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	<title>(Not) A Hero Story</title>
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		<title>Explore Wyldebush Forest!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 19:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Nestled in the southeastern crook of the Dragonhorn Mountains, the forest grows tall and dense. Many species of animals and monsters call the forest home, as well as many mythological creatures. Non-native species often filter through the Dragonhorns from the land to the north and make the forest their home. Hunters from Springwood travel there [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nestled in the southeastern crook of the Dragonhorn Mountains, the forest grows tall and dense. Many species of animals and monsters call the forest home, as well as many mythological creatures. Non-native species often filter through the Dragonhorns from the land to the north and make the forest their home. Hunters from Springwood travel there when the wildlife bustles to bring rare game back to the village. </p>
<p>It is said that many forgotten secrets lie hidden among the trees. One such secret is the unassuming portal to the Fairyshire, hidden in plain sight in the center of a ring of mushrooms near the waterfall. </p>
<p>Aside from the fairies and the occasional giant, no civilized species call the forest their home. They are wise not to: if the increased monster aggression over the previous few decades wasn’t enough of a deterrent, the forest is also said to be the home of a terrifying, bloodthirsty demon. Legend has it that, while the demon sleeps now, it is ready to wake any day.</p>
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		<title>Meet Kiwi!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2026 19:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Marty’s best friend, roommate, and confidant. He also happens to be a tanuki with the powers of transformation and granting good luck. But those hardly compare to the capabilities of his magical testicles, which he uses to get Marty out of many sticky situations. Since he’s unable to speak the Common language (and he’s not [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marty’s best friend, roommate, and confidant. He also happens to be a tanuki with the powers of transformation and granting good luck. But those hardly compare to the capabilities of his magical testicles, which he uses to get Marty out of many sticky situations.</p>
<p>Since he’s unable to speak the Common language (and he’s not eager to discuss his past), no one knows where he came from or how he ended up in the nearby Wyldebush Forest in the first place. All that matters, however, is that he’s dedicated to helping Marty — and the rest of the party — one feat of testicular fortitude at a time.</p>
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		<title>Visit Springwood!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 23:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A sleepy farming village between the cities of Quimbury and Aguas Doradas. It was established centuries ago by pioneers from the west, but its growth stalled almost immediately due to its distance from other societal hubs. As such, it is considered nothing more than a spot on the map by non-locals. The residents enjoy a [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A sleepy farming village between the cities of Quimbury and Aguas Doradas. It was established centuries ago by pioneers from the west, but its growth stalled almost immediately due to its distance from other societal hubs. As such, it is considered nothing more than a spot on the map by non-locals. The residents enjoy a quiet life removed from the hustle and bustle of more populated places. </p>
<p>While it receives few visitors outside the occasional party of Adventurers, its exports, however, are widely renowned: a talented blacksmith forges weapons and tools out of ore mind from the nearby Dragonhorn Mountains; exceptional farmers and ranchers sell their crops to distributors throughout the region; and the local Witch crafts coveted potions that even the wealthiest city dwellers clamor for. </p>
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		<title>Meet Marty!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 14:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The main character of the story — whether he wants to be or not. He is often considered a nuisance by the people of Springwood and winds up being the butt of a lot of jokes. He is partially to blame, though: if he hadn’t had the audacity to be born with blue hair but [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The main character of the story — whether he wants to be or not. He is often considered a nuisance by the people of Springwood and winds up being the butt of a lot of jokes. He is partially to blame, though: if he hadn’t had the audacity to be born with blue hair but without the ambition to become a Hero, like most other people who share that trait, people would be willing to leave him alone.</p>
<p>But, one day, fate intervenes: Marty finds himself forced to become an Adventurer who goes on Quests to make money, bringing him one step closer to becoming the Hero the villagers have always expected him to be.</p>
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		<title>History of the Story (Part Three)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2026 14:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Some time in 2022, after letting the story sit dormant for several years, I was bored at work one day and decided to take another stab at writing it. I wrote the first chapter and liked what I had put down. Then, I didn&#8217;t return to it for another couple more years. I didn&#8217;t realize [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some time in 2022, after letting the story sit dormant for several years, I was bored at work one day and decided to take another stab at writing it. I wrote the first chapter and liked what I had put down.</p>
<p>Then, I didn&#8217;t return to it for another couple more years.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t realize it at the time, but it still didn&#8217;t have <em>je ne sais quoi</em>. It wasn&#8217;t until about 2024 that I realized that, in order to capitalize on my love of video games, the story should be a LitRPG. I began reading LitRPGs like crazy at the time for research &#8211; including <em>Dungeon Crawler Carl</em> before it became a phenomenon. That helped bring the project closer to what it is today&#8230; but it was still missing <em>something</em>.</p>
<p>Then, with the help of my step brother, I discovered Kiwi. After I threw Marty&#8217;s tanuki companion into the mix, I was off to the races. The chapters started flowing and a story started to take shape.</p>
<p>After a couple of years of writing and editing, I&#8217;ve finally got something I want to share. That, more or less, brings us up to today. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll skip the parts about the early mornings, writer&#8217;s blocks, and hours straining my eyes in front of a computer screen. Nobody wants to hear about that. But I will mention that there were many, <em>many</em> times during the fifteen-ish years of developing this story that I lost faith in the project. It lived in my head like a ghost, occasionally wailing and rattling its chains. But, while I considered it a curse during the years that it was dormant, I&#8217;m grateful that it never left me.</p>
<p>So, if you have something that takes up room in your mind, demanding to come out, I hope that you find the big-balled tanuki you need to finally let it come to life.</p>
<p style="text-align: left">&#8212; slanderoid</p>
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		<title>History of the Story (Part Two)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2026 10:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Fast forward a few more years and some major life changes had left the project sitting on my hard drive, gathering dust. After a few more seismic life changes, I found myself back home, living with my parents. With no money, no video games, and hardly any books to read (I hadn&#8217;t discovered ebooks yet), [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fast forward a few more years and some major life changes had left the project sitting on my hard drive, gathering dust. After <em>a few more</em> seismic life changes, I found myself back home, living with my parents. With no money, no video games, and hardly any books to read (I hadn&#8217;t discovered ebooks yet), I decided it was time to dust off my fantasy story.</p>
<p>At this point, I had decided to call it &#8220;The Stone Prophecy&#8221;. (I&#8217;m not sure if the title was intended to be an homage to <em>Ravenloft: Stone Prophet</em> or if I accidentally aped the title&#8230; One thing&#8217;s for sure: I&#8217;m not digging around through my memories to find out.)  In the months that followed, I managed to write and type up an entire book. Soon after <em>that</em>, I somehow wrote a second book in the span of a month and a half. </p>
<p>But, life has a funny way of getting in the way of these things, and these, too, ended up collecting dust. This time, the project sat untouched for nearly a decade. Luckily, I managed to hold on to both of these books. The first is still sitting in my ancient Dropbox right now, waiting to be used for something or to be discarded. The second is still around here somewhere, handwritten on legal pad sheets.</p>
<p>Of course, I&#8217;m skipping most of the boring details. (And I only really half-remember the details I&#8217;ve shared here, anyway&#8230;) But that brings us up to the current era of the story.</p>
<p><em>To be continued&#8230;</em></p>
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		<title>History of the Story (Part One)</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[I thought that, in the time leading up to the release of (Not) A Hero Story, I would share a little bit of the history of the project. When I was a kid, I spent most of my time reading books and playing video games like some kind of nerd. As an only child that [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought that, in the time leading up to the release of <em>(Not) A Hero Story</em>, I would share a little bit of the history of the project.</p>
<p>When I was a kid, I spent most of my time reading books and playing video games like some kind of nerd. As an only child that often played games and relied on his parents to occasionally provide him with new ones, I tended to seek out titles that provided the biggest bang-to-buck ratio. So, from a pretty early age, I learned to love JRPGs more than most other genres.</p>
<p>At some point, one of my former English teachers planted a bug in my head about writing. I don&#8217;t know if he intended to seal my fate that day or not, but I&#8217;ve never been able to shake the notion of becoming some kind of writer in the future. (He specifically mentioned journalism. I tried it in college, but it wasn&#8217;t really my thing.)</p>
<p>Fast forward a bit to my mid-twenties, some time in the early 2010s. I still had the same habits of reading and playing video games, but I also through mind-altering substances into the mix.</p>
<p>One day, after a night spent <strong>[redacted]</strong> and waking up still under the influence, I sat down to play a few hours of <em>Monster Hunter Tri</em>. As my character wandered the forest, gathering spider webs and looking for dragons to slay, I started to wonder what his backstory was. It wasn&#8217;t long before my monster hunter, Marty, began to have a storied history (at least, in my mind) that I felt compelled to put down on paper.</p>
<p>Before long, I had come up with a short story, a couple of small games, and grand ambitions for the project&#8217;s future.</p>
<p><em>To be continued&#8230;</em></p>
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		<title>One month left! 🤯</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2026 10:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s only one month left before &#8220;(Not) A Hero Story&#8221; begins! It&#8217;s exciting and poop-inducing at the same time 😅 Until then, I&#8217;ll be making some posts sharing the history of this book and some introductory materials. This story has been about fifteen years in the making, so it&#8217;s a bit of a dream come [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s only one month left before &#8220;(Not) A Hero Story&#8221; begins! It&#8217;s exciting and poop-inducing at the same time <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f605.png" alt="😅" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<p>Until then, I&#8217;ll be making some posts sharing the history of this book and some introductory materials. This story has been about fifteen years in the making, so it&#8217;s a bit of a dream come true for it to finally be released into the wilderness!</p>
<p>Anyway, stay tuned! There&#8217;s much more to come <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/2694.png" alt="⚔" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
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		<title>Thank you for stopping by!</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m looking forward to bringing you a story of swashbuckling drunks and too-well-endowed mythical creatures&#8230; but it&#8217;s not ready yet. I&#8217;m planning to begin publishing in September. Give the page a follow to keep up to date with progress and future plans for release! Thanks again, slanderoid]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to bringing you a story of swashbuckling drunks and too-well-endowed mythical creatures&#8230; but it&#8217;s not ready yet. I&#8217;m planning to begin publishing in September. Give the page a follow to keep up to date with progress and future plans for release!</p>
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<p>Thanks again,</p>
<p>slanderoid</p></p>
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