Your Source for Fair and Balanced NIN News http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/ You guys miss this? Seriously? http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp221005.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp221005.htm Download Meathead's NIN/JA Tour Fun Book here! http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp090509.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp090509.htm Justin is such a laid-back dude! http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/cartoon040.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/cartoon040.htm Leg 2 (of 46) of the "Lights In The Sky" tour will kick off in whatever number of days, and I wouldn't want those of you who are attending this hot, sticky new batch of shows to have to bring some shitty, obsolete version of the Meathead's Lights In The Sky Tour Companion And Fun Book. You guys are way cooler than those jerks on the first leg, and you deserve better. That's why I'm beside myself with glee to bring you Meathead's Lights In The Sky Tour Companion And Fun Book v2.0!!!!!!! This exciting upgrade includes extra coloring pages, new activities, and updated stuff that was already in there before, so it's way better this time. Also, the cover is in COLOR!!!!! HOLY FUCKING GOD DAMN! http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080912.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080912.htm I'm sure it's probably just some weird internet glitch, but my numbers indicate that the Meathead's Lights In The Sky Tour Companion and Fun Book has been downloaded a few thousand times already. Fuck, I knew I should have charged for that shit. Not only are you guys downloading it, but you've actually been printing it out as instructed and bringing it with them to Nine Inch Nails concerts. And not only that, but you've been annoying the band members with them as well! You've made me so proud. Seriously, I need a moment here. http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080827.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080827.htm Hey, what's happening? I've been really busy this month doing some stuff that I don't remember anymore, but I've managed to put aside some time to work on something for your favorite band, Nine Inch Nails. They used to be my favorite band, too, but then I found out that Candlebox is back together and putting out more smash hit songs, so, well, you know. But NIN is still okay I guess. http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080823.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080823.htm Does anyone have a Ricola? http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/cartoon039.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/cartoon039.htm The first (and last) episode of the hit show, coming soon to DVD and Blu-Ray! http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/cartoon038.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/cartoon038.htm Why won't they play this live? http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/cartoon037.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/cartoon037.htm Hello, "friends!" Wow, it feels like a week since I last updated this website. Sorry, I've been pretty busy with "real life" stuff lately. Just kidding, I actually just sit and stare at the wall all day long. But I've been pretty busy doing that. Therefore, I haven't had as much time to write about my favorite band in the whole wide world. Hell, I haven't even had time to write about Nine Inch Nails, either. But I promise that I'll make more of an effort to neglect my responsibilities so that I can devote more time and energy to thinking up funny things to say about Trent's sideburns. http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080511.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080511.htm Hi friends! There's lots of exciting crap going on in Nine Inch Nailsville lately! I don't know where Nine Inch Nailsville is, exactly, but I'm assuming it's in New Jersey. That's where all the cool stuff is! You know, like [--PLACEHOLDER TEXT--] http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080503.htm http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080503.htm