Into Your Head

Show 892: Let’s Normalise Briefcase Schoolbags For a Decade

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Neal wonders how Dougie Howser’s career would have gone with a face tattoo, advises on recognising a fake glasses and moustache, sets out the argument for rectangular coins, imagines how a King Charles Dog could wreck stamp collecting, explains why a spare bedroom can never be a spare surgery, advises on scrubbing your mouth, considers the impracticalities of a global tribe of cat owners, proposes a revolutionary ten year compulsory briefcases mandate for school children, recalls a delicious looking dog’s ear and more.

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Show 891: Why Crickets Don’t Sweat (If Crickets Don’t Sweat)

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 19 Aug 2026 07:01:00 +0000

Neal explores the delicate diplomacy of carrying a motorbike side car passenger, spends some time addressing the bee keepers in the audience, illustrates how a cat handles a passive aggressive bar man, advises on minimising your total lifetime camera exposure, wonders if dog whistles and cricket noises work the same way, makes the case for calling trouser legs sleeves, wonders if crickets sweat and why it doesn’t kill them, recalls a surprising wildlife experience triggered by Beavis and Butthead, carefully notes the spare room’s emergency coughing options, discovers an old bedside lamp worthy of Freddie Mercury, applies some common sense to baggy trouser design, bemoans the new expanded definition of literal, imagines how supermarkets police the lard aisle, makes the case for police audio mug shots and looks at why life is scary with a QR code on your vehicle, Last of the Summer Wine, vehicles that get mistaken for roadworks, tyres versus helmets, Little House on the Prairie, the trouble with dry herb labels, slow cookers, cling film on the barbeque and more.

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Show 890: Soliciting Your Reflection’s Approval

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 12:10:51 +0000

Neal dismantles an offensive myth surrounding Conan O’Brien’s head, thinks a little too much about reservoirs, ponders how to choose a kitchen sieve for your bathroom, recalls a memory of a horse’s head on a stick, offers wardrobe advice for news readers, asks why you’re still paying someone to touch your head and touches upon how to talk to your reflection, faces on cave paintings and Mr Men characters, the show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, why you’re ironing t-shirts you idiot, the spare head donation chain, seeing yourself through a taxi driver’s eyes, getting your sweaty palms read, catering for Toy Story’s maturing audience, Harry Potter’s on screen death and more.

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Show 889: Shallow as the Spoon on Your Swiss Army Knife

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 01 Aug 2026 07:00:00 +0000

Neal offers tips on scrubbing in for raw poultry prep, critiques the photography choices of the Andes cannibal plane crash survivors, imagines how a horse would fare in a school gymnasium, questions Switzerland’s branded pocket weaponry monopoly, goes over the perennial flying car branding problem, ditto the unsolved problem of dipped headlights in the air,, demands a correction to car seat terminology, recalls a time when writing involved drilling holes in furniture, asks which pocket you use for lit tobacco pipe storage, considers why baby Hitler hasn’t been killed yet, or has he, wonders if people de-tooth their dogs, explains why throwing a dog at you is never warranted, ponders greyhound track rabbit design and discusses muzzles in film, wearable wings for pilots, fast food wings, running in the corridor outdoors, putting office workers on a pedestal, Hannibal Lecter, baby Hitler versus a kitten and more.

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Show 888: When Should You Season Your Cat Food?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 22 Jul 2026 04:00:00 +0000

Neal questions the viability of musically gifted twins, wonders about pet bear taxidermy, shows how to guard against identify theft with your mind, warns about weaponised weather smalltalk, decides where a proposed World Highway should start, designs a more palatable alternative to Shrodinger’s experiment, compares France’s Eiffel Tower and Arc De Triomph with their Dublin counterparts, reveals the one situation when you might consider seasoning your cat food, advises on how to get the best out of your pharmacist, wonders if a reasonably intelligent dog can understand our postal system, provides a harmonica taster of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon, sets out the pros and cons of Bob Geldof and deals with fly on the wall murder documentaries, how to make your exercise equipment last forever, what to ask your alleged murderer, criminal calling cards, where the continent of Europe ends, The Weather Channel movie of the week, reusing house numbers, locating the sun, Radiohead’s Creep, Hansel and Gretel, The Brothers Grim, The Coen Brothers, The (arrogant) Righteous Brothers, how to insult a harmonising vocalist, The Proclaimers, bringing things back from America, The Boomtown Rats and more.

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Show 887: Walk the Four Minute Mile, Don’t Run It

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Neal makes the case for casting music to your unoccupied car, shows how to convince your plastic surgeon there’s something worth saving, asks if the bakers’s dozen is nonsense, wonders if there was any place for dogs in the Stone Age, casts an eye over your child’s igloo and sandcastle design, deconstructs the four minute mile, exposes the double life of cartoon dogs, goes over the history of travelling on wheels and looks at The Chuckle Brothers, The Chuckle Hounds, why the baker’s dozen is nonsense, what the meek have for breakfast, why you should carry a photo of your bank in case of emergency and more.

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Show 886: Twenty Years of Tripe (With an Asterix)

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 11:06:39 +0000

Neal marks the twentieth anniversary (with an asterix) of Into Your Head podcast, recalls the aardvark plumbing wars, warns against leaving a fan on for burglars, looks at whether a dog can walk itself on a leash, remembers with disgust trying rabbit lasagne, wonders what a boudoir of commerce is, takes the Moon down a peg or two, advises on what to do if you drop cash on the pavement, goes over the practicalities of multi course breakfasts, reviews the first Seasonal Affective Disorder case on Mars, tries to grasp neighbourhood tree boundary etiquette, ditto downstairs toilet bidet norms, changes his mind about mezzanine levels, speculates about whether Stephen King is forced to write double-space and looks at a dog’s rights in the civil courts, dog licensing versus TV licensing, the pitfalls of marking your banknotes, using an attic for parking, NASA’s mobile quarantine unit, the Angelus on TV, reinventing the take-out coffee, disease outbreaks in procedural dramas, the show Doc, swapping a astronaut out for one who looks the same, why cat burglars are called that, toy cat breeds, incorrect opinions about Dublin’s Georgian architecture, shorthand notepad sizes, refill pads, wasted space under a model railway table, underground trains versus rabbits, natural dog food with recognisable body parts, paw versus foot and more.

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Show 885: How to Synthesise a Blank Look

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Neal shares everything he knows about counting sheep, evaluates the modern hermit, wonders why office sitcoms exist, re-evaluates everything we know about dragons, finally understands why youngsters need emoticons, goes over a key difference between paper aeroplanes and paper ships, guesses at what archeologists do when they tire of digging, addresses people listening in dungeons, plots the next steps for a typing trillionaire, issues a start warning about wearing shoes, recalls an afternoon spent with security at a Toronto airport, reveals the one topic that makes his face itchy, makes the case for dog-faced commercial aircraft, asks if your weekend is proprietary information and looks at creating music on an office keyboard, Paul McCartney’s misery at having written Yesterday, a song that goes Inch by inch Row by row, a unique nativity play experience, an outbreak of fidgeting, about infinity pools and eternity pools, what happens after school bullies take your tablet, how to prevent handmedown clothes shame and more.

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Show 884: Misdemeanour Gang Tattoos And The Trolley Problem

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 23:00:00 +0000

Neal addresses the perennial question of whether sugar is a vegetable, asks if dogs can get spoken word ear worms from podcasts, flags a potential Kermit situation in the world of stop motion animation, recalls a hellish era when Irish adolescents couldn’t access music, advocates giving soup eaters a handicap, ponders life in a prison misdemeanours gang, looks at how to apply your crossword solving skills to real world problems, goes over the classic trolley problem with a local overlay, changes his own mind in real time about spaghetti hoops, explores what happens when a cat orders soy milk in a bar, compares the words Lidl and Aldi for usability, wonders how much of bathroom smartphone use is waiting to vomit, advises on what to say when asked if you’re living at home, recommends off-road shopping carts for Lidl Arklow, assesses where Shithead falls on the derogatory names scale, makes the argument against reusing first and second names, recalls unknowingly performing double entry bookkeeping at the same venue as Peter Gabriel era Genesis, recounts the first time hearing an American say herb, tries to count the guitar players in The Beatles, offers some advice for true crime fans, asks whether angst laden teens were better served by Dublin’s bench hogging poet or Radiohead’s Thom Yorke, exposes the dangers of getting a prolapsed rectum from public benches, assesses the ongoing reinvention of the bicycle and why the next step must be the wheel, uncovers a unappetising connection between trouser presses and french style baguettes and more.

MENTIONED – Catch Me If You Can: The True Story of a Real Fake
by Frank W. Abagnale, Stan Redding

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Show 883: The Argument Against Toothache

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 23:03:00 +0000

Neal explains the flight simulator windscreen wiper dilemma, bemoans the poor design of the human lower skull, wonders if it’s lawful for dogs to eat themselves, compares Schubert’s The Trout to Masterchef Junior, recalls early childhood experiences of cutlery and daisies, considers why you’d play pitch and putt on a full size golf simulator, frets about his motives for raising a hand in an RDS exam hall three decades ago, wonders why you’d start a city near a swamp, remembers Tiger Woods’ name surprisingly swiftly, links his childhood self image to Dublin’s old gasometer tanks, remembers Ian Dury and the Blockheads, pinpoints where cats fall on Abraham Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs and looks at how motorists bank their hill climbing progress, understanding the American prom experience through situation comedies, the AA, the other AA, the AAA, advice for procedural drama producers and quite a bit more.

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Show 882: Your Homing Pigeons Have Stockholm Syndrome

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 26 May 2026 07:01:00 +0000

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Show 881: Why Pet Snake Owners Are Like That

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 18 May 2026 23:00:00 +0000

#absurdist #humour #podcasts #Irish #comedypodcasts

Show 880: While Eggheads Sweat Over a Replica Paper Cup

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 11 May 2026 05:03:00 +0000

#absurdist #humour #podcasts #Irish #comedypodcasts

Show 879: Edible Cigarette Addiction and Other First World Problems

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:25:48 +0000

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Show 878: Freshers Week at the Finishing School

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:10:56 +0000

Neal takes the so-called grilled cheese sandwich down a peg or two, recommends a new way to use toothpaste, explains why it's someone else's turn to watch the news now, asks if not seeing the shark really makes it scarier, wonders how long you're going to live, sheds light on the higher power of convenience foods, assesses the outcome of last week's dog segment ban and discusses sugar stick assembly, how Cat and Barman meet in dreams, life before and after abandoning saucers, post-credits cinema meditation, waiting outside Downton Abbey for a visitor, horse edibility, pills versus peanuts, the trouble with exercise bicycling and tread-milling, spitting in private, applying butter in a vacuum, the International Space Station, Outposts on the Frontier by Jay Chladek, meat versus anatomy, Saddam Hussein's video messages, what happens if you discover oil while out walking, an accidental tile vandalism memory, hiding commuters underground, how bar segregation becomes infinitely compounded, vaping versus vaxing, what became of Kill Bill's killed Bill, transparent memo tubes in offices, Duel (1971) and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE - Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 with attribution: by Neal O’Carroll.

Show 876: Edible Cow Helmets FTW

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 04 Apr 2026 17:02:17 +0000

Neal explains how it's possible to be of sound mind yet not think about buffet breakfasts much despite your name being Buffet, and looks at the armpits of the leg world, the human trunk, the argument for smoking assistance dogs, toe stubbing advice for people just starting a family, TV gas safety commercials, why toe models worry too much, the inherent problem with shoe industry toe stubbing statistics, how edible helmets might help so-called mad cows, watching a field being built, contributing to a 1980s mural, hurling, tykes and louts, casual jackets, casualty jackets, the trouble with hand pockets, greed versus gluttony, Wall Street (1988) and more. As mentioned, INTO YOUR HEAD - LOW BITRATE EDITION can be found in Pod LP or followed in any other app: see IntoYourHead.ie/archive. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE - Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 with attribution: by Neal O’Carroll.

Show 875: Travelling With Your Pet in Stasis

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 27 Mar 2026 18:35:27 +0000

Neal reviews his list of helpful animal TV shows with surprising additions, illuminates the double life of the consultant surgeon, looks at the pros and cons of taking pets through Customs in stasis, explores pre-surgery bathing, considers how Australians feel about how we feel about their popular culture, reveals why he seldom speaks his own name on this show, explains why you must never cut your dog's tail off even when flying, exposes a possible synergy between end times preppers and amateur astronomers, remembers life in the second millennium and discusses the Coyote prey realism problem, the trouble with war games, Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir, childish medicine packaging, not sidewalks, breakdown rescue, dogs as bus branding, making discount mushy peas palatable, the dark history of frontal lobe lobotomies, why doctors shouldn't have books, bars of soap, an important note about Irish Spring, why your underground shelter needs a window, handling raw poultry and road runner meat, Quantum Leap, Michael Landon in Highway to Heaven, CSI Miami, CSI Kids, The Safety Dance in Grand Theft Auto, Phil Spector, Rolf Harris and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE - Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 with attribution: by Neal O’Carroll.

Show 874: You’re Nobody Without Opposable Thumbs, Supposedly

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 17 Mar 2026 08:47:32 +0000

Neal wonders how dog rehab works, goes over what happens when you leave hospital without clothes, documents a decades old fake cinema facade with which you might identify, recalls the last time he learned something (2003), asks if opposable thumbs are worth the trouble, issues a stark warning about your waste disposal contraption, clarifies how Lighthouse entrance halls work, considers how emergency services deal with prayer related accidents, ponders whether abolishing Limbo will embolden it and discusses the phrase TMI, the song Yer Old by Reef, your longevity as a far future listener on Archive dot org, how a dog might fall out of a car, salt water accidents on land, ER scissors extravagance, In the Name of the Father (1993), half of Queen plus Paul Rodgers, an American Idol host clarification, public buildings with no walls, old school Monopoly, how a well meaning dog struggles to mind it's own business, what US satellite radio can teach you about how to listen to this show and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll.

Show 873: Nonetheless Wiser

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 03 Mar 2026 19:47:35 +0000

Neal maps the future of the traditional white haired action villain, explains why governments would love to mandate toe typewriters, tries to describe a mysterious part of Dublin's city centre using Theoretical Physics, conjures a talking cat to explain the mechanics of speaking without vocal cords, defends Edwyn Collins’ incorrect inflexions in Addidas World, relates a defining childhood moment involving a very special word, worries about toilet brush design, proposes a unifying theory for the Terminator movies, illuminates the dark side of cartoon dogs, wonders how you go about decaffeinating something, relates how bread vans triggered an ambulance phobia, remembers when the name AA1 Aardvark used to mean something and looks at tastefully rebooting Die Hard, what cats hear when we say anti disestablish mentarianism (last time I used that word without breaks in it, it broke the feed), why dog beds are nonsense, The Ant and the Aardvark, why The Animals of Farthing Wood is unsuitable for children, Jellystone and other hideous cartoon reboots, a piece of student infrastructure resembling an ancient royal litter, fines for swearing in Demolition Man (1993), schooling in the twenty-second century, the surprising logistics of walking computers and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE - Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 with attribution: by Neal O’Carroll.

Show 872: How to Achieve Omnipresence by Sixty Five

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 25 Feb 2026 16:29:05 +0000

SLIGHTLY CRACKLY SOUND IN PLACES. Neal considers how to talk to your child about Devil Gate Drive, explains how the bow and arrow were the Dark Ages equivalent of a kid with glasses, reveals the best career to pursue for omnipresence, explores the logistics of being seen dead in an IKEA, celebrates his old dinosaur mirror's scientific endorsement and looks at a 1980s music warning label, tricycle tyre alchemy, life in a Dyson Sphere, Haley's Comet, Haley's father, The SuperVet (Channel 4 UK), off-camera unheard interviewers, Designated Survivor (Netflix), operating your two wheeled no legs dog, an unexpected advantage of noisy joints, the Ask Jeeves mascot, three hours stuck in a rail tunnel, rain from the heavens via space, societal attitudes to desserts, improving how you donate coffee to homeless citizens and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll.

Show 871: Bivouac in Industrial Fridge or Night in Lincoln Bedroom?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 16 Feb 2026 17:27:35 +0000

Neal addreses the perennial Kermit problem, exposes the diplomatic minefield of haunted White House guest rooms, sets out the considerable differences between smokers and cat owners, looks at the practicalities of camping and installing igloos in industrial fridge freezers and discusses cold brew coffee and beer, Pigs in Space, dogs in space, understanding space rockets, moving Lincoln's ghost, childhood fear of Dublin's Powerscourt Townhouse Shopping Centre, situation rooms, fictional West Wings, puppet body doubles, David Frost (RIP) body doubles, steamboats on vintage television, the White House property ladder, Rush Limbaugh and his nemesis The Pretenders, the trouble with Ryan Seacrest, remembering Regis Philbin's name, podcasts as background noise (No), reinventing fireplace TV channels, washing machines versus submarines, finally outdoing his Virtual Toast Rack invention, the designated non pizza eater and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE - Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 with attribution: by Neal O’Carroll.

Show 870: Are You Not Not Not Not Unentertained?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 03 Feb 2026 18:13:15 +0000

Neal critiques Superman's flying and rescue techniques, offers strategies for baby bird flying lessons, wonders how slaves got promoted to gladiators, looks at how Hollywood's need for PG certs curtailed snack design, considers communion wafer strategies, uncovers what coin operated toy cars quietly taught us, shares his special use for double yellow lines as a vision impaired pedestrian, contemplates working with Robert de Niro while he's a boxer and discusses watching things ironically, the trouble with Gladiator 2 (2024), making the best of your reformed drug dealer cyclist community service, harmless American punk, planning a life as a monk in your reincarnation schedule, Nick Cave's Gladiator 2 treatment, making the alphabet infinite, how sponges can transform your life, what happened during the show's seven year interlude, the recreational diarrhoea medicine abuse craze, Wonka (2023), The Colosseum, songs of The Sex Pistols, punk hairstyle digital comeback and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE - Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 with attribution: by Neal O’Carroll.

Show 869: Commuting to an Island on a Lake on an Island on a Lake

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 20 Jan 2026 18:08:54 +0000

Neal comes to some realisations about Metallica and Chevy Chase, goes over a personal experiment involving TikTok, reveals the most depressing movie ending ever and looks at snuff film inception levels, manual sneezing, why cheese is wasted as a breakfast item, Catch 22, Nazi style burning of audiobooks, life on an island on a lake on an island on a lake, mistaking Community for Fraggle Rock, bouncers at the gates of the trachea, Syd Barrett and quite a bit more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll.

Show 868: Like Fanta But From a Dog

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 16:32:14 +0000

Neal considers a particularly violent fruit, raw milk enthusiasts, Mercury retrograde versus holy water, an appalling game called Punch Buggy, Steve Martin's several careers, George Formby grill and discography, salmon weirdness in the education system, Fionn McCumhaill and the mythological salmon of knowledge, a week of leaks, breakages and cat death, the case for reinventing the wheel, why coffee cups don't have windows, Fanta but from a dog, why we evolved to not drink all the water, eau de toilette, listening in a coma, cat milk versus cat's milk, the Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen pairing, fish-like aliens on Star Trek, Ferengi, Scampi, fudge in confectionery, fudges in international diplomacy, using time travel to prevent smoking, pre-smoked meats versus unsmoked tobacco, does your dog think you're a potato and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head episodes and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll.

Show 867: Beyond Here Be Dragons, Signed The Colonel

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 14:58:23 +0000

Apologies for more muffled voice than usual, due to minor mouthal injury. Neal staunchly defends the business practices of J. Wellington Wimpy, explains why your dog would prefer you didn't drink from puddles, uncovers parallels between The Truman Show (1998) and Elvis Presley, looks at parking arrangements on car ferries, reveals his childhood cordory trouser hack and discusses full length front car seats, emperors getting new clothes, choose your own adventure books, the future of half man half robot bus drivers, colonels versus kernals, dog catchers, TV license inspections, how potato crisps work, a recipie for fried eggs and banana, why McDonald's stopped counting hamburgers served and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll. In the far future? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head episodes and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org.

Show 866: The Impenetrable 3D Chess of Punching Down Through a Sunroof

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 17 Dec 2025 15:22:21 +0000

In a movie length episode Neal assesses Warren Buffet's breakfast habits, wonders if lickable screens could take some workload off his dying retinas, belatedly learns what RV stands for, considers the feasibility of working from home in a jungle, looks at regulating child operated lemonade stands, begrudges right handed touch typists, explains how TV procedural drama mavericks are kept in check and discusses apprehending a criminal via their car sunroof, why the clock face directions system is not fit for purpose, how dogs issue non verbal warnings, cathedral basements, Filene's basement, placing house boat owners on a pedestal, the alarming disappearance of Kittensoft brand toilet paper, Morse Code, mock MENSA IQ tests, the man who failed to eat his dog, monster truck events in sit-coms, travel protocols and admin on Criminal Minds, typing the letter W, how bespoke prairie wagons appear mass produced, how the Kellogg brothers named cereals, quad bikes on the show I Shouldn't Be Alive, Woodstock versus other Woodstocks, boat houses versus house boats and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll. In the far future? Feed broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head and Matchstick Cats episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 865: Just Fill Up On Nonsense

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 03 Dec 2025 16:31:22 +0000

Despite some sub par sound quality in parts, Neal proposes an innovative Star Trek spin off, wonders if dogs are powered by four legs or two, disambiguates Whoopee! comic, whoopee cushions and Whoopi Goldberg, considers the natural resting state for a human hand, demystifies the traditional motor funeral cortege, makes the surprising case for transparent mains sewage pipes, uncovers the strange logistics of Ash Wednesday following Pancake Tuesday in 1980s Ireland, ponders the feasibility of allowing ghosts access night classes, reveals why your cat will not thank you for cream in a non dairy beverage, uncovers the surprising liability risks of in-store perfume sampling and discusses why dogs urinate, life before soap, how tea is made, his home's changing cat to human ratio, Chumbawamba, songs about legs, Right Said Fred, ZZ Top, Led Zeppelin's rainy day album, defining woodwork, how to give your address, Eircodes, the realities of flying cars, joke shops, Ghost (1990), Sister Act (1992), elephant glass, Toronto's CN tower, the phrase throwing up in your mouth a little, how to fairly charge a talking cat for tap water in a bar, using de rigueur in casual conversation, how storytelling fell into the control of elitists, Gnid and Enid Blyton and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll. In the far future? Feed broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head and Matchstick Cats episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 864: The Label Literal Monster Created in Frankenstein’s Lab Carries Baggage

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 18:58:38 +0000

Neal examines the logistics of running away to join a circus, wonders how Einstein adapted to American breakfasts, considers the sociology of onster communes, creates a case study in witness memory unreliability, compares your cat cam with the Mars Curiosity Rover, opens up about the next step in his twenty years of harmonica growth and discusses standing up to hydration shaming, things to consider if you're offered a trip in a lifeboat, how cats reset after a house move, what this podcast can't provide for your child, a Netflix to VHS pipeline, wrapping your lunch in sheet metal, politeness on cheques, psychic detectives, Starbucking (2006), circus branch networks, a Now 16 album update, handling dry ice, geometry of a dog, anatomy of a coffee table, dimensionality of a double cassette album,Frankenstein related branding problem, amplifying a cat in the jungle, caffeination on planes, how co-pllots gain experience, toy dogs and pageants, Paddy versus Patty, Schrödinger the lunatic, parrots versus AI for podcast cloning, fond memories of failing Chemistry, dry ice versus freezer burn, a new era for the harmonica element of the show, The Long Walk by Stephen King (writing as Richard Bachman), swimming like a cross continent sprinter, Forest Gump (1994), adapting am-dram theatre licensing to podcasting and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest episodes are now on the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 863: The Pelican Brie is Not a Typo

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 11 Nov 2025 17:43:48 +0000

Neal reluctantly calls for a boycott of mezzanine levels, reveals what microchip factories can teach us about mouths, vigorously defends those who call human children kids, recalls a disturbing scene from Family Guy, outlines how death row equipment could be better used in headphone design, previews your Meals on Wheels years and discusses an Inception theory of music radio, disposable one-a-day wireless earphones, Toyota's cat litter warning light, standing desks and the people who use them, the mysterious process of flossing, milk from a Milton bottle, pockets for dogs, Family Guy versus Air Crash Investigation, Sully's formative years, crop dusters, peanuts as wages, posing with a Connemara pony, when car interiors were sacred, black and white cat photography, instant camera mysteries, the case for black printer paper, managing permanent hat hair, why marketeers are looking into your mouth, Sonny Bono and / or Ike Turner, Groundhog Day, squirrels on the national curriculum, a school tour to nowhere, Winter Solstice at Newgrange, a school visit to a brewery, regulating dopamine use by content creators, Boston Legal and Fringe on the Boston skyline, hoping Boston hasn't changed, the reverse mortgage of podcast segments and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest episodes are now on the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 862: Very Little of This is Your Cat’s Fault

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 26 Oct 2025 18:59:55 +0000

In a movie length episode Neal considers decomissioning panic rooms, why hotwiring might be a myth, how Mother Nature downgrades caterpillars, spaceship exteriors, why modern ensuites are more secure, rethinking grout, The Adjustment Bureau (2011), Philip K Dick, life in a black hole, a new bottle tops regime, landfills and airspace, silage around the world, phasing out the M word, how to walk partially around a block, personal height news, a crane's eye view of your feet, communal beer pitchers, hotpress home brew, why beer is wasted on children, panic room design terminology, road maps with air traffic overlays, your podcast nutrition regime, handbaskets, hangbaskets, flash freezing furniture mysteries and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest episodes are now on the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 861: Are Cartoon Eyeballs Incubating the Next Pandemic?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 18:46:41 +0000

Neal looks at life lessons from the egg and spoon race, making sense of ninjas, lunatics illicitely climbing cranes, true mouth to mouth broadcasting, fostering a culture of elevator hitchhiking, built-in guitars, dishwashing at mass, harmonica terminology, Now That's What I Call Music 16, the trouble with cartoon eyes, why an accidental dog hero is not a hero, what you're missing about pockets, podcasts that talk literal shit, Trading Places (1983), Russia's Space Ark, reinventing Sunday school, coptic sunroofs, pasta in the morning and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest episodes are now on the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 860: How to be Happy for People Who Enjoy This

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 13 Sep 2025 09:20:30 +0000

Neal reminisces on how a terrifying boiler house was once serene, traces the suprising number of life stages that come after old age, considers leaving your mind to science without donating your brain, makes the argument for cryogencially freezing kitchen waste and discusses hacking overnight toilet breaks for better caffeination, how Einstein's maths addiction might have escalated, how one simple chair could transform your home life, how one sophisticated chair could transform Kill Bill Volume II (2004), some Cat Inter Estate Super Highway Wall news from the old neighbourhood, explaining toilets to future historians, being an OCD surgeon before hygiene was discovered, equipping Roal Dahl's garden shed and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest episodes are now on the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 859: Is Your Only Child Corrupting Your Only Dog?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 25 Aug 2025 17:25:30 +0000

In a feature length episode Neal defends his pronunciation of typer writer, talks you through waking up on an operating table, shows how an only child leads an only dog astray, scrutinises the practicalities of turning the other cheek, explains how your miniaturised cat experiments are driving friends away, advises on cat dialogue for screenwriters, reinvents the Apple 1 and discusses making mistakes on typewriters, living in a giant replica of your own home, Downsized (2017), Britpop songs about solvent abuse, Falling Down (1993), JRR Tolkien, JR Tolkien, world war one nomenclature, why the dentist is more fun than you remember, car halves welded together, where Ireland houses endangered species and heads of state, how three dragons ran for Ireland's presidency, toy radios, ice cream van theories, rabies on the dog spectrum, phobia treatments, internal iron lungs, the third coming of Iceland, car manuals versus ark instructions, nursing homes for podcasters, what fire hydrants are for, memories of not being taught Civics, what happens to people to make them appreciate Shakespeare, Heathcliffs and Pips in popular culture and quite a bit more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest episodes are now on the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 858: Elite Special Forces Bin Collection

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 05 Aug 2025 16:26:56 +0000

Neal ponders the practicalities of being Greek god of thunder, reveals why air crash survivor guilt is a good thing, worries about your supermarket trolley deposit, explains what palaeonthologists and NASA could learn from Winston Churchill and discusses the true meaning of last meals on death row, screaming on roller coasters, hedge trimming beside live power lines from a helicoptor, tuning forks, harmonica progress, Dame Vera Lynne, oldtime anarchic BBC radio comedy, dog evolution, a childhood memory of impressive police notetaking, milk rounds in the 2020s, elite special forces bin lorries, biblical pillars of salt, your first day as a billionaire, life in a bookcase, why small confectionery items should not be called bites, hydration versus lubrication, reinventing quarries, living in a shed and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest episodes are now on the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 857: Lucky Bags and Death at the Bodega

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 28 Jul 2025 11:54:11 +0000

Neal grudgingly gives a dog some credit, issues a stark warning about video game points, considers the reported last words of Mother Teresa, prescribes a mental workout involving your bathroom window, recalls a true childhood tale of lucky bags and death at the sweet shop and discusses predictable circus routes, a 1974 Twin Towers tightrope walk, winning the lottery at birth, poker faces on Star Trek, unwarranted pokers in the home, Peter Gabriel's Don't Give Up with Kate Bush, Metallica's post rehab documentary, the relative melodies of Guns 'n' Roses, first time parents at school gates, sports helmets, your post Covid return to the office, clock-in technique, blinkers for office workers, Queen's Was It All Worth It, why magicians use saws, biblical leprosy and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest episodes are now on the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 856: Why Signatures Should be Assigned at Birth

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 17 Jul 2025 17:51:05 +0000

Neal makes the case for government assigned signatures for new borns, considers how sitcom kids have become so sophisticated, explains his virtual toast rack invention and how it relates to Mary Poppins and discusses making a raw chicken asthetically pleasing, turning a parking space into a home, ordering fruit juices with an extra shot, a decade of avocado misinformation, compulsory u-turns and Margaret Thatcher, The Nine O'Clock News, Not the Nine O'Clock News, reaching Nirvana, The world of The Truman Show (1998) versus the South Pole, waking up in a Pink Floyd album cover, childhood abatoir memories and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact NEW - ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest shows have moved to the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 855: Your Cat’s Bar Tab and the Law

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 09 Jul 2025 17:39:41 +0000

Neal discusses Smurfs versus Avatar, explaining ball point pens to a cat, the argument against Meccano, early childhood memories: were those nurses or aliens, hand-me-down Lego management, raising children in a void, Lego Batman, listening in July, the man who made North Korea boring, watching with your ears, the future of home decor, the nation's luckiest KFC, where gravy belongs, true crime fans, a crematorium crime documentary, handling a sick puppy, a criminal's vomit proxy, vomit as a calling card, Rubiks Cube ethics, crosswords with multiple correct answers, anatomy of a Rubiks Cube, buying half a Titanic in bulk, Yacht Rock, hospitality vocabulary, bar tab legalities for cats, saliva-based hygiene and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact NEW - ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest shows have moved to the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 854: The Miming Submariner’s Post Apocalypse Raincheck

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 23 Jun 2025 09:06:18 +0000

Neal discusses how to eat a spring roll, cuckoo clock apartments, how many cats an ark needs, how the Mona Lisa ended up like that, lubricated uphostery, Mr Crow from Wandarly Wagon, where America should house your national TV archive, an unfortunate first impression of Philadelphia, Mountain Dew versus stout, pelicans, puffins and penguins, saying no to Star Wars, Skellig Michael island in Star Wars, a Lego airport, why Star Trek is acceptable, miming in a prison yard, life on a submarine ark, air free tyres and footballs, a reason not to give kids their ball back, how useful is a swimming dog, the traditional ship’s cat, a failed attempt to own bespoke furniture, the truth about LIdl's renovation cycle, dog owners who claim to feed them chocolate, macho female cats, drinking candy, washing up liquid versus recycled urine versus hot sauce and more. CONTACT THE SHOW - Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact NEW - ARCHIVES FEED: Old shows have recently moved to the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Suggested atttribution: By Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 853: One Simple Lie to Bring Out the Best in Your Doctor

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 01 Jun 2025 18:10:59 +0000

Neal discusses whether dogs are cultural appropriators, why Dracula is science fiction, building a house inside a barn, theme park castles, pet spiders, TV dramas The Sullivans, House MD and The Good Doctor, foot deodorant, one simple lie that can bring out the best in your doctor. dog mergers, I Shouldn't Be Alive - S04 E07: Alone in the Amazon, Inception (2010), injurious talcum powder, Little Plum (comic strip - The Beano), why The Godfather Part III (1990) is fine, understanding burglers and dogs, animal entrapment and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact NEW - ARCHIVES FEED: Oldest shows have moved to the archives feed. There's also a low bitrate edition - For all feeds and archives see IntoYourHead.ie/Archive LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 852: Clockwork Orange Treatment for Potholers?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 27 May 2025 12:43:03 +0000

Neal discusses having something in common with Dan Rather, sidewinder glass lengths, the Mandela Effect on Special K cereal, a memorable brush with law enforcement, one person operated toilets, finding sponsors for death sports, recreational scratching, a special sponge, remembering an old urination segment, the trouble with wheelbarrows, Hamburger Helper, back seat configurations, a new kind of tooth gap, why flying car owners are going to hate us all, why you may have to choose betwen potholing and the Clockwork Orange treatment, potholing versus coalmining, the respecful way to serve a meat pie and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. ILICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O'Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 851: The Keyboardist, the Judge and the Stenographer

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 18 May 2025 08:21:18 +0000

Neal discusses demystifying Road Runners and Coyotes, a very bad use of a Maigret paperback, saving a Genesis keyboarist from jury duty, court stenographers versus keyboard players, flying baggage trucks and beyond, commuting on part of Ernest Shackleton's Polar route, Indian Saints who don't eat, pressures that come with switchng to cordials, driving in a cul-de-sac, looped video GIF labels on dashboards buttons, an unlamented childhood bicycle, red rock backdrops, wondering about tuna size, Heston Blumenthol's peas, bussing in Boston, in defence of lifelong non-flyers, oldschool business letters, palacial banks and inward facing malls, dumping fuel on a swimmer, the case for dummy controls on every airline seat, why wheels are natural, pelican verse, life at a polar science base, walking in high winds or zero atmosphere, inadvertently anticipating a 199th birthday, transmitting messages to the future, Back to the Future Part III (1990), a prime example of the pefect segment, admiring the French word for usable, a year-long school screening of Mississippi Burning (1988), atlas bleedthrough, the proposed global highway, podcasters who think they're Aerosmith, dealing with Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi, The Faces and their faces, whether Spinal Tap always looked like that and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 850: You’re Going to Love How You Look When You’re Drinking This

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 12 May 2025 16:58:02 +0000

Neal adds some colour to the parable of the boy who cried wolf, wonders what it's like to run a combine harvester, tears the so-called leaping Salmon down a peg, reinvents cut-out activities in children's comics, highlights one job missing from every school careers day and considers cave based wardrobe design, mouth based cave design, unsatisfying tree houses, whether soup is eaten or drunk, flying fishing boats, roots and foundations, letting your AI assistant clean your brain, how tow paths helped scouts discover knots, the case for amphibious bicycles, how Star Trek ruined the traditional Two Cats Walk into a Bar story, loops on TikTok, how Roy Orbison cried wolf and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. NEW - EBOOK: - A Selection of Original Modern Nonsense Verse by Neal O'Carroll - free at IntoYourHead.ie/Vanity LOW BITRATE EDITION: For the lightweight alt feed of this show for the bandwidth impaired, see IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Insta or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 849: Back to the Living Room Before It’s Too Late

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 03 May 2025 14:53:55 +0000

Neal “remembers” a twenty minute nuclear catastrophe on Ireland’s east coast, compares your cat to an anthropomophic Mars rover, invents the virtual hotel room, probably fails to change your mind about backpacks on trams, recounts his unique challenges as a teenage Queen collector and discusses library sandwich inhalation memories, Owls on Napster, understanding dog whistles. a terrifying bucket, movie “The Walk” (2015), sheet music for whistlers, virtual whistling, earworms in the animal community, how dogs get earworms, life as a non whistler, sheet music for whistlers, skiffle orchesras, briefcase kids, how train windows predict the future, partialy defending earphone non-use, logistics of using Irish government issued iodine tablets, whether Dublin’s Anna Livia radio once did a War of the Worlds style nuclear drama, skiffle bands in space, vacuum cleaners in space, Mother Nature’s human diamond turducken, a very good reason to get back to the living room, maximising your podcast listening without risking electrocution, a plagiarism prevention safeguard, Nicholas Parsons and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: There's now a lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 848: Nobody is Impressed by your Dog Befriending Skills

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 19 Apr 2025 12:49:48 +0000

Neal discusses the logistiics of handling raw chicken on bathroom visits, an experiment for your next ATM visit, workplace pneumatic tube messaging etiquette, an AI veterinary assistant versus a talking dog, a carpet-based vacation concept, improving your child’s scream accuracy, getting bitten at a sleepover, vinyl records, vinyl floor-covering, a urinal advisory for Dublin’s Blackrock Shopping Centre, this podcast in the newspapers, what replaced the dodo, making messenger birds less messy, queues versus dotted lines, a dog mismeasuring speed, navigating a whale’s insides, healing a whale from within, ancient bile medicine, CD changers versus coal cellers versus car doors, a partial defence of dogs and bats, opposite Columbus mnemonics for US kids, the Nordic Noir crime dramaas craze, Bang Bang and other street characters of Dublin’s past, U2 versus Aslan, Scooby Doo reboots and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: There's now a lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 847: Going Nowhere Slowly

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 06 Apr 2025 13:27:33 +0000

Neal discusses beaches spontaneously turning to concrete, a parent's head replacement disclosure dilemna, a busman's holiday in jail, the case for going nowhere slowly, alien visitor respitory concerns, home expansion slot systems, garage modules, attic rooms, defining a shed, beech house owners, parental supervision from a beach-adjacent mountain, billionairre hot air balloon bouncing, dark times on children's TV shows, Record Breakers (BBC), Roy Castle, Roy Castle, Norris and Ross McWhirter, owning headphones in prison , memorable childhood insect death, recognising a power washer, flood cleanup sock confidence, the gap between sea and space, airship interior mysteries, orvilles, space boats and the horizon, how sand insects outwit humans in fights, selling cigarettes to a cat for editorial balance, choosing cigarettes for visiting dignitaries in 2025, a cat reveals Pope Benedict Emeritus XI's cigarette branding fandom and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: There's now a lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 846: Not Too Many Ems On The Outside

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 19 Mar 2025 15:07:59 +0000

Neal EXPOSES how motorists are disappearing in a secret holding pattern, MAKES the case for appetisers for a better drip feed regime, EXPLAINS how things that skip generations are never lost, SHOWS how statues of rubber things can demolish boundaries, DEVELOPS a new folding building bricklaying technique in real time, RECALLS a decade watching a boat grow in a driveway and DISCUSSES listener dog segment consumption notes, emergency landings on Street Cleaning Night, life behind your unopend eyelids, mapping a closed fridge, shameful mathematician verbal habits, the condition Boy Scout Neck, the post knot era, wireless charging versus childrearing. an unexpected song from the musicals, rescuing harmonicas, tandem design, brick design, Muppet helmet design, cloning the historic Bray Town Hall McDonalds, selling your regenerated body double, how architects work, helmet design for animal Muppets and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: There's now a lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 845: Boogeyman’s Grand Day Out

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 06 Mar 2025 18:35:07 +0000

Neal offers fresh advice to parents on handling the Boogeyman. explains our primitave plateware to far future listeners, wonders why nobody talks about obelixes, argues against walking to school and discussea the wrong way to arrive at your new school, liquid desserts for visiting dignitaries, growing wheat in city streets, a disappointing school shop, The Hardy Boys and their vehicles, travel logistics on Criminal Minds, iron lungs, Joe Rogan's sensory deprivation tank, Nick Cave's alternative Gladiator II, Naylor's Cove (public baths ruins off Bray Head, County Wicklow), ancient aliens bearing chocolate gifts and more. Book mentioned: To School Through the Fields: An Irish Country Childhood by Alice Taylor. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: There's now a lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 844: Navigating Self Facing Voodoo Doll Feedback Loops

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 25 Feb 2025 13:09:09 +0000

Neal reveals how ducks prevented him settling in the US, uncovers your treadmill cat's OCD hell, closes in on the surprising identity of the oligarchs of knitting, offers practical advice on self facing voodoo doll feedback loops for your active retirement, remembers The Onion print edition and discusses the sick, sick world of wireless earphones, actuaries and the Mandela Effect, fresh thinking on bus basements, taking too long to choose a hobby, a career in head stitching, Irish folklore's Fionn Mac Cumhaill and the Salmon of Knowledge, the trouble with asking yourself a question, the book I am a Strange Loop by Douglas Hofstadter, the childhood bear hoax, actuary snobbery, pre wired garments, a spontaneous dog, a bootlegging cat, air conditioning versus guns, navigating American multi layered doors, childhood paper rounds on sitcoms and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: There's now a lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 843: Your Own Personal Ice Age

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 12 Feb 2025 10:52:54 +0000

In a packed hour, Neal discusses work life balance in the American Wild West, making Spielberg's Duel (1971) on an even lower budget, unexplained generational gaps in the wasp community, a simple device that could inadvertently cause you to speak in tongues, why we celebrate cistern noises, vomiting for the privileged, a one size fits all argument for reviving dead languages and people, how to outrun a car, Moses baskets, an international standard system for asking strangers how they are, breakfast and tourism in the American wild west, educational podcasts and brown bread, understanding porridge people, recycling body fat, a branding experiment for wrestling producers, the case fpr audio only concert tickets, the first word ever created, arbitrary dictionary sizes, how to choose a page randomly, trouble with learning a word a day, understanding strangers' accents in the Wild West, whiskey in the pre rocks era, saying dog without a tonsillectomy, a childhood doctor doppleganger of veteran newscaster Charles Mitchell, remembering town centres, a Saint Bernard dog, Bob Newhart and 1990s in-flight entertainment, childhood memories purchasing Butcher's tongue, privacy issues in a language laboratory, why kids are shunning earphones on public transport, early 1980s Thomastown in County Kilkenny, lighting the inside of a mouth and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: There's now a lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 842: We Need to Talk About Your Dead Arm

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 27 Jan 2025 21:16:29 +0000

Neal recreates some special moments from the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert. advises on talking to adults about your dead arm, wonders if you should add blood to your hydration regime, provides an overview of the human-dog-dinosaur societal overlay structure and discusses wardrobe culture, smalltalk in the information age, standout past wardrobes, a surprising life lesson from Breaking Bad, slow readers, slow watchers, Bill Hicks versus Denis Leary, boxing style weigh-ins for firefighters, George Michael, Robbie Williams, not Robin Williams, rules for calling yourself Robert, why dinosaur burial sites are not sacred, who stands to gain from reclassifying Pluto and Brontosauri, seeing Red Bull for the first time, men on TV swallowing pills, bonsai aliens, branding problems for Pluto, dumb dogs of Disney, cartoons in Andromeda, why the modern dog is a sell out, Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds, how nineties kids navigated their first rave and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: A new lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 841: Getting to the Creek

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 20 Jan 2025 19:01:44 +0000

Neal considers insect consumption norms, identifies a new actor level below extras, exposes a town with a landmark brown stain, confuses the movies Stand by Me and Sleepers, remembers TV’s greatest sketch show: classic Sesame Street, invents a self policing public toilet cleanliness system and discusses introducing city kids to rivers and creeks, mixed messaging from a Schwartzenegger branded fly, walking school buses, why you incorrectly think you were home schooled, underground toilet memories, anti salt waiters in popular culture, igniting your gas hob with piped fire, geographic limits on warehouse sizes, listener concerns about warehouse toilets, getting to the creek, Mr Men book and TV franchise, logistics of recordibg a talking torso, shit creek without a paddle, one person operated motorbikes versus push and pull trains and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: A new lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 840: Omnidirectional Optic Nerves and Your Dog

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 14 Jan 2025 20:40:19 +0000

Neal reinvents the ensuite and consequently food ingredients labelling, evaluates modern prodding techniques, changes your mind about ghost trains and Microsoft Windows Paint, evaluates a possible alternative history of Mars, composes a special experiment for tourist excursion helicoptor pilots, tries to recall the name Andy Kauffman and the song I've Been to Paradise but I've Never Been to Me and disucusses seating arrangements in US classroom dramas, the justfication for third party forewords, passive international election observer dogs, tracking your child's astronomy career, the show TAXI, your mouth’s overflow system, impulse buys for people who like shopping lists, disposable thoughts, sight tests for dogs, a vending machine for soundwaves, monitors in TV emergency wards, latin in medicine and gardening, continuity issues, a virtual armchair and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: A new lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 839: The January Test

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 06 Jan 2025 13:14:22 +0000

Neal reveals what every flightless bird knows, considers the surprising pros and cons of chopsticks and cutlery, administers a very special listener test, assesses the opportunities for carving pork as a McDonald's customer and discusses demanding more from our fingernails, a trio of Tom Hanks characters, how offices outgrow the alphabet, a land mass with windows, Hitler-related time travel ethics, 2010 as a baseline, advice for HR staff handling the conseqeunces of the opening segment, renting a VCR, renting a television, how stone beaches stabilise property markets, typing on a microwave, two wrong ways to ingest liquid nitrogen, life before standard wheelie bins and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact LOW BITRATE EDITION:A lightweight alternative feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS - on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site: Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 838: An Insom Maniacal Christmas

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 25 Dec 2024 05:10:00 +0000

In a Christmas Day episode not for younger ears, Neal discusses identifying insects by smell, tag teaming citrus fruits, declaring dead weight at Customs, why ripping out entrails is a non violent act, what you Australians demand of Santa, watching Star Trek: The Next Generation in black and white, margarine related TV repair memories, the trouble with police drama finales, why TV won’t let you just enjoy a plane crash, December in other hemispheres, sleigh driver regulation, the argument against relief pilots on long haul, how crosswords could make air travel safer, cats in cockpits, WWF tag team The Natural Disasters, walking the earth on other planets and more. CONTACT THE SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: A new lightweight alt feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS: On YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site - See IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 837: Experimenting with Speed

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 16 Dec 2024 20:07:05 +0000

Neal proposes a thought exercise for listeners in traffic, identifies a new use for the top of your head, explains how to listen via medical stethescope, diagnoses his audience with a phobia of bodily noises including speach and discusses Nick Cave's Harry Potter exposure, why fire brigades study age-related temperal anomolies, how to make a K Pop band, understanding binary traffic lights, McCauley Kulkin's former self, the conscious self in a nutshell, a weird US TV bandleader, experimenting with speed, proving to your toddler that you're not a giant, plumbers in binary pairs, rotating your internal crops, vomit fridge etiquette, seeking and receiving approval from Dropbox and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LOW BITRATE EDITION: A lightweight alternative feed of Into Your Head for the bandwidth impaired - See IntoYourHead.ie/Low. INTO YOUR HEAD SHORTS - on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or on site: Go to IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 836: Wasp Fiction

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 02 Dec 2024 19:32:26 +0000

Neal sets out his one big problem with both Radiohead and Gilbert O'Sullivan, makes the case for traceable dog food, maps out the next evolutionary step for handwriting and discusses experimental wasp fiction, life in a hundred year old choir, chairs on trains, an innovative way to use the word Christmas, how to tell if Roy Orbison is dead, Jive Bunny, dropping dead of a car crash, page-a-day books in museums, when to stop learning, the trouble with seeing your favourite orchestra on tour, a promise to any listener who starts a choir podcast, different signatures for work and home, burglar dogs, dog prison uniforms, cow-related office work, deadstock, washing raw chicken in other jurisdictions and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 835: Bippily Blippily Bop

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 17:27:46 +0000

Neal corrects the listener's delusions about auto pilot, illustrates the differences betwen humanoid cats and Edward Scissorhands and discusses the anatomy of a commercial earworm, understanding you Americans and your Spring Break, how songwriters think, appreciating instant mashed potato, what a thousand cavemen can achieve without typewriters, the life expectancy of a harmonica, Stevie Wonder's name change, token tamborine use, workplaces that can't sustain a mad drummer, choosing your dog size, securing the food chain against dogs, Madonna's cartoon versus Bucks Fizz's Land of Make Believe, an unintended Guiness Odlums Flour crossover and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 834: Your Pharmacy Advent Calendar is Leaking

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 15 Nov 2024 20:22:55 +0000

Neal reveals what it would take for him to name a fourth cat after a UN Secretary General, recalls the one comic book in every Christian Brothers School library and discusses Neighbourhood Watch mythology, dog anomolies on Bray Head, learning Irish by projection, things legally banned in classrooms, next door's over-reaching attic, the song Frere Jackques, a pharmacy Advent calendar, inaminate emotional support animals, how Full House paved the way for jobsharing at the UN, logistics of hot dog trolleys in staired stadiums, tea trolleys in comic strip based radio sitcom Bristow, an inaudible new mouth sound, checking this podcast for secret codes, how an anethesist would produce this episode and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 833: The Desert is a Mirage

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 07 Nov 2024 20:22:29 +0000

Neal discusses encoutering your postman in another neighbourhood, playing Dr Suess, a terrifying futuristic garage, reinventing the painted ostrich egg, Ireland’s sheep filled desert, idenfiifying a mouth's postal address, remembering what you buried in the sand, how deserts evolve into casinos, understanding speakeasy, Stephen King’s car burial tale, what you could legitimately be giving your kids pints of at breakfast, a portrait microwave, how a dog handles a mirage of a desert, landlord teethmark inspection protocol, how ostriches fool predators, electrical tape misadventures, how to get a letter in The Irish Times, plugging a boat with a newspaper letters page, a surprise for non-podcast listeners, an opposite newspaper clippings exchange, a better use for LInkedIn, rejecting dopamine shamers and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 832: All Toothpaste All the Time

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 31 Oct 2024 18:00:35 +0000

Neal looks at the presumed defacto diplomatic relationship allowing the moon to slosh our seas around, reveals which of his arms is the least interesting and discusses sailing in boiling water, mouthwash retail licensing, substitute priests, how to say mass, mouthwash as a sleep hygiene product, Richard Simmons RIP, new ways to say no, a military childhood, the trouble with flight simulators, fast food service simulators, impressionists who do other people's sitcom characters, Phantom of the Opera, Freddie Mercury versus Sid Vicious versus opera snobs, handling pre decimilisation currency, sensible non-mockable names, the argument for flying in reverse, Titanic pride, defining crashing a ship, bidirectional sweat glands, the argument against making your cat purr and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 831: Cultivating a Non Herdetiary Nasal Helmet

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 24 Oct 2024 09:18:36 +0000

Neal discusses apple core cowardice, treadmills for swimming, documentaries about little Timmy falling down a well, how and why to properly record your breakfast, corporate espionage podcast snobbery, cultivating a nasal helmet in medieval times, Sunday driving and your metabolism, navigation apps for rabbits, heirlooms versus genes, generational puppet acts, The Sooty Show, working breakfasts in McDonalds, how surgeons put your leg to sleep, the truth about people who work on aeroplanes, monacle heirlooms, ventriloguist dummies versus proper puppets, Bill Nigh the Science Guy, Pee Wee Herman versus Ernest, how townfolk recognise helpful travelling dogs and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 830: What’s in a Yak?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 08 Oct 2024 13:29:41 +0000

Neal exposes a surprising truth about smartphone fires, considers issues of scale at a doll's house tea party, advises on conditioning one's fingers not to gesticulate, imagines what it's like to have a co-host, attempts a moritorium on feces talk and discusses a house's undergarment, what age twenty-four is in frozen pea years, handling exotic food at the North Pole, reverse engineering a yak, the Madwaves MadPlayer of the harmonica world, testing car technology on animals, yaks in soap operas, drawing a yak under tremendous stress, possible new futures in yak trunk evolution, plausibile deniability stationery, what a cat would do with your homework, the 3M logo versus New Scotland Yard, understanding America's New England, Supermacs putting down stakes in Times Square, naming cities twice, naming nuclear power stations twice, iinking chalkboard scraping syndromme to energy drinks, American atitudes to Conneticut, the cola rodent, Ireland's Barak Obama Plaza and more. CONTACT THS SHOW: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Show 829: Dante’s Magic Gondola

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 30 Sep 2024 17:17:14 +0000

In a sub-standar episode not recommended for newbies, Neal considers how to poach eggs in their shells, the logistics of sieve use for gold hunters and drugs mules, use-by dates on precious metals, podcasts for dogs, other podcasts like this, finding a use for your dog, Dante's magic gondola, a loophole for Marc Maron guests, faking your own death as an art installation, rooms without walls, misdefining a spare room and more.

Show 828: How Lidl Works

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 19 Sep 2024 15:45:39 +0000

Neal discusses what wiki editors say about you in meetings, sizes and brands of dog, understanding British Bulldog, graceful vacuum handling in a laboratory setting, what tailors do with the pins, the woodchipper in Lidl, beverageware in Terminator 2, how Lidl works, misremembering traditional supermarkets, planning your first Mona Lisa, a non-editbable encyclopedia, what MTV was, what Buggles did, what Trevor Horn does, duties of a stock footage city shopper, the trouble with far writers, anatomy of a sawn-off vacuum nozzle, over ambitious toe socks, regaling a wannabe recluse, protecting your shoes from lightning, reinventing the anti glove-loss cord system with chemicals, an ominous calling card, why vomiting is a matter of height and more.

Show 827: Bloodworking from Home

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 09 Sep 2024 17:48:57 +0000

Neal invadvertently creates a bespoke music radio jingle while trying to prove a point, takes a refreshingly positive look at the Dark Ages, proposes an innovative new scam vulnerability discount, tells his future self some home truths and discusses understanding The Beachcombers, belch symmetry, how radio forgot what hello means, Arthur Guinness' Oprah Winfrey moment, when the vet was your family mechanic, Henry Ford versus Dr Kellogg's brother versus Dr Kellogg, planning your family's horse and cart needs, how law enforcement interacts with your cat, the wheel rotation scam, appreciating Shakespeare plays as much as dog stories, people who drink Cidona, Breaking Bad for children, 3-2-1 Contact, The Bloodhound Gang, when a bathroom door takes you out of the fantasy, The Famous Five, the listener who can't forget, what Lucozade is for, swinging from a crane, bloodwork as an occupation. this podcast's quality control regime, a one pant primer and more.

Show 826: Musical Stools

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 02 Sep 2024 19:00:24 +0000

Neal uncovers a massive parallel between Bruce Willis' The Sixth Sense character and 1960s Muppets precurser Sam and Friends, proposes an ingenius new type of mnemonics that will change your life and discusses the practicalities of shooting yourself in the foot, being obsessed with Sesame Street, inadequate media explanation of kneecapping, being unimpressed by The Snufflelopacus, how to test a documentary idea, how to use a single solitary bar stool in a crowd, the argument against bathroom windows, appreciating TV masts, narrator inception, The Willy Wonka Show, A realistic sitcom reboot, oral chemistry exams, dogs versus cats in bars, how to defuse a spoiler, wartime gender-based duplication, when cats bum everybody out and more.

Show 825: Something Beginning with A

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 24 Jul 2024 10:51:14 +0000

Neal discusses Roald Dahl’s shed boundaries, demolishing and redeveloping a mountain, how sculptors manage Phil Lynott and Luke Kelly's hair, designing a bridge over troubled waters, Henson-Disney’s post merger pre death plans, the trouble with the new generation of kittens, the house of detention, when to use Bob Dylan, a feature request for the sun, life as a pocket torch owner, Fatima children, Children of Lir, what swans know, how I spent Freddie Mercury’s last year, Capetown’s so-called Table Mountain, blood transfusion death preferences, accountants on the small screen, Tales of the Unexpected, spying something beginnning with A, kitten feces revenge, a podcast playlist hostage sitation, the truth about concrete and more.

Show 824: Method Actor’s Superman

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 13 Jul 2024 16:11:44 +0000

Neal delivers an overview of the second hand sock market, considers how a method actor tackles Superman, wonders whether scalding the roof of your mouth would soften your Cs and discusses the presumptiousness of Stan and Ollie (2018), songs from The Producers (1967), how Steve Jobs made phone screems seem real, the trouble with real crime docu-dramas, digital de-aging versus hair dye, how to watch sci-fi, staff literacy on Star Trek: The Next Generation, defending Chaplin from you Americans, why smells are a loss leader, Bono's train station shame, striped clothes in windows, assessing your child's first words, a pea picking childhood, an overture to this episode, the science of reducing pure drivel to something purer, calling your children maidens, Marlon Brando's Digital Corpse and more.

Show 823: Lay Ministers Can’t Wipe

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 09 Jul 2024 11:08:28 +0000

Neal considers how a cat learns to smoke in the current regulatory environment, explains your child's hunger for paramilitary-style balaclavas and discusses risky versus risqué, Jesus' disastrous impact on local fishing, changing atitudes to water bombs, edible versus digestible, Inbred fish sandwiches, why lay ministers can't wipe, using Buddah's name in vain, landfills versus volcanoes, anatomy of a racehorse injury, showground gates versus school gates, you Americans and your canyons, cats but not the nice type, the trouble with jungles, the lack of urination on Breaking Bad, reheating stout, dog licking versus cat licking, extras in bars, the correct way to end a podcast, surviving a zombie TV series and more.

Show 822: In Case This is Being Recorded In Case this is Being Recorded

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 30 Jun 2024 12:07:40 +0000

Neal puts beekeeping under the spotlight, recounts an old cat-related head injury, imagines how normal people say "dog" and discusses bin day in a Stephen King novel, belch fraud, virus creation hobbiests, anti meditation vigiilantism, unsubscribing, unsubs, ONSUG, how Criminal Minds helps podcasts, turning a juggernaut around, listener correspondence, dog movements versus bowel movements, dandruff versus nits versus measles, new anti-meditation vigilantism technologies, how to label dead things, why bars should pump in air from Chernobyl, growing two non Bowsies, the underground trade in saplings, harmonica spontaneity, artificial air colouring, new ways to enjoy fresh air, iodine tablet memories, what replaced oxygen bars, oxygen weight inflation, having someone shoot you in the foot and more.

Show 821: Deep Dive on Overthinking

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 23 Jun 2024 17:49:52 +0000

Neal discusses what they did to Craig Ferguson, humanoid cats fraternising with regular cats, what to do if your president freezes, elastic band fracture science, a deep dive on overthinking, interpretating foreign languge gestures, how non wilful ignorance works, Irish kids who reference the feds, hotdesking on procedural dramas, why the second cat never features in the two cats walk into a bar stories, disloyalty to yourself, life as a nine to five actor, songs with cold opens, Meatloaf coming up too often, streamlining the cola dregs system, the risk of becoming a classic hits format, and more.

Show 820: Talking Cat Cuss Therapy

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 16 Jun 2024 15:33:57 +0000

Neal examines what we know about farm animal cravings, contemplates career progression in a firm of guitarists, reimagines Sinéad O'Connor's SNL pope photo protest, exposes the restaurant toothpick scam and discusses humanely expelling a wasp, why movie trailors shouldn’t be free, recreational self injury (non-psychotic), rib geneology, taking the weight off your hands, comparable dog segments on other podcasts, guitar anatomy and calcium, how stage magicians find a balance, standing desks versus counters, the problem with the back office on Cheers, Charlie Brown's original teacher, the trouble with Guinness Plus, a fictional Joe Rogan experience, a non-existant barman's existential crisis, a cat's cuss-word therapy, papier mache solid fuel memories and more.

Show 819: Nine to Five for the Shipwrecked

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 12:18:30 +0000

Neal proposes a twelve step approach to ET and discusses nine to five life for the shipwrecked, anti-social astronauts, saving on invisible ink, how raisons d'etre work, the truth about gout, a new understanding of you Americans, learning from Orson Welles, modesty on public transport, spitting in the theatre of the mind, why x-ray glasses never took off, a logically unsound Meatloaf track (not that one) debuting rafts, rebranding spaceships in the Elongated Musket era, a real doctor's take on edible paper, mouthwatering tree bark, judging your fictional creations, Identifying with Shithead, a bar asshole by proxy, wasting a cat's time, cat pants the right way, Let it Be versus Que Sera, and more. CORRECTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS: Tom Hanks was in fact talking to a football on a stick. Lost Episodes Appeal: IntoYourHead.ie/Lost Contact: IntoYourHead.ie/ContactNEW - IYH Shorts: IntoYourHead.ie/ShortsLicense: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Show 818: Punch in the Face or More Genesis?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 01 Jun 2024 14:51:17 +0000

Neal discusses black boxes in popular culture, a role for camels in health spas, TV casket reunions, ambidextrous banking, a foot-related tip for smokers, a cat's analysis of the songs of Genesis, wishful thinking about superjet lounges, recording off TV in 2024, songs about administrative work, a cat's take on Peter Gabriel's career phases, telling other people what their point is, an alarming decline in brand-name toilet paper, why losing pens is a sign of intelligence, cold sore watch, haircut syncing for television, when ice takes you out of the movie and more. Lost Episodes Appeal: Are you a squirrel who inexplicably collects podcasts instead of nuts? Have you survived Winter? If so, can you help fill some gaps in my archive? Please see IntoYourHead.ie/Lost for details. Contact the Programme: IntoYourHead.ie/Contact Low attention span?Pathalogical hatred of long form? Follow IYH Shorts on YouTube or TikTok: IntoYourHead.ie/Shorts License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Show 817: Warning – Hermit Crabs from the Outset – Poor audio in parts

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 26 May 2024 09:12:40 +0000

Pardon the slightly off audio in places, due to misadventure. Neal exposes the abhorrent life of the cranberry sauce obsessive, remembers a disturbing mass produced heart surgery portrait and discusses whiskey in sit-coms, two very different ways to appreciate crabs, why dogs’ mouths are impractical, Stephen King’s so called stand, a bus tour of nondescript houses, the cost of hand washing, skipping rope philosophy via Black Mirror, fudge's one saving grace, how children stole cycling, decanting defined, life on one third of a hill, shortcut shame in a mature neighbourhood, ordinary house tourism, living on an island versus living on an island. being a crab and a hermit, revinventing seafood display tanks, shortcuts to other seas, life and death grammar explained by a cat, fly by wire Internet explained to a cat, when birds had runways, the ludicrious Road Runner, adapting Paul McCartney’s songwriting method, The Ant and the Aardvark cartoon, failing to remember the name Jackie Mason, Rodney Dangerfield’s menu, featherless aircraft, a dog in a cat food restaurant, a face set several rows back, impractical two-faced dog studies and more.Lost Episodes Appeal:Are you a squirrel who inexplicably collects podcasts instead of nuts? How have you survived Winter? Also, can you help fill some gaps in my archive? Please visit IntoYourHead.ie/Lost for details – Neal from IYH. Contact: IntoYourHead.ie/ContactAbout: IntoYourHead.ie/AboutIYH Shorts: IntoYourHead.ie/ShortsLicense: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.” License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Show 816: Intermission Me Bollix

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 13 May 2024 19:59:22 +0000

Neal makes an empassioned case for the return of the sitcom theme song, considers assembling a whale stomach survival kit, provides a brief orientation for new listeners, has a go at defining the parameters for a study of the interchangeability of potato and chicken skins, proposes a Russian doll solution to the property crisis and discusses catcher glove anatomy for couriers, the trouble with swimming hats, an extra level between parents and offspring, the baker's fillet, The Million Dollar Homepage (and Frank from The Overnightscape.com's pixels), contact lenses user psychology, a rare blindness rant involving shoving lasers somewhere, how Spielberg boosted your self confidence using intervals, why Batman needs his own genre, a cure for credits overruns on The Office (US TV), Mr Belvedere (US TV), a career in xylophony, AI that swears at you, Ever Decreasing Circles (BBC TV), how to confuse barman, cat and narrator, cat bar stories on The Moth podcast, dealing with psychics when you're dead, what happens when your cat inherits or purchases a car, repurposing the rain trouser, trouser knowledge as an IQ measurement and more. Audiobooks mentioned - not affiliate links, or even links - 438 Days by Jonathan Franklin, Alone: Lost Overboard in the Indian Ocean by Brett Archibald and Adrift: 76 Days Lost at Sea by Steven Callinan. BOOKS MENTIONED - not affiliate links, nor indeed links 438 Days by Jonathan Franklin, Alone: Lost Overboard in the Indian Ocean by Brett Archibald and Adrift: 76 Days Lost at Sea by Steven Callanan. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds more shows on Archive dot org.

Show 815: No to Intestinal Retrieval No to Intestinal Retrival

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 08 May 2024 06:45:10 +0000

Neal looks at how dogs instintively guard agains snout detachment, how the savvy traveller uses their tailwind Time Savings, why your burner phone doesn’t make you a loser. Stephen King’s afterlude process, fun toilet cistern disposal methods, the entrhalling possibilities of 360 degree facial philosophy, a plumbing experiment of which the listener will already knows the outcome, why frostbite stopped being fun, the something very special that the chef made just for you, anticipating a Phil Hartman crimomentary, a confusing 2016 reboot of Falling Down (1993) and I don’t mean Comedian (also 2016), stock motionising this podcast in the style of Morph (BBC) to make it believable, Rome being built in a day and the marketing thereof, pros and cons of tailwind underruns, how to animate The Joker with glass and paint, legitmate dog-related academia, Dropbox settings lessons from Aron Ralston’s canyon self-amputation survival, bookkeepers versus librarians, considering just-in-time logistics for libraries, an Italian chef’s far superiors atitude illustrated by fortune cookie and more. Low attention span? Try these shorts: IntoYourHead.ie/ClipsMessage the show: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact About Into Your Head: IntoYourHead.ie/About License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Show 814: An Itch no McBreakfast can Scratch

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 13 Apr 2024 15:26:07 +0000

Neal illustrates the Mandela Effect phenomenom using Status Quo’s discography, reevaluates Popeye, changes your mind about socks and discusses what we know about helicoptors, how elevators should work, a clever trick for locating a cordless phone with ham, why holes in food are useful, why the sausage thing last time was a bit much, defining the face's perimeter, the trouble with peeling, why boiled sweets and gum are superfoods, a new way to think about litter, an itch no McDonalds breakfast can scratch and more. Then concludes with some helpful orientation for the recent influx of new listeners, assuming they use the same bus route. CORRECTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS: The song I mentioned with incorrect tune and incorrect lyric "There's something going on (repeat ad nauseum)" in fact goes "...stopChildren, what's that sound? Everybody look, what's going down?" I knew it had t be something along those lines. NEW - Snackable shareable highlights: IntoYourHead.ie/ClipsMessage the show: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact About Into Your Head: IntoYourHead.ie/About License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Show 813: Getting the Fliuch out of Here

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 25 Mar 2024 11:12:37 +0000

Neal discusses popping your Bs, the trouble with playing a zombie, how to purchase free tap water in pubs, BB Max and other nemeses, apple seed myths, the globalisation of bin day, a tip for listeners who don't enjoy this voice, a card game nation, an entrepreneur's guide to counting money, why Nickelodeon goes over children’s heads, the trouble with Jack and the Beanstalk, hospitality versus hostelry, Coolio's big mistake, water on draught, how to store a tonne of bricks, the limitations of the word giraffe, getting the fliuch out of here, Ireland’s new Tasioghiflghiush (prime minister), how to manage your president and more.

Show 812: The IRA and Everest

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 07 Mar 2024 20:24:06 +0000

Neal takes an objective look at Hansel and Gretel and discusses the trouble with heroin, basement-attic philosophy, the IRA on Everest, the argument against thought experiments, broken leg mysteries, the rainy day myth, advice for News Junkies, Einstein's dog equation, dog narratives versus dog stories, how a trained actor drinks piss, declaring garden weed to the authorities, pisswaffles, the stroopwaffel era of this podcast (circa 2007), reforming how we name our children, pre-registering your death, registering drugs found in your garden, fairy tale time shiftability, things Einstein presumably explained and more. CLARIFICATIONS: Rev Ian Paisley, deceased DUP leader, was not one of the joint recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize. About Into Your Head: IntoYourHead.ie/A Message the show: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/C Neal’s webcomic: MatchstickCats.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Show 811: How to Win BIG in the Confession Box

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 25 Feb 2024 17:10:09 +0000

Neal discusses Bivouacs, shoes in radio dramas, traversing North Korea, how to talk to your child about podcasting, the phrase teaching your grandmother how to suck eggs, urinal troughs on trains, inventing the commuter picnic, cartoons about puppets, attitudes to scarecrows, curing the listener's pencil sickness, major life lesson from Man Versus Food, how a bishop moves in Chess, Worzel Gummage (ITV), alternate universe binary code, winning in the confessional, Muppet Babies format confusion, a Mary Poppins of the drugs world, typewriter versus typerwriter, myths about oats, the fates of Murder She Wrote's Jessica Fletcher and Family Guy's Mayor Adam West, paracetamol versus cocaine versus audiobooks, Harbour Hotel (RTE Radio 1) and what replaced it, honey monster capsules. what an AI barman experiences and more. About Into Your Head: IntoYourHead.ie/A Message the show: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact Neal's webcomic: MatchstickCats.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Show 810: The Littlest Hobo and the Leprosy Bell

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 17 Feb 2024 16:58:49 +0000

Neal discusses things to consider when falling to Earth, the impenetrable mechanics of swatting a fly, victim-blaming a fly, nondescriptness, a dog's attempts to line it's stomach, why the Littlest Hobo should learn better posture, why dinosaurs could have been pets, assessing the moon's flammability, a fly relates to Billy Joel's No Man's Land, how air crash investigators measure customer satisfaction, the difference between a lighthouse and the sun, the role of rear view mirrors in space travel and more. About Into Your Head: IntoYourHead.ie/A Message the show: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/C Neal’s webcomic: MatchstickCats.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Show 809: And the Elevator Seal Maintenance Dog you Rode in On

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 03 Feb 2024 16:43:04 +0000

Neal discusses explaining Pink Floyd to a cat, understanding the Middle East, how parrots work, cars that are very wide and very short, how to dress a performing seal, Chevies, levees, levies, Daewoo, the building layout in Cheers, imagining what it's like to have undiagnosed haemorrhoids, advice for U.S. homeowners, Led Zeppelin's creative process, using local language on the podcast, a non-unionised dog, a unionised dog, proof my brain exists, a fraudulent dog, determining what the listener wants and more.

Show 808: My Trunk, My Choice

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 26 Jan 2024 09:04:14 +0000

Neal presents a new original Quentin Tarantino dialogue about a bank heist of a bulding that once housed Robin Island jail (tasteful), and discusses assisting an elephant with self exploration, a bland thing that you're sucking on all day, mapping your face, addressing the far-future listener as ancestor, a non-corporeal Maître D’ versus a cat, Logan’s Run (1976) for fish, podcasts versus comic books, a French dining experience, how I imagine you drive a car, a concienctious elephant's data protection worries, peanuts as an epsresso, how they made Resevoir Dogs (1992) on a budget, writing dialogue, the undernourished gear stick, the term "shitting on", recyclable tissue drinking straws, Mrs Brown's Boys (BBC / RTE), Keeping the dream alive, how to end a conversation in real life, how this podcast stays authentic and more.

Show 807: Pope Bollo XI

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 21 Jan 2024 11:27:26 +0000

Neal discusses what happens to your child if they listen to this, what your cat does to feel alive, how to organise a legalised crime purchase regime, reporting future cold cases, Demolition Man (1993), prepping your child for an era of burning and drowning, how to row your dog, Dinasaur versus Alien, an horrific nursery rhyme. forty years of non-violent teaching, a tonne of bricks versus a tonne of blessings, understanding shoe leather, a brief overview of flies in popular culture, the movie that wasn’t about the fly (1997) (NOT The Fly (1996)), a pact with the listener regarding the papacy, sourcing snake oil, is it okay to laugh at a dog and more.

Show 806: Blood in your Head of Guinness

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 14 Jan 2024 19:05:13 +0000

Neal discusses a problem he has in common with Beatle Paul McCartney, a surgeon and a tree surgeon comparing notes, truly hollow fruits, the body as a trickle down economy, doctors berating the comatose, the very worst thing to take on a plane, manicure and footwear logistics for upright cats, cranberry sauce nuts, outsourcing your bedtime thoughts, the face as a fake shopfront facade, dropkick me Jesus through the goalposts of life, toothbrushing on TV, "coming right up" as a catchprhase, child avoidance for cats, Edward Scissorpaws, toothbrushing in the military, that movie with the Dude (1998), blood in the heads of Guiness, tackling the roof of your mouth, belching as a by-product, the argument against sleeping, Judge Judy tries to help, defining a field, scaring your child with wooden houses, redesigning the toothbrush, the argument for timber skycrapers, two places where coffee is inappropriate, a flying bucket, Fortycoats (RTE TV), body parts as co-workers and more.

Show 805: Two Handcuffs or Three?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 08 Jan 2024 18:21:31 +0000

n a podcast laden with twists and nail-biting revelations as we sit in on a jail-hardened dog's parole review, Neal considers what an M and M is, Mother Nature's periodic landscapes, a doctor's views on bi-directional blackboard scraping, the dog bitch to dog Hitler ratio, dog parole board makeup, the French resistance on 'Allo 'Allo (BBC1), what home means to a dog serving life, lingusitics versus comas, putting yourself in the dog's shoes, something I learned watching Letterman (Columbia Broadcasting Systems), adults and Freddo bars, a shocking reveal about the dog convict's year, ditto the parole officer's year, employee Christmas dinner ratios, trying it with two dogs; two Shanes, a mutton decoy, a French podcast you might prefer and more.

Show 804: Intellectually Honest Meatloaf Recipies

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 01 Jan 2024 07:05:17 +0000

n the first show of 2024 Neal discusses the term "west brit", Trevelyan, a cat avoiding New Year's beer scams, a dog's dealings with the registrar of deaths and stuff, defining hella dodgy, Hurricane Charlie mountain memories, songs about meatloaf, accepting that toilets trigger thirst, Chas and Dave but not Status Quo, realities of building a road to the Moon, a show-permeating glasses incident, fine line between Nowhereland and Doctor Who, what is a dog's business?, civil defence raincoats, Brendan Grace wrote that combine harvester song, a moveable psychic prediction, counterintuitive office animal demographics, how dogs experience repetition and more.

Show 803: Christmas on a Popsicle Stick

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 26 Dec 2023 15:08:13 +0000

In a Christmas special culminating in the heartwarming story of a foulmouthed fake Santa who holds up bars, Neal discusses face cloth enthusiasts, introducing your child to A Clockwork Orange (1972), conversations with a working dog, a guide to shooting yourself in the foot, dogs in soap operas, how parenting ends, a deleted undersea mountain climber story, watching Highlander (1986) for the Queen songs, a barman's secret life, a barman's alternative work ethic, inventing a trailor system for homeless pets, what the term Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick means to a cat, the nights of Christmas Day, a dog who relates to post-Gabriel Byrne episodes of In Treatment (HBO / Sky Atlantic), people who have multiple shoes, one fell swoop, managing a five mile leash, drawing artificial trees on heads of stout, consulting the bar security cat aging expert from last week, reimaging Slimer, an overtrained dog, panting versus laughing and more.

Show 802: Custody of a Padlock

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 20 Dec 2023 12:17:26 +0000

Neal discusses reassuring a fast food operative who's seen Michael Douglas in Falling Down (1993), the trouble with one-way vocal chords, whodunnits at mass, thoughts of a depressed eternal dog, bar security's guide to aging a cat, a new way to deliver heating oil, misinterpreting a blue moon, temporal extradition, custody of a padlock, cat linguistics, commissioning the word bespoke, smuggling toast, smiting technique, TV sets versus alters, nasal linguistics, portable church memories, cinema glasses for cats, you Americans do the news incorrectly, ditto late night talk shows, multitasking with your mouth, minimum word-lengths in academia, dangers of generic juice, probabilities explained properly, penography, philantropicality, a new way to value postage stamps, a non-scalable podcast, ordering milk in bars, bridge versus drunkard, operating an old fashioned telephone, why dogs pant, reinventing the afterlude and more.

Show 801: Air Investigator First, Elephant Second

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 19:32:38 +0000

Neal discusses sit-com bunk bed envy, takey-offey parachutes versus landy parachutes, a dignified way to kill off libraries, eternal peanuts, where cabaret fits in the grand scheme of things, a curtailed feed remnant advisory for returning listeners, fooling yourself with documentaries, Everest without a Walkman, measuring hell-broken-loose levels, steamboats and whitewashing, long distance stewing, casting then uncasting the dead parents on Diff'rent Strokes, the right elephant for the job, rebooting Air Crash Investigation, legalities of shooting messengers who happen to be elephants, elephants versus character actors, actor David Kelly RIP, a revised history of storytelling and firelighting, falling by design, penny drop moment for a trainee air crash investigator, statistical probabilities of different species entering a bar, bunk kitchens, failing to remember the word bittorrent, inauthentic endings on travel shows and podcasts, drawing a stairs on volume two of Colliers Junior Classics and more, before assigning the listener an important comprehension exercise as homework.

Show 800: You could fry an egg on the rocks

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 05 Dec 2023 14:15:47 +0000

In an 800th episode during which he may have overdone the energy drinks somewhat, (although the Cat Stevens part is true) Neal exposes a gaping loophole for toddler movie producers and discusses merry-go-rounds versus the events depicted in The Deer Hunter (1978), what he learned in his days in a Dublin boxing arena, achieving immortality by outwitting his future self, sit-com revolving door tropes, novel advice for joggers, you could fry an egg on the rocks / stones / sidewalk - if you had an egg (1980s Irish commercial) ukulele talk, a scathing attack on the first four hundred episodes of this series, a hall of mirrors versus a horsehoe-shaped bar, learning from The Walking Dead, self-aware fictional characters on strike, revisiting Short Circuit (1986) versus revisiting Sesame Street, windscreen wipers are robots, the chimney revenge woman, Cat Stevens at an accountancy seminar (1994), a contraption to achieve mouth lubrication equilibrium, time machine form factors, Spielberg and Schindler's charming misunderstanding in a bar, a Netflix branded cereal, what real raw milk does to cereal and more.

Show 799: High Praise from a Giraffe

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 18:39:30 +0000

Neal discusses the imaginary listener's secret existential crisis, approximating the taste of grass for the discerning diner, a new way to measure your height, whether crosswords count as relaxation, changing atitudes to chimneys, what's under your face, the first humans ever to see a bridge, canal tow-path horse height issues, harmonica design mysteries, Lovely Daaaaaaaaaay versus a barking barman, canal tow path issues, demons in undergound systems, a horse's head versus a railway bridge, impressing a giraffe with our bar licensing system, how giraffes pat you on the head, Lovely Daaaaaaaaaay versus a barking barman, what happens when two "Two cats walk into a bar" stories walk into a bar and more. About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/about Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/contact License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce the following attribution text in full and with this exact wording for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes also findable on Archive dot org.

Show 798: How Silence Works

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 13:14:07 +0000

In an hour culminating in an elightening explanation, using the story of his recently departed mother's 1950s or early 1960s Atlantic crossing, of how silence works, Neal discusses why animals need to become gardeners, your chances of getting a pharmacist to sell you tea or paracetemol or cocaine, the movie "Downsizing", quicksand on a playing field, the pros and cons of having Anthony Hopkins as your family doctor, how cats buy rounds, the folly of wine tasting, Robin Williams, Robbie Williams, an over-empowered sweet shop proprietor, the philosophy of characters who exist only in a podcaster's imagination, an old zoological gardens song, how The Beatles' new song Now and Then has advanced this podcast, and more. About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/about Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/contact License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - with this attribution: Neal from Ireland via IntoYourHead.ie

Show 797: No Kneecapping

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 13 Nov 2023 16:55:01 +0000

Neal discusses turning against Tom Hanks, a cat versus Pope Benedict XVI, Apple Pencils in banks, turning against Monopoly, a beverage based on some woman off Deep Space Nine, misexplaining Occupy Wall Street, off-air cat songs, debriefing a temporary cat, why you should have something wrong with you, fonts in the blood, transmitting barmen over the Wicklow Mountains, taking up space, IT security as entertainment, cistern noise analysis, treadmills versus conveyor belts and more. About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/about Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/contact License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International -- with this attribution Neal from Ireland via IntoYourHead.com

Show 796: Quod Erat Vometorium

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 07 Nov 2023 15:38:17 +0000

Neal discusses filling a bath from the bottom, an anti-prelude, harmonica haters, witchhunts under Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, isolated tool-blaming, the case for (domestic) cats vomiting on each other, QED memories, a particularly taxing song for harmonica, what to drink in a vomitorium, understanding bass guitar operators, misunderstanding Queen's John Deacon, vomitorium enthusiasts in academia, navigating company law for vomitoriums, the IT role in a vomitorium, the life of an off-duty vomitorium manager, judges playing peek-a-boo in procedural dramas and more. About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/about Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/contact License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International with attribution "Neal from Irelandvia IntoYourHead.ie

Show 795: A Weekend in Jail

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 03 Nov 2023 13:48:50 +0000

Neal deals with how head transplants do or don't work, cinematography of Pope John Paul II and Oscar Schindler, how donkeys are processed hygenically, the problem with Steve Jobs RIP, a cat purchasing fake magic in a laundrette, elephants in a library, the problem with the human digestive system, surviving a long weekend in prison, what to do after you've made lemons into lemonde, talking microbes with guns (fictional), what Bob Geldof was right about, a synopsis of Better Caul Saul, awards versus nominations, and more. About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/About Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/Contact Neal's webcomic: MatchstickCats.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - with attribution Neal from Ireland via IntoYourHead.com

Show 794: Reinventing the Inhaler

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 21 Oct 2023 12:00:58 +0000

Neal discusses pre-recorded bungee jump commentary, training podcast listeners, fighting fire with actual fire, gorillas in the news, PC disposal vesus bear disposal, finding a milkman in 2023, life as a margarine factory line foreman, the real reason for the seven year hiatus, how a cat verifies podcast listeners, that excellent ten-part drama about either Freud or Einstein, conversations in a margarine factory, cooking a load of crap, milk truck misconceptions, predecessors to pigs, Apple's harmonica firewall, how harmonicas could revolutionise healthcare, a song about how Paul McCartney wrote in his sleep and more.

Show 793: Armchair Liars (Comeback Episode)

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 15 Oct 2023 08:17:48 +0000

NOTE: Into Your Head podcast initially ran from 2006 to 2016, then went away for seven years. it returned in Autumn 2016 with this episode. TODAY: Neal discusses the brief interlude since Show 792, a prodical son, how lemonade works, coffee shop marzipan violence, a civilised summons, single use gold, Siskel or Ebert or Roeper or the other one, the podcast co-host protection system, zero on the dog scale, Make my day versus Be my guest, off duty dog helmets, dog licensing, vocal experiments, acapelo singers’ concerns about the word bollocks, alienating dog owners, armchair liars, a bag of salted peanuts in a bag of salt and more. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll.

Test Show 792A: Pre-Comeback Rough Warmup Audio

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 06 Oct 2023 18:23:39 +0000

792A - 792.5 on some apps: A short test transmission as Into Your Head prepares to emerge from it's brief seven year absence. Show 793 will be along in a week or so. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International with attribution License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International with attribution "Neal from Ireland / IntoYourHead.com "

Vintage IYH – 792: Pilot

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 06:32:23 +0000

This 2016 episode, show 792: "Pilot" was the last ever episode of Into Your Head. Until October 2023, when it's coming back! Please subscribe to the new brand new podcast feed. See IntoYourHead.ie/Subscribe for everything. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 791: David Bowie’s Fork

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:00:10 +0000

Description to follow. About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/about Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/contact License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 790: Pizza String

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 16 Nov 2015 11:00:52 +0000

Pies for minors, hiring a pilot, Paint Monsters, prepping a hair bal and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/about Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/contact License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - Attribution: Neal O'Carroll

Vintage IYH – 789: Supermyth

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 05 Nov 2015 12:00:17 +0000

The racist listener, ear wax theatre and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/about Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/contact License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie & Newsburp.ie Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 788: The Pelican Diet

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 17 Oct 2015 12:00:07 +0000

Deconstructing a pyramid, controlling the sun, nutrition advice for zombies and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for: Into Your Head podcast.

Vintage IYH – 787: Ploughed to Death

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 07 Oct 2015 12:00:16 +0000

How hospital staff access your legs, reading notes to yourself in real time, thinking with a sore neck, something about cows, something about the end of the world, something about a dog in a vomitorium and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. About the show: IntoYourHead.ie/about Get in touch: Visit IntoYourHead.ie/contact License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie & Newsburp.ie Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 786: Two Podcast Hiatuses walk into a Bar

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 12:00:21 +0000

The original description claims that this is a short comeback episode to start a new season of Into Your Head, failing to predict a looming seven year hiatus. Sorry about that.

Vintage IYH – 785: Trialogue

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 25 Mar 2015 11:36:16 +0000

Misunderstanding baseball, legislating for beverage-recycling, how to pre-own a plumbing tool, emergency cat names, defining a trialogue, toughening your brain toughness training, eradicating philistines, wheelie bin leasing issues and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 784: Stuck together with God’s Stew

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 04 Mar 2015 13:58:55 +0000

Pancakes and ashes, cloning a toaster, self inflicted sock-stuffing, how to cook a Universe, playing with adhesives, second-guessing a smoke detector, Louis Armstrong at The Sphinx, the problem with drops, how to throw an analogy out the window and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 783: The Penn and Teller of the Cat World

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 18 Feb 2015 11:51:37 +0000

The problem with time, anatomy of a comb, The Penn and Teller of the Cat World, Gymnasticians, A career in toothpaste design, A giant hole / Robert De Niro, underestimating your own intelligence and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 782: The Dirty LIttle Secret Behind Inaminate Objects

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 01 Feb 2015 14:02:45 +0000

Placebo aviation, amateur surgery, the argument against fiction, podcasts as penance, mice in zoos, the dirty little secret behind inanimate objects, the battle for damp skin, home made beverages and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. There’s also a classic episode of Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige.

Vintage IYH – 781: Finding Your Helicopter

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 14:07:48 +0000

Why Top Gear won't use my cats, how to ask for a helicopter, The link between space exploration and accountancy training, how to avoid offending a glove puppet operator, non-expiring Near Year greetings, remembering "Eat the Peach" and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 780: In-Cat Purchases – A Christmas Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 14:36:58 +0000

In-cat purchases, Meatloafs tin foil issues, energy drink placebos, cats in Bethlehem, working in a Christmas tree factory, making monkey nuts seasonal, Winter sports days, stand-up violence, things that don't kill you, Elvis' family tree, repeating everything you've ever done, and lots more. It's the 2014 Christmas special, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 779: Cats in Equity

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 12:54:43 +0000

Cats in police stations, the downside to knowing how to fly, reinventing the telephone, Kurt Cobain naming rights, what's behind your face, drinking on fast ferries, why motorists wear rubber soles and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 778: Rock Paper Synthesiser

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 09 Dec 2014 11:16:12 +0000

The grass in France, determining what day it is, how to play Rock Paper Synthesiser, teacup weather science, patronising an inanimate object, selling Baileys by the pint, divvying up the Moon, a classic instalment of Shainne Greoige's newspaper review and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 777: Defunding Ebola

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 12:05:05 +0000

How eyelids place athletes on an equal footing, Podcast Theology, Defunding Ebola, Reinventing sliced bread, Pottery in pop culture, waiting for a cold, reconstructing Annie the cat, John Malkovich's fourth wall and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 776: What Time is What?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 06 Nov 2014 12:07:27 +0000

Vacuum-packed data, Learning to spell, Rebooting a fly, Something profound about Ebola, stuff, things, other stuff and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 775: Why I won’t Vote JFK

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 02 Nov 2014 11:47:56 +0000

The argument against apples, teaching toddlers about death and nutrition, getting a fish on board, why I won't vote for JFK, the argument against Halloween and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland." License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 774: Bag for Death

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 24 Oct 2014 11:06:13 +0000

A cat in a Barm Brack factory, shopping bag pension schemes, reasons to bring a ham to a Census office, ending stationery abuse, bags for death, losing the run of it on a treadmill and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland." License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 773: Orange News

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 09:13:09 +0000

Amoebas versus Astral Physicists, life beyond the Cat Inter-Estate Highway Wall, why cats don't understand the free market economy, orange on television, and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 772: Dry Ice Challenge

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 15 Sep 2014 09:31:38 +0000

The problem with Ouentin Tarantino, Barber beheadings, trojan politics, overlooked fables, topical crap and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 771: A False Luxury

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 03 Sep 2014 09:34:59 +0000

How to be retrospectively greedy, confectionery ingredient bars, a false luxury and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 770: Orange by Stealth

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 20 Aug 2014 14:13:12 +0000

Turning orange by stealth, what to call your roommates, living next door to Bono, overhead property rights in space and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/deed.en] Attribution: “Neal from Ireland via IntoYourHead.ie “ License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 769: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Summer Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 03:00:00 +0000

Concluding a short season of Temporarily Daily Summer Shows. Back with normal Into Your Head episodes soon. Thanks for listening. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 768: Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Summer Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 06 Aug 2014 03:03:59 +0000

Another instalment of Into Your Head podcast's Temporarily Daily Summer Show. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 767: Tuesday’s Temporarily Daily Summer Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 05 Aug 2014 14:38:12 +0000

Week 2 of Into Your Head podcast's Temporarily Daily Summer Show. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 766: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Summer Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 04 Aug 2014 03:00:16 +0000

Vintage IYH – 765: Friday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 01 Aug 2014 03:00:27 +0000

Into Your Head podcast's alternative format of short daily shows is back for a Summer run. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 765: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Summer Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 31 Jul 2014 03:00:54 +0000

nto Your Head podcast's alternative format of short daily shows is back for a Summer run. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 763: Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Summer Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 30 Jul 2014 03:00:07 +0000

Into Your Head podcast's alternative format of short daily shows is back for a Summer run. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. Please subscribe in iTunes and rate and review License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 762: Tueesday’s Temporarily Daily Summer Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 03:00:48 +0000

Into Your Head podcast's alternative format of short daily shows is back for a Summer run. With your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 761: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Summer Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 03:00:57 +0000

Into Your Head podcast's alternative format of short daily shows returns for a Summer run. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 760: Puppets in Court

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 04 Jul 2014 11:20:13 +0000

An excessive primer, puppets in court, paper clip economics, cat photocopiers, bespoke plastic things, Sting versus a one-eyed cat, the Garth Brooks controversy, Irish sports and more, with your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 759: A Shit in a Biscuit Tin

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 12:00:37 +0000

Ponytails versus human hair, a very special hall of mirrors, an elephant's USP, self-conscious fingers and more, with your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 758: Sweating the Big Stuff

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 21 Jun 2014 12:00:35 +0000

In which your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland, sits in and does a podcast on the hottest day of the year. We'll forgo the topic-listing formalities if you don't mind. It's too damn hot. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 757: Sacrosancticity

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 15 Jun 2014 12:01:58 +0000

Oprah's advice for drug dealers, Harry Potter versus Steve Jobs, Stephen Hawking versus Morgan Freeman, shunning windows on starships, believing in books, the problem with the atmosphere, obsessing over who made things, a no-frills vomitorium, Dr Drew pretending to look at you, dogs as police officers, drama versus fake news and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 756: Cat-Based Lubricant

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 01 Jun 2014 12:08:57 +0000

Elitist bouncy castles, why that woman in "Titanic" was a hypocrite", cat-based lubricants and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 755: Reinventing the Soliloquy

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 25 May 2014 11:37:28 +0000

Wigs, snowmen, signing for contraceptives, IRA songs about the weather, soliloquies, rose tinted highlighter pens and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 754: Urethral Suppositories

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 23 May 2014 10:17:23 +0000

How Netflix handles infinity, The Gong Show versus The Goon Show, how rhetorical twin fences think, pharmacists versus bartenders and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 753: Wood Knot / Witch Justice Technology

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 07 May 2014 11:04:22 +0000

Technology-assisted witch trials, cat cloud perspective, natural furniture legs, how strangers work, Bon Jovi philosophy, scratch media and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 752: Something Anyway

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 22 Apr 2014 13:55:53 +0000

Back with a new episode and quite a bit of throat-clearing, but it's "something, anyway", your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 751A: Sounding like This

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 15 Apr 2014 12:58:49 +0000

751A - Labelled 751.5 in some places. In which your common-cold afflicted proprietor, Neal from Ireland, phones it in with a couple of specially selected archive episodes, including the one in which the late Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez walks into a bar. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 751: Astral Fly-In Movies

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 08 Apr 2014 10:57:40 +0000

If cats ran supermarkets, movies for yogic astral flyers, how to motivate a sick dog, and lots more with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International - It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Vintage IYH – 750: Cold Closure

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 05 Apr 2014 14:16:20 +0000

Different types of powder, people who still run video rental shops, regulating the afterlife, what it's like to own a private jet, whether Hitler might have been re-incarnated as a podcast listener, a cold closure and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 749: Defending Danté

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 26 Mar 2014 12:56:50 +0000

Television's Sháinne Greoige returns with her occasional newspaper review and Neal discusses the McDonalds school of reincarnation, the brain as a ventriloquist, the dangers of counting sheep, how Danté avoided death threats, a legal loophole that allows poisoning of foreigners, life as a dog and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 748: Life in Argos

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 20 Mar 2014 12:24:10 +0000

Brain surgeons versus street cleaners, life as an Argos reservation number and lots more, with your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 747: Pens on Beer

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 18 Mar 2014 11:11:01 +0000

An advantage over Eminem, reflective light bulbs, foil topic wrappers, why everything\'s about the beer, checking that the laws of physics are operating, rearranging Professor Stephen Hawking and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 746: Women’s Day

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 08 Mar 2014 13:26:04 +0000

On International Women's Day, a special female-centric episode of Into Your Head podcast, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 745: Sistine Boxroom

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 14:34:42 +0000

Resuscitating a calculator, barter in Lidl, life as a ginger nut, a box bedroom versus the Sistine Chapel, the benefits of Spongebob nightmares and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 744: Shit Creek Optimism

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 26 Feb 2014 14:38:16 +0000

Defining the world, on-board motors versus fans, plant hygiene, how not to destroy a country and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 743: Frontal Lobe Retail

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 15:15:09 +0000

In a double-length episode, Neal discusses why society needs idiot savants, astrophysics with imaginary PlayDoh, whether the Elephant Man could been a dog, the deli beside the Ed Sullivan Theatre, frontal lode sweatshops, a surprise for Walt Disney, an experimental afterlude and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 742: Demystifying Simplicity

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 16:37:42 +0000

Classless peanuts, turkeys, the Radiohead school of cosmetics, simplicity demystified and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 737 (?) Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 11:38:09 +0000

Archival note: There are two episodes both claimng to be show number 737. Let's not worry about it. Continuing the third and last week of Into Your Head podcast\'s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 741: Bieber’s Cat Loophole

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 10:39:39 +0000

A preview of Justin Bieber's court case, creating an artificial Hell, why people can't do Tarzan stuff, natural wastage of Lou Reed's name, creating a new Irish culture to confuse foreigners, applying marketing principles to a cat story and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 740: Thoughts on a Spoon

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 24 Jan 2014 11:13:24 +0000

The problem with philosophy, accountancy in the slave industry, a fantastically profound thought about time travel that you won\'t have heard before, the problem with moccasins and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 739: Toy Bullet-Proof Vests

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 13:11:47 +0000

In a rather Freddie-Mercury-centric episode, Neal also deals with the argument against toy bullet-proof vests, tooth care psychology, cat accountancy, stationery designs based on bees, and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 738: Counting Vegetables II

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 12:06:13 +0000

Drawing John the Baptist\'s head, the importance of seams in modern society, what happens in castles, how cavemen invented language, rebranding horse meat and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 737 (?) Elephantasy

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 12 Jan 2014 10:04:37 +0000

A recovered vintage episode that may or may not turn out to be Show 737. Elephant racism, hallucinating in a convenience store, vicarious spider-hunting, knowing how to do things, Ryanair's aircraft carriers, life in Cloud Cuckoo Land, unexpected solar eclipses and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 736: Tuesday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 31 Dec 2013 00:00:36 +0000

It's the finale of the Into Your Head Temporarily Daily Christmas Show! Thanks for listening. Back with "normal" shows next week. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 735: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 30 Dec 2013 00:00:35 +0000

It's the Into Your Head podcast\'s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show! License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 734: Friday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 27 Dec 2013 00:00:54 +0000

It's the Temporarily Daily Christmas Show! Every weekday until January. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 733: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 00:00:09 +0000

It's Into Your Head's Temporarily Daily Christmas Show! Every weekday until January. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 731: Tuesday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 24 Dec 2013 00:00:31 +0000

It's week two of the Into Your Head Temporarily Daily Christmas Show, which continues every weekday until 2014. Although admittedly week two only continues until the end of week two. You get the general idea though. With your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 730: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 00:00:12 +0000

Vintage IYH – 729: Friday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 00:00:30 +0000

It's the Into Your Head Temporarily Daily Christmas Show every weekday until 2014. With your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 728: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 00:00:26 +0000

Every weekday until 2014, it's the Into Your Head Temporarily Daily Christmas Show, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 727: Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 17 Dec 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Vintage IYH – 726: Tuesday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 23:00:57 +0000

Vintage IYH – 725: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Christmas Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 15 Dec 2013 23:00:10 +0000

Vintage IYH – 724: Toaster Insurance Pride

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 06 Dec 2013 20:13:16 +0000

In which your host numbs a sore throat with alcohol and discusses equal rights for hiccup sufferers, toaster insurance pride, Nelson Mandela\'s imprisonment versus the common cold, unpasteurised medicine, naming cats after UN Secretary Generals and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 723A: Measuring Listener Disgust

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 01 Dec 2013 11:12:06 +0000

723A - Labelled 723.5 in some systems. In which your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland appears, coughs his lungs out, apologises, says something disgusting and proceeds to introduce some fine material from the archives. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 723: Hung for a Lamb II

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 19 Nov 2013 10:31:08 +0000

BB King at an open mic comedy spot, time-travel toilet issues, the problem with over-explaining, the duties of an off-duty police officer, your wall versus my wall, biblical nicknames, retuning a commute and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 722: In the Psychiatrist’s Dentist’s Murderer’s Chair

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 16 Nov 2013 13:41:53 +0000

Description to follow. Or not, by the looks of it. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 721: A Microphonic Memory

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 14 Nov 2013 06:01:55 +0000

What happens when cats in a podcast become self-aware? Do Acts of God have free will? What would Alanis find ironic today? What happens when you replace cornflakes with potato crisps in your milk? These and other questions addressed, with real life examples, by your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported. Attribution required: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - many episaodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 720: Different Sizes of Bono

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 13 Nov 2013 14:02:08 +0000

Using a multi-track mouth, life in a two dimensional office, reggae songs about washing powder, different types and sizes of Bono, obsessing over death, yawning experiments and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 719: Ventriloquist through Vomitorium

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 08 Nov 2013 12:49:37 +0000

Teaching shoelace management, understanding the sleeporial mind, non-profit vomitoriums, karate bullets, intrusive ventriloquism, how to annoy the people of The Netherlands, bookkeeping in space and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 718: Just a Sandwich

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 11:43:00 +0000

Description to follow. (Or not, apparently) License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 717: Skeleton Keyboard

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 06:12:52 +0000

In this movie length special, Neal explains why plastic bags are the future and discusses understanding the concept of time, how to attack yourself with stones, surviving a government shutdown, waivers for windows, mentalists versus environmentalists, corporeal skepticism and more. This episode also has a very special experimental appendix that starts around forty five minutes in.

Vintage IYH – 716: Travelatory Incontinence

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 05 Oct 2013 16:37:47 +0000

A portable drive-through restaurant, what to do about Steve Jobs, putting manners on a coffee machine, travelatory incontinence, non linear bar visits and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 715: Diluted Fish

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 01 Oct 2013 11:26:01 +0000

The logistics of shooting somebody in bed, casting actors as inanimate objects, making things catchy, diluting fish, modern day hippies, managing Einstein, urinating over New Jersey, how John Lennon wrote, bean puns and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 714: Meths versus Maths

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 25 Sep 2013 11:03:03 +0000

A glass half full of poison, how to eat news, how to survive in a desert, the meaning of life and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 713: Lidl with Pigs

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 22 Sep 2013 10:36:10 +0000

Recognizing the sun, George Orwell as a German discount retailer, testing witchcraft products on pets,stage two common colds, a bottle of deodorant and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. to edit the present, things you cannot joke about, explaining the economy to a bottle od deodrant and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 712: Manipulateability

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 15 Sep 2013 12:14:17 +0000

Back with an extended episode after his Common Cold debacle, Neal discusses how deja vu works, a single M and M, plumbing for phlegm disposal, inquisitivity, learning manipulateability from spiders, fingers versus the media, trading listeners and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial NoDerivs 4.0 International

Vintage IYH – 711A: Care Package

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 08:59:24 +0000

711A - labelled 711.5 on some systems. Your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland has a disgusting cold, so has assembled this care package of previously released material, to tide you over. Back with new shows A.S.A.P. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 711: The Seven-Eleven Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 10:42:42 +0000

The argument for urine in fast food, remembering Ireland's 7-11, artificial panic mechanisms, the problem with ball games, flowers and drugs versus stabbing people, understanding keys, James Joyce's Ulysses versus Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 710: Home Truths from Last Night

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 01 Sep 2013 05:34:42 +0000

A special episode, the content of which is too difficult to describe here. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland, or some version thereof. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 709: Filming The Invisible Man

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 31 Aug 2013 09:59:49 +0000

A slightly more over-caffeinated than usual Neal discusses Bandages versus beards, how to use an information kiosk, breaking down in a barber shop, a digital heart, unregulated home surgery, filming The Invisible Man, stabbing a cartoon character and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 708: Fish Hides

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 25 Aug 2013 11:24:45 +0000

Degrees of roundness, reasons not to call a spade a spade, bar water management, stuff versus things, 22 Jump Street, analysing chicken crap, the dark ages of television, colourising rain, axe murders versus axe suicides, fish flasks and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 707: The Battle for my Brain

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 21 Aug 2013 14:28:59 +0000

Experimental episode, according to the original description. Teaching cats about pint glasses, from data entry to a patented Professor Stephen Hawkins, a new anti vomit device, churches doing it in English, competing with the Sistine Chapel and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 706: Cleaning up After the Dinosaurs

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 11:54:08 +0000

In another extended episode, we look at teaching common sense to architects, cleaning up after the dinosaurs, shiny new Eurpean currency, a wasted chalkboard, how to know if you are in the wrong house, philosophising with a dog and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 705: The Argument Against Music

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 17 Aug 2013 12:55:40 +0000

In this overly lengthy episode, a look at reimagining Rio De Janeiro with balloons, cloud beverage storage, why respecting illiterate cats is good PR, ways to make things longer, how to stop starting, walking with a bear on your head, marketing cabbage in cola drinks, a new approach to airport runways, the argument against musicianship, punctuation for dead people such as recently deceased fitcional junior announcer Glen Acton and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 704: Hung for a Sheep

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 13 Aug 2013 10:18:35 +0000

Another fine episode of Into Your Head with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland, who apparently isn't in a description writing mood today.

Vintage IYH – 703: Scenes from an Arachnaphobic Cat’s Weekend

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 07 Aug 2013 08:43:54 +0000

How Columbus laid the way for Satellite TV, Elephant-inspired fashion, how to dissuade a cat from drinking, catering for arachnophobia sufferers and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 702: Raw Steak in a Bloodbank

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 10:40:56 +0000

A dog’s eye view of the world, regulating wicker, bringing under cooked steaks to a bloodbank, a fresh idea about wheelchair use, the dangers of over compensating, language based duels, duck tours in Space, pride in the Titanic and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 701: Sitcom Enjoyment Management Systems

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 31 Jul 2013 09:59:52 +0000

A machine for managing sit-com enjoyment, dogs who blaspheme, belch-based evolution, a critique of tree genealogy, politically correct cinema snacks, allowing dead trees to rot, a cat in an M and M factory and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International.

Vintage IYH – 700: Two Popes Deep

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 23:00:33 +0000

Back from the podcast's short Summer break, Neal discusses obnoxious translators, juicing versus vomiting, lessons for the bartending industry from WWE wrestling, living a vagueness-based life, pulling wool over a human's eyes, drinking cider in front of a pope, transmogrifying weeds, Dr Doolittle's Achilles's heel and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 699: Somebody has to be the Jesus

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 10 Jul 2013 09:35:31 +0000

Unregulated surgical implements, worms versus a worm, Jesus' baker's dozen, demystifying Bob Dylan, the future of self-service checkouts and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 698: Misplaced Cat Violence

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 08 Jul 2013 11:11:29 +0000

A lesson about misplaced violence, the world before cow sandwiches, a special song for Monday norning and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 697: Life as an OCD Priest

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 06 Jul 2013 12:00:24 +0000

Into Your Head is seven years old! Eggshell carpets, life as an OCD clergyman, how cats avoid hot day scams, life before writing implements, an food pipe, European monkey nut diplomacy and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 696: Just Call it “Al”

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 10:24:55 +0000

Vintage IYH – 695: Nuts in McDonalds

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 10:43:11 +0000

Being normal, round things versus square things, ear plug issues, a brief history of masking tape, internal teeth, freezing nuts, nuts in McDonalds, the language of popsicle sticks, entertaining Hitler, how squirrels work and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 694: An Existentialist Cat

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 09:41:03 +0000

Three dimensional roundabouts, existentialism in cats and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 693: The Fly

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 21 Jun 2013 11:18:04 +0000

Bono versus a fly, remembering frogspanwing, more about flies, something about monkey nuts and a lot more about flies, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 692: Life without Founding Fathers

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:10:55 +0000

Sháinne Greoige returns with a unique look at the newspapers and Neal discusses recasting Larry Hagman, starting a country without founding fathers, cat milk versus Murphy\'s stout, how to break eggs, unlimited mutual exclusivity, how to lose Masterchef, Willy Wonka calling the kettle black and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 691: Reaperaphobia

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:56:27 +0000

A brief history of reaper fearing, generic metaphors, sleeping in the desert, generic horses, listener correspondence, generic Guinness, over rated multitasking, the meaning of life and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 690: Brownie Politics

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:19:01 +0000

Cow chemistry, sheep sociology, pollen versus washing powder, soundstages for cats, brownie politics, a new system for documenting cat names and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 689: Paula Abdul’s Cat

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 12:21:22 +0000

First time listeners should avoid. Neal discusses how reverse evolution works, a circus style education, paper as a drug, learning about balance from fish scales, Paula Abdul and her cat, and more.

Vintage IYH – 688: Barbie’s Harmonica

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 30 May 2013 11:07:43 +0000

Corporal punishment in offices, how religious debates occur in the afterlife, applying TV set design principles in the real world, Frankenstein fences, understanding paint tins and more. with your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 687: Away in a Hack

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 29 May 2013 10:42:46 +0000

How actors deal with toilet scenes, disease branding, using Latin as filler, filler free sandwiches, entertaining the vulgar masses, permeable bongo tops, the expression Away in a Hack, chalkboard fingernail psychology, things they never covered on Oprah, importance versus value, creating fictional universes and more. With your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 686: Brian May’s Language

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 24 May 2013 10:26:06 +0000

Overcoming monkey nut related vomiting, naming TV doctors, songs about holocaust deniers, serving feces in bars, learning through Latin, recognizing Brian May and more.

Vintage IYH – 685: A Brief History of Agoraphobia

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 19 May 2013 10:44:44 +0000

Quadrophenia by The Who in real life, why kids should have guns, what tinned apples tell you about going outdoors, knowing too much about dogs, a brief history of agoraphobia, disclaimers versus reclaimers, Judge Judy and her similarly occupied husband, incentives for hygiene, model airways, living down under and more, with your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 684: Content on the Threes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 16 May 2013 11:57:19 +0000

Shaving versus piloting a helicopter, modern attitudes to fingernails, self administered reprimandation, the mind's eye versus jelly, thesaurus crimes, do monkeys bite their fingernails, the woman on the Pepsi Max bottles and more, with your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 683: Windmill Philosophy

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 12 May 2013 10:59:50 +0000

How to look at a windmill, repurposing a PostIt note, memorable phone numbers, running a pharmacy from a pub, podcasts via telephone, bar philosophy and more.

Vintage IYH – 682: Clockwork Cola

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:55:16 +0000

Orange according to Stanley Kubrick, furniture delivery logistics, how giraffes get served in bars, pilot episodes, apostles versus disciples, Dragon\'s Den versus Shark Attack and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 681: How to Survive in a World of Faces

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 05 May 2013 11:35:41 +0000

A new, minimalistic Garden of Eden, chicken by-products, how to live in a face-based world, America\'s Next Top Model Airplane and more, with your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 680: The Episode

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 01 May 2013 10:21:43 +0000

Becoming one of THEM, the plant equivalent of elephant tusks, cat over domestication, what happens when an over caffeinated podcast creator walks into a bar and more.

Vintage IYH – 679: Reservoir Cats II

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:43:10 +0000

Neal considers applying retail management techniques to spinsters, how Eminem composes lyrics, monkey nuts in the news, self inflicted tongue injuries, Blues Brothers versus Reservoir Dogs, listener correspondence an easier way to turn water into wine, chicken distribution policies of Bob Geldof and more.

Vintage IYH – 678: Spider-man uses the Doorbell

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:31:53 +0000

Neal considers applying retail management techniques to spinsters, how Eminem composes lyrics, monkey nuts in the news, self inflicted tongue injuries, Blues Brothers versus Reservoir Dogs, listener correspondence an easier way to turn water into wine, the chicken distribution policies of Bob Geldof and more.

Vintage IYH – 677: The Problem with The Titanic

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:43:49 +0000

Neal discusses mental sandboxes, malls versus jumbo jets, communicating with penguins, a town full of Pippins, depicting stuff without showing it and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 676: Shoveling Crap

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 14 Apr 2013 09:44:27 +0000

How to live in chronological order, Recycling wax, competing with the sewage system, weedkiller antidotes, Glen Acton and his anniversary fly shortages in the TV industry, avoiding eye contact with dead birds and more.

Vintage IYH – 675: Cheap Shots

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 10:51:55 +0000

Meeting a muppet as an adult, the limitations of being interesting, building things from cigarettes, Margaret Thatcher versus zombies and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 674: How Double Placebos Work

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:59:39 +0000

Neal discusses fertiliser versus sugar, double placebos, dealing with black holes, the value of building your house in a hole, identifying natural gas in a bar and more. Also the first instalment of an occasiona new vehicle for fictional newsreader, Shainne Greoige.

Vintage IYH – 673: Fake Poetic License

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 11:09:54 +0000

Forest philosophy, shopping on soap opera sets, how organised religion has influenced maths, listener Manny and his Eggs Benedict, the mailman in Cheers, standard HD television, being disturbed on Boston Common and more.

Vintage IYH – 672: Well Known Facts – An Easter Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 06:00:30 +0000

Forest philosophy, shopping on soap opera sets, how organised religion has influenced maths, Manny\'s Eggs Benedict, the mailman in Cheers, standard HD television, being disturbed on Boston Common and more. Kicense: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 671: A Frozen Dog

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 08:47:14 +0000

Listener correspondence, glasses at the drive through, mountain climbing versus shopping, how to count sheep, nineteen eighties TV weather, secretly mastering the harmonica and more.

Vintage IYH – 670: Guessing about Women

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 09:25:35 +0000

How to look at a face, how the Universe thrived by not existing, guessing about women, letting monkeys off the hook, how monarchies work and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 669: Hair to a Alien

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 11:54:10 +0000

n a sub standard but nonetheless released episode, Neal discusses how to admonish your future self, the problem with digging, life without a mouth, a pope without cats, practicing science in the Garden of Eden, appreciating an extra head, doing science in your head and more.

Vintage IYH – 668: Beatles Songbook for Harmonica

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:25:34 +0000

How common sense works, Lady Madonna’s harmonica, how to make a curry, New York’s phlegm retardant Eskimo index, Ryan Seacrest invades Dublin, artificial fists, you Americans who use Patty for Patrick, two Skid Rows, defining a street, viral videos versus AIDS, human pockets, doing your best with a Beamish, cat optimism, regulating chewing, caninular versus felinular, Pope Benedict Emeritus and his cat, making the most of going nowhere and more.

Vintage IYH – 667: Right Time, Wrong Chavez

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 11:45:16 +0000

Legal implications of extras in real life, bird feces in fine cuisine, natural icing on trees, how invisible people could end the recession, my apparently fake memories, Walt Disney versus garden peas, how to televise a silent brainstorming session and more.

Vintage IYH – 666: Help for Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobics

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 11:49:41 +0000

Underground passport control, Shakespeare’s vanity search, bottle deposit economics, Microsoft’s holographic keyboard, how to survive show 666, posthumously fueling flowers, cat hexakosioihexekontahexaphobics in bars and more.

Vintage IYH – 665: How to Identify a Fork

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:52:30 +0000

Horse meat snobbery, escaping a bear, unattended yoyos, George Orwell’s fake forks, fear of the light, owning encyclopedias, Pope Benedict and his new pasttime, wine for cats and more.

Vintage IYH – 664: Facial Organs in 2D

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 10:25:25 +0000

Life before spatial awareness, how Stephen King started writing, facial organs in 2D, irresponsible weather management by ancient civilisations, convenience stores versus dinosaurs, that song about the hole in the bucket, washing cheese, chaos as a lifestyle, the argument in favour of cheese and omelettes, contextual cat selection, the Sun at night, repurchasing The Whizzkid’s Handbook by Peter Eldin, that song Lanigan’s Ball and more.

Vintage IYH – 663: Random Crap from the Sky

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 10:24:25 +0000

Maintaining a clean dental record, feminine hygiene in the Garden of Eden, earthing an aircraft to the ground, how to interpret rudeness positively, how the brain works, Russian doll stationery, random crap falling from space and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 662: Cloud Chicken Land

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:19:38 +0000

A slightly hoarse Neal discusses verifying so called fiction, round boxing rings, why Mother Nature should specialise more, how to instantly live in the future, a new way to breed free range chickens, hygiene in a world without poverty, OCD friendly podcasting, why we don’t have hemp newspapers, how supreme beings create infinite time and waste it, How dogs decide where to pee and more.

Vintage IYH – 661: The Bonsai Country

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:32:02 +0000

Sewing a cotton ear bud, chain link fence art, minority kitchen utensils, cow names for humans, taking pride in exhaling carbon dioxide, a little pizza history, originality on the bongos, fictional relativity in a Bonsai country, putting cows in your head, Nazi grooming equipment on a pawn shop reality show and more.

Vintage IYH – 660: Tin Foil Underhats

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 12:00:00 +0000

The problem with coin operated time machines, why centipedes have to be vigilant against BS, tin foil underhats, pronouncing animal noises, quantum physics, drawing a line in a bar, digesting limbs, life before time travel, the chances of a time travelling dog winning the lotto and more.

Vintage IYH – 659: Wet Bread and Fish

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Magic versus miracles, salt culture, silencing negativity with maths, Adam and Eve and their cow versus the Mona Lisa, the theme from The Fall Guy,, glasses in World of Warcraft, how this show helps the third world , hedgehog geometry, misunderstandings about fresh fish and more.

Vintage IYH – 658: Fallen Tree Medicine

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:15:00 +0000

Adapting lost keys, why it’s rude to say restroom, the fallen tree approach to medicine, catwalks versus runways, getting the most out of a PostIt note, how to know that there’s more to life than knowing everything, The Two Ronnies versus Schrodinger and his cat, people who change their names, reinventing the virtual window, how an orange drink could wipe out the oceans, transparency versus invisibility and more.

Vintage IYH – 657: Kumquat Psychiatry

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Why giraffes look smaller than they are, post JFK libraries, life as a bacterial organism, how to make a mockery, how to quantify a pee, words that never get used, removing elbow grease, a kumquat psychiatrist and lots more.

Vintage IYH – 656: Russian for a Pisce

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Apologies for the sub par sound quality. When food addicts start injecting, when beverages wear clothes, when nail scissors bend, when brains get tattooed, when piss gets mispronounced, when rocket scientists discover their limitations, when people enquire about the history of popsicle sticks, when brain surgeons go mad and more.

Vintage IYH – 655: Phephelstine

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Saying no to gullet cleansers, how deaf dogs get by, controlling your dreams, Latin in the nineteen eighties, expanding my musical arsenal, clamping calendars to things and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 654: Artificial Hernia

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Life as a dog prostitute, bone bread, analyzing your own brain, an artificial hernia, using the outside of your throat, elephants versus optimism, friendly sports, how to store the tongue of a cow, doing business with Neanderthal man, identical different things and more.

Vintage IYH – 653: Napoleon Plays the Bongo

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 00:00:00 +0000

OCD TV chefs, reinventing the clock, renting time versus selling it, why dogs steal, medicinal pies, the problem with NIke, eating without dining, gravity versus levity, learning from Adam Carolla’s dad, defining inanimate, making animal tails interesting and more.

Vintage IYH – 652: How to Distract a Magician

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Harvesting dog ears, Investing in coal, mugs versus souls, spitting in the office, tangerines, OCD magicianship, sorting junk mail, the problem with the sardine industry, distracting magicians in bars and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 651: Coffee for Kids

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Extended episode! Why children should be given coffee, the Rules of the Road through the eyes of a dog, making capsules from piss, midnight postal deliveries, the Cat Inter-Estate Highway, glorifying water, defining indefinable, podcast openings, facial openings, some news about the word antidisestablishmentarianism, legislating for cat marmalade, carousels versus arousal and lots more.

Vintage IYH – 650: Fossilising Your Home

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 23:01:23 +0000

Fakely disposable mugs, sexing an inanimate object, tracing the word vomit, how to prepare your home for fossilisation, why it’s not really January, SIC versus LIC, a Town Hall McDonald’s, questioning Satanism, having the Universe assessed by a third party, why new year’s resolutions fail, beginnings, middles and ends, insects who swear and more.

Vintage IYH – 649: Cooking with Frankincense

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 23:01:57 +0000

Neal discusses coke obsessed polar bears, a noteworthy dog, a cooking with frankincense, roast monkey chestnuts, what to get the king who has everything and more. There’s also a seasonal edition of Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige.

Vintage IYH – 648: The Mug Humbling

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 00:10:00 +0000

The physics of coffee making, dressing up to play sports, alleviating listener blame, why Sting is not a punk, Tony Hawks "Round Ireland with a Fridge", round the word with Ruben from Rubenerd.com, child-based families, how Jon Stewart gets respect despite being a clown, discussing human resources with cutlery, being humbled by inanimate objects and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 647: Melting Buckets

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:00:00 +0000

The monkey nut marketing principle, scenes from a 1980s Ethiopian bar, an appearance from deceased junior announcer Glen Acton, another new bulletine of Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige, scraping versus melting a bucket, how to make a song about Mondays and more.

Vintage IYH – 646: Intellectual Squatting

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Redesigning the boiled egg, applying principles from The Dukes of Hazard to pub architecture, how swearing causes species to go extinct, alternative mouth architecture, Hitler versus Pinky and the Brain, Intellectual Property Squatting, a new instalment of Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige and more.

Vintage IYH – 644: Making Dogs Interesting

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 23:01:00 +0000

There’s another brand new Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige and Neal discusses bodily fluid snobbery, horizons versus coasts, a tale of two Hitlers in a bar, psychic leakage, trying to make dogs interesting, running things up flagpoles and more.

Vintage IYH – 643: Rigmarole

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 01:00:22 +0000

Recovering from a Terminator shooting in a bar, how cat vomit fits into the circle of life, manual pen holders, a closer look at rigmaroles, why Jesus wants people to breed monkeys, a story about a story, enjoying weather indoors and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 642: Racket Rackets

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Violent ball games, Sausages for free spirits, How the emergency services deal with lions in bars, Racket rackets, Why there’s no tomorrow but it’s not a problem, and more.

Vintage IYH – 641: Flashcards for Pubs

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Exposing Alanis Morissette, drunk glove puppets, trucks that carry dead space shuttles, monkey nuts in the future, flashcards for pubs, why this isn’t a Pink Floyd album, fake free bowls, one person operated languages and more.

Vintage IYH – 640: Cat Concierge

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Alcohol concierges for cats, psychic dog walking, catching diseases off yourself, a perpetual circumnavigatory phone call, bags for life versus flowers, the problem with long words, the post-writing-implement era, cat bar inspection tales, introducing Sháinne Greoige to new listeners and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 639: Drunk Dog Scams

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 23:01:00 +0000

On today's episode, your host is a little over caffeinated and talks very fast. If you can keep up, you'll hear about treating the sea as a giant marinating pot, non opposable thumbs, the drunk dog psychiatric therapy sales scam, a quick guide to anti sunburn ceilings, what happens to fictional characters when narration ends, what orchards tell us about evolution, problems with metaphorical trains, infra red one way traffic lights, the latest breakfast cereal fashions and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 638: Parroting an Amoeba

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:01:00 +0000

A tale of two Beatles in a bar, swearing versus binary code, distinguishing pudding bowl haircut wearers from each other, judgemental prehistoric amoebas, unnecessarily naming dots and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 637: Carbonated Chocolate

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Why the Schrodinger cat deserves a name, things with bubbles in them, alternatives to using names of deities in vein, why presidents don’t need names, piddling and alliterating at the same time, a real time manhole interruption, collecting shades of green, a Creutzfeldt Jakob lemonade production failure, the problem with the popcorn industry and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 636: Belching in a Walled Garden

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 23:01:00 +0000

The Italians and their tomatoes, Shakespearean language versus the modern day sandwich, fun with Braille, dealing with electrical tape, listener correspondence about helicopters, audience harmonica survey, binary performance art, life as an inanimate electric carving knife and more. With your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 635: Biscuits versus Bar Stools

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 00:01:00 +0000

Breakfast in a Sanatorium, how evolution will triumph over Miriam Webster, breaking an amoeba\'s legs, stool shapes, touch screen devices for cats, biology versus space exploration, going to hell in a hand basket, how to worry about the world, biscuits versus bars, the true story of a monkey who was really a duck, waggley tails versus spoons and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 634: How Burning Records Saved Christmas

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 08:04:00 +0000

This is a stream of consciousness nonsense humour podcast that does not in any way condone or support disgraced former pop star Gary Glitter - Paul Franciss Gadd - and his horrific crimes. Neal discusses gospels for scientists, the work ethic of Xray operators, a tale of two refreshingly honest paedophiles in a bar, a listener complaint about burping, a listener comment about narcotics, how to sit on the fence,

Vintage IYH – 633: Haemorrhaging Selloptape – A Halloween Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 16:30:00 +0000

The trick or treat scam, life as an adhesive tape dispenser, being dismissive towards cows, truffles versus edible gold, begging for things that grow on trees, Glen Acton returns with a new tirade and more, with your host and humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 631: Rocket Scientists are Terrorists

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Why birds are paedophile scumbags, how the tax system deals with bags of scum, the pronunciation of elocution, what there was before the universe existed, why rocket scientists are terrorists and lots more, with your host and humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 630: Searching for Ashes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 23:01:00 +0000

A slightly hoarse Neal explains why NASA should search for ashes and discusses languages ches, accidental pourage versus spillage, depressing news for data input clerks and more.

Vintage IYH – 629: Tear Hygiene

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses off-road jaywalking, how to be a police officer, tear related hygiene issues, borrowing a name, responsibilities of bear owners, the practicalities of life in a children’s story book, Shakespeare influenced podcasting and lots more.

Vintage IYH – 628: Chewing from the Outset

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Another episode of Into Your Head podcast. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 627: Jamiroquai and the Coal Miners

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses the problem with Satan, manufactured noises in supermarkets, the world through a model aeroplane, the Jamiroquai view of life, heating coal mines, painting a keyboard and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

Vintage IYH – 626: The Pheromone Waste Cycle

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Another fine episode of Into Your Head podcast with Neal from Ireland.

Vintage IYH – 625: A Mountain out of a Murder

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 23:01:00 +0000

How adult film scripts get made, Cosmetic testing on vegetables, perspiration technology, how to approach a traffic cop, the late Glen Acton explains why moss-gathering is under-rated, how to make a drama out of a brutal axe murder, teaching kids how to handle monkey nuts, milk in chocolate bars in bars and more. With your host and humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 624: Paintball Stoicism

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses being a number in a bar, stoicism on TV news, exploring beyond the North Pole, the principles of caffeine management, how music and books work and more, attempts a mashup of Stevie Wonder’s “I Wish” with some Eminem song or other, and a bit of Will Smith’s “Wild Wild West” soundtrack, then concludes by leaving the listener with some empowering thoughts to survive the weekend. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 623: Souls versus Mugs

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 23:02:00 +0000

Neal performs a song about delegation in the postal service and discusses souls versus mugs, how cloud computing may cause murders, using zebras to teach road safety to children, the Irish Jim Henson - Eugene Lambert, biblical beards, the average monkey stroke human and more. There’s also an open letter to Sir Anthony Hopkins about cannibalism.

Vintage IYH – 622: Moustachio Nuts

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses the problem with binary coffee, Professor Stephen Hawkins's fast food franchise, Walt Disney’s suspended animation, whether Hitler had cats, serving alcohol in zoological gardens and more, and performs a thought control experiment on the listener. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 621: Menu Evidence Bags

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal completely reinvents the crossword again, explains how to pluck a pheasant and discusses prying guns from dead hands, menu evidence bags, smell punching, potato profiteering, why buckets should be seen and not heard, how to inject new words into society and more.

Vintage IYH – 620: People called Ron

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses Justin Bieber versus Alanis Morissette versus people called Ron, the arguments against transparency, headless football, stereophonic chemicals, how Economists misuse arrows when discussing bananas, how to become a worldwide local chain and more.

Vintage IYH – 619: An Extinct Doornail

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses donating tap water to US Presidential candidates, life as an undereducated anteater versus life as a doornail, how Adam and Eve went about procreating, life as a fictional character in a story about the prohibition era and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 618: Clergy Dog

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Vintage IYH – 617: Convenience Inlet

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Vintage IYH – 616: Pistachio Rap for Harmonica

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses marketing pistachio nut paste at children, American attitudes to biscuits and repairing a horse’s hind legs. He also attempts some harmonica-based Eminem-style rapping and considers the ramifications of advising a stabbing victim, speaking without saying anything, what if this episode was a sentient being, protecting a wireless mouse from burglars and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 615: In the Psychiatrist’s Stool

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal proposes a new nature documentary format based on the Olympics and discusses the role of monkey nuts in alien evolution, the argument in favour of psychiatrists taking stool samples, recreating dragons, why lyricists have it easy, schizophrenia’s part in his imaginary friend’s downfall and more. Deceased fictional junior announcer Glen Acton also pops his decomposing head in. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 614: Curved Playing Field

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal predicts his own toaster-urine-related death and discusses deodorant testers, sweet ‘n’ sour cream diarrhoea, modern fish scales, rose tinted contact lenses, cats in circuses, an influx of foreign breakfasts, clowns in banks, life on a curved playing field and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 613: Clockular Scissors

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal investigates the abuse of drugs by several listeners and discusses the use of stingers by post offices, the original pre-cartoon 3D era, competing with Karen Carpenter at the checkout, modernising castles, installing pencil sharpeners and other accessories in antique clocks, the availability of cat milk in bars and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 612: Cow Flesh Shoes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal revisits last week’s pre-death Neil Armstrong space urination question debacle and discusses Robert De Niro’s prison training, chemically reconstituting monkey nuts, cow flesh moccasins, checking whether the world still exists, the need for chicken bones, how toy manufacturers are intentionally accelerating the evolution process and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 611: Blood Oranges and the Undead

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal sets out the argument against punching taxi drivers in the face and discusses the limitations of fictional time travel, the undead versus the non-dead, fish based ball games and something about silent farting, an unhelpful description of blood oranges, having a hangover and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 610: Shit Creek in the Air

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses, among many other things, getting NASA union rights for every human being on Earth, and why that might be a bad thing.

Vintage IYH – 609: Bolemiaviation

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses the dangers of becoming too light, the subconscious topic bucket, a gaping flaw in the Olympic equestrian games, holding your breath on Mars, cats and their attitudes to bones, defining a glove puppet and more.

Vintage IYH – 608: Henson’s List

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Vintage IYH – 607: Faeces by Species

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses, among other things, the role that bars, faeces and even the movement of the planets play in the something something of our planet. what happes when two further cats walk into a bar, the imminent removal of new house magnolia and more.

Vintage IYH – 606: Toblerone Architects

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Another episode of Into Your Head podcast.

Vintage IYH – 605: The Great Danes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses the politics of the Titanic, sirens through the ages, living in a dead end, how to identify the end of time, having more cats than Freddie Mercury, dates on cows, how to spell “compliance”, Fionn McCumhaill’s salmon of knowledge for the MTV generation and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 604: Enunciating (sic) Vomit

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses a range of issues that he finds quite difficult to describe in textual form, but which are nonetheless fascinating and entertaining as always when listened to aurally from the enclosed MP3 file. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 603: Why we need Chimneys

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal explains licensed gutter-water cat breeding, proposes a contingency plan for rescuing Professor Stephen Hawking in the event of a flood, and discusses cantilever giraffes, the deshelling of goobernuts and more.

Vintage IYH – 602: Plenty of Jacksons in the Sea

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses the good old days,when kids would run away to join a pirate ship – the Ireland of the 1970s, the complications involved in diagnosing monkey nut poisoning, the truth about cavemen hunting practices and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 601: Gifting a Mouthless Horse

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 08 Jul 2012 23:05:00 +0000

This episode ends abruptly. Don't panic, you don't miss anything important. Today, Neal explains why you might need a shit-eating-grin, and discusses the problem with measuring things against crow flight, how the parable of The Loaves and the Fishes is dealt with in catering colleges, Carnivorous birds on Boston Common, how to tar an Earth-shaped monkey nut with one brush and lots more including an unintended but unharmful abrupt ending. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 600: Mary Magdalene’s Cat

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses the different types of bottomless buckets, pimps on MTV, bars in Russia, Mary Magdalene’s cat, monkey nuts from the point of view of a cat, what happens to the worst laid plans of mice and men and more, and deceased fictional former junior announcer Glen Acton makes an appearance to mark our 600th show.

Vintage IYH – 599: Acapello Clicking

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal explains why boxers are hypocrites, why walls don’t need ears, why you would want an exact replica of the Universe and more.

Vintage IYH – 598: The Phlatus Experiment

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Today Neal discusses America’s imminent exposure to the world of Eskimos, the Phlatus experiment, cats being passed off as badgers on children’s television, a proposal to become intentionally mentally ill in conjunction with the listeners and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 597: Frosty Descartes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal explains how something as simple as a cat urinating on some monkey nuts may have prevented us from ever understanding the true nature of human existence. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 596: Half Man, Half Rib

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal explains how Adam and Eve produced a mixed race, how meat becomes salted, why cats don’t like skimmed milk, how to name an air disaster movie, how physics probably works and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 595: Automobile Blood Sausages

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses, among other things, the true nature of the standard so-called “rabbit sanctuary” and what it’s going to take for the automobile industry to start producing blood sausages. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 594: Smoking a Damp Squid

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses bucket list management, Mother Teresa’s footwear, selling viruses online, the show COPS, Yuri Geller and his anti spoon tirade, how cats imagine and more.

Vintage IYH – 593: Humming versus Drumming

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Wednesday’s show! Listen and be merry. That's literally all the original description says. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 592: Bi-Polar Bear

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal proposes a new way to tackle ignorance and deals with the anti-hoody brigade, bi-polar bears and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 591: Ring Pull Fossil Carton

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

In one of the finest episodes of Into Your Head ever made, Neal unveils his unique and revolutionary new concept for an alterative to freezing food, and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org

Vintage IYH – 590: Batman Turner Overdrive II

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses the responsibilities associated with creating fictional cats, why cats don’t use anti perspirant and lots more.

Vintage IYH – 589: Rose Tinted Superheroes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 10 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

0Neal discusses peanut bigotry, retaining toilet waste for religious reasons, how to split hairs, demystifying nuclear weaponry, attitudes to banana slicing,rose tinted superheroes, how to properly assess the weather, a defence of I am Idiot Podcast episode 84 - 2024 edit: Sadly I am Idiot is no longer online unless my website's link checker is cruelly lying to me - and lots more. There’s also a vulgar and objectionable audio column by Neal’s oldest bear Bowsy, about Christopher Reeve and The Muppets.

Vintage IYH – 588: The Red Letter

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses red letters, mongooses versus phlegm and more.

Vintage IYH – 587: As the Wasp Flies

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses 1984 versus 2001: A Space Odyssey, pet mice versus uninvited mice, the dangers of fiction in commercials, Beelines versus crow lines and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 586: The Chicken Hypocrite

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 31 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal doles out a few home truths about the listener’s judgemental and hypocritical attitude to bird-killing cats. icense: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribtion: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 587a: Dealing with Gammagoblin – Bonus episode

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 30 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

585A - labelled 585.1 on some systems - Bonus episode! A short, unscheduled, nothing expected in return, don’t expect too much out of it, extra thing for your Thursday enjoyment. Neal deals, in quite some detail, with some correspondence from Cork listener and blogger Gammagoblin. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 585: Socrates versus a Rabid Cat

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 29 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

A still hoarse Neal tells of a suspected rabid cat, the invention of the fried fish and potato dinner, a misjudged philosopher in a bucket and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 584: What is a Face, Anyway?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 28 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000

A slightly hoarse Neal returns to discuss, among several other things, what happens when two cats walk up to two separate bars at the same time and Judge Judy gets involved, who guards the Venison Steaks in Lidl, and the nature of the human face.

Vintage IYH – 582: No More Ploughing

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 22 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses steering a house, advice for Morgan Spurlock, pre empting droplets, Moonlighting versus Hart to Hart, how to avoid being executed, pre empting eggs, a blushing cat, in praise of a fictional Professor Stephen Hawking, a song about temperature, misconceptions about whiskers, compensating for not having a commute, no more ploughing, Lidl on Saturdays, avoiding the post deliverer and more.

Vintage IYH – 581: Admitting the Feet

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 20 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal discusses the ideal font size for an insect to read (hypothetical) admitting defeat, making bureaucracy sound bad, admitting the feet, living with leprosy, snow, hermetically sealed nuts, rebelling against the pharmacist’s bag, conversing in cat language, church mathematics, replacing Judge Judy, stage versus television, laughing at Tommy Cooper’s death, conversing with an inanimate object, over-rated locusts, fake theatre audiences, miracle fleas, recycling urine, admitting a feat and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 580: The Off Day

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 17 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal embarks on a mission to redeem a below-par episode. Listen on to find out whether he succeeds.

Vintage IYH – 579: Things that You are Not

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal unveils his fascinating new theory that explains the Universe in terms of what it’s not. Also there’s a “Two cats walk into a bar” story and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 578: Fleas versus Snowflakes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 13 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal lays down a few home truths about the weather, fleas, snowflakes, death, science, cats, thinking, planning, mindreading paradoxes, posthumous Beatles and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 577: Understanding Doonesbury

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 10 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

A fantastic Friday episode in which Neal discusses everything and does some other surprise stuff. A must listen according to this, the original description.

Vintage IYH – 576: Cannibalism Tips for the Pink Panther

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 08 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal deals with piles, funerals, chopsticks, straws, vomitoriums, cats, monks, marijuana, landings, cannibalism tips, posthumous releases and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 575: Deconstructed Dog Sandwich

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 03 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000

Neal tells a long and fascinating story about a dog. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 574: Circa May 2012

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 01 May 2012 12:00:00 +0000

>Another apparently indescribable instalment of Into Your Head podcast. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 572: circa April 2012

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:00:22 +0000

I dunno. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Vintage IYH – 569: Suing a Perpendicular Universe – A Friday the 13th Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:00:00 +0000

The second half of today’s super-long show degenerates into an unusual after dark quantity over quality thing. Which is absolutely fantasti of course, but not before Neal discusses monkey nut butter, the world’s addiction to props, the legalities of intrusions from a perpendicular universe, exploring a cat puppet, knowing a BB King song, space helicopters, what the Police do when you run over an aircraft and more.

Vintage IYH – 550: circa March 2012

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 13:00:32 +0000

No episode description so it must be good. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 458: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:00:02 +0000

WARNING - This is a vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 457: Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 03:00:10 +0000

VINTAGE IYH – 456: Tuesday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 03:00:53 +0000

Please beware - This is a vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Neal teaches humility to a mug of coffee, puts clowns and microwave turntables into perspective and discusses the next Schindler’s List re-make, using black and white photography to tackle racism and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 455: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 03:00:54 +0000

WARNING - This is a vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Neal teaches humility to a mug of coffee, puts clowns and microwave turntables into perspective and discusses the next Schindler’s List re-make, using black and white photography to tackle racism and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 454: Open Line Friday

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 03:00:01 +0000

BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beomce somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Neal launches the first ever official Into Your Head Mind Induction Scholarship, unveils a musical extravaganza by Cork blogger Gammagoblin, starts the search for the creator of this Universe, launches the Into Your Head theoretical carbon credits donations system, deals with listener correspondence and more.

VINTAGE IYH – 453: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 03:00:07 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Neal explains why neither he nor Jesus can swim, re-enacts the first ever English language conversation, explains how humanity is going to evolve from here and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 452: Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 03:00:05 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. first. Neal discusses becoming Doogie Howser MD, commenting on Rip Torn, summoning Mike Schmidt, standing on the shoulders of Manny the Mailman, being eaten by cats and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 451: Tuesday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 03:00:02 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Today: Neal compares the UK rioters to Hershey bars and discusses making fake versions of bad things, the endless lengthening of spoiler alert periods and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 450: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 03:00:15 +0000

BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beomce somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Neal explains, among other things, how the evolution of the domestic cat relates to modern Theology, and researches the phrase Call the police, there’s a madman around.

VINTAGE IYH – 449: Open Line Friday

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 03:00:23 +0000

PLEASE NOTE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. In an Into Your Head OPEN LINE FRIDAY episode from 12th August 2011, Neal deals with listener mail, most of which pertains to Professor Stephen Hawking and / or cats. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 418: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show (circa July 2011)

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:00:19 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first.Neal channels the spirit of Ronald Reagan and discusses the legalities of threatening hot-dog vendors, Daffy Duck being in the same Universe as David Letterman, walls through history, medical qualifications of hot dog vendors, that movie with Robert DeNiro where the kids killed the street vendor with his trolley, determining whether something needed to be [rest of description lost] License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – Over Your Head 9: Ted Danson and the Amphibious Vehicles VINATE IYH - Over Your Head 8: Ten Danson and the Amphibious Vehichles

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 12:00:23 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Neal from Ireland shares his vast knowledge of apostrophes, excessively leprechauny Hollywood movies, selling rain in a bottle, the concept of “a hundred thousand welcomes”, the sit-coms “Taxi”, “Cheers” and “Dear John”, Amphibious bus tours,Â fictional beer in TV shows, Sending wet animation to Korea and Ted Danson, and introduces a lecture from the Into Your Head archives, read by oanne. Over Your Head is a series of ten Into Your Head shows made specially for The Overnightscape Overground, a fantastic podcast feed and community of freeform mostly monologue talk contributors, created and maintained by Frank Edward Nora of The Overnightscape. Over Your Head is a mixture of new and old segments. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 United States License. Attribution: by Neal from Ireland – more info at onsug.com and intoyourhead.com Released April 2011 on The Overnightscape Underground (onsug.com), an Internet talk radio channel focusing on a freeform monologue style, with diverse and fascinating hosts.

VINTAGE IYH – Over Your Head 8: St Patrick’s Day Special VINTAGE IYH - Over Your Head 8: St Patrick's Day Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 12:00:48 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Over Your Head is a series of ten Into Your Head shows made specially for The Overnightscape Overground, a fantastic podcast feed and community of freeform mostly monologue talk contributors, created and maintained by Frank Edward Nora of The Overnightscape. Over Your Head is a mixture of new and old segments. On this, the eve of St Patrick’s Day, Neal discusses a myriad of nonsensical issues in this all-new episode, recorded on a traditional Irish podcasting kit in South Kildare, Ireland.

VINTAGE IYH – 360: An Appeal for Common Sense

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 03:00:47 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. In which Neal discusses old school kettles, prolonging the half-life of an apple, puncturing camels, cats in the emergency services, excess regulation of dog-petting, how fire was discovered, how early archaeologists passed the time, crisp sandwiches and more, and climaxes with an impassioned plea for the return of common sense. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 359: Harvie Krumpet’s English Cousin

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 12:00:39 +0000

BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beomce somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first. An extra long episode in which Neal ends the year discussing the regulatory ramifications of crapping into concrete, assumptions about aliens, potato famine versus the Wild West, understanding the phrase guns at dawn, Harvie Krumpet and his English cousin, grabbing time by the neck, doubts about the horizon, blaming placebos and more.

VINTAGE IYH – 358: Looking Gift Hoarseness in the Mouth

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 03:00:43 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 357: Town Crier Fashion Stores

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 03:00:46 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Neal discusses finding trunks on maps, farces, town criers advertising fashion stores, security in huts, Mini Volkswagen vans, setting low fish preparation standards selling fire to cavemen grading failures in music exams, Tom Lehrer or somebody like him, and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 356: Indian Litter Trays

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 03:00:58 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: A substandard yet ultimately not deleted episode in which Neal discusses short wave podcasting, Winter cat litter issues, Toilets on stilts in India, Creepy Mother Nature and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 355: Celebrity Skull Padding

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 03:00:08 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 354: Toast Crescendo

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 03:00:11 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Neal discusses Celtic snow tigers, an unfeasible way to examine snowflakes, Travelling to biblical times for verification purposes, how to prepare the perfect slice of toast, and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 353: Duck Billed Platitudes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:00:08 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Neal looks at how the legal system deals with anatomical differences between birds, and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 350: Fish Music

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 03:00:11 +0000

This is a previous era of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Neal celebrates the three hundred and fiftieth episode of Into Your Head with an extravaganza of music and stories. Thanks for listening.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 326: UFO Diplomacy

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:00:20 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.” and more.

VINTAGE IYH – 323: Understanding Levrolet

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:00:43 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Neal discusses the issues of the day, including bendy vehicles, drugs mules versus drugs camels, doldrums versus deldrums, driving to the Levy, billable syllables and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 321: Cisteina Capilla Dormitorio

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:00:20 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 318: Housing Aloysius

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 13:00:05 +0000

BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beomce somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first. The original description is even less inspiring: This is another sub standard show. That’s two in a row now. Sorry about that. Can’t be helped, apparently. I’m led to believe the only solution is to continue driving until clear of the puddle. Anyway, thanks for listening!

VINTAGE IYH – Over Your Head 2: Prohibition and Superman VINTAGE IYH - Overy Your Head 2: Prohibition and Superman

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:00:31 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Over Your Head is a series of ten Into Your Head shows made specially for The Overnightscape Overground, a fantastic podcast feed and community of freeform mostly monologue talk contributors, created and maintained by Frank Edward Nora of The Overnightscape. Over Your Had is a mixture of new and old segments. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 United States License. Attribution: by Neal from Ireland – more info at onsug.com and intoyourhead.ie Released July 2010 on The Overnightscape Underground (onsug.com), an Internet talk radio channel focusing on a freeform monologue style, with diverse and fascinating hosts.

VINTAGE IYH – 319: Farm Gate Maths

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:40:26 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows (https://www.intoyourhead.ie/later-shows-500-to-present/) first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/) – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – Over Your Head 1: Kermit the Hermit VINTAGE IYH - Over Your Head 1: Kermit the Hermit

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:00:30 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Over Your Head is a series of ten Into Your Head shows made specially for The Overnightscape Overground, a fantastic podcast feed and community of freeform mostly monologue talk contributors, created and maintained by Frank Edward Nora of The Overnightscape. Over Your Head is a mixture of new and old segments. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 United States License. Attribution: by Neal from Ireland – more info at onsug.com and intoyourhead.ie - Originally released June 2010 on The Overnightscape Underground (onsug.com), an Internet talk radio channel focusing on a freeform monologue style, with diverse and fascinating hosts.

301: Brian Jude guest hosts SPECIAL: Into Your Head 301: Brian Jude guest-hosts

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 03:00:20 +0000

Fellow podcaster and friend of the show Brian Jude takes over for a day, creating, hosting and producing his fun alternative take on Into Your Head. Some of you know BRIAN from his works, including THE BRIAN JUDE SHOW at BRIANJUDESHOW.blogspot.com and the eponymous @BRIANJUDE Twitter feed. BRIAN JUDE also acts, teaches, writes screens, makes movies, directs plays, is a bandmember who plays instruments properly, and was the first man ever to podcast from space. It is widely believe that he does not know how to sleep. License for this special episode: Creative Commons Attribution Non Commercial No Derivative Works 3.0 United States. Attribution: by Brian Jude – more info at ONSUG dot com.

VINTAGE IYH – 255: A Pile of Crap

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:00:00 +0000

VINTAGE IYH – 254: Where to get Marijuana

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:00:07 +0000

BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beomce somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Today’s Into Your Head includes, among other things, a sneak preview of a sing along pilot for Nick Junior.

VINTAGE IYH – 253: Flogging Dead Horses II

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:00:24 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 251: Parsley Popping

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 03:00:05 +0000

VINTAGE IYH – 250: Quentintino my Arse

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:00:24 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 249: Into the Ethosphere

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:00:13 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 248: My Cat opened the Fridge last night

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:00:18 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 247: Is Twenty-Ten a Leap Year?

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 13:00:30 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 246: How to Read a Newspaper

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:00:28 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 246: How to Read a Newspaper

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:00:47 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 245: Ask me How I am

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 03:00:04 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. show, please try some current episodes first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 244: Trousers on TV

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:00:03 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 243: Insider Potatoe Jokes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 13:00:40 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original description: Not a show. I just got some great new studio equipment and am in the middle of setting it up, so here’s some audio of me getting to grips with it. Just a test. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 242: Let’s go Waterboarding!

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:00:55 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 241: Checking for Jaundis

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:00:03 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. In this episode Neal advises on what to do if you have liver damage, and discusses faecal matter with reference to the movie “Shrek”, among other things. Excuse the poor sound quality, we are still waiting for the new equipment to arrive from some fly-by- night outfit who don’t seem to know where it is. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 240: iPad not Mentioned Much

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:00:44 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 237: Conan moves to Radio

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:00:16 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Today’s topics include Muppets Tonight, something about Conan O’Brien, punching the transporter guy in “Star Trek – The Next Generation, and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 238: Ballad of Judge Judy (Poor Sound)

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 239: Flying Pontiffs & David Hasselhoff

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:00:00 +0000

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 236: Some Muffled Noises

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:00:34 +0000

BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beomce somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.It says here that this was another interim show, with unfeasibly bad sound quality, as we still waited in joyful hope for new equipment or something. I warned you not to go back and listen to the old shows, didn’t I? But did you listen? No. And now here we are, just like the scene in the cop car at the end of Fringe.

VINTAGE IYH – 235: How Adam Begat Led Zeppelin’s new Drummer

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:00:09 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that’s evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you’re new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original description: Another interim show, as we still wait in joyful hope for the coming of the new equipment. Frankly, It’s a miracle that I’m managing to record anything at all at the moment, given that this old recorder is just a biro sellotaped to a cat. Anyway, thanks for listening.

VINTAGE IYH – 233: Columbus and His Cat

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 13:00:28 +0000

VINTAGE IYH – 234: Old Fashioned Terrorism

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 13:00:22 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 232: Second Hotel Trilogy – Parts XI and XII

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:53 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.2nd Hotel Trilogy – Parts XI and XIIExcuse the variable sound quality, but here’s the last batch of recent recordings from the comfort of a hotel room somewhere in Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 231: Second Hotel Trilogy – Parts VII through X

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.2nd Hotel Trilogy - Parts VIII through XExcuse the variable sound quality, but here are more recent recordings from the comfort of a hotel room somewhere in Ireland. More to come over in the next few days. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 229: Second Hotel Trilogy – Parts I through IV

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.episodes first.2nd Hotel Trilogy – Parts I through IVExcuse the variable sound quality, but here are some recent recordings from the comfort of a hotel room somewhere in Ireland. More to come over in the next few days.And traditional shows will be back in a couple of weeks, with a brand new studio and schedule! License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 228: Sorry About This

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:00:21 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.The title is the description, apparently. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 227: Hotel Trilogy – Part V

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:00:51 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.The conclusion of a five part trilogy, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.” and more.

VINTAGE IYH – 226: Hotel Trilogy – Part IV

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:00:43 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Part four in a trilogy of five, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland.

VINTAGE IYH – 225: Hotel Trilogy – Interval Act

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:00:17 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Warning: Dubious sound quality in places, in the bonus material which was mostly recorded on a phone.Our trilogy of five shows recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom in central Ireland, will continue tomorrow.Meanwhile, as an interval act, here are some shorter recordings made during the same period, and previously uploaded via iPhone as mini podcasts on AudioBoo. The sound quality is variable, I’m afraid, but that’s because I was recording on a frigging telephone. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 224: Hotel Trilogy – Part III

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:00:53 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Part three in a trilogy of five, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 223: Hotel Trilogy Part II

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:00:43 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Part two in a trilogy of five, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 222: Hotel Trilogy – Part 1

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 13:00:37 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Show 222: Hotel Trilogy - Part IPart one in a trilogy of five, recorded in the sanctuary of a hotel bedroom and bathroom, somewhere in central Ireland. Today’s topics include insuring hotels against Michael Hutchence, a wardrobe recording disappointment, porters who refused to assist with death, a virtual toast rack a wish for prison-style breakfast plates, and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 221: A Crisis of Confidence

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:00:33 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Today Neal declares that this show, along with Shows 219 and 220, officially do not exist in Into Your Head canon, and that we shall start afresh next week. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 220: Not bad for a Monday

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:00:10 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.A cat afterbirth song and god only knows what else, in this uninspiring instalment. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 219: Teeth are All the Same

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:00:20 +0000

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.Topics include sit-down dentistry, President Obama’s cat, fake sex changes, lions in packs of ten and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 218: A Series of Tubs

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:00:09 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Topics include young people and oral obsessions, a series of tubs, curing things that aren't disorders, Alice Cooper’s mother, Cole Porter, doing things with buttermilk and lots more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 217: Consenting to Michael Moore

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:00:47 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Another dollop of drivel from Athy's least well known creative venture. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 216: Potatoes for Gold

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:00:00 +0000

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.Neal reminisces about childhood vegetable gardening, finding gold, growing cows, spreading bird flu, growing things in jars, picking peas and a recent trip down the stairs, among other things. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 215: Sextology

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:00:07 +0000

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.Today Neal discusses Trojan teeth rotters, chickens foetuses containing eggs, a third visit with the toy penguin, retaliating with fake guns, Trojan cats, manure profit margins, measuring an ant’s height on a curved Earth and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 152: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:00:33 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 153: Friday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:00:09 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first. This morning's topics include the repair of moral compasses, prison trading systems and dead brown stuff. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 151: Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 03:00:05 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Disposal of deodorant bottles, ancient Chinese proverbs stalkers and fictional cartoon serial killers who run multinational food conglomerates. With thanks to Jerry from SoCal for the topic suggestion. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 149: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:00:53 +0000

Please beware: These are early incarnations of a podcast that's evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different now. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. On today’s show: Penicillen. Why we must never invent it again. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 148: Friday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:00:49 +0000

WARNING - This is a vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Original description: "Happy Friday! It’s not a new one today. We’re rerunning some classic IntoYourHead, in which Neal discusses pigeons and Hitler and stuff" License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 147: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:00:59 +0000

VINTAGE IYH – 146: Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:00:47 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Happy Wednesday! This morning’s topics include joyless automated murder, the advantages of spreading manure more thinly and doorstep etiquette. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 144: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:00:22 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. In our continuing series of short daily shows, Neal discusses his obession with Professor Stephen Hawkin, explains how the brain intervenes when you see a brown lemonade sauce, takes a look at President Obama’s inability to own a cat, and talks about Professor Stephen Hawkin’s early schooldays. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 143: Friday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:57:19 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. It’s Friday! Or at least it will be when you hear this, unless you save it for your Monday morning commute. In which case you’ve misunderstood the purpose of this season of short daily shows. But thanks for listening, nonetheless. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 145: Friday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:30:08 +0000

VINTAGE IYH – 142: Thursday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:00:05 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original descritpion: It’s Thursday! We haven’t got bored of this yet! We take a look at what Professor Stephen Hawkin thought about drug addicts, and try out some generic political comedy satire that you can apply to your respective country, wherever it may be. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 141: Wednesday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:00:14 +0000

BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Continuing the first ever run of Into Your Head's Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show.

VINTAGE IYH – 140: Tuesday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 05:00:07 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.It's the second instalment of the first every run of the Into Your Head "Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show" License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: “Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.”

VINTAGE IYH – 139: Monday’s Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:00:43 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original description: It’s an exciting new era for IntoYourHead! This is the pilot episode of The Into Your Head Temporarily Daily Breakfast Show! We’ll be releasing a short new show in the early hours of almost every weekday morning for the next while. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 138: A Hat for your Personal Jesus

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:00:34 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.No description for this one, but I see the original album art is a photo of my childhood bear Bowsy in a wig, So there's that. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 137: Replicating Superman’s Eyebrows

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:00:23 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Adorable original description: iPhone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 136: A Perfect Tool

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:00:01 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 135: Diseased

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:00:15 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tragic orignal 2009 description for this three minute appearance: "A brief yet nonetheless dissatisfying comeback, after we've been offline for several weeks, for reasons with which we'll no longer bore you. Thanks for still being here. You ARE still here, aren't you? Please be still here. It's taken two years to get you all here in such numbers, and I'd hate to think you'd stop being here, just because I forgot to pay my hosting bill and the site disappeared completely, and my home Internet got broken and I've been sick this week, and before that I couldn't think of anything to say, anyway." If I remember rightly this was the time when I finally found out my original broadband provider consisted of one man who was in over his head and trying to sell the company. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 126: Counting the Coughs

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 13:00:23 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first.Another dollop of drivel featuring Neal and Joanne. Includes a vibrating musical number, and a special lecture about cats and bars and stuff.(The following is an adorable sentence from the original 2008 description) iPhone users can now download our shows anywhere, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 134: Pigeon Outfit Mandatory

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:00:44 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Adorable original description, although it's becoming a little repetitive now: iPhone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 133: Cupcake Astronomy

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:00:15 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original description: Phone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 132: Snoop Doggy Pig Arse

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:30:02 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original 2009 description: iPhone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 131: The Facemakers

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original description: "Into Your Head's dry spell is over. We're back, finally ready for 2009 with a new season of regular shows all about nothing. And what's more, I promise you we're feeling full of hope for the future and all that sort of crap." License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 130: White Cholesterol – A Christmas Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 13:00:53 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original description: Final show of 2008! Ninety-six dollops of drivel is enough for one year Use the break to catch up in old shows. Or eat turkey. Up to you. Thanks for listening.Dedicated to Chilli the cat. Cars are stupid. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 129: Cranberries & Bus Stops

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Adorable original description from 2008: "Phone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com . We're back with a brand spanking new episode, packed to the brim with meaningless monologues and the occasional musical number!" License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 128: Cat Songs Special!

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 13:00:46 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight’s Topics Include:This is a rerun, No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking, This was a rerun. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 127: Repeating Ourselves

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:00:50 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight's Topics Include: This is a rerun, No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 125: Benzodiazepine and Stuff

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:00:56 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.It's a dark, wintery Monday morning. Now, I know what you're thinking. You want to go on a shooting spree at your workplace, then turn the gun on yourself. But before you do, spare twenty minutes to enjoy another instalment of the unique online radio show that's aimed at people who have an acquired taste, or want to get one. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 124: Blind Cola Bible Wars Taste Challenge Special!

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:00:55 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.It's Friday! Unless you're not on our side of the Atlantic, in which case it's Thursday night, and you're still busy being thankful for the fact that it's Thanksgiving Thursday. Either way, all this can only mean one thing. It's the first ever "Into Your Head Thanksgiving Blind Cola Bible Wars Taste Challenge Special"! Thanks for listening. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 123: Roald Dahl as Andy Kaufman

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:00:34 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original 2008 description, which has aged well: "Phone users can now download our shows ANYWHERE, without a computer! All recent IntoYourHeads are under 10mbs in size, so no restrictions, even without wifi!! Help / Info on the how-to-listen page at IntoYourHead.com " License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 122: One Person per Ball

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:00:49 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 121: Sows’ Ears

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:00:18 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Another installment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, withunique in-house musical numbers, and occasional extra lectures and things from Joanne. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 120: Prevailing Wind

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:00:36 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Another instalment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, with unique in-house musical numbers, and and today the start of a second series of special lectures Joanne at the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, specially tailored to make you less stupid. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 119: Special: Sarah Palin’s Australia

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:00:52 +0000

Original descriptions: Not the usual run-of-the-mill show. If you're new here, start at no. 118 instead. This is a special episode of Into Your Head, in which we... it's difficult to explain. Just listen. Thanks to Ruben: RubenerdShow.com License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 118: Borat Usama

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:00:44 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Another installment of Ireland's silliest online radio show. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 117: Quietly Does It

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:00:27 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Another instalment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, with unique in-house musical numbers and occasional features. And returning next week, a new season of special lectures from Joanne, tailored to make you less stupid. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 116: Crap from Our Past

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:00:49 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: A special compilation of material that most listeners won't have heard before, including some classic Sháinne Greoige, and a lecture from Doctress Joanne. We'll be back to normal soon, and not only that, we're starting a second season of lectures from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme next time. Thanks for listening" License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 115: Time Knows no Manners

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:00:26 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.A description-free episode from the early days. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 114: Recycling Petrol

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:00:17 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Original description: A special deluxe super bonus edition of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, interspersed with some special lectures by Joanne. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 113: This was Inevitable

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:00:15 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original Description: Another installment of your regular dollop of drivel, in which Neal spouts utter nonsense about every topic under the sun, withunique in-house musical numbers, and occasional extra lectures and things from Joanne. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 112: History of Lubrication

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first.Original description: "Another dollop of quality misinformation and entertainment." License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 100: Quantity over Quality IV

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:00:27 +0000

Please beware: These are early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.t's the 100th Into Your Head! Two and a half hours of pure, unmitigated drivel. Tonight’s Topics Include: Rules of biscuit sandwich-making, Reaching the 100 pinnacle, Unseen bears in woods, Allocating eyes to humans, Defining your personal universe......and that's just the first eight minutes of our longest, most packed show ever.Also: Tons of other stuff, including several brand new musical numbers, a lecture or two from Joanne, Frank from The Overnightscape tastes a green liquid gum thing that's been chewed by his cats, and additional audio entertainment from Eddie (then of Conspiracast and Manny. Record an online voicemail, post in the guestbook, e-mail us, mingle - Click here. Want to contribute a segment for future shows? Go ahead. Anything humorous welcome, just send us your audio. The promos are for Dadaist's Cabaret and Eddie's podcast of that era, Conspiracast. Thanks Manny and Dave for additional topic suggestions.

VINTAGE IYH – 099: Songs for the “C” Side

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:00:44 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight’s Topics Include:lying cars and the three-digit era, Travelling against the flow of time, Travel sickness in the bedroom, Quad Etait Demonstrandum, Unsolicited extra education, The "Bozo The Clown" test, Declaring things null and void, Non-fatal ostrich eye injuries, The senior lifeguard's big dilemna, Drawing lines in sand, A maths-based ball game in a bandstand.Also: Two brand new songs, specially produced to comply with trade descriptions regulatory requrements explained herein. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 097: Medicating Octopuses

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:00:43 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight’s Topics Include:Hospital-style sound recording, Feeling restricted, Avoiding excess pride, Helping the human octopus community, Policing surplus limbs, Policing slang, Editorial issues regarding the cat song, Rebranding cat-strangers, [Vintage material: Ancestoral ice cream manufacturers, Snow is wet too, An automated invention machine, Ex-army cat stranglers, Dictators' facial hair, Jesus' ill-advised Hitler moustache, Tasting dog food]Also: Three brand new acapello cat songs. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 098: Human Area Codes

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:00:45 +0000

BEWARE! This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that’s evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first.Tonight’s Topics Include:Over here not over there, Two conscious selves, Area codes for humans in a George Orwell world, Mobile people, An obligatory introductory paragraph, An unrecorded interval, Caviar or popcorn, Being awake in an anaglogue cinematorium, The letter "O" versus the number zero, Racism in astronomy, Fake multi-tasking, Exaggerating a Prime Minister's CV, Vested interests in the black hole industry.Also: Some sort of song or something, and real evidence of my unused phone number. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 096: Virtuous Vagueness

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:00:49 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight’s Topics Include:Advantages of vagueness, Disposable words, Partially pre-recorded conversations, Ninety something again, Literature-based mathematics, An example of an example, Live phone-in, An unreliable time check, Supplying buckets for the coffee shop industry, A universe in my microwave, Facts about fiction, Blocking Charles Dickens' IP address and more. Also: We experiment with our first ever entirely instrumental cat song. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 095: Sleeping in the Furniture Shop

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:00:12 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 094: Global Tissues

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:00:43 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight’s Topics Include:Musical differences in the en-suite, A grave in the kitchen, Inadvertently making sense, Adam and Eve’s parenting skills, Cult-creating genes, How to gain hero status, Avoiding a Satan-style downfall, Protecting your cat’s street cred, What you’re thinking, I’m probably eating, Language difficulties, Learning three-digit numbers, Obeying motoring laws for kicks, Therapeutic Tetris, Catchphrase protection, Making artificial granite, Taxing artificial granite, Not missing you yet, Conserving water while surfing, Global warming myths, Three-ply issues, A useful Tetris-related cake analogy, Commissioning a Tetris gambling cheater programme, Audio freeware distribution, Estimated indoor wind speeds, Valuing a castle. A misnamed surgery and more.Also: Some sort of a cat song that involves two bathrooms, for some reason. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 093: Debriefing the Future Me

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight’s Topics Include:The "make of it what you will" clause, The book of this episode, Spring-based entertainment, A day as a percentage of a week, Getting geared up for arithmetic, Appropriately numbered multpile choice answers, Contrasts in my voice, Avoiding another moon conspiracy, Debriefing my future self, Travelling at the speed of time, Fielding phone calls from E.T., A world prejudiced against against repetition, Advertising televisions on television, A world prejudiced against long silences, Getting sued by Beethoven, Differenciating cat noises and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 092: Forgotten Props

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight’s Topics Include:A natural speech deficiency, Concerns about my benign monarchy, Defining the non-average listener, Representing 587 countries with only 243 people, Cheating the Euro currency, A very old catchphrase, How God invented the printing press while retaining his modesty, Balanced reporting in the New Testament, Jesus' superfluous coffin, Trying to think of the word "props", Being named after God, A piece with non-simultaneous commentary, Owning the listener, A pimple on a speck of sand and more. .Also: Joanne returns with our first ever catfish song. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 091: Space Squatters

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:00:45 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.e current episodes first.Tonight’s Topics Include:Legalities of squatting in space and time, A cheap alternative postal system, A Chinese proverb about sadism, A thing with yokes on it, Allocating space for fishes, How goldfish stay dry, Rebelling against the food chain, Viewing the fridge inside-out, A note about noteworthiness, My four level basement in your head, Inaudible bears in forests, A cure for tiredness, The Sweeny Todd cover-up and more. and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 089: Putting One Up

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:00:53 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include:The monster in the toilet, Reusing laundry-based entertainment, Swearing in BBC rehearsals, Allaying listener worries regarding dehydration, Parental supervision expectations for this podcast, A token appearance, Inadvertently seeing potential top models, Three miles through my house, Proving computer competency, Challenging claims of non-certification, Finding where to vote, Masculising women's surnames, A wet cat and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 088: Eating Animals’ Heads

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:00:31 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include: Avoiding a fire in my lap, A holographic laptop with holes, No flying cars yet, Starbucks mug for sale, Learning about taxes on whiskey, Cheap feathers, Why cat don’t eat fruit, Analysing your pet’s emotions, A possible Tetris sequel, Eating animals’ heads, Advertising aimed at cats, Kangaroo tomcats, An update about my lap, Deleted noises, How to be on your toes, Forever the host, Free will for feet and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 087: Herpes and the Tourist Industry

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:00:48 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include:Biological sound-monitoring, Working with dry ice, My mistrust of books, Testing whether the world is round, How the world became flat and civilised, Fulfilling my prediction of a trip to Dublin, A tedium relief road, Lying on the bed telling lies, A circular route in my house, Herpes and the tourist industry, Lying about the Ring of Kerry, Toilet flushing as a Meteorological factor and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 086: A Non-Show Volume II

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:00:47 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Original description: "This is an odd one. More of a "non show" than a show. A bit like Show 77, which explains why was able to just copy and paste this paragraph. Thanks for listening.We'll skip the "Tonight's Topics" listings, seeing as how I have to get up in about five minutes" License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 085: A Fine Institution

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:00:47 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include:Turning off the listener, Automated video jockeys, Rowan and Martin’s name swap, An unplanned intelligence test, Power efficiency on a 1980s bicycle, Limiting your knowledge intake, An imaginary capital of Afghanistan, The millennium of the past, Large hand means large cat, Reading a deity’s palm, Sourcing protein and water on the moon, Overly-conscious participants in analogies and sit-coms, Chilli's "snip", One-touch music creation, Some filler about institutions or something and more. Also: A special musical number to mark Chilli the cat’s upcoming operation. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 083: Buttercups in the Laboratory

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:00:59 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.If you’re new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Tonight’s Topics Include:A great leap forward, Bootleg recordings of Into Your Head, Park bench entitlement issues, Psychiatric movies featuring Robin Williams, Police intolerance of bank heists, A non-animal love interest, Which part of my brain routed this?, Imagining the repetition of a cat's arrival, A description of where I'm pointing, Extinguishing the dog presence, Polluting ambient noises by breathing, Obliterating your head online, Avoiding a silly déjà vu joke, Evil-faced dog distraction, How gardeners track the sun, Comparing buttercups and tissue paper in the laboratory, Bonzai toilets as a scientific aid, An expensive imitation rooster, Short circuits in the brain, An example of déjà vu, Comparing cats to lightning, Follow my forefinger and more. Also: Joanne returns with a couple of cat / anti-dog songs. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 082: Sydney Pollock’s Wardrobe

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:00:07 +0000

Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: I should do something else today, Researching the god of dogs, Bad taste cat articles, Taking offense on behalf of others, How the media balances things, Writing backwards, Not accounting for my movements, A dog who might eat me, Evil faces and windows, Detecting invisible things, What marionette puppeteers do when they’re bored, Replaceability in the aviation industry, Knowing where you’re going, Petrol on a pedal cycle, Vicious circles in the grass-cutting industry, Spelling “meeughl-eulgh”, Learning in Zanzibar, Sydney Pollack’s wardrobe, Researching Woody Allen, A mis-sighting of Dr. Suess, Deaths in breach of copyright, Tuxedo cats, Finding offensive material, Defending the use of the word ugly.

VINTAGE IYH – 081: Shooting Messengers

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 24 May 2008 13:00:40 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight’s Topics Include:No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Fuzzy psychic reception, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet, Issuing commands to cats, Malfunctioning cat languages, Colour co-ordinated pets, Insects and the metric system, How miles were invented, Planning a riot, A freak accident involving grass, Reasons for shooting the messenger, Questions to be asked, A corpse in court, Forward thinking, Postscript in the bathroom and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 080: Front View Mirror

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:00:43 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight’s Topics Include:Walking while using a laptop, Designing a front view mirror, Speculating about my eye sockets, The line between sympathy and violence, An editing note about an upcoming face, Loopholes in slavery and murder laws, Distinguishing bread-eating noises, Half a urination session, A microwave and a cat, Kitchens for non-eaters, Something goes without saying, Extending the speechual content, Doing stuff ironically, Alanis Morrissete’s downfall, Using words in sentences, Buying music by telex, A caucus of fleas sounds right, Linking kidney-related foods, Turnip chips, The 79 milestone.The promo herein is for an deliciously eclectic musis show: An Evening of Dadaist Dabaret, at duddingstonbooks.com/cabaret/ License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 078: The Cherry Tree Principle (Bright Yellow Warthogs)

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:00:56 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight's topics include:A plausible lie for promotional purposes, Inventing a toy dog, Encouraging a disabled pet, A defeatist attitude, Bright yellow warthogs on the Internet, Customised modular phone Phillistines, Smothering things in wallpaper, A surprising attitude to kitchens, Encouraging stalkers, The Cherry Tree Principle, Instructions for my burial, Speculating about thorns worn under a hat. Better out than in, An horse philosiphising about pollution. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 077: A Non-Show

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 18 May 2008 13:00:09 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. In fact for this episode, even the original description agrees ":DON'T START HERE IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD INTO YOUR HEAD BEFORE! Go back and listen to the previous show instead! This is an odd one. More of a "non show" than a show. If you don't mind, we'll skip the formalities of a topics listing this week, because that could get complicated. Thanks for listening." License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 076: Storing an Axe

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 17 May 2008 13:00:07 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.Tonight's topics include:Wasting DC power, The merchandisers of the fire world, Limitations of yellow safety hats, Four birds with one stone, The veterinary niceness factor, Verifying listeners' tax status, Heckling podcasters, Making amends for photographing books, Prooving that you learn something new every day, The "Hoover" of the soft drinks world, A forced belch, Fear of silence, A subtle axe stand, Imagining the word "end", Today's designated personality, Tetris filler, Being overtaken by the past "me", A contrived ending.Also: A master-class in how to make a synthesised guitar / piano cat song on your portable telephone. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 075: Double Cooked Bread

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:00:54 +0000

lease beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include: Seeking stimulation in the fridge, Disguising fish, Double cooked bread, Stairs ascension segment, A good excuse for two silent steps, Getting mis-spelt in the Irish media, The listener's research duties, A non-omitted outtake, Cutting through ones and zeros, Getting rid of vertical things, Going over your head, Watching cats in the garden, Comparing this to than blank space, Recording this recoriding session on the telephone, The Stumbly Show, Proving stumbly is a real word, Thinking about Esparanto. Also: Two cat songs or something. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 073: Trespassing in the Seventies

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:00:25 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Pretending it's still "now", An artifical cat for illustrative purposes, Time travel in the bath, Trespassing in the seventies, Sci-fi as a reference tool, Sorry for changing the course of history, Treasuring a hole, A mould for sponges, Two kinds of pie, False triangles in the food industry, Demanding bite-size convenience, Linking laziness to starvation, Refusing to electrocute my cat, Profiting from urine-entertainment, Water on the brain is fine,Also: Candi Delaney on life as an American-Irishian, plus a mention or two of a driving test. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 072: Conspiracies Phone-in Special!

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Audio hyperlinks, Calling oneself from the bathroom, Getting your levels level, Exporting an accent for effective use abroad, English plus one, Finding morse code on an official translation, Profiting from the nineties clubbing culture, A conspiracy about my incompetence, Eaing cake in different countries, Collecting water or ice on a long distance bus, Traditional circumnavigation routes, Standing like a weirdo, Travelling on your ninth life, Joystick feedback, Misinterpreting a bus-related metaphor, Slowing down to let passengers on, Something in French, Referencing the Irish language.Also: Edward J. Murray of Conspiracast hosts a sober phone-in debate about terrorism or something, Joanne's back with only our third ever song about cats who like stationery, and we fleetingly meet an upcoming contributor, Candi Delaney. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 071: Instant Teas Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 03 May 2008 13:00:49 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include: Taliban teacup disappointments, Satanic packaging, Child tea manufacturers, Differing attitudes to pet insects, A loophole in the tea selling laws, Greener tea, A politics-related hand mixup, Gift tax on beverages, Scientists with too much power, The monkey island experiment, Creating safer tree climbers, Weak tea bags and compost, Improvising with a sweeping brush, White wooly island garments, When to order hot burgers, Bunny-shaped sausage, Cottaging in the fast food sector, Replacing potatoes with bread, Arán versus Árann, Dazzled by the television, Avoiding Wikipedia, Issues with a green search engine, Accepting one twenty-billionth of the responsibility.Also: We advance the cat song genre another step using what's available in the kitchen, and preview upcoming new character that we're developing. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 070: Sampling Stephen Hawking

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:00:34 +0000

WARNING - This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Tonight's topics include: Not strapped in, Shadowing a hunting cat, Properly processed poultry, Bogged down with alliteration, Ignoring small words, A nineteen seventies search engine, Underused portability shame, My 2D monitor, Testing a dimensional website, The Niagara Falls nano-border, Obsessed with the bends, Thom Yorke's lucky guess, Everybody knows an Aloysius, Experimenting with goodbyes, A hidden track, Sampling Professor Stephen Hawking, My pencil failings.Also: Our first ever aborted cat song. Nobody is to blame. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 069:

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Just a host, Small minds in the audience, An ill-informed cow, Creating a cat on the fly, Getting stuff from users, Papier maché limbs - the pros and cons, Harrison Ford's badly planned circus, Obvious sand-monsters, Linking role reprisals and death, Rocky the private investigator, Delaying the mail, Limitations for macho actors, The Spoiler Police, Accidentally liabling a police officer and more. Also: our occasional series of audio columns by security correspondent, Tomo O'Brien. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 068: Licensed to Grimace

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:00:13 +0000

WARNING - This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Tonight's topics include:Don't listen to this, Listener-imposed drugs test, Watching a marathon, Avoidng the word "pod", Cannibalistic vegetables, Remembering the bread man, Grimacing in the front seat, Innapropriate product placement - an experiment, Blackberries and mungo juice, A double shot of beer, Fantastic typing, Slow-drying coke, Being frowned upon, The NYC Wingdings font conspiracy, Reading too much into the trees, Making use of a urination opportunity. Also: Joanne and Neal's unprecendented cat song collaberation. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 067: Paradoxes and Cats’ Eggs

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:30:51 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Frightening episodes, Severed feet and the natural landscape, Poultry carving politics, Oxygen free chickens, No explosion without fire, Surviving on a forest planet, Counting the foot carers, An embassy to a neighbour, Planning a fictional World War, Some truths about E.T. and Elliot, How to be an information resource, Alternatives to Dr. Suess, Kitten basket distribution, Rearing an undercooked egg, Obsessing over paradoxes, Improving Wikipedia live on the show. Also: Joanne with a brand new caffeine-inspired cat songThanks: Dadaist (hear his Dadaist Cabaret show at http://www.duddingstonbooks.com/cabaret/ ) for topic suggesion and Lockjaw (ThePodcastJunkie.com)for piss-related information, which info can be found at http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 066: Invisibility Saturation

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:00:52 +0000

WARNING - This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. (Today's 2nd Show!) Topics include: Sequentics in counting, Confusing colons, Randomnisation and the digestive system, Surplufluous skins on fruit, Eight miles of person, Outage outrages, Non facial expression, Caffeine as a coolant, What's wrong with Meeveo?, In defence of fractions, A song about a specific cat, An insect not a router, Everybody puts chicken in, Strapped in and unable to urinate, Why humans don't live past 100, Dressing for black and white movies, Invisible Man saturation, Hyperlink hype, Why I don't record myself reading, Points for spraying a cat.Our YouTube videos are at http://ie.youtube.com/user/IntoYourHeaddotcomThanks: Ruben (RubenerdShow.com) for topic suggesions and Lockjaw (ThePodcastJunkie.com)for piss-related information, which info can be found at http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 065: Paperclip Special

studio@intoyourhead.com — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:00:44 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Lack of ambient cat recordings, Stationery update, Big brother is watching paperclips, Non moving office supplies, Lying about "loling", Political lauging gas, A stationery argument, Cat duplication to prove a point, Self duplicating cat-copyright infringments, Reliable paperclip information sources, Dead pigeons on the property ladder, An irrelelevent synthetic paperclip, A warning about other paperclip podcasts, Exchanging your goat's head. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 063: Lying About Plants

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:00:29 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. This is the first of two episodes that went out on the same date. For once it's not a mistake. Tonight's Topics Include: Garnering subsequency, Inefficient use of a hacksaw, Swapping out a big thumb, Getting on Discovery Channel, Legalities of killing two birds with one stone, Hand gestures on Judge Judy, Even better than a cat picture, Stressing the listener, Vegetables as evidence of a dog licensing conspiracy, Return of the urination session, Pronouncing prevarification, Waterfall production, Sesame Street Porn, The Irish podcasters' video conspiracy, Listener concerns regarding guitar urination, Listener comment regarding hair, Prevaricating over an out-take, Lying about plants, The ridiculous Oxygen Cycle, Kitten dog eyes. Also: Our first ever downbeat cat sang.Additional voiceovery stuff thanks Lockjaw and Dustin. The Conspiracies podcast referred to is a Conspiracast.com. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 064: Duran Something

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:00:09 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. This is the second of two episodes that came out on the same date. It's not an error. Tonight's topics include:Between two consecutive days, Stupid place for a mountain, A fuel thief in the audience, Podcaster diplomacy issues, Black market petrol, A less gloomy cat song, The first pluck is the hardest, Pronunciation of "Duran" and "Duran" respectively, Two "Delilah"s under the microscope, No disrespect to Freddie Mercury, Wales' secret cat song exporter, Not afraid to curtail things, Undressing the sky, Dealing with flem, Paws and pause in other languages, How to wreck a legal conference. Also: Joanne with a special selection of folkloric cat stories. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 061: Magnetic Murders

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:00:08 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Calculating the average listener, Exceling in music and hair, Acapello humming from my past, Fake folk music, The man who ate apples while moving, Cats and mice as a story-embellishment, Why virtual pets must be mortal, Charlie the lucky idiot, Cloud cuckoo land, Imaginary people, Avoiding axe murderers by text, Threatening a paperclip, Puddles of pee,Delusions about magnetic murder and Terminators, {Vintage material: Let's blow into something, Our local crocadile hunter, Digestive biscuits, Inter-species nutrition, Inter-species marriage, Related by cat marriage, New rules for bank officials, Living with a fourth dimension, A makeshift holodeck, The new voiceover guy, Naming things after Karl Marx, The Definite Article}, Interupting my vintage self, Conlcusion of the paperclip incident, My President Bush lifestyle.Music: "Twinkle Twinkle My Guitar" by Dilbrent. Use restricted under the following Creative Commons license: Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Generic which can be viewed at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ All other music composed in-house. Additional voiceovery stuff thanks Lockjaw and Dustin (TipYourHat.com). Overall episode - License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 060: Songetic LIcense

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first. Tonight's topics include:Where "here" is, Measuring a country, Verifying listener credentials, Counterfeit podcasts, Submitting to scientific journals, Fun with dry ice and acid, Pointless fire-prevention research, Marking my words, Novelising this show, Tuning in to this show, Identifying with Bruce Springsteen, Investing in cat songs, Rock star cat deceptions, Peeing into a guitar, People hate urine, Exporting sewage to Australia, My new idea to save the planet with frozen urine, Faking a mouse click, Listener input system song, Songetic license, Ending gently. Also: Some listener e-mail, A song about Bruce Springsteen's cat, and Sháinne Greoige with a special investigative editorial about beastalks and your children.Additional voicey stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 037: Quantity over Quality III

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:24:33 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. A super-length special to celebrate the creation of our longest show ever.Tonight's topics include: Act 1: Legitimately introducing oneself, Ways to analyse a fridge, Fulfilling your noise requirements, Unappreciated containers, A margarine feast, Preventing your dinner from freezing, Parmesan cheese as an egg substitute, Apple juice for your PC, Some egg sizing issues, A mayonaisse lottery, Buying listener merchandise, Surplus Stirring, Torturing yourself, Understanding real time and that's just Act 1. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carrol – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 036: Alphabetic Bladder Therapy

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:00:23 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first.current episodes first. Definitely not dandruff, Speaking less legibly, Decoffination, Interference if we're lucky, Too late to avoid learning, Unintentionally saying "cat", An entertaining microwave, TV events in the 1800s, Pretending to talk about psychiatry, Alphabetic bladder therapy, Personal issues with "X" and "Q", A single entry phone book, Getting away from counting, Gravity not enough, Countdown to an ordinary midnight - an experiment, Making milk exciting, Ironing my thoughts, Bill Clinton's handwriting, Functioning eyelids, Calculating the sun's age, Illogical sizing of clock faces, Reconstructing the last word and more. Also: In a new feature, Joanne tackles some listener mail., starting with a question about something, and delivers another lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 023: Chinese Ice Cream

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:00:47 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. .TONIGHT'S TOPICS INCLUDE: Say something worth saying, Sorry about the crucification thing, Vegan dairy products, Free range humans, Finding my weight in gold, Jesus mows the lawn, Fishmongers are nice, The scales on the fish on the scales, Optional extras for horse purchasers, The inappropriate scales of injustice, Misunderstood Satanism in schools, Helpless in the face of house theft, The big roofing fraud, Man's best friend (supposedly), A bittersweet trip to the toilet, Unfulfilled ice cream dreams, Dead cats in China, My futurecrime.Sháinne Greoige is on holiday but we have the latest update on the cat litter controversy from Athy Weekly World News, and Neal gives a unique guest-lecture for the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme. All theme music / bumpers composed on our Madplayer (an ancient and defunct device that creates bespoke music on the fly). License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 015: Madonna and Child

studio@intoyourhead.com — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:00:40 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. TONIGHT’S TOPICS INCLUDE:Cardboard coincidences, My part in the Christmas industry, Economists drawing cats, Selling microscopic pets, Governing from a leather recepticle, Building a better future with the colour beige, Other people's nuclear bombs, Scrambled eggs before Haloween, Ex-beings, Feet don't grow overnight, The Madonna and foster-child, Mother Teresa's skimpy attire, Martin Scorcesse's blue crayons, Feed me feedback, A sense of the ridiculousALSO TONIGHT The first ever Tomo' at Large, with our new Crime Correspondent, Athy Weekly World News with Sháinne Greoige , and another lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme: Intermediate Psychology for Beginners, Joanne's Weekly Cat Song 2. All music made on our "Madplayer", a defunct and wonderful device that generates music on the fly. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 014: Polar Energy

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 14:00:57 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. TONIGHT’S TOPICS INCLUDE: A song for Pippy, This disconnected world, Taunted by the machine, Friday the 13th, Haphazard lunar movements, Tied down by the atmosphere, Redundant directional vocabulary, The wrong North Pole, Stop discovering empty spaces, Polar energy and Communism, My Regular Pony, Adolescence in other species, Self conscious turtles, Pippy caught a mouse, Self sufficiency, A talking turkey, Verifying the television news with dental records, Let’s see what’s on my cellphone, Limbo gets a reprieve, Don’t be a “people person”. Also tonight: ATHY WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, WITH SHÁINNE GREOIGE, and part three of our lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme: "A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO IRONY" THANKS ALSO TO: Dustin Meehan, Lockjaw of ThePodcastJunkie.com for extra voiceovery stuff. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 011: Truth about Dinasaurs / Pope Benedict’s Error – Circa Sept 2006

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 14:00:48 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 010: Circa Sept 2006

studio@intoyourhead.com — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 14:00:32 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 008: Cannibalism Special / Belfast CIRCA AUG 2006

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:29:00 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. ncludes a segment recorded in Belfast last weekend, and the first in our series of lectures tailoured to suit the needs of our listeners - An Introduction to Cannibalism. Eye Doctorers, Your car funds the health system, Soft drinks nosiness, Unneccessary nutrition, AA mug of air, Disgusting inventions, Unfeasible transportation systems and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 006

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:00:47 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Cat toiletrees, You'll be dead soon anyway, Michael Jackson and my mom, This beer might be a placebo, Billy Joel's tale of downtrodden actresses, Kill your pets you selfish bamtard, Beer again, The Kildare Rockies, Geographical aids, Columbus' round trip, Australian men, Cats again, Turnips, Inventing the Compact Disc, Turnips and uncreative gardening, Let's not waste the moon, You're not ready yet, Masking tape, Checking my toes, Nail organistation, Why computer programmes are full of bugs, Cheese premiere, Scallions (a.k.a. Spring Onions to you foreigners), September 11th 1999, Send us your words, Don't just soak and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 005

studio@intoyourhead.com — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:00:34 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Non-viable circus police and impersonation thereof, This coffee jar will help, Differences between you and a cat, Thai sweat shops and toilet paper, The new "grandpa" in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Saint Patrick couldn't drive for shit, Labor Day is funny, Arranging surgery for my neighbour, Happy Meals and alcohol, Is your child good anough for a cult?, Pope John Paul II's ugly cross, Worshipping false and incorrectly-named gods, St. Paul the lizard, Jesus' surprise comeback, What's television?, I could bring telephony to Athy, Driving on public transport, My mopedity, Carrying pets on your bike, Trapeze perverts, euthenasi-cat, advice for pet owners and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 004

studio@intoyourhead.com — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:00:33 +0000

WARNING - This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Tonight's topics include:Time has no bearing, Where do words come out?, Breaking records is impolite, An elderly bear, Amoeba twins versus cellphones - and explanation, Seperating the sciences, Nixers, How Van Gogh lost his ear, Immortals get things done, Jesus' sushi, How bird flu started, Time still has no bearing, How not to miss your stop when commuting, How Satan got wet, Toilet break warning, Read stuff and change the world, Women appreciate this crap, Sleeping lightly on the earth, Electric payments, Self burying pets, Children as mice-repellents, Teaching the teachers, Prof. Stephen Hawkin's backwards astrology thing, Ambidextrous typewriters, Non-ambidextrous doors, Hidden messages in this show, Apalling disgraceful video games which I own, a cough, and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 002

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:59:20 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that has evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Frowning pencils and the youth of today, People are weird about fish, How french fries are made, Shakespeare the third rate comedian, Interfering with old bookcases, Art on wheelie-bins, Disposing of dead puppies, How plastic is made, Adam and Eve's trick on the dinosaurs, Cats in space, Today's beverage, Hurricanes' first names, Uneducateable children, Snow White and children's footwear, Solar cooking, My secret band, Sun holidays to the North Pole, Unknowingly learning a percussion instrument, Getting stoned to death, my shakespearean Sonnet and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

VINTAGE IYH – 001: Partially Recovered Episode

studio@intoyourhead.com — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:05:00 +0000

Please beware: These are very early vintage episodes of a podcast that evolved over 18+ years and 800+ instalments and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Also, if you're still here after reading that, please note this is an incomplete copy of Show 001. And if you're still here after reading that, I shot a man in Reno. Thanks are due to Dustin who kindly pointed out, after hearing that I was having difficulty uploading this very first podcast back in 2006, that WAV files are very big and you're supposed to convert them to MP3. This is a partially recovered copy of the fist ever episode of Into Your Head, in which the topics included: Getting cable, Being photogenic, Stealing picnic baskets, Deodorant, Lying about deodorant in podcasts, Uni-things, Guitar improvisation, Addicted to pipes, Willy Wonka, being a multi-millionaire, Jesus and The Cat in the Hat, Lying about being a multi-millionaire in podcasts, Being a dead musical genius, Trampoline holidays, Reviving dead puppies, Loose coffee leaves, I hope this podcast doesn't attract weirdos, Early Irish cartoons, Farting clauses in mortgages Sketches: "Judge Judy needs you", "Smellbow" License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.