Ultimate Facepalm

Free Comic Book day etiquette, Butterbean as Wilson Fisk, Chinese Funeral Strippers and The Racoons Cartoon

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 01 May 2015 06:17:10 +0000

Well well well!

We meet again!

Here’s the latest coming at ya thick and/or fast!

We may not be the best pop culture podcast, but boy howdy we certainly ain’t the worst!

Our Avengers 2: Age of Ultron will be up in the next 24hours! Stay tuned!

Gallipoli: We just don’t get it!

Celebrate the ANZAC spirit with some f*ckin’ footy!

The ins and outs of Tasmania (as we understand it anyways!)

Free Comic Book day is upon us! We discuss the etiquette

Butterbean should’ve been cast as Wilson Fisk after ending Bart Gunn’s boxing career

UFP Questions and Talk Topics!

NERD NEWS!!!!

Silent Hills has officially been cancelled!

Batman V Superman Porn Parody looks better than the original

Brian Tee cast in TMNT 2

EA flip flops on “no refunds” rule

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, Mad Max Fury Road, Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers and f*ck me, It's the Bacons!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Sat, 25 Apr 2015 06:49:59 +0000

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, Mad Max Fury Road, Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers and f*ck me, It's the Bacons!

It's TRAILER MANIA here on UFP!

A shorter than usual show too as we had a very hefty Avengers 2: Age of Ultron review to film.

But nevertheless we got through a bunch of trailers that had dropped recently (in no particular order):

WB/DC jerkoff shitfest movie that will never exist

Jurassic World

Mad Max: Fury Road

Star Wars

Ant Man

Fantastic Four

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Rage of Ultron review, Netflix Daredevil and Robble Robble!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 16 Apr 2015 09:24:10 +0000

It’s ANOTHER episode!

Very much enjoyable show to do with a ridiculous case of the giggles halfway through (purely brought on by our own stupidity)!

Let’s get to it!

Patreon love to our Patrons and other stuff coming their way!

G at Oz Comic Con

C Bomb catching up on all the shows!

UFP Crew Questions!

Ant Man Trailer

Michelle MacLaren leaves Wonder Woman/DC/WB

Netflix Daredevil

UFP News and the return of a VERY funny UFP OF THE WEEK!!!

NERD NEWS!!!!

Olivia Munn to play Psylocke in X Men Age of Apocalypse

Fox TV remaking the Rocky Horror Picture Show

New Spider Man in Civil War will be 15 – 16 years old

Terminator Genisys trailer

Game of Thrones Season 5 leak

Comic Reviews

- Rage of Ultron

- Savior #1

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Ash Vs The Evil Dead, no one really wants to play a gay orc dating sim and the Great Gazoo is one to the original Green Lantern Corps!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 10 Apr 2015 02:15:10 +0000

Hi Peeps!

Here’s the latest and *a-hem!* “greatest!

G’s hand is almost 100% and will be at Oz Comic Con (mostly likely)

Smart casual David Lee Roth on Ellen (?)

We will be answering some of the UFP Crew Questions on UFPTV!

We answer, wrap on the UFP Crew questions!

Nerd News!

Star Trek and Green Lantern cross over

Banjo Kazooie Movie rumor from WonderCon

Earthbound Sold Out on Club Nintendo

Who want’s to play a gay orc dating sim? The answer is, NO ONE!!!!!

Batman V Superman teaser trailer MIGHT happen!

Wrestlemania Wrap, Inu Yashiki review, The Fresh Prince of Bell-End and what if Grant Morrison's Multiversity was found by aliens?

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 03 Apr 2015 04:48:01 +0000

Well better late than never you know…. Eh, whaddya gonna do right?

Here’s what’s what……

What if Grant Morrissons Multiversity was found by aliens?

We address the UFP Crew Questions and talk topics

NERD NEWS!!!!

- Ryan Reynolds pic as Deadpool

- Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor

- Bond teaser trailer for Spectre

- Constantine TV series to learn its fate shortly

- Arthur Darvill cast as Rip Hunter

- Ciara Renee casts as Hawkgirl

COMIC REVIEW

- Inu Yashiki

Chrononauts #1 reviews, the return of Tank Girl and Edward Furlong as The Crow: Never Forget

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 26 Mar 2015 04:05:37 +0000

Another week another ep!

Here's this 7 days run of misgivings...

C Bomb laments his withering face with his age

G Money laments his broken hand

C Bomb laments just about everything else

UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions

NERD NEWS!!

- Netflix Australia is HERE!

- Casting news for the long in production hell The Crow remake

- The Last of Us Multi player team is coming across to the Uncharted 4 multi player development

- Titan comics announces 21st Century Tank Girl

Comic Review

- Chrononauts #1

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Powers TV Series and Chappie movie review, Howard the Duck #1, White Power Milk and human wastes of skin triggered by The Joker Variant Batgirl cover

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 19 Mar 2015 08:03:41 +0000

It's UFP MANIA!!!!!!

We have a TON of stuff going on!

Patreon! Check it out, become a Patron and access the bonus shows and material HERE! https://www.patreon.com/UFP

T Shirts are back in the works! Stay tuned!

New Website! Also coming soon! Stay tuned again!

UFPTV! It's here! Check it here! https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

It's St Patricks Day - Bunnings get your shit together!

UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions!

Movie Review: Chappie (at one hour 2 mins)

Nerd News! (at one hour 16 mins)

RIP Terry Pratchett

New Superman and Wonder Woman outfits

The Joker variant cover for Batgirl #21 triggers useless wastes of skin

You can buy the Hulkbuster armour for just over $20k!

Lego Jurassic World…. Big whoop!

Kevin Smith is a fat useless cunt… Oh and he’s doing Mallrats 2

COMIC REVIEWS!!!

Howard the duck #1

Southern Cross #1

RIP Leonard Nimoy, Capcom and Sega join forces, The Oscars snoozefest and seduced by Doctor Bigfoot attorney at large!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Mon, 09 Mar 2015 01:18:24 +0000

Hello again!

We’re back to the old format and I hope you like it because…. Well…. Tough.

Check out UFPTV because you have nothing better to do!!!!

Check out Feed It Comic’s podcast!

We answer the UFP Crew’s Questions and chat about their talk topics!

UFP News!

- Tony Abbott is still a c*nt

- Rupert Murdoch is not his real name

- Cops Find Weed In Sour Cream Container Marked 'Not Weed'

- Seduced by Doctor Bigfoot Is Your Amazon.com Horror of the Day

NERD NEWS!!!

- Tom Ellis is Lucifer

- Ben Hardy to be Angel (?)

- New Faith No More Song – Superhero

- Ex Machina trailer

- Netflix coming to Australia

Comic Book reviews

- Spider Gwen #1

- Suiciders #1

- Silk #1

- Thor Annual #1

- Curb Stomp #1

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Triple J Hottest 100, David Tennant as Purple Man and the Vajankle is the stuff that haunts G's dreams!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 24 Feb 2015 12:32:46 +0000

Triple J Hottest 100, David Tennant as Purple Man and the Vajankle is the stuff that haunts G’s dreams!

Yet ANOTHER EP!!!

WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!

Straya Day! Get it in ya ya cunt!

Triple J Hottest 100; the usual crock of shit

Apple really just was one dude, Sony Loses $30million on The Interview and I tried to buy a ghost on Craigslist

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 24 Feb 2015 11:53:09 +0000

Apple really just was one dude, Sony Loses $30million on The Interview and I tried to buy a ghost on Craigslist

Yet ANOTHER ep! So Close to the last one! I bet you think all your Christmasses have come at once!

UFP CREW Qs!

NERD NEWS!!!

Homeland' Star to Voice Papa Smurf in Animated Movie

Fan Cuts The Hobbit Into A Single, 4-Hour Movie

SONY WILL LOSE $30 MILLION ON THE INTERVIEW

Constantine Return

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Grant Morrison get out of our shop, Tom Hardy saves his own career from Suicide Squad and Olivia Newton John's husband is Turbo Teen!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 24 Feb 2015 11:34:32 +0000

Grant Morrison get out of our shop, Tom Hardy saves his own career and Olivia Newton John’s husband is Turbo Teen!

Another Ep! Huzzah!

Keira Daley is/was great! You can check her out here..

http://keiradaley.com/podcast/

UFP CREW Qs!

NERD NEWS!!!!

SPOILERS: Major SUICIDE SQUAD Story Details Cover The Joker's Role, Twist Ending, And More

Hatred Rated Adults Only in North America

Disney Infinity Claims It Sold More Than Skylanders Last Year, Activision Disagrees

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UFP Rage 9: Chip butty, fcking J Lo arse, bullsht Shia LeBeouf pedophile

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 00:58:57 +0000

Argh!

Need to get these episodes out!

This time we chat about..

- The Charlie Hebdo Attacks

- Sia’s Elastic Heart video features Shia LeBeouf and a bunch of triggered pussies

- YOUR Talk Topics and Questions

- Better Call Saul trailer

- Justice League: Throne of Atlantis preview

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UFP Page 9: Agent Carter review, the Death of Deadpool, Chris Hardwick is Oprah for nerds and David Spade is Ultron

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Wed, 21 Jan 2015 00:40:44 +0000

Ahoy Banditos!

Here’s another (at the time of publishing) brand spanking new ep!

- Our Aussie tribute to Super Podcasto Magnifico

- G Money is fighting a junkie on 3 hours sleep

- We answer your questions and talk topics!

NERD NEWS!!!!

- Batman V Superman 2 part split

- Death of Deadpool

G’s Comics Reviews

- Ant Man #1

- Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1

- Wolverines #1

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UFP Rage 8: Big Hero 6, The Hobbit: The Battle of 5 Armies and Nightcrawler reviews, "Vape" is the 2014 word of the year and is mayonnaise an instrument?

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 04:20:59 +0000

Another ep! Have a listen!

- We answer your questions and talk topics

G’s Movies reviews!

- The Hobbit

- Big Hero 6

- Nightcrawler

- The heart emoji and the word “vape” make us sad

- Madonna, once again, struggles to maintain relevancy

- New Mexico Woman Tried To Sneak Gun Into Jail In Her Genitals: Cops

- Paul Feig On Why He Chose To Reboot GHOSTBUSTERS With A Female Cast And More

- Man Buys PlayStation 4 From Walmart, Says He Got Two Bags Of Rocks

- Man With Knife In Skull For Hours 'Wasn't Aware Of It'

UFP Page 8: Batman Vs The Hulk, The Evil Within review, Axis Marvel event wrap up and we have a confession, but we're not Usher

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Sat, 10 Jan 2015 03:39:26 +0000

A big big show to kick off the new year! I really enjoyed it so I hope you enjoy it too!

- G is wearing shorts therefore, it is hot. But we live in Perth, so fuck off.

- True Detective does have a plot and if you think otherwise, you’re a twat

- Iinet had to get out of the kitchen and turned off all their servers

- Wanting to look good naked

- UFP Crew questions and talk topics

- Ant Man trailer

- The Evil Within review

- Warren Ellis co-writing Captain Marvel with Kelly Sue Deconnick

- Axis event wrap up

- S.H.I.E.L.D. #1 review

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UFP Rage 7: French police taser a rampaging Kinder chocolate fuelled monkey, showing love for "Mould Wine" and Tony Abbott further proving what utter derp of the highest order he is

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Sat, 10 Jan 2015 02:26:12 +0000

Another late drop…..

Whatcha gonna do?

Enjoy!

- “Enjoyable” Christmas dinners with co-workers

- Best and worst Christmas movies

- Check out “On the fringe” podcast

- UFP Crew questions and talk topics

- Tony Abbott further proves what utter derp of the highest order he is

- The Interview is a piece of shit movie

- Injured parrot turns out to be a CHRISTMAS HAT!

- People showing love for “Mould Wine”

- French Police taser chocolate fuelled monkey

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UFP Page 7: Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus, Rumble #1 review and Spiderman is a health industry allegory for egg cholesterol

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 01:34:38 +0000

Enough about syphilis, on with the show!

- We’re at fringeworld.com.au! Get YOUR tix for NOW!

- Sony speculating Tom Hardy as the Sandman and Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus

- Best films, TV shows, Comics and video games of 2014

- DC continues being annoying and nonsensical

- Stuff Australia gets right

- 6 year old fan made Mega Man game

- Biggest video games surprises of 2014

- Rumble #1 review

21 Jump Street and Men in Black crossover, Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever, Birdman movie review and What's the difference between Bono and Santa? Santa gives you things you want!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Wed, 24 Dec 2014 03:04:34 +0000

Another Ep, another dollar….

Not strictly true, but at least you’ll get a dollar’s worth of entertainment here as he rant upon….

- The cars we would buy for $100,000

- Hate or Rate: Sons of Anarchy finale, Giant Slip and Slide in Perth, #illridewithyou

- 21 Jump Street and Men In Black crossover

- Spiderman in Civil War

- Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever!

- Birdman movie review

- Take That joke tops Christmas Cracker jokes

- JK Simmons cast in Kong Skull Island alongside Tom Hiddleston

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Bitch Planet #1, Perth Fringe Festival 2015 and Phoenix Wright? Don't you mean Roger Wright?

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Wed, 24 Dec 2014 02:00:48 +0000

Hello Hello again!

Yes, like my cumshot the eps are coming thick and fast!

Let’s wipe that indecorous introduction off us and get on with it where in this episode we muse upon…

- We’ve got a Perth Fringe Show! Check it here www.fringeworld.com.au

- G was upset about his football team, Perth Glory, not doing as well as he’d had hoped.

- American Horror Story Freakshow Analysis

- Improvements on Agents of SHIELD

- Ghostbusters spin off news

- DC mass comic cancellation

- Fiona Staples pencilling 3 episodes of Archie

- Batgirl issue 37 cover explanation

- Devil May Cry definitive edition

- Bitch Planet #1 review

- Stjepan Sejic now drawing Rat Queens

- G Willow Wilson is now Marvel Exclusive

- Gerry Duggan is also Marvel Exclusive

- Phoenix Wright, don’t you mean Roger Wright?

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We try to explain the reason for Terminator Genisys , CM Punk Vs the Green Power Ranger and why you should to Bryan Callen instead of Adam Carolla

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Wed, 24 Dec 2014 01:11:58 +0000

Hello hello!

A new style with the show notes because, well… the old ones took too long and only about 2 people read them (Thanks Patrick and Scott!) so on this show we wrap on…

- Yumi Stynes being an insidiously dumb cunt

- Al Pacino teases upcoming Marvel role

- Grumpycat will make more money than all of us and that fact should depress all of us

- Why you should to Bryan Callen instead of Adam Carolla

- CM Punk joins the UFC and his appearance on Colt Cabana’s Art of Wrestling podcast

- We try to explain the reason for Terminator Genisys

- No Colossus for X Men Apocalypse

- Lorde at the Porn Awards

- Mark Wahlberg is STILL a piece of shit!

Ultimate Facepalm Page 5: Suicide Squad casting, Blake Livelys' sex change to become a woman, Krypton TV series and the end of Naruto

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 16 Dec 2014 00:35:14 +0000

On the road again…. Something something I don’t know when…. And er…. etc.

Look if you’re looking for country and western you’ve come to the wrong place!

It’s now Diamond Dallas UFP Page

Bulk Nutrients pre work out is great!

The Men who stare at goats is a very good movie

The comic business is booming at ComicZone!

Ryan Reynolds needs the money to pay for Blake Livelys’ sex change operation

C Bomb is NOT in the mafia

UFP Crew questions and Talk Topics

- Other comic books characters we’d be keen to see share some screen time

- Pat Broderick taking aim – The War On Cosplay

- Batgirl moonlighting as Beyonce

Nerd News!

- Benedict Cumberbach CONFIRMED as Dr Strange

- Suicide Squad movies casting confirmed

- Krysten Ritter cast as Jessica Jones

- Michael Colter cast Luke Cage

- ‘Krypton’ Series In Works At Syfy From David Goyer & Ian Goldberg

- Announcements from PSX 2014 The Playtstation Experience

- Naruto final review

- Cinemaware release It Came From the Desert™: The Action Game – Extended Cut only for Sega Genesis/ Megadrive

Comic Reviews

- Hellboy and the BPRD

- Angela #1

- Secret Six #1

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Movie sequels that shouldn't have happened, Jacqui Lambie and the PUP insanity and a lawyer so bad, he's a real-life Hyperchicken

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 09 Dec 2014 00:54:07 +0000

Howdy do folks!

Late drop as usual, but whatch gonna do?

Let’s rock!

G Money’s New Zealand holiday larks!

C Bomb’s Hong Kong holiday japes!

Haircuts-shmaircuts!

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops

- Jacqui Lambie and the PUP insanity

- Our thoughts on Interstellar

- Fighting slightly mutilated large animals

- Movie sequels that shouldn’t have happened

- What to do in our final days

NEWS!

- Cory Bernardi is a creepy cunt

- Naked man arrested after causing incident at Boston airport

- The True cost of Putins’ nefarious image

- The biggest lawyer fail of all time is possibly a real life Hyperchicken

Jurrassic World, Superior Iron Man #1, is Chappie the new Short Circuit and Chris Pratt is Cowboy Ninja Viking

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 28 Nov 2014 01:13:24 +0000

We’re back (AGAIN!... This is starting to become a habit.)

A very full show for you here so let’s have at it!

LOTS of bollocks talking at the start (would you expect any different?)

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops

- Our thoughts on Jurassic World

- Do we understand Grant Morrison’s Multiversity

- Is Chappie the new Short Circuit

- DC suing Spanish football team Valencia over a bat symbol

NERD NEWS!!!!

- Howard the Duck Ominbus

- Oscar Isaac to be cast as Apocalypse in X Men Apocalypse

- Daniel Bruhl as Baron Zemo?

- CM Punk writing Thor

- Outcast pilot casts Patrick Fugit

- From Hell TV series at FX

- Chris Pratt in Cowboy Ninja Viking

- The game controller that takes your blood when you lose

- Dark Souls 2 coming to PS4 and Xbox One

Comic reviews

- All New Captain America #1

- Spider-Verse Review

- Spider-Woman #1

- Superior Iron Man #1

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C Bomb's UFP Rage Solo Mess, Part Deux: Google flashing woman's boobs on street view, Russia dismantles Steve Jobs memorial as 'gay propaganda' and Chris Brown throws it down wit' yo' Muppet Face Ass!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:00:56 +0000

G’s trip and why he’s not here.

The Melbourne Cup – Yet again, National disaster

MCTs – Take them or don’t but they work for me!

EPW Perth ReAwakening 13! Hope to see you there!

UFP Crew Questions and Talks Topics

- What if?: Peter Jackson directed a DC or Marvel movie?

- Marvel passing on the Planet Hulk movie… for now.

- Is there any point to Batman V Superman trailer in December?

NEWS!!!

- Google fined over $2000 for showing woman’s boobs on Street View

- Chris Brown throws it down wit’ yo’ Muppet Face Ass!

- CBS green-lights Limitless TV series pilot, picks up where the movie ends

- Russia dismantles Steve Jobs memorial as 'gay propaganda' after Apple's Tim Cook comes out

- Seth Rogen linked to role in Steve Jobs biopic Forthcoming film NO LONGER starring Christian Bale and be directed by Danny Boyle

- Paul Reubens confirms he is making a Pee Wee Herman film with Judd Apatow

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C Bomb's UFP Page Solo Mess, Part Deux: Steven DeKnights' Zebra arms, trying to explain Gamergate and banned from Super Smash Brothers for 136 years!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 00:57:54 +0000

Well well well! We meet again lonliness!

Yes that’s right, G is MIA for this one again that meaning C Bomb has to do the show like he does his lovemaking; solo.

Here it is in all it’s majesty…

The Melbourne Cup is a bucket of “Who gives a shit”

G is still away and feeling like poo

C Bomb will be away as well

Check out epwperth.com and their huge wrestling event Reawakening 13! www.epwperth.com

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topic

- Vinnie Jones in Arrow

- Wonder Woman movie set in the 20s

- Steven DeKnight’s Zebra arms

- No Bullseye for Netflix Daredevil season 2

- Erasing movies from the public’s consciousness for the greater good

- Trying to explain Gamergate

- DC’s 2015 big annual event “Convergence”

NERD NEWS!!!!

- Retired League of Legends player now gets $800k a year

- Banned from Super Smash Bros for 136 years

- Loki and Heimdall to return to the big screen and Avengers: Age of Ultron

- The Internet Arcade allows you to play over 900 games for free in your browser

- Attack on Titan and Marvel crossover is happening in Japan

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C Bomb's Halloween UFP Rage Solo Mess!: James Spader is the man for the job, Kobe Bryant can pick up his $482.50 check from Connecticut General Life Insurance Company and Joe Hockey: International Man of Embarrassment

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:09:40 +0000

Here’s the second third Halloween show…. Or is it the second second one? Look, my feeble memory doesn’t stretch that far back and let’s face it, some eps are better off forgotten!

Here’s the latest!

UFP Crew Qs and Talk Tops

- Thoughts on James Spader as the voice of Ultron

- Favorite Asian recording artists/bands

- Joe Hockey: International man of embarrassment

Tony Abbott doesn’t know who’s the boss

Poor celebrities don’t know they’re owed thousands of dollars

Kristen Stewart “takes a break” from acting to become an immense arty blowhard

Age of Ultron trailer becomes the most viewed trailer of all time

U2’s The Edge says “Gave our album a chance”

Taylor Kitsch confirmed for a role for the second season of True Detective

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C Bomb's Halloween UFP Page Solo Mess!: Age of Ultron teaser trailer, Deathstoke #1 and Benedict Cumberbatch is Dr Strange

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 11:26:54 +0000

BOO!

Did I scare you like a young man who's condom breaks inside his 16 year old girlfriend whilst mid-bang?

No? Well, I'll have to try harder on next years' Halloween show!

Here we go....

UFP Talk Tops and Questions

- Top 5 Horror movies

- Resident Evil Hate 'em or Rate 'em

- Exploring JUST how horrible news.com.au has become

- Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr Strange

- Favorite horror comics WITHOUT zombies

NERD NEWS!

- Age of Ultron teaser trailer

- Ewan McGregor verbally smashes Star Wars "fans"

- Captain Marvel again rumoured for Avengers: Age Of Ultron

Comic reviews

- Arkham Manor #1

- Deathstoke #1

- Goners #1

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James Franco smashing paparazzo, U2's Bono and his pink eyed glaucoma and Tony Abbott and his Banana Hammock takin' on Vladimir Putin on the Ritz

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 23 Oct 2014 00:35:02 +0000

Well if it ain't a new format episode! Get your delightful tiny pixie ear around this won't you?

Bananas in Pyjamas Vs Wags the Dog

Tony Abbott and his Banana Hammock with his shirtfronting hijinks

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

- The Australian produced film Infini

James Franco smashing paparazzo to the adulation of all

Nightcrawler movie

Yahoo’s top Halloween costume searches

U2s Bono tells us all things we don’t care about

Bunbury local discovers spider burrowing under his skin whilst on holiday in Bali

Mobile phones engineered not to last (Tags: No shit a-hole)

Family Feud under fire for misogynistic question

Network Ten haemorrhages money because they are rubbish

Australian The Bachelor is a freaking lunatic

MOVIE REVIEWS!

- Oculus

- Gone Girl

DC Comics imaginary movie schedule, Marvel Civil War and The Evil Within

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:13:00 +0000

AH! The start of a new chapter with UFP Page (see what I did there?)

It’s a new format and like with all things new, it’ll probably be a bit rubbish. But… You get what you pay for.

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

- DCs cavalcade of made up movies

- Netflix’ Daredevil pics/synopsis from NYCC

- Dream casting for Dr Strange

- Gotham thoughts again

- Arrow season 3

NERD NEWS!!!

Robert Downey Jr on board for Captain America 3 and possibly Iron Man 4 and being a part of Marvel Civil War

Marvels’ Achilles Heel, that isn’t an Achilles heel at all

Sabertooth is Wolverine

ScarJo offered lead In Ghost in the Shell live action US remake

The Evil Within IGN review

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Back from hiatus! Thor 3, Cosplayers killing conventions and all female Ghostbusters 3

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 14 Oct 2014 00:18:41 +0000

Well, it’s been a while. I’ve almost forgotten how to do this!

New news and changes!

2 month catch up

- The Fappening

- Ray Rice

- Destiny

- HK Democracy

- Ferguson/Shaw

UFP Crew Qs and TTs

- How would we end Sons on Anarchy?

- Fantastic Four Cancelation

- Big comics of this year and ones coming up

- 3^rd Thor film?

- Foreign remakes of American films

- India’s dancing superstar

- Are cosplayers killing conventions?

- Kevin Smith: Just fuck off already

Nerd News!

- NYCC news

- Twin Peaks returning

- Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

- Spider-Gwen Comics

- Lego Batman movie Confirmed

- Guardians of the Galaxy Animated trailer

- Marvel Comics – Secret Wars

- Predator Vs Archie

- Tomorrowland teaser trailer

- Michael Keaton WOULD play Batman again but only if it was for Tim Burton

- Ghostbusters all-female reboot

Comic reviews

- Thor #1

- Batgirl #35

- Batman #35

- Men of Wrath #1

- Wytches #1

- Axis #1

- Gotham Academy #1

- Lobo #1

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G Money's Solo 1

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 00:25:02 +0000

Well, after much delay (my fault entirely), here is G Money's solo show, answering YOUR questons while C Bomb was overseas.

This was not recorded in the Kill or Be Killed Auditorium, thus the audio quality isn't as what you're accustomed to. But we're going for content over quality here and despite G not sounding anything like himself at the start, I'm sure you'll enjoy it ^_^

Guardians of the Galaxy movie review, DC's Movie and TV Universes to be 'separate' and Star Wars Episode one: Tariffs, tariffs, tariffs!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Wed, 06 Aug 2014 00:21:22 +0000

Here’s a show that thumbs a nose at our hiatus. We hope you indeed dig it!

G’s Honeymoon and other such things

Batman Day Celebrations

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops

- Any potential Champions, Defenders and/or Great Lakes Avengers

- Will we see an “Ultimate Facepalm: Live”

- Are the “Big two” comic companies shafting the retailers that help them?

- The internet’s first thoughts on the new “Gotham” series

- DC keeping their movie and TV universes separate, because, up yours, that’s why.

Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy

Nerd News!

- Mad Max Trailer

- Ra’s Al Ghul in Arrow series 3

- Lucy Lawless and Mockingbird to appear in Agents of Shield

- Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman photo appears and no-one should care

- Fight Club sequel in comic book form confirmed

- First look at Paul Bettany as The Vision

- Wentworth Miller confirmed as Captain Cold in The Flash TV series

- No Janet Van Dyne in the Ant Man movie

- Dr Who heading to the big screen

- Rob Zombie’s attempt to crowd-fund his latest film (which is apparently a MASSIVE rip-off of everything!)

- Bill Murray to voice Baloo the Bear in the new live action The Jungle Book film

- Horns trailer

- Nightcrawler trailer

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes movie review, the "Fire Rick Remender" campaign and Sooty and Sweep: Dawn of Justice

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 01:11:11 +0000

Hello!

We're NOT here to give you week old news, cooking recipes or to suck Kevin Smiths dick.

G is dead from his marriage organisation (but alive for the show)

The Transformers audio commentaries WILL be coming but we're going on hiatus and will be back as soon as we can!

Vomit fist is a better idea than Shaq Fu

Check out the Mike to Cam Podcast for all your Australian and worldwide sporting news

UFP Crew Qustions and Talk Topics

- DC not allowing to honor the memory of a murdered child

- G's fireball response to the "Fire Rick Remender" campaign

- Comics to read that don't feature Superheroes

- Our business is our business

- Brandon Routh to play Ray Palmer in the 3rd season of Arrow

- Comic letters and inkers going the way of the dinosaur

- How much of a wrestling show is actually spent wrestling

- Country music in Australia

- Hate 'em or Rate 'em: Idiot Buddy comedies

- No, Kevin Smith ISN'T paid to make up shitty info leaks: he does it for free

Movie review: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Nerd News!

- Stuart Immonen to do art on the new Captain America

- Pandora and Phantom Stranger cancelled but new Trinity of Sin to be released

- Klarion the Witch Boy confirmed Ann Nocenti and Trevor McCarthy

- New 52's Lobo gets new ongoing series from Cullen Bunn and Reilly Brown

- Spider Woman getting her own ongoing with Greg Land to draw

- New Dark Horse title called Black Hammer by Jeff Lemire and Dean Ormston

- Micheal Bay will NOT be doing an Neon Genesis Evangelion movie

- Another piece of shit movie by Kevin Smith called "Tusk"

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The Flash pilot, Constantine pilot, Transformers 4 and forget Cyclops, WE were right!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 03 Jul 2014 00:49:34 +0000

C Bomb is Mel Gibson and G is Jodie Foster... If you disagree, you're wrong!

Let's get to it!

Rolf Harris! Fucking hell....

UFP Crew Questions

- Image Founder Hate 'em or Rate 'em

- Unwelcome photo comparisons

- Erasing Rolf Harris from history

- The Flash pilot

- Constantine pilot

- How long will Wolverine stay dead for?

- Shows that are funny and that you should watch

- We don't care about SDCC

- Ragin' on Transformers 4

- Nintendo Hate'em or Rate'em

- DC's 180 back into shit territory

- Constantine a non-smoker (not really)

NEWS!

- iiNet doles out fightin' words that Foxtel is on borrowed time

- Community's return via Yahoo

Movie reivews!

- 22 Jump Street

- Jersey Boys

- The Monkey King (2014)

NERD NEWS!!!!!

- Andy Serkis confirmed as for mo-cap in Avengers 2 Age of Ultron and a starring role

- Will we get a Planet Hulk movie?

- Strong rumors that Kieron Gillen will be taking over Dr Strange

- Arkham Manor and Gotham Academy

- Arrow Season 3 casts Devon Aoki as Katana

- Sailor Moon reboot called Sailor Moon Crystal

- Dragon Ball Xenoverse for PS4 and Xbox One

- John Cena to star as a bad guy in Tina Fey's and Amy Poehler's comedy "The Nest"

Comic review!

- Outcast by Robert Kirkman: 4.5/5

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The Phantom Menace, The Lego Movie and don't be ashamed to beat off.

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Sat, 28 Jun 2014 05:32:05 +0000

Here it is! Episode 107! The Phantom Ep!

Enjoy it….. if you can!

Supanova Perth 2014 wrap, Ice T icing whitey in Body Count and Russell Crowe kills cosplayers in Glomper Stomper

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 01:24:48 +0000

Here’s the latest! Get into it

The Minutemen, check them out.
Supanova Perth 2014! Our full wrap!
Check out our Supanova Supafriends www.bang3r.com and www.facebook.com/CursedCreations

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

- Nathan Fillion’s casting rumors in Guardians of the Galaxy
- Boy Wizard to Boy Wonder?
- How many Cosfails have we seen?
- An old school WWF Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!
- The new Michael Bay’s TMNT trailer
- Our (by our I mean mostly G’s) favorite post-apocalyptic comic, movie, book, show and/or game
- Rosario Dawson’s casting in the Daredevil Netflix series
- Even his sponsors hate Michael Bay

Channel Seven’s groundbreaking new series “Celebrity Autopsy”
Gary Oldman talkin’ smack and takin’ out the trash in Playboy magazine
Ice T icing whitey in his new Body Count video

Nerd News!
- Shane Black to direct the Predator “reboot”
- Edgar Ramirez’s rumors to play Doctor Strange
- Microsoft possibly looking to purchase Capcom…. Possibly
- DC updates payment plans and credits to colorists
Comic review
- Wicked and the Divine: 5/5

E3 highlights, German booger handshakes, if sun bears could talk they'd sound like Mitch Hedberg and Ronaldo can buy my d*ck for a dollar!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 20 Jun 2014 08:26:51 +0000

We are BACK! (AGAIN!!!!)

Let’s get to this big bad show!

C Bomb’s trip to Hong Kong

Jamie Lannister’s non-appearance at Perth Supanova, but WE will be there!

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Our pal Jarrad from Bang3r Photography will be helping/joining us!

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Giant Godzilla shirt!

We now know what a Loot Crate is! YAY!

We now know what the Fragdolls are! BOO!

Check out The Attitude Era Podcast! It’s awesome!

Sun bears are the ursine equivalent of Mitch Hedberg

Barefeet in public = Rocket to the sun

UFP Crew questions and talk topics!

- World cup and German Booger handshakes

- E3, a.k.a. Sequel Mania’s highlights

- Jason Momoa cast as Aqua man in a movie we won’t see for decades

- Trailer Trashing with Tammy

- Cliffhanger remake and why it will fail

News!

- R.I.P. Rik Mayall

- R.I.P. Casey Kasem

- IKEA threatens tiny site with legal action because they’re awesome

- Sia tries to put a small Mom and Pop dry cleaner out of business because she’s a horrendous c*nt

NERD NEWS!!!

- Game of Thrones season finale sets new piracy records and Choice magazine says Foxtel is to blame

- Josh Brolin confirmed as Thanos for future Marvel Movies

- Vincent D’onofrio cast as Kingpin in the new Netflix Daredevil series

- CBBC is bringing Danger Mouse back to our screens

- Colin Firth drops out as the voice of Paddington Bear

- Gantz full series review

- Empty Man #1 Review

- Original Sins #1

- United States of Murder Inc review

- Scooby Doo reboot announced right after Casey Kasem’s death

- Power Puff Girls returning

- Angrybirds Transformers…. WHY THE F*CK?!?!?

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E3 highlights, German booger handshakes, if sun bears could talk they'd sound like Mitch Hedberg and Ronaldo can buy my d*ck for a dollar!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 20 Jun 2014 08:07:15 +0000

We are BACK! (AGAIN!!!!)

Let’s get to this big bad show!

C Bomb’s trip to Hong Kong

Jamie Lannister’s non-appearance at Perth Supanova, but WE will be there!

www.supanova.com.au

Our pal Jarrad from Bang3r Photography will be helping/joining us!

www.bang3r.com

Giant Godzilla shirt!

We now know what a Loot Crate is! YAY!

We now know what the Fragdolls are! BOO!

Check out The Attitude Era Podcast! It’s awesome!

Sun bears are the ursine equivalent of Mitch Hedberg

Barefeet in public = Rocket to the sun

UFP Crew questions and talk topics!

- World cup and German Booger handshakes

- E3, a.k.a. Sequel Mania’s highlights

- Jason Momoa cast as Aqua man in a movie we won’t see for decades

- Trailer Trashing with Tammy

- Cliffhanger remake and why it will fail

News!

- R.I.P. Rik Mayall

- R.I.P. Casey Kasem

- IKEA threatens tiny site with legal action because they’re awesome

- Sia tries to put a small Mom and Pop dry cleaner out of business because she’s a horrendous c*nt

NERD NEWS!!!

- Game of Thrones season finale sets new piracy records and Choice magazine says Foxtel is to blame

- Josh Brolin confirmed as Thanos for future Marvel Movies

- Vincent D’onofrio cast as Kingpin in the new Netflix Daredevil series

- CBBC is bringing Danger Mouse back to our screens

- Colin Firth drops out as the voice of Paddington Bear

- Gantz full series review

- Empty Man #1 Review

- Original Sins #1

- United States of Murder Inc review

- Scooby Doo reboot announced right after Casey Kasem’s death

- Power Puff Girls returning

- Angrybirds Transformers…. WHY THE F*CK?!?!?

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Edge of Tomorrow movie review, Dr Dre will NOT be Apple fanboys friend, no matter how butthurt they are and don't blame us for Iggy Azalea!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 05 Jun 2014 00:45:49 +0000

Forever alone on this ep.

G is sick

I don’t want to get sicker

Hence alone.

Let’s get to it!

SUPANIVA! We’ll be there! Check out the site for further dets! www.supanova.com.au

Our good friend over at Bang3r Photography will also be there helping out with the videoing! www.bang3r.com

Check us and many other “good” podcasts out at the Rhymes with Geek network www.rhymeswithgeek.com

UFP Crew Questions and talk topics!

- Don’t blame us for Iggy Azalea!

- My expert take on Alan Moore and Grant Morrison

- Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!

- Disney’s Maleficent

- Favorite Hanna Barbera cartoons and possible live action remakes

- Girl Meets World a.k.a. Shoot your television

- Comic shift from super wordy narration to now, not so much

- Apple’s WWDC keynote and why you shouldn’t give a shit

- Eat my own fingers or you eat my toes! The new gameshow that sweeping the nation!

- Chopper Read; is he the real deal?

- Jaden Smith is, Twat-man!

Movie Review: The Edge of Tomorrow

Nerd News!!!

- The Last of Us remasters coming to PS4 next week?

- Scott Derrickson revealed to direct Dr Strange

- Batman Arkham Knight to be delayed until 2015

- Star Wars pic leak bonanza!

- Craiglist Ad Seeks Buff Dudes To Dress Up As Dragon Ball Z Waiters

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Edgar Wright's Ant Man departure, Kevin Smith workin' the craft services table on Batman V Superman and Jamie Lannister a.k.a. Where's Coster-Waldau?

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 29 May 2014 00:25:05 +0000

Well it’s a shorty but a goodie (?)

It’s admittedly not that great, but it’s still much better than about 90% of the podcasts out there, so enjoy!

SUPANOVA PERTH! We will be there! http://www.supanova.com.au/show-information/perth

Jamie Lannister a.k.a. Where’s Coster-Waldau?

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

- Was Forever Evil worth the wait?

- Our take on Bogan Hunters

- ONLY if Bobby Darin was a carpenter

- New Doctor Who teaser trailer

- Edgar Wright’s Ant Man departure

- Charlie Cox cast as Daredevil and Daredevil’s new showrunner

- Kevin Smith workin’ the craft services table on Batman V Superman

- The A-Team movie; our take

- Avenger’s fingers smell like Russian dressing…. Apparently

- G Money is NOT an E-cigarette smoking twat

- DC Comics is NOT cozying up to Dale Earnhardt Jr

- Denzel Washington is The Equalizer and no one should care

- Macaulay Culkin and his Pizza Underground; Why can’t they all be 6 feet underground

- Gareth Edwards to direct new Star Wars spin off movie

- John Wesley Schipp role in The Flash revealed

- Brian K Vaughan leaves Under the Dome

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X Men Days of Future Past Movie Review, Peter Griffin is Mark Wahlberg falling through the space-time continuum and Marvel Universe Reboot?

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 22 May 2014 01:30:35 +0000

Another big long one! Also the episode goes for over 2 hours (Zoom!)

Let’s get to it!

Lance Storm, Shatner or having a stroke?

Check out the Dana Gould Hour (www.danagould.com)

Also check out the brand spankin’ new Rhymes With Geek website (www.rhymeswithgeek.com)

Soulless, dead-in-the-eyes, Will.i.am receives the “love” via Facebook

Too many a-hole politicians and shoeless twerps rustles C Bomb’s jimmies!

UFP Crew Questions and talk topics!

- What to read before Batman Incorporated

- The capital of Mozambique

- The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer

- G’s thoughts on Jhonen Vasquez

- Video game systems that built our lives

- Are we going to an depth review of the next Transformers movie?

- Sexxi Batman!

- Where can you get the TMNT TBPs?

- Deceased musical icons preforming in hologram form

- Vince is no longer a billionaire and no-one was upset for him

3 rounds of Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!

Punkinstuff and Star Wars Big Kidz Party details can be found HERE! à https://www.facebook.com/events/665175553535948/

Heat Miser Vs Booze

Top 5 Kaiju, Kaiju Movies and Kaiju pluralization!

Movie Review! X Men: Days of Future Past

NERD NEWS!!!!

- DC Cancels 6 more titles

- The Babadook movie review

- E3 2014 games list (you can find the full list on IGN)

- Wolfenstein reboot includes an interesting easter egg

- Nintendo pulls the plug on Wifi functionality for Wii and DS

- New game bars opening in Sydney and Melbourne

- New lego movie “Ninjago” gets a release date and no-one cares

- Dynamite Comics regains The John Carter franchise

- Archie comics confirms Sabrina the Teenage Witch horror comic

- Deadpool Vs Hawkeye

- Star Wars comics will be announced in July

- Rick Remender to write AXIS

- Guardians 300 to be released in September

- Marvel Universe reboot?

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Movie Reivew: Godzilla, Zack Synder's Batpic and Jaden Smith is Benjamin Button!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 16 May 2014 04:29:31 +0000

Hey ho, this late drop thing is almost becoming a regular thing….. Almost.

It’s a biggie this time around! Let’s get to it!

The Australian Budget…. Who cares right?

The all-new Rhymes with Geek network page! www.rhymeswithgeek.com

Nerdy Quiz Night Questions

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops!

- The latest Batman pic from Zack Snyder

- NBC’s Constantine/hellblazer trailer

- R.I.P. HR Giger

- Ian Watkins in fact DID NOT hang himself…. Sadly.

- Channing Tatum is Gambit

- New iZobie TV Show

- Xbox One price drop

- DC’s Futures End

- Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!

Movie review: Godzilla

NERD NEWS!

- Arrow Season 2 Finale

- The Flash TV bumper/trailer

- Agents of SHIELD series finale

- Mario Kart 8 review (via IGN)

- Flappy Bird returns!

- Watch Dogs has gone gold i.e. no more delays!

- Point Break re-casting

- Rebel Wilson; Wide ass and miscast!

Comic Reviews!

- Cyclops #1

- Nailbiter #1

- Miles Morales #1

Gotham TV series, The Last of Us: Left Behind Review and Free Comic Book Day

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 09 May 2014 01:17:15 +0000

Well, it sure was a show…..

I’ll let you guys be the judge.

3 times in a season!

When Rafiki held up little Orphan Annie…

Free Comic Book day was INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Questions and Talk Topics

- How we would describe each other

- Our thoughts on the new Gotham trailers

- If Michael Bay rebooted the classics

- The irrelevancy of Shakespeare

- Naming your child after comic book names

- Best Free Comic Book Day books

- Piracy in Australia and the Government’s intervention

- Facepalming makes us happy, but we’re not alive enough to tell anyone

- Hate ’em or Rate ‘em!

NERD NEWS!!!!

- Syfy adapts 4 different comic books to be made into TV series; Letter 44, Ronin, Clone and Pax Romana

- Seth Rogen interviewed about the Preacher TV Series

- Tim Blake Nelson cast as Mole Man in the latest Fantastic Four reboot

- The Mummy reboot loses it’s director

- Gerard Butler leaves the Point Break reboot

Comic Review: Amazing Spider Man #1!

- Fox picks up new series Empire and Red Band Society

Video Game Review: The Last of Us: Left Behind DLC

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Star Wars Episode 7 casting, Hodor is the Westeros equivalent to James Rhodes and Mr Donald Sterling, is THIS your handwriting?

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 01 May 2014 01:16:28 +0000

Hooray Hoorah! Now that we’re out of the Bat-Cave you can hear our show without vomiting profusely.

Lets get to it!

Possible replacements for Craig Ferguson

What happened to episode 107?!?!

Sherbet: The Cock

A tip of the cap for the passing of one the best podcasts around; our commiserations to Super Podcasto Magnifico

You can find Superior Squirrel’s fundraising campaign here http://hcf.convio.net/site/TR/Harrisburg/General?team_id=1393&pg=team&fr_id=1146

Free Comicbook Day is just around the corner

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops!

- Amazon wiping Comixology app

- Shatner…. I’d fight William Shatner

- The Clippers and the utter clusterf*ck that is Donald Sterling’s life

- Arrow, Gotham, Watchdogs and Tossing One’s Salad

- Podcasts WE listen to and G’s thoughts on Wil Anderson

- Jack Black’s Goosebumps movie

- Technology is slowing helping natural selection do it’s work

NERD NEWS!!!!!!

- Star Wars Episode 7 initial casting has been revealed!

- Justice League film confirmed, Ray Fisher cast as Cyborg and DC wanting to release nine more films (mostly Vertigo stuff really)

- Penny Dreadful TV Series

- Original Sin #0 Review

- Death Of Wolverine

- Deadpool Vs X-Force

- Axis: The new X Men and Avengers crossover event

- Marvel’s 100 years later

- Angela, Sister of Thor and Loki

- X Box Originals’ TV adaptation of Warren Ellis’ Gun Machine

- Video game about masturbation really is a pile a wank

- Justin Kurzel revealed to direct the Assassin’s Creed movie

Movie review: The Amazing Spider-Man 2, "Classy" Tracy Morgan and Australian pirates love Game of Thrones

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Fri, 18 Apr 2014 07:46:10 +0000

Hello all! Another late drop but it is as sweet as an early one, let me tell you!

Watch us cringe at the mention of the “Mirakuru”

Free comic book day and Supanova are just around the corner

UFP Crew questions and talk tops!

- Sam Hackson in Die Hard 6

- Johnny Depp wanted to be the King of Bhutan

- Movies based on video games

- The Garlic Jr Saga did indeed suck

- How our show is negatively impacting listener’s social skills

- We DO NOT say “G’Day!”

- Avengers Assemble? More like “Avengers A-shamble”

- Kevin Smith does ANOTHER Clerks movie

- Foxtel having a massive cry about Game of Thrones in Australia

- We HATE pants!

- Best faces and heels outside of wrestling

MOVIE REVIEW: THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2!

NERD NEWS!

- Bryan Singer youth sex accusations

- New The Last of Us DLCs

- New The Evil Within trailer from PAX East

- Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure – All Star Battle slated for Western release

Comic reviews!

- Batman Eternal #1

- Iron Fist #1

- Shutter #1

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Nathan Fillion in Guardians of the Galaxy, Callan Mulvey in Batman Vs Spiderman (?), 2 Chains is still on the Sizzurp and R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior (maybe)

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 00:41:53 +0000

Hey-ho…. Another day, another podcast….

What am I saying?!?! If we did a show a day, we’d probably die!.... Die doing what we love, but die nonetheless.

Instead of dying, we made you this….

Our prime minister (Mr Rabbit), tries to bring back the Dames and Knighthoods but the Queen told him to step off and they threw down (possibly)

G’s travels across our great southern wasteland

C Bomb explains the two definitions of “Hang 10”

The animals C Bomb lives near

UFP Crew Questions

- Is the Sinister 6 in Spider Man 2 too much?

- The effects of Captain America Winter Soldier on Agents of Shield

- Check out Radio-blitz.com as they want us to join them

- Truth or dare? We choose the cop out answer!

- Original TMNT comic availability

- 90s cartoons getting the “gritty reboot” treatment

- Callan Mulvey in Batman Vs Spiderman????

- Frisky Dingo Vs Archer

NEWS!

- 2 Chains still on the Sizzurp

- Pakistan is still rubbish

- 55 year old man fashions black hole into the side of his head

- How to not make cheese toast

- The Ultimate Warrior R.I.P.

NERD NEWS!!!!

- Our dream comic mash ups of creators on new projects

- The happy, optimistic zombie show from SyFy

- The return of Game of Thrones

- The pick of the bunch for the next 60 anime releases for Q2 2014

- New Smash Bros news for 3DS and WiiU

- New Teen Titans

- New Nightwing title

- New Deathlok title

- Goonies 2 and Gremlins remake

- Holly Hunter “cast” as Leslie Thompkins in the Batman V Superman movie

- Inhuman #1 review!

- The Last of Us is coming to PS4

- Blizzards’ new company: Overwatch

- Nathan Fillion’s live-trolling of his possible involvement in Guardians of the Galaxy

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Review

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 09:50:10 +0000

***** SPOILER ALERT!!!! THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW!!!!!*****

We recently checked out Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

Here is a very comprehensive review, rife with spoilers so listen with caution!

Enjoy!

Muppets Most Wanted and The Raid 2 reviews, George Brandis is a c*cksucker and the TMNT trailer makes me sad for so many reasons

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 01:51:03 +0000

Well it’s a late one, but we don’t apologize as we have a new episode for you, RIGHT HERE!!!

Oz Comic Con: We didn’t go but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t any good!

UFP Crew Questions and our answers!

- What is this “Terminus” everyone keeps talking about?

- The Rock in the latest Hercules movie

- The X Men Days of Future Past trailer

- White Lies show review

- We ask one of our UFP crew a question or two!

- Are we Trekkies?

- George Brandis is a c*cksucker and he should be happy that I should able to call him that

- Almost Human potential non-renewal

- Oculus Rift and the advent of the latest Virtual Reality technology

- Superpowered Scarjo kills everyone

- Confirmed! We are living in a multiverse

- Dogecoin Nascar. Just….. such wow.

- Our coffee table book about coffee tables

- Captain America or Captain Oakwood? Which do we choose?

- Stand alone titles in the DC/Marvel universe

Nerd News!!!!

- Batman V Superman open casting

- Age of Ultron set photos

- Movie mini reviews: Muppets Most Wanted and The Raid 2

- The latest Gotham tv pics

- The latest TMNT trailer

- Comic reviews
Ghost Rider #1
American Vampire: Second Cycle #1
Daredevil #1

Mr Peabody and Sherman movie review, The Incredibles 2 and Ronan Keating is… BATMAN!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 20 Mar 2014 01:04:41 +0000

Well so much for being quiet and low-key as per a very small part of our intro!

Here’s the show!

“Kate Winslet’s Bear Blaze” isn’t the name of some awesome chronic

Casey Donovan’s fake boyfriend

Secrets and Lies continues it’s descent into televisual obscurity

PROTIP: Ronan Keating has never played Batman in the films

Questions and Talk Topics!!!

- Terry Crews as Luke Cage

- Vettel is a giant crybaby that nobody likes evidently

- The new Cosmos series

- Steve Martin Vs Robin Williams

- NFL wants over $16 million from rapper M.I.A.

- Jeremy Clarkson’s “Roger Mellie” moment

- A Melbourne man in New Zealand (probably) gets one of the dumbest names ever

Movie review!

Mr Peabody and Sherman

Nerd News!

- Fantastic Four: Clusterf*ck

- Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver concept art

- Disney Pixar FINALLY announces The Incredibles 2! (and Cars 3 but who gives a sh*t about that)

- Charlie Brown movie trailer

- John Cena cast in a Judd Apatow movie

- Ghostbusters 3 is still going ahead…. Oh dear.

- Captain America 3 is scheduled to go head-to-head with the Superman/Batman/Justice League/Whatever the f*ck they’re calling it in 2016

- Larfleeze series has been cancelled

- Infinity Man and The Forever People

- Rumours of DC to buy Dynamite

- Brian Michael Bendis says there will be a sequel to the Spider Man/Miles Morales story

- Wolverine’s “dying” but no one should care

- Comic review: Secret Avengers #1

Sin City 2, movies that shouldn't have been made, Shaq Fu sequel and MECHA-C.S. LEWIS!!!

cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au — Thu, 13 Mar 2014 00:57:16 +0000

So this ep is a little old in the fact it was recorded a few days before it’s release. But just like a questionably smell bottle of milk, I still think it’s pretty fresh.

Let’s check it….

Rantin’ on Rinehart

Wildfire radio! We’re on it! Be sure to check it? www.wildfireradio.com

The creepy phenomenon that is the Malaysian Airline disaster

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops!

- Top 5 movies that shouldn’t have been made.

- What it would cost to keep us poddin’ more regularly

- Italian Man got more than he bargained for with a visit to the knocking shop…. Probably.

- Our top 5 comic book writers

- Fear our timezone!!!

- Transformers stickers on cars

- Our platforms as leaders of our State of Western Australia

“NEWS!”

- Bieber to become the double cup king

- Frank Ocean sue by Chipotle

- Beyonce pushes the boundaries of blowhardyness by trying to justify using a sample from the Challenger disaster

- Kesha has slightly changed her name, but still maintains her utter disgustingness

NERD NEWS!!!!

- Sin City 2 trailer

- Crowd funding for a Shaq Fu sequel

- Comixology Hacked

- Leaking spoilers in Japan can now get you into deep trouble

- Idris Elba cast in Jon Favreau’s new Jungle Book movie

- Constantine casting news

- Gary Oldman to produce The Diabolic TV series

- Leaving Megalopolis to be published by Dark Horse

- Battle Creek, new TV series from Vince Gilligan starring Dean Winters and Kal Penn

- Sony looking to make a live action The Last of Us movie

- Deus Ex’s Facebook page needs better staff!

Comic review!

- Moon Knight 4.5/5