You Don't Say Fri, 31 Oct 2025 02:47:22 +0000 Fri, 31 Oct 2025 02:47:22 +0000 Libsyn RSSgen 1.0 http://nuch1.com/articles/category/podcasts/youdontsay http://nuch1.com/articles/category/podcasts/youdontsay You Don't Say is the podcast where two know-it-alls pretend to know it all. It's a show about learning, teaching, and lying to your best friend. Every episode, Maytal Mark and Richard Herndon pretend to be experts on two new topics, fielding questions and feigning mastery. The only rule is that they're never allowed to admit they don't know something, which results in a whole lot of making stuff up. Join Mayt and Rich as they try to learn everything! https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/b/7/c/7/b7c744bfeb052618/YDS_thumb.jpg You Don't Say no episodic no You Don't Say is the podcast where two know-it-alls pretend to know it all. It's a show about learning, teaching, and lying to your best friend. Every episode, Maytal Mark and Richard Herndon pretend to be experts on two new topics, fielding questions and The Noid & Protein Bars The Noid & Protein Bars Wed, 10 May 2017 16:00:00 +0000 Hope you're hungry, cause we're getting positively gastronomical this week. You'll get to learn all about The Noid (and why he is to be avoided at all costs), and gain a newfound appreciation for what Richard sounds like with food in his mouth. 

 

Also got quite a few crinkle-tinkles in there for all you ASMR-heads ;)

]]> Hope you're hungry, cause we're getting positively gastronomical this week. You'll get to learn all about The Noid (and why he is to be avoided at all costs), and gain a newfound appreciation for what Richard sounds like with food in his mouth. 

 

Also got quite a few crinkle-tinkles in there for all you ASMR-heads ;)

]]> 30:31 false full Hope you're hungry, cause we're getting positively gastronomical this week. You'll get to learn all about The Noid (and why he is to be avoided at all costs), and gain a newfound appreciation for what Richard sounds like with food in his mouth.    Also got quite a few crinkle-tinkles in there for all you ASMR-heads ;)Hope you're hungry, cause we're getting positively gastronomical this week. You'll get to learn all about The Noid (and why he is to be avoided at all costs), and gain a newfound appreciation for what Richard sounds like with food in his mouth.    Also got quite a few crinkle-tinkles in there for all you ASMR-heads ;) The Dixie Mafia & Google Plus The Dixie Mafia & Google Plus Wed, 03 May 2017 15:00:00 +0000 Oooh we back at it again, talking about the two things in the title of this episode. Hope you're ready to learn about some southern boys doin' murders, and the saddest place on the web. 

]]> Oooh we back at it again, talking about the two things in the title of this episode. Hope you're ready to learn about some southern boys doin' murders, and the saddest place on the web. 

]]> 29:46 false full Oooh we back at it again, talking about the two things in the title of this episode. Hope you're ready to learn about some southern boys doin' murders, and the saddest place on the web. Oooh we back at it again, talking about the two things in the title of this episode. Hope you're ready to learn about some southern boys doin' murders, and the saddest place on the web.  Beer Mile & Guy Fieri Beer Mile & Guy Fieri Thu, 27 Apr 2017 02:33:15 +0000 In our glorious return to your ear-holes, we share our findings from our in-depth research into the beer mile and Guy Fieri. We also debut a mediocre new halftime bit in which we talk about mysterious gifts. Bye!

]]> In our glorious return to your ear-holes, we share our findings from our in-depth research into the beer mile and Guy Fieri. We also debut a mediocre new halftime bit in which we talk about mysterious gifts. Bye!

]]> 34:57 false full In our glorious return to your ear-holes, we share our findings from our in-depth research into the beer mile and Guy Fieri. We also debut a mediocre new halftime bit in which we talk about mysterious gifts. Bye!In our glorious return to your ear-holes, we share our findings from our in-depth research into the beer mile and Guy Fieri. We also debut a mediocre new halftime bit in which we talk about mysterious gifts. Bye! The Ending of Grease & The Bachelor The Ending of Grease & The Bachelor Tue, 01 Mar 2016 17:00:00 +0000 In this week's episode, Maytal tells us about the absurd ending of the original high school musical, and Richard tries to figure out why people watch The Bachelor. You'll also enjoy this episode if you like knowing how much things cost in Yen, or if you're fed up with your awful shoes.

]]> In this week's episode, Maytal tells us about the absurd ending of the original high school musical, and Richard tries to figure out why people watch The Bachelor. You'll also enjoy this episode if you like knowing how much things cost in Yen, or if you're fed up with your awful shoes.

]]> 27:46 false full In this week's episode, Maytal tells us about the absurd ending of the original high school musical, and Richard tries to figure out why people watch The Bachelor. You'll also enjoy this episode if you like knowing how much things cost in Yen, or if you're fed up with your awful shoes.In this week's episode, Maytal tells us about the absurd ending of the original high school musical, and Richard tries to figure out why people watch The Bachelor. You'll also enjoy this episode if you like knowing how much things cost in Yen, or if you're fed up with your awful shoes. The Sims 2 & Simlish The Sims 2 & Simlish Tue, 16 Feb 2016 17:00:00 +0000 This week is a Sims spectacular! Topics include The Sims 2, Simlish, and your physical therapy exercises. While we're here, we'd like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to Tricia for so rudely calling out her relationship with Aleve. This episode was absolutely not brought to you by the healing powers of Aleve.

]]> This week is a Sims spectacular! Topics include The Sims 2, Simlish, and your physical therapy exercises. While we're here, we'd like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to Tricia for so rudely calling out her relationship with Aleve. This episode was absolutely not brought to you by the healing powers of Aleve.

]]> 30:42 false full This week is a Sims spectacular! Topics include The Sims 2, Simlish, and your physical therapy exercises. While we're here, we'd like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to Tricia for so rudely calling out her relationship with Aleve. This episode was absolutely not brought to you by the healing powers of Aleve.This week is a Sims spectacular! Topics include The Sims 2, Simlish, and your physical therapy exercises. While we're here, we'd like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to Tricia for so rudely calling out her relationship with Aleve. This episode was absolutely not brought to you by the healing powers of Aleve. Berries and Cream & Ben's Trivia Notebook Berries and Cream & Ben's Trivia Notebook Tue, 02 Feb 2016 17:00:00 +0000 This week, Maytal tells us all about Berries & Cream, and Richard explains Ben's trivia notebook. Listen up if you're interested in pageboy haircuts, like palindromes, or your phone's always running out of juice.

]]> This week, Maytal tells us all about Berries & Cream, and Richard explains Ben's trivia notebook. Listen up if you're interested in pageboy haircuts, like palindromes, or your phone's always running out of juice.

]]> 29:29 false full This week, Maytal tells us all about Berries & Cream, and Richard explains Ben's trivia notebook. Listen up if you're interested in pageboy haircuts, like palindromes, or your phone's always running out of juice.This week, Maytal tells us all about Berries & Cream, and Richard explains Ben's trivia notebook. Listen up if you're interested in pageboy haircuts, like palindromes, or your phone's always running out of juice. The Mall in Barbra Streisand's House & Competitive Eating The Mall in Barbra Streisand's House & Competitive Eating Tue, 26 Jan 2016 17:00:00 +0000 We're back from a hard-earned break with info both insane and upsetting: Richard's got intel on the mall in Barbra Streisand's basement, and Maytal's an expert on competitive eating. Big thanks to Maddie Ogilvie for sponsoring this episode, which also features loving tributes to Bobby Fischer, Spy Kids, and the Popcorn Sarcophagus. 

]]> We're back from a hard-earned break with info both insane and upsetting: Richard's got intel on the mall in Barbra Streisand's basement, and Maytal's an expert on competitive eating. Big thanks to Maddie Ogilvie for sponsoring this episode, which also features loving tributes to Bobby Fischer, Spy Kids, and the Popcorn Sarcophagus. 

]]> 31:01 false full We're back from a hard-earned break with info both insane and upsetting: Richard's got intel on the mall in Barbra Streisand's basement, and Maytal's an expert on competitive eating. Big thanks to Maddie Ogilvie for sponsoring this episode, which also features loving tributes to Bobby Fischer, Spy Kids, and the Popcorn Sarcophagus. We're back from a hard-earned break with info both insane and upsetting: Richard's got intel on the mall in Barbra Streisand's basement, and Maytal's an expert on competitive eating. Big thanks to Maddie Ogilvie for sponsoring this episode, which also features loving tributes to Bobby Fischer, Spy Kids, and the Popcorn Sarcophagus.  RuneScape & RuneScape RuneScape & RuneScape Tue, 01 Dec 2015 17:00:00 +0000 This week is a RuneScape extravaganza, as Maytal and Richard spend 28 of your precious minutes telling you everything you never wanted to know about a video game you never wanted to play. Notable highlights include your snake's progress, restless ghost, and Chet.

]]> This week is a RuneScape extravaganza, as Maytal and Richard spend 28 of your precious minutes telling you everything you never wanted to know about a video game you never wanted to play. Notable highlights include your snake's progress, restless ghost, and Chet.

]]> 27:27 false full This week is a RuneScape extravaganza, as Maytal and Richard spend 28 of your precious minutes telling you everything you never wanted to know about a video game you never wanted to play. Notable highlights include your snake's progress, restless ghost, and Chet.This week is a RuneScape extravaganza, as Maytal and Richard spend 28 of your precious minutes telling you everything you never wanted to know about a video game you never wanted to play. Notable highlights include your snake's progress, restless ghost, and Chet. Sheep Washing & Camp Sheep Washing & Camp Tue, 24 Nov 2015 17:00:00 +0000 This episode, brought to you by your mom, features Richard explaining how to wash sheep, and Maytal looking back on her time at camp. Extra topics include the pros and cons of showering and Elon Musk's misadventures through time.
[Note from Mayt & Rich: We'd like to apologize on behalf our intern Gary, who thought it would be a good idea to hang out in the studio even though he had a cough this week. Don't worry, though, we fired him.]

]]> This episode, brought to you by your mom, features Richard explaining how to wash sheep, and Maytal looking back on her time at camp. Extra topics include the pros and cons of showering and Elon Musk's misadventures through time. [Note from Mayt & Rich: We'd like to apologize on behalf our intern Gary, who thought it would be a good idea to hang out in the studio even though he had a cough this week. Don't worry, though, we fired him.]

]]> 30:01 false full This episode, brought to you by your mom, features Richard explaining how to wash sheep, and Maytal looking back on her time at camp. Extra topics include the pros and cons of showering and Elon Musk's misadventures through time. [Note from Mayt & Rich: We'd like to apologize on behalf our intern Gary, who thought it would be a good idea to hang out in the studio even though he had a cough this week. Don't worry, though, we fired him.]This episode, brought to you by your mom, features Richard explaining how to wash sheep, and Maytal looking back on her time at camp. Extra topics include the pros and cons of showering and Elon Musk's misadventures through time. [Note from Mayt & Rich: We'd like to apologize on behalf our intern Gary, who thought it would be a good idea to hang out in the studio even though he had a cough this week. Don't worry, though, we fired him.] Furbies & Blue as a Flavor Furbies & Blue as a Flavor Tue, 17 Nov 2015 17:00:00 +0000 This week, Maytal discusses the ancient origins and mysterious tongues of Furbies, and Richard gets tangled up in blue as a flavor. You'll also want to pay close attention if you're interested in gator-bait, the NSA, or protein bars.

]]> This week, Maytal discusses the ancient origins and mysterious tongues of Furbies, and Richard gets tangled up in blue as a flavor. You'll also want to pay close attention if you're interested in gator-bait, the NSA, or protein bars.

]]> 28:36 false full This week, Maytal discusses the ancient origins and mysterious tongues of Furbies, and Richard gets tangled up in blue as a flavor. You'll also want to pay close attention if you're interested in gator-bait, the NSA, or protein bars.This week, Maytal discusses the ancient origins and mysterious tongues of Furbies, and Richard gets tangled up in blue as a flavor. You'll also want to pay close attention if you're interested in gator-bait, the NSA, or protein bars. The Pony Express & Stomp the Yard The Pony Express & Stomp the Yard Wed, 04 Nov 2015 01:13:48 +0000 In this episode, Richard regales us with the history of The Pony Express, and Maytal recaps your year in seventh grade through the lens of Stomp the Yard. We also cover the history of "going cold turkey," and learn that Richard might very well be a horse.

]]> In this episode, Richard regales us with the history of The Pony Express, and Maytal recaps your year in seventh grade through the lens of Stomp the Yard. We also cover the history of "going cold turkey," and learn that Richard might very well be a horse.

]]> 27:24 false full In this episode, Richard regales us with the history of The Pony Express, and Maytal recaps your year in seventh grade through the lens of Stomp the Yard. We also cover the history of "going cold turkey," and learn that Richard might very well be a horse.In this episode, Richard regales us with the history of The Pony Express, and Maytal recaps your year in seventh grade through the lens of Stomp the Yard. We also cover the history of "going cold turkey," and learn that Richard might very well be a horse. Drones & Crowdsourcing Drones & Crowdsourcing Tue, 27 Oct 2015 16:00:00 +0000 This week spells doom in all directions, as Maytal warns us of the imminent drone takeover and Richard prepares for a joyless, hyperemployed, crowdsourced future. Luckily, there's hope to be found in a disruptive tech startup: Uber for Dogs. 

]]> This week spells doom in all directions, as Maytal warns us of the imminent drone takeover and Richard prepares for a joyless, hyperemployed, crowdsourced future. Luckily, there's hope to be found in a disruptive tech startup: Uber for Dogs. 

]]> 28:11 false full This week spells doom in all directions, as Maytal warns us of the imminent drone takeover and Richard prepares for a joyless, hyperemployed, crowdsourced future. Luckily, there's hope to be found in a disruptive tech startup: Uber for Dogs. This week spells doom in all directions, as Maytal warns us of the imminent drone takeover and Richard prepares for a joyless, hyperemployed, crowdsourced future. Luckily, there's hope to be found in a disruptive tech startup: Uber for Dogs.  Hoosiers & Moonshine Hoosiers & Moonshine Tue, 20 Oct 2015 20:19:06 +0000 In the season 2 premiere of You Don't Say, Richard seeks truth in the conflicting origin stories of Hoosiers, and Maytal clues us all in to the mysteries of moonshine. Make sure you stick around for halftime if you want to learn the secret history of Twitter.

]]> In the season 2 premiere of You Don't Say, Richard seeks truth in the conflicting origin stories of Hoosiers, and Maytal clues us all in to the mysteries of moonshine. Make sure you stick around for halftime if you want to learn the secret history of Twitter.

]]> 27:46 false full In the season 2 premiere of You Don't Say, Richard seeks truth in the conflicting origin stories of Hoosiers, and Maytal clues us all in to the mysteries of moonshine. Make sure you stick around for halftime if you want to learn the secret history of Twitter.In the season 2 premiere of You Don't Say, Richard seeks truth in the conflicting origin stories of Hoosiers, and Maytal clues us all in to the mysteries of moonshine. Make sure you stick around for halftime if you want to learn the secret history of Twitter. Time Zones & Orthodontics Time Zones & Orthodontics Tue, 16 Jun 2015 16:00:00 +0000 This week, Maytal explains why we need time zones, and Richard tries to explain why we don't need orthodontia. Listen closely if you like muffled drum beats, the agricultural-industrial complex, or horrible stand up comedy.

]]> This week, Maytal explains why we need time zones, and Richard tries to explain why we don't need orthodontia. Listen closely if you like muffled drum beats, the agricultural-industrial complex, or horrible stand up comedy.

]]> 26:21 false full This week, Maytal explains why we need time zones, and Richard tries to explain why we don't need orthodontia. Listen closely if you like muffled drum beats, the agricultural-industrial complex, or horrible stand up comedy.This week, Maytal explains why we need time zones, and Richard tries to explain why we don't need orthodontia. Listen closely if you like muffled drum beats, the agricultural-industrial complex, or horrible stand up comedy. Jo-Ann & Ouija Jo-Ann & Ouija Tue, 09 Jun 2015 16:00:00 +0000 This week Richard explains the cheesy history of Jo-Ann's Fabrics and Crafts, while Maytal delivers a spooky summary of Ouija boards. Pay close attention to learn about 2D-3D printers, a ghost named Seth, and the origins of the phrase "swan song."

]]> This week Richard explains the cheesy history of Jo-Ann's Fabrics and Crafts, while Maytal delivers a spooky summary of Ouija boards. Pay close attention to learn about 2D-3D printers, a ghost named Seth, and the origins of the phrase "swan song."

]]> 26:28 false full This week Richard explains the cheesy history of Jo-Ann's Fabrics and Crafts, while Maytal delivers a spooky summary of Ouija boards. Pay close attention to learn about 2D-3D printers, a ghost named Seth, and the origins of the phrase "swan song."This week Richard explains the cheesy history of Jo-Ann's Fabrics and Crafts, while Maytal delivers a spooky summary of Ouija boards. Pay close attention to learn about 2D-3D printers, a ghost named Seth, and the origins of the phrase "swan song." Pancakes & Parrotheads Pancakes & Parrotheads Tue, 02 Jun 2015 16:00:00 +0000 This week Richard imparts some pancake-related wisdom, and Maytal teaches us about Jimmy Buffett's loyal fan base. We also touch on sweaty cakes, revealed religions, matrilineal fandom, and the invention of magnets.

]]> This week Richard imparts some pancake-related wisdom, and Maytal teaches us about Jimmy Buffett's loyal fan base. We also touch on sweaty cakes, revealed religions, matrilineal fandom, and the invention of magnets.

]]> 25:22 false full This week Richard imparts some pancake-related wisdom, and Maytal teaches us about Jimmy Buffett's loyal fan base. We also touch on sweaty cakes, revealed religions, matrilineal fandom, and the invention of magnets.This week Richard imparts some pancake-related wisdom, and Maytal teaches us about Jimmy Buffett's loyal fan base. We also touch on sweaty cakes, revealed religions, matrilineal fandom, and the invention of magnets. The Manson Family & Fecal Transplants The Manson Family & Fecal Transplants Tue, 26 May 2015 16:00:00 +0000 This week Richard tries to find comedy in the tragedy of cult murders, and Maytal paints a word picture of reverse pooping. Also, we introduce a new half-time show, called Idioms with Idiots. Give this a listen if you believe in the power of music, wish desperately that things could be the way they once were, or want to know how to get the world's worst enema right in your own kitchen.

]]> This week Richard tries to find comedy in the tragedy of cult murders, and Maytal paints a word picture of reverse pooping. Also, we introduce a new half-time show, called Idioms with Idiots. Give this a listen if you believe in the power of music, wish desperately that things could be the way they once were, or want to know how to get the world's worst enema right in your own kitchen.

]]> 26:14 false full This week Richard tries to find comedy in the tragedy of cult murders, and Maytal paints a word picture of reverse pooping. Also, we introduce a new half-time show, called Idioms with Idiots. Give this a listen if you believe in the power of music, wish desperately that things could be the way they once were, or want to know how to get the world's worst enema right in your own kitchen.This week Richard tries to find comedy in the tragedy of cult murders, and Maytal paints a word picture of reverse pooping. Also, we introduce a new half-time show, called Idioms with Idiots. Give this a listen if you believe in the power of music, wish desperately that things could be the way they once were, or want to know how to get the world's worst enema right in your own kitchen. Dread Pirate Roberts & April Fools' Day Dread Pirate Roberts & April Fools' Day Tue, 19 May 2015 16:00:00 +0000 Maytal explain the misdeeds of Dread Pirate Roberts, and Richard delves into the history of April Fools' Day. Listen up if you want to learn about Bitcoin, moist surprises, April's Fish, or the world's worst roommate.

]]> Maytal explain the misdeeds of Dread Pirate Roberts, and Richard delves into the history of April Fools' Day. Listen up if you want to learn about Bitcoin, moist surprises, April's Fish, or the world's worst roommate.

]]> 26:12 false full Maytal explain the misdeeds of Dread Pirate Roberts, and Richard delves into the history of April Fools' Day. Listen up if you want to learn about Bitcoin, moist surprises, April's Fish, or the world's worst roommate.Maytal explain the misdeeds of Dread Pirate Roberts, and Richard delves into the history of April Fools' Day. Listen up if you want to learn about Bitcoin, moist surprises, April's Fish, or the world's worst roommate. Sibling & Pirates Sibling & Pirates Tue, 12 May 2015 16:00:00 +0000 In this episode, Maytal asks Richard about sibling (yes, singular), and Richard grills Maytal about pirates. Talking points include, but aren't limited to: cat abuse, frat wombs, IMDB porn reviews and the intricacies of baseball.

]]> In this episode, Maytal asks Richard about sibling (yes, singular), and Richard grills Maytal about pirates. Talking points include, but aren't limited to: cat abuse, frat wombs, IMDB porn reviews and the intricacies of baseball.

]]> 25:38 false full In this episode, Maytal asks Richard about sibling (yes, singular), and Richard grills Maytal about pirates. Talking points include, but aren't limited to: cat abuse, frat wombs, IMDB porn reviews and the intricacies of baseball.In this episode, Maytal asks Richard about sibling (yes, singular), and Richard grills Maytal about pirates. Talking points include, but aren't limited to: cat abuse, frat wombs, IMDB porn reviews and the intricacies of baseball. Uterus & Glee Uterus & Glee Tue, 05 May 2015 16:00:00 +0000 Come along with Richard as he learns what a uterus is, and share in Maytal's frustration as she learns that Glee isn't always very gleeful. If you like spaghetti, love sick ollie mctwists or hate Lima, Ohio, then this episode is for you.

]]> Come along with Richard as he learns what a uterus is, and share in Maytal's frustration as she learns that Glee isn't always very gleeful. If you like spaghetti, love sick ollie mctwists or hate Lima, Ohio, then this episode is for you.

]]> 25:15 false full Come along with Richard as he learns what a uterus is, and share in Maytal's frustration as she learns that Glee isn't always very gleeful. If you like spaghetti, love sick ollie mctwists or hate Lima, Ohio, then this episode is for you.Come along with Richard as he learns what a uterus is, and share in Maytal's frustration as she learns that Glee isn't always very gleeful. If you like spaghetti, love sick ollie mctwists or hate Lima, Ohio, then this episode is for you. CIA University & Pez CIA University & Pez Tue, 28 Apr 2015 16:00:00 +0000 In the inaugural episode of You Don't Say, Maytal has to explain the mysteries of Pez to Richard, and Richard has to educate Maytal on the inner workings of CIA University. Listen if you want to learn about Spy Kids, regrettable tattoos, or how Richard passed geometry in high school.

]]> In the inaugural episode of You Don't Say, Maytal has to explain the mysteries of Pez to Richard, and Richard has to educate Maytal on the inner workings of CIA University. Listen if you want to learn about Spy Kids, regrettable tattoos, or how Richard passed geometry in high school.

]]> 24:36 false full In the inaugural episode of You Don't Say, Maytal has to explain the mysteries of Pez to Richard, and Richard has to educate Maytal on the inner workings of CIA University. Listen if you want to learn about Spy Kids, regrettable tattoos, or how Richard passed geometry in high school.In the inaugural episode of You Don't Say, Maytal has to explain the mysteries of Pez to Richard, and Richard has to educate Maytal on the inner workings of CIA University. Listen if you want to learn about Spy Kids, regrettable tattoos, or how Richard passed geometry in high school.