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March 2, 2026: The Rodney’s Spectacle Unpacked! All The Fakes! All The Takes!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 02 Mar 2026 08:41:25 +0000

Friday night was one of the most eventful in the Dabbleverse in quite some time, and all of the major players have been going over the events all weekend long. Let’s investigate some of the takes, get some feedback from the attendees, and unravel the sick ball of yarn that was one of the worst comedy shows ever! Geno Bisconte and his wife Keanu have sunk lower than ever. Stuttering John is claiming a huge victory after getting played by his ghoul. Chad Zumock wishes he was a part of something. Kevin Brennan got upstaged big time. And most importantly, is Hackamania the big loser after this non-event upstaged it completely?

This Little Piggy – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (February 27, 2026)

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 27 Feb 2026 08:41:31 +0000

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

February 26, 2026: The RODNEY’S Debacle! Karmic VS. Chad! Ray Talks Sex! MRB Is On One!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 26 Feb 2026 08:41:40 +0000

Keanu can’t stop looking for fights with ladies, and she ratchets up her aggression to get real tough! Ray Devito gets clipped in a rare occurrence of Cleveland’s second-favorite middle explaining the birds and the bees. KarmicX and Chad are fighting each other like real tards. The big show this Friday at Rodney’s is shaping up to be a big nothing burger, but who will show and who will make excuses? We can’t wait to see what goes down at the NYC comedy club that considers Geno Bisconte a real comic.

February 24, 2026: Geno Bisconte Is Perma-Poor! Rumble At Rodney’s! Dabble Drama!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 24 Feb 2026 08:41:47 +0000

Can Michael Ray Bower bounce back after Friday night’s toxic brownie batter bungle? Mersh falls for a trap that wasn’t even meant for him. Everyone is buzzing about the Friday show coming up in NYC where Stuttering John, Geno and the Keek, Cumia and Kevin Brennan will be in attendance. Chad Zumock tries to get some drama going by acting like a tough guy. Plus a bunch of other Dabbleverse loose ends that may have slipped through your crack.

February 19, 2026: Karmic’s New Pity Party! Chad Zumock Flounders!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 19 Feb 2026 08:41:50 +0000

Charles Chance is getting gacked about Hackamania! Michael Ray Bower has some thoughts on the Super Bowl halftime show. Chad Zumock has had some insane streams lately, and we really need to catch up while he’s on a YouTube hiatus. KarmicX is threatening to stop streaming in his latest tantrum, but followers of the Minnesota Slow know it’s just another attempt at getting pity from his dwindling audience.

February 17, 2026: He Is Risen! Catching Up With Chad, KarmicX, KB, Bower & More!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 17 Feb 2026 08:41:54 +0000

Patrick isn’t dead, no matter how hard you wished for it to be true! So much has happened in the past week and a half that there isn’t really a way to make a plan. So let’s just get to it and see how much of the latest Dabbleverse dookie we can wade through. Sound like a plan? Micheal Ray Bower is big mad at Patrick for some reason. There’s tons of new Chad Zumock clowning to be had. KarmicX continues his unhappy stream while streaming from hotel rooms with the love of his life. Kevin Brennan is still screaming about numbers. And so much more!

Atlantic City Check-In! Ray’s Standup! Mami Meltdown! The Ghost of Mr. P Has Meats!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 07 Feb 2026 08:41:59 +0000

Patrick is in Atlantic City and wants to do a quick show to talk about the weekend developments, answer any questions you may have, and grift for money to play poker with as his spiral of losing continues!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: LIVE FROM ATLANTIC CITY!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 06 Feb 2026 08:42:03 +0000

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, Tookie and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 04 Feb 2026 08:42:08 +0000

Patrick is heading off to Atlantic City for the Stupor Bowl meetup, but he wants to hang with you slerbs for a bit before taking off! Chad Zumock will not be in AC, because he’s a pro comedian doing pro work. We may or may not have a secret recording of one of Chad’s latest standup sets. Stuttering John is backing out of his boxing challenge to Rocco, and Patrick wants to make it more interesting. KarmicX is doo-doodly-dooing it all over the country with his secret girlfriend. And we’ve got a new “guy” to watch who happens to be a girl.

February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 02 Feb 2026 10:52:11 +0000

Stuttering John has challenged Rocco to a boxing match, and Rocco has accepted. But in this world people are constantly challeging each other to fights that never happen. Will this be different? Summer Sinclair is cranking away at her comedy career and it’s time we checked in on her. Mersh is done with the Dabbleverse and it looks like resident grandpa Schmuel Buckman has triggered yet another streamer. Karmic isn’t doing well after his recent “accidental” reveal that he is traveling with Felicia Gillespie. Let’s also watch on of the latest Chad’s Wet Brained Follies courtesy of the one and only Chad Boozemock!

BONUS NOTHING! Saturday Night Squirts!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sun, 01 Feb 2026 07:27:50 +0000

Why don’t you duck-walk your silly ass on over here an plant one on me, Sally!

January 29, 2026: Matt Mead Can’t Stop! Mersh Explains! Steel Toe Beg Time! Chad Zumock Drunk!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 30 Jan 2026 07:27:43 +0000

Chad Zumock is having a rough time between his tiny apartment being revealed, harassing deliveries during his show, and now his fake girlfriend breaking up with him and his dreams of being a homeowner evaporating. Matt Mead still hasn’t learned damage control and continues to make things worse for himself. Aaron Imholte is doing great, crushing the haters and making us feel! Mersh thinks Patrick plays dumb for content, but on this show Patrick plans to play even dumber!

January 26, 2026: BRING A SPOON! Chad! Kevin! Scarlett! Karmic! Toe!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 18:43:25 +0000

Is Matt Mead the biggest simp you’ve ever seen in your life? Or is he just a complete idiot? You be the judge! Karmic gets cryptic about his life and wherabouts while revealing even more about his life an whereabouts. Scarlett continues her parade of shows while completely alienating her original e-Daddy Mersh, who completely loses it on her for her appearance on Ethan Ralph’s show. Aaron Imholte spent the weekend neglecting his kids again to go out on the streets and play news man, and he still can’t hit a goal.

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 23, 2026)

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 23 Jan 2026 18:43:02 +0000

January 22, 2026: Stuttering John On Hackamania! Bower In Distress! Chad Zumock Walk Stream!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 22 Jan 2026 18:43:30 +0000

Patrick has put out an offer for Stuttering John to come to Hackamania, but just like a bunch of buffoons before him, he’s handled in the wrong way! Felicia Gillespie has a track record of being completely nuts when it comes to relationships. Michael Ray Bower is trying to make the most of the new year, but will it stick? Chad Zumock does another walk and talk stream where he reveals how much his loyal fans really mean to him. Plus we check in on some of our favorite nuts in the NLO goof troupe!

January 20, 2026: Kevin Brennan Provides LOLs! KarmicX MISERY Continues! Kitty Pineapple Is Back!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 20 Jan 2026 18:43:34 +0000

KarmicX is living at Felicia Gillespie’s place again, because he can’t be alone with his own thoughts in the frozen Minnesota north. But it doesn’t seem like he is finding peace and happiness in his newfound old relationship, and the cracks are already forming in this simple man’s facade. Kevin Brennan doesn’t understand anything, and the meltdowns lately have been amazing. Watch as dementia-adjacent KB continues his crash outs for all to watch. Kitty Pineapple, one of the belles of the Las Vegas comedy ball, is back making content and laughs for us to dig in to.

January 15, 2026: Chad Zumock Has NO IDEAS! DonkeyLips Is In NEW YEAR Mode! LOLCOW Soup!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 15 Jan 2026 18:43:42 +0000

Chad Zumock admits he has no skills and talent while rehashing what went wrong with his life, but still blames other people for his shortcomings. Let’s watch Chad learn about the internet in real time as he discovers his very own Pizzagate. Kevin Brennan is still obsessed with the numbers. Michael Ray Bower has a chance to start over, but what does that mean for the once super-successful and beloved child actor? Crazy Joe is still battling demons as he attempts to get his show off the ground eleven years after we found him. Karmic explains his 90-day probation plan with Felicia Gillespie. This time it’s gonna go great!

January 13, 2026: Kiki Gets Cheeky! Kevin Brennan’s NUMBERS Haunt Him! Broken Bone Therapy!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 13 Jan 2026 18:43:50 +0000

Kevin Brennan is living the dream. Sure, his Patreon numbers are down, but he’s not going to let that bother him. As a matter of fact, he’s playing a joke on all of us because he’s making up the money elsewhere. Don’t worry about him. He’s doing fine. You’re all just Melton trolls, anyway. Keanu Thompson may be growing tired of her husband as he inches towards sixty years old, constantly gets drunk on stream and embarrasses himself, and can’t stop repeating his broken-brain chants about a flu and dragging her in to his fights. Is the honeymoon over?

January 12, 2026: Chad Zumock The HYPOCRITE! Ashley Cummings Stinks! Steel Toe PIVOTS On ICE!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 18:43:54 +0000

Chad Zumock spent another weekend drunk in the tiny apartment he claims is only a temporary housing situation. Watch as he tries to confront Scarlett about her issues while his daddy Kevin uses her for chuckles. Ashley Cummings needs the Dabbleverse even though she claims to be tired of it. She can’t cash her $20 checks fast enough! Aaron Imholte leaves his basement and gets more views than ever while prancing around St. Cloud and pretending to not be a racist!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 9, 2026)

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 09 Jan 2026 18:43:58 +0000

January 8, 2026: Chad Zumock’s New (Used) Car! Karmic’s New (Used) Girlfriend! New Gadgets!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 08 Jan 2026 18:44:03 +0000

KarmicX reveals why he flip-flopped on Hackamania on Monday, despite not being offered anything – he’s back together with Felicia, the woman he complains controls his life and his show to his own detriment. Watch as this poor simpleton reckons with his own decisions in real time. Chad Zumock has been revealed as a fraud, with the recent revelations of his tiny apartment and imaginary girlfriend sending shockwaves through to Dabbleverse. To make himself feel better, the wet-brained buffoon has decided to buy himself a car, and has already been caught lying about it. Ray Devito made some money in November and now can’t stop taunting people about his wealth. Stuttering John is coming to Hackamania and has Rocco on the run!

January 5, 2026: Scarlett & KarmicX Sitting In a Tree! Ashley Cummings is Insane! Kiki Crumbles!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 05 Jan 2026 18:44:11 +0000

It’s a new year, but the same old ghouls are running around arguing about nonsense! Ashley Cummings and Keanu have been clashing over their fallout, and it’s hard to tell which one of them is more redacted. Keanu spills a secret about Ashley and the passive-aggressive battle is one you won’t want to miss! Scarlett Hampton is getting close to Karmic and it appears he’s ready to throw Felicia away for a chance at love with the midwestern strumpet. Mersh is mad at Haley for making a hunchasaurus voice for some reason. Supertip is causing battles in these streets!

TOOKIE & THE HUNCH – New Years Eve Celebration w/ Scarlett Hampton, Moody, Matt Mead & Haley

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 31 Dec 2025 18:44:17 +0000

Join Patrick and Tookie as they talk about the old, ring in the new, and celebrate with fans as we head in to the Dabbleverse in 2026! What will this insane world have in store for us in the coming year?

December 29, 2025: Chad Zumock Can’t Stop LOSING! Kevin Brennans STINKS! Pulperfest Recap Drama!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 18:44:28 +0000

Kevin Brennan can’t stop terrorizing Patrick! First he calls the iRS to report the fearless Onion leader, and now he’s calling The Plaza hotel to waste employees time for no payoff. Pluperfest in Las Vegas was a tremendous success! As long as you don’t know what success is and you enjoy spin! Patrick wasn’t going to talk about it, but it seems Blade and Karl are fighting over what happened two weekends ago in Sin City. Chad Zumock has been drinking his way through the holiday season, and lots of juicy info is coming to light. Let’s explore Chad’s stolen credit card saga and find where the truth meets what’s going on in Wet Brain’s head. PLUS we finally know where Chad lives, and nothing will prepare you for this, but Chad has been lying to us!

December 27, 2025: Get Him a Body Bag!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 27 Dec 2025 18:44:37 +0000

Patrick has been sick for almost a week – full of aches, coughs, wheezes and sneezes. But it’s wearing off. Let’s see if he even still remembers how to do any of this. Come for a special late night hang out where the only thing on the menu is uncertainty. Enjoy!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (December 19, 2025)

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 19 Dec 2025 09:18:51 +0000

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

December 16, 2025: Chad’s BIG Event Idea! Kevin Brennan’s FURY! Karmic’s CONTINUOUS Crashout!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 16 Dec 2025 12:48:09 +0000

Patrick has been busy with the launch of the new Supertip system, and now you and your favorite show can sign up to use the system! Kevin Brennan is losing his mind! Watch as a 65-year-old man tries to figure out how to bring his enemies down with his old dumb brain! Karmic can’t stop spiraling after the loss of his simpleton comedian girlfriend, and everyone is catching his anger. Chad Zumock, after losing his imaginary girlfriend, is bored and has brainstormed a new event for the Dabbleverse that could RUIN anything Melton and the puppet are trying to do in Atlantic City!

December 11, 2025: Bower Talks Smack! Keanu is an ABUSE ENABLER! Scarlett Needs Help!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 11 Dec 2025 08:11:16 +0000

Scarlett Hampton is mentally ill and as dumb as they come, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t deserve to be happy. She is surrounded by people without her best interests in mind, including her friend Keanu who seems to be turning a blind eye to her living situation with an apparent chronic abuser named Matt Mead. What unfolded on a recent stream seems unhinged and building towards a nightmare scenario. Michael Ray Bower has thoughts on the Dabbleverse and seems to hint that Patrick may be the one who sent him highly illegal material.

December 9, 2025: All The DabbleNews That’s Fit To Play!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 09 Dec 2025 08:11:20 +0000

There’s been a lot of little things going on outside of just the Karmic and Felicia drama, so let’s do a show to catch up on what’s been happening. Keanu and Geno have been spinning gold while striking channels, apparently Dick Masterson and Vito are fighting about Hackamania again, , Chadboozemock kills it with another Wet-Brained follies, and Mersh is mad at boomers or something. Come join Patrick for a show that could be anything!

December 8, 2025: KarmicX & Felicia Gillespie FINALLY Break Up! Let’s Watch ALL OF IT!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 08 Dec 2025 08:59:14 +0000

All good things must come to an end, and the short-lived emotional love affair between KarmicX and pretend comedian Felicia Gillespie is no different. After months of back an forths from Minnesota to Ohio, countless chicken sandwiches, roller coasters, aquarium visits, orchestral escapades, and late night scream streams, what we all knew was coming has finally happened. Karmic flew home last week and immediately depression and anxiety overcame the poor boy, and now sparks are flying between the two white trash transients. Let’s explore the HOURS of footage from the weekend and try to make sense of what was and what is to come for these two awful humans who deserve whatever is coming their way.

December 6, 2025: Special Saturday Stream! Patrick LOSES HIS HOUSE Live!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 06 Dec 2025 08:59:18 +0000

Patrick’s internet really sputtered around last night, and there was no Members Only show! So join Patrick on this special Saturday to hang out, catch up with some things that fell through the cracks, as well as some of the latest breaking news in the Dabbleverse. Plus some fats, some dorks, and maybe even some body cam videos. Anything can happen, because it’s Saturday!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (December 5, 2025)

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 05 Dec 2025 08:11:24 +0000

Aaron’s riding high after his big win last week, but will it end up coming back to bite him? Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

December 3, 2025: Chad’s Hackamania Response! A LOOSE Nighttime Adventure!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 03 Dec 2025 08:11:28 +0000

Chad Zumock is predictable as usual. He’s pretending to accept the terms of Patrick’s offer while making demands he knows aren’t practical. The problem for Chad is that he is a loser with no heat, and demands are not something people with no leverage can throw around. Come spend a cool casual night with Patrick and the Onions while we mope around the internet and see what’s what!

December 2, 2025: The CHAD ZUMOCK Thanksgiving Arc – A Meltdown Worthy of Coverage

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 02 Dec 2025 08:11:32 +0000

Hopefully your Thanksgiving weekend was full of relaxation and time spent with your family and friends. Not everyone has that luxury, and you should be thankful for it. Chad Zumock, flailing and failing comedian, has spiraled in a spectacular manner over the past ten days, lashing out and dealing with detractors in a manner worthy of chronicling for future scrutiny. From his pretend girlfriend to his new apartment, his lies are catching up with him as fast as he can spin up new ones. The spectacle of this man’s end-of-life crisis is something we all just can’t get enough of, and Patrick wants to watch it with you.

November 26, 2025: Pre-Thanksgiving Spectacular! Chad-Watch! Josh & Momma! Cooking With Kiki!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 26 Nov 2025 08:11:36 +0000

It’s time for turkeys! Let’s watch Keanu and Geno prepare poor Thanksgiving for themselves sans-turkey! Let’s watch Josh and Momma tell us what the holidays are really about. We’re on a watch for Chad to show back up at Mersh’s house this afternoon! But most of all let’s just get together for some laughs before all the aggressive family fighting!

November 25, 2025: Bower’s Hackamania Response! Matt Mead Is Nervous! Thanksgiving Prep Continues

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 08:11:43 +0000

It’s Thanksgiving week, and everyone is deep in to their shopping and prep game for the biggest gluttony gobbling day in America! Let’s continue checking in to see how it’s going with our favorites! Michael Ray Bower continues his career delusion by declining his invitation to Hackamania. Geno admits he’s the newest lolcow in the Dabbleverse while continuing to dive deeper into irrelevancy with his very smart wife. Matt Mead and his cornstar-for-hire girlfriend continue to embarass themselves on livestreams for our amusement.

MUD vs. SPUD: The “Debate” Nobody Asked For!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 08:11:39 +0000

Chad Zumock, completely out of ideas and tired of losing battle after battle, has taken to challenging detractors to come on his show for a debate as a cover for using them to earn money for himself. Join Patrick as he watches the Dudshark and Cardiff Electric engage in we don’t even know what. What is this? Who asked for it? And why? All Supertips will be split with Cardiff and Rocco because Chad doesn’t make enough money to pay them.

November 24, 2025: Chad Is SNAPPING! Karmic on HACKAMANIA! Richard Leland Neal WAFFLES!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 08:11:47 +0000

Chad Zumock has been wrecked by his own lack of content, letting the likes of Tommy Jordan and Lady KayBee get him in his feelings. The destabilized wannabe comedian is starting to make life-altering mistakes and it’s sure to end well! Karmic has decided not to come to Hackamania, much like Michael Ray Bower, because he doesn’t consider the offer to be worthy of his presence. Richard Leland Neal is still reeling from his failed copyright strike on this channel, and likens giving Patrick a chance to a rectal invasion.

November 22, 2025: Saturday Special

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 22 Nov 2025 08:11:53 +0000

Kevin Brennan is an American retired stand-up comedian, podcaster, and writer. He is the host of the Misery Loves Company podcast, and is best known for his work on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update in 1999 and 2000.

November 20, 2025: Hackamania HURTS! KarmicX! Geno! Kiki! Mersh! Chad Zumock! Michael Ray Bower!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 20 Nov 2025 08:11:58 +0000

Hackamania has a lot of creators in the Dabbleverse in their feelings and coming out of the woodwork for a free long weekend trip to Las Vegas! Mersh melts down about his perceived lack of respect! KarmicX goes back and forth between melting down and being gracious. Patrick attempts to make him an offer that’s going to hurt to refuse. Keanu gets defensive on Hughzey’s show about her nasty nudes being plastered on the internet. Chad Zumock gets busted on one of his stupid debate streams. Michael Ray Bower attempts to worm his way in to the Dabbleverse even more, and it ain’t gonna go how you think it’s gonna go!

November 17, 2025: Chad Zumock VS. KarmicX VS. Geno Bisconte & Keanu Thompson

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 17 Nov 2025 08:12:02 +0000

There’s a battle going on for the biggest lolcow baby in the Dabbleverse, and the competition just keeps getting hotter and hotter! Chad Zumock is out in these streets demanding to “debate” people with her tiny intellect, even though she doesn’t even know what he wants to debate about! Watch the cope and see Lady Z herself run from Mersh on MLC! Geno Bisconte is finally crumbling under the constant reminder that he has no fans and nothing going on in life. KarmicX debuts his Katty Z character and proceeds to declare he’s done with this world yet again.

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Return Of The L’s! (November 13, 2025)

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 14 Nov 2025 08:12:05 +0000

KEANU BORES EVERYONE ON HER BIRTHDAY! WEEEEEEEEE!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 13 Nov 2025 08:12:09 +0000

It’s Keanu’s birthday! So come watch her stream to 33 people! One for every year she’s had on the planet! How UNTOWARD! Weeeeee!

November 11, 2025: Zumock Be Zumockin’! Metropolitan Detective! A Lesson In Fair Use!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 11 Nov 2025 08:12:13 +0000

Chad Zumock is always good for a laugh. Not on stage, but in his daily life. Let’s watch the hypocrisy and cluelessness together, shall we? Richard Leland Neal is big mad, and he’s forgone his normal one-year-old video release schedule to make a video coping about his recent failure of copyright striking Patrick’s video. There’s only two episodes of Metropolitan Detective left, and Patrick can’t think of a better way to spend his birthday than popping the cork on one of them. Charles Chance is gearing up for Hackamania in April in Las Vegas – are you?

November 10, 2025: Steel Toe TANKS His Big Win! Matt Mead CAUGHT Abusing! DonkeyLips Is DONE?

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 10 Nov 2025 08:12:17 +0000

Aaron Imholte hasn’t had a win in so long, he’s forgotten how to do it! We return to some good old fashioned RUNG DUNG today as we watch Aaron spin the Friday This Little Piggy episode in to a complete redemption for his insane behavior over the past few years. It’s a sight to behold! Matt Mead, who is Geno Bisconte’s best friend and sidekick on a show nobody watches, has been piping a drugged-out pornstar. Mersh has been joking about stealing her from him and she secretly filmed him losing his mind and abusing her in a paranoid crash out. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips says he’s quitting his popular Anxiety Files videos. Is he cured? Is his mental finally fixed?

November 5, 2025: KarmicX VS. Pat Dixon! Michael Ray Bower IS John Candy! Hey Honeys!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 12:48:24 +0000

Karmic has been on the outs with Kevin Brennan, as the old man has begun to play with the northern Minnesota slow like a cat with a ball of redacted yarn. Pat Dixon got the link for MLC with Kevin Brennan again recently to help pile on to KarmicX. This could signal another turning for the podcast most popular for parading loser’s lives out for our amusement. Michael Ray Bower has some reflections about his life, and compares himself to comedic genius John Candy.

November 3, 2025: KarmicX Masked Up! Lost Boy Chad Zumock Attacks The Ladies! Momma!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 03 Nov 2025 12:48:28 +0000

Chad Zumock is glad that people aren’t paying attention to him, because he’s really been on a rampage against his former fans lately. Call it lack of talent, frustration at meager earnings, or just disdain for women stemming from his lack of game, but The Z-Man is losing it! Momma and Josh discover cookie butter. And did you see Karmic’s new mask? What a stud! Hubba hubba!

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Steel Toe’s FREEDOM Spooktacular! (October 31, 2025)

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 31 Oct 2025 11:48:32 +0000

Aaron Imholte is out of jail, and of course he’s declaring it a win for the toe! With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

October 29, 2025: The KIKI Crash! Keanu & Geno Are DONE!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 29 Oct 2025 11:48:35 +0000

Keanu and Geno aka The Biscontes cannot stop screwing up! Geno is fresh out of the Cumia compound, finding out just how small his fanbase and talent can get him in the real world. Keanu cannot stop betraying her friends and teaming up with the most hated personalities in the Dabbleverse. With very little options, fans and money, watching this pathetic midwit couple flounder around the internet is peak entertainment for anyone with functioning brain cells.

NLO SPECIAL! Friday Morning Court Report!

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 24 Oct 2025 11:48:38 +0000

Patrick had his hearing this morning. Nick is in his hearing now. Aaron is out of jail. Keanu and Geno did comedy last night and we have the tapes! Chad can’t stop emailing Patrick while drunk in the middle of the night. Let’s HANG about it!