tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72843610065379093542025-12-21T21:11:26.205+01:00小小公雞 頂天立地迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-78555657479575818412010-05-09T17:02:00.001+01:002010-05-09T17:02:21.155+01:00【迷你屌小姐】The Golden Star在兩個人奮力衝刺前，所有的東西都是虛偽的。<br />
連抵達終點爆發出的歡呼聲聽起來也那麼不切實際。<br />
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唯有做愛才是真實的，你這麼對我說著。<br />
唯有做愛才有證據，孩子就是。不然就是在垃圾桶裡乾枯的衛生紙。<br />
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我懷疑當你鏡子看到你自己時，會這麼肯定這一切說法嗎？<br />
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我看著你，起床，並拿衛生紙將自己濕潤的私處擦乾。然後將衛生紙扔擲到垃圾桶裡。<br />
你來過我的房間，無數次，但動作千遍一律。其實我愛看，而且上癮了。<br />
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接著你會將我的衣服找齊，然後折好放在床邊，早晨的太陽將你的皮膚曬的閃閃發亮，<br />
對我而言你很真實。而我知道，不能錯過。<br />
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有時我們會有爭執，為了那真實或虛偽的問題。<br />
可是你知道，愛情需要很多人性的負面特質來促成，這我相信。<br />
另如忌妒、生氣、試探。<br />
但我也不確定我是否愛你。或你是否需要我愛你。<br />
我討厭想到這問題，因為讓我感到無能。<br />
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我會坐起來抽根菸，看著你開始化妝，然後往身上、空中噴上香水，試圖將一切掩蓋過去。<br />
你從來沒有問過：下次什麼時候再見。總是I will see you when I see you.<br />
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Fuck it, 你真他媽的隨性。<br />
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然後你開始哼著一首歌，並開始著裝。<br />
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我將你的胸罩扔給你，你轉過來微笑說聲謝謝，然後又開始哼著那首歌。<br />
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I always felt so far from you<br />
Like something wasn't right<br />
But tonight I rest my head inside the crook of your arm<br />
& I feel like a golden star<br />
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突然間我明白了，在你獲得the brightest diamond 之前，我都只能充當你的偽男友。<br />
就像你說的，唯有孩子才是證據。相愛過後的證據。迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-78268173320679156092010-05-09T16:55:00.002+01:002010-05-09T16:55:43.297+01:00【迷你屌】Love burns in a hilarious way所有東西都湧了上來，那壞的好的都一次湧了上來。<br />
熱淚酸物哽咽作嘔一起回應了你的那句話。<br />
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『We better stay in friends.』<br />
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這句話好像莫名奇妙的被乎了一巴掌，<br />
然後還不知道發生什麼事情。<br />
心停了一下，接著所有東西就湧了上來。<br />
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我明白，每個人在生命會尋找出路，<br />
而在感情中會找有利的解脫，對自己有利的那種。<br />
愛並非無私或大我，愛其實很自我中心。<br />
一瞬間那火焰就燒盡了，連個屁都沒有。<br />
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我不知道最後那句為什麼沒有問出口，<br />
是因為喉口以被酸味極重的嘔物堵住，<br />
還是我那薄弱的自尊，我不知道是什麼阻止了我，<br />
但我知道你一旦決定某事也很難去做改變，<br />
就像當初牽起我的手就決定要在一起一樣，<br />
我們都沒有想到後面的事情，<br />
你也一定沒有想到我們會有說再見的一天。<br />
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謝謝你給我愛你的機會，只是我們都沒想到：<br />
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Love burns in a hilarious way.迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-70414672885016201302010-05-09T16:21:00.002+01:002010-05-09T16:21:40.679+01:00【迷你屌小姐】愛是遊戲迷你屌最近覺得自己陷入愛河了<br />
但是又不想比對方先說<br />
因為這樣就證明了自己輸了<br />
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對於愛<br />
總是痛苦比快樂來的多<br />
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因為不知怎麼搞的<br />
壞男人總是比較迷人<br />
然後被吸引<br />
<br />
也許是他們很會親吻<br />
也許是他們也會玩遊戲<br />
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迷你屌不得不說自己的嘴巴很厲害<br />
(鬥嘴跟你想的那方面 都很厲害)<br />
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所以迷你屌喜歡會跟自己鬥嘴的男人<br />
也喜歡他們很social的一面<br />
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總而言之<br />
迷你屌相信<br />
離女人也能大聲說”我上了他”的時代 不遠了迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-8059819666451652612010-05-09T16:20:00.003+01:002010-05-09T16:20:44.237+01:00【迷你屌小姐】公主病公主病就是常讓男友做牛做馬當司機當提款機變廚師變奴隸<br />
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耍任性挑戰他的極限鬧脾氣將他惹哭故意唱反調惹他不高興<br />
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在他朋友面前讓他難看吵架時他要先低聲下氣買東西他付錢<br />
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家人朋友最後才是他全世界的人都討厭她時他還是支持著她迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-42734879523271327232010-05-09T16:20:00.000+01:002010-05-09T16:20:02.891+01:00【迷你屌小姐】不能說謊的新世界歡迎來到一個不能說謊的新世界，<br />
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這個世界只能說實話，<br />
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當女人問男人愛不愛他，永遠都只能說實話，<br />
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不然就只能回答：親愛的，你知道我不能說謊。<br />
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親愛的，你知道我不能說謊，<br />
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比聽到謊言好上一萬倍，<br />
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開車撞死人卻沒目擊者的肇事者，只能跟法官說：親愛的，你知道我不能說謊，<br />
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藉著職位性侵害的上司，只能跟法官：親愛的，你知道我不能說謊，<br />
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但是<br />
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當小小孩，拿著剛完成的畫作，他親愛的媽咪只能說：親愛的，你知道我不能說謊，<br />
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當加油的話說不出口，就只能用：親愛的，你知道我不能說謊，<br />
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<br />
我們被教導不要說謊，<br />
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而謊言竟然帶給我們希望。<br />
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現在我對自己撒了個小謊，<br />
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迷你屌，加油，你是最好最棒的。迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-69946614716695493792010-05-09T16:18:00.002+01:002010-05-09T16:18:51.965+01:00迷你屌小姐【查勤與否】迷你屌 在跟劈腿男分手後<br />
都會檢查每任男友的手機簡訊 也要知道他們msn的密碼<br />
因為他們愛迷你屌<br />
都讓檢查<br />
<br />
但是迷你屌有天覺醒了<br />
會出軌就是會出軌<br />
如果這個男人喜歡你 並且到夠喜歡你的程度<br />
他會自己去避免做出任何傷害你的事情<br />
<br />
所以現在迷你屌都不檢查手機<br />
Toy boy問過我<br />
*如果有機會玩3p我玩不玩?<br />
玩 當然玩<br />
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*不會吃醋?<br />
我也喜歡女人 搞不好是你吃醋<br />
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*為什麼我都不檢查他的手機?<br />
因為現在我們都很快樂<br />
不想為了某個笨簡訊毀了一切<br />
如果你覺得某人帶給你的快樂勝過於我<br />
所以你去見她 去跟她搞曖昧<br />
那我就知道我們的時候到了<br />
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我到現在都沒檢查過他的手機<br />
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因為迷你屌曾經在那個位置<br />
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<br />
迷你屌發現<br />
當愛情中<br />
參雜了比較<br />
一切就不再單純<br />
<br />
愛不再單純後<br />
就是一場混亂的風暴<br />
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愛理當讓一個女人感到幸福因而散發漂亮<br />
而不是不可理喻疑神疑鬼緊張兮兮<br />
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遇到對的人很難<br />
是因為老是待在不對的人身邊 然後捨不得走迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-41780388219977182542010-05-09T16:17:00.003+01:002010-05-09T16:17:55.313+01:00迷你屌小姐【one night stand】你發現他在看你然後你忽略他<br />
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跟忽略其他人一樣<br />
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你最愛的音樂開始響起<br />
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你放下酒杯 身體都打到每個節奏<br />
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然後你發現他 不經意走過你身邊<br />
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他的香味 比 他的眼神迷人<br />
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當他慢慢向你靠近<br />
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你記得這個人 是因為他的香味<br />
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你們熱舞 身體的wave默契跟拍子契合<br />
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然後你們親吻從脖子 到頸間 再到胸前<br />
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你的喘氣不經意帶出一聲<br />
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這是你出乎意料的決定 但似乎又早有預謀<br />
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早上, 再見!迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-32746892112125489612010-05-09T16:17:00.000+01:002010-05-09T16:17:00.450+01:00【迷你屌小姐】粉紅色關係<p>迷你屌跟女人上床的經驗<br />只有一次</p><p>是迷你屌超級正的同性戀朋友失戀<br />一接到她電話 需要人安慰的時候<br />迷你屌馬上搭的士從新店到士林</p><p>那天晚上<br />超級正妹說她每天都跟她的寶貝洗澡<br />今天是第一天她一個人洗澡<br />所以我就跟她說 我可以跟她一起洗</p><p>她的胸部小小的 但是乳暈是粉紅色的<br />(喔 天呀 迷你屌也陷入了粉紅迷團中)</p><p>一開始迷你屌只是不輕易的碰到她身體<br />但是她的一聲輕喘<br />讓迷你屌完全的turn on</p><p>於是一切從親吻開始<br />從嘴唇 乳頭 肚臍 在到花蕾</p><p>女生的身體是這麼的敏感 這麼的柔軟<br />迷你屌從來沒發現</p><p>如果慢慢來<br />這整個過程很唯美</p><p>因為某個點 身體的微微顫抖</p><p>肌膚是如此的光滑<br />曲線是這麼的優美</p><p>跟女生做愛<br />舌尖 還有 手指是很重要的<br />整個步驟都要掌握的恰到好處</p><p>男生不知道<br />再做愛的時候<br />換個姿勢 女生已經冷了</p><p>做愛最爽的事情就是高潮<br />雖然沒有了抽插<br />但是迷你屌知道 超級正妹有爽到</p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-84503319258545184522010-05-09T16:14:00.002+01:002010-05-09T16:14:55.969+01:00迷你屌小姐【愛情心機】因為部落格 認識了很多以外的朋友<br />
他們會跟迷你屌說說他們的愛情 或者是他們朋友的愛情<br />
結果他們的朋友 就變成了迷你屌對朋友說的我的朋友<br />
可是其實迷你屌不認識他們<br />
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只是很多奇妙的事情正在發生<br />
而迷你屌只是個口述者<br />
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大家都把自己當成主角<br />
但是會不會自己才是配角呢<br />
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會不會被劈腿的自己<br />
反而是那段感情中的破壞者而她們(後來者)才是宿命所歸<br />
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跟劈腿男那段感情 被大家稱為太陽花系列的戀情<br />
跟黑馬那段感情 被自己以為是最終happy ending<br />
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迷你屌也經歷過淚流不止 怒聲大罵 瘋狂詛咒 也差點要自殺<br />
但是這樣是真的愛嗎<br />
愛會讓一個人這麼的不堪嗎<br />
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我要的是一種刻骨銘心<br />
愛過後 就算分手 我會好好的把你放在我心中的角落<br />
雖然是個痛<br />
但是我有自己的驕傲<br />
苦苦哀求 跟 自憐自艾<br />
我做不來<br />
<br />
就像西蒙波娃說<br />
我渴望能見你一面，<br />
但請你記得，我不會開口要求要見你。<br />
這不是因為驕傲，你知道我在你面前毫無驕傲可言，<br />
而是因為，唯有你也想見我的時候，我們見面才有意義。<br />
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愛也是一樣<br />
唯有你也愛我 我們的愛才有意義<br />
如果你愛我 就理當不會做出讓我傷心 讓我受傷的事<br />
不然都只是不夠堅定而已<br />
X說 一個人要獲得她的愛 必然要獲得他的尊敬<br />
迷你屌同意這句話<br />
但是這句話又帶有點種姓制度的意味<br />
一個人如要獲得他人的尊敬<br />
必定是優於他人<br />
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誰都想要找個績優股的好老公嫁<br />
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迷你屌以前常對交往中的男友說<br />
全世界的人都可以笑我 就你不行(Everyone can lauge at me but you!)<br />
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迷你屌只是想要一個非常support我的另一半<br />
接受我 接受我的脾氣我的缺點<br />
而不是生氣時 拿來激怒我的爆點<br />
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人會變 感情會變<br />
在王文華倒數第二個女友中<br />
杜方跟明宏的對話用商學來分析情變<br />
「在資訊完全流通的市場，股票的價格會被一名擁有充分資訊的投資者，以不高也不低、最合理價格取得。」「如果她有男朋友還能被我追走，就表示她那個男朋友不夠好。我是那個資訊充足的投資者，她男朋友就是那個資訊缺乏的投資者，所以她被我搶走，也是應該的！」<br />
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大家都會質疑 會不會自己就是那個資訊缺乏的投資者?<br />
要不然野花怎麼會比家花香<br />
所以要保持自己的競爭力<br />
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戀愛需要耍一點心機的<br />
得不到的越想要 別人想要的自己要先得到<br />
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陳文茜 迷你屌欣賞的女性之一<br />
在她的書 文茜小妹大提到<br />
心機 是通往幸福之路上所需的<br />
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如果會讓自己更幸福快樂<br />
耍點心機 何樂不為呢?迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-12964823616509055732010-05-07T07:36:00.002+01:002010-05-07T07:36:40.447+01:00親愛的達爾文親愛的達爾文先生，由你提出的論調，人類是由猴子演化而來，整個演化過程中，我嚴重懷疑某些雄性猩猩進度嚴重落後，而且有腦殘現象。先不論人與動物的差別在於規範行為，將出軌行為合理化，將其解釋為優生學，如果都是要優良的後代，將會成為母親的雌性動物，應該更加嚴格選擇下一代的精液來源。更遑論並不是每一次的射出都會是一個後代，只是一坨在垃圾桶裡的衛生紙而已。或者是說我們女性是否在每一個的交配，一個不順心，就像蜘蛛黑寡婦一樣，我們就將那”頭”給咬下。<br />
每個女人都太好，沒有高潮都裝高潮，沒有很爽都學日本AV叫的哇哇叫，可是到底有哪個女人敢跟老公說，我高潮都不是因為你的屌，還是我的手好。每個男人都以為自己有跟大屌，到處炫耀想要打砲。甚麼時候，女人出頭，所以我們不只要吃麥當勞，我們也要摩斯、漢堡王、達梅樂，通通都打了一砲。而且做完還要殘酷評分，硬度彎度態度氣氛前戲靈巧度。就好像女人下廚被批評一樣。<br />
那為什麼還要批評西餐妹，他也只是做了為後代著想的選擇，因為以物種來說的話，如果僅是因為要生出較優良的後代，混血兒都外觀姣好，那是不是我們女生都去哈陽屌就好了。我們大家都用為後代著想，來亂上一通就好了。<br />
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這種男人愛不得。沒看到傷心難過就算了，自以為的要為物種進化負責。所以說，這種人也上不得，因為他會把你當作戰利品炫耀，puma不存在，puma是被”說”出來的。迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-87774375143919911272010-04-21T05:12:00.002+01:002010-05-07T06:04:07.469+01:00迷你屌小姐【劈腿男太下賤】迷你屌被第二個男友劈腿<br />被劈腿都很慘<br />尤其是你對上天發誓你會對他很好很好<br />所以你把所有的錯都歸咎於自己<br />並且給他很多次機會<br /><br />因為迷你屌對第一個男友很不好<br />把他當司機把他當提款卡把他當奴隸<br />當迷你屌跟他分手的時候<br />他可憐兮兮的表情<br />讓迷你屌對上天發誓<br />一定要對下一個男友很好很好<br /><br />所以<br />迷你屌說啊<br />這是報應<br /><br />其實迷你屌才是第三者<br />可是他說他沒有女朋友<br />聖誕節情人節也都是跟我過<br />那時<br />迷你屌還是清純少女<br />不會想要查手機查msn<br /><br />過程怎麼樣慘<br />都已經雲淡風清<br /><br />迷你屌對於分手的態度是乾淨 不是界限<br />所以當迷你屌決定分手<br />在msn list上不只是封鎖 還要刪除<br />不然他每次上線 都會因為他的暱稱而混亂心情<br />這不是白搭了嗎?<br />電話簡訊也通通不回<br />不管他說的多麼可憐<br />劈腿男寫給我的生日卡片 也當著轉交人的面撕掉<br /><br />但花了六個月的時間在抱怨<br />一直提到他就表示還在想他<br /><br />還在想彼此複合的可能性<br /><br />兩年後迷你屌突然覺得<br />已經對劈腿男完完全全沒感覺了<br />就心血來潮把他的msn加回來<br /><br />那天晚上跟劈腿男聊的很晚<br />但是完全沒聊到以前的事情<br />只是很懷念在一切都還沒被毀壞時的友誼<br /><br />迷你屌知道跟他分手後<br />他跟元配還在一起<br />但沒多久他又劈腿了<br />所以元配很難過的離去<br /><br />當迷你屌開玩笑的在msn上說<br />這麼久還沒劈腿 看來跟這一個處的還不錯唷<br /><br />結果<br />他回了迷你屌 “不知道”<br /><br />經過了兩年<br />迷你屌終於有種解脫並完全勝利的感覺<br /><br />一直以為他會劈腿是因為迷你屌不夠好<br />而且迷你屌也經過嚴重懷疑自己是否是個夠格的女友<br /><br />原來原來<br />這一切的一切<br /><br />都不關迷你屌的事<br /><br />都是劈腿男太下賤迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-39448667350441310632010-04-21T05:03:00.001+01:002010-04-21T05:03:53.378+01:00回台灣了台灣<div>是我的家</div><div>要重新開始了</div>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-43114997332292657472008-05-15T01:36:00.000+01:002008-05-15T01:37:15.961+01:00迷你屌【原來這就是忌妒】<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB">msn</span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">裡你與她快樂的出遊合照</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">彈跳出來</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">你手拿相機</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她從你身後圍繞</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">你們快樂的出遊自拍合照</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我還沒有心裡準備</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">你幸福的樣子</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她擁有你的樣子</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">原來這就是我失去的</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">請容我當一次被寵壞的孩子</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">就算是不想玩了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">也不願出讓自己過去曾擁有過的</span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-81921303651715084912008-05-02T19:59:00.002+01:002008-05-20T12:59:09.843+01:00迷你屌【感情的主題曲】<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" >每個戀情都有主題曲<br />每一段感情都有背景音樂<br />每對情侶都有屬於他們的歌</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" >迷你屌跟</span><span lang="EN-GB">toyboy</span><span style=";font-family:";" >的片頭曲是</span><span lang="EN-GB">John Legend</span><span style=";font-family:";" >的</span><b><span style=";font-family:";font-size:10;" lang="EN-GB" ><a href="http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=M4R_oswROic">"P.D.A. (We Just Don't Care)"</a><o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" >我們一開始的相戀就是這樣</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >我們在電影院裡熱吻</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">,</span><span style=";font-family:";" >在餐廳裡握手相視</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">,</span><span style=";font-family:";" >在公園裡擁抱</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">,</span><span style=";font-family:";" >在美術館隱密的入口處做愛</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">, </span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >這首歌在背後吟唱著我們。</span><span style=""> <span lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:10;" lang="EN-GB" >Let's go to the park<br />I wanna kiss you underneath the stars<br />Maybe we'll go too far<br />We just don't care,<br />We just don't care,<br />We just don't care.<br /><br />You know I love you when you're loving me<br />Sometimes it's better when it's publicly<br />I'm not ashamed, I don't care who sees<br />Us hugging & kissing our love exhibition all<br /><br />We'll rendezvous out on the fire escape<br />I'd like to set off an alarm today<br />The love emergency don't make me wait<br />Just follow I'll lead you<br />I urgently need you<br /><br />Let's go to the park<br />I wanna kiss you underneath the stars<br />Maybe we'll go too far<br />We just don't care<br />We just don't care<br />We just don't<br /><br />Let's make love, let's go somewhere they might discover us<br />Let's get lost in lust<br />We just don't care,<br />We just don't care,<br />We just don't care.<br /><br />I see you closing down the restaurant<br />Let's sneak and do it when your boss is gone<br />Everybody's leaving we'll have some fun<br />Or maybe it's wrong but you're turning me on.<br />Ooh, we'll take a visit to your Mama's house<br />Creep to the bedroom while your Mama's out<br />Maybe she'll hear it when we scream and shout<br />And we'll keep it rocking until she comes knocking<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:";" >就這樣過了一年，</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">Jenifer Lopez</span><span style=";font-family:";" >的</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><a href="http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=iyZr0xBUR_E">I’m Glad</a><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >換成我們的主題曲</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >寂寞的戀人變成契合的伴侶</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >除了感謝上天安排</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >只能藉著歌曲表達自己的心情</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB">Baby when I think about<br />The day that we first met (the day that we first met),<br />Wasnt looking for what I found,<br />But I found you,<br />And Im bound to,<br />Find happiness in being around you,<br /><br />Im glad when Im making love to you,<br />Im glad for the way you make me feel,<br />I love it cause you seem to blow my mind..every-time,<br />Im glad when we walk you hold my hand,<br />Im glad that ya know how to be a man,<br />Im glad that you came into my life,<br />Im soo glad,<br /><br />I dig the way that you get down (you get down for bout),<br />And you still know how to hold me (and you still know how to hold me),<br />A perfect blend, masculine (I think I know now)<br />I think Im in love, damn finally,<br /><br />Im glad when Im making love to you,<br />Im glad for the way you make me feel,<br />I love it cause you seem to blow my mind..every-time,<br />Im glad when we walk you hold my hand,<br />Im glad that ya know how to be a man,<br />Im glad that you came into my life,<br />Im soo glad,<br /><br />Im glad,<br />That you,<br />Turned out,<br />To be,<br />That certain someone special who makes this life worth living,<br />Im glad,<br />Your here,<br />Just loving me...<br />So say that you wont leave,<br />Cause since the day you came Ive been glad,<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:";" >在慶祝一周年的高級餐廳裡</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >迷你屌放了這首歌加上自己做的投影片</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p><br />Toyboy</span><span style=";font-family:";" >哭了</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >他開始哭泣時正是甜來送來的時候</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >服務生放下甜點</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >看了我一下</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >接著默默然的離開</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p><br />Toyboy</span><span style=";font-family:";" >的眼淚默默的掉</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >低落在他的黑巧克力</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">fudge</span><span style=";font-family:";" >上</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >除了苦中帶甜還有感動的鹹味</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >我看著我的棉花糖拿鐵</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >不知道該先喝苦的咖啡再吃掉極甜的棉花糖</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" >兩個人就這麼默默坐著</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >下午才因為他寫給我的詩哭過</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" >服務生收走精巧高級的甜點盤</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >遞來帳單</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >他站起來要去付錢</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >我也跟在後面</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >要離開餐廳</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >他轉過身來</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >手按著我的肩膀說</span><span style=""> <span lang="EN-GB">you know I love u very much<o:p></o:p></span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >他靠過來索取他的吻</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >原以為只是輕輕的點一下</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >可是卻好像有一世紀那麼久</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >然後兩個人無法呼吸</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" >服務生偷偷問我</span><span style=""> <span lang="EN-GB">r u two break up?<o:p></o:p></span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >原本</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">toyboy</span><span style=";font-family:";" >大笑但在我回答</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">He just wait for his dessert too long, u know, he is a crier!</span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >給了我一個白眼</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" >白日升起</span><span style=""> </span><span style=";font-family:";" >虹日落下</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >片尾曲還未響起</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p>John Legend</span><span style=";font-family:";" >的</span><span style=""> <span lang="EN-GB"><a href="http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=KCIMrS2M8hc&feature=related">“Each day get better”</a><o:p></o:p></span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >成了</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">Toyboy</span><span style=";font-family:";" >最常哼哼唱唱的曲</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p><br />Where do we go, who knows?<br />But each day gets better<br />I just can’t let her go, oh no<br />Each kiss gets sweeter<br />I just can’t leave her, no<br /><br />I’ll write a song<br />I thought about it for far too long<br />But I’ve never had someone to sing about<br />Until I met her, now each day gets better<br />Nobody knows, nobody sees<br />Nobody else understands me like she<br />Now that I know what true love means<br />I just hope she stays with me<br /><br />Where do we go, who knows?<br />But each day gets better<br />I just can’t let her go, oh no<br />Each kiss gets sweeter<br />I just can’t leave her, no<br /><br />She wants to breathe<br />She wants to be where the grass is green<br />She wants to know how love’s supposed to be<br />She wants it better, I want to let her know<br />She belongs right here with me<br />She’s heard it all but I’ll make her see<br />I’ll make her fall, make her believe<br />I’ll promise her that I’ll never leave<br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" >每天都多愛對方一點點</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><br /><span style=";font-family:";" >誰知道我們會走到哪呢</span><span style="" lang="EN-GB">?<o:p></o:p></span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-47398234191372767162008-04-09T08:22:00.001+01:002008-04-09T08:24:03.918+01:00分手時 還是熱戀期<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">明明知道總有一天會離別的</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">所以他們盡可能的討好對方</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她想要甚麼</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">買</span><span lang="EN-GB">!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">他想要甚麼</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">給</span><span lang="EN-GB">!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">可是唯獨無法給對方承諾</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">但他們愛彼此的方式很真誠</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">一周年</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">他寫了詩給她</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她做了歌給他</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她拿到詩時哭了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">他聽到歌時也哭了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">『我喜愛你的每件事情，從你說話的語氣到你生氣的表情，我很開心我遇到你，你是一個證明我會愛的奇蹟，我們一路走來都很順利，這也是為什麼微笑送你離去將會是我心碎的證明。』</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">『你很奇怪可是你很帥，你很多毛可是你很白，我想要磨蹭你的鬍渣，我想要靠在你的肩上看夕陽，你很安靜可是你愛</span><span lang="EN-GB">hip-hop,</span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">，你很甜蜜讓我想要咬你。我不想離去，不想離去，不，想，離，開，你。』</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">會不會這種已經預知會結束的愛情</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">反而讓戀人們學會珍惜</span><span lang="EN-GB">?</span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-91145117509898758062008-04-09T07:56:00.000+01:002008-04-09T07:57:23.585+01:00遲了就來不及<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她不解</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">放下了酒杯</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">問他</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">到底怎麼一回事</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">他說出奇不意才有驚喜</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">可惜這句我愛你來的太慢</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她給他的驚喜</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">是她選擇離去</span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-59054562602538766342008-03-31T02:59:00.000+01:002008-03-31T03:00:14.019+01:00迷你屌【男孩。女孩】<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">巧克力女孩總是加很多棉花糖在巧克力裡然後在那邊讀村上春樹</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">冰淇淋綠茶男孩總是拿著吸管搓著香草冰淇淋盤算要怎麼約巧克力女孩</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">水果茶女孩總是默默望著手機</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">等待伯爵奶茶男孩的來電</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">芒果冰沙女孩變成第三者</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">手握著杯子出神</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">喝的時候冰都融化了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">珍珠奶茶女孩覺得冰淇淋綠茶男孩很帥</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">但是她有男朋友</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">卡布奇偌男孩老神在在</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">看上的妹一定到手</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我是在吧台後面的冰開水男孩不知道巧克力女孩喜歡我</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">而我卻喜歡卡布奇偌男孩</span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-66971217658460756182008-03-31T02:45:00.000+01:002008-12-13T03:35:32.375+01:00迷你屌【喜歡你的25個理由我喜歡你】<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我喜歡你</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為你很好笑</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為你很奇怪</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為你會多帶一顆蘋果給我</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為你帶我去吃好吃的餐廳</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我們的相遇很奇妙</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我們都是不在乎的人</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我跟你在一起</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我也變的搞笑</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我跟你在一起</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我感覺被愛</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為你很帥</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為你很多毛</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我們都喜歡看電影</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我們都很性感</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我們一上街</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">是眾人的目光</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我們一上場</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">是舞池的焦點</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為你性感的嘴唇</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為你練過的八塊腹肌</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡擠你的痘痘</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡惡整你</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡你離去的親親一吻</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡你到來的狠狠一吻</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡看你穿白色緊身無袖</span><span lang="EN-GB">T</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡你的辛普森內褲</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡吃你做的菜</span><span lang="EN-GB">(</span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">很好吃又注重營養</span><span lang="EN-GB">)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡吃你帶給我的零食</span><span lang="EN-GB">(</span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">很健康但是很難吃</span><span lang="EN-GB">)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我喜歡被你愛的那個我</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">所以我也愛你</span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-87257814757405058442008-03-31T02:34:00.000+01:002008-12-13T03:31:52.180+01:00迷你屌【人生是場電影】<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">迷你屌認為人生是場電影</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">要把自己的腳色演好</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">也要做個造型</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">做個最佳女主角</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">每天打扮得漂漂亮亮</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">自己該做的事情就要盡力做好</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">出去玩的時候要瘋</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">不膽小</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">每天就要活得像沒有明天</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">要愛得好像從沒受過傷害</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">然後到</span><span lang="EN-GB">The end </span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">才可以滿足微笑退幕</span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-20027054196436602542008-03-29T17:03:00.000+01:002008-03-29T17:04:47.818+01:00迷你屌【想不透】<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">為什麼？迷你屌想不透！</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">是因為這種愛情很痛，所以甜蜜的時候反而被放大了嗎？</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她，愛上一個有婦之夫，她相信他是為了英國護照選擇了現在的老婆，她做的只有等待。</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">他們只能在咖啡館喝喝咖啡，不能牽手不能看電影。</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">迷你屌總跟她討論兩個人的愛情進度，因為迷你屌總認為我們兩個的愛情是同一個起跑線，不知道會跑到哪，兩個人對外國人的疑問也是一樣的，為什麼在一起後離說我愛你還好遙遠，兩個女孩為彼此有了進展而開心。</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">留學生的圈子很小，甚麼秘密都藏不住。</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">迷你屌才知道原來我們的起步根本不一樣，</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她在黑暗裡祈求一點光明，而我卻是在光明裡慢舞。</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-16383640896273089792008-03-11T05:14:00.001+01:002008-05-02T20:07:54.527+01:00要一年了<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">到下個月</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">迷你屌的部落格就滿一年了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">很謝謝大家一直以來的捧場</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">原本只是想寫寫其他人不敢寫的東西</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">雖然說迷你屌也是躲在電腦後面裝大膽</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">可是很開心有人欣賞</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">當然批評迷你屌也接受</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">只是迷你屌一直覺得這就像洞穴人看到的影子一樣</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">為什麼要拒絕去看這世界已存在的事實</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">性愛不是件骯髒的事情</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">女人也有權利</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">但不是濫交</span><span lang="EN-GB">(</span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">完全的享樂主義會把群交當作玩樂</span><span lang="EN-GB">) </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">不是把墮胎當成避孕的最後關卡</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">並且</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">迷你屌也跟</span><span lang="EN-GB">toyboy</span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">交往滿一年了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">一直抱著輕鬆的態度</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">沒想到</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">咦</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">還竟然走到這一步了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">可是迷你屌還是會回台灣的</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為媽媽就只有迷你屌一個女兒</span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-7981983960690939652008-03-11T04:07:00.001+01:002008-12-13T03:30:52.887+01:00很複雜也很簡單<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">元旦前夕</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">繼父因為高血壓引發心瓣膜脫落</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">差點過世</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">不安全感的媽媽失蹤了好多天</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">要不是看到異父異母弟弟的</span><span lang="EN-GB">msn</span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">暱稱</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">根本不知道家裡已經要來場巨變</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">內心很牽掛著媽媽</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為易焦慮精神質的媽媽一定是整天鑽牛角尖</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">把事情想的太簡單也太複雜</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">想要回去陪在媽媽身邊</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">可是因為延簽</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">護照被扣也不知道甚麼時候會拿到</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">學校給我的答案是二月</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">可是也不確定是二月甚麼時候</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">三月我就必須開始寫論文</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">結果到一月中就收到護照的我</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">前天晚上還很不甘心無法回去</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">隔天醒來</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">室友說我有一包很大包的郵件</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">打開一看</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">就是我的護照</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">馬上打給旅行社訂了下星期的機票</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">打給媽媽</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">說我要回去了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">心情很是激動</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">一方面是一年半沒回台灣</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">一方面是我要回去當媽媽的支柱</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">回去的期間也跟朋友碰了面</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">跟媽媽徹夜聊天</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">跟她聊到我多年的惡夢</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">跟她聊到我心裡的煎熬</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她說她很軟若愚蠢</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">很抱歉讓我受委屈</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我很掙扎要不要去醫院看繼父</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">在除夕夜</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">繼父打電話回家</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">他知道我回台灣</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">但是一句也沒問</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">所以我想就這樣吧</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">在台灣的兩個星期很快就過去了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">在台灣的最後一天</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">繼父出院</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">但是截了一隻腿</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為復原狀況不好</span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">心裡想</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">媽媽這下一定不會離婚了</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為從大二就開始說到現在</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">每次只是說說</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我也是聽聽而已</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">雖然心裡很想要她堅定</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">可是我了解媽媽</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她不是這種人</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">就在我回英國的第三天</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我媽打給我說</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她辦好離婚了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我很驚訝</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">繼父怎麼會簽字</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">在我心裡</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我繼父總是占我媽便宜</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">沒給過家用</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">出外媽媽付錢</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">他怎麼會簽字</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">原來</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">如果我繼父要申請殘障津貼</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">夫妻共產不可超過五百萬</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">所以他自己簽好離婚協議書</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">請我媽媽簽</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">原本以為很困難的事情</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">還是為了一個簡單的原因</span><span lang="EN-GB">:</span><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">錢</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">問了離婚後媽媽的心情</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她說輕鬆多了</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">有如釋重負的感覺</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為長久以來</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她一直處在我跟我繼父中間</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為我的事</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">她跟我繼父的夫妻關係不和諧</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">因為繼父對我做的事</span> <span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我跟她之間總有個疙瘩</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">原因是我會覺得她沒有保護我</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">所以現在真的只剩我跟我媽媽了</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "新細明體","serif";">我要好好保護她</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-4602165744699029912008-01-16T01:27:00.000+01:002008-12-13T03:33:38.952+01:00心情很谷底<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoHTxafFvhScPv6tkPi7dZ9nMStESkRoqq-at2_FP2wTgvUcG-DWJSTKRk5L3PPSrCI8S_qLRc8O3Jy3uqzIFL5WcSSgo4uz03vVajIyO5ABSf1SfaEB7pthAC_X9JA0K0jZRFgFyumWG_/s1600-h/g3519~Matin-Posters.jpg"><span style="font-size:85%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155864726731875826" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 194px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 203px" height="203" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoHTxafFvhScPv6tkPi7dZ9nMStESkRoqq-at2_FP2wTgvUcG-DWJSTKRk5L3PPSrCI8S_qLRc8O3Jy3uqzIFL5WcSSgo4uz03vVajIyO5ABSf1SfaEB7pthAC_X9JA0K0jZRFgFyumWG_/s200/g3519~Matin-Posters.jpg" width="202" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div><span style="font-size:85%;">作業好像都寫不完<br />頭髮不停的掉<br />眼鏡散光又加深<br />老師站在前面彷彿是兩個疊影<br />每天早上七點才得入睡<br />頭痛耳鳴因為失眠更加難過<br />菸癮變大不知道是因為食慾不好<br />房間的雜亂更凸顯我最近無法管理我的生活<br />延簽讓我一整個大煩惱<br />最近的噩夢似乎是卯起了勁<br />盡是些腦海深處我盡力想遺忘的童年回憶或者傷害過我的人<br />站在街道上 那些閃亮亮的聖誕燈飾<br />也照不亮我的心</span></div>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-11120939345380104102008-01-16T01:23:00.000+01:002008-12-13T03:33:38.953+01:00沒睡早起<span style="font-size:85%;">很早起 是因為根本沒有睡<br /><br />以前看鐘怡雯的垂釣睡眠總覺得失眠被他描述的太過火<br />小小的一顆安眠藥也被神化<br /><br />但是這個星期我已經有連續三天沒有好好的闔上眼 並好好的安眠一晚<br />有稍微的迷迷糊糊了一下 不到入眠的程度<br />但是我的夢境豐富的讓我以為我做了一晚的噩夢<br />已經不記得夢的經過 但早晨我的眼睛是腫的<br />想必又是個在夢裡廝竭怒吼痛心淚流<br />但是結局都是一樣 最後都是像瘋子一樣拿把刀往自己身上猛刺<br />然後我好像漂浮在空中一樣看著自己的血流盡 生命慢慢消逝 然後吞下最後一口氣<br /><br />有時候我懷疑 在夢境中 是另一個世界的我<br />夢裡的我死去了 這個世界的我 甦醒<br /><br />看著鏡子的我 黑眼圈日漸嚴重 化妝時不得不在眼袋多下點遮瑕膏<br />靠著底妝遮掩我那因為失眠而枯燥的肌膚<br />靠著眼妝修飾我那因為失眠而沒神的瞳窗<br /><br />我不禁想 我是不是隱藏了太多不堪<br />然後現在要爆發了<br />那些陰暗的回憶開始在黑夜中醞釀<br />有計劃的 讓我不能享受睡眠<br />以前我能靠笑容裝傻 誤以為我是快樂的<br />有朝一日 我也無法依靠化妝逃過其實是被回憶壓垮的憔悴</span>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7284361006537909354.post-31877429661565495732008-01-02T03:25:00.001+01:002008-12-13T03:32:37.095+01:00很火的聯誼 ─消防員<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIL-u40Ef7_uEUSqwbdJywtKTJboDRpG4CnT07_VYQ5D7oFVL2IFOtJAuHfE6q9k5yRQkOlZFTrPFET-f6KLNwQl4RqrHhJE_OPvGPUGYTcroIdNwxx0VksgCIIfWBqxzrWmL1gga2Onfc/s1600-h/FIREMAN~Fireman-Posters.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150700028558435778" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIL-u40Ef7_uEUSqwbdJywtKTJboDRpG4CnT07_VYQ5D7oFVL2IFOtJAuHfE6q9k5yRQkOlZFTrPFET-f6KLNwQl4RqrHhJE_OPvGPUGYTcroIdNwxx0VksgCIIfWBqxzrWmL1gga2Onfc/s320/FIREMAN~Fireman-Posters.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span xmlns=""><br /><p><br /></p><br /><p>消防隊員是很多女生很想約會的對象<br /></p><br /><p>不就是那英雄氣概吸引著我們<br /></p><br /><p>赴湯蹈火這句成語用在他們身上真是在恰當不過<br /></p><br /><p>之前學姐問迷你屌要不要去跟消防隊員聯誼<br /></p><br /><p>是因為他們薪水高體格好又帥<br /></p><br /><p>其實不管好不好看 穿上制服加上他們的工作可說是加分一百倍<br /></p><br /><p>迷你屌對於他們有很大的好奇<br /></p><br /><p>於是就答應學姐的邀請<br /></p><br /><p>去了以後 也是先很普通的玩了抽鑰匙<br /></p><br /><p>迷你屌抽到了一個還蠻壯碩的Disel男<br /></p><br /><p>因為他那天穿的外套很得迷你屌的讚嘆<br /></p><br /><p>開的是小福斯<br /></p><br /><p>大家浩浩蕩蕩先去了北海岸然後再去吃海鮮<br /></p><br /><p>Disel男的開車技術也很順暢<br /></p><br /><p>迷你屌不禁想不知道他轉方向的勁是不是也會溫柔的讓另一半興奮<br /></p><br /><p>不過這不是重點<br /></p><br /><p>只是偶然的提到迷你屌的親戚是保險業有名的人<br /></p><br /><p>結果Disel男問了迷你屌一些意外險的專業問題<br /></p><br /><p>迷你屌很後悔說了一句話<br /></p><br /><p>"我還以為你們都不怕死"(本來想說很猛 但好像不太恰當 迷你屌的矜持是在床以外的地方)<br /></p><br /><p>這句話不但膚淺又沒水準<br /></p><br /><p>誰不怕死!!??不然為什麼每個皇帝都要尋求長生不老藥??!!<br /></p><br /><p>Disel男很心平的說<br /></p><br /><p>就是怕那萬一 誰養我父母親<br /></p><br /><p>噢噢噢<br /></p><br /><p>真是讓人心動的一刻<br /></p><br /><p>壯碩又貼心<br /></p><br /><p>怎麼會讓人不愛他們 勇敢又溫柔的消防隊員<br /></p></span></div>迷你屌小姐http://www.blogger.com/profile/07641237329771904744noreply@blogger.com0