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        <title>Nooner</title>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 06:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>MIRPs Get Real</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>01:53:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tyson and PeterWG come to Marty's rescue yet again! Super fun/honest episode about mental health and having fun. Plus we get into our first rated R movies and boobies! Ah, the innocence of the 1980s and 1990s, when misogyny was just nice boys having fun! How times have changed! #EpsteinFiles</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tyson and PeterWG come to Marty's rescue yet agai…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tyson and PeterWG come to Marty's rescue yet again! Super fun/honest episode about mental health and having fun. Plus we get into our first rated R movies and boobies! Ah, the innocence of the 1980s and 1990s, when misogyny was just nice boys having fun! How times have changed! #EpsteinFiles</description>
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      <title>Fucking Down</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>02:15:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty hangs with MIRPs, Tyson Saner and Peter WG to discuss male toxicity in light of the State of the Union. Then they talk about collectibles and the conundrum of AI. There are no right answers! If you have any, email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty hangs with MIRPs, Tyson Saner and Peter WG …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty hangs with MIRPs, Tyson Saner and Peter WG to discuss male toxicity in light of the State of the Union. Then they talk about collectibles and the conundrum of AI. There are no right answers! If you have any, email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>Krueger Is *not* in the Epstein Files</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/always-bet-against-marty</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and Krueger talk the usual nonsense: Movies, Grammies, plus some extra juicy softballs!. Remember to fill that sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and Krueger talk the usual nonsense: Movies…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and Krueger talk the usual nonsense: Movies, Grammies, plus some extra juicy softballs!. Remember to fill that sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>Who Hurt You, ICE?</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/who-hurt-you-ice</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs hit peak comedy while discussing public dissent. You're welcome! They also discuss icky foods, Wonder Man, and gambling (all hilarious). Join in with comments, questions, and/or softballs: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs hit peak comedy while discussing public…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs hit peak comedy while discussing public dissent. You're welcome! They also discuss icky foods, Wonder Man, and gambling (all hilarious). Join in with comments, questions, and/or softballs: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>Bubbleheads</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/bubbleheads</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and Steve try to find meaning in the morass of today's world, but instead hide in the comfort of 2016. They chat about anxiety drugs, candy, and robots in addition to the usual drivel. Share yours! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and Steve try to find meaning in the morass…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and Steve try to find meaning in the morass of today's world, but instead hide in the comfort of 2016. They chat about anxiety drugs, candy, and robots in addition to the usual drivel. Share yours! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>Interview w/ a "Creator"</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/interview-w-a-creator</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about the usual nonsense but then Krueger steps out so Marty can interview the creator of the scripted podcast, "Subterra!" Get a behind-the-scenes look into the science fiction hit that's taking the world by storm!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about the usual nonsense but then …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about the usual nonsense but then Krueger steps out so Marty can interview the creator of the scripted podcast, "Subterra!" Get a behind-the-scenes look into the science fiction hit that's taking the world by storm!</description>
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      <title>Poi Vey!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-437-premium-4</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and Krueger talk about the long break and what movies they saw. Plus, they take a deep dive on YouTube content and how it's edging out traditional media. Here are some links mentioned: The Poly Couple, Kane Pixels, Listers, Alan's Universe, and Studio C. Plus, some listener suggestions: Corridor Crew, Therapy with Pami, and Fast Food House. Join the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and Krueger talk about the long break and w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and Krueger talk about the long break and what movies they saw. Plus, they take a deep dive on YouTube content and how it's edging out traditional media. Here are some links mentioned: The Poly Couple, Kane Pixels, Listers, Alan's Universe, and Studio C. Plus, some listener suggestions: Corridor Crew, Therapy with Pami, and Fast Food House. Join the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>Never Tell Me the Pods</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/never-tell-me-the-pods</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:10:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In what was supposed to be an episode about recent movies, Krueger dwells on a sequel from 1980 that hasn't received much attention about some droids and a feisty padawan. Eventually, the MIRPs discuss the movies of 2025, some heartbreak, and some sack stuff. Can you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In what was supposed to be an episode about recen…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In what was supposed to be an episode about recent movies, Krueger dwells on a sequel from 1980 that hasn't received much attention about some droids and a feisty padawan. Eventually, the MIRPs discuss the movies of 2025, some heartbreak, and some sack stuff. Can you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com
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      <title>MIRP Degeneration</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-435-premium-2</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger and Marty talk Thanksgiving, injuries, and their favorite TV shows of the year (Celebrity Traitors!). Lots of other nonsense, too. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger and Marty talk Thanksgiving, injuries, an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger and Marty talk Thanksgiving, injuries, and their favorite TV shows of the year (Celebrity Traitors!). Lots of other nonsense, too. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>The Forgotten Pod</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-434-premium-1</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty sends in a podcast for processing and posting, but never sends the title and description. The guy that processes and posts the podcasts posted it. Thoughts? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty sends in a podcast for processing and posti…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty sends in a podcast for processing and posting, but never sends the title and description. The guy that processes and posts the podcasts posted it. Thoughts? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>Another Marty Screwup</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/another-marty-screwup</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This is the correct pod from 10/14 with Kyle Bornheimer. Thanks, Marty. We're off for a couple weeks, so enjoy!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the correct pod from 10/14 with Kyle Born…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This is the correct pod from 10/14 with Kyle Bornheimer. Thanks, Marty. We're off for a couple weeks, so enjoy!</description>
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      <title>Dan Comes Back</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/dan-comes-back</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Daniel Etheridge, the OG MIRP, returns to reclaim the pod. As a TV producer, Dan gets grilled about this, that, and the other. It's a pod about friendship, the "business"....and other stiff. Join in: Noonerpodcast@gmail.com .</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Daniel Etheridge, the OG MIRP, returns to reclaim…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Daniel Etheridge, the OG MIRP, returns to reclaim the pod. As a TV producer, Dan gets grilled about this, that, and the other. It's a pod about friendship, the "business"....and other stiff. Join in: Noonerpodcast@gmail.com .</description>
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      <title>431: Sylvain Strong</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2025 05:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/431-sylvain-strong</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this Maine-heavy pod, Krueger and Marty face John Sylvain and his brother, Rob, in a whimsical exploration of New England. After delving into the differences between life in Los Angeles vs. Portland, ME, we get into some juicy softballs. Fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this Maine-heavy pod, Krueger and Marty face J…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this Maine-heavy pod, Krueger and Marty face John Sylvain and his brother, Rob, in a whimsical exploration of New England. After delving into the differences between life in Los Angeles vs. Portland, ME, we get into some juicy softballs. Fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>430: The Bornheimer Identity</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/430-the-bornheimer-identity</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:37:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by friend-of-show, Kyle Bornheimer to talk about the movies of 2025, sitcoms of our youth, and the life of an actor in post-Hollywood Hollywood. Plus some juicy softballs! Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by friend-of-show, Kyle Born…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by friend-of-show, Kyle Bornheimer to talk about the movies of 2025, sitcoms of our youth, and the life of an actor in post-Hollywood Hollywood. Plus some juicy softballs! Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>429: Marty Continues to Fuck It Up</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/marty-continues-to-fuck-it-up</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:34:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Twenty-seven years of podcasting and Marty still can't hook up a cord to a microphone. Thanks to listener support, Marty and Krueger are able to stream on Discord for a cross-country pod with Tyson and Peter WG. Good talks about comedy, ethics, and how to adapt to new media. FILL OUR SACK: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Twenty-seven years of podcasting and Marty still …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Twenty-seven years of podcasting and Marty still can't hook up a cord to a microphone. Thanks to listener support, Marty and Krueger are able to stream on Discord for a cross-country pod with Tyson and Peter WG. Good talks about comedy, ethics, and how to adapt to new media. FILL OUR SACK: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>428: Phil Klemmer Returns</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/428-phil-klemmer-returns</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:08:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs reunite after a brief hiatus with returning guest and Legends of Tomorrow showrunner, Phil Klemmer. They talk about a bunch o' stuff like AI, comfort movies, and advice to their younger selves.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs reunite after a brief hiatus with retur…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs reunite after a brief hiatus with returning guest and Legends of Tomorrow showrunner, Phil Klemmer. They talk about a bunch o' stuff like AI, comfort movies, and advice to their younger selves.</description>
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      <title>427: Endless Kidnapping</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/endless-kidnapping</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk Superman vs. Fantastic Four, B-movies, and sandwiches. Somehow, that makes up an entire podcast. Yeesh! Better if we had some sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk Superman vs. Fantastic Four, B-mov…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk Superman vs. Fantastic Four, B-movies, and sandwiches. Somehow, that makes up an entire podcast. Yeesh! Better if we had some sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>426: Metasexual</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/metasexual</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:10:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs gather to mildly aggravate each other while talking about the DCU, books, burgers, board games, and...MURDER!!! And Steve gets a little too excited that we have a female listener. sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs gather to mildly aggravate each other w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs gather to mildly aggravate each other while talking about the DCU, books, burgers, board games, and...MURDER!!! And Steve gets a little too excited that we have a female listener. sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>425: The Kruegs Is Back</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/425-the-kruegs-is-back</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger returns to shit on John and Marty. The MIRPs look at the state of the real and virtual worlds and fail to make sense of it all. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger returns to shit on John and Marty. The MI…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger returns to shit on John and Marty. The MIRPs look at the state of the real and virtual worlds and fail to make sense of it all. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>424: MIRPs Plus!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/424-mirps-plus</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:38:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest MIRP, Peter WG, shares his fairy tale visit backstage on Broadway. Plus some talk about this weekend's protests, the dearth of good TV (really?), and some sweet, soft, supple softballs. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest MIRP, Peter WG, shares his fairy ta…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Special guest MIRP, Peter WG, shares his fairy tale visit backstage on Broadway. Plus some talk about this weekend's protests, the dearth of good TV (really?), and some sweet, soft, supple softballs. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>423: City on Fire</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/423-city-on-fire</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John brings peace to Los Angeles under siege by podcasting tonight through his dulcet tones. Thanks, John! Plus: Is Superman so great (despite what Papa Kev says)? Who will be the next Scorsese? What wisdom do the MIRPs have for the youngsters? Share your wisdom: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John brings peace to Los Angeles under siege by p…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John brings peace to Los Angeles under siege by podcasting tonight through his dulcet tones. Thanks, John! Plus: Is Superman so great (despite what Papa Kev says)? Who will be the next Scorsese? What wisdom do the MIRPs have for the youngsters? Share your wisdom: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>422: When John Talks, Marty Is Peeing</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/422-when-john-talks-marty-is-peeing</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:43:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and John talk drugs, comics, and artistic genius from the perspective of tired, jaded middle-aged men. Plus, some sweet, sweet softballs. Why aren't you in the mail sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and John talk drugs, comics, and artistic g…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and John talk drugs, comics, and artistic genius from the perspective of tired, jaded middle-aged men. Plus, some sweet, sweet softballs. Why aren't you in the mail sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>421: Two Broken Dudes</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/two-broken-dudes</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger and Marty talk the usual nonsense. Plus some juicy mail sack goodness!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger and Marty talk the usual nonsense. Plus s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger and Marty talk the usual nonsense. Plus some juicy mail sack goodness!</description>
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      <title>420: David Lean's Pierced Nips</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/420-david-leans-pierced-nips</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The boys are together again! They discuss what they're watching and the upcoming summer movies. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys are together again! They discuss what th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The boys are together again! They discuss what they're watching and the upcoming summer movies. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>419: Happiness Is a Warm Grump</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/419-happiness-is-a-warm-grump</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about upcoming movies, the true meaning of happiness, and "Dying for Sex." If you have thoughts, join us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about upcoming movies, the true me…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about upcoming movies, the true meaning of happiness, and "Dying for Sex." If you have thoughts, join us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>418: Taint Stinkinpuff</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/taint-stinkinpuff</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about Coachella, space, tariffs, Broadway, life goals, and other stuff. Check out "The Sudden Appearance of Hope!" And fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about Coachella, space, tariffs, B…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about Coachella, space, tariffs, Broadway, life goals, and other stuff. Check out "The Sudden Appearance of Hope!" And fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>417: Worst. Shark Tank. Ever.</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/417-worst-shark-tank-ever</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about news, TV, and other nonsense before hitting a gold mine of softballs thanks to @PeterWG. You can join, too! noonerpodcast@gmail.com
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about news, TV, and other nonsense…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about news, TV, and other nonsense before hitting a gold mine of softballs thanks to @PeterWG. You can join, too! noonerpodcast@gmail.com
</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>416: The MIRPs Are Back In Pod</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/416-the-mirps-are-back-in-pod</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After a brief hiatus, Krueger, John, and Marty gather around to talk about everything from Boston sports (snore) to shitty shows on Amazon to John Pirrucello on Broadway (!!!). Good hang. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After a brief hiatus, Krueger, John, and Marty ga…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After a brief hiatus, Krueger, John, and Marty gather around to talk about everything from Boston sports (snore) to shitty shows on Amazon to John Pirrucello on Broadway (!!!). Good hang. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>415: Missing Pod 2</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/missing-pod-2</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger becomes a Trumper thanks to the orange one's anti-raisin stance. Plus TV talk and some sack talk. We should be back live on 4/1. No foolin'! Sack up: Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger becomes a Trumper thanks to the orange on…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger becomes a Trumper thanks to the orange one's anti-raisin stance. Plus TV talk and some sack talk. We should be back live on 4/1. No foolin'! Sack up: Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>414: Missing Pod 1</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/missing-pod-1</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger and Marty debrief about the Oscars and try to find something worse than raisins.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger and Marty debrief about the Oscars and tr…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger and Marty debrief about the Oscars and try to find something worse than raisins.</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>413: Krueger Really Hates Raisins</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/413-krueger-really-hates-raisins</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger, the grinch who stole all holidays from Christmas to Christmas Eve tries to yuck Marty's yum, but it ain't happening. Get a glimpse into the state of AI, media, the news, and how we're trying to navigate through it all. Share your tips: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger, the grinch who stole all holidays from C…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger, the grinch who stole all holidays from Christmas to Christmas Eve tries to yuck Marty's yum, but it ain't happening. Get a glimpse into the state of AI, media, the news, and how we're trying to navigate through it all. Share your tips: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>412: Raisin in the Sun; Less Raisin, More Sun!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/412-raisin-in-the-sun-less-raisin-more-sun</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger plays the non-news-related, "Worse Than Raisins?" The MIRPs talk about the future of the MCU, the legacy of SNL, and the lines at the DMV. Plus some tasty softballs! Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger plays the non-news-related, "Worse Than R…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger plays the non-news-related, "Worse Than Raisins?" The MIRPs talk about the future of the MCU, the legacy of SNL, and the lines at the DMV. Plus some tasty softballs! Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>411: John Says Goonies Equals Nazis</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/411-john-says-goonies-equals-nazis</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:32:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about a packed two weeks of political confusion, some sports event, and psychotic cats. John tries to destroy your childhood dreams while Marty just wants to kill dreams. Send us your thoughts before AI can suck them away: noonerpodcast@gmail.com
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about a packed two weeks of politi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about a packed two weeks of political confusion, some sports event, and psychotic cats. John tries to destroy your childhood dreams while Marty just wants to kill dreams. Send us your thoughts before AI can suck them away: noonerpodcast@gmail.com
</description>
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      <title>410: What's Wrong With John?</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/410-whats-wrong-with-john</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger is more outraged by dried fruit than the abuse of political power (noonerpodcast@gmail.com). The MIRPs talk AI, outrage, Fubar rebuttal, why The Substance wasn't to their liking, and John Sylvain as an action star. FILL OUR SACK!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger is more outraged by dried fruit than the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger is more outraged by dried fruit than the abuse of political power (noonerpodcast@gmail.com). The MIRPs talk AI, outrage, Fubar rebuttal, why The Substance wasn't to their liking, and John Sylvain as an action star. FILL OUR SACK!</description>
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      <title>409: What's Wrong With John?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2025 18:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/409-whats-wrong-with-john</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger and Marty try to figure out why John does what John does, i.e., FUBAR? We talk about the wildfires, David Lynch, and escapist content. Let us know what you think: nooonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger and Marty try to figure out why John does…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger and Marty try to figure out why John does what John does, i.e., FUBAR? We talk about the wildfires, David Lynch, and escapist content. Let us know what you think: nooonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>408: New Year, Same MIRPs</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/408-new-year-same-mirps</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger, John, and Marty start the year off with overtalking, interrupting, and a steady stream of meandering. But now with that fresh, new, 2025 smell! Krueger shares his latest TikTok crush, Marty tosses some softballs, and John shares a TV rec. Join us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com plus check out our Discord channel!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger, John, and Marty start the year off with …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger, John, and Marty start the year off with overtalking, interrupting, and a steady stream of meandering. But now with that fresh, new, 2025 smell! Krueger shares his latest TikTok crush, Marty tosses some softballs, and John shares a TV rec. Join us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com plus check out our Discord channel!</description>
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      <title>407: Marty's Menorah</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/407-martys-menorah</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In the holiday spirit, the MIRPs talk holiday traditions, songs, and annoyances. Plus, they dissect action films and get some top picks from 2024 in the mail sack. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the holiday spirit, the MIRPs talk holiday tra…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In the holiday spirit, the MIRPs talk holiday traditions, songs, and annoyances. Plus, they dissect action films and get some top picks from 2024 in the mail sack. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>406: Best Poop of 2024</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/best-poop-of-2024</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:41:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today the MIRPs cover their favorite things from 2024. Kinda. Let us know yours! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today the MIRPs cover their favorite things from …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today the MIRPs cover their favorite things from 2024. Kinda. Let us know yours! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>405: BottleCast</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2024 23:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/405-bottlecast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight the MIRPs take a look at the state of Marvel/Star Wars, cozy content, and gift giving. Lots of good stuff, but not enough sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Discord server: https://discord.com/channels/1194431595705270292/1194431595705270295</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight the MIRPs take a look at the state of Mar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tonight the MIRPs take a look at the state of Marvel/Star Wars, cozy content, and gift giving. Lots of good stuff, but not enough sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Discord server: https://discord.com/channels/1194431595705270292/1194431595705270295</description>
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      <title>404: Thanks for Nuthin'!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/404-thanks-for-nuthin</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight the MIRPs take a look at the state of Marvel/Star Wars, cozy content, and gift giving. Lots of good stuff, but not enough sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Discord server: https://discord.com/channels/1194431595705270292/1194431595705270295</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight the MIRPs take a look at the state of Mar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tonight the MIRPs take a look at the state of Marvel/Star Wars, cozy content, and gift giving. Lots of good stuff, but not enough sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Discord server: https://discord.com/channels/1194431595705270292/1194431595705270295</description>
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      <title>403 Take The Note, F*cker</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Nov 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/403-take-the-note-fcker</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:11:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs try to navigate the new political landscape without talking about politics. They talk traveling to Japan, escapism, and how much the other MIRPs are wrong. Good fun and some solid softballs! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs try to navigate the new political lands…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs try to navigate the new political landscape without talking about politics. They talk traveling to Japan, escapism, and how much the other MIRPs are wrong. Good fun and some solid softballs! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>402: Willful Electoral Ignorance</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/402-willful-electoral-ignorance</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:30:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On election day, the MIRPs try to make hay while the Republic collapses. And Steve shits on Stephen King. So not fun. But funny!

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On election day, the MIRPs try to make hay while …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On election day, the MIRPs try to make hay while the Republic collapses. And Steve shits on Stephen King. So not fun. But funny!

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>401: Krueger Explains All</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/401-krueger-explains-all</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Kruegs explains how the world works on a political level, from a media perspective, and from a business outlook. Take note and you're welcome! Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kruegs explains how the world works on a politica…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Kruegs explains how the world works on a political level, from a media perspective, and from a business outlook. Take note and you're welcome! Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>400: Driverless Slut</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/400-driverless-slut</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:08:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty talk electoral politics, the death of fast food, rom coms, futurism, and so much more! Thoughts? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty talk elec…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty talk electoral politics, the death of fast food, rom coms, futurism, and so much more! Thoughts? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>399: MIRPs Bickering &gt; VP Debate</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/399-mirps-bickering-vp-debate</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John talks about his big move. And the MIRPs talk about underwear and getting old.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John talks about his big move. And the MIRPs talk…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John talks about his big move. And the MIRPs talk about underwear and getting old.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>398: John Is All Growed Up</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/398-john-is-all-growed-up</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk Emmys, happiness, and other stuff.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk Emmys, happiness, and other stuff.…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk Emmys, happiness, and other stuff.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>397: Marty Wins an Emmy(ish)!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/397-marty-wins-an-emmyish</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger and Marty have a tete-a-tete talking about politics, indie films, AI-generated music, but mostly nonsense. If that's your jam, fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger and Marty have a tete-a-tete talking abou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger and Marty have a tete-a-tete talking about politics, indie films, AI-generated music, but mostly nonsense. If that's your jam, fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>396: Twofer</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2024 05:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/396-twofer</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger and Marty have a tete-a-tete talking about politics, indie films, AI-generated music, but mostly nonsense. If that's your jam, fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger and Marty have a tete-a-tete talking abou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger and Marty have a tete-a-tete talking about politics, indie films, AI-generated music, but mostly nonsense. If that's your jam, fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>395: John Is Definitely an Aries</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/395-john-is-definitely-an-aries</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Marty have a conversation about AI, TV, and science fiction with zero eye rolls! So much fun! Won't you join in the conversation? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Marty have a conversation about AI, TV, …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Marty have a conversation about AI, TV, and science fiction with zero eye rolls! So much fun! Won't you join in the conversation? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>394: Stefan Krieger</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/394-stefan-krieger</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk election, a little bit of Comicon, early romance, Olympics, tattoos, and more. Where's your contribution? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk election, a little bit of Comicon,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk election, a little bit of Comicon, early romance, Olympics, tattoos, and more. Where's your contribution? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>393: Project 2026 - When Marty Didn't Start Posting on Time</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/393-project-2026-when-marty-didnt-start-posting-on-time</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:04:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about something, but I can't tell you what because Marty didn't send the title and description. We're posting the show anyway. Send your sack filling: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about something, but I can't tell y…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The boys talk about something, but I can't tell you what because Marty didn't send the title and description. We're posting the show anyway. Send your sack filling: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>392: Project 2025 - When Marty Starts Posting on Time</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/392-project-2025-when-marty-starts-posting-on-time</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about weird movies, good and bad. Some talk about guilty pleasures. Plus, some completely silly softballs. Send your sack filling: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about weird movies, good and bad. S…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The boys talk about weird movies, good and bad. Some talk about guilty pleasures. Plus, some completely silly softballs. Send your sack filling: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>391: eKeep Up the John-mentum</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/391-ekeep-up-the-john-mentum</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John teaches the MIRPs some American history ahead of its birthday. Krueger listens thoughtfully. Marty laments something or other. Plus some sumptuous softballs about something or other.

Fill our sack!: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John teaches the MIRPs some American history ahea…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John teaches the MIRPs some American history ahead of its birthday. Krueger listens thoughtfully. Marty laments something or other. Plus some sumptuous softballs about something or other.

Fill our sack!: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>390: Puh Num Ow Nee Ya</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/390-puh-num-ow-nee-ya</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:45:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty brings up one political issue that keeps him up at night. Krueger talks about essential movies that every young aficionado should watch. John explains method acting. Oh, and lots and lots of interrupting, so the format hasn't changed. Where's our sackful? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty brings up one political issue that keeps hi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty brings up one political issue that keeps him up at night. Krueger talks about essential movies that every young aficionado should watch. John explains method acting. Oh, and lots and lots of interrupting, so the format hasn't changed. Where's our sackful? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>389: I Can't Make Myself Happy</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/389-i-cant-make-myself-happy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On tonight's pod, John talks about his r00m. John and Marty play, "Who's more victimized by the other." Krueger stirs the pot. Plus some kickass softballs from Peter WG. Send us yours: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's pod, John talks about his r00m. John…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On tonight's pod, John talks about his r00m. John and Marty play, "Who's more victimized by the other." Krueger stirs the pot. Plus some kickass softballs from Peter WG. Send us yours: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>388: Twelve Angry Men (Minus Nine)</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/388-twelve-angry-men-minus-nine</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John, Krueger, and Marty kvetch, carp, and complain about the world around them. They're so fucking old! The election, dying pets, and the state of the auteur theory. That covers it, right? All that's important in the world? If not, let us know: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John, Krueger, and Marty kvetch, carp, and compla…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John, Krueger, and Marty kvetch, carp, and complain about the world around them. They're so fucking old! The election, dying pets, and the state of the auteur theory. That covers it, right? All that's important in the world? If not, let us know: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>387: Mano a Mano</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/387-mano-a-mano</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a two-hander, Krueger and Marty shoot the shit and contemplate life's inner meaning. Plus some talk about Baby Reindeer and a couple of tidbits from the mail sack. Fill the sack, already! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a two-hander, Krueger and Marty shoot the shit…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a two-hander, Krueger and Marty shoot the shit and contemplate life's inner meaning. Plus some talk about Baby Reindeer and a couple of tidbits from the mail sack. Fill the sack, already! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>386: John Takes the Helm</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/386-john-takes-the-helm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John leads the MIRPs on an old-fashioned pod about movies and sequels and movies.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John leads the MIRPs on an old-fashioned pod abou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John leads the MIRPs on an old-fashioned pod about movies and sequels and movies.</description>
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      <title>385: What Evil Lurks...</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/385-what-evil-lurks</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRP boys chat about wokeness, Fallout, and what makes a villain. Plus, some mail sack! Throw us something for the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRP boys chat about wokeness, Fallout, and w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRP boys chat about wokeness, Fallout, and what makes a villain. Plus, some mail sack! Throw us something for the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>384: New Toys and Softballs</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/384-new-toys-and-softballs</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty tries to improve the podcast's fidelity. Plus, some actual listener softballs! And more! Send us yours: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty tries to improve the podcast's fidelity. Pl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty tries to improve the podcast's fidelity. Plus, some actual listener softballs! And more! Send us yours: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>383: All Growed Up</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/383-all-growed-up</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about some movies from childhood that lost their luster. Plus, some actually deep discussion about relationships. With all of their failures on that front, the MIRPs have got thoughts!

Noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about some movies from childhood t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about some movies from childhood that lost their luster. Plus, some actually deep discussion about relationships. With all of their failures on that front, the MIRPs have got thoughts!

Noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>382: The Boys Get Real</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/382-the-boys-get-real</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John, Krueger, and Marty get in deep with gallbladders, '80s movie reboots, and more. And then John reveals the secret to living a good life. Plus, another Steve Owens track and more of Marty's grumpiness. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John, Krueger, and Marty get in deep with gallbla…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John, Krueger, and Marty get in deep with gallbladders, '80s movie reboots, and more. And then John reveals the secret to living a good life. Plus, another Steve Owens track and more of Marty's grumpiness. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>381: My Boobs Are Not Speed Bags</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/381-my-boobs-are-not-speed-bags</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:38:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger digs deep to reveal his deepest fears: Movies other people like! We dig deep to find out what makes him tick and what makes him ticked off. Plus some mail sack, Discord, and more! Join us! Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger digs deep to reveal his deepest fears: Mo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger digs deep to reveal his deepest fears: Movies other people like! We dig deep to find out what makes him tick and what makes him ticked off. Plus some mail sack, Discord, and more! Join us! Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>380:John Loves Marty</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/380john-loves-marty</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and John have a tete-a-tete about the Super Bowl, the dismal state of movies, and romance. John plies his pitching skills against AI to come up with a movie hit. Do you think he won? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and John have a tete-a-tete about the Super…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and John have a tete-a-tete about the Super Bowl, the dismal state of movies, and romance. John plies his pitching skills against AI to come up with a movie hit. Do you think he won? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>379: SNL Hates the MIRPs</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/379snl-hates-the-mirps</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:42:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John, Steve, and Marty discuss why they'll never make it on Saturday Night Live - curiously, lack of comedic chops never came up once. Steve re-pitches shows from the '80s, Marty explores the wonders of augmented reality, and John breaks every rule of improv comedy.

 Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John, Steve, and Marty discuss why they'll never …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John, Steve, and Marty discuss why they'll never make it on Saturday Night Live - curiously, lack of comedic chops never came up once. Steve re-pitches shows from the '80s, Marty explores the wonders of augmented reality, and John breaks every rule of improv comedy.

 Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>378: I *urk* Agree with You, Steve</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/378-i-urk-agree-with-you-steve</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:42:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Two MIRPs unite in their examination of the Oscar nominations, romantic content, and the state of the "biz". Plus, some kickass emails in the sack! Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Two MIRPs unite in their examination of the Oscar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Two MIRPs unite in their examination of the Oscar nominations, romantic content, and the state of the "biz". Plus, some kickass emails in the sack! Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="98996095" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1731106239-noonerdanmarty-378-i-urk-agree-with-you-steve.mp3"/>
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      <title>377: The Three MIRP Problem</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/377-the-three-mirp-problem</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty fails to spoil alien invasions while John and Krueger spoil Godzilla Minus One. John retells his hellish journey to the UK and we get into a juicy mail sack. Where's your contribution? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty fails to spoil alien invasions while John a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty fails to spoil alien invasions while John and Krueger spoil Godzilla Minus One. John retells his hellish journey to the UK and we get into a juicy mail sack. Where's your contribution? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>376: Battle of the Angels</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2024 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/376-battle-of-the-angels</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty cover every topic of conversation that can be covered in one podcast: gadgets, video games for PS5, death &amp; taxes, favorite movies, and more! Plus, Krueger goes head-to-head against Chat GPT to create a movie of epic proportions! Let us know what you're thinking: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty cover eve…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty cover every topic of conversation that can be covered in one podcast: gadgets, video games for PS5, death &amp; taxes, favorite movies, and more! Plus, Krueger goes head-to-head against Chat GPT to create a movie of epic proportions! Let us know what you're thinking: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>375: Time's MIRP of the Year</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/375-times-mirp-of-the-year</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs start to talk about their favorite shows and movies of 2023, but then it degenerates into blathering about body functions or other such nonsense. Typical Nooner. Happy holidays!!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs start to talk about their favorite show…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs start to talk about their favorite shows and movies of 2023, but then it degenerates into blathering about body functions or other such nonsense. Typical Nooner. Happy holidays!!!</description>
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      <title>374: Keep Up the John-Mentum</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/374-keep-up-the-john-mentum</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John Sylvain hosts tonight's show to prove that whoever hosts the show, it's always going to be an opportunity to shit on Marty. QED. Krueger appears as a witness as John grills the MIRPs on holidays past and present. Where's your sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John Sylvain hosts tonight's show to prove that w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John Sylvain hosts tonight's show to prove that whoever hosts the show, it's always going to be an opportunity to shit on Marty. QED. Krueger appears as a witness as John grills the MIRPs on holidays past and present. Where's your sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>373: Come for the MIRPs, Stay for the Brain Farts</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/373-come-for-the-mirps-stay-for-the-brain-farts</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The male MIRPs talk about dumb '90s bands, the actors' strike, the future of media, and so much damned nonsense! Stay 'til the end for John's hot take on The Marvels and Loki, season 2! And then let us know your opinion: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The male MIRPs talk about dumb '90s bands, the ac…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The male MIRPs talk about dumb '90s bands, the actors' strike, the future of media, and so much damned nonsense! Stay 'til the end for John's hot take on The Marvels and Loki, season 2! And then let us know your opinion: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>372: Smart to Play Dumb</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/372-smart-to-play-dumb</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John, Krueger, and Marty explore the world of politics and election day nonsense. There's talk about movies and, more specifically, Marty's sister's movie. Fun, fun! Send us your thoughts: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John, Krueger, and Marty explore the world of pol…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John, Krueger, and Marty explore the world of politics and election day nonsense. There's talk about movies and, more specifically, Marty's sister's movie. Fun, fun! Send us your thoughts: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>371: Hoo-hoo! Guess Who!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/371-hoo-hoo-guess-who</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs go down a Halloween rabbit hole with special guest, Peter WG. Lots of movie, TV, and comic book talk. Plus, not one, not two, but THREE softballs! We were having so much fun, we didn't get to the mail sack, but don't let that stop you: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs go down a Halloween rabbit hole with sp…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs go down a Halloween rabbit hole with special guest, Peter WG. Lots of movie, TV, and comic book talk. Plus, not one, not two, but THREE softballs! We were having so much fun, we didn't get to the mail sack, but don't let that stop you: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>370: John Sylvain Hates You...</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/370-john-sylvain-hates-you</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:32:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>...If you don't send us mail for our sack! Tell us about what movies you've watched or are going to watch this Halloween season. Tell us how AI is helping/scaring/hurting you. Let us know what's going on with you as we did tonight! It was a fun one!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>...If you don't send us mail for our sack! Tell u…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>...If you don't send us mail for our sack! Tell us about what movies you've watched or are going to watch this Halloween season. Tell us how AI is helping/scaring/hurting you. Let us know what's going on with you as we did tonight! It was a fun one!</description>
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      <title>369: A Surprising Lack of Bickering</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/369-a-surprising-lack-of-bickering</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John, Marty, and Krueger discuss travel, the entertainment biz, and the usual nonsense, but now with 40% less snipping and arguing. And it's not because Marty fell asleep! Tune in next week to hear the note you send to the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John, Marty, and Krueger discuss travel, the ente…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John, Marty, and Krueger discuss travel, the entertainment biz, and the usual nonsense, but now with 40% less snipping and arguing. And it's not because Marty fell asleep! Tune in next week to hear the note you send to the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>368: Not Marty's Fuckup</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/368-not-martys-fuckup</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:17:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On a very special episode of Nooner, the week's technical glitch was-for once-not due to Marty's incompetence. That said, the rest of the episode is on him. Including special guest MIRP, Tyson Saner!!! They talk video games, summer hits, and the clusterfuck of this year's Burning Man. Join the conversation at: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. P.S. Nooner is on hiatus for 2 weeks, but we'll be back on 9/26!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On a very special episode of Nooner, the week's t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On a very special episode of Nooner, the week's technical glitch was-for once-not due to Marty's incompetence. That said, the rest of the episode is on him. Including special guest MIRP, Tyson Saner!!! They talk video games, summer hits, and the clusterfuck of this year's Burning Man. Join the conversation at: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. P.S. Nooner is on hiatus for 2 weeks, but we'll be back on 9/26!</description>
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      <title>367: Politics Schmolitics</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2023 20:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/367-politics-schmolitics</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The male MIRPs talk about everything under the sun except for politics: why Star Wars/Marvel is sucking, the history of hip-hop, what should be the next based-on-existing-IP movie. What do you think? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The male MIRPs talk about everything under the su…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The male MIRPs talk about everything under the sun except for politics: why Star Wars/Marvel is sucking, the history of hip-hop, what should be the next based-on-existing-IP movie. What do you think? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>366: Django Blockchained</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/366-django-blockchained</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In an in-person pod, Krueger explains the blockchain, the trouble with Hollywood, and some of his bodily functions. All this, while John and Marty snipe and bicker. #firm_pass. Get your emails in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In an in-person pod, Krueger explains the blockch…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In an in-person pod, Krueger explains the blockchain, the trouble with Hollywood, and some of his bodily functions. All this, while John and Marty snipe and bicker. #firm_pass. Get your emails in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>365: Shiny Things</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/365-shiny-things</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and John talk about live performances - both watching and giving - while throwing out ancient cultural references. Some good talk about indicitamentitis (sp?) and neurologic divergence. Some juicy stuff! But also sackless. Be an instrument of change: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and John talk about live performances - bot…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and John talk about live performances - both watching and giving - while throwing out ancient cultural references. Some good talk about indicitamentitis (sp?) and neurologic divergence. Some juicy stuff! But also sackless. Be an instrument of change: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>364: Old Men Complain About the Price of a Whopper</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/364-old-men-complain-about-the-price-of-a-whopper</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After arguing about the merits of Barbinheimer, X, and horror movies, two post-middle-aged MIRPs agree that Taco Bell is too damned expensive! Plus, we lament about the state of the strike(s) and reminisce about a comedic legend we lost this week. NoonerPodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After arguing about the merits of Barbinheimer, X…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After arguing about the merits of Barbinheimer, X, and horror movies, two post-middle-aged MIRPs agree that Taco Bell is too damned expensive! Plus, we lament about the state of the strike(s) and reminisce about a comedic legend we lost this week. NoonerPodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>363:What Makes Something Good?</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/363what-makes-something-good</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:21:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs try to talk about big issues, but end up not, because...'Murica rules! Plus there's talk about what makes a show good. What makes art art. And stuff like that. Where's your mail for our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs try to talk about big issues, but end u…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs try to talk about big issues, but end up not, because...'Murica rules! Plus there's talk about what makes a show good. What makes art art. And stuff like that. Where's your mail for our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>362: Floor Coke</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/362-floor-coke</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The band is back together! Cassandra and Krueger are back to tell us about the magical adventures of...doing stuff? The MIRPs talk about toxic relationships, drugs, and how this country is fucked (for millennials and gen-zers). Yay for Krueger, John, and Marty! Where's your email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The band is back together! Cassandra and Krueger …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The band is back together! Cassandra and Krueger are back to tell us about the magical adventures of...doing stuff? The MIRPs talk about toxic relationships, drugs, and how this country is fucked (for millennials and gen-zers). Yay for Krueger, John, and Marty! Where's your email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>361: Two Angry Men</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/361-two-angry-men</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and John pick at each other over who's more/less woke. They both lose. Good discussions about movie adaptations, who would make a better rich person, and what they're watching. What are you watching? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and John pick at each other over who's more…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and John pick at each other over who's more/less woke. They both lose. Good discussions about movie adaptations, who would make a better rich person, and what they're watching. What are you watching? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>360: Untitled</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/360-untitled</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty forgets to send the title and description for the podcast, but here it is anyway! Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty forgets to send the title and description f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty forgets to send the title and description for the podcast, but here it is anyway! Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="107935278" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1567586089-noonerdanmarty-360-untitled.mp3"/>
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      <title>359: Porn Stump</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/359-porn-stump</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:13:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest/showrunner/writer Phil Klemmer joins John and Marty to discuss writing, the WGA strike, and all the things. It's a pretty lively discussion, even if you have to put up with Marty and John. Plus, probing questions from the mail sack!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest/showrunner/writer Phil Klemmer join…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Special guest/showrunner/writer Phil Klemmer joins John and Marty to discuss writing, the WGA strike, and all the things. It's a pretty lively discussion, even if you have to put up with Marty and John. Plus, probing questions from the mail sack!</description>
      <enclosure length="161459648" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1537411006-noonerdanmarty-359-porn-stump.mp3"/>
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      <title>358: Has Anybody Here Seen My Old Friend John?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/358-has-anybody-here-seen-my-old-friend-john</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Two old men try to find relevance in an ever-changing internet world. Jim Brown? Debt ceiling? Legion of Super Heroes? It's all covered by John and Marty (sans Abraham) on tonight's pod. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Two old men try to find relevance in an ever-chan…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Two old men try to find relevance in an ever-changing internet world. Jim Brown? Debt ceiling? Legion of Super Heroes? It's all covered by John and Marty (sans Abraham) on tonight's pod. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="116401484" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1526080756-noonerdanmarty-358-has-anybody-here-seen-my-old-friend-john.mp3"/>
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      <title>357: Something Happened?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/357-something-happened</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:14:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Marty talk about changing minds, the Writers Guild strike and AI, movies not on the AFI top 100, and, of course, the news. Don't roll your eyes! Jump into the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Marty talk about changing minds, the Wri…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Marty talk about changing minds, the Writers Guild strike and AI, movies not on the AFI top 100, and, of course, the news. Don't roll your eyes! Jump into the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="162304116" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1515448816-noonerdanmarty-357-something-happened.mp3"/>
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      <title>356: Echo Chamber of Stridency</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2023 07:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/356-echo-chamber-of-stridency</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:38:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Marty explore what "wokeness" is and poke around on the edges of the news. Then they take a deep dive on Kevin's mental health journey before going back to the usual nonstop exchange of mockery. FILL THE SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Marty explore what "wokeness" is and pok…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Marty explore what "wokeness" is and poke around on the edges of the news. Then they take a deep dive on Kevin's mental health journey before going back to the usual nonstop exchange of mockery. FILL THE SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="95205791" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1505331724-noonerdanmarty-356-echo-chamber-of-stridency.mp3"/>
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      <title>355: No, This Is a Good One!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/355-no-this-is-a-good-one</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:04:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John takes the reins to go over the top news stories in reverse order and goes through the bracket of upcoming summer movies. Plus some tasty mail sack morsels for your enjoyment. Send us your morsels: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John takes the reins to go over the top news stor…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John takes the reins to go over the top news stories in reverse order and goes through the bracket of upcoming summer movies. Plus some tasty mail sack morsels for your enjoyment. Send us your morsels: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>354: Avoid the News</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/354-avoid-the-news</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and John realize that there's more to life than bickering about politics. You can also bicker about auteur theory! Turned out to be a super fun pod! Fill the sack with your questions! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and John realize that there's more to life …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and John realize that there's more to life than bickering about politics. You can also bicker about auteur theory! Turned out to be a super fun pod! Fill the sack with your questions! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>353: Lack of MIRP Support</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2023 01:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/352-lack-of-mirp-support</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger and John Sylvain join Marty to solve the ills of the world. Except, they're distracted by dark, ugly nonsense that happens when Krueger's around. There's interesting talk about TV writing, upcoming shows, and some thoughts on the Marvels and the new Indiana Jones. WHERE'S YOUR SACK STUFF? noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger and John Sylvain join Marty to solve the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger and John Sylvain join Marty to solve the ills of the world. Except, they're distracted by dark, ugly nonsense that happens when Krueger's around. There's interesting talk about TV writing, upcoming shows, and some thoughts on the Marvels and the new Indiana Jones. WHERE'S YOUR SACK STUFF? noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>352: The Steve Steve</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 18:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/352-the-steve-steve</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger returns to the podcast with Marty to explain why the world needs more Steve. But does it? Marty tries to give Kruger life advice while prying into his secret crypto-bro past. Plus, in a first, there's only a tiny bit of politics talk! Then, they get into the creative process and the value of drone shoots vs.just storytelling. WHERE'S YOUR SACK STUFF? noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger returns to the podcast with Marty to expl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger returns to the podcast with Marty to explain why the world needs more Steve. But does it? Marty tries to give Kruger life advice while prying into his secret crypto-bro past. Plus, in a first, there's only a tiny bit of politics talk! Then, they get into the creative process and the value of drone shoots vs.just storytelling. WHERE'S YOUR SACK STUFF? noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>351: Subterracon Finland</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/351-subterracon-finland</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Marty tackle the future of the world with the threat of climate change and the promise of AI. They come to the incredibly insightful conclusion: It's complicated. Plus some talk on movie reviewers, John's hot take on Obi Wan, and Marty's typical mumbling. But there's some sweet, sweet sack! Where's yours? noonerpodcast@gmail.com. And check out https://www.internationalmedicalcorps.org.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Marty tackle the future of the world wit…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Marty tackle the future of the world with the threat of climate change and the promise of AI. They come to the incredibly insightful conclusion: It's complicated. Plus some talk on movie reviewers, John's hot take on Obi Wan, and Marty's typical mumbling. But there's some sweet, sweet sack! Where's yours? noonerpodcast@gmail.com. And check out https://www.internationalmedicalcorps.org.</description>
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      <title>350: John Is an Irrational Number</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/350-john-is-an-irrational-number</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John reviews the president. Marty reviews the Oscars and his keyboards. Then Marty and John spend the rest of the time reviewing each other--with love. We need your mail in our sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John reviews the president. Marty reviews the Osc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John reviews the president. Marty reviews the Oscars and his keyboards. Then Marty and John spend the rest of the time reviewing each other--with love. We need your mail in our sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>349: Why Do We Need Krueger?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/349-why-do-we-need-krueger</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger returns to tell us about his escapades at the WGA awards and the state of writing for movies and TV today. Plus the usual funnin' around and other MIRP nonsense. A classic Nooner! Where are your emails? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger returns to tell us about his escapades at…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger returns to tell us about his escapades at the WGA awards and the state of writing for movies and TV today. Plus the usual funnin' around and other MIRP nonsense. A classic Nooner! Where are your emails? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>348: Litty Titty City</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/348litty-titty-city</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In Cassandra's last podcast--as a single person, we go through the MCU phases, talk about what makes an interesting hero, share thoughts about marriage, and talk about learnings from COVID. Join in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In Cassandra's last podcast--as a single person, …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In Cassandra's last podcast--as a single person, we go through the MCU phases, talk about what makes an interesting hero, share thoughts about marriage, and talk about learnings from COVID. Join in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>347: TIRPs (Trivial Internet Radio Personalities)</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/347-tirps-trivial-internet-radio-personalities</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Marty, having been demoted from MIRPs, do their damnedest to get back in the good graces of Papa Smith. They talk about cancel culture in video games, emerging tech, and the state of movie theaters. Plus, John is so fucking old. Join the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Marty, having been demoted from MIRPs, d…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Marty, having been demoted from MIRPs, do their damnedest to get back in the good graces of Papa Smith. They talk about cancel culture in video games, emerging tech, and the state of movie theaters. Plus, John is so fucking old. Join the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>346: Babylon Is the Worst First Date</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2023 06:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/346-babylon-is-the-worst-first-date</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:38:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and John talk nonsense, but just fast forward to hear the funny MIRP, Cassandra, talk about why weddings are bullshit and why Babylon is like disappointing sex. And then let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and John talk nonsense, but just fast forwa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and John talk nonsense, but just fast forward to hear the funny MIRP, Cassandra, talk about why weddings are bullshit and why Babylon is like disappointing sex. And then let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>345: Heavy Flow</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/345-heavy-flow</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and John talk about what makes their juices flow, contemplate their legacies, and other light-hearted topics. Then Marty reads a long list of movies to piss John off. Why is the sack so light? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and John talk about what makes their juices…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and John talk about what makes their juices flow, contemplate their legacies, and other light-hearted topics. Then Marty reads a long list of movies to piss John off. Why is the sack so light? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>344: Can Rob Sylvain Finnish?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2023 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/344-can-rob-sylvain-finnish</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:37:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Get a double dose of Sylvain as John is joined by his brother, Rob, in Maine. Learn about the Acadian way and get an earful of scintillating gas stove talk. Plus, John breaks down how to make America a happier place and the two brothers compare embarrassing band names. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Get a double dose of Sylvain as John is joined by…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Get a double dose of Sylvain as John is joined by his brother, Rob, in Maine. Learn about the Acadian way and get an earful of scintillating gas stove talk. Plus, John breaks down how to make America a happier place and the two brothers compare embarrassing band names. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>343: OG and Funny MIRPs Return</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2023 06:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/343-og-and-funny-mirps-return</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra Cardenes and Dan Etheridge return to the podcast to reclaim what is rightfully there. We talk about our favorite movies and TV shows of the year, Dan's hot take on Congress, and how Cassandra is unimpressed by AI. It's a humdinger! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra Cardenes and Dan Etheridge return to th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra Cardenes and Dan Etheridge return to the podcast to reclaim what is rightfully there. We talk about our favorite movies and TV shows of the year, Dan's hot take on Congress, and how Cassandra is unimpressed by AI. It's a humdinger! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>342: Is Late Really Better Than Never?</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2023 06:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/342-is-late-really-better-than-never</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John explains the news to Marty. Then they talk about White Lotus (no spoilers) and other stuff. Plus a mailsack entry! Where's yours? Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John explains the news to Marty. Then they talk a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John explains the news to Marty. Then they talk about White Lotus (no spoilers) and other stuff. Plus a mailsack entry! Where's yours? Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>341: John and Marty Bickerson</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2022 06:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/341-john-and-marty-bickerson</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:07:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Just when you thought Thanksgiving awkwardness was over, there's John and Marty to take the center stage of bickering! But love prevails! I think? What's your opinion? Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Just when you thought Thanksgiving awkwardness wa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Just when you thought Thanksgiving awkwardness was over, there's John and Marty to take the center stage of bickering! But love prevails! I think? What's your opinion? Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>339 : Tik Tok with Robots</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/339-tik-tok-with-robots</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Guest MIRP, NetHead, and gentleman Will Wilkins joins Marty for a one-on-one about the midterms, technology, the pets we love, video games, how to experience Marvel movies, and all the things in between. Plus, some awesome softballs via the mail sack. Mail sack? Right here: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Guest MIRP, NetHead, and gentleman Will Wilkins j…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Guest MIRP, NetHead, and gentleman Will Wilkins joins Marty for a one-on-one about the midterms, technology, the pets we love, video games, how to experience Marvel movies, and all the things in between. Plus, some awesome softballs via the mail sack. Mail sack? Right here: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>338 : Man, I Told You Not to Go in That House</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/338-man-i-told-you-not-to-go-in-that-house</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John tries to reprogram his human responses to fit in Marty's narrow view of discourse. Along the way, they talk about Twitter, perfect movies, and the last line of "Get Out." Unfortunately, we never find out what that last line is. But there's still some juicy mail sack. Do you have mail sack juice? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John tries to reprogram his human responses to fi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John tries to reprogram his human responses to fit in Marty's narrow view of discourse. Along the way, they talk about Twitter, perfect movies, and the last line of "Get Out." Unfortunately, we never find out what that last line is. But there's still some juicy mail sack. Do you have mail sack juice? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>337 : John Shits on Democracy</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2022 04:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/337-john-shits-on-democracy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Marty try to solve the world's problems only to discover that...it's complicated? Marty abandons improv rules to just shit on John. John obliges. Then they discuss the scariest, grossest, and funniest movies they've seen. Let us know yours: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Marty try to solve the world's problems …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Marty try to solve the world's problems only to discover that...it's complicated? Marty abandons improv rules to just shit on John. John obliges. Then they discuss the scariest, grossest, and funniest movies they've seen. Let us know yours: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>336 : Funnier in Hindsight</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2022 05:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/336-funnier-in-hindsight</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight John and Marty make each other laugh about the usual nonsense: mediocre TV, movies we haven't watched, and news we don't understand. John explains Seattle. Marty laments...something? Plus some delicious softballs from Peter WG! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight John and Marty make each other laugh abou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tonight John and Marty make each other laugh about the usual nonsense: mediocre TV, movies we haven't watched, and news we don't understand. John explains Seattle. Marty laments...something? Plus some delicious softballs from Peter WG! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>335 : Subterra Anyone?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/335-subterra-anyone</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@stephenkrueger joins John and Marty to talk about the herculean effort it took to produce Subterra season 2. We talk about dogs, post-apocalyptic media, and other fun stuff. Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@stephenkrueger joins John and Marty to talk abou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@stephenkrueger joins John and Marty to talk about the herculean effort it took to produce Subterra season 2. We talk about dogs, post-apocalyptic media, and other fun stuff. Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>334 : Nyquil Chicken Breast in the Butt</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/334-nyquil-chicken-breast-in-the-butt</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:36:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty is genuinely surprised that there are lies propagated on the internet. John practices the comedy callback. The two talk the state of animation, the anticipation of Andor, and mail sack stuff. Plus, John explains the comedy legend that is Bob Newhart. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty is genuinely surprised that there are lies …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty is genuinely surprised that there are lies propagated on the internet. John practices the comedy callback. The two talk the state of animation, the anticipation of Andor, and mail sack stuff. Plus, John explains the comedy legend that is Bob Newhart. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>333 : Harry Potter Is a Mary Ann</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/333-harry-potter-is-a-mary-ann</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:34:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Before John takes off on vacation from the inferno that is Los Angeles, he offers his opinions about "The Rings of Power", "John Wick", and the increased body count trend. He and Marty talk about philosophy, movie gripes, and more! Your opinions welcome: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Before John takes off on vacation from the infern…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Before John takes off on vacation from the inferno that is Los Angeles, he offers his opinions about "The Rings of Power", "John Wick", and the increased body count trend. He and Marty talk about philosophy, movie gripes, and more! Your opinions welcome: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>332: Eating up Time</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/332-eating-up-time</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and John fill a couple of hours with mindless pontificating about canceling your favorite movies, bad filmmaking with Jamie Foxx, and science fiction, among other things. Enjoy and fill our goddamned sack, yo! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and John fill a couple of hours with mindle…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and John fill a couple of hours with mindless pontificating about canceling your favorite movies, bad filmmaking with Jamie Foxx, and science fiction, among other things. Enjoy and fill our goddamned sack, yo! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>331: A Dad Joke Works!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/331-a-dad-joke-works</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Somewhere in the podcast, John actually tells a funny dad joke. See if you can find it. Plus, there's talk about dealing with hopelessness, what's good to watch, the bullshit of tipping, and other fun stuff like floods! Where's your mail and why's our sack empty? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Somewhere in the podcast, John actually tells a f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Somewhere in the podcast, John actually tells a funny dad joke. See if you can find it. Plus, there's talk about dealing with hopelessness, what's good to watch, the bullshit of tipping, and other fun stuff like floods! Where's your mail and why's our sack empty? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>330: Happy Birthday Papa Kevin</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/330-happy-birthday-papa-kevin</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:04:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs get in deep on so many topics tonight! The dumb Senate, poisonous propaganda, Beyonce, and some delicious mail sack offerings. We dissect the MCU and its place in mythology and have some good life and death discussion. Join in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs get in deep on so many topics tonight! …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs get in deep on so many topics tonight! The dumb Senate, poisonous propaganda, Beyonce, and some delicious mail sack offerings. We dissect the MCU and its place in mythology and have some good life and death discussion. Join in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>329: Insert Obscure Reference</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/329-insert-obscure-reference</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Marty cover the gamut of topics: news stuff, Comic-Con, breakfast delights, cooking movies, and more! It's a forest of conversation! Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Marty cover the gamut of topics: news st…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Marty cover the gamut of topics: news stuff, Comic-Con, breakfast delights, cooking movies, and more! It's a forest of conversation! Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>328: Mic vs. Dildo</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/328-mic-vs-dildo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:43:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On tonight's two-hander, Marty tries to talk about his first job on location amidst John's "questions." The two MIRPs go on to talk about things Marvel and other media. John explains the key to staying creative while Marty shares his secret on how to be useless and idle. The choice is yours. Share with us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's two-hander, Marty tries to talk abou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On tonight's two-hander, Marty tries to talk about his first job on location amidst John's "questions." The two MIRPs go on to talk about things Marvel and other media. John explains the key to staying creative while Marty shares his secret on how to be useless and idle. The choice is yours. Share with us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>327: Donald Glover Is an Alien</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/327-donald-glover-is-an-alien</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After a brief hiatus, the MIRPs are back! We catch up about the goings on of the world: John explains how little he knows about Bitcoin, Marty breaks every rule of improv, and Cassandra talks about loss and...whatever the opposite of loss is. Plus, we start celebrity rumors! Listen in for more and let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After a brief hiatus, the MIRPs are back! We catc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After a brief hiatus, the MIRPs are back! We catch up about the goings on of the world: John explains how little he knows about Bitcoin, Marty breaks every rule of improv, and Cassandra talks about loss and...whatever the opposite of loss is. Plus, we start celebrity rumors! Listen in for more and let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>326: The Boys (and Girl) Are Back in Town</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/326-the-boys-and-girl-are-back-in-town</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After a brief hiatus, the MIRPs meet virtually (for reasons) and discuss all the biggest news stories, talk about getting out of their comfort zone, and chat about cult movies. Don't forget to fill the sack:NoonerPodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After a brief hiatus, the MIRPs meet virtually (f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After a brief hiatus, the MIRPs meet virtually (for reasons) and discuss all the biggest news stories, talk about getting out of their comfort zone, and chat about cult movies. Don't forget to fill the sack:NoonerPodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="114510806" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1286808655-noonerdanmarty-326-the-boys-and-girl-are-back-in-town.mp3"/>
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      <title>325: The Insignificance of Insignificance</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/325-the-insignificance-of-insignificance</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra and Marty talk about navigating changing careers and the search for meaning until John comes in and kicks their butts back into happy-fun mode. We have ads! We have interviews! We have mail sack! No spoilers, but the first words after the recording stopped were, "Probably so wrong, but so fucking hilarious." We welcome your feedback (and challenges!): noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra and Marty talk about navigating changin…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra and Marty talk about navigating changing careers and the search for meaning until John comes in and kicks their butts back into happy-fun mode. We have ads! We have interviews! We have mail sack! No spoilers, but the first words after the recording stopped were, "Probably so wrong, but so fucking hilarious." We welcome your feedback (and challenges!): noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>324: Sponsored by Tittie Formula!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/324-sponsored-by-tittie-formula</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In their first sponsored pod, after John talks about sunsets (blech!), the MIRPs explore their kinks, assign tasks to each other, and lament the shitty news of the world. Plus some bullshit mail sack stuff about a guy named Krueger? Get in on the action: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In their first sponsored pod, after John talks ab…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In their first sponsored pod, after John talks about sunsets (blech!), the MIRPs explore their kinks, assign tasks to each other, and lament the shitty news of the world. Plus some bullshit mail sack stuff about a guy named Krueger? Get in on the action: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>323: 2001: A Space Colonoscopy</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 19:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/322-2001-a-space-colonoscopy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:42:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On his last episode, Steve leads a shit show, Cassandra channels a pug, Marty can't tell a story, and Hank Jobs (stepbrother of Steve Jobs) explains how he created and lost the amazing hPhone. Plus a lot of shitting on each other and 9.8 emails. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On his last episode, Steve leads a shit show, Cas…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On his last episode, Steve leads a shit show, Cassandra channels a pug, Marty can't tell a story, and Hank Jobs (stepbrother of Steve Jobs) explains how he created and lost the amazing hPhone. Plus a lot of shitting on each other and 9.8 emails. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>322: The Cadence of My Anal</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 04:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/322-the-cadence-of-my-anal</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On John's MIRP-cast, John quickly loses control as Krueger muscles the conversation to his perverted sexual predilections. Cassandra and Marty do their best to ignore it. John tries to introduce debate topics. And yet... Hey, y'all! Fill our sack or Steve will get all sad. We need emails from 10 different peeps! noonerpodcast@gmail.com. Questions, comments, salutations—it's all welcome!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On John's MIRP-cast, John quickly loses control a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On John's MIRP-cast, John quickly loses control as Krueger muscles the conversation to his perverted sexual predilections. Cassandra and Marty do their best to ignore it. John tries to introduce debate topics. And yet... Hey, y'all! Fill our sack or Steve will get all sad. We need emails from 10 different peeps! noonerpodcast@gmail.com. Questions, comments, salutations—it's all welcome!</description>
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      <title>321: Post-Oscar Jamokes</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/321-post-oscar-jamokes</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On tonight's two-hander, Steve is reluctant to talk Oscars, but Marty insists! These two commie morons talk about NOT getting rich, NOT getting famous, and NOT chasing after every item in the zeitgeist. What a bunch of losers! And if you listen, why not fill the sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's two-hander, Steve is reluctant to ta…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On tonight's two-hander, Steve is reluctant to talk Oscars, but Marty insists! These two commie morons talk about NOT getting rich, NOT getting famous, and NOT chasing after every item in the zeitgeist. What a bunch of losers! And if you listen, why not fill the sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>320: Marty Is a Fuckup</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/320-marty-is-a-fuckup</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:43:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After over a decade, Marty still can't start on time! You're spared the 41 minutes of him searching for a working memory card. Instead, you get pure MIRP one-on-one with John and Marty talking about sociopaths, true crime, Batman, mail sack, and more! Join us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After over a decade, Marty still can't start on t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After over a decade, Marty still can't start on time! You're spared the 41 minutes of him searching for a working memory card. Instead, you get pure MIRP one-on-one with John and Marty talking about sociopaths, true crime, Batman, mail sack, and more! Join us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>319: John Sylvain - Cinematic Genius</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2022 06:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/319-john-sylvain-cinematic-genius</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Marty delve into movie nerd talk! Hear about New Hollywood and auteurship and their favorite directors. Plus Marty ruins it with some depressing news talk. But you can join in (to shut Marty up): NoonerPodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Marty delve into movie nerd talk! Hear a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Marty delve into movie nerd talk! Hear about New Hollywood and auteurship and their favorite directors. Plus Marty ruins it with some depressing news talk. But you can join in (to shut Marty up): NoonerPodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>318: I’d Fuck Code (If It Was Hot)</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/318-id-fuck-code-if-it-was-hot</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In today's bro-down showdown, John, Krueger, and Marty review the State of the Union (without having watched it) and talk about a bunch of other news stuff without any real knowledge or authority. We get a taste of Putin's YouTube channel and talk about how genius is made. Fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In today's bro-down showdown, John, Krueger, and …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In today's bro-down showdown, John, Krueger, and Marty review the State of the Union (without having watched it) and talk about a bunch of other news stuff without any real knowledge or authority. We get a taste of Putin's YouTube channel and talk about how genius is made. Fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>317: Mazda on the Outlook</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/317-mazda-on-the-outlook</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today's Cassandra Cast is full of romance, intrigue, gender reassignment, and so much more! John and Marty join in to talk about all that plus Love Is Blind, moral quandaries, and engagement stories. Plus, a pretty thin mail sack. Do your part! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today's Cassandra Cast is full of romance, intrig…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today's Cassandra Cast is full of romance, intrigue, gender reassignment, and so much more! John and Marty join in to talk about all that plus Love Is Blind, moral quandaries, and engagement stories. Plus, a pretty thin mail sack. Do your part! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>316: Tiptoes 2: Shitty Miniatures</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2022 07:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/316-tiptoes-2-shitty-miniatures</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John leads the MIRPs on an improv journey through the news and the Oscars. Krueger slices up his big, fat salami. Cassandra shares her Valentine's Day wishes. Marty...does whatever Marty does. Huzzah! Share your thoughts: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John leads the MIRPs on an improv journey through…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John leads the MIRPs on an improv journey through the news and the Oscars. Krueger slices up his big, fat salami. Cassandra shares her Valentine's Day wishes. Marty...does whatever Marty does. Huzzah! Share your thoughts: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="125932061" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1213856392-noonerdanmarty-316-tiptoes-2-shitty-miniatures.mp3"/>
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      <title>315: When Cassandra Was Young</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/315-when-cassandra-was-young</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra comes to terms with her adulthood when faced with an opportunity to relive her emo days. Plus John explains inflation to the rest of the MIRPs, Marty gets shit for wearing a shirt, and Krueger talks Tip Toes. Plus, the most offensive email we've received yet! This is not a challenge, by the way.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra comes to terms with her adulthood when …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra comes to terms with her adulthood when faced with an opportunity to relive her emo days. Plus John explains inflation to the rest of the MIRPs, Marty gets shit for wearing a shirt, and Krueger talks Tip Toes. Plus, the most offensive email we've received yet! This is not a challenge, by the way.</description>
      <enclosure length="127264487" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1206939808-noonerdanmarty-315-when-cassandra-was-young.mp3"/>
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      <title>314: #CancelParis</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2022 07:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/314-cancelparis</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra, Krueger, and Marty compare their dry Januarys. Krueger pitches a new scripted podcast, Cassandra laments her lost, Sk8tr Boi youth, and Marty goes to the (digital)( library. Plus, they all shit on that dickwad, Joss Whedon. And don't miss the Mail Sack item that literally brings Krueger to tears!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra, Krueger, and Marty compare their dry J…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra, Krueger, and Marty compare their dry Januarys. Krueger pitches a new scripted podcast, Cassandra laments her lost, Sk8tr Boi youth, and Marty goes to the (digital)( library. Plus, they all shit on that dickwad, Joss Whedon. And don't miss the Mail Sack item that literally brings Krueger to tears!</description>
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      <title>313: Too Drunk for Cat AIDS</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/313-too-drunk-for-cat-aids</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On tonight's Johncast, all the MIRPs gather to review the upcoming movies of 2022, explore America's wildlife, and laugh inappropriately, and Cassandra laments the passing of America's favorite director, Bob Donavitch. Sack it up, yo!  noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's Johncast, all the MIRPs gather to re…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On tonight's Johncast, all the MIRPs gather to review the upcoming movies of 2022, explore America's wildlife, and laugh inappropriately, and Cassandra laments the passing of America's favorite director, Bob Donavitch. Sack it up, yo!  noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>312: The Literal Shit Show</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/312-the-literal-shit-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger, John, and Marty start off the new year talking about hopes, dreams, and feces. We talk about upcoming movies and TV shows, plus great action directors. Plus John reveals his inner buff Buddha! Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger, John, and Marty start off the new year t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger, John, and Marty start off the new year talking about hopes, dreams, and feces. We talk about upcoming movies and TV shows, plus great action directors. Plus John reveals his inner buff Buddha! Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>311: Big Dick John</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/311-big-dick-john</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:15:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The dick-swinging MIRPs talk about their roses and thorns of 2021. There's some talk about big franchise sequels, celebrity predictions, the holidays, and John Madden. Let us know about your feelings about 2021 and hopes for 2022: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The dick-swinging MIRPs talk about their roses an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The dick-swinging MIRPs talk about their roses and thorns of 2021. There's some talk about big franchise sequels, celebrity predictions, the holidays, and John Madden. Let us know about your feelings about 2021 and hopes for 2022: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>310: John, the Earl of Sum</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/310-john-the-earl-of-sum</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On tonight's John-cast, John is absent but his topics live on! Cassandra, Krueger, and Marty share their favorite holidays and holiday traditions as well as shit on each other's favorite holidays and holiday traditions. Share your faves from 2021 with us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's John-cast, John is absent but his to…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On tonight's John-cast, John is absent but his topics live on! Cassandra, Krueger, and Marty share their favorite holidays and holiday traditions as well as shit on each other's favorite holidays and holiday traditions. Share your faves from 2021 with us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>309: Krueger-A Convenient Jew</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/309-krueger-a-convenient-jew</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Steve and Marty dive head first into today's news stories. Steve tries to solve racism. Marty is a dick about it. They try to fix crime, pick the year's best albums, and wade through the mail sack. Send in your favorite movies and TV shows for 2021: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Steve and Marty dive head first into today's news…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Steve and Marty dive head first into today's news stories. Steve tries to solve racism. Marty is a dick about it. They try to fix crime, pick the year's best albums, and wade through the mail sack. Send in your favorite movies and TV shows for 2021: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>308:  Anti-Intellectual Property (Moronic Property)</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/308-anti-intellectual-property-moronic-property</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Steve and Marty duke it out on the podcast battlefield, mano a mano! They talk Thanksgiving, Omicron &amp; COVID fatigue, content creation, and the magic of Goldblooming. Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Steve and Marty duke it out on the podcast battle…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Steve and Marty duke it out on the podcast battlefield, mano a mano! They talk Thanksgiving, Omicron &amp; COVID fatigue, content creation, and the magic of Goldblooming. Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>307: Krueger's Greatest Episode</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/307-kruegers-greatest-episode</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger abandons his episode leaving the other MIRPs to talk about justice, giving thanks, DNA tests, and a slew of other silliness. A couple good mailsacks (noonerpodcast@gmail.com), Cassandra explains the reality of healthcare, and John talks about the old days, which span from the 1700s to last week.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger abandons his episode leaving the other MI…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger abandons his episode leaving the other MIRPs to talk about justice, giving thanks, DNA tests, and a slew of other silliness. A couple good mailsacks (noonerpodcast@gmail.com), Cassandra explains the reality of healthcare, and John talks about the old days, which span from the 1700s to last week.</description>
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      <title>306: John Does a Show!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/306-john-does-a-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In tonight's pod, John leads us on a path to understand the magic of Thanksgiving sous vide cooking in a rip-roaring laugh-riot of a podcast. Then Krueger shits on stuff that other people like while Marty sulks like a teenager and Cassandra ghosts everyone. Yet it's still somehow a delight? Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In tonight's pod, John leads us on a path to unde…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In tonight's pod, John leads us on a path to understand the magic of Thanksgiving sous vide cooking in a rip-roaring laugh-riot of a podcast. Then Krueger shits on stuff that other people like while Marty sulks like a teenager and Cassandra ghosts everyone. Yet it's still somehow a delight? Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>305: That's Why Pipes Are Round</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/305-thats-why-pipes-are-round</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>All four MIRPs congregate for an epic podcast where they shit on each other nonstop. No! For a change, Cassandra, John, Krueger, and Marty actually talk and listen to each other about the news, job interviews, the mail sack, and more! Tune in and join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>All four MIRPs congregate for an epic podcast whe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>All four MIRPs congregate for an epic podcast where they shit on each other nonstop. No! For a change, Cassandra, John, Krueger, and Marty actually talk and listen to each other about the news, job interviews, the mail sack, and more! Tune in and join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>304: Going Through Man-o-Pause</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/304-going-through-man-o-pause</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:47:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John, Krueger, and Marty get together to talk football (?), eighth albums, Halloween, and more! Steve reads lists from the internet while John fills his Cheryl Ladd spank bank. And Marty's there, too! Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John, Krueger, and Marty get together to talk foo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John, Krueger, and Marty get together to talk football (?), eighth albums, Halloween, and more! Steve reads lists from the internet while John fills his Cheryl Ladd spank bank. And Marty's there, too! Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="103493377" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1156574851-noonerdanmarty-304-going-through-man-o-pause.mp3"/>
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      <title>303: Krueger Brings Krueger's Perspective</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/303-krueger-brings-kruegers-perspective</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In tonight's pod, Krueger leads a sausage fest with John and Marty. He explains a lot of nonsense going on in the world and shuts down Marty's nonsense. Surprisingly deep! 

Send your feedback: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In tonight's pod, Krueger leads a sausage fest wi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In tonight's pod, Krueger leads a sausage fest with John and Marty. He explains a lot of nonsense going on in the world and shuts down Marty's nonsense. Surprisingly deep! 

Send your feedback: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>302: The Neapolitan Episode</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/302-the-neapolitan-episode</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In tonight's ice cream-themed episode, Cassandra brings the vanilla, Marty is on team strawberry, and Krueger is all shit-brown chocolate. The MIRPs list their red flags, talk about both Tik and Tok, and Steve gets indignant about this, that, and the other. Fill the sack, why don't you? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In tonight's ice cream-themed episode, Cassandra …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In tonight's ice cream-themed episode, Cassandra brings the vanilla, Marty is on team strawberry, and Krueger is all shit-brown chocolate. The MIRPs list their red flags, talk about both Tik and Tok, and Steve gets indignant about this, that, and the other. Fill the sack, why don't you? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>301: Marty and John Two-hand It</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/301-marty-and-john-two-hand-it</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a rare tete-a-tete, John and Marty talk about how they don't like sports and discuss comedy specials they haven't seen and more idiocy that is the show's brand. Miraculously, Marty only makes ONE technical fuckup. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a rare tete-a-tete, John and Marty talk about …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a rare tete-a-tete, John and Marty talk about how they don't like sports and discuss comedy specials they haven't seen and more idiocy that is the show's brand. Miraculously, Marty only makes ONE technical fuckup. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>300: Marty’s gone? Let’s talk politics!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/300-martys-gone-lets-talk-politics</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:23:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When Marty’s away, the MIRPs will play! John, Cassandra, and Steve talk politics. Seriously! Don’t worry, they talk about young love and pooping too. Don’t adjust your headphones or radios or whatever, the pod starts with a circus of internet trouble for John. Old ass. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When Marty’s away, the MIRPs will play! John, Cas…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When Marty’s away, the MIRPs will play! John, Cassandra, and Steve talk politics. Seriously! Don’t worry, they talk about young love and pooping too. Don’t adjust your headphones or radios or whatever, the pod starts with a circus of internet trouble for John. Old ass. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>299: I Think What You Meant Was...</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/299-i-think-what-you-meant-was</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Three male MIRPs try to mansplain life to each other and the results are...predictable. John, Krueger, and Marty delve into marriage, Disneyland, and how to make it as a creative professional with mixed results. Plus some sneaker talk and hoarder analysis. You can cut the sexual tension with a chainsaw! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Three male MIRPs try to mansplain life to each ot…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Three male MIRPs try to mansplain life to each other and the results are...predictable. John, Krueger, and Marty delve into marriage, Disneyland, and how to make it as a creative professional with mixed results. Plus some sneaker talk and hoarder analysis. You can cut the sexual tension with a chainsaw! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>298: They’re Called Dick Gloves</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/298-theyre-called-dick-gloves</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:47:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and Steve are together again talking about race and the media, the metaverse, and of course, butt stuff. Enjoy! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and Steve are together again talking about …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and Steve are together again talking about race and the media, the metaverse, and of course, butt stuff. Enjoy! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>297: Raisin Babies</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/297-raisin-babies</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty shoot the shit, lament the loss of a legend, and only get partway through the mail sack. Tasty stuff! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty shoot the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a rare two-hander, Krueger and Marty shoot the shit, lament the loss of a legend, and only get partway through the mail sack. Tasty stuff! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>296: Brendan Hunt Crotch Gin</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/296-brendan-hunt-crotch-gin</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra arrives late to her own show but brings it all back to get tens across the board! Krueger talks Portland, the MIRPs talk Shang Chi, and Marty takes a look at the Daniel Craig Bond movies. Plus lotsa sack! Join in! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra arrives late to her own show but brings…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra arrives late to her own show but brings it all back to get tens across the board! Krueger talks Portland, the MIRPs talk Shang Chi, and Marty takes a look at the Daniel Craig Bond movies. Plus lotsa sack! Join in! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>295: Krueger Did Not Kill Ed Asner</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2021 08:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/295-krueger-did-not-kill-ed-asner</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>But he did have horrible things to say about this national treasure! The gang is back! In person! Krueger pitches more Christmas movies. Marty does his passive aggressive thing. Cassandra is here! And John explains his mysterious disappearance from last week's episode. Don't forget to fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>But he did have horrible things to say about this…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>But he did have horrible things to say about this national treasure! The gang is back! In person! Krueger pitches more Christmas movies. Marty does his passive aggressive thing. Cassandra is here! And John explains his mysterious disappearance from last week's episode. Don't forget to fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>294: Does He Still Alive?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/294-does-he-still-alive</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:40:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a batshit Sylvain-cast, Cassandra has returned! In her words, "Um..um..I’ve got lasers on both sides…" Plus, it ends in utter mystery! Tune in next week to find out what happened. Maybe...? And fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a batshit Sylvain-cast, Cassandra has returned…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a batshit Sylvain-cast, Cassandra has returned! In her words, "Um..um..I’ve got lasers on both sides…" Plus, it ends in utter mystery! Tune in next week to find out what happened. Maybe...? And fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>293: Exposition Dump</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/293-exposition-dump</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The Y-chromosome MIRPs chat it up on tonight's pod. Uh..yeah. That was great! Plus lotsa gossip and griping! Fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Y-chromosome MIRPs chat it up on tonight's po…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Y-chromosome MIRPs chat it up on tonight's pod. Uh..yeah. That was great! Plus lotsa gossip and griping! Fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="116646135" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1112265871-noonerdanmarty-293-exposition-dump.mp3"/>
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      <title>292: Lady Balls</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2021 20:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/292-lady-balls</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra, Krueger, and John engage in another high-brow minisode while Marty is off in London or something? Special surprise guests arrive! What a ride! Fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra, Krueger, and John engage in another hi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra, Krueger, and John engage in another high-brow minisode while Marty is off in London or something? Special surprise guests arrive! What a ride! Fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>291: Bronze Class</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/291-bronze-class</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:11:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Without Marty's it's MIRPs gone wild.
 
noonerpodcast@gmail.com. What are you waiting for?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Without Marty's it's MIRPs gone wild.
 
noonerpod…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Without Marty's it's MIRPs gone wild.
 
noonerpodcast@gmail.com. What are you waiting for?</description>
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      <title>290: I Don't Have Toto Money</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2021 19:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/290-i-dont-have-toto-money</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:09:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight the MIRPs talk about keeping your ass clean and also carve out the next big tentpole in the Disney empire. Epic is an understatement. Plus, we talk about the end of Marvel, sketch comedy, and we dip into the sack. noonerpodcast@gmail.com. What are you waiting for?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight the MIRPs talk about keeping your ass cle…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tonight the MIRPs talk about keeping your ass clean and also carve out the next big tentpole in the Disney empire. Epic is an understatement. Plus, we talk about the end of Marvel, sketch comedy, and we dip into the sack. noonerpodcast@gmail.com. What are you waiting for?</description>
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      <title>289: Did Steve Have a Title?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/289-did-steve-have-a-title</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs (male internet radio personalities) talk about life as a simulation, rework classic films, and outline the perfect wedding. These are invaluable nuggets of knowledge. You're welcome! Plus puss-filled sack stuff: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs (male internet radio personalities) tal…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs (male internet radio personalities) talk about life as a simulation, rework classic films, and outline the perfect wedding. These are invaluable nuggets of knowledge. You're welcome! Plus puss-filled sack stuff: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>288: A Potato Chip With a Soul</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/288-a-potato-chip-with-a-soul</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRP boys try to fill in the Cassandra comedy void by talking about riots, insurrections, and suffering. Thankfully, an email from a listener named Cassandra saves the MIRPs from despair. Do your part: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRP boys try to fill in the Cassandra comedy…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRP boys try to fill in the Cassandra comedy void by talking about riots, insurrections, and suffering. Thankfully, an email from a listener named Cassandra saves the MIRPs from despair. Do your part: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>287: Krueger Saves Christmas</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/287-krueger-saves-christmas</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On tonight's Krueg-cast, Cassandra returns and the MIRPs break down the next holiday classic. Steve gets into Daddy talk and calls out Marty for being a violent drunk. It's a holiday miracle! Why is our sack so flaccid? Fill it: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's Krueg-cast, Cassandra returns and th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On tonight's Krueg-cast, Cassandra returns and the MIRPs break down the next holiday classic. Steve gets into Daddy talk and calls out Marty for being a violent drunk. It's a holiday miracle! Why is our sack so flaccid? Fill it: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>286: I Am Queef</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/286-i-am-queef</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:04:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight the boy MIRPs deconstruct the F and the F franchise and reform capitalism. So basically, the world is saved, right? Fill the sack with your comments: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight the boy MIRPs deconstruct the F and the F…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tonight the boy MIRPs deconstruct the F and the F franchise and reform capitalism. So basically, the world is saved, right? Fill the sack with your comments: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>285: Marty Is a Sellout!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/285-marty-is-a-sellout</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:07:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty tries and fails to leverage the MIRPs to make him a crypto bro. Instead, they reach into the mail sack, talk LGBT+ athletics, and shit on cis white hetero comedy on TV.

Why didn't you send an email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty tries and fails to leverage the MIRPs to ma…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty tries and fails to leverage the MIRPs to make him a crypto bro. Instead, they reach into the mail sack, talk LGBT+ athletics, and shit on cis white hetero comedy on TV.

Why didn't you send an email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>284: Longinus and Sequitor</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/284-longinus-and-sequitor</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John, Krueger, and Marty bro out without actually coming to blows. They agree on deodorant, Father's Day, and why Cassandra is so fucked up. Why didn't you send an email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John, Krueger, and Marty bro out without actually…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John, Krueger, and Marty bro out without actually coming to blows. They agree on deodorant, Father's Day, and why Cassandra is so fucked up. Why didn't you send an email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="118961447" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1073190235-noonerdanmarty-284-longinus-and-sequitor.mp3"/>
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      <title>283: Marty Is a Big Fat 'Turg</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/283-marty-is-a-big-fat-turg</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs gather for an IRL pod just to get pissed off in person when Marty appoints himself the show's real-time dramaturg. And for once, they actually watched the movie they recommended on the last episode (Spontaneous)! Plus, some random stuff and whatnot. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs gather for an IRL pod just to get pisse…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs gather for an IRL pod just to get pissed off in person when Marty appoints himself the show's real-time dramaturg. And for once, they actually watched the movie they recommended on the last episode (Spontaneous)! Plus, some random stuff and whatnot. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>282: Live Your Mole Life</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2021 22:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/282-live-your-mole-life</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight, John abandons his turn at the helm of the MIRP-mobile. Instead, Krueger and Cassandra mock Marty for wearing a mask. They talk about stuff on the TV, weird facial features, and how millennials destroyed the world (or not).

Email us! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight, John abandons his turn at the helm of th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tonight, John abandons his turn at the helm of the MIRP-mobile. Instead, Krueger and Cassandra mock Marty for wearing a mask. They talk about stuff on the TV, weird facial features, and how millennials destroyed the world (or not).

Email us! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>281: Where's the Funny MIRP?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/281-wheres-the-funny-mirp</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In tonight's sausage hang, John, Marty, and Steve yammer on about masks in a post-mask world, new trailers from Marvel and Edgar Wright, tasty stuff from the mail sack, and more. Email us! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In tonight's sausage hang, John, Marty, and Steve…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In tonight's sausage hang, John, Marty, and Steve yammer on about masks in a post-mask world, new trailers from Marvel and Edgar Wright, tasty stuff from the mail sack, and more. Email us! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="135671282" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1060848592-noonerdanmarty-281-wheres-the-funny-mirp.mp3"/>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>280: The Best Night of 2021 So Far</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 04:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/280-the-best-night-of-2021-so-far</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs reunite in person for the first time in 14 months! Hugs off mic, the usual vitriol on-mic. Lots of silliness, monologues, mailsack, and a touch of anime. Chime in by filling the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs reunite in person for the first time in…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs reunite in person for the first time in 14 months! Hugs off mic, the usual vitriol on-mic. Lots of silliness, monologues, mailsack, and a touch of anime. Chime in by filling the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="145991222" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1052643199-noonerdanmarty-280-the-best-night-of-2021-so-far.mp3"/>
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      <title>279: You Have Hairy Shoulder Energy</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2021 23:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/279-you-have-hairy-shoulder-energy</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a Krueger-led episode, Steve can't stop talking about how irrelevant Hollywood gossip is, John can't stop talking creepy, and Marty can't stop talking. There's some more chatter about bodily fluids, awesome mail sack, and the MIRPs are finally gonna watch some anime. Also, Hey, Cassandra, is your new internet assistant. Listen to her in action! Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a Krueger-led episode, Steve can't stop talkin…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a Krueger-led episode, Steve can't stop talking about how irrelevant Hollywood gossip is, John can't stop talking creepy, and Marty can't stop talking. There's some more chatter about bodily fluids, awesome mail sack, and the MIRPs are finally gonna watch some anime. Also, Hey, Cassandra, is your new internet assistant. Listen to her in action! Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>278: Potato on a Desk</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/278-potato-on-a-desk</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After some debate, the MIRPs have a deep discussion on if this is this. Fill the sack. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After some debate, the MIRPs have a deep discussi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After some debate, the MIRPs have a deep discussion on if this is this. Fill the sack. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>277: Five Year Plan</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/277-five-year-plan</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On the verge of solving racial conflict across our vast country, the MIRPs instead opt for fart jokes and making fun of John...which has its own merits. No judgment! Sack needs letters: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the verge of solving racial conflict across ou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On the verge of solving racial conflict across our vast country, the MIRPs instead opt for fart jokes and making fun of John...which has its own merits. No judgment! Sack needs letters: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="143349112" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1042111417-noonerdanmarty-277-five-year-plan.mp3"/>
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      <title>276: Pa Rainey’s White Bottom</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2021 04:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/276-pa-raineys-white-bottom</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On Cassandra’s amazing 4/20 show, the MIRPs manage to avoid talking about cannabis altogether. ‘Cause they’re so fucking high! Actual discussions form around stalking exes, Marvel movies, Oscar picks, and more. We just won the pool for you. You're welcome!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On Cassandra’s amazing 4/20 show, the MIRPs manag…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On Cassandra’s amazing 4/20 show, the MIRPs manage to avoid talking about cannabis altogether. ‘Cause they’re so fucking high! Actual discussions form around stalking exes, Marvel movies, Oscar picks, and more. We just won the pool for you. You're welcome!</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>275: New Hampshire Sounds Fu@king Annoying</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/275-new-hampshire-sounds-fuking-annoying</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger explores Hitler's Insta, Marty and Krueger explore odd hair growths, while Cassandra and John break down Arkansan soap operas (Grass Do Blow). Plus enjoy a deep exploration of dead air. Fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger explores Hitler's Insta, Marty and Kruege…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger explores Hitler's Insta, Marty and Krueger explore odd hair growths, while Cassandra and John break down Arkansan soap operas (Grass Do Blow). Plus enjoy a deep exploration of dead air. Fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="146724238" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1032510622-noonerdanmarty-275-new-hampshire-sounds-fuking-annoying.mp3"/>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>274: I Wasn't Bringing My A-Game</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2021 21:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/274-i-wasnt-bringing-my-a-game</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Now that we've set your expectations, enjoy John's podcast where he gets us to be nice and talk shit about each other all in the same breath. Everybody has a superpower, right? Email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Now that we've set your expectations, enjoy John'…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Now that we've set your expectations, enjoy John's podcast where he gets us to be nice and talk shit about each other all in the same breath. Everybody has a superpower, right? Email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="152468198" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1024683382-noonerdanmarty-274-i-wasnt-bringing-my-a-game.mp3"/>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>273: Once You Talk About Chicken, I Tune Out</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/273-once-you-talk-about-chicken-i-tune-out</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this chicken-free episode, the MIRPs solve racism, fix unwoke tweets, but fail to stop climate change. Two out of three? We face our hypocrisies and dare to challenge the Marvel monolith! Really fun stuff. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this chicken-free episode, the MIRPs solve rac…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this chicken-free episode, the MIRPs solve racism, fix unwoke tweets, but fail to stop climate change. Two out of three? We face our hypocrisies and dare to challenge the Marvel monolith! Really fun stuff. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="135486622" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1022490553-noonerdanmarty-273-once-you-talk-about-chicken-i-tune-out.mp3"/>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>272: Cassandra Is Not a Dildo</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/272-cassandra-is-not-a-dildo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We got the band back together! Cassandra, John, Krueger, and Marty are back discussing how to get rich from NFTs, Asian hate, and vaccinations. Marty pierces himself live on air while the others discuss how pleasant the podcast is when he isn't on. Sack up: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We got the band back together! Cassandra, John, K…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We got the band back together! Cassandra, John, Krueger, and Marty are back discussing how to get rich from NFTs, Asian hate, and vaccinations. Marty pierces himself live on air while the others discuss how pleasant the podcast is when he isn't on. Sack up: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>271: John Has a Film Fetish</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2021 01:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/271-john-has-a-film-fetish</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:39:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty is away but the MiRP's still play!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty is away but the MiRP's still play!</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty is away but the MiRP's still play!</description>
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      <title>270: Cassandra Seems Like a Real Dildo</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2021 17:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/270-cassandra-seems-like-a-real-dildo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's like Thanksgiving at your weird in-laws' house as the MIRPs bicker about wealth inequality (what's controversial?), Wandavision (what's not to love?), and bagels (who the fuck in their right mind would pick English muffins over bagels?). P.S. Marty kinda loses his shit, but not in a fun, click bait-y way. P.P.S. Is calling that out click bait? P.P.P.S.Yawn. Don't waste your time. 

Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's like Thanksgiving at your weird in-laws' hou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's like Thanksgiving at your weird in-laws' house as the MIRPs bicker about wealth inequality (what's controversial?), Wandavision (what's not to love?), and bagels (who the fuck in their right mind would pick English muffins over bagels?). P.S. Marty kinda loses his shit, but not in a fun, click bait-y way. P.P.S. Is calling that out click bait? P.P.P.S.Yawn. Don't waste your time. 

Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>269: Ooh, empathy! And...it's gone.</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/269-ooh-empathy-andits-gone</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs gather to reflect on a year of COVID: How are we doing? What have we learned? There's some pigpiling on Marty while we discuss Cassandra's blossoming acting career. We talk about Golden Globes, independent filmmaking, and more! Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs gather to reflect on a year of COVID: H…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs gather to reflect on a year of COVID: How are we doing? What have we learned? There's some pigpiling on Marty while we discuss Cassandra's blossoming acting career. We talk about Golden Globes, independent filmmaking, and more! Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>268: Krueger the Creep</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/268-krueger-the-creep</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When Cassandra isn't around, Krueger takes the opportunity to creep on Dame Helen Mirren. The Male MIRPs explore Martian orgasms, lament the loss of Daft Punk, and other nonsense. But stay tuned for Krueger's pitchin' tips! Send in your questions: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When Cassandra isn't around, Krueger takes the op…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When Cassandra isn't around, Krueger takes the opportunity to creep on Dame Helen Mirren. The Male MIRPs explore Martian orgasms, lament the loss of Daft Punk, and other nonsense. But stay tuned for Krueger's pitchin' tips! Send in your questions: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>267: Sweet Knucklin'</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2021 06:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/267-sweet-knucklin</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>onight the MIRPs are in full effect. Marty foolishly looks to his podcast pals for the meaning of life, Krueger almost steals John's life force, and Cassandra wins at life. Some deep thoughts about Britney and a deep dive into A Promising Young Woman. Plus, some nice sack action. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>onight the MIRPs are in full effect. Marty foolis…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>onight the MIRPs are in full effect. Marty foolishly looks to his podcast pals for the meaning of life, Krueger almost steals John's life force, and Cassandra wins at life. Some deep thoughts about Britney and a deep dive into A Promising Young Woman. Plus, some nice sack action. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>266: Wait, what...?! Surprise!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/266-wait-what-surprise</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:31:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs have a podcast without Marty hogging the mic. Enjoy the refreshing sounds of happy, unannoyed friends, chatting about non-political stuff. Fear not: the usual nonsense will be back next week! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs have a podcast without Marty hogging th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs have a podcast without Marty hogging the mic. Enjoy the refreshing sounds of happy, unannoyed friends, chatting about non-political stuff. Fear not: the usual nonsense will be back next week! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>265: Random Stonkbro</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2021 22:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/265-random-stonkbro</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:35:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs miraculously go through a pod without talking politics. They do talk about tendies and GME, talk about John Sylvain behind his back, and then Marty tells off Krueger and storms off the (virtual) set! Clickbait much? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs miraculously go through a pod without t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs miraculously go through a pod without talking politics. They do talk about tendies and GME, talk about John Sylvain behind his back, and then Marty tells off Krueger and storms off the (virtual) set! Clickbait much? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>264: Man...Stevie Nicks' Asshole!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 00:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/264-manstevie-nicks-asshole</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a sausage hang with John, Steve, and Marty! We create a safe zone for us to talk smack to one another. We look at cult films, real cults, and John's cult of personality. Some mail sack and debates, too! Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a sausage hang with John, Steve, and Marty! …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a sausage hang with John, Steve, and Marty! We create a safe zone for us to talk smack to one another. We look at cult films, real cults, and John's cult of personality. Some mail sack and debates, too! Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>263: No Such Thing As an Oatmeal Pussy</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 18:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/263-no-such-thing-as-an-oatmeal-pussy</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs gather to talk about the end of the country as we know it. We laugh inappropriately and others' misfortunes, Krueger kills another celebrity, and we engage in some very lively—and structured!—debate. Plus some lovely mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs gather to talk about the end of the cou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs gather to talk about the end of the country as we know it. We laugh inappropriately and others' misfortunes, Krueger kills another celebrity, and we engage in some very lively—and structured!—debate. Plus some lovely mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>262: John's Keyventure</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2021 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/262-johns-keyventure</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang is back with some thoughts about the recent goings on at the Capitol, Armie Hammer's DMs, and movies that merit multiple viewings. Also, John regales us with a 32 second saga about his keys and we get the latest episode of Buzzsaw 3: [insert second title here]! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang is back with some thoughts about the rec…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang is back with some thoughts about the recent goings on at the Capitol, Armie Hammer's DMs, and movies that merit multiple viewings. Also, John regales us with a 32 second saga about his keys and we get the latest episode of Buzzsaw 3: [insert second title here]! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>261: FMK with Bill!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 19:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/261-fmk-with-bill</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Legendary MIRP, @BillTweeterson returns to the podcast for a special visit! Check out what's going on in his world, everyone's favorite movies and TV for 2020, a pretty full mail sack, and some tender, juicy softballs! NoonerPodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Legendary MIRP, @BillTweeterson returns to the po…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Legendary MIRP, @BillTweeterson returns to the podcast for a special visit! Check out what's going on in his world, everyone's favorite movies and TV for 2020, a pretty full mail sack, and some tender, juicy softballs! NoonerPodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>260: Fuck Off 2020</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/260-fuck-off-2020</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:10:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs gather for the final podcast of 2020. When Marty tries to drag the show down into the muck, the other MIRPs try to take a positive spin on the shittiest year in memory. Plus, Buzzsaw 3, Episode 2 - Hollywood something-or-other! Premium content for free!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs gather for the final podcast of 2020. W…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs gather for the final podcast of 2020. When Marty tries to drag the show down into the muck, the other MIRPs try to take a positive spin on the shittiest year in memory. Plus, Buzzsaw 3, Episode 2 - Hollywood something-or-other! Premium content for free!</description>
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      <title>259: What Else Is Gonna People Do?</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2020 06:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/259-what-else-is-gonna-people-do</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today marks the triumphant return of the original MIRP, Dan Etheridge! Dan delivers some actual, thoughtful, measured political rhetoric while weighing in on Butt Boy. Lots of catching up and origin stories. Plus, the debut episode of Buzzsaw 3: What Now? (Hollywood Sunrise)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today marks the triumphant return of the original…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today marks the triumphant return of the original MIRP, Dan Etheridge! Dan delivers some actual, thoughtful, measured political rhetoric while weighing in on Butt Boy. Lots of catching up and origin stories. Plus, the debut episode of Buzzsaw 3: What Now? (Hollywood Sunrise)</description>
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      <title>258: Buckle your seatbelt, baybeeee!!!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/258-buckle-your-seatbelt-baybeeee</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Cassandra-driven podcast, the MIRPs go off the deep end. COVID moviemaking, vintage comic book ads, weird connections of Zendaya, the life of background actors, and a bunch of cranky old men! Help! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Cassandra-driven podcast, the MIRPs go…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Cassandra-driven podcast, the MIRPs go off the deep end. COVID moviemaking, vintage comic book ads, weird connections of Zendaya, the life of background actors, and a bunch of cranky old men! Help! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>257: Deus Ex Blackima</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/257-deus-ex-blackima</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Now that Trump is on his way out, the MIRPs barely talk about the news and instead talk about fun pop culture shit! We pit The Queen's Gambit vs. Hillbilly Elegy, we talk about disability casting, we delve into Ready Player Two, and we ponder self-deception. Super fun show, except where were your emails? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Now that Trump is on his way out, the MIRPs barel…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Now that Trump is on his way out, the MIRPs barely talk about the news and instead talk about fun pop culture shit! We pit The Queen's Gambit vs. Hillbilly Elegy, we talk about disability casting, we delve into Ready Player Two, and we ponder self-deception. Super fun show, except where were your emails? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>256: Kvetch-Giving</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/256-kvetch-giving</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Without Cassandra, the three old dudes talk about their experiences creating shit. They talk of the glory days, lament the state of things, and opine about an uncertain future. It's a rare bit of thoughtful podcasting from these cranky MIRPs. Let us know what you think! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Without Cassandra, the three old dudes talk about…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Without Cassandra, the three old dudes talk about their experiences creating shit. They talk of the glory days, lament the state of things, and opine about an uncertain future. It's a rare bit of thoughtful podcasting from these cranky MIRPs. Let us know what you think! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>255: Korean Grocery Throat Punch</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/255-korean-grocery-throat-punch</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs endure Marty's tale of daring do when he actually meets someone who happens to have a different worldview from him. Ooh! So bold and gritty! More importantly, we premiere the finale of Buzzsaw 2: This Again? Miami Nights. It's a bold and joyous celebration. Please join the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs endure Marty's tale of daring do when h…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs endure Marty's tale of daring do when he actually meets someone who happens to have a different worldview from him. Ooh! So bold and gritty! More importantly, we premiere the finale of Buzzsaw 2: This Again? Miami Nights. It's a bold and joyous celebration. Please join the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>254: We Love to See It</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/255-we-love-to-see-it</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs endure Marty's tale of daring do when he actually meets someone who happens to have a different worldview from him. Ooh! So bold and gritty! More importantly, we premiere the finale of Buzzsaw 2: This Again? Miami Nights. It's a bold and joyous celebration. Please join the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs endure Marty's tale of daring do when h…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs endure Marty's tale of daring do when he actually meets someone who happens to have a different worldview from him. Ooh! So bold and gritty! More importantly, we premiere the finale of Buzzsaw 2: This Again? Miami Nights. It's a bold and joyous celebration. Please join the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>253: The Buzzsaw 2 Collection</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2020 07:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/253-the-buzzsaw-2-collection</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:31:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Distract yourself from the election hubbub with a collection of all Buzzsaw 2 episodes. Make sure you're caught up so you're not lost for next week's conclusion!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Distract yourself from the election hubbub with a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Distract yourself from the election hubbub with a collection of all Buzzsaw 2 episodes. Make sure you're caught up so you're not lost for next week's conclusion!</description>
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      <title>252: So You Want to Start a Cult…</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/252-so-you-want-to-start-a-cult</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a sausage hang while Cassandra is out, Krueger and John come up with a cult startup. Then there's some other stuff about stuff. And mail. And a teaser for a Buzzsaw 2 extravaganza!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a sausage hang while Cassandra is out, Krueger…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a sausage hang while Cassandra is out, Krueger and John come up with a cult startup. Then there's some other stuff about stuff. And mail. And a teaser for a Buzzsaw 2 extravaganza!</description>
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      <title>251:Toxic Meet Masculinity - Thy name is Steve</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/251toxic-meet-masculinity-thy-name-is-steve</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Come for the MIRPs, stay for the interruptions. Lots of that, some wishful thinking about a post-Trump USA, and some awesome mail sack. What's that, you say? A tenth chapter of Buzzsaw 2: This Again - Miami Nights, you say? Prepare your ear holes for some of the buzzsawiest Buzzsaw....2. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Come for the MIRPs, stay for the interruptions. L…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Come for the MIRPs, stay for the interruptions. Lots of that, some wishful thinking about a post-Trump USA, and some awesome mail sack. What's that, you say? A tenth chapter of Buzzsaw 2: This Again - Miami Nights, you say? Prepare your ear holes for some of the buzzsawiest Buzzsaw....2. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>250: Subpar Art</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/250-subpar-art</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>For better or worse, Marty remembers to record episode #250 of the Nooner Podcast. Things get sad as Marty laments the state of the world and John becomes an empty nester. Krueger helps Cassandra with her podcast and Cassandra almost goes viral. Some sweet Sack from Steve Owens followed by the latest episode of Buzzsaw 2: This again? —Miami Nights. Then, the saddest game ever...Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>For better or worse, Marty remembers to record ep…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>For better or worse, Marty remembers to record episode #250 of the Nooner Podcast. Things get sad as Marty laments the state of the world and John becomes an empty nester. Krueger helps Cassandra with her podcast and Cassandra almost goes viral. Some sweet Sack from Steve Owens followed by the latest episode of Buzzsaw 2: This again? —Miami Nights. Then, the saddest game ever...Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>249: When is a podcast too short?</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2020 23:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/249-when-is-a-podcast-too-short</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:32:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dickhead moron, Marty, forgot to press record. He tries to piece together 2 hours of genius into 30 minutes of...meh. But there is a new episode of Buzzsaw 2: This Again? Miami Nights. Give us your feedback and more: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dickhead moron, Marty, forgot to press record. He…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dickhead moron, Marty, forgot to press record. He tries to piece together 2 hours of genius into 30 minutes of...meh. But there is a new episode of Buzzsaw 2: This Again? Miami Nights. Give us your feedback and more: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>248: A Monster Nonetheless</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2020 14:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/248-a-monster-nonetheless</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs try to make the best of these dark times of social unrest and political insecurity with some sunshine-filled TV recommendations, fun games, and the usual trading of insults. Plus, episode 7 of Buzzsaw II: Miami Nights - This Again? Join in the fun at: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs try to make the best of these dark time…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs try to make the best of these dark times of social unrest and political insecurity with some sunshine-filled TV recommendations, fun games, and the usual trading of insults. Plus, episode 7 of Buzzsaw II: Miami Nights - This Again? Join in the fun at: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>247: Senator McConnell: Just the Tip, Please</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/247-senator-mcconnell-just-the-tip-please</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:09:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this time of crisis, the MIRPs, led by Cassandra and joined by Erika Curry, the trashy half of the Trashy Trashy podcast, eschew dwelling on the pain of the collapse of democracy in favor of: extended "Would You Rather," scraping the bottom of streaming services, and some sweet-ass softballs. Plus another episode of Buzzsaw 2! You're welcome for your peak life! Thank us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this time of crisis, the MIRPs, led by Cassand…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this time of crisis, the MIRPs, led by Cassandra and joined by Erika Curry, the trashy half of the Trashy Trashy podcast, eschew dwelling on the pain of the collapse of democracy in favor of: extended "Would You Rather," scraping the bottom of streaming services, and some sweet-ass softballs. Plus another episode of Buzzsaw 2! You're welcome for your peak life! Thank us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>246: A Buzzkill Twofer</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/246-a-buzzkill-twofer</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:07:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Making up for Marty's late entry into the Buzzsaw 2 canon, you get two episodes of Buzzsaw 2! Plus the usual nonsense about  stuff on TV the MIRPs haven't watched and books they haven't read. But two eps! Let us know what you think and how you are: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Making up for Marty's late entry into the Buzzsaw…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Making up for Marty's late entry into the Buzzsaw 2 canon, you get two episodes of Buzzsaw 2! Plus the usual nonsense about  stuff on TV the MIRPs haven't watched and books they haven't read. But two eps! Let us know what you think and how you are: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>245: Hot Period (not temperature related)</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2020 01:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/245-hot-period-not-temperature-related</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:47:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs spend 102 minutes shitting on each other and 12 minutes talking about movies they watched over the weekend. Yay? This ep's saving grace is Diaper Taffy? Save us! Hear ad nauseum about Buzzsaw 2 updates and a brief update from Gisele. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs spend 102 minutes shitting on each othe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs spend 102 minutes shitting on each other and 12 minutes talking about movies they watched over the weekend. Yay? This ep's saving grace is Diaper Taffy? Save us! Hear ad nauseum about Buzzsaw 2 updates and a brief update from Gisele. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>244:  A Good News Podcast...?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/244-a-good-news-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The dark souls who are MIRPs do their best to bring good news to the Nooner Podcast. In spite of some stumbles, they give in their all. Share your stories @noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The dark souls who are MIRPs do their best to bri…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The dark souls who are MIRPs do their best to bring good news to the Nooner Podcast. In spite of some stumbles, they give in their all. Share your stories @noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>243: You've Been Jeremy Ironed</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/243-youve-been-jeremy-ironed</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When Marty tries to bring the podcast down with environmental news, the other MIRPs strike back to talk about movies that changed their lives. Then there's the thrilling next chapter in Buzzsaw 2: This Again? (Miami Nights). You get what you pay for.. Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When Marty tries to bring the podcast down with e…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When Marty tries to bring the podcast down with environmental news, the other MIRPs strike back to talk about movies that changed their lives. Then there's the thrilling next chapter in Buzzsaw 2: This Again? (Miami Nights). You get what you pay for.. Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="115412199" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/885465571-noonerdanmarty-243-youve-been-jeremy-ironed.mp3"/>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>242: Marty Is Garbage People</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2020 05:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/242-marty-is-garbage-people</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs take great delight in talking about shows they haven't seen, but then get into good media recommendations, a poetry-filled mail sack, and how little they care about the Democratic National Convention. It all comes to a head with the premiere episode of Buzzsaw 2: This Again? (Miami Nights). Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs take great delight in talking about sho…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs take great delight in talking about shows they haven't seen, but then get into good media recommendations, a poetry-filled mail sack, and how little they care about the Democratic National Convention. It all comes to a head with the premiere episode of Buzzsaw 2: This Again? (Miami Nights). Join in the fun: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>241: John and Cass Have a Conversation...</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/241-john-and-cass-have-a-conversation</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>...that lasts 3 minutes. Then the podcast happens and the MIRPs talk about the death of movie theaters, WAP, Buzzsaw 2, meditation, and loads more. Plus, listen to @casscardenes' other podcast Trashy Trashy as homework for next week! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>...that lasts 3 minutes. Then the podcast happens…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>...that lasts 3 minutes. Then the podcast happens and the MIRPs talk about the death of movie theaters, WAP, Buzzsaw 2, meditation, and loads more. Plus, listen to @casscardenes' other podcast Trashy Trashy as homework for next week! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>240: Buzzsaw 2: This Again (Miami Nights)</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2020 04:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/240-buzzsaw-2-this-again-miami-nights</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs try so hard to be nice to each other but it all falls apart. They share lockdown stresses, the whiny elite, and dive into a deep sack of mail. It's quite a journey. And Stephen King!

Fill the sack, please! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs try so hard to be nice to each other bu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs try so hard to be nice to each other but it all falls apart. They share lockdown stresses, the whiny elite, and dive into a deep sack of mail. It's quite a journey. And Stephen King!

Fill the sack, please! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>239: Where's the GD Millennial?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/239-wheres-the-gd-millennial</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Three middle-aged MIRPs talk without being checked by the youthful wisdom @CassCardenes. Meta-bickering, dumb lists rejected by High Fidelity, and general nonsense. Fill the sack, please! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Three middle-aged MIRPs talk without being checke…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Three middle-aged MIRPs talk without being checked by the youthful wisdom @CassCardenes. Meta-bickering, dumb lists rejected by High Fidelity, and general nonsense. Fill the sack, please! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>238: I'm Getting Fucking Real</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/238-im-getting-fucking-real</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Shit goes down when Cassandra takes the helm. After some conspiracy nonsense, she breaks down why the MIRPs are MIRPs. And some sweet Goya and Schmaltz pitches. Pitch our nonsense: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Shit goes down when Cassandra takes the helm. Aft…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Shit goes down when Cassandra takes the helm. After some conspiracy nonsense, she breaks down why the MIRPs are MIRPs. And some sweet Goya and Schmaltz pitches. Pitch our nonsense: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="121209494" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/865553731-noonerdanmarty-238-im-getting-fucking-real.mp3"/>
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      <title>237: I'm a Western? No, you're a Western!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/237-im-a-western-no-youre-a-western</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John Sylvain takes the helm as he leads the MIRPs on a journey through recent American history, time travel, Palm Springs, and funny movies. We play a round of You Know It and start to break the next TBS buddy cop show, Goya and Schmaltz! Fan fic and mail sack, too! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John Sylvain takes the helm as he leads the MIRPs…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John Sylvain takes the helm as he leads the MIRPs on a journey through recent American history, time travel, Palm Springs, and funny movies. We play a round of You Know It and start to break the next TBS buddy cop show, Goya and Schmaltz! Fan fic and mail sack, too! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>236: Tri-Coastal Thanksgiving</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/236-tri-coastal-thanksgiving</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The bickering MIRPs lovingly navigate through the COVID debacle, cancelling JK Rowling, and Marty being a trash person. Marty also fails to spark conversation about Star Wars (thanks, suicide!). Steve has an epic rant about...something? It's two hours of your worst family gathering without the overcooked turkey! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The bickering MIRPs lovingly navigate through the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The bickering MIRPs lovingly navigate through the COVID debacle, cancelling JK Rowling, and Marty being a trash person. Marty also fails to spark conversation about Star Wars (thanks, suicide!). Steve has an epic rant about...something? It's two hours of your worst family gathering without the overcooked turkey! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>235: You’re Going to Have an Eye Baby</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/235-youre-going-to-have-an-eye-baby</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight the MIRPs talk to actor, Bill Salyers about his roles, both real and virtual. We talk about being a woke and culturally sensitive voice actor and Carl Reiner and softballs and other nonsense. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight the MIRPs talk to actor, Bill Salyers abo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tonight the MIRPs talk to actor, Bill Salyers about his roles, both real and virtual. We talk about being a woke and culturally sensitive voice actor and Carl Reiner and softballs and other nonsense. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>234: The C-word Has Been Canceled!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/234-the-c-word-has-been-canceled</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@casscardenes leads tonight's pod. The MIRPs talk about how to insult one another respectfully, pelvic floor devices, steamy fan fic, and more. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. Check out John's game show, You Know It! on YouTube and Krueger's sci fi serial, Subterra, wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, and Marty and Cassandra.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@casscardenes leads tonight's pod. The MIRPs talk…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@casscardenes leads tonight's pod. The MIRPs talk about how to insult one another respectfully, pelvic floor devices, steamy fan fic, and more. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. Check out John's game show, You Know It! on YouTube and Krueger's sci fi serial, Subterra, wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, and Marty and Cassandra.</description>
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      <title>233: Filmmaking Is a Lot Like Pubes</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2020 17:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/233-filmmaking-is-a-lot-like-pubes</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:11:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight @StephenKrueger hosts with special guest, @KyleBornheimer, of The Lovebirds and Avenue 5. We talk representation, filmmaking vs. videomaking, Gandolfini breathing vs. De Niro breathing, and how to become friends with Krueger. Good times, good times. Send in email: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight @StephenKrueger hosts with special guest,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tonight @StephenKrueger hosts with special guest, @KyleBornheimer, of The Lovebirds and Avenue 5. We talk representation, filmmaking vs. videomaking, Gandolfini breathing vs. De Niro breathing, and how to become friends with Krueger. Good times, good times. Send in email: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>232: Bringo!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2020 19:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/232-bringo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@SylvainBBB takes the reins in tonight's Nooner Podcast! The MIRPs talk graduation, movies, super sexy geography. John takes us to the sack. @casscardenes provides some scintillating fanfic. @stephenkrueger takes us to a neighborhood of porntown that no one wants to go to. Fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@SylvainBBB takes the reins in tonight's Nooner P…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@SylvainBBB takes the reins in tonight's Nooner Podcast! The MIRPs talk graduation, movies, super sexy geography. John takes us to the sack. @casscardenes provides some scintillating fanfic. @stephenkrueger takes us to a neighborhood of porntown that no one wants to go to. Fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>231: Healthy Unproductivity</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2020 23:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/231-healthy-unproductivity</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs futilely try to find sense in a chaotic, racist world and do our best to transition to pop culture nonsense. In these heartbreaking times, while trying to bring the funny, we actually have a lovely, necessary discussion. We didn't stream this one, but we'd love your post-pod feedback: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs futilely try to find sense in a chaotic…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs futilely try to find sense in a chaotic, racist world and do our best to transition to pop culture nonsense. In these heartbreaking times, while trying to bring the funny, we actually have a lovely, necessary discussion. We didn't stream this one, but we'd love your post-pod feedback: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="121774079" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/833655979-noonerdanmarty-231-healthy-unproductivity.mp3"/>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>230: MARTY: Revolution! MIRPs: Meh.</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2020 17:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/230-marty-revolution-mirps-meh</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Despite John's solution to society's ills and Marty's call for revolution, the MIRPs don't take the bait. Instead, they'd rather talk about 35-year-old movies and fuckall. We deserve everything that's coming to us. Plus they talk about creativity, movies, and make sure to watch a 1970s movie for next week and let us know what you thought: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Despite John's solution to society's ills and Mar…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Despite John's solution to society's ills and Marty's call for revolution, the MIRPs don't take the bait. Instead, they'd rather talk about 35-year-old movies and fuckall. We deserve everything that's coming to us. Plus they talk about creativity, movies, and make sure to watch a 1970s movie for next week and let us know what you thought: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>229: So Krueger Is a Thing?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2020 16:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/229-so-krueger-is-a-thing</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger takes control of the show this week as he leads the MIRPs along a tour of porn theaters, the recently passed, and other unpleasantries. Cassandra writes some fanfic, a great new theme song overexplained, and John and Marty are there, too. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger takes control of the show this week as he…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger takes control of the show this week as he leads the MIRPs along a tour of porn theaters, the recently passed, and other unpleasantries. Cassandra writes some fanfic, a great new theme song overexplained, and John and Marty are there, too. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>228: Dungeon and Dungeoner</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2020 20:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/228-dungeon-and-dungeoner</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>3 MIRPs do their best to fuck with decades of TSR lore building only to get caught up in the melee. Thank John Sylvain for his patience. Let us know the measure of our failure: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. There's some mail sack at the end, so stay tuned!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>3 MIRPs do their best to fuck with decades of TSR…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>3 MIRPs do their best to fuck with decades of TSR lore building only to get caught up in the melee. Thank John Sylvain for his patience. Let us know the measure of our failure: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. There's some mail sack at the end, so stay tuned!</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>227: John Sylvain Deconstructed</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/227-john-sylvain-deconstructed</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:09:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra helms the mics tonight as the MIRPs try to lavish praise on John Sylvain, discuss Tombstone, and play games with superfan, Peter WG! Super fun, plump mail sack, D&amp;D on the way next week!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra helms the mics tonight as the MIRPs try…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra helms the mics tonight as the MIRPs try to lavish praise on John Sylvain, discuss Tombstone, and play games with superfan, Peter WG! Super fun, plump mail sack, D&amp;D on the way next week!</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>226: A Year in Quarantine = Gravity Balls</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/226-a-year-in-quarantine-gravity-balls</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:41:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A bedraggled gang of MIRPs gather, weary of isolation, grateful for health, sick of each other within 15 minutes, yet stuck on a 2 hour...er, 1:40 hour podcast. Saved by some awesome sack content. Stay tuned for Hollywood stories and D&amp;D!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A bedraggled gang of MIRPs gather, weary of isola…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A bedraggled gang of MIRPs gather, weary of isolation, grateful for health, sick of each other within 15 minutes, yet stuck on a 2 hour...er, 1:40 hour podcast. Saved by some awesome sack content. Stay tuned for Hollywood stories and D&amp;D!</description>
      <enclosure length="122851090" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/814177435-noonerdanmarty-226-a-year-in-quarantine-gravity-balls.mp3"/>
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      <title>225: Hairy Peninsula</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2020 23:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/225-hairy-peninsula</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:08:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The other MIRPs slowly congregate digitally after Marty bores Krueger into a light sleep-state. Some lovely mail sack content, shared quarantine stories, and a threat of more D&amp;D. Will they or won't they? Weigh in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The other MIRPs slowly congregate digitally after…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The other MIRPs slowly congregate digitally after Marty bores Krueger into a light sleep-state. Some lovely mail sack content, shared quarantine stories, and a threat of more D&amp;D. Will they or won't they? Weigh in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="123729970" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/806500951-noonerdanmarty-225-hairy-peninsula.mp3"/>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>224: This Is Not Comedy</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 06:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/224-this-is-not-comedy</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs get as close to a hug as podcasters can get while sheltering in place. Chaos ensues: Quibi reviews, music picks, bad improv games, and more! Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs get as close to a hug as podcasters can…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs get as close to a hug as podcasters can get while sheltering in place. Chaos ensues: Quibi reviews, music picks, bad improv games, and more! Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
      <enclosure length="146010467" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/802804618-noonerdanmarty-224-this-is-not-comedy.mp3"/>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>223: When the Cooz Says Too Much</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2020 17:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/223-when-the-cooz-says-too-much</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Even sheltered in place, the MIRPs manage to give each other shit. After fixing the levels, Marty continues to talk nonsense, Cassandra says something about something and then some. Krueger and John shit on Marty's nonsense. Horror movies. Comfort food and media. And an epic international mail sack. Stay the fuck home! 

Email us with ideas on how to stay sane: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Even sheltered in place, the MIRPs manage to give…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Even sheltered in place, the MIRPs manage to give each other shit. After fixing the levels, Marty continues to talk nonsense, Cassandra says something about something and then some. Krueger and John shit on Marty's nonsense. Horror movies. Comfort food and media. And an epic international mail sack. Stay the fuck home! 

Email us with ideas on how to stay sane: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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    <author>will@smodcast.com (SModcast Network)</author></item><item>
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      <title>222: We're All Total Shut Ins</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/222-were-all-total-shut-ins</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After failing miserably to stream online (because we can't have nice things), the podcast gets grim and disgusting—I mean, really disgusting. But we get back on track with some good talks about staying sane, some awesome mail sack, watching shit online, and some virtual hugging. Stay safe and fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After failing miserably to stream online (because…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After failing miserably to stream online (because we can't have nice things), the podcast gets grim and disgusting—I mean, really disgusting. But we get back on track with some good talks about staying sane, some awesome mail sack, watching shit online, and some virtual hugging. Stay safe and fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="121083300" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/790944118-noonerdanmarty-222-were-all-total-shut-ins.mp3"/>
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      <title>221: Um Um Um Um Um</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2020 01:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/221-um-um-um-um-um</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs share stories of hunkering down and eating, drinking, and playing games. The horror. The horror. But to be clear, we're all in a viral shit show and we want to make this as infection free and entertaining as possible. 

So take a listen and share your story: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs share stories of hunkering down and eat…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs share stories of hunkering down and eating, drinking, and playing games. The horror. The horror. But to be clear, we're all in a viral shit show and we want to make this as infection free and entertaining as possible. 

So take a listen and share your story: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
      <enclosure length="113163318" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783419245-noonerdanmarty-221-um-um-um-um-um.mp3"/>
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      <title>220: Sequestration Frustration</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2020 23:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/220-sequestration-frustration</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs gather in cyberspace to share Covid-19 stories, compare notes, and bitch &amp; moan. Which is to say, you're not alone! When life gives the world disease-ridden lemons, #NoonerPodcast is here to offer a tiny squirt of room temperature watered-down lemonade (and the return of John Sylvain). You're welcome!

 Fill the sack and tell us where you are: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs gather in cyberspace to share Covid-19 …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs gather in cyberspace to share Covid-19 stories, compare notes, and bitch &amp; moan. Which is to say, you're not alone! When life gives the world disease-ridden lemons, #NoonerPodcast is here to offer a tiny squirt of room temperature watered-down lemonade (and the return of John Sylvain). You're welcome!

 Fill the sack and tell us where you are: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>219: No More Elbow Licking for Marty</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/219-no-more-elbow-licking-for-marty</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs yammer on about the state of the world, Spenser for Confidential, saving for a bleak future, bad pedestrian science, and flat earth rocketry. Fill the sack and tell us where you are: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs yammer on about the state of the world,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs yammer on about the state of the world, Spenser for Confidential, saving for a bleak future, bad pedestrian science, and flat earth rocketry. Fill the sack and tell us where you are: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>218: Egg Flu Young</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/218-egg-flu-young</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:04:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>onight the MIRPs are joined by listeners, @peterwgacek and @ThatCLMiller. They discuss the appropriate level of coronavirus to take on, how insecure you have to be to be creative, Love Is Blind, and lots of mail sack (noonerpodcast@gmail.com). Excelsior!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>onight the MIRPs are joined by listeners, @peterw…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>onight the MIRPs are joined by listeners, @peterwgacek and @ThatCLMiller. They discuss the appropriate level of coronavirus to take on, how insecure you have to be to be creative, Love Is Blind, and lots of mail sack (noonerpodcast@gmail.com). Excelsior!</description>
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      <title>217: Yokweem Penis</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/217-yokweem-penis</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty blathers about the deficit *YAWN* and the MIRPs chat about how not to be a dick on airplanes. We get some awesome mail sack content (noonerpodcast@gmail.com) and Krueger and Marty give tips on how to pitch TV shows in that they read tips from the internet. Ta-dah!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty blathers about the deficit *YAWN* and the M…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty blathers about the deficit *YAWN* and the MIRPs chat about how not to be a dick on airplanes. We get some awesome mail sack content (noonerpodcast@gmail.com) and Krueger and Marty give tips on how to pitch TV shows in that they read tips from the internet. Ta-dah!</description>
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      <title>216: Is That How You Think I Sound?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/216-is-that-how-you-think-i-sound</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On tonight's episode, Krueger is Marty's worst life coach, there's some Oscar talk, mail sack, a dive into bar culture, and some other nonsense. Oh, and Cassandra's there, too. NOONERPODCAST@GMAIL.COM!!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's episode, Krueger is Marty's worst li…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On tonight's episode, Krueger is Marty's worst life coach, there's some Oscar talk, mail sack, a dive into bar culture, and some other nonsense. Oh, and Cassandra's there, too. NOONERPODCAST@GMAIL.COM!!!</description>
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      <title>215: Vaginal Perfumiers</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2020 06:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/215-vaginal-perfumiers</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs ignore the State of the Union in favor of the state of Gwyneth Paltrow's hoo-ha. There's some talk about Vegas, forgiveness culture, and the dumbness of the Super Bowl. Why haven't you filled our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs ignore the State of the Union in favor …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs ignore the State of the Union in favor of the state of Gwyneth Paltrow's hoo-ha. There's some talk about Vegas, forgiveness culture, and the dumbness of the Super Bowl. Why haven't you filled our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>214: Chubby MIRP-keys</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2020 20:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/214-chubby-mirp-keys</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra returns for her first Nooner in 2020! Marty tries to bring the room down with some horrible news topics - coronavirus and Kobe - but the other MIRPs turn the show around with travel tales and marshmallow games. Sack it up! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra returns for her first Nooner in 2020! M…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra returns for her first Nooner in 2020! Marty tries to bring the room down with some horrible news topics - coronavirus and Kobe - but the other MIRPs turn the show around with travel tales and marshmallow games. Sack it up! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>213: That's This Week's Podcast Title!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2020 18:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/213-thats-this-weeks-podcast-title</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>That fussywag, Krueger, takes you behind the scenes as Marty talks about past MIRPs and why he gives a shit about the dumb news. Krueger plays some music he's been working on and reveals his to do list for 2020. They delve into the mail sack and talk video games, hobbies, and Dracula. Tune in and email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>That fussywag, Krueger, takes you behind the scen…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>That fussywag, Krueger, takes you behind the scenes as Marty talks about past MIRPs and why he gives a shit about the dumb news. Krueger plays some music he's been working on and reveals his to do list for 2020. They delve into the mail sack and talk video games, hobbies, and Dracula. Tune in and email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>212: This Is Not the Greatest Podcast in the World</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/212-this-is-not-the-greatest-podcast-in-the-world</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:04:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This is just a tribute...to the one from last week where Marty forgot to press record. Idiot. In addition to praising last week's pod, the MIRPs solve the wealth gap, fix the Oscars, and explain the social value of art. You're welcome. Plus, while John tries to make five very important points, Krueger enjoys and then spoils the Star Wars franchise from Episode 9 on down. Oh, and thank you @0ddb0d for posting most of last week's unrecorded show: https://anonfiles.com/h2V6O3M0nc/sir_stream-20200107_mp3</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is just a tribute...to the one from last wee…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This is just a tribute...to the one from last week where Marty forgot to press record. Idiot. In addition to praising last week's pod, the MIRPs solve the wealth gap, fix the Oscars, and explain the social value of art. You're welcome. Plus, while John tries to make five very important points, Krueger enjoys and then spoils the Star Wars franchise from Episode 9 on down. Oh, and thank you @0ddb0d for posting most of last week's unrecorded show: https://anonfiles.com/h2V6O3M0nc/sir_stream-20200107_mp3</description>
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      <title>208: Aquaman's Cum</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/208-aquamans-cum</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:10:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In our pre-Thanksgiving show, John spoils all movies and continues to fight for the Western's honor. The MIRPs try to fix the internet, shake their fists at China, get into the highway system, and talk about the decade's best movies...and fart jokes. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In our pre-Thanksgiving show, John spoils all mov…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In our pre-Thanksgiving show, John spoils all movies and continues to fight for the Western's honor. The MIRPs try to fix the internet, shake their fists at China, get into the highway system, and talk about the decade's best movies...and fart jokes. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>211: Definitely Something</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2019 05:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/211-definitely-something</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:09:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a decade-ending extravaganza, Krueger, the Millennial, Marty, and the Keymaster gather for some holiday cheer: booze, eggnog flavored cum jokes, ripping on Star Wars, and decoding the politics of comedy. Cheers to you all and fuck you 2010s! Don't forget to email us: noonpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a decade-ending extravaganza, Krueger, the Mil…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a decade-ending extravaganza, Krueger, the Millennial, Marty, and the Keymaster gather for some holiday cheer: booze, eggnog flavored cum jokes, ripping on Star Wars, and decoding the politics of comedy. Cheers to you all and fuck you 2010s! Don't forget to email us: noonpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>207: Fish Schtick - REUPLOADED</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/207-fish-schtick-reuploaded</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs start to worry about the state of the world only to be consoled by the fact that they aren't covered in hot diarrhea. There's some chicken sandwich talk, some four-day work week chit-chat, some Alan Moore business, and we play @sylvainbbb's new trivia game! A couple bits from the mail sack and we get to peak Nooner. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs start to worry about the state of the w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs start to worry about the state of the world only to be consoled by the fact that they aren't covered in hot diarrhea. There's some chicken sandwich talk, some four-day work week chit-chat, some Alan Moore business, and we play @sylvainbbb's new trivia game! A couple bits from the mail sack and we get to peak Nooner. Chime in! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>210: Doughy Slop</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/210-doughy-slop</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a rare two-hander, Fox News talking pointer, John Sylvain, comes to terms with Pinko Lefty, Marty Yu about the state of the world. Eventually, they talk about the latest trailers, talk modern art, and judge listeners' best of the decade lists. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a rare two-hander, Fox News talking pointer, J…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a rare two-hander, Fox News talking pointer, John Sylvain, comes to terms with Pinko Lefty, Marty Yu about the state of the world. Eventually, they talk about the latest trailers, talk modern art, and judge listeners' best of the decade lists. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>209: The Old Men and the Cooz</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2019 02:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/209-the-old-men-and-the-cooz</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The millennial defends modern technology while Marty and John miss when the family gathered around the Victrola to listen to Fibber McGee and Molly (look it up). Krueger crosses many lines, we reach a detente, and much Spanish lisping ensues. Plus, best TV of 2010s and mail sack!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The millennial defends modern technology while Ma…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The millennial defends modern technology while Marty and John miss when the family gathered around the Victrola to listen to Fibber McGee and Molly (look it up). Krueger crosses many lines, we reach a detente, and much Spanish lisping ensues. Plus, best TV of 2010s and mail sack!</description>
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      <title>206: Start F#@king Pulling!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2019 01:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/206-start-fking-pulling</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:19:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>he MIRPs are joined by Peter WG, who just happened to be in the neighborhood. They talk briefly about newsy deficity B.S., but then get into Disney+, Watchmen, and how Louis CK and Martin Scorsese are dicks. It's a badass show.

#noonerpodcast. 

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>he MIRPs are joined by Peter WG, who just happene…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>he MIRPs are joined by Peter WG, who just happened to be in the neighborhood. They talk briefly about newsy deficity B.S., but then get into Disney+, Watchmen, and how Louis CK and Martin Scorsese are dicks. It's a badass show.

#noonerpodcast. 

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>205: Stevie &amp; Yum Yum</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2019 16:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/205-stevie-yum-yum</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:07:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>All four MIRPs are back for another Nooner of revelry. After wasting time talking about impeachment nonsense, we talk about nicknames, movies to watch in theaters, local geography, which streaming service is most fuckable, and Krueger's casting story. Molto delicioso! 
#noonerpodcast. 

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>All four MIRPs are back for another Nooner of rev…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>All four MIRPs are back for another Nooner of revelry. After wasting time talking about impeachment nonsense, we talk about nicknames, movies to watch in theaters, local geography, which streaming service is most fuckable, and Krueger's casting story. Molto delicioso! 
#noonerpodcast. 

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>204: Double Dad Jokes (w/Cassandra!)</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/204-double-dad-jokes-wcassandra</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:13:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John and Cassandra try to out-dad each other as they talk about Halloween costumes, scary movies, creepy climate change, and various nonsense. And Cassandra picks up the dad joke mantle to make it a perfect #noonerpodcast. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John and Cassandra try to out-dad each other as t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John and Cassandra try to out-dad each other as they talk about Halloween costumes, scary movies, creepy climate change, and various nonsense. And Cassandra picks up the dad joke mantle to make it a perfect #noonerpodcast. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>203: You Got Swamp Dick</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Oct 2019 02:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/203-you-got-swamp-dick</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:43:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a sausage hang, John, Marty, and Krueger talk about NBA hypocrisy, haunted houses, costumes, and the musical version of Blade Runner. Good talks about nonsense. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a sausage hang, John, Marty, and Krueger talk …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a sausage hang, John, Marty, and Krueger talk about NBA hypocrisy, haunted houses, costumes, and the musical version of Blade Runner. Good talks about nonsense. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>202: Another Tuesday, More Nooner Nonsense</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2019 19:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/202-another-tuesday-more-nooner-nonsense</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The gang of MIRPs is back! Marty prepares the show, Krueger and Cassandra shit on him before he can finish a sentence. John has the appropriate dad jokes. Rinse. Repeat. Plus, some stuff about justice. Some stuff about Joker. And some tasty mail sack bidniss. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. And see Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - 10/15!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The gang of MIRPs is back! Marty prepares the sho…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The gang of MIRPs is back! Marty prepares the show, Krueger and Cassandra shit on him before he can finish a sentence. John has the appropriate dad jokes. Rinse. Repeat. Plus, some stuff about justice. Some stuff about Joker. And some tasty mail sack bidniss. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. And see Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - 10/15!</description>
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      <title>201: Shut Up Old Man!</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2019 02:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/201-shut-up-old-man</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty throws down with John Sylvain and they discuss dumb shit from the news but then get into real cool discussions about art and success and that creepy Joker movie. This is a fun one and you should join in the discussion: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty throws down with John Sylvain and they disc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty throws down with John Sylvain and they discuss dumb shit from the news but then get into real cool discussions about art and success and that creepy Joker movie. This is a fun one and you should join in the discussion: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="146225728" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/687423220-noonerdanmarty-201-shut-up-old-man.mp3"/>
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      <title>200: Piling on with Marty &amp; Friends</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2019 18:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/200-piling-on-with-marty-friends</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:14:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, JP Cutter, podcaster, tech wizard, and fellow nerd. There's the obligatory shit on Marty, John excludes himself from being on SNL, and Krueger and Cassandra find common ground. Some sweet, sweet softballs, too. If you're reading this, drop a line: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, JP Cutter, po…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, JP Cutter, podcaster, tech wizard, and fellow nerd. There's the obligatory shit on Marty, John excludes himself from being on SNL, and Krueger and Cassandra find common ground. Some sweet, sweet softballs, too. If you're reading this, drop a line: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="129526526" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/684161441-noonerdanmarty-200-piling-on-with-marty-friends.mp3"/>
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      <title>199: Ass Blasting</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 21:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/199-ass-blasting</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:10:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by comedians, Grayson Niles (instagram.com/graysonniles) and Mike Shea (michaeljshea.com). Cassandra shits on the news, John shits on Marty, and Marty shits - literally. We talk long takes, Todd Palin, and Droppin' Cash. If you're reading this, drop a line: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by comedians, Grayson Niles …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by comedians, Grayson Niles (instagram.com/graysonniles) and Mike Shea (michaeljshea.com). Cassandra shits on the news, John shits on Marty, and Marty shits - literally. We talk long takes, Todd Palin, and Droppin' Cash. If you're reading this, drop a line: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>198: Marty Has a Good Point</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2019 15:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/198-marty-has-a-good-point</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:08:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It doesn't last long, but Marty makes a kind-of-a point somewhere in the podcast. So listen close! Cassandra talks about her dating life, John explains trade stuff from the news, and Marty acts like an utter idiot. But at some moment in time, he has a good point.
 
noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It doesn't last long, but Marty makes a kind-of-a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It doesn't last long, but Marty makes a kind-of-a point somewhere in the podcast. So listen close! Cassandra talks about her dating life, John explains trade stuff from the news, and Marty acts like an utter idiot. But at some moment in time, he has a good point.
 
noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>197: Expositional Dump</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2019 20:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/197-expositional-dump</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger takes Marty to task for his "confirmation bias", aka being a dick, Cassandra returns during a brief hiatus from her Hollywood stardom, John shits on Shakespeare, and Marty never changes, aka still a dick. Tune in for Ham and Kale, pushing rope, connecting pubes, and other potential show titles! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger takes Marty to task for his "confirmation…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger takes Marty to task for his "confirmation bias", aka being a dick, Cassandra returns during a brief hiatus from her Hollywood stardom, John shits on Shakespeare, and Marty never changes, aka still a dick. Tune in for Ham and Kale, pushing rope, connecting pubes, and other potential show titles! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>196: B- Show</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/196-b-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's pod, John reveals his angry self, Krueger reveals his contrary self (again), and Marty reveals his drunk self (yawn). Lots of good talk about stuff in the news, and upcoming sci fi movies, and something that John brought? Plus, mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's pod, John reveals his angry self, Krue…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's pod, John reveals his angry self, Krueger reveals his contrary self (again), and Marty reveals his drunk self (yawn). Lots of good talk about stuff in the news, and upcoming sci fi movies, and something that John brought? Plus, mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
      <enclosure length="116565204" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/671757776-noonerdanmarty-196-b-show.mp3"/>
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      <title>195: Podcast Bingo</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/195-podcast-bingo</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Conspiracies and body hacking start of the sausage fest with John, Marty &amp; Steve. Krueger digs up notes from the past, Marty actually tries to steer the conversation away from politics, and John debuts a new game. But, like, a real game. Look for it on shelves soon! And fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Conspiracies and body hacking start of the sausag…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Conspiracies and body hacking start of the sausage fest with John, Marty &amp; Steve. Krueger digs up notes from the past, Marty actually tries to steer the conversation away from politics, and John debuts a new game. But, like, a real game. Look for it on shelves soon! And fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
      <enclosure length="148865088" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/668362259-noonerdanmarty-195-podcast-bingo.mp3"/>
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      <title>194: Idiotic Talking Points</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2019 14:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/194-idiotic-talking-points</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs reunite in another nighttime podcast and are joined by Half-Life voice actor, Mike Shapiro. Marty tries futilely to make a point about...something? Krueger expresses his love for PEN15. Cassandra hates on old men. John channels Jack Benny (who?). JOIN US TUESDAY NIGHTS LIVE! Or email: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs reunite in another nighttime podcast an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs reunite in another nighttime podcast and are joined by Half-Life voice actor, Mike Shapiro. Marty tries futilely to make a point about...something? Krueger expresses his love for PEN15. Cassandra hates on old men. John channels Jack Benny (who?). JOIN US TUESDAY NIGHTS LIVE! Or email: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="117398498" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/663894029-noonerdanmarty-194-idiotic-talking-points.mp3"/>
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      <title>193: Tuesday Night Thunder</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2019 19:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/193-tuesday-night-thunder</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are back in a new time slot! Same nonsense, different hour - still Nooner! Hear how grumpier Marty is at night (is it possible?) but still can't make John lose his temper. Meanwhile, Krueger is the same...Krueger. *sigh* Let us know what you think of the new format: noonerpodcast@gmail.com and listen LIVE! Tuesday, 7:30PM PT (a.k.a., noon) on the Smodco Internet Radio Network! Viva@noonerpodcast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are back in a new time slot! Same nonse…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are back in a new time slot! Same nonsense, different hour - still Nooner! Hear how grumpier Marty is at night (is it possible?) but still can't make John lose his temper. Meanwhile, Krueger is the same...Krueger. *sigh* Let us know what you think of the new format: noonerpodcast@gmail.com and listen LIVE! Tuesday, 7:30PM PT (a.k.a., noon) on the Smodco Internet Radio Network! Viva@noonerpodcast!</description>
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      <title>192: Mashley Addison</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 18:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/192-mashley-addison</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In an abbreviated Nooner, Marty and Krueger bicker and argue about dumb shit, but then talk about the future of the podcast. They also do even dumber shit like eating hot chilis multiple times. But they get through some awesome mail sack. Let us know your thoughts: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In an abbreviated Nooner, Marty and Krueger bicke…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In an abbreviated Nooner, Marty and Krueger bicker and argue about dumb shit, but then talk about the future of the podcast. They also do even dumber shit like eating hot chilis multiple times. But they get through some awesome mail sack. Let us know your thoughts: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="77508984" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/658561931-noonerdanmarty-192-mashley-addison.mp3"/>
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      <title>191: 3 MIRPs Walk into a D&amp;D Campaign</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2019 18:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/191-3-mirps-walk-into-a-dd-campaign</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today, on a very special Nooner, the MIRPs try D&amp;D for the first time. @SylvainBBB DMs, with 2 special guest stars joining the adventure. Don't worry. There is still the casual racism, odd profanities, frequent over-talking, and a couple current event references tossed in, too! But then there's the looming threat of the dreaded lich (lech? lick? lek?) - monster. Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today, on a very special Nooner, the MIRPs try D&amp;…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today, on a very special Nooner, the MIRPs try D&amp;D for the first time. @SylvainBBB DMs, with 2 special guest stars joining the adventure. Don't worry. There is still the casual racism, odd profanities, frequent over-talking, and a couple current event references tossed in, too! But then there's the looming threat of the dreaded lich (lech? lick? lek?) - monster. Let us know what you think: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>190: Cassandra: Hero of the Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/190-cassandra-hero-of-the-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>For once, @sylvainbbb and @casscardenes want to talk the news and politics more than @martyyu! Plus, we talk Jonas brothers (wtf?), the next movie trend, and take a deep dive into the mail sack. Sack up, people! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>For once, @sylvainbbb and @casscardenes want to t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>For once, @sylvainbbb and @casscardenes want to talk the news and politics more than @martyyu! Plus, we talk Jonas brothers (wtf?), the next movie trend, and take a deep dive into the mail sack. Sack up, people! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>189: A Loss For Words</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2019 17:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/189-a-loss-for-words</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are tight-lipped in today's pod: Cassandra refuses to talk about what she's been up to the past month, John guards his innermost feelings, and Marty's been drunk since Saturday and can't remember a goddamned thing. So instead, they talk about dumb news stuff, the best year in movies, and play improv games. Why haven't you filled the sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are tight-lipped in today's pod: Cassan…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are tight-lipped in today's pod: Cassandra refuses to talk about what she's been up to the past month, John guards his innermost feelings, and Marty's been drunk since Saturday and can't remember a goddamned thing. So instead, they talk about dumb news stuff, the best year in movies, and play improv games. Why haven't you filled the sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>188: Why So Sad, America?</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/188-why-so-sad-america</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In another sausage hang, the male MIRPs try to untangle what's making the country so depressed. Then there's some talk about "Gentleman Jack", meeting with a listener from Finland, and if that's not enough, don't miss Boob Talk! Fill the saggy sack, please: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In another sausage hang, the male MIRPs try to un…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In another sausage hang, the male MIRPs try to untangle what's making the country so depressed. Then there's some talk about "Gentleman Jack", meeting with a listener from Finland, and if that's not enough, don't miss Boob Talk! Fill the saggy sack, please: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="151636386" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/641412327-noonerdanmarty-188-why-so-sad-america.mp3"/>
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      <title>187: People Listen to This? Jesus Hell...</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2019 23:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/187-people-listen-to-this-jesus-hell</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Guest MIRP, Jonathan Goldstein, joins the boys for a sausage hang. They span all topics from Hong Kong protests to the metric system to Dark Phoenix. They spoil "Good Omens" and trade the usual insults. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Guest MIRP, Jonathan Goldstein, joins the boys fo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Guest MIRP, Jonathan Goldstein, joins the boys for a sausage hang. They span all topics from Hong Kong protests to the metric system to Dark Phoenix. They spoil "Good Omens" and trade the usual insults. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
      <enclosure length="129057670" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/637254009-noonerdanmarty-187-people-listen-to-this-jesus-hell.mp3"/>
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      <title>186: Marty Just Listens (ha)</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2019 20:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/186-marty-just-listens-ha</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The man MIRPs gather to talk about Manson Family forgiveness, Jeopardy, and Tiananmen Square. In the sack they talk about overrated bands and then finish with a digestif of a review of upcoming summer movies. Plus, they spoil "Pen15" a bit. Watch "Good Omens" for next week's Big Spoiler. And fill the sack!!! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The man MIRPs gather to talk about Manson Family …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The man MIRPs gather to talk about Manson Family forgiveness, Jeopardy, and Tiananmen Square. In the sack they talk about overrated bands and then finish with a digestif of a review of upcoming summer movies. Plus, they spoil "Pen15" a bit. Watch "Good Omens" for next week's Big Spoiler. And fill the sack!!! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>185: John Took His Dick Pills</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2019 19:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/185-john-took-his-dick-pills</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>**SPOILER ALERT** The MIRPs ruin trade talks between China and the US. @sylvainbbb takes @martyyu to task for caring about what's going on in the world. @stephenkrueger checks out thanks to macrodosing on psychedelics. The MIRPs universally praise a certain TV show. Fill the sack, fer fuck's sake: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. And watch PEN15 for next week's SPOILER!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>**SPOILER ALERT** The MIRPs ruin trade talks betw…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>**SPOILER ALERT** The MIRPs ruin trade talks between China and the US. @sylvainbbb takes @martyyu to task for caring about what's going on in the world. @stephenkrueger checks out thanks to macrodosing on psychedelics. The MIRPs universally praise a certain TV show. Fill the sack, fer fuck's sake: noonerpodcast@gmail.com. And watch PEN15 for next week's SPOILER!</description>
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      <title>184: I Don't Understand What You're Doing, Old Man</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2019 04:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/184-i-dont-understand-what-youre-doing-old-man</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@stephenkrueger takes the reins for this episode, leading the MIRPs into group therapy, a news-free zone, and a twisted game of Fuck Marry Kill. SPOILER ALERT: @casscardenes spoils the crap out of Game of Thrones as she retells the entire series in three minutes. @sylvainbbb wants to go into outer space and @martyyu shuts the fuck up for once.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@stephenkrueger takes the reins for this episode,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@stephenkrueger takes the reins for this episode, leading the MIRPs into group therapy, a news-free zone, and a twisted game of Fuck Marry Kill. SPOILER ALERT: @casscardenes spoils the crap out of Game of Thrones as she retells the entire series in three minutes. @sylvainbbb wants to go into outer space and @martyyu shuts the fuck up for once.</description>
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      <title>183: Queenie and Trashcan</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2019 19:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/183-queenie-and-trashcan</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>MIRP @casscardenes returns to the show to retell the magical tale of Star Wars. @stephenkrueger trashes @martyyu's news segment (surprise). The MIRPs also talk about Disneyland, TV show cancellations, and who they want to see dead. Plus, they spoil the crap out of "The Wandering Earth." Next week: "Wine Country" Fill the sack for next week, when Steve runs the show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>MIRP @casscardenes returns to the show to retell …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>MIRP @casscardenes returns to the show to retell the magical tale of Star Wars. @stephenkrueger trashes @martyyu's news segment (surprise). The MIRPs also talk about Disneyland, TV show cancellations, and who they want to see dead. Plus, they spoil the crap out of "The Wandering Earth." Next week: "Wine Country" Fill the sack for next week, when Steve runs the show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>182: Marty Drops the Pod Late</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2019 16:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/182-marty-drops-the-pod-late</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The male MIRPs bro out with only a bit of politics and a good hunk on sketch comedy. Marty laments the loss of a producer you may not know. John asks Krueger about his obsession with FICO scores. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The male MIRPs bro out with only a bit of politic…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The male MIRPs bro out with only a bit of politics and a good hunk on sketch comedy. Marty laments the loss of a producer you may not know. John asks Krueger about his obsession with FICO scores. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>181: No Spoiler Content, Just Spoiled Content</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 18:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/181-no-spoiler-content-just-spoiled-content</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@martyyu actually does some research on some news! Then he discusses Avengers Endgame in broad, unspoil-y strokes while @stephenkrueger does the same with GoT s08e03. They scrub all the spoilers out of The Dirt and dissect epic action scenes. Get in our mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@martyyu actually does some research on some news…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@martyyu actually does some research on some news! Then he discusses Avengers Endgame in broad, unspoil-y strokes while @stephenkrueger does the same with GoT s08e03. They scrub all the spoilers out of The Dirt and dissect epic action scenes. Get in our mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>180: Lady Mudflaps</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/180-lady-mudflaps</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Leave your empathy at the door for this week's pod, with special guest MIRP, @stevedave47. We discuss "Free Solo" (spoiler: he reaches the top!) and joke theft. @CassCardenes expresses her love for the pixelated bussies of "Naked and Afraid". @SylvainBBB embraces his carabiner fetish. Plus some nice, fleshy SOFTBALLS!

Fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Leave your empathy at the door for this week's po…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Leave your empathy at the door for this week's pod, with special guest MIRP, @stevedave47. We discuss "Free Solo" (spoiler: he reaches the top!) and joke theft. @CassCardenes expresses her love for the pixelated bussies of "Naked and Afraid". @SylvainBBB embraces his carabiner fetish. Plus some nice, fleshy SOFTBALLS!

Fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>179: Brag-a-thon</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2019 02:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/179-brag-a-thon</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs go elbow-deep into the mail sack. For once, @martyyu doesn't bring up politics...so @SylvainBBB takes up the reins! With @casscardenes &amp; @stephenkrueger, the MIRPs talk about the oddest show on Netflix, give an update on missing MIRPs, and explore the intricacies of a bang-bang. sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs go elbow-deep into the mail sack. For o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs go elbow-deep into the mail sack. For once, @martyyu doesn't bring up politics...so @SylvainBBB takes up the reins! With @casscardenes &amp; @stephenkrueger, the MIRPs talk about the oddest show on Netflix, give an update on missing MIRPs, and explore the intricacies of a bang-bang. sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>178: What Was the Question?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2019 05:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/178-what-was-the-question</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@martyyu unpacks the Green New Deal for the first few minutes, but then we get right into #Ultraman (thumbs up from @casscardenes and @stephenkrueger). The MIRPs go on to talk about smoking in movies, road tripping, and what makes Marty pee. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@martyyu unpacks the Green New Deal for the first…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@martyyu unpacks the Green New Deal for the first few minutes, but then we get right into #Ultraman (thumbs up from @casscardenes and @stephenkrueger). The MIRPs go on to talk about smoking in movies, road tripping, and what makes Marty pee. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>177: Dumber Every Day</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2019 04:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/177-dumber-every-day</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:34:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today @martyyu has the dumbest revelation about cable news, @casscardenes spoils a mediocre documentary, and @stephenkrueger shits on Marty's cheapskatedness. Plus we try a game stolen by Cassandra. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com! And wish Cassandra happy birthday!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today @martyyu has the dumbest revelation about c…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today @martyyu has the dumbest revelation about cable news, @casscardenes spoils a mediocre documentary, and @stephenkrueger shits on Marty's cheapskatedness. Plus we try a game stolen by Cassandra. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com! And wish Cassandra happy birthday!</description>
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      <title>176: Poorly Thought Out Sentences</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2019 16:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/176-poorly-thought-out-sentences</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In an intimate one-on-one Nooner, @stephenkrueger and @martyyu solve racism, dissect Apple's new offerings, go deep into digital streaming, and get real about mindfulness. Plus Humphrey the dog goes viral!

Fill the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In an intimate one-on-one Nooner, @stephenkrueger…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In an intimate one-on-one Nooner, @stephenkrueger and @martyyu solve racism, dissect Apple's new offerings, go deep into digital streaming, and get real about mindfulness. Plus Humphrey the dog goes viral!

Fill the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>175: The Eggs Benedict of Podcasts</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2019 20:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/175-antitrust-and-the-bachelor</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:19:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>he MIRPs complain about social media, explore Nordic streaming services, relive Entourage, and then go on to detail the foulest sex tape involving two world leaders - heavy trigger alert!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>he MIRPs complain about social media, explore Nor…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>he MIRPs complain about social media, explore Nordic streaming services, relive Entourage, and then go on to detail the foulest sex tape involving two world leaders - heavy trigger alert!</description>
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      <title>174: Antitrust and the Bachelor?</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2019 15:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/174-antitrust-and-the-bachelor</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On a freeform ep, MIRPs, @casscardenes, @vivianizcool, @stephenkrueger &amp; @martyyu chat about corporate monopolies, dick-cutting in the '90s, Colton's virginity (who's Colton?), and - finally - Russian Doll.

We tackle a full sack, so stay tuned! Fill it, too: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On a freeform ep, MIRPs, @casscardenes, @vivianiz…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On a freeform ep, MIRPs, @casscardenes, @vivianizcool, @stephenkrueger &amp; @martyyu chat about corporate monopolies, dick-cutting in the '90s, Colton's virginity (who's Colton?), and - finally - Russian Doll.

We tackle a full sack, so stay tuned! Fill it, too: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>173: 4 Narcissists Walk into a Podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/173-4-narcissists-walk-into-a-podcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's sausage-fest, the male MIRPs are joined by @johathanlgoldstein of Drake &amp; Josh fame! Krueger breaks him with his Leaving Neverland recap, Marty takes a deep dive into Theranos, and John shows off his keys again. Plus, super soft balls, nerding out on Captain Marvel, and a touch of manga.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's sausage-fest, the male MIRPs are joine…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's sausage-fest, the male MIRPs are joined by @johathanlgoldstein of Drake &amp; Josh fame! Krueger breaks him with his Leaving Neverland recap, Marty takes a deep dive into Theranos, and John shows off his keys again. Plus, super soft balls, nerding out on Captain Marvel, and a touch of manga.</description>
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      <title>172: Welcome to Ghostcast!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2019 21:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/172-welcome-to-ghostcast</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra takes hosting duties away from control freak, Marty, as she delves into Kylie Jenner, the spirit of Pablo Escobar, and a bunch of other weird shit. Plus, all new theme songs and bits! Also joining is sometimes-MIRP, @vivianizcool.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra takes hosting duties away from control …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra takes hosting duties away from control freak, Marty, as she delves into Kylie Jenner, the spirit of Pablo Escobar, and a bunch of other weird shit. Plus, all new theme songs and bits! Also joining is sometimes-MIRP, @vivianizcool.</description>
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      <title>171: Bone-hemian Rhapsody</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2019 06:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/171-bone-hemian-rhapsody</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs get super sexy with some deep income tax talk. Plus, they spoil Annihilation, chat about hate-crime hoaxes, and play the Porn Parody Name Game. Take a dive into the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs get super sexy with some deep income ta…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs get super sexy with some deep income tax talk. Plus, they spoil Annihilation, chat about hate-crime hoaxes, and play the Porn Parody Name Game. Take a dive into the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>170: Who Cares?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/170-who-cares</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by Drew McCord Austin again as Marty climbs on his socialist soapbox yet again. Plus, Cassandra and Krueger do a deep, spoiler-filled dive on Abducted in Plain Sight and all its batshit craziness. And then they discuss which actors can play which roles. Because Nooner has the authority!

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by Drew McCord Austin again …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by Drew McCord Austin again as Marty climbs on his socialist soapbox yet again. Plus, Cassandra and Krueger do a deep, spoiler-filled dive on Abducted in Plain Sight and all its batshit craziness. And then they discuss which actors can play which roles. Because Nooner has the authority!

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>169: This Is the Metaphor</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/169-this-is-the-metaphor</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, PeterWG, who sets the record straight about the logistics Fyre Festival. We talk the actual state of our Union and compare the racist governor from Virginia to Liam Neeson. Krueger updates us on the State of the Balls and Cassandra shakes her fist at the "Flyover Yuckies." Plus, we trudge through the softest of softballs ever. Lo siento.

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, PeterWG, who …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, PeterWG, who sets the record straight about the logistics Fyre Festival. We talk the actual state of our Union and compare the racist governor from Virginia to Liam Neeson. Krueger updates us on the State of the Balls and Cassandra shakes her fist at the "Flyover Yuckies." Plus, we trudge through the softest of softballs ever. Lo siento.

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>168: Bummer Island, Population Us</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2019 19:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/168-bummer-island-population-us</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Joined by Drew McCord Austin, the MIRPs spin the Wheel of Racism multiple times, spoil as many movies as they can, and examine the art of "wake-up acting". Krueger continues to mock John Sylvain's keychain, Cassandra delights in Chinese confections, and Marty shows off his new dog's scrotum. Podcasting at its best.

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joined by Drew McCord Austin, the MIRPs spin the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Joined by Drew McCord Austin, the MIRPs spin the Wheel of Racism multiple times, spoil as many movies as they can, and examine the art of "wake-up acting". Krueger continues to mock John Sylvain's keychain, Cassandra delights in Chinese confections, and Marty shows off his new dog's scrotum. Podcasting at its best.

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>167: Soundbathing and Stuff</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/167-soundbathing-and-stuff</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs have the revelation that people are dumb. They also talk about sleep remedies, the Oscars, and sperm injections. Marty embraces some New Age shit. Krueger mocks John, and Cassandra makes up words. Tasty stuff.

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs have the revelation that people are dum…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs have the revelation that people are dumb. They also talk about sleep remedies, the Oscars, and sperm injections. Marty embraces some New Age shit. Krueger mocks John, and Cassandra makes up words. Tasty stuff.

Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>166:Talking Things</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2019 06:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/166talking-things</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra returns to the show along with Krueger and Marty. They talk about teachers, "Mandy", weight loss, and how apparently Marty doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. Bunch of other stuff, too. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra returns to the show along with Krueger …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra returns to the show along with Krueger and Marty. They talk about teachers, "Mandy", weight loss, and how apparently Marty doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. Bunch of other stuff, too. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>165: I Will Fu@k Myself Off</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2019 22:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/165-i-will-fuk-myself-off</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The boy MIRPs are back in 2019 with some thoughts about some news bits, the Golden Globes, standup comedy, Thanos, and puns. Plus Krueger tries to add spice up the mix with some microphone games. The key word is "tries." 

Don't forget about our saggy sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boy MIRPs are back in 2019 with some thoughts…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The boy MIRPs are back in 2019 with some thoughts about some news bits, the Golden Globes, standup comedy, Thanos, and puns. Plus Krueger tries to add spice up the mix with some microphone games. The key word is "tries." 

Don't forget about our saggy sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>164: Return of the Midge</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/164-return-of-the-midge</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:10:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The Midge returns to his tiny mic to regale us with spinning and screenwriting insights. John, Cassandra, Marty and Krueger also visit the Sports Zone, the Tech Corner, the Deep Fry Pot, and a bunch of other weird places. And then Krueger may have psychically killed someone while recording.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Midge returns to his tiny mic to regale us wi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Midge returns to his tiny mic to regale us with spinning and screenwriting insights. John, Cassandra, Marty and Krueger also visit the Sports Zone, the Tech Corner, the Deep Fry Pot, and a bunch of other weird places. And then Krueger may have psychically killed someone while recording.</description>
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      <title>163: A Star Was Born (in the '80s)</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/163-a-star-was-born-in-the-80s</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After the MIRPs jabber about nonsense like the Oscars and the Persons of the Year, they are joined by Lance Guest, star of The Last Starfighter, Halloween 2, and Jaws 4: The Revenge. He tells tales of being on Broadway and sharing the stage with Marty in a new play. Plus, a deep dive on what is the quintessential American movie.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After the MIRPs jabber about nonsense like the Os…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After the MIRPs jabber about nonsense like the Oscars and the Persons of the Year, they are joined by Lance Guest, star of The Last Starfighter, Halloween 2, and Jaws 4: The Revenge. He tells tales of being on Broadway and sharing the stage with Marty in a new play. Plus, a deep dive on what is the quintessential American movie.</description>
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      <title>162: A MIRPmas Miracle!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/162-a-mirpmas-miracle</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a house full of MIRPs with Cassandra, Krueger, John Sylvain, Marty, and returning guest, Drew McCord Austin (aka, hipster Bob Seger). They talk about how to cure the common cold, Shang Chi, Love (comma) Actually Live, and holiday movies and memories. Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com #OilofOregano</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a house full of MIRPs with Cassandra, Kruege…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a house full of MIRPs with Cassandra, Krueger, John Sylvain, Marty, and returning guest, Drew McCord Austin (aka, hipster Bob Seger). They talk about how to cure the common cold, Shang Chi, Love (comma) Actually Live, and holiday movies and memories. Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com #OilofOregano</description>
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      <title>161: It's All Just a Game</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 21:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/161-its-all-just-a-game</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>MIRPs John and Marty dig deep today, talking about recently passed Hollywood legends, upcoming movies, and even upcoming potential guests. They also discuss how to live in a self-destructing world and how to gamify your life. noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>MIRPs John and Marty dig deep today, talking abou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>MIRPs John and Marty dig deep today, talking about recently passed Hollywood legends, upcoming movies, and even upcoming potential guests. They also discuss how to live in a self-destructing world and how to gamify your life. noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>160: Wifey Litter</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 20:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/160-wifey-litter</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:42:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a sausage fest with Krueger, John Sylvain, and Marty!. John mansplains the legacy of Stan Lee, Marty celebrates the patriarchy in our political system, and Krueger expresses his love for Mandy (get it, MAN-dy?). No mail sack (noonerpodcast@gmail.com), but lots of laughs and only 2 dad jokes.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a sausage fest with Krueger, John Sylvain, a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a sausage fest with Krueger, John Sylvain, and Marty!. John mansplains the legacy of Stan Lee, Marty celebrates the patriarchy in our political system, and Krueger expresses his love for Mandy (get it, MAN-dy?). No mail sack (noonerpodcast@gmail.com), but lots of laughs and only 2 dad jokes.</description>
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      <title>159: Three Idiots Yammering</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/159-three-idiots-yammering</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger rejoins the MIRPs after a long hiatus. Marty foolishly is hopeful before the midterm elections, but John is there to shit on his liberal dreams. Plus, there's some talk about eating slugs and how far you'd go to get an acting gig. Good times?

Help our sack expand: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger rejoins the MIRPs after a long hiatus. Ma…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger rejoins the MIRPs after a long hiatus. Marty foolishly is hopeful before the midterm elections, but John is there to shit on his liberal dreams. Plus, there's some talk about eating slugs and how far you'd go to get an acting gig. Good times?

Help our sack expand: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>158: Cassandra Who?</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2018 03:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/158-cassandra-who</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>MIRPs John, Cassandra, and Marty ramble on about Halloween, weddings, and horrifying things in the news. They play a new improv game and get deep into the mailsack. Help our sack expand: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>MIRPs John, Cassandra, and Marty ramble on about …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>MIRPs John, Cassandra, and Marty ramble on about Halloween, weddings, and horrifying things in the news. They play a new improv game and get deep into the mailsack. Help our sack expand: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="106117558" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/524921184-noonerdanmarty-158-cassandra-who.mp3"/>
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      <title>157: George Lucas Is a Weirdo</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 04:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/157-george-lucas-is-a-weirdo</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty, Cassandra, and John Sylvain have a pow-wow about the shirtty state of things, Northstar vs. Quicksilver, apologies, Thelma AND Louise, and the creepy ideas coming out of George Lucas' oddly shaped head. Plus, we somehow get softballs with the Midge.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty, Cassandra, and John Sylvain have a pow-wow…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty, Cassandra, and John Sylvain have a pow-wow about the shirtty state of things, Northstar vs. Quicksilver, apologies, Thelma AND Louise, and the creepy ideas coming out of George Lucas' oddly shaped head. Plus, we somehow get softballs with the Midge.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>156: MIRP Abandoned</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/156-mirp-abandoned</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:32:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a rambling, but short podcast, Marty the MIRP goes solo, having been left alone at the mic. A bit of news, a bit of comic books, some usual technical difficulties. The usual, but finally Marty gets to complete a sentence or two.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a rambling, but short podcast, Marty the MIRP …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a rambling, but short podcast, Marty the MIRP goes solo, having been left alone at the mic. A bit of news, a bit of comic books, some usual technical difficulties. The usual, but finally Marty gets to complete a sentence or two.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>155: Sexual Assault Power Hour</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/155-sexual-assault-power-hour</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about white male privilege (mostly @SylvainBBB, of course) but @CassCardenes gets to talk eventually. From Brett Kavanaugh to Louis CK to '80s sex comedies to HP Lovecraft. A little DC talk, a little bit on changing the calendar, and a soupcon of Kyle Bornheimer. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about white male privilege (mostly…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about white male privilege (mostly @SylvainBBB, of course) but @CassCardenes gets to talk eventually. From Brett Kavanaugh to Louis CK to '80s sex comedies to HP Lovecraft. A little DC talk, a little bit on changing the calendar, and a soupcon of Kyle Bornheimer. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>154: Whitemansplaining</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2018 00:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/154-whitemansplaining</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In addition to looking at Batman's wiener and Carol Danvers' lack of a smile, Marty and John Sylvain explain...er, explore sexual assault in politics. Marty shows some Canadian love. Then John goes on to "explore" the Asian experience in film. Did you find the episode magical? We'll see. #SmileMore</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In addition to looking at Batman's wiener and Car…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In addition to looking at Batman's wiener and Carol Danvers' lack of a smile, Marty and John Sylvain explain...er, explore sexual assault in politics. Marty shows some Canadian love. Then John goes on to "explore" the Asian experience in film. Did you find the episode magical? We'll see. #SmileMore</description>
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      <title>153: Nooner Gets a Little More Hunky for a Day</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2018 04:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/153-nooner-gets-a-little-more-hunky-for-a-day</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>MIRPs, Marty, Cassandra, and John are joined by Drew McCord Austin, a.k.a., hipster Bob Seger. He shares his experiences as a comedian/writer and Oklahoman. Plus we get into life as a semi-employed actor, Star Wars as American cinema, plus the usual technical difficulties.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>MIRPs, Marty, Cassandra, and John are joined by D…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>MIRPs, Marty, Cassandra, and John are joined by Drew McCord Austin, a.k.a., hipster Bob Seger. He shares his experiences as a comedian/writer and Oklahoman. Plus we get into life as a semi-employed actor, Star Wars as American cinema, plus the usual technical difficulties.</description>
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      <title>152: John Wilkes History</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/152-john-wilkes-history</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:37:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>John Sylvain (@SylvainBBB) joins the MIRPs ranks today. He reflects about his days, "plowing the field," and reveals the secret to a long-lasting marriage (SPOILER: stay married). Marty finally sees "Crazy Rich Asians" and is moved - but not because of the plot. Then there's other nonsense, as per usual. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>John Sylvain (@SylvainBBB) joins the MIRPs ranks …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>John Sylvain (@SylvainBBB) joins the MIRPs ranks today. He reflects about his days, "plowing the field," and reveals the secret to a long-lasting marriage (SPOILER: stay married). Marty finally sees "Crazy Rich Asians" and is moved - but not because of the plot. Then there's other nonsense, as per usual. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>151: Happiness and the Snap</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2018 19:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/151-happiness-and-the-snap</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Netheads' Will Wilkins joins Marty in the virtual studio today as they discuss the happenings in the world, the Gross Happiness Product, and that hypocrite, Alex Jones. Plus, Will dispenses his thoughts on Avengers 4. If you're not up to date on your MCU consumption, ***SPOILERS ABOUND***.

Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Netheads' Will Wilkins joins Marty in the virtual…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Netheads' Will Wilkins joins Marty in the virtual studio today as they discuss the happenings in the world, the Gross Happiness Product, and that hypocrite, Alex Jones. Plus, Will dispenses his thoughts on Avengers 4. If you're not up to date on your MCU consumption, ***SPOILERS ABOUND***.

Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>150: Tearjerker Feedback</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/150-tearjerker-feedback</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:22:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra and Marty chat about corporate governance - but only for a couple minutes. Stick with it and then they get to bachelorette parties, strip clubs, and movies that make us cry. Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra and Marty chat about corporate governan…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra and Marty chat about corporate governance - but only for a couple minutes. Stick with it and then they get to bachelorette parties, strip clubs, and movies that make us cry. Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>149: NetHeads Crossover Pod</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/149-nethheads-crossover-pod</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:57:38</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Nethead's Will Wilkins guest MIRPs with Marty on today's show. He shares his insights on Comic Con, identity politics, and stone fruit. We also talk about Tom Cruise's gait, rumbly movie seats, and more! Don't forget to email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Nethead's Will Wilkins guest MIRPs with Marty on …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Nethead's Will Wilkins guest MIRPs with Marty on today's show. He shares his insights on Comic Con, identity politics, and stone fruit. We also talk about Tom Cruise's gait, rumbly movie seats, and more! Don't forget to email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>148: Don't Have Dreams</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2018 04:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/148-dont-have-dreams</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:43:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Classic MIRP, @BillTweeterson is back on the mic sharing his journey as a writer/director. He and @CassCardenes swap stories from the set and how fucking hard it is to make a living at this shit. Plus, we talk Comic Con, James Gunn, and the difference between tasteless comedy and hateful intent. Spoiler alert: Bill hasn't lost his ranting ability.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Classic MIRP, @BillTweeterson is back on the mic …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Classic MIRP, @BillTweeterson is back on the mic sharing his journey as a writer/director. He and @CassCardenes swap stories from the set and how fucking hard it is to make a living at this shit. Plus, we talk Comic Con, James Gunn, and the difference between tasteless comedy and hateful intent. Spoiler alert: Bill hasn't lost his ranting ability.</description>
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      <title>147: What's the Point of This?</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/147-whats-the-point-of-this</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a MIRP reunion with Marty, @DanEtheridge, and @JohnSylvain. You get Dan and John's origin story, Dan's political rants, and nonstop haranguing of Marty. Just like the good ol' days!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a MIRP reunion with Marty, @DanEtheridge, an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a MIRP reunion with Marty, @DanEtheridge, and @JohnSylvain. You get Dan and John's origin story, Dan's political rants, and nonstop haranguing of Marty. Just like the good ol' days!</description>
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      <title>146: Steve's in a Good Mood!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 03:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/146-steves-in-a-good-mood</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:36:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a more-than-usual meandering Nooner, Steve and Marty explore all eleventeen corners of conversation. Join us on the journey! And email us for next week's podcast with none other than OG MIRP, @DanEtheridge.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a more-than-usual meandering Nooner, Steve and…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a more-than-usual meandering Nooner, Steve and Marty explore all eleventeen corners of conversation. Join us on the journey! And email us for next week's podcast with none other than OG MIRP, @DanEtheridge.</description>
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      <title>145: We Are Garbage People</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/145-we-are-garbage-people</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:29:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In the news talk, Marty foolishly pays attention to what the polls have to say and Krueger sets him straight on what really matters (hint: it starts with $$$). Krueger predicts the end of Hollywood. Marty wonders why there are so many angry, racist white women on their phones. And then we get into some media recommendations from the listeners. Do you want to join in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the news talk, Marty foolishly pays attention …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In the news talk, Marty foolishly pays attention to what the polls have to say and Krueger sets him straight on what really matters (hint: it starts with $$$). Krueger predicts the end of Hollywood. Marty wonders why there are so many angry, racist white women on their phones. And then we get into some media recommendations from the listeners. Do you want to join in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>144: Free Cheese Is Free Cheese</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/144-free-cheese-is-free-cheese</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Steve and Marty talk about how to manage rage and civility and red hens. Then Cassandra regales us with tales from New Orleans. Then there's the usual chats about hatred of social media (follow us @noonerpodcast), movies we haven't watched, and weird things people eat (other people).

Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Steve and Marty talk about how to manage rage and…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Steve and Marty talk about how to manage rage and civility and red hens. Then Cassandra regales us with tales from New Orleans. Then there's the usual chats about hatred of social media (follow us @noonerpodcast), movies we haven't watched, and weird things people eat (other people).

Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>143: Skee Ball!</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2018 04:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/143-skee-ball</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty expresses his distaste for mean people, Cassandra reveals her love for Trump, and Steve talks about his spooge. There's some death talk, too. So come for the death, stay for the spooge.

Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty expresses his distaste for mean people, Cas…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty expresses his distaste for mean people, Cassandra reveals her love for Trump, and Steve talks about his spooge. There's some death talk, too. So come for the death, stay for the spooge.

Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>142: Cholo - An Estar Wars Story</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 21:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/142-cholo-an-estar-wars-story</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Guest MIRP @VivianIzCool joins Marty, Cassandra, and Steve for a round of Mexican Star Wars love, some stuff about some trivia video game, a Cassandra gym update, mail sack, and one of the MIRPs is going on hiatus. Plus, a lot of on-mic eating. You have been warned.

Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Guest MIRP @VivianIzCool joins Marty, Cassandra, …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Guest MIRP @VivianIzCool joins Marty, Cassandra, and Steve for a round of Mexican Star Wars love, some stuff about some trivia video game, a Cassandra gym update, mail sack, and one of the MIRPs is going on hiatus. Plus, a lot of on-mic eating. You have been warned.

Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>141: Sausage/Nerd Hang</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/141-sausagenerd-hang</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The two male MIRPs are joined by MIRP-superfan, Chris Miller (@ThatCLMiller) and multihyphenate, John Sylvain (@SylvainBBB). Marty gets on the highest soapbox he can find about some dumb thing, then they talk about sci-fi, fears, writing, and a bunch of other cool/nerdy topics.

Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The two male MIRPs are joined by MIRP-superfan, C…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The two male MIRPs are joined by MIRP-superfan, Chris Miller (@ThatCLMiller) and multihyphenate, John Sylvain (@SylvainBBB). Marty gets on the highest soapbox he can find about some dumb thing, then they talk about sci-fi, fears, writing, and a bunch of other cool/nerdy topics.

Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>140: Nomar!</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2018 19:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/140-nomar</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs go after Dunkin' Donuts, Boston, AI, bad parodies, fast food, orgies, and all the combinations in between. Plus, make sure you stay tuned for the aftershow. Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs go after Dunkin' Donuts, Boston, AI, ba…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs go after Dunkin' Donuts, Boston, AI, bad parodies, fast food, orgies, and all the combinations in between. Plus, make sure you stay tuned for the aftershow. Why haven't you filled the sack?! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>139: Kruger Grows Heart</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/139-kruger-grows-heart</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:43:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty complains about the incel problem and ranks his least loved MCU movies. Steve loses his wallet and finds faith in humanity. Let's all be a little more Steve this week, OK? FILL OUR SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty complains about the incel problem and ranks…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty complains about the incel problem and ranks his least loved MCU movies. Steve loses his wallet and finds faith in humanity. Let's all be a little more Steve this week, OK? FILL OUR SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>138: Kyle's Out of Our League</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2018 06:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/138-kyles-out-of-our-league</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After talking about the White House Correspondents Association dinner, Marty and Cassandra get to the real news - American Idol. Then the MIRPs are joined by actor and yacht rock frontman, Kyle Bornheimer. BIG SPOILER when they talk about A Quiet Place so fast forward if you don't want to hear it. Kyle generously shares his views on creative success and improv comedy.

C'mon! Fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After talking about the White House Correspondent…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After talking about the White House Correspondents Association dinner, Marty and Cassandra get to the real news - American Idol. Then the MIRPs are joined by actor and yacht rock frontman, Kyle Bornheimer. BIG SPOILER when they talk about A Quiet Place so fast forward if you don't want to hear it. Kyle generously shares his views on creative success and improv comedy.

C'mon! Fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>137: Fuck the Fear</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/137-fuck-the-fear</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about social networks, forgiveness, and whatnot. Marty visits a museum, Krueger explains casting, and Cassandra falls in love with a gym. Plus the mail sack helps us conquer our demons!

C'mon! Why aren't you emailing in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about social networks, forgiveness…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about social networks, forgiveness, and whatnot. Marty visits a museum, Krueger explains casting, and Cassandra falls in love with a gym. Plus the mail sack helps us conquer our demons!

C'mon! Why aren't you emailing in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>136: Who Didn't We Offend?</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/136-who-didnt-we-offend</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:42:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The 3 MIRPs drag out every ethnic stereotype they can think of as Cassandra claims her love for Friends, Steve pitches his own sitcom, and Marty has an unremarkable revelation on why people are shitty.

C'mon! Why aren't you emailing in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The 3 MIRPs drag out every ethnic stereotype they…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The 3 MIRPs drag out every ethnic stereotype they can think of as Cassandra claims her love for Friends, Steve pitches his own sitcom, and Marty has an unremarkable revelation on why people are shitty.

C'mon! Why aren't you emailing in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>135: Um....um um um um</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2018 23:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/135-umum-um-um-um</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Steve &amp; Marty bro out with guest MIRP, Peter WG. They talk speech patterns, hiking, sex trafficking, and coupon clipping - all the best comedy premises. Coupon clipping! 

C'mon! Why aren't you emailing in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Steve &amp; Marty bro out with guest MIRP, Peter WG. …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Steve &amp; Marty bro out with guest MIRP, Peter WG. They talk speech patterns, hiking, sex trafficking, and coupon clipping - all the best comedy premises. Coupon clipping! 

C'mon! Why aren't you emailing in? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>134: Different Kind of Dicks</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2018 03:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/134-different-kind-of-dicks</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>MIRPs, Steve and Marty are joined by "Legends of Tomorrow" co-creator, Phil Klemmer. Phil pulls back the curtain of the DC TV sausage making machine. Meanwhile, Steve has a beef with Marty, and Marty tries to learn the secrets of TV writing success. 

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>MIRPs, Steve and Marty are joined by "Legends of …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>MIRPs, Steve and Marty are joined by "Legends of Tomorrow" co-creator, Phil Klemmer. Phil pulls back the curtain of the DC TV sausage making machine. Meanwhile, Steve has a beef with Marty, and Marty tries to learn the secrets of TV writing success. 

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>133: Semi-charmed MIRPs</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2018 06:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/133-semi-charmed-mirps</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Steve, Cassandra, and Marty talk about...stuff? Marty speeds through the news, Krueger demos 30 different accents, and Cassandra dives deep into her music knowledge. Believe it or not, this silliness involved zero alcohol.

Chime in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Steve, Cassandra, and Marty talk about...stuff? M…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Steve, Cassandra, and Marty talk about...stuff? Marty speeds through the news, Krueger demos 30 different accents, and Cassandra dives deep into her music knowledge. Believe it or not, this silliness involved zero alcohol.

Chime in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>132: Drunky Podcast 2018!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2018 04:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/132-drunky-podcast-2018</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:10:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by @vivianizcool for a Sunday drunkcast. We talk...stuff...? Something about Stalin dying? Living off the grid? Maybe Marty got a word in? It's all a little hazy...But where was your email? Chime in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by @vivianizcool for a Sunda…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by @vivianizcool for a Sunday drunkcast. We talk...stuff...? Something about Stalin dying? Living off the grid? Maybe Marty got a word in? It's all a little hazy...But where was your email? Chime in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>131: Ding Dong Chomp!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2018 04:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/131-ding-dong-chomp</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:01:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty goes solo, speaking for Cassandra about the Bachelor, even though he's never seen it. Then he gives a sneak peek on a new project, then he talks about two new furry friends. Enjoy!

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty goes solo, speaking for Cassandra about the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty goes solo, speaking for Cassandra about the Bachelor, even though he's never seen it. Then he gives a sneak peek on a new project, then he talks about two new furry friends. Enjoy!

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>130: The Bachelor: Norovirus Edition</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 04:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/130-the-bachelor-norovirus-edition</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When the MIRPs eventually arrive, they talk about Oscars, reality shows, and justifiable stalking. Then shit gets weird. Enjoy and tell a friend!

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When the MIRPs eventually arrive, they talk about…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When the MIRPs eventually arrive, they talk about Oscars, reality shows, and justifiable stalking. Then shit gets weird. Enjoy and tell a friend!

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>129: An Incomplete Joke</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 07:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/129-an-incomplete-joke</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Tune in to hear if the MIRPs can finish Cassandra's comedic premise. Plus, we talk Kevin's health scare and the value of thoughts and prayers. Krueger explains the Dark Web, Marty explains Asian, and Cassandra explains Millennials. All in under 2 hours!

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tune in to hear if the MIRPs can finish Cassandra…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Tune in to hear if the MIRPs can finish Cassandra's comedic premise. Plus, we talk Kevin's health scare and the value of thoughts and prayers. Krueger explains the Dark Web, Marty explains Asian, and Cassandra explains Millennials. All in under 2 hours!

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>128: Kruger's Oven MItt</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2018 02:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-128</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a fact-packed Nooner, the MIRPs talk the flu, Olympic fever, Valentine's Day, smartphone addiction, and of course, taxes and aluminum siding. Because...it's taxes and aluminum siding. Delete your apps and email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a fact-packed Nooner, the MIRPs talk the flu, …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a fact-packed Nooner, the MIRPs talk the flu, Olympic fever, Valentine's Day, smartphone addiction, and of course, taxes and aluminum siding. Because...it's taxes and aluminum siding. Delete your apps and email us: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>127: Krueger and Martmeister</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-127</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and Krueger get into the weeds on the Superbowl, deep fakes, and why liberals are funnier than conservatives. Plus, Krueger makes a giant check joke! Add to the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and Krueger get into the weeds on the Super…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and Krueger get into the weeds on the Superbowl, deep fakes, and why liberals are funnier than conservatives. Plus, Krueger makes a giant check joke! Add to the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>126: #MouthStuff</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-126</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:10:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a very instructional episode, special guest, "Contingency" Kate Murdoch, helps you prepare for impending disaster. Cassandra guides you through good dental hygiene. Krueger helps you navigate the world of pornography searches. And Marty talks like no one is listening.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a very instructional episode, special guest, "…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a very instructional episode, special guest, "Contingency" Kate Murdoch, helps you prepare for impending disaster. Cassandra guides you through good dental hygiene. Krueger helps you navigate the world of pornography searches. And Marty talks like no one is listening.</description>
      <enclosure length="63710269" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/385874765-noonerdanmarty-nooner-126.mp3"/>
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      <title>125: All-Smiles Krueger</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-125</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about the Golden Globes, asshole geniuses, and what to look forward to in 2018. Cheery Krueger finally gets around to seeing The Last Jedi and Marty deals with the change.org petition trying to silence him. Have you filled the sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about the Golden Globes, asshole g…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about the Golden Globes, asshole geniuses, and what to look forward to in 2018. Cheery Krueger finally gets around to seeing The Last Jedi and Marty deals with the change.org petition trying to silence him. Have you filled the sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>124: Bitches Be Eatin' Cheese All Day Long</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2018 22:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-124</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:41:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a special pre-recorded holiday pod, you MIRP fans are spared a politics rant (one time offer). Krueger, Cassandra, and Marty talk The Room, The Disaster Artist and stuffing rocks up your hoo-ha. Happy new year!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a special pre-recorded holiday pod, you MIRP f…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a special pre-recorded holiday pod, you MIRP fans are spared a politics rant (one time offer). Krueger, Cassandra, and Marty talk The Room, The Disaster Artist and stuffing rocks up your hoo-ha. Happy new year!</description>
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      <title>123: Ghost of Nooners Past</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 03:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-123</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:38:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Can you feel a wintry grump in the air? That must mean Bill Watterson is back! He joins Cassandra, Krueger, Marty, and Grayson to talk about how screwed millennials are, throw around some softballs, and talk about The Last Jedi (NO SPOILERS). Merry Christmas!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Can you feel a wintry grump in the air? That must…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Can you feel a wintry grump in the air? That must mean Bill Watterson is back! He joins Cassandra, Krueger, Marty, and Grayson to talk about how screwed millennials are, throw around some softballs, and talk about The Last Jedi (NO SPOILERS). Merry Christmas!</description>
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      <title>122: Worst Best of List Ever</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-122</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs do a shit job of recapping the best of 2017. Then lifestyle guru, Diane Potts, dispenses some entertaining advice. It's all pretty silly.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs do a shit job of recapping the best of …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs do a shit job of recapping the best of 2017. Then lifestyle guru, Diane Potts, dispenses some entertaining advice. It's all pretty silly.</description>
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      <title>121: The Crossover Episode</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-121</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty gets out-politicked by visiting MIRP, Will Wilkins, in a head-to-head episode. After ranting about the tax bill, they talk about stars acting badly, the future of the MCU, some sports stuff (!), and the best TV shows &amp; movies of 2017. Email in your picks: NoonerPodcast@gmail.com Excelsior!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty gets out-politicked by visiting MIRP, Will …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty gets out-politicked by visiting MIRP, Will Wilkins, in a head-to-head episode. After ranting about the tax bill, they talk about stars acting badly, the future of the MCU, some sports stuff (!), and the best TV shows &amp; movies of 2017. Email in your picks: NoonerPodcast@gmail.com Excelsior!</description>
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      <title>122: Take a Chance on Love</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 06:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/122-take-a-chance-on-love</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:07:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by Grayson Niles (@graysonado) as they take a semi-deep dive on romantic comedies, ice cream, and Canadian geography. Plus, there's a good stretch where they just list off improv comedians. Comedy gold.

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by Grayson Niles (@graysonad…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by Grayson Niles (@graysonado) as they take a semi-deep dive on romantic comedies, ice cream, and Canadian geography. Plus, there's a good stretch where they just list off improv comedians. Comedy gold.

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>121: An Un-Spooktacular Pod...Ooooh!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/121-an-un-spooktacular-podooooh</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:31:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs cover the gamut - opioids, Kevin Spacey, allegorical storytelling, horror franchises, and cultural appropriation. Is there anything left to talk about? Should we bother podcasting ever again? Let us know: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs cover the gamut - opioids, Kevin Spacey…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs cover the gamut - opioids, Kevin Spacey, allegorical storytelling, horror franchises, and cultural appropriation. Is there anything left to talk about? Should we bother podcasting ever again? Let us know: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>120: The Cass Is Back!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-120</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Mickey and Marty are joined by the lovely and amazing Cassandra Cardenes! Finally, someone is around to shit on Marty's news stories. Cass and Mickey handle softballs for the Midge, they start listing random horror movies, and then they get pranked by Cwaire.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mickey and Marty are joined by the lovely and ama…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Mickey and Marty are joined by the lovely and amazing Cassandra Cardenes! Finally, someone is around to shit on Marty's news stories. Cass and Mickey handle softballs for the Midge, they start listing random horror movies, and then they get pranked by Cwaire.</description>
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      <title>119: Two Men Solve Sexism - You're Welcome!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-119</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and Micky tackle the world's problems. Turns out Trump is bad. Sexual assault is...also bad. Video game movies...pretty bad, but not as bad as the other two. But we learn nothing is as tragic as a flat tire. FILL THE SACK noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and Micky tackle the world's problems. Turn…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and Micky tackle the world's problems. Turns out Trump is bad. Sexual assault is...also bad. Video game movies...pretty bad, but not as bad as the other two. But we learn nothing is as tragic as a flat tire. FILL THE SACK noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>118: Marty v Mickey: Pod of Justice</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-118</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:42:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Just because we call it a comedy podcast doesn't mean it's a comedy podcast. As evidenced by today's topics: taxes, sexual assault, and mental illness. Shit gets real. Also, email us your 100 words based on Oblique Strategies: http://stoney.sb.org/eno/oblique.html. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Just because we call it a comedy podcast doesn't …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Just because we call it a comedy podcast doesn't mean it's a comedy podcast. As evidenced by today's topics: taxes, sexual assault, and mental illness. Shit gets real. Also, email us your 100 words based on Oblique Strategies: http://stoney.sb.org/eno/oblique.html. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>117: Goodbye, Connecticunt</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-117</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:32:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We bid farewell to guest MIRP, Peter WG. And we get into the icky mire of the Vegas shooting. Ugh. On a lighter note, Peter WG expresses his love of Dick. Send us your tattoo stories: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We bid farewell to guest MIRP, Peter WG. And we g…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We bid farewell to guest MIRP, Peter WG. And we get into the icky mire of the Vegas shooting. Ugh. On a lighter note, Peter WG expresses his love of Dick. Send us your tattoo stories: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>116: Marty the Shitty Life Coach</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-116</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:35:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After bloviating about some sort of senatorial conspiracy theory, Marty offers Mickey unsolicited career advice. You're welcome, Mickey. Plus, Mickey explains the "struggling" part of "struggling screenwriter." Then there's bucket list talk and the obligatory yurt talk. #YurtTalk</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After bloviating about some sort of senatorial co…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After bloviating about some sort of senatorial conspiracy theory, Marty offers Mickey unsolicited career advice. You're welcome, Mickey. Plus, Mickey explains the "struggling" part of "struggling screenwriter." Then there's bucket list talk and the obligatory yurt talk. #YurtTalk</description>
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      <title>115: Men Are the Worst</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-115</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Three male MIRPs mansplain why men are shitty and why James Woods is a prick. You're welcome, ladies. Then there's a bunch of race stuff, some anti-Aronofsky crap, and then one MIRP reveals his love of Target &amp; Del Taco. You're welcome, ladies. #WhiteQueso</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Three male MIRPs mansplain why men are shitty and…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Three male MIRPs mansplain why men are shitty and why James Woods is a prick. You're welcome, ladies. Then there's a bunch of race stuff, some anti-Aronofsky crap, and then one MIRP reveals his love of Target &amp; Del Taco. You're welcome, ladies. #WhiteQueso</description>
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      <title>114: Greetings from Wolfhamsterdam</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-114</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:40:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A potential singleton podcast gets a welcome interruption from across the pond. Listen in on Darren Husted's perspective on summer movies, Stephen King, Louis CK, and all things pop culture.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A potential singleton podcast gets a welcome inte…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A potential singleton podcast gets a welcome interruption from across the pond. Listen in on Darren Husted's perspective on summer movies, Stephen King, Louis CK, and all things pop culture.</description>
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      <title>112: A MIRP Three-Hander!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-112</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:45:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Mickey, Marty &amp; Krueger talk about a bunch of stuff: protests, creeps in showbiz, Jerry Lewis, mail sack. Cheez-its and laughs - what more do you need?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mickey, Marty &amp; Krueger talk about a bunch of stu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Mickey, Marty &amp; Krueger talk about a bunch of stuff: protests, creeps in showbiz, Jerry Lewis, mail sack. Cheez-its and laughs - what more do you need?</description>
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      <title>113: A Visit from Peter WG</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-113</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:41:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs take a look at Harvey, Louis CK's dong, and the giant pillars of light that ends every superhero movie. Then Marty brings the conversation down by talking about canine mortality. Plus, visiting MIRP, Peter WG, and Mickey fling as many dad jokes as possible at Krueger.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs take a look at Harvey, Louis CK's dong,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs take a look at Harvey, Louis CK's dong, and the giant pillars of light that ends every superhero movie. Then Marty brings the conversation down by talking about canine mortality. Plus, visiting MIRP, Peter WG, and Mickey fling as many dad jokes as possible at Krueger.</description>
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      <title>111: Don't panic...well, maybe just a little</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2017 04:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/111-dont-panicwell-maybe-just-a-little</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>To no one's surprise, Marty has something to say about Charlottesville. Thankfully guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, is there to offer some thoughtful insights. They talk about how much they should worry about the state of the country and then talk about movies they haven't seen. Mail us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com and go see DAVE MADE A MAZE!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>To no one's surprise, Marty has something to say …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>To no one's surprise, Marty has something to say about Charlottesville. Thankfully guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, is there to offer some thoughtful insights. They talk about how much they should worry about the state of the country and then talk about movies they haven't seen. Mail us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com and go see DAVE MADE A MAZE!</description>
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      <title>110: The Sex Positive Episode</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2017 00:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/110-the-sex-positive-episode</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra and Marty are joined by @LisaLaureta, comedian, animator, and sex positive podcaster. We learn the sexual predilections of married Orange County men and what the hell pan-sexual means. Plus, relationship advice, writing discussion, and the Google Anti-Diversity Manifesto.

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra and Marty are joined by @LisaLaureta, c…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra and Marty are joined by @LisaLaureta, comedian, animator, and sex positive podcaster. We learn the sexual predilections of married Orange County men and what the hell pan-sexual means. Plus, relationship advice, writing discussion, and the Google Anti-Diversity Manifesto.

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>109: Another Satisfying Two-Hander</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/109-another-satisfying-two-hander</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and Mickey take another pop culture dive and this time Mickey remembers something he's seen! Find out what his favorite movie of the year so far is and hear about the latest sci-fi show he's working on, "Noble &amp; Barnes." Questions and comments to: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and Mickey take another pop culture dive an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and Mickey take another pop culture dive and this time Mickey remembers something he's seen! Find out what his favorite movie of the year so far is and hear about the latest sci-fi show he's working on, "Noble &amp; Barnes." Questions and comments to: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="107107772" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/336999842-noonerdanmarty-109-another-satisfying-two-hander.mp3"/>
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      <title>108: Mickey's Two-Hander</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 00:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/108-mickeys-two-hander</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:40:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Two MIRPs enter today's Nooner and one emerges. Marty relentlessly bullies Mickey for his terrible memory. They talk about all the Comic-con trailers Mickey didn't see, their favorite Doctors, and the lame Democrats. Mickey redeems himself with his elaborate discourse on auteur theory...or does he?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Two MIRPs enter today's Nooner and one emerges. M…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Two MIRPs enter today's Nooner and one emerges. Marty relentlessly bullies Mickey for his terrible memory. They talk about all the Comic-con trailers Mickey didn't see, their favorite Doctors, and the lame Democrats. Mickey redeems himself with his elaborate discourse on auteur theory...or does he?</description>
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      <title>107: The Spiritual Suppository Show</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2017 06:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/107-the-spiritual-suppository-show</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by life coach, @DaleThorhammer who helps us stop stopping our unstoppable. Mind. Blown. Plus, the usual nonsense. @CassCardenes, @StephenKrueger, @BroussardMickey, @MartyYu</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by life coach, @DaleThorhamm…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by life coach, @DaleThorhammer who helps us stop stopping our unstoppable. Mind. Blown. Plus, the usual nonsense. @CassCardenes, @StephenKrueger, @BroussardMickey, @MartyYu</description>
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      <title>106: Sunday Drunky w/Steve Owens</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2017 11:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-106</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:18:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger is live and in the flesh, on this very special Sunday night drink-cast! Along with Marty &amp; Cassandra &amp; special guest. MIRP/listener, Steve Owens, laden with bottles of booze, tells us how he became the Zelig of podcasting. And then it all gets a little foggy...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger is live and in the flesh, on this very sp…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger is live and in the flesh, on this very special Sunday night drink-cast! Along with Marty &amp; Cassandra &amp; special guest. MIRP/listener, Steve Owens, laden with bottles of booze, tells us how he became the Zelig of podcasting. And then it all gets a little foggy...</description>
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      <title>105: The Podcast of 10,000 Horrors (movies)</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2017 21:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-105</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>MIRPs Marty, Cassandra, and Krueger graze lightly on the news before delving into the Han Solo movie controversy, women directors, and then Marty goes off on all the great horror movies of history. Let us know your Summer 2017 jam: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>MIRPs Marty, Cassandra, and Krueger graze lightly…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>MIRPs Marty, Cassandra, and Krueger graze lightly on the news before delving into the Han Solo movie controversy, women directors, and then Marty goes off on all the great horror movies of history. Let us know your Summer 2017 jam: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>104: How not to do a podcast</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2017 15:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-104</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>From the stumbly intro on, Krueger, Micky, and Marty talk about all the wrong things: racism, dad sperm, suicide, movies no one will see, and then more racism. You have been warned.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>From the stumbly intro on, Krueger, Micky, and Ma…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>From the stumbly intro on, Krueger, Micky, and Marty talk about all the wrong things: racism, dad sperm, suicide, movies no one will see, and then more racism. You have been warned.</description>
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      <title>103: Hacky Poop</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2017 23:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-103</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:41:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Three MIRPs talk the week's events: Cassandra talks Wonder Woman (no spoilers), Krueger mansplains comedy, while Marty talks....and talks...and talks... Politics, movies, rectal eels, poop, and back to politics. Nooner is a metaphor for life.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Three MIRPs talk the week's events: Cassandra tal…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Three MIRPs talk the week's events: Cassandra talks Wonder Woman (no spoilers), Krueger mansplains comedy, while Marty talks....and talks...and talks... Politics, movies, rectal eels, poop, and back to politics. Nooner is a metaphor for life.</description>
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      <title>102: Two Broke Cranks</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2017 14:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-102</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:12:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On an abbreviated, mellow pod, Krueger and Marty complain about social media, advertising, and about the kids who keep encroaching on our non-existent lawns. FILL OUR SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On an abbreviated, mellow pod, Krueger and Marty …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On an abbreviated, mellow pod, Krueger and Marty complain about social media, advertising, and about the kids who keep encroaching on our non-existent lawns. FILL OUR SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>101: Bill Explains Hollywood</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2017 23:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-101</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After talking about terrorism and student loans, Bill talks about his meteoric rise as a (potential) auteur. Cassandra and Vivian talk about (potential) girl-on-girl action. Marty gets into a (potential) bar fight. Krueger will be a (potential) Angeleno again. #KruegersBalls</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After talking about terrorism and student loans, …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After talking about terrorism and student loans, Bill talks about his meteoric rise as a (potential) auteur. Cassandra and Vivian talk about (potential) girl-on-girl action. Marty gets into a (potential) bar fight. Krueger will be a (potential) Angeleno again. #KruegersBalls</description>
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      <title>100: MIRP Baby Steps</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2017 18:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-100</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:42:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs talk about the summer movie slate. Cassandra asks the men how she should think about things, Mickey learns to swear, and Marty relates a terrifying dog tale. Plus some ranting about net neutrality.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs talk about the summer movie slate. Cass…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs talk about the summer movie slate. Cassandra asks the men how she should think about things, Mickey learns to swear, and Marty relates a terrifying dog tale. Plus some ranting about net neutrality.</description>
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      <title>99: The one with the blumper decker</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2017 19:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-099</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show, Marty gives you 10 minutes of Trump talk to skip after which Krueger and Cassandra compare sex moves until Mickey can't take it any more.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show, Marty gives you 10 minutes of Tr…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's show, Marty gives you 10 minutes of Trump talk to skip after which Krueger and Cassandra compare sex moves until Mickey can't take it any more.</description>
      <enclosure length="58945899" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/321158808-noonerdanmarty-nooner-099.mp3"/>
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      <title>98: Krueger will jack you off for $11,500</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2017 03:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-098</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:11:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>MIRPs in place? Check. Awesome guest (@gillygal)? Check. Krueger on the Skype machine? Check. Robotic sperm extractor? Check. Classic Nooner.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>MIRPs in place? Check. Awesome guest (@gillygal)?…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>MIRPs in place? Check. Awesome guest (@gillygal)? Check. Krueger on the Skype machine? Check. Robotic sperm extractor? Check. Classic Nooner.</description>
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      <title>97: Sausage Fest with Krueger</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2017 22:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/97-sausage-fest-with-krueger</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today the male MIRPs discuss stuff Scott doesn't know about. Mickey peels back the veil on his dating life. Krueger gives his assessment of the media landscape. And Marty still can't get shit to work. Business as usual.

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today the male MIRPs discuss stuff Scott doesn't …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today the male MIRPs discuss stuff Scott doesn't know about. Mickey peels back the veil on his dating life. Krueger gives his assessment of the media landscape. And Marty still can't get shit to work. Business as usual.

Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>96: Shit Be Crazy, Have a Pepsi</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2017 03:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/96-shit-be-crazy-have-a-pepsi</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty &amp; Mickey rant about the Man: kicking us off our airplanes, whitewashing our anime, putting sexual predators on the air, and ending riots with cola. Then we get an update from our MIRP on the street, @CrisMiller94. Game talk, comics, RPGs - all the stuff we can't talk about when Cwaire's around. 'Cause she'll cut us.
Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty &amp; Mickey rant about the Man: kicking us off…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty &amp; Mickey rant about the Man: kicking us off our airplanes, whitewashing our anime, putting sexual predators on the air, and ending riots with cola. Then we get an update from our MIRP on the street, @CrisMiller94. Game talk, comics, RPGs - all the stuff we can't talk about when Cwaire's around. 'Cause she'll cut us.
Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>95: How to make a feature film in your spare time</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2017 05:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/95-how-to-make-a-feature-film-in-your-spare-time</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today the MIRPs are joined by Winston Carter, improviser, actor, &amp;  screenwriter of "Spaghettiman," available on Amazon Prime. We nerd out on moviemaking, comedy, videogames, laziness, and why the fuck you would want to live in Los Angeles. Yay!
Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today the MIRPs are joined by Winston Carter, imp…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today the MIRPs are joined by Winston Carter, improviser, actor, &amp;  screenwriter of "Spaghettiman," available on Amazon Prime. We nerd out on moviemaking, comedy, videogames, laziness, and why the fuck you would want to live in Los Angeles. Yay!
Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>94: Wemma Matkins and Frames Janco teach us about Hollywood</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2017 05:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/94-wemma-matkins-and-frames-janco-teach-us-about-hollywood</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A trio of MIRPs talks about how (boo-hoo!) expensive life is. Mickey reveals his screenwriting tricks. Cassandra doesn't. Marty talks about the movie-going experience. And then a bunch of celebrity twin siblings reveal Hollywood's biggest secrets! Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A trio of MIRPs talks about how (boo-hoo!) expens…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A trio of MIRPs talks about how (boo-hoo!) expensive life is. Mickey reveals his screenwriting tricks. Cassandra doesn't. Marty talks about the movie-going experience. And then a bunch of celebrity twin siblings reveal Hollywood's biggest secrets! Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>93: Solo Bolo with a NetHead</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2017 19:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/93-solo-bolo-with-a-nethead</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:30:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, drops in on the podcast for a tête-à-tête with Marty. They wonk out on healthcare, Marty gives his 3-minute origin story, plus the usual nerd talk. BONUS: Marty and WIll reveal the secret to artistic success. Don't forget to fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, drops in on the podcast…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, drops in on the podcast for a tête-à-tête with Marty. They wonk out on healthcare, Marty gives his 3-minute origin story, plus the usual nerd talk. BONUS: Marty and WIll reveal the secret to artistic success. Don't forget to fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>92: MIRP Nerdgasm</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/92-mirp-nerdgasm</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Micky Broussard and Scott Cassidy return to join the MIRPs as we talk comic books, RPGs, horror movies, and the opioid crisis - all things Cassandra, basically. Join the conv and fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Micky Broussard and Scott Cassidy return to join …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Micky Broussard and Scott Cassidy return to join the MIRPs as we talk comic books, RPGs, horror movies, and the opioid crisis - all things Cassandra, basically. Join the conv and fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>91: Tight and Sweet - A Netheads crossover ep</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2017 04:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/91-tight-and-sweet-a-netheads-crossover-ep</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:30:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty and guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, discuss the Oscars, Bill Paxton, and other stuff - all in 30 minutes. Excelsior!

Fill our mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty and guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, discuss the O…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty and guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, discuss the Oscars, Bill Paxton, and other stuff - all in 30 minutes. Excelsior!

Fill our mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>90: We got the band back together!</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2017 00:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-090</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a MIRP godsend! Steve Krueger and Bill Watterson return to the mics, joining Gisele, Cassandra &amp; Marty. They regale us with tales of film festivals and near-death experiences. Not to be missed! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a MIRP godsend! Steve Krueger and Bill Watte…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a MIRP godsend! Steve Krueger and Bill Watterson return to the mics, joining Gisele, Cassandra &amp; Marty. They regale us with tales of film festivals and near-death experiences. Not to be missed! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>89: The Return of Ruggiero</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2017 05:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/89-the-return-of-ruggiero</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After Marty blathers on about something or other, Cassandra unloads the passengers in her car, and Vivian gets some undeserved high fives, the MIRPs are joined by Diane Ruggiero, who shares tales from the writer's room, espouses her love of K-dramas, and promptly loses her sci-fi fan club membership card.

Did you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After Marty blathers on about something or other,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After Marty blathers on about something or other, Cassandra unloads the passengers in her car, and Vivian gets some undeserved high fives, the MIRPs are joined by Diane Ruggiero, who shares tales from the writer's room, espouses her love of K-dramas, and promptly loses her sci-fi fan club membership card.

Did you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>88: Singing About Stuff</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2017 05:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/88-singing-about-stuff</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Cassandra and Vivian return for 2017 with Marty and last about two minutes before talking about politics. But we quickly move on to Bill's triumph at Slamdance, gay Paris, and Cassandra's theater debut. Check out the new mail sack theme song, 100 words, and more!

Did you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassandra and Vivian return for 2017 with Marty a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Cassandra and Vivian return for 2017 with Marty and last about two minutes before talking about politics. But we quickly move on to Bill's triumph at Slamdance, gay Paris, and Cassandra's theater debut. Check out the new mail sack theme song, 100 words, and more!

Did you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>87: Scott's Giant Swinging Schlong</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2017 06:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/87-scotts-giant-swinging-schlong</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty is perplexed why women didn't thank him for marching, Gisele shows off her potty mouth, and Scott shows off his manhood.

Did you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty is perplexed why women didn't thank him for…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty is perplexed why women didn't thank him for marching, Gisele shows off her potty mouth, and Scott shows off his manhood.

Did you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>86: Death or Glory</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/86-death-or-glory</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:27:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sour MIRPs gather to discuss protests, mortality, and the upcoming inauguration. Perfect fodder for a comedy podcast. 

Did you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sour MIRPs gather to discuss protests, mortality,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sour MIRPs gather to discuss protests, mortality, and the upcoming inauguration. Perfect fodder for a comedy podcast. 

Did you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>85: Nerdtastic Nooner</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/85-nerdtastic-nooner</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:45:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest star, NetHeads' Will Wilkins, compares political soapboxes with Marty. They do a deep dive on The Golden Globes, their favorite comic of 2016, gadgets, New Year's, and more. And they make it very clear that they are not nerdy pedophiles. Just nerdy.

 Chime in at noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest star, NetHeads' Will Wilkins, compa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Special guest star, NetHeads' Will Wilkins, compares political soapboxes with Marty. They do a deep dive on The Golden Globes, their favorite comic of 2016, gadgets, New Year's, and more. And they make it very clear that they are not nerdy pedophiles. Just nerdy.

 Chime in at noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>84: House of MIRPs End of Year Extravaganza!</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2016 23:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/84-house-of-mirps-end-of-year-extravaganza</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:59:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In our last Nooner of 2016, we reflect on a good/shitty year in an alcohol haze. With special guests, the Midge, Mickey Broussard, Maria Bamford, plus listeners Peter WG and David Castro! Tons of laughs, cookies, and booze. Here's to 2017!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In our last Nooner of 2016, we reflect on a good/…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In our last Nooner of 2016, we reflect on a good/shitty year in an alcohol haze. With special guests, the Midge, Mickey Broussard, Maria Bamford, plus listeners Peter WG and David Castro! Tons of laughs, cookies, and booze. Here's to 2017!</description>
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      <title>83: Embracing the Robutt Takeover</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2016 07:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/83-embracing-the-robutt-takeover</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:07:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a full house of MIRPs, including special guest, Mickey Broussard. The MIRPs agree to become slave to the robutts in exchange for cheap Christmas gifts. We also talk Supergirl and get into some juicy, cheesy softballs. Mmmm...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a full house of MIRPs, including special gue…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a full house of MIRPs, including special guest, Mickey Broussard. The MIRPs agree to become slave to the robutts in exchange for cheap Christmas gifts. We also talk Supergirl and get into some juicy, cheesy softballs. Mmmm...</description>
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      <title>82: Good Will Hunting the Undead Poet's Society</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2016 20:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/82-good-will-hunting-the-undead-poets-society</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Joined again by Mr. Maria Bamford (Scott Marvel Cassidy), the MIRPs explore why we love fake news so damned much, how director's fuck with actors, Christmas movies, and gift giving. Chime in at noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joined again by Mr. Maria Bamford (Scott Marvel C…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Joined again by Mr. Maria Bamford (Scott Marvel Cassidy), the MIRPs explore why we love fake news so damned much, how director's fuck with actors, Christmas movies, and gift giving. Chime in at noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>81: One of America's Top Comics'... husband!</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2016 23:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/81-one-of-americas-top-comics-husband</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Visual artist, graphic novelist, and aspiring comedian, Scott Marvel Cassidy joins the MIRPs to share his deepest dark secrets and his courtship with Maria Bamford. Check out his website: http://www.scottmarvelcassidy.com.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Visual artist, graphic novelist, and aspiring com…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Visual artist, graphic novelist, and aspiring comedian, Scott Marvel Cassidy joins the MIRPs to share his deepest dark secrets and his courtship with Maria Bamford. Check out his website: http://www.scottmarvelcassidy.com.

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>80: Marty Gets Saved (by Gisele &amp; Cassandra)</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/80-marty-gets-saved-by-gisele-cassandra</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty slowly spirals into a solo abyss before being rescued by two passing MIRPs. Clickbait, fleshlights, Tootsie Pops, Black Friday, holistic detectives, and more! It's all crammed into one big Nooner. 

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty slowly spirals into a solo abyss before bei…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty slowly spirals into a solo abyss before being rescued by two passing MIRPs. Clickbait, fleshlights, Tootsie Pops, Black Friday, holistic detectives, and more! It's all crammed into one big Nooner. 

Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>79: Bracing for the Shitstorm</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2016 02:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/79-bracing-for-the-shitstorm</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a brief solo-bolo, Marty laments the election of President Trump in his pinko-liberal echo chamber.  Don't worry, folks. It's not all politics. Some Ditko talk. Mail sack. But mostly politics. CU next Tuesday!

Get your emails in for the next live show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a brief solo-bolo, Marty laments the election …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a brief solo-bolo, Marty laments the election of President Trump in his pinko-liberal echo chamber.  Don't worry, folks. It's not all politics. Some Ditko talk. Mail sack. But mostly politics. CU next Tuesday!

Get your emails in for the next live show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>78: Nooner Voter</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2016 04:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/78-nooner-voter</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Apologies for a politics-heavy podcast, but it's Election Day! But we get to some juicy emails, a visit from Gisele, and some TV talk. See you next Tuesday! Unless the new thought police arrests us for our idiocy.

Get your emails in for the next live show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Apologies for a politics-heavy podcast, but it's …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Apologies for a politics-heavy podcast, but it's Election Day! But we get to some juicy emails, a visit from Gisele, and some TV talk. See you next Tuesday! Unless the new thought police arrests us for our idiocy.

Get your emails in for the next live show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>77: Nooner Meditation</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/77-nooner-meditation</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:34:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are back! Marty tries 28 days of meditation, Cassandra bulks up her celebrity impressions catalog, and we hear from Steve Krueger and Marty's mom. Excelsior!
 Get your emails in for the next live show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are back! Marty tries 28 days of medita…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are back! Marty tries 28 days of meditation, Cassandra bulks up her celebrity impressions catalog, and we hear from Steve Krueger and Marty's mom. Excelsior!
 Get your emails in for the next live show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>76: After Nooner</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/76-after-nooner</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:27:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a pre-recorded cast with Jason K. returning, the MIRPs talk about good news before diving into the mail sack with Peter WG and Cris Miller. Get your emails in for the next live show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a pre-recorded cast with Jason K. returning, t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a pre-recorded cast with Jason K. returning, the MIRPs talk about good news before diving into the mail sack with Peter WG and Cris Miller. Get your emails in for the next live show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com!</description>
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      <title>75: The Away Game</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/75-the-away-game</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:58:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A trio of MIRPs goes over relationship stuff, election fixing and whatnot. Pre-recorded and a little drunky and a lot of fun.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A trio of MIRPs goes over relationship stuff, ele…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A trio of MIRPs goes over relationship stuff, election fixing and whatnot. Pre-recorded and a little drunky and a lot of fun.</description>
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      <title>74: The Comeback</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2016 00:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/74-the-comeback</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:16:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's comeback episode, Marty reminds us again how not all Asians are technical geniuses. In a rare solo podcast, he mumbles his way through some election and wedding talk until listeners call in to help make it a true ep. Shouts out to @crismiller94 and @revt23 for the saves.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's comeback episode, Marty reminds us aga…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's comeback episode, Marty reminds us again how not all Asians are technical geniuses. In a rare solo podcast, he mumbles his way through some election and wedding talk until listeners call in to help make it a true ep. Shouts out to @crismiller94 and @revt23 for the saves.</description>
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      <title>73: Tuesday, September 20, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-073</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today Marty fucks up the livecast so you all can get a sclusy for the first part of the podcast where Gisele dispenses some wisdom. We talk drugs (not the fun kind) and how to start conversations with random people with today's special guest, Goodwill photographer, Jason Katsufrakis! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today Marty fucks up the livecast so you all can …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today Marty fucks up the livecast so you all can get a sclusy for the first part of the podcast where Gisele dispenses some wisdom. We talk drugs (not the fun kind) and how to start conversations with random people with today's special guest, Goodwill photographer, Jason Katsufrakis! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>72: Tuesday, September 13, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2016 19:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-72</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Nooner celebrates Caleb's birthday and gives the worst advice you could possibly give a 12-year-old. John and Marty fight. Gisele tries to make peace. Cassandra reveals the secret of her flan-like skin. #RIPGeneWilder Tune in for Sunday's #BrisketCast</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Nooner celebrates Caleb's birthday and gives the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Nooner celebrates Caleb's birthday and gives the worst advice you could possibly give a 12-year-old. John and Marty fight. Gisele tries to make peace. Cassandra reveals the secret of her flan-like skin. #RIPGeneWilder Tune in for Sunday's #BrisketCast</description>
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      <title>71: Sunday, September 4,2016</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/71-sunday-september-42016</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:09:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On a very special weekend Brisket-Cast, the MIRPs welcome the Midge (thanks, Cassandra, for letting him out of Cwaire's pocket), and the NetHeads' Will Wilkins. So much fun and nonsense and booziness. Back live next Tuesday, so email in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On a very special weekend Brisket-Cast, the MIRPs…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On a very special weekend Brisket-Cast, the MIRPs welcome the Midge (thanks, Cassandra, for letting him out of Cwaire's pocket), and the NetHeads' Will Wilkins. So much fun and nonsense and booziness. Back live next Tuesday, so email in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>70: Tuesday, August 30, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2016 13:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-070</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today, a trio of MIRPs listen to your reactions on last week's thought provoking discussion on race and the police. Marty geeks out over Asian superheroes. Gisele teaches us how to spell her name. John takes his shoes off. Plus, a very MIRPy short story. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today, a trio of MIRPs listen to your reactions o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today, a trio of MIRPs listen to your reactions on last week's thought provoking discussion on race and the police. Marty geeks out over Asian superheroes. Gisele teaches us how to spell her name. John takes his shoes off. Plus, a very MIRPy short story. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>69: Tuesday, August 23, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2016 19:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-069</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:06:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today, a trio of MIRPs listen to your reactions on last week's thought provoking discussion on race and the police. Marty geeks out over Asian superheroes. Gisele teaches us how to spell her name. John takes his shoes off. Plus, a very MIRPy short story. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today, a trio of MIRPs listen to your reactions o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today, a trio of MIRPs listen to your reactions on last week's thought provoking discussion on race and the police. Marty geeks out over Asian superheroes. Gisele teaches us how to spell her name. John takes his shoes off. Plus, a very MIRPy short story. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>68: Tuesday, August 16, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2016 18:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-068</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Stuntman and actor extraordinaire, Buddy Sosthand, schools Marty on Black Lives Matter, John Pirruccello tries to prove he's not a racist, Cassandra talks bread pudding, and Gisele listens. Big ups to @stevedave47 for hooking us up to @scottsigler and his Generations trilogy! Fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Stuntman and actor extraordinaire, Buddy Sosthand…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Stuntman and actor extraordinaire, Buddy Sosthand, schools Marty on Black Lives Matter, John Pirruccello tries to prove he's not a racist, Cassandra talks bread pudding, and Gisele listens. Big ups to @stevedave47 for hooking us up to @scottsigler and his Generations trilogy! Fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>67: Tuesday, August 9, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2016 01:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-67</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:02:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In an intimate MIRP-a-trois, Cassandra teaches Marty about toxic masculinity and John explains to her why she's wrong. Oh, and much, much mail sack. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In an intimate MIRP-a-trois, Cassandra teaches Ma…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In an intimate MIRP-a-trois, Cassandra teaches Marty about toxic masculinity and John explains to her why she's wrong. Oh, and much, much mail sack. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>66: Tuesday, July 26, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2016 03:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-066</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Democratic National Convention vs. Comic-Con: The MIRP-down! Cwaire throws shade at a certain hockey-jerseyed filmmaker. Plus, Poop Talk, with John Pirruccello. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Democratic National Convention vs. Comic-Con: The…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Democratic National Convention vs. Comic-Con: The MIRP-down! Cwaire throws shade at a certain hockey-jerseyed filmmaker. Plus, Poop Talk, with John Pirruccello. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="56784757" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/275709310-noonerdanmarty-nooner-066.mp3"/>
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      <title>65: Tuesday, July 19, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2016 17:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-065</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Four MIRPs try to solve the world's problems: Gisele with love, Cassandra with rage, John with interrupting, Marty with...damn it, John! Plus, a surprise Skype call from Finland. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Four MIRPs try to solve the world's problems: Gis…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Four MIRPs try to solve the world's problems: Gisele with love, Cassandra with rage, John with interrupting, Marty with...damn it, John! Plus, a surprise Skype call from Finland. noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="59131335" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/274727737-noonerdanmarty-nooner-065.mp3"/>
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      <title>64: Tuesday, July 12, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2016 21:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-064</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty's solo cast spirals towards despair until a surprise Skype visit saves the day! Pokemon Go! Travel! Surprise announcements! Fun, fun!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty's solo cast spirals towards despair until a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty's solo cast spirals towards despair until a surprise Skype visit saves the day! Pokemon Go! Travel! Surprise announcements! Fun, fun!</description>
      <enclosure length="53595923" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/273371828-noonerdanmarty-nooner-064.mp3"/>
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      <title>63: Tuesday, June 28, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2016 21:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-063</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:03:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs get sincerely complimented today as they talk about the Supreme Court, GoT, book clubs, and a bunch of other stuff. Plus, they are visited by a bunch of people from @CassCardenes's car. #WWGD</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs get sincerely complimented today as the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs get sincerely complimented today as they talk about the Supreme Court, GoT, book clubs, and a bunch of other stuff. Plus, they are visited by a bunch of people from @CassCardenes's car. #WWGD</description>
      <enclosure length="59972351" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/271464302-noonerdanmarty-nooner-063.mp3"/>
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      <title>62: Tuesday, June 21, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-062</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Superfan @PeterWG returns to the mic. John tours Marty's kitchen, Marty drops some names, and Gisele doles out some Cleveland Cavalier love. For reals! Don't forget to email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com.
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Superfan @PeterWG returns to the mic. John tours …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Superfan @PeterWG returns to the mic. John tours Marty's kitchen, Marty drops some names, and Gisele doles out some Cleveland Cavalier love. For reals! Don't forget to email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com.
</description>
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      <title>61: Tuesday, June 14, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-061</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:41:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs try to find sense in the senseless and humor in the humorless with Cassandra leading the charge. #FightTheFight.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs try to find sense in the senseless and …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs try to find sense in the senseless and humor in the humorless with Cassandra leading the charge. #FightTheFight.</description>
      <enclosure length="97680857" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/270535357-noonerdanmarty-nooner-061.mp3"/>
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      <title>60: Tuesday, June 7, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2016 17:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-060</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:01:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show, John talks voting, Gisele tells how to give notes, Cassandra thanks you, Marty whines about summer movies and Cwaire weighs in on Yoga Hosers. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show, John talks voting, Gisele tells …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's show, John talks voting, Gisele tells how to give notes, Cassandra thanks you, Marty whines about summer movies and Cwaire weighs in on Yoga Hosers. </description>
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      <title>59: Tuesday, May 31, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2016 21:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-059</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show, Cassandra yells at Marty for trying to correct the internet. More Ghostbusters talk. Zoo talk. More tiresome Drumpf talk. Gisele talk. And of course John talk. noonerpodcast@gmail.com
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show, Cassandra yells at Marty for try…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's show, Cassandra yells at Marty for trying to correct the internet. More Ghostbusters talk. Zoo talk. More tiresome Drumpf talk. Gisele talk. And of course John talk. noonerpodcast@gmail.com
</description>
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      <title>58: Tuesday, May 24, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2016 21:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-058</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:07:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a six-way MIRP-gasm! Bill returns with tales of improv and moviemaking. Gisele and Cwaire fear the reaper. Marty learns the internet is full of meanies. Vivian and Cassandra take a stand on Ghostbusters. Oh, and John.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a six-way MIRP-gasm! Bill returns with tales…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a six-way MIRP-gasm! Bill returns with tales of improv and moviemaking. Gisele and Cwaire fear the reaper. Marty learns the internet is full of meanies. Vivian and Cassandra take a stand on Ghostbusters. Oh, and John.</description>
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      <title>57: Tuesday, May 17, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2016 12:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-057</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:46:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The four MIRPs return after a week's hiatus to talk about if you can forgive assholes, Redditing, and whatnot. Then we take a dive into a turgid mail sack. Have you emailed us? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The four MIRPs return after a week's hiatus to ta…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The four MIRPs return after a week's hiatus to talk about if you can forgive assholes, Redditing, and whatnot. Then we take a dive into a turgid mail sack. Have you emailed us? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="51921192" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/265047583-noonerdanmarty-nooner-057.mp3"/>
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      <title>56: Tuesday, May 3, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2016 02:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-056</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty talks stupid presidential stuff, Cassandra talks GoT spoilers, and John talks over everyone. And then Gisele shows up. Spoiler alert: #TypicalNooner</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty talks stupid presidential stuff, Cassandra …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty talks stupid presidential stuff, Cassandra talks GoT spoilers, and John talks over everyone. And then Gisele shows up. Spoiler alert: #TypicalNooner</description>
      <enclosure length="56928492" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/262717497-noonerdanmarty-nooner-056.mp3"/>
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      <title>55: Tuesday, April 26, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2016 07:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-055</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:04:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today, the MIRPs are joined by actress, April Mouton (@ApeSheep). We do our best to get @JohnPirruccello to spill the beans on Twin Peaks and we wade through a hefty mail sack. Keep 'em coming! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today, the MIRPs are joined by actress, April Mou…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today, the MIRPs are joined by actress, April Mouton (@ApeSheep). We do our best to get @JohnPirruccello to spill the beans on Twin Peaks and we wade through a hefty mail sack. Keep 'em coming! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
      <enclosure length="60547228" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/262256689-noonerdanmarty-nooner-055.mp3"/>
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      <title>54: Tuesday, April 19, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2016 21:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-054</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:44:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a two-fer with Marty and Cassandra. We get real talking about the Midge's make-believe porn habits, living in L.A., and Megan Fox's family life. Why do we know about that?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a two-fer with Marty and Cassandra. We get r…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a two-fer with Marty and Cassandra. We get real talking about the Midge's make-believe porn habits, living in L.A., and Megan Fox's family life. Why do we know about that?</description>
      <enclosure length="51023196" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/260081965-noonerdanmarty-nooner-054.mp3"/>
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      <title>53: Tuesday, April 12, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2016 21:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-053</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:55:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On a very special boozy Nooner, @BillTweeterson returns to interrupt @MartyYu.@VivianIzCool joins in celebrating @CassCardenes' birthday! Crack open a cold one for this one.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On a very special boozy Nooner, @BillTweeterson r…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On a very special boozy Nooner, @BillTweeterson returns to interrupt @MartyYu.@VivianIzCool joins in celebrating @CassCardenes' birthday! Crack open a cold one for this one.</description>
      <enclosure length="56428598" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/259044390-noonerdanmarty-nooner-053.mp3"/>
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      <title>52: Saturday, April 2, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2016 00:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-052</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:12:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On a very special boozy Nooner, @BillTweeterson returns to interrupt @MartyYu.@VivianIzCool joins in celebrating @CassCardenes' birthday! Crack open a cold one for this one.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On a very special boozy Nooner, @BillTweeterson r…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On a very special boozy Nooner, @BillTweeterson returns to interrupt @MartyYu.@VivianIzCool joins in celebrating @CassCardenes' birthday! Crack open a cold one for this one.</description>
      <enclosure length="64598599" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/257348938-noonerdanmarty-nooner-052.mp3"/>
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      <title>51: Tuesday, March 29, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2016 22:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-051</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today, the MIRPs meet Kate Murdoch, writer/producer/actor of The Last Treasure Hunt. Also, Marty tries to make assholes behave better, Gisele reveals the secret to writing, and we also learn what makes Cassandra gag.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today, the MIRPs meet Kate Murdoch, writer/produc…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today, the MIRPs meet Kate Murdoch, writer/producer/actor of The Last Treasure Hunt. Also, Marty tries to make assholes behave better, Gisele reveals the secret to writing, and we also learn what makes Cassandra gag.</description>
      <enclosure length="54001754" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/256350125-noonerdanmarty-nooner-051.mp3"/>
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      <title>50: Tuesday, March 22, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2016 09:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-050</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:09:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@EmelieOHara returns with artist/musician, Eva Avenue. The MIRPs cover wealth and happiness, Russian superdrugs, and we do our best to spoil every movie out there. Ta-dah! #SpoilersWithoutContext.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@EmelieOHara returns with artist/musician, Eva Av…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@EmelieOHara returns with artist/musician, Eva Avenue. The MIRPs cover wealth and happiness, Russian superdrugs, and we do our best to spoil every movie out there. Ta-dah! #SpoilersWithoutContext.</description>
      <enclosure length="63147742" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/253988661-noonerdanmarty-nooner-050.mp3"/>
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      <title>49: Tuesday, March 15, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2016 01:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-049</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Today's MIRP chaos is joined by @VivianIzCool. We talk cheese, encryption, and do a lot of visual stuff that's great for podcasts. But at least we don't talk about a blustery orange man for once.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today's MIRP chaos is joined by @VivianIzCool. We…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Today's MIRP chaos is joined by @VivianIzCool. We talk cheese, encryption, and do a lot of visual stuff that's great for podcasts. But at least we don't talk about a blustery orange man for once.</description>
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      <title>48: Tuesday, March 8, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2016 21:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-048</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are joined by @Peter_Awesome. We get into Drumpf, movie twists, soup - yes, soup! - and tons more. Plus a sketch from @GiseleNett. Excelsior!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are joined by @Peter_Awesome. We get in…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are joined by @Peter_Awesome. We get into Drumpf, movie twists, soup - yes, soup! - and tons more. Plus a sketch from @GiseleNett. Excelsior!</description>
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      <title>46: Tuesday, February 23, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2016 02:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-046</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a mutiny! The FIRPs (Female Internet Radio Personalities) take over Nooner today. Marty is kicked out of his own lair leaving the mics to @CassCardenes, @GiseleNett, and returning guest, @VivianizCool. They talk politics, news, empathy, and raid Marty's fridge.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a mutiny! The FIRPs (Female Internet Radio P…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a mutiny! The FIRPs (Female Internet Radio Personalities) take over Nooner today. Marty is kicked out of his own lair leaving the mics to @CassCardenes, @GiseleNett, and returning guest, @VivianizCool. They talk politics, news, empathy, and raid Marty's fridge.</description>
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      <title>47: Tuesday, March 1, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2016 02:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-047</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:41:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@KayGull joins the MIRPs for a Super Tuesday show and Oscars debriefing. Plus, we get a behind the scenes look at the hours of effort it takes to make every Nooner. And @JohnPirruccello smells like salami.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@KayGull joins the MIRPs for a Super Tuesday show…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@KayGull joins the MIRPs for a Super Tuesday show and Oscars debriefing. Plus, we get a behind the scenes look at the hours of effort it takes to make every Nooner. And @JohnPirruccello smells like salami.</description>
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      <title>45: Tuesday, February 16, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2016 03:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-045</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:32:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs trickle into the lair, including comedian @VivianIzCool. Supreme Court, Valentine's Day, Deadpool, plus Cwaire reads from her prison journal. FILL THE SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs trickle into the lair, including comedi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs trickle into the lair, including comedian @VivianIzCool. Supreme Court, Valentine's Day, Deadpool, plus Cwaire reads from her prison journal. FILL THE SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>44: Tuesday, February 9, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2016 04:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-044</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The MIRPs are back, throwing softballs at today's guest, @mindshawk. We get the inside scoop on online videos, romantic comedies, and *yawn* the primaries.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The MIRPs are back, throwing softballs at today's…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The MIRPs are back, throwing softballs at today's guest, @mindshawk. We get the inside scoop on online videos, romantic comedies, and *yawn* the primaries.</description>
      <enclosure length="55587979" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/246632782-noonerdanmarty-nooner-044.mp3"/>
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      <title>43: Tuesday, January 26, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2016 20:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-043</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We bid a fond farewell to @billtweeterson, meet Patrick @Fisackerly, check in with Cwaire, talk about Planned Parenthood, and dig in deep into the mail sack.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We bid a fond farewell to @billtweeterson, meet P…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We bid a fond farewell to @billtweeterson, meet Patrick @Fisackerly, check in with Cwaire, talk about Planned Parenthood, and dig in deep into the mail sack.</description>
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      <title>42: Tuesday, January 19, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2016 02:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-042</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:45:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In a purely podded episode, the MIRPs discuss everything from MLK to horrifying sitcoms to detoxing and the fact that @casscardenes has never used a payphone. Why haven't you filled our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a purely podded episode, the MIRPs discuss eve…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In a purely podded episode, the MIRPs discuss everything from MLK to horrifying sitcoms to detoxing and the fact that @casscardenes has never used a payphone. Why haven't you filled our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>41: Tuesday, January 12, 2016</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2016 17:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-041</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:05:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a full house of MIRPs on the first Nooner of 2016! Today, we learn a little (fake) Chinese, start a death pool, and pay tribute to the man who fell to Earth. Not much has changed in the new year. Don't forget to fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a full house of MIRPs on the first Nooner of…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a full house of MIRPs on the first Nooner of 2016! Today, we learn a little (fake) Chinese, start a death pool, and pay tribute to the man who fell to Earth. Not much has changed in the new year. Don't forget to fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>40: Tuesday, December 29, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-040</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:48:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>For our last MIRPcast of 2015, we welcome back Tom and Tabitha Chalmers and talk Star Wars sex toys, one word letters, and when the robots take over. All your balls are belong to us! See you in 2016!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>For our last MIRPcast of 2015, we welcome back To…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>For our last MIRPcast of 2015, we welcome back Tom and Tabitha Chalmers and talk Star Wars sex toys, one word letters, and when the robots take over. All your balls are belong to us! See you in 2016!</description>
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      <title>39: Tuesday, December 22, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-039</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In the hangover episode after the Boozecast, the MIRPs get a visit from @StephenKrueger, who is on to promote his new demotivational speaking tour. Merry Christmas!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the hangover episode after the Boozecast, the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In the hangover episode after the Boozecast, the MIRPs get a visit from @StephenKrueger, who is on to promote his new demotivational speaking tour. Merry Christmas!</description>
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      <title>38: Sunday, December 20, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-038</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On a very special holiday vegan boozy Nooner, we Periscope the entire show, making for excellent podcast! Gisele does a shot of rum...and then it all gets kinda fuzzy. Email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com to let us know what happened.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On a very special holiday vegan boozy Nooner, we …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On a very special holiday vegan boozy Nooner, we Periscope the entire show, making for excellent podcast! Gisele does a shot of rum...and then it all gets kinda fuzzy. Email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com to let us know what happened.</description>
      <enclosure length="113146328" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/238721234-noonerdanmarty-nooner-038.mp3"/>
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      <title>37: Tuesday, December 15, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-037</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Krueger almost makes it on the show, but in the meanwhile, @casscardenes and @billtweeterson dispense advice on how to avoid family arguments over the holidays, @giselenett doesn't list her favorite movies of the year, and @martyyu struggles with the knobs and wires, as per usual.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Krueger almost makes it on the show, but in the m…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Krueger almost makes it on the show, but in the meanwhile, @casscardenes and @billtweeterson dispense advice on how to avoid family arguments over the holidays, @giselenett doesn't list her favorite movies of the year, and @martyyu struggles with the knobs and wires, as per usual.</description>
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      <title>36: Tuesday, December 8, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/36-tuesday-december-8-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:42:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On a very special Nooner, @casscardenes' mother comes into the lair for a visit. Plus, we get @peterwgacek on the mic. We talk birds and bees, old-school arcade games, and we get a terrifying glimpse into @billtweeterson's twisted mind.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On a very special Nooner, @casscardenes' mother c…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On a very special Nooner, @casscardenes' mother comes into the lair for a visit. Plus, we get @peterwgacek on the mic. We talk birds and bees, old-school arcade games, and we get a terrifying glimpse into @billtweeterson's twisted mind.</description>
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      <title>35: Tuesday, December 1, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/35-tuesday-december-1-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@martyyu gets the rest of the MIRPs to bloviate about politics. Black Friday tales, seldom seen sleeper movies, plus @casscardenes, @johnpirruccello, @billtweeterson, and @giselenett reveal their snobby sides.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@martyyu gets the rest of the MIRPs to bloviate a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@martyyu gets the rest of the MIRPs to bloviate about politics. Black Friday tales, seldom seen sleeper movies, plus @casscardenes, @johnpirruccello, @billtweeterson, and @giselenett reveal their snobby sides.</description>
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      <title>34: Tuesday, November 24, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-034</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@billtweeterson, @casscardenes, @giselenett, and @martyyu thank each other, in true, Thanksgiving fashion. Gisele is surprised that Bill listens. Cassandra cleans house. Marty delivers Chinese food. Fuck...Cleveland?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@billtweeterson, @casscardenes, @giselenett, and …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@billtweeterson, @casscardenes, @giselenett, and @martyyu thank each other, in true, Thanksgiving fashion. Gisele is surprised that Bill listens. Cassandra cleans house. Marty delivers Chinese food. Fuck...Cleveland?</description>
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      <title>33: Tuesday, November 17, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-033</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In today's show, we discuss how to respond to tragedy without looking like a total douchebag. And eventually someone says something funny (thanks, Cassandra). And then Bill gets mad at being called nice (fuck you, Bill).</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In today's show, we discuss how to respond to tra…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In today's show, we discuss how to respond to tragedy without looking like a total douchebag. And eventually someone says something funny (thanks, Cassandra). And then Bill gets mad at being called nice (fuck you, Bill).</description>
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      <title>32: Tuesday, November 10, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2015 05:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-032</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:38:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Racism on campus, dirty sex tips, other people's podcasts, and bad Bill imitations. Join @casscardenes, @johnpirruccello, @giselenett, and @martyyu!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Racism on campus, dirty sex tips, other people's …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Racism on campus, dirty sex tips, other people's podcasts, and bad Bill imitations. Join @casscardenes, @johnpirruccello, @giselenett, and @martyyu!</description>
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      <title>31: Tuesday, November 3, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-031</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@casscardenes dispenses dating advice, @giselenett has a big announcement, @billtweeterson shits on his own jokes, and @johnpirruccello eats breakfast. Oh, and @martyyu.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@casscardenes dispenses dating advice, @giselenet…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@casscardenes dispenses dating advice, @giselenett has a big announcement, @billtweeterson shits on his own jokes, and @johnpirruccello eats breakfast. Oh, and @martyyu.</description>
      <enclosure length="135297469" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/232395333-noonerdanmarty-nooner-031.mp3"/>
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      <title>30: Tuesday, October 27, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2015 05:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-030</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a revolving door of visitors on today's episode including @johnpirruccello's psychiatrist, Jonna Tamases, and a trick-or-treater who wants to re-make all of Kevin's movies. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a revolving door of visitors on today's epis…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a revolving door of visitors on today's episode including @johnpirruccello's psychiatrist, Jonna Tamases, and a trick-or-treater who wants to re-make all of Kevin's movies. </description>
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      <title>29: Tuesday, October 20, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2015 05:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-029</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:52:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest listener, PeterWG, joins the MIRPs today. @johnpirruccello and @billtweeterson get into a velvet off, @martyyu exposes his mangina, @casscardenes breaks up with Siri, and @giselenett takes some amazing podcast-worthy photos.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest listener, PeterWG, joins the MIRPs …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Special guest listener, PeterWG, joins the MIRPs today. @johnpirruccello and @billtweeterson get into a velvet off, @martyyu exposes his mangina, @casscardenes breaks up with Siri, and @giselenett takes some amazing podcast-worthy photos.</description>
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      <title>28: Tuesday, October 13, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-028</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:56:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's a fantastic foursome where @casscardenes reveals her true feelings about Anne Hathaway, @johnpirrucello gossips on gossip, @martyyu blathers about whatever he blathers about, and @giselenett brings us your 100 words!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a fantastic foursome where @casscardenes rev…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's a fantastic foursome where @casscardenes reveals her true feelings about Anne Hathaway, @johnpirrucello gossips on gossip, @martyyu blathers about whatever he blathers about, and @giselenett brings us your 100 words!</description>
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      <title>27: Tuesday, September 29, 201</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2015 04:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-027</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:34:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@GiseleNett reads hundreds of your words, @martyyu is jaded (duh), @casscardenes sexts the gang, and @billtweeterson wants us all to fuck off. All after a fun discussion about pills, pills, pills!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@GiseleNett reads hundreds of your words, @martyy…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@GiseleNett reads hundreds of your words, @martyyu is jaded (duh), @casscardenes sexts the gang, and @billtweeterson wants us all to fuck off. All after a fun discussion about pills, pills, pills!</description>
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      <title>26: Tuesday, September 22, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-026</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:51:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A full house with @casscardenes, @johnpirruccello, @giselenett, @billtweeterson, @martyyu. We talk happiness, neatness, bad habits, the Emmys, online dating, and how good Bill's ass looks in jeans. Not quite ball talk, so...you're welcome?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A full house with @casscardenes, @johnpirruccello…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>A full house with @casscardenes, @johnpirruccello, @giselenett, @billtweeterson, @martyyu. We talk happiness, neatness, bad habits, the Emmys, online dating, and how good Bill's ass looks in jeans. Not quite ball talk, so...you're welcome?</description>
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      <title>25: Tuesday, September 15, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-025</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>@giselenett starts a new writing segment + @billtweeterson updates us on his movie + @johnpirrucello eats various items on mic + @martyyu is his typical grumpy self = comedy gold. Fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>@giselenett starts a new writing segment + @billt…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>@giselenett starts a new writing segment + @billtweeterson updates us on his movie + @johnpirrucello eats various items on mic + @martyyu is his typical grumpy self = comedy gold. Fill our sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com</description>
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      <title>#24: Tuesday, September 8, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2015 06:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/24-tuesday-september-8-2015</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:58:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty kisses Bernie Sanders' ass (surprise), we explore a horrible new type of porn that might not exist and Gisele teaches us how to embrace our mediocrity. @casscardenes, @stephenkrueger, @martyyu, @johnpirrucello, @giselenett</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty kisses Bernie Sanders' ass (surprise), we e…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty kisses Bernie Sanders' ass (surprise), we explore a horrible new type of porn that might not exist and Gisele teaches us how to embrace our mediocrity. @casscardenes, @stephenkrueger, @martyyu, @johnpirrucello, @giselenett</description>
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      <title>#23: Tuesday, September 1, 2015</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-023</link>
      <itunes:duration>02:00:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>On today's Nooner, @JohnPirrucello takes the Most Offensive trophy from @stephenkrueger! @casscardenes, @jonnatomato, @martyyu, &amp; @giselenett are there, too.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's Nooner, @JohnPirrucello takes the Most…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On today's Nooner, @JohnPirrucello takes the Most Offensive trophy from @stephenkrueger! @casscardenes, @jonnatomato, @martyyu, &amp; @giselenett are there, too.</description>
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      <title>#22: Tuesday, August 25, 20</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-022-premium</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The all new (basically the same) Nooner podcast relaunches with @martyyu, @billtweeterson, @casscardenes with a cross continental call-in from @giselenett! Make sure to subscribe to Smodco Internet Radio's Nooner on your favorite podcasting app and don't forget to fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The all new (basically the same) Nooner podcast r…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The all new (basically the same) Nooner podcast relaunches with @martyyu, @billtweeterson, @casscardenes with a cross continental call-in from @giselenett! Make sure to subscribe to Smodco Internet Radio's Nooner on your favorite podcasting app and don't forget to fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com.</description>
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      <title>#14: Friday, October 21, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-014</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:29:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk the art of management, the beauty of the Arclight, and the thrill of riding the nickel-rocket to stardom with special guest Hollywood manager and bon vivant Andy Corren.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk the art of management, the bea…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk the art of management, the beauty of the Arclight, and the thrill of riding the nickel-rocket to stardom with special guest Hollywood manager and bon vivant Andy Corren.</description>
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      <title>#13: Friday, October 14, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-013</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:40:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk the glories of karaoke, butterscotch and ginger ale, and the baby sloth with special guest Kristen Bell (VERONICA MARS; FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL).</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk the glories of karaoke, butter…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk the glories of karaoke, butterscotch and ginger ale, and the baby sloth with special guest Kristen Bell (VERONICA MARS; FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL).</description>
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      <title>#12: Friday, October 7, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-012</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:50:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk Prevident, indie film producer penury, and the joy of giving credit where credit's due with producer/executive Jonathan King of Participant Media (The Help, Contagion, Waiting for Superman).</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk Prevident, indie film producer…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk Prevident, indie film producer penury, and the joy of giving credit where credit's due with producer/executive Jonathan King of Participant Media (The Help, Contagion, Waiting for Superman).</description>
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      <title>#11: Friday, September 30, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-011</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:43:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk Woody Woodpecker, ascending the TV writer-producer rungs and breakfast foodstuffs with Sean Smith, creator of TV's Greek.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk Woody Woodpecker, ascending th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk Woody Woodpecker, ascending the TV writer-producer rungs and breakfast foodstuffs with Sean Smith, creator of TV's Greek.</description>
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      <title>#10: Friday, September 23, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-010</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk thatch-haired wastrels, pets-gone-by, and the merits of a cold, refreshing Bradway with special guest Ryan Hansen (Friends with Benefits, Veronica Mars, and Party Down).</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk thatch-haired wastrels, pets-g…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk thatch-haired wastrels, pets-gone-by, and the merits of a cold, refreshing Bradway with special guest Ryan Hansen (Friends with Benefits, Veronica Mars, and Party Down).</description>
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      <title>#9: Friday, September 16, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-009</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Marty takes over as (temporary) host talking video games we weren't in, unfinished movies we were in, and TV shows we were cut out of with (temporary) co-host Henry Dittman.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marty takes over as (temporary) host talking vide…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Marty takes over as (temporary) host talking video games we weren't in, unfinished movies we were in, and TV shows we were cut out of with (temporary) co-host Henry Dittman.</description>
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      <title>#8: Friday, August 26, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-008</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:49:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk theatrical zeal, mouth apertures, and the cutthroat world of improv comedy with special guest Phil LaMarr.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk theatrical zeal, mouth apertur…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk theatrical zeal, mouth apertures, and the cutthroat world of improv comedy with special guest Phil LaMarr.</description>
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      <title>#7: Friday, August 19, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-007</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:57:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk Burning Man, poutine and Hoffman with the 100% straight Patrick J. Adams</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk Burning Man, poutine and Hoffm…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk Burning Man, poutine and Hoffman with the 100% straight Patrick J. Adams</description>
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      <title>#6: Friday, August 12, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-006</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:53:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk shame, tears, and the vagaries of TV with not-Matchbox 20 Rob Thomas.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk shame, tears, and the vagaries…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk shame, tears, and the vagaries of TV with not-Matchbox 20 Rob Thomas.</description>
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      <title>#5: Friday, August 5, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-005</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:39:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk second grade, Michael Caine and birthday parties with Lizzy Caplan</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan and Marty talk second grade, Michael Caine an…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dan and Marty talk second grade, Michael Caine and birthday parties with Lizzy Caplan</description>
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      <title>#4: Friday, July 22, 2011</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/noonerdanmarty/nooner-004</link>
      <itunes:duration>01:54:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Nooner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk chest hair, Bastille Day, and the facts of life with guest Ken Marino.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#2: Friday, July 8, 2011</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk pilot season, rejection, and fantasy football with guest Max Greenfield.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#1: Friday, July 1, 2011</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Dan and Marty talk shower wrestling, MIRPs, and high school with guest Martin Starr.</itunes:summary>
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