Combustion]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>TikTok user @ri3cjoh gave us this week's suggestion, and it's a gross one. Thanks a lot, Ric. Lot of goo talk this week. If you don't like gross stuff, sit this one out. Lotta goo.</p>
<p>Glen's new special still isn't out yet, but you can download the Dry Bar Comedy app for free anyway.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Spontaneous-Human-Combustion-eqgb0s</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2021 17:45:30 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Glen's new special still isn't out yet, but you can download the Dry Bar Comedy app for free anyway.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>TikTok user @ri3cjoh gave us this week's suggestion, and it's a gross one. Thanks a lot, Ric. Lot of goo talk this week. If you don't like gross stuff, sit this one out. Lotta goo. Glen's new special still isn't out yet, but you can download the Dry Bar Comedy app for free anyway.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Facebook Live]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Facebook sucks eggs. We talk about how Facebook Live is supposed to work, but it doesn't because again, Facebook sucks eggs. We stan Jesse Eisenberg.</p>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2021 01:56:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Facebook sucks eggs. We talk about how Facebook Live is supposed to work, but it doesn't because again, Facebook sucks eggs. We stan Jesse Eisenberg.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Facebook sucks eggs. We talk about how Facebook Live is supposed to work, but it doesn't because again, Facebook sucks eggs. We stan Jesse Eisenberg.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[MI-6 or MI-5 or Just British Secret Intelligence (ft. Ricky Glore)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ricky Glore joins us to learn all about MI-6, which we maybe didn't think was real, so we talk about MI-5 and James Bond. Taft gets stuck in a bathtub, then we kind of explore the basic concept of British Secret Intelligence.</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2021 03:11:50 GMT</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Ricky Glore joins us to learn all about MI-6, which we maybe didn't think was real, so we talk about MI-5 and James Bond. Taft gets stuck in a bathtub, then we kind of explore the basic concept of British Secret Intelligence.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hibernation]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>What is hibernation? Is it just sleep? Do words mean anything anymore? What's Scottish artist Neil Slorance's tortoise up to? Learn the answers to these questions and more on this week's episode of Improvised Wikipedia. Hey, also Glen has a new special coming out THIS MONTH on Dry Bar Comedy.</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2021 14:00:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;What is hibernation? Is it just sleep? Do words mean anything anymore? What's Scottish artist Neil Slorance's tortoise up to? Learn the answers to these questions and more on this week's episode of Improvised Wikipedia. Hey, also Glen has a new special coming out THIS MONTH on Dry Bar Comedy.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>What is hibernation? Is it just sleep? Do words mean anything anymore? What's Scottish artist Neil Slorance's tortoise up to? Learn the answers to these questions and more on this week's episode of Improvised Wikipedia. Hey, also Glen has a new special coming out THIS MONTH on Dry Bar Comedy.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[2020 Year-End Special]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Why pick one topic when you can speed run a bunch of them? We run through seventeen topics and don't check any of our work to close out the year.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/2020-Year-End-Special-eobatp</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:09:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Why pick one topic when you can speed run a bunch of them? We run through seventeen topics and don't check any of our work to close out the year.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Why pick one topic when you can speed run a bunch of them? We run through seventeen topics and don't check any of our work to close out the year.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Pawn's Niblets (Jon and Glen talk about The Queen's Gambit)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's a VSE (Very Special Episode) this week as we break from format to talk about the Netflix series The Queen's Gambit. Why? I dunno. It's 2020. Jon figured if he let Glen get all the chess out of his system in this episode he'd shut up about it for a few weeks. (He won't.)</p>
<p>Thanks to Daniel Moyer for the name!</p>
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&lt;p&gt;Thanks to Daniel Moyer for the name!&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>It's a VSE (Very Special Episode) this week as we break from format to talk about the Netflix series The Queen's Gambit. Why? I dunno. It's 2020. Jon figured if he let Glen get all the chess out of his system in this episode he'd shut up about it for a few weeks. (He won't.) Thanks to Daniel Moyer for the name!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jock Straps (ft. Pat Janssen!)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Gather your boys and cradle your downstairs. This week we talk jock straps with sports fan and comedian Pat Janssen!</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2020 17:37:51 GMT</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Gather your boys and cradle your downstairs. This week we talk jock straps with sports fan and comedian Pat Janssen!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Canada]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Daniel Moyer comes on to learn all about the mysterious land of Canada, a place all three of us have been to in the before times when Americans were allowed to leave the country. Learn about tiny Elvis impersonators, Canada's best exports (comedy), and the group wonders what it's like to have a functioning government.<br>
<br>
Hey and if you live in Georgia make sure you're registered to vote for the January Senate runoff election! It's important!&nbsp;</p>
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&lt;br&gt;
Hey and if you live in Georgia make sure you're registered to vote for the January Senate runoff election! It's important!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Ginger Ale (ft. Ryan Hill)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>As Silver Surfer is to Galactus, so Ryan Hill is to Santa Claus.</p>
<p>He joins us this week to talk about ginger ale, and Jon and Glen scream at each other about gallium for a while.</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2020 18:03:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;As Silver Surfer is to Galactus, so Ryan Hill is to Santa Claus.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He joins us this week to talk about ginger ale, and Jon and Glen scream at each other about gallium for a while.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>As Silver Surfer is to Galactus, so Ryan Hill is to Santa Claus. He joins us this week to talk about ginger ale, and Jon and Glen scream at each other about gallium for a while.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Classic: Velcro]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Tommy Velocity and Jamie Crowbar kissed in 1924 and the rest is history.</p>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2020 01:22:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Tommy Velocity and Jamie Crowbar kissed in 1924 and the rest is history.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Tommy Velocity and Jamie Crowbar kissed in 1924 and the rest is history.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dreams (ft. Roya Hamadani & Ian Webster)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>My seven-year-old once said, "Dreams are like private movies in your brain" and she's not wrong. We break down everything there is to know about dreams this week with two of our favorites, comedians Roya Hamadani &amp; Ian Webster.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Dreams-ft--Roya-Hamadani--Ian-Webster-em9sgv</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 17:59:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;My seven-year-old once said, "Dreams are like private movies in your brain" and she's not wrong. We break down everything there is to know about dreams this week with two of our favorites, comedians Roya Hamadani &amp;amp; Ian Webster.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>My seven-year-old once said, "Dreams are like private movies in your brain" and she's not wrong. We break down everything there is to know about dreams this week with two of our favorites, comedians Roya Hamadani &amp;amp; Ian Webster.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hufu - Human Tofu (ft. Richie Warmkessel)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[We talk about dumb tofu that's supposed to taste like people with our friend, comedian, actor, and improviser Richie Warmkessel.
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2020 20:54:30 GMT</pubDate>
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		<itunes:subtitle>We talk about dumb tofu that's supposed to taste like people with our friend, comedian, actor, and improviser Richie Warmkessel.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Classic: Puns]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Puns! We love em. We look back at the first pun in history, and this might be the first episode where Glen loses it laughing at his own dumb joke.</p>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:14:37 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Enjoy!&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Urinary Tract Infections (ft. Kirk Griffiths)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>We adopted the "explicit" tag from the jump because of swearing, but boy howdy do we earn it this week.<br>
<br>
Learn about urinary tract infections with our pal comedian Kirk Griffiths from the <a href="https://www.instagram.com/properebonics/?hl=en">Proper Ebonics</a> podcast.</p>
<p>Ferris wheels! Champagne! A lot of pee talk! Glen hurts himself laughing. Easily our grossest episode to date, but it's still funny. Enjoy!</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Urinary-Tract-Infections-ft--Kirk-Griffiths-ell012</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:36:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We adopted the "explicit" tag from the jump because of swearing, but boy howdy do we earn it this week.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Learn about urinary tract infections with our pal comedian Kirk Griffiths from the &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/properebonics/?hl=en"&gt;Proper Ebonics&lt;/a&gt; podcast.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ferris wheels! Champagne! A lot of pee talk! Glen hurts himself laughing. Easily our grossest episode to date, but it's still funny. Enjoy!&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>We adopted the "explicit" tag from the jump because of swearing, but boy howdy do we earn it this week. Learn about urinary tract infections with our pal comedian Kirk Griffiths from the Proper Ebonics podcast. Ferris wheels! Champagne! A lot of pee talk! Glen hurts himself laughing. Easily our grossest episode to date, but it's still funny. Enjoy!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Classic: Reality]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Jon and Glen discuss the concept of reality itself and also the time Glen rode rollercoasters for a TV show.</p>
]]></description>
			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Classic-Reality-elhm31</link>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2020 02:54:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Jon and Glen discuss the concept of reality itself and also the time Glen rode rollercoasters for a TV show.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:30:34</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Jon and Glen discuss the concept of reality itself and also the time Glen rode rollercoasters for a TV show.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Phonographs (ft. Ben Youngerman)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well. It had to happen eventually. We brought Glen's nemesis Ben Youngerman onto the show as our dumb guest. Apparently we brought him up enough times that he invoked some kind of Beetlejuice rule where we had to let him on.</p>
<p>He wanted to know about phonographs because he's an old timey time traveler who looks like what would happen if a Dick Dastardly Funko Pop got its wish to be a real boy.<br>
<br>
It's a good episode anyway. Glen explains exactly how phonographs work and also why Thomas Edison was such a piece of shit. We don't do people as topics because of the Vincent Price Rule, but Glen might record a special episode just shitting on Edison for an hour because for real that guy sucks so hard. He's the Ben Youngerman of Menlo Park.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Phonographs-ft--Ben-Youngerman-elaurm</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:53:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Well. It had to happen eventually. We brought Glen's nemesis Ben Youngerman onto the show as our dumb guest. Apparently we brought him up enough times that he invoked some kind of Beetlejuice rule where we had to let him on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He wanted to know about phonographs because he's an old timey time traveler who looks like what would happen if a Dick Dastardly Funko Pop got its wish to be a real boy.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
It's a good episode anyway. Glen explains exactly how phonographs work and also why Thomas Edison was such a piece of shit. We don't do people as topics because of the Vincent Price Rule, but Glen might record a special episode just shitting on Edison for an hour because for real that guy sucks so hard. He's the Ben Youngerman of Menlo Park.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:41:37</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
		<itunes:subtitle>Well. It had to happen eventually. We brought Glen's nemesis Ben Youngerman onto the show as our dumb guest. Apparently we brought him up enough times that he invoked some kind of Beetlejuice rule where we had to let him on. He wanted to know about phonographs because he's an old timey time traveler who looks like what would happen if a Dick Dastardly Funko Pop got its wish to be a real boy. It's a good episode anyway. Glen explains exactly how phonographs work and also why Thomas Edison was such a piece of shit. We don't do people as topics because of the Vincent Price Rule, but Glen might record a special episode just shitting on Edison for an hour because for real that guy sucks so hard. He's the Ben Youngerman of Menlo Park.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Classic: Zombies]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Spookytimes is upon us, so we're throwing it back to our classic episode about ZOMBIES!<br>
<br>
This was our most-listened-to episode for a long time, but as our audience grew it got unseated and isn't even in the top 10 anymore.</p>
<p>Also I (Glen) edited this episode in the hospital room with my wife waiting for our second kid to be born.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Classic-Zombies-el5f9r</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:53:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Spookytimes is upon us, so we're throwing it back to our classic episode about ZOMBIES!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
This was our most-listened-to episode for a long time, but as our audience grew it got unseated and isn't even in the top 10 anymore.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also I (Glen) edited this episode in the hospital room with my wife waiting for our second kid to be born.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:28:21</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Spookytimes is upon us, so we're throwing it back to our classic episode about ZOMBIES! This was our most-listened-to episode for a long time, but as our audience grew it got unseated and isn't even in the top 10 anymore. Also I (Glen) edited this episode in the hospital room with my wife waiting for our second kid to be born.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pasta (ft. Rosalie Fry and my Toddler!)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>What's up pasta maniacs? We talking pasta today with our friend and person living in Italy, Rosalie Fry! We cover all the shapes. We tell you to make it. My toddler babbles about Moana in the background. All around great ep. Get a bowl of noodles and listen to this show, then tell your best friend about it, but don't share your noodles.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Pasta-ft--Rosalie-Fry-and-my-Toddler-el0nts</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2020 19:08:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;What's up pasta maniacs? We talking pasta today with our friend and person living in Italy, Rosalie Fry! We cover all the shapes. We tell you to make it. My toddler babbles about Moana in the background. All around great ep. Get a bowl of noodles and listen to this show, then tell your best friend about it, but don't share your noodles.&lt;/p&gt;
</itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:duration>00:39:31</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
		<itunes:subtitle>What's up pasta maniacs? We talking pasta today with our friend and person living in Italy, Rosalie Fry! We cover all the shapes. We tell you to make it. My toddler babbles about Moana in the background. All around great ep. Get a bowl of noodles and listen to this show, then tell your best friend about it, but don't share your noodles.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Classic: Soup]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Soup! It's soup!</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Classic-Soup-ekr2oo</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2020 18:33:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Soup! It's soup!&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:25:29</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
		<itunes:subtitle>Soup! It's soup!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[GOOSEBUMPS (ft. Gabe Mara!)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ermagherd! This week we talk Goosebumps with Gabe Mara from the Slow Readers podcast!</p>
<p>Is there a weird sound issue where the tracks are a little out of sync because we tried a new recording setup again? Of course!</p>
<p>Is it still a fun episode! You betcha!</p>
]]></description>
			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/GOOSEBUMPS-ft--Gabe-Mara-ekldsc</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Ermagherd! This week we talk Goosebumps with Gabe Mara from the Slow Readers podcast!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is there a weird sound issue where the tracks are a little out of sync because we tried a new recording setup again? Of course!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is it still a fun episode! You betcha!&lt;/p&gt;
</itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:duration>00:43:00</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
		<itunes:subtitle>Ermagherd! This week we talk Goosebumps with Gabe Mara from the Slow Readers podcast! Is there a weird sound issue where the tracks are a little out of sync because we tried a new recording setup again? Of course! Is it still a fun episode! You betcha!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Classic: Skyscrapers]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's a throwback to our second episode! We recorded this in person! In the same room! Together! We probably even hugged!</p>
<p>Remember physical contact?</p>
]]></description>
			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Classic-Skyscrapers-ekgflq</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2020 13:42:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;It's a throwback to our second episode! We recorded this in person! In the same room! Together! We probably even hugged!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remember physical contact?&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:29:40</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
		<itunes:subtitle>It's a throwback to our second episode! We recorded this in person! In the same room! Together! We probably even hugged! Remember physical contact?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[McDonaldland (ft. Danny Getz)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week we have comedian <a href="https://twitter.com/danny_getz">Danny Getz</a> (<a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/6l2sc2YhQuwzV3wVdnD9mb">Feel Feelings podcast</a>) and he'd like to know more about McDonaldland. As children of the 80s Glen and Jon are more than prepared to help him out.</p>
<p>Journey with us now to fantastical land made mostly of meat people with questionable power dynamics.</p>
]]></description>
			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/McDonaldland-ft--Danny-Getz-ekbvdk</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2020 19:38:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This week we have comedian &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/danny_getz"&gt;Danny Getz&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/6l2sc2YhQuwzV3wVdnD9mb"&gt;Feel Feelings podcast&lt;/a&gt;) and he'd like to know more about McDonaldland. As children of the 80s Glen and Jon are more than prepared to help him out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Journey with us now to fantastical land made mostly of meat people with questionable power dynamics.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
		<itunes:subtitle>This week we have comedian Danny Getz (Feel Feelings podcast) and he'd like to know more about McDonaldland. As children of the 80s Glen and Jon are more than prepared to help him out. Journey with us now to fantastical land made mostly of meat people with questionable power dynamics.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Classic: Super Mario Sunshine]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a Friday classic. We considered reuploading these in order, but Super Mario Sunshine is coming to the Switch as part of Mario's 35th anniversary, so we figured we'd ride this hype-wave all the way to glory and drop in this episode about neither of us ever played. Enjoy!</p>
]]></description>
			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Classic-Super-Mario-Sunshine-ek5h39</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2020 13:12:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We're back with a Friday classic. We considered reuploading these in order, but Super Mario Sunshine is coming to the Switch as part of Mario's 35th anniversary, so we figured we'd ride this hype-wave all the way to glory and drop in this episode about neither of us ever played. Enjoy!&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:40:20</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:image href="https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/8877483/4bcd0601ef7d5569.jpeg"/>
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		<itunes:subtitle>We're back with a Friday classic. We considered reuploading these in order, but Super Mario Sunshine is coming to the Switch as part of Mario's 35th anniversary, so we figured we'd ride this hype-wave all the way to glory and drop in this episode about neither of us ever played. Enjoy!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Seychelles]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week we learn about the island nation of Seychelles, but we didn't learn whether it was "Seychelles" or "The Seychelles".</p>
]]></description>
			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Seychelles-ek1182</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2020 17:51:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This week we learn about the island nation of Seychelles, but we didn't learn whether it was "Seychelles" or "The Seychelles".&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>This week we learn about the island nation of Seychelles, but we didn't learn whether it was "Seychelles" or "The Seychelles".</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Improvised Wikipedia Classic - Episode 1 Cardinals]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey! Starting today, we'll be posting NEW episodes on Tuesdays and CLASSIC episodes on Fridays. What better place to start than with Episode 1 - "Cardinals"</p>
<p>This was our first go at improvising a Wikipedia entry, and we had such a good time we're still doing it.</p>
<p>If you're wondering why we're doing this, it's a boring technical answer that has to do with the way we were hosting our files before switching to Anchor. Uploading nearly 100 episodes at once seemed like not the best solution, so we're adding them gradually, in order. In theory this will go on forever, because we'll be adding new episodes each week. Plus these episodes were recorded over two years ago, so even if you've heard every episode it might be fun to look back fondly on the old ones.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Improvised-Wikipedia-Classic---Episode-1-Cardinals-ejq8ta</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2020 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Hey! Starting today, we'll be posting NEW episodes on Tuesdays and CLASSIC episodes on Fridays. What better place to start than with Episode 1 - "Cardinals"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was our first go at improvising a Wikipedia entry, and we had such a good time we're still doing it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you're wondering why we're doing this, it's a boring technical answer that has to do with the way we were hosting our files before switching to Anchor. Uploading nearly 100 episodes at once seemed like not the best solution, so we're adding them gradually, in order. In theory this will go on forever, because we'll be adding new episodes each week. Plus these episodes were recorded over two years ago, so even if you've heard every episode it might be fun to look back fondly on the old ones.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[The Interstate Highway System (ft. Jiah Peck)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>What up with all these roads? Why are there no mountains anymore? Why can't we drive to Hawaii?</p>
<p>All these questions and more will be answered on this week's episode featuring Jiah Peck from the podcast Amusing Ourselves to Death that he hosts with past guest Justin Passino. Both Jon and Glen were recent guests on their show, so go check it out.</p>
]]></description>
			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/The-Interstate-Highway-System-ft--Jiah-Peck-ejltn1</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2020 14:25:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;What up with all these roads? Why are there no mountains anymore? Why can't we drive to Hawaii?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All these questions and more will be answered on this week's episode featuring Jiah Peck from the podcast Amusing Ourselves to Death that he hosts with past guest Justin Passino. Both Jon and Glen were recent guests on their show, so go check it out.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>What up with all these roads? Why are there no mountains anymore? Why can't we drive to Hawaii? All these questions and more will be answered on this week's episode featuring Jiah Peck from the podcast Amusing Ourselves to Death that he hosts with past guest Justin Passino. Both Jon and Glen were recent guests on their show, so go check it out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Witches]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a new season, a tweaked format, and returning guest Addyson Young!&nbsp;</p>
<p>What's up with witches though?</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2020 13:04:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We're back with a new season, a tweaked format, and returning guest Addyson Young!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What's up with witches though?&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:37:54</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>We're back with a new season, a tweaked format, and returning guest Addyson Young!&amp;nbsp; What's up with witches though?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[The U.S. Dollar]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s up with money though?</p>



<p>Friend of the show Leeanmerie Rouse drops in to give us the topic this week.</p>



<p>We&#8217;re still at home, and you should be too.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/The-U-S--Dollar-eja95r</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2020 02:44:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s up with money though?&lt;/p&gt;



&lt;p&gt;Friend of the show Leeanmerie Rouse drops in to give us the topic this week.&lt;/p&gt;



&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;re still at home, and you should be too.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:49:03</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>What&amp;#8217;s up with money though? Friend of the show Leeanmerie Rouse drops in to give us the topic this week. We&amp;#8217;re still at home, and you should be too.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pirates (ft. Christina Irene)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re on a boooooooat (metaphorically) in this one.<br><br>Apologies for the delay in episodes. We&#8217;ve been recording them but Glen has been slow to edit them because &#8220;the world is on fire&#8221; and he&#8217;s &#8220;sad&#8221;.<br><br>We&#8217;ll also be doing some live recordings you can tune into online, so follow us on Facebook to find out when that is.<br><br>Also please stay the fuck home. Wear a full fucking Spider-Man mask if you go outside. Wash your hands. Tell people you love them. Hold grudges. Do arts and crafts. Do weird video calls with your family.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Pirates-ft--Christina-Irene-eja95j</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2020 00:42:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;re on a boooooooat (metaphorically) in this one.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Apologies for the delay in episodes. We&amp;#8217;ve been recording them but Glen has been slow to edit them because &amp;#8220;the world is on fire&amp;#8221; and he&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8220;sad&amp;#8221;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We&amp;#8217;ll also be doing some live recordings you can tune into online, so follow us on Facebook to find out when that is.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also please stay the fuck home. Wear a full fucking Spider-Man mask if you go outside. Wash your hands. Tell people you love them. Hold grudges. Do arts and crafts. Do weird video calls with your family.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:50:01</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>We&amp;#8217;re on a boooooooat (metaphorically) in this one. Apologies for the delay in episodes. We&amp;#8217;ve been recording them but Glen has been slow to edit them because &amp;#8220;the world is on fire&amp;#8221; and he&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8220;sad&amp;#8221;. We&amp;#8217;ll also be doing some live recordings you can tune into online, so follow us on Facebook to find out when that is. Also please stay the fuck home. Wear a full fucking Spider-Man mask if you go outside. Wash your hands. Tell people you love them. Hold grudges. Do arts and crafts. Do weird video calls with your family.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rhythmic Gymnastics (ft. Addyson Teal)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Glen contends that all sports are bad, but we can all agree that this one sucks.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Rhythmic-Gymnastics-ft--Addyson-Teal-eja961</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2020 18:28:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Glen contends that all sports are bad, but we can all agree that this one sucks.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:52:29</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Glen contends that all sports are bad, but we can all agree that this one sucks.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Astrology (ugh)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Astrology is nothing but ya boys talk about it anyway because that&#8217;s how this dumb show works.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Astrology-ugh-eja964</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2020 03:28:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Astrology is nothing but ya boys talk about it anyway because that&amp;#8217;s how this dumb show works.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Astrology is nothing but ya boys talk about it anyway because that&amp;#8217;s how this dumb show works.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sponges]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh the hubris!<br><br>The boys talkin&#8217; about sponges. What is sponges? They squish. We know that.<br><br>Turtles love this little squish pods.<br><br>Sponges are coral that skipped leg day.<br><br>Sponges is nasty freaks.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Sponges-eja95q</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2020 03:34:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Oh the hubris!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The boys talkin&amp;#8217; about sponges. What is sponges? They squish. We know that.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Turtles love this little squish pods.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sponges are coral that skipped leg day.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sponges is nasty freaks.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:38:32</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Oh the hubris! The boys talkin&amp;#8217; about sponges. What is sponges? They squish. We know that. Turtles love this little squish pods. Sponges are coral that skipped leg day. Sponges is nasty freaks.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Speed Skating]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>A lot of Apolo Ohno talk on this one.</p>



<p>What if skating was Sonic the Hedgehog?</p>



<p>How good is Glen&#8217;s dad at ice skating really though?</p>



<p class="has-background has-pale-pink-background-color">Are Jon and Glen really contentious with each other in this one? You bet!</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/improvisedwikipedia/episodes/Speed-Skating-eja95g</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2020 04:42:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;A lot of Apolo Ohno talk on this one.&lt;/p&gt;



&lt;p&gt;What if skating was Sonic the Hedgehog?&lt;/p&gt;



&lt;p&gt;How good is Glen&amp;#8217;s dad at ice skating really though?&lt;/p&gt;



&lt;p class="has-background has-pale-pink-background-color"&gt;Are Jon and Glen really contentious with each other in this one? You bet!&lt;/p&gt;
</itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:duration>00:26:57</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:image href="https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/8877483/4bcd0601ef7d5569.jpeg"/>
		<itunes:subtitle>A lot of Apolo Ohno talk on this one. What if skating was Sonic the Hedgehog? How good is Glen&amp;#8217;s dad at ice skating really though? Are Jon and Glen really contentious with each other in this one? You bet!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Igloos]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-312" src="http://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-1024x768.jpg" alt="" width="780" height="585" srcset="https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-300x225.jpg 300w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-768x576.jpg 768w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-250x188.jpg 250w" sizes="(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px" /></p>
<p>Glen knows about igloos because of a weird book he read as a kid instead of going outside or making friends.</p>
<p>Jon has his feelings hurt because Glen doesn&#8217;t listen, but Glen doesn&#8217;t remember exactly what Jon was mad about because he wasn&#8217;t listening.</p>
<p>This is a very good suggy jest and a very bad Wikipedia page.</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2020 13:30:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-312" src="http://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-1024x768.jpg" alt="" width="780" height="585" srcset="https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-300x225.jpg 300w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-768x576.jpg 768w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IMG_3866-250x188.jpg 250w" sizes="(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Glen knows about igloos because of a weird book he read as a kid instead of going outside or making friends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jon has his feelings hurt because Glen doesn&amp;#8217;t listen, but Glen doesn&amp;#8217;t remember exactly what Jon was mad about because he wasn&amp;#8217;t listening.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a very good suggy jest and a very bad Wikipedia page.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:39:08</itunes:duration>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Glen knows about igloos because of a weird book he read as a kid instead of going outside or making friends. Jon has his feelings hurt because Glen doesn&amp;#8217;t listen, but Glen doesn&amp;#8217;t remember exactly what Jon was mad about because he wasn&amp;#8217;t listening. This is a very good suggy jest and a very bad Wikipedia page.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Golden Rectangle]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Golden-Rectangle-1024x576.png" alt="" width="780" height="439" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-307" srcset="https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Golden-Rectangle-1024x576.png 1024w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Golden-Rectangle-300x169.png 300w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Golden-Rectangle-768x432.png 768w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Golden-Rectangle-250x141.png 250w, https://improvisedwikipedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Golden-Rectangle.png 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px" /></p>
<p>What&#8217;s the best rectangle? Turns out we have very strong opinions. They&#8217;re wrong. But we have them.</p>
<p>Learn a math thing and also learn that we don&#8217;t know everything, but we do agree that Chris Gethard is a delight!</p>
<p>We also stumble across a great prank one of you could AND SHOULD DO to burn us.</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2020 02:33:20 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s the best rectangle? Turns out we have very strong opinions. They&amp;#8217;re wrong. But we have them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learn a math thing and also learn that we don&amp;#8217;t know everything, but we do agree that Chris Gethard is a delight!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We also stumble across a great prank one of you could AND SHOULD DO to burn us.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Epaulette Sharks]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Da fuk even are sharks tho?</p>
<p>Classic Jon and Glen not knowing things energy on this one, folks.</p>
<p>But man oh man, we somehow land on some facts.</p>
<p>Conner friggin loves sharks.</p>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 04:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Da fuk even are sharks tho?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Classic Jon and Glen not knowing things energy on this one, folks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But man oh man, we somehow land on some facts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Conner friggin loves sharks.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Da fuk even are sharks tho? Classic Jon and Glen not knowing things energy on this one, folks. But man oh man, we somehow land on some facts. Conner friggin loves sharks.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tupperware Live at the SteelStacks Improv Festival]]></title>
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<p>Jon and Glen returned to the SteelStacks Improv Festival, the PREMIERE east coast improvisation festival.</p>
<p>Did we cheat and use the same photo from last year&#8217;s festival because we didn&#8217;t get a picture this time? Sure.</p>
<p>Do we know everything there is to know about Tupperware and do a really good job relaying that information to an audience in a shorter-than-usual amount of time? Of course not.</p>
<p>Do we hold hands? Famously.</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2020 13:17:36 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Jon and Glen returned to the SteelStacks Improv Festival, the PREMIERE east coast improvisation festival.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Did we cheat and use the same photo from last year&amp;#8217;s festival because we didn&amp;#8217;t get a picture this time? Sure.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do we know everything there is to know about Tupperware and do a really good job relaying that information to an audience in a shorter-than-usual amount of time? Of course not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do we hold hands? Famously.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<itunes:subtitle>Jon and Glen returned to the SteelStacks Improv Festival, the PREMIERE east coast improvisation festival. Did we cheat and use the same photo from last year&amp;#8217;s festival because we didn&amp;#8217;t get a picture this time? Sure. Do we know everything there is to know about Tupperware and do a really good job relaying that information to an audience in a shorter-than-usual amount of time? Of course not. Do we hold hands? Famously.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>improv,improvisation,wikipedia,nonsense</itunes:keywords></item>
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