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ABOUT

I have... a lot of silicone. As my tastes have expanded and evolved, I’ve come to deeply appreciate, and strongly prefer, toys from the so-called “indie” toymakers. And for me, Paladin Pleasure Sculptors has leaped ahead of the pack for three reasons:

1. High quality production. Their toys are clean and beautiful. A low-to-no rate of flaws points to an effective quality assurance process, and their customer service is excellent.

2. Amazing, functional models. PPS has the highest ratio of pleasurable toys of any shop I’ve bought from. Everyone’s tastes are different, of course, but their elegant, smoothly textured models have perfectly placed ebbs and swells that hit my g-spot and effectively plug both my holes. They always feel great, and I love finding new ways to enjoy them.

3. Beautiful aesthetics. Like many indie shops, PPS keeps developing signature colorways and pour techniques that create luscious, layered, shimmering patterns to complement their shapes. Their toys are gems of my collection.

Design

Tellus is part of PPS’s Elemental line: four models inspired by human anatomy, with a variety of lengths, girths, and curves between them.

Tellus is the girthy one, with a prominent head and a flared base that makes it safe for anal play and great for strapping on. This is one of my FAVORITE dildo shapes: a slender head with an organic swell, followed by a taper to the base. Tellus is also incredibly smooth, with minimal texturing and a glossy finish.

PPS was kind enough to match the colorway to my Jupiter, which I’d bought from them before, so this one fits right in with my collection!

Quality and Performance

Tellus is a star of my collection. I expected high quality from PPS, but I was blown away by this toy nevertheless. You can see my first impressions in the unboxing video above, and those feelings haven’t faded! The pour is flawless and beautiful. The different colors of silicone ripple and shimmer under its smooth surface. It’s a stunner!

Also, a cute note: the base of Tellus forms a subtle heart! Aww.

Experience, or, How did it actually feel when I used it?

Okay, so... what’s it like?

Mine is a size medium in medium firmness. In my experience, medium is my favorite firmness for strapping on, because it’s soft enough to be comfortable for sensitive bits but firm enough to thrust decisively. On my own, I generally enjoy soft or medium toys, so this one pulls double duty!

In terms of my experience, I came to adore the Tellus for anal play! The thick swell combined with the super-smooth shaft makes for a slick and satisfying ride. I genuinely loved it so much that I brought it to use for an anal VR video shoot (NSFW link!) as my #1 choice of toy! If that’s not a strong endorsement, I don’t know what is!

I found that for myself, this toy is too long for enjoyable vaginal use, but your mileage may vary since vaginal canals vary considerably.

For me, I’ll be sticking with stickin’ Tellus in butts. :)

Materials and care

Paladin Pleasure Sculptors makes their toys from platinum cure silicone, which is the gold standard of adult toys because it’s versatile, body safe, waterproof, and easy to sterilize. I always wash my silicone toys with soap and water! If you need to sterilize, you can use a dilute bleach solution, boil them, or run them through the top rack of the dishwasher (without detergent!). Store in a cool, dry place, and keep silicone away from toys made of other materials like PVC.

Packaging

As you can see in the unboxing video on YouTube, shipping is totally discreet in a plain cardboard box. Inside, the toy is sealed in a clear plastic bag, which is nestled in colored tissue paper.

Cost

Depending on the color and firmness, a premade Tellus in medium ranges from $80-100. At the time of writing this review in 2026, a few were on sale for $64! I think that’s incredible great value even at full price for this toy. It is made with care and craftsmanship and will last through many years of fun!

Remember too — your cost may vary a lot depending on where you live, so factor in shipping and customs fees when tallying up your cart!

FINAL WORD

Paladin Pleasure Sculptors’ Tellus is one of my favorite dildos ever. If you want a realistic-inspired toy with premium quality and colors you’ll want to show off, Tellus is an easy recommendation!

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ABOUT

Sensual Desire is an artisanal woodworker from France who specializes in boutique, customizable, functional works of art. This is as far as you can get from a mass-produced, toxic jelly rabbit vibe - their toys are luscious, intentional, and unique, imbued with character by the craftsmanship lavished on each piece… Is it obvious I'm totally in love?!

I covered Sensual Desire and the unique properties of wooden adult toys in my previous review of the Twist dildo, so make sure to check that one out if you have questions about the maker and materials. For now, let's jump into the juicy stuff here!

This...is the Inmye.

If you've never seen a strapless strapon before, this is a very typical overall design. There is a basal "bulb" that is inserted into the vagina of the wearer; the idea is that this bulb rests within the vaginal canal with minimal effort once inserted. The curve here cups against the body, and this end...well, I suppose you can imagine how that works!

MY BEEF WITH STRAPLESS STRAPONS

The thing is, in my experience? Strapless strapons kinda suck! Yeah, I said it! I've tried the world's top strapless models over the years and have left feeling annoyed, embarrassed, and disappointed. Why?

They're not stable. I HAD to use a harness with them to use them with a partner. So the fantasy of not needing a harness remained just a fantasy.

So...Why aren't they stable? Two reasons.

1. They're heavy. The Tantus Feeldoe weighs 376 grams, the Strap U Evoke weighs 333 grams, the Lovense Lapis is 315 grams… These are just examples but they are very typical of strapless strap-on dildos made of body-safe silicone. Silicone is a hefty material! Add in models with vibrators and the associated electronics and there's a lot goin' on in terms of weight the pelvic floor muscles have to support.

   No matter how strong the muscles of one's pelvic floor are, weight is going to need to be counter-acted at some level. Add in lubrication, whether store-bought or of your own making, and that weight can start to slip, requiring more concentration and, let's say, finesse to keep the bulb in place.

2. The second reason most strapless models are unstable is that they are mass produced and therefore one-size-fits-some. Compared to the average person I think I am MUCH more aware of my internal anatomy, and I know that for me, I need a longer "neck" in toys that I want to keep inside myself. If the neck is too short - the way it was for many of these other models I tried - my pelvic muscles have to constantly engage to counteract the weight of the dildo, and if you're trying to lose yourself in the moment, that's just not fun. Before you know it, your dick has popped out and gone flying. Literally.

So in sum, when I tried other "strapless" strap-ons, they were too heavy with too short of an internal neck to effectively and easily keep inside myself while using with a partner.

WHAT MAKES INMYE DIFFERENT

So how does the Inmye counter this?

Well, in terms of weight, wood is both incredibly strong and incredibly lightweight. The Inmye weighs in at 286g, at least 30g and up to 90g lighter than the mass-produced silicone toys! That means less strain on the pelvic floor muscles, without compromising on the strength and safety of the material.

In terms of anatomical compatibility, the Inmye is customizable. Let's take a look, and I'll explain how this worked.

You can get the Inmye in either cherry wood or walnut wood, and it also comes in small and medium Sizes.

Okay, so the theory is sound. But will it blend??

Experience and Performance

I put on this strapon for the first time on video, actually. You can see that for free on places where such videos can be found. 😇 But let me tell you - it was magical. I am not exagerating. It slipped into place and felt like part of my body.

Are you trans by the way? Or have you ever fantasized about having a dick? Has your lube-covered strapon also rocketed out of your crappy harness, breaking immersion and even embarrassing you? If so then you KNOW what I mean when I say that it felt seamless. Locked in. Part of me!

The bulb rested in exactly the right place in my anatomy. I did not have to consciously hold it in place. And incredibly, it has perfect lateral stability as well. No twisting or slipping sideways. It felt...perfect.

I wore it for over an hour and walked around and amused myself and felt great. No soreness and, again, it was incredibly stable. It both felt great inside, didn't encumber me, and felt real as I used it alone.

Soemthing aesthetic I love that you can see if you look up my video elsewhere, is that while I am wearing it, if I bend over it looks like, incredibly realistic, like an enchanted penis with a scrotal mound, that has been turned to wood. it is so COOL. Ugh!!!!

Ok, so remember at the beginning of this video I said the Inmye has a hidden feature as well? Get this - it has a ball inside the bulb. If you've ever had weighted ben-wa balls, it feels very similar to that! So, while you are walking, or playing, the ball rolls inside and creates a vibration feeling on its own that is so incredible. No vibe, no battery, no cord. Just lofi analog beats you can jam to!!

Do you really really really need a vibrator? I also have good news -- you can order the Inmye with a slot carved for a bullet vibe. They really have thought of everything!

Finally, I want to point out that the Inmye does have a hole for a very charming lace, provided, for additional stability, but because it was so stable on its own, I have not had to use it so can't comment on its utility. It's great that it has this as an option. And without the lace it kinda looks like a cool body mod. :)

MY RECOMMENDATIONS

So....who is this for?

There's a lot of amazing adult toys in the world, and I don't presume to tell you whether or not to buy something - barring safety concerns. I can just give my advice based on being your very experienced hod-daddy who's looking out for you.

Here's who I think would benefit from this toy:

• people who are comfortable with using their vagina while topping.

• people who've tried conventional harness systems and want something different, whether functionally or aesthetically.

• people who are interested in unusual, luxury, and handcrafted toys.

I would not recommend the Inmye to

• someone who isn't comfortable with using their vagina while topping, or who has pelvic floor issues like vaginismus.

• someone who's never used a strapon before. I think to get value from this type of toy, you need to know your own body and how you work as a top. Think of it this way: This is an Italian sports car, and to start you need a reliable little Honda to get a feel for the road.

• someone who needs flexible or soft materials for partner play, since the wood is, obviously, neither of those things.

MY FINAL VERDICT

I'm not going to lie, I'm obsessed with this toy. It's something really, really special. And at the same time, it's something very, very specific. It's not going to replace every strap-on, there's a lot of room in my toy chest for variety, for different needs for different bodies and moods, AND I can say with certainty that this is one of my top 3 straps I've ever used. In design, craftsmanship, innovation, cusomizability, functionality, and pure aesthetics, it's top tier. And if you're a top ready for the sports car of strapons, this could be for you, too.

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ABOUT

I have... a lot of silicone. And like many of us, Bad Dragon was my first foray into the world of bespoke fantasy toys. Over the years I’ve come to deeply appreciate, and strongly prefer, toys from the so-called “indie” makers. But I respect that Bad Dragon has grown into a high-volume, successful, and fairly consistent toy maker, and it’s an industry leader in production and innovation.

And there’s one thing they do that’s very hard to find anywhere else...

Cum tubes! Love them or leave them, no other company comes close to offering the range of cum tube toys that Bad Dragon does. Whether you’re a content creator craving delicious, messy visuals in a variety of shapes and colors, or a collector and fun-haver who wants the same to enjoy privately, Bad Dragon is the #1 stop to shop.

Custom vs. Inventory

My Archer is a premade toy I picked up from Bad Dragon’s inventory shop, meaning I chose it from a lineup instead of custom ordering it to my specs.

Custom toys are pricier, and the big advantage is that you pick exactly the size, firmness, colors, and extras you want, like cum tubes or suction cups. Inventory toys are generally cheaper, and while you can’t change anything about them, you can use Bad Dragon’s inventory filters to hunt down exactly what you’re after. That’s how I found this one!

Design

Archer is actually one of Bad Dragon’s less fantastical models. The product page even shows stock photos in a gradient of skin tones. Archer is a THICK, humanoid shaft with a smooth but pronounced head, a lightly veined shaft, and hefty balls at the base.

I was very happy to snag it in the Night Sky colorway, a shimmery black-and-blue. I’m pretty picky about colors in my toys and I gravitate towards blues, so this one was calling my name.

Mine is a size medium in medium firmness, and it has both a cum tube AND a suction cup, which makes it a really versatile piece for me as a content creator!

Quality and Performance

This toy IS a flop, which means it has cosmetic imperfections and a lower price tag to match. I assess flops case by case, and here the flaws disclosed on the listing were a nick on the head and a widely trimmed space around the cum tube. Both were totally acceptable to me, especially for a toy with this many features.

The flaws were exactly as described in the listing, so no surprises there!

The pour is otherwise a good one. There are no unlisted defects, the cum tube is not loose or otherwise disabled by the rough cut around its fitting, and the color is really nice — subtle, and packed with glitter for a mysterious sheen!

Experience, or, How did it actually feel when I used it?

Okay, so... what’s it like?

So for full disclosure, this toy is WAY too big for me in any hole! Yikes! 🥲 However, I have tested it while topping and while using the cum tube.

Medium in a toy this size is great for topping; it’s firm enough to be stable and reliable under pressure, but soft enough to be accomodated by more tender holes. I have to use a very large o-ring to strap this on, and it is heavy, meaning I have to use my Real Hardware tm (leather harnesses) to wrangle it. Even then, the balls dangling pose a bit of a hazard to movement and create a back-and-forth swing that can be mildly annoying depending on the amount of lube you’re using and how precious you feel about getting lube everywhere. ;)

The suction cup is surprisingly very powerful, and the cum tube performs well, pushing loads of my goopy X-lube concoction easily.

Based on the slight instability with topping, I feel like this toy is actually best suited for folks looking for a big friend for solo play!

Materials and care

Bad Dragon makes their toys from platinum cure silicone, which is the gold standard of adult toys because it’s versatile, body safe, waterproof, and easy to clean. I always wash my silicone toys with soap and water! Cum tube toys need a little extra love: I flush the tube using a syringe and warm soapy water until visibly clean, then again with clean warm water to clear out soap, and then I leave the toy with the tube dangling so it can dry out before I store it. Store in a cool, dry place, and keep silicone away from toys made of other materials like PVC.

Packaging

I’ve bought many toys from Bad Dragon and shipping is always in a discreet brown box without any obvious markings. Toys are shipped in sealed bags and come with little goodies like stickers, squishies, and sundries!

Cost

Buying flops can be a great way to save money. A medium/medium premade Archer is currently $130 in the Bad Dragon inventory, whereas a flop with the same specs is $104 — that’s 20% off! Make sure to read flop listings very carefully so you understand exactly what you are getting; it would be a real shame to get a divot in the head when the head is your favorite part! However, if you’re more just curious about a shape or size and want to try it out, a flop would be a great option to save a bit on investing in that exploratory experiment. :)

Of course, if you know exactly what you want, a custom order is an option for a premium price!

Remember, your cost may vary a lot depending on where you live, so factor in shipping and customs fees when tallying up your cart!

FINAL WORD

If you want messy visuals and maximum versatility on a budget, a Bad Dragon flop with a cum tube and suction cup is hard to beat. And Archer himself? Well, he’s a nice all-rounder but best suited for size queens looking for solo adventures!

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If you've been around my pages for a while, you know I review a lot of toys made from silicone, and I also have toys in my collection made of borosilicate glass and of stainless steel. But today we're looking at a handcrafted wooden toy from Sensual Desire, a French artisan company that specializes in luxury wooden pleasure products. They sent this over for review, and I've been spending some time getting to know it.

Today I am reviewing the Twist Dildo!

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Cover image for Jaq Quicksilver YouTube video “Wood You?”

About Sensual Desire

When I stumbled across Sensual Desire's instagram, I was really excited by the beautiful photos of these unique handmade products. As I read through his website, I was impressed by the philosophy and artistry that goes into making these objects. According to his site, the maker has been a craftsman cabinetmaker for over two decades, and is clearly passionate about his medium, wood, which he describes as "a living, noble material." Hell yeah. He intentionally creates a range of products that are inventive in size and shape, thinking beyond the purely phallic - though he makes items in that vein, too!

First Impressions

So, first off, the toys include simple velvet bags to protect them from scratching or random bumps or scrapes, though this is also beautiful enough you could leave it out for display - I just have bad cats who knock everything down. I love this honey-colored cherry hardwood, and it's very tastefully stamped in gold with the Sensual Desire French logo.

This doesn't feel like a mass-produced toy - because it isn't. They're clearly a luxury product and because they're handcrafted, each one has a slightly unique grain and appearance. In fact right away I am impressed by how intentionally the grain of the wood has been used to accent the form of the object, with the rings round on the ends and coming together along the handle. A really lovely first impression.

Why Wood?

I know the obvious question some people will have right now is:

'Wood? Really?'

Body-safe hardwood toys have actually been around for a long time. Actually - millennia.  When they're properly sealed and finished - as these are - wooden toys are non-porous and can be cleaned much like glass or stainless steel.

Sensual Desire very thoughtfully sent a care guide with these items, which includes the European safety specifications with which these toys comply. Which personally makes me feel pretty good because Europe has quite high safety standards for items for intimate use, relevant to, say, the  United States! The sheet and also explains that they are safe for vaginal and anal use, and may be washed with soap and hot water, as they are also waterproof.

Okay, so it's nice to know wood is a reasonably safe option, but again, why wood? There are a few reasons you might be interested in a wood toy.

You might enjoy the sensual, earthy aesthetics that wood brings to the bedroom. If your sex life involves role playing a fanciful flirty elf, for example, it's easy to see this resting on a shelf in Rivendell for example. More of the horny hippie? No one would blink twice looking at this in your tent. But even if you are as vanilla as they come, natural materials never go out of style.

You might also be interested in the sexual wellness version of "slow fashion" - investing in handmade, harvest to compost products that have a minimal long-term impact on the environment. While I personally find that silicone, glass, and steel are all good choices in that they are inert final materials, my inner tree-hugger is tickled by the idea of very closely hugging the trees. ;)

Finally, perhaps you are a pure hedonist, in which case you might be interested to know that wood has a completely different feel from these other materials. I was personally quite surprised by the feel of these toys. They are very light relative to silicone glass or steel, and very smooth. I also found that while they did not feel cold, they also did not retain body heat the way silicone or steel does, so the sensations while in use were unique.

So whether you're looking for a toy that's also a display piece, reducing your carbon footprint, or just seeking novelty, consider wood!

Experience and Performance

The Twist dildo’s design makes it suitable for partnered play as well as solo use, depending on what you're looking for.

This is a curved double-ended toy made of cherry wood. It has an easy light weight in the hand, elegantly transitioning from the center to each gently-rippled bulb. One end is longer than the other, which gives you a range of size to explore, and the finish is smooth without being slippery.

The design of this toy is so elegant, simple, and effective. I have to admit I was very happily surprised by this toy. On their website, Sensual Desire says this toy was designed to stimulate the G-spot and the P-spot, which are on the anterior sides of their respective cavities - so,  towards the belly from the inside.

Let's say you're using the Twist with a partner. The symmetrical curve makes it natural to hold the object in one position, which puts the gentle ridges of the other end in the anterior position for stimulation of the spot. And it's symmetrical but flipped, so it works this way with either end. It's actually very ergonomic for use with a partner!

Now let's say you're using the Twist with yourself. Again, the curve is such that it naturally nestles into the correct position in your hand, giving your fingers grip on the ridges of this bulb, while positioning the other bulb to have the ridges in the anterior position.

Y'all I am so delighted when a tool is so perfectly designed! Again, it's elegant. You don't have to think about it and it works like an extension of yourself. That's craft!!

And I will say, my partner and I really enjoyed the Twist together. They told me how surprised they were because they often prefer to use their hands, or to only use dildos in a specific way, but that this toy felt freeing, and fun to explore the sensations they could create with different angles and pressures. So as a bottom, it's like, really fun when my top is also having just as much fun as I am, right?

Like that's the dream, the toy brings you together with someone. It's not like I need someone else to hold this, it's, look what we can share together, and create an experience together. And I've  been a professional sex-haver and sex-knower for long enough that to find a product that surprises me in this positive way was truly a delight.

Final Thoughts

I truly love finding unique, beautiful, functional products like this, especially when the craftsmanship is this clearly part of the experience. AI can't make this. A man in France with decades of woodworking experience makes this, and I fucking love that. I think that Sensual Desire is trying to make something that's equal parts pleasure product and artisan object, and is succeeding at doing so.

I would 100% recommend the Twist dildo to individuals and couples seeking novel, body-safe and beautiful toys, and who are willing to invest in the experiences these offer. If you're in the EU, congrats, you will have a painless time ordering the Twist or other products from Sensual Desire. If you are in the US, you will have to pay for international shipping and I guess tariffs? But again, I do think that if you are intrigued and captivated by the experience this offers, it's worth it. (Also, please vote out your bad politicians so that you can pay fewer taxes on dildos!!).

In the meantime, I will be enjoying mine, and I'm looking forward to reviewing a few more items from Sensual Desire in the coming weeks, so stay tuned! :)

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ABOUT

HumpToy is a queer owned small business located in France - and, actually, the business is so small that it's one person - Kenza!

Kenza has a master's degree in analytical chemistry and started making toys for fun! They noticed that most suction cup toys on the market are highly realistic, and they wanted something more abstract, more creative, and something that looked, well, cool. They also wanted toys made of body-safe and vegan materials.  They decided to take matters into their own hands, and the result is HumpToys, a line of hand-poured, platinum-cured silicone toys that range from dildos to strokers to grinders shaped like keyboards. Why not!?

Kenza was super kind enough to send me two toys from their lineup: Rapture, and Joy! Let's get into these euphoric little guys!

Design

RAPTURE is HumpToys' first ever design! It features smooth ridges and gets gradually thicker towards the base, giving it a pyramidal shape with organic smooth edges. The base is flared with aesthetically pleasing nubs or crystals that give a place to showcase the pretty colors of the toy. The HumpToys website has a GREAT sizing guide showing all sorts of data, so I won't bore you with the details here, but man, this is a BIG BOY in size large, hehe.

JOY is a very textured toy. It features two knots and a flaired tip, curled all around with tight spiraliing ridges. I really love that this toy has two of my favorite features - knots and a blunt head - while having a totally abstract design! It really emphasizes the sensual interest that can be found in custom silicone toys. Just like Rapture, Joy has plenty of size diagrams available on the site, and just for your reference, this is a size large!

Quality and Performance

Something I love about buying from indie toymakers is the quality you get. I rest so easy knowing that my toys are body-safe, made by a responsible small business, and are pieces of art I'm proud to display in my home. HumpToys are no exception.

The silicone is a clean, competent pour, without visible bubbles, cracks, or tears. The colors live up to the design; for example, there's a density of mica glitter that makes this stormy gray pour on Rapture pop, and the blues of Joy are whimsically shiny.

Experience, or, How did it actually feel when I used it?

Okay, so.... what's it like?

Let's talk about Rapture first. This is, again, a HumpToys classic, and mine is in 0050 firmness, which is commonly called "medium soft." This is probably my favorire catch-all firmness, as it's strong enough to stand up on its own or to withstand a hard use session, yet soft enough to be comfortable in, uh, any hole.

The Rapture is really great for people who want to be consistently stretched. It eases in and eases open, which can be great for people looking for girth training.

I personally don't find this kind of shape very effective for myself as a bottom. I get a more rewarding experience out of toys with more variation in width throughout the shaft. BUT! But! If you are a bottom - or you know a bottom - who loves to feel the stretch, this could be perfect for you. Rapture is great for strapping on. It's a nice length to give you maneuverability while topping, and the relentless taper and wide ridges can drive your partner wild. As a top, I found strapping on the Rapture to be a total joy.

Speaking of Joy! Let's talk about Joy! So like I mentioned before, this is very much my speed for bottoming. I love some gentle size variation, and I love a blunt head, and Joy in 0030 "soft" firmness is just *kiss*. Especially after my hysterectomy earlier this year I've needed a gentle touch from my toys and I really like this one. Even in large, this is totally forgiving and has a really enjoyable squishiness that my insides currently appreciate. I would say that the soft firmness is too soft for really effective topping for me, but I love the Joy for solo play, especially with this wonderfully strong suction cup.

Materials and care

HumpToy makes their toys from platinum cure silicone, which is the gold standard of adult toys because it is versatile, it's body safe, it's waterproof, and it's easy to sterilize. You can use a toy cleaner if you want, but I always wash my silicone toys with soap and water! If you need to sterilize them you can use a dilute bleach solution, boil them, and even put them in the top rack of your dishwasher (without detergent!). Storage is simple: just dry and place in a cool, dry place like a drawer or cabinet. Silicone can be stored with other silicone, so a toy bin is also an option - just make sure there are no toys made of other materials like PVC touching your silicone toys!

Packaging

My HumpToys were packed in a perfectly discreet brown box. I didn't notice anything that would attract a second glance to my...package. lol.

Inside, the toys were thoughtfully packed in satin storage bags, and came with two tiny models as well as a bunch of stickers. There is only one tiny model now because my cat chewed up and ate the other one. He's fine, by the way, just a menace, and the surviving tiny is locked up safe with its kin in my storage cabinet.

Cost

HumpToys inventory ranged from 40-130 euro at the time of this writing, and custom toys range from about 70 to 130 euro, both of which are pretty standard prices in the custom silicone world. Your cost as a buyer may vary considerably depending on your geographic location, so make sure to account for shipping and customs fees when tallying up your shopping cart.

FINAL WORD

If you're looking for an ethically sourced, handmade toy with the bonus assurance of its being vegan, I totally think HumpToys are worth the price tag!

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